>>145395423
You're retarded if you think Moreno and Lewis are losing. Absolutely braindead retarded
shit thread
>>145403155moreno is washed, royval pitter pattered his lego soul
>>145403149Dont look up the rapper Sofiane Zermani
>>145403155*ahem*Albazi by split decisionDiniz by tko
>>145403149That's a funny pose to strike with the love of your life (her nipple is hard)
As funny as it is to meme, it is pretty embarrassing that Brazil, the world's second biggest mma country, is on the heavily losing side of a rivalry with some tiny, inbred mountain goatfucker republics in southern Russia
Whats gotten into spammy lately? Haven't seen him this revved up since Strickbeast raped adesanya to death.
police codes are the gayest forced gimmick not only on heem, but the entirety of /sp/
>>145403149The real/less funny heemvious: >>145399104
>>145403240Probably upsets you if you are profiled doesn't it?
the pic that saved heem.com
Belal should be cut before it's too late
japanese invented martial arts
GODreno fight week.
Heemiliation ritual
Reminder that all Belal hate is Israeli propaganda
>>145403298max finna heem
>>145403307I hope both sides suffer
>>145403298they did the same to DC when he was hyping up the stipe jones fight
>>145403287
>>145403240Finland being an unfunny retard? What else is new
meng
There's nothing better than a fresh start
>>145403370me after reincarnating
>>145403370That’s why I’ve decided to get another Hap
>>145403339kek i remember thisbo meng sucks she should fight hirata
Is this "Hap" in the room with you right now?
>>145403240When the fact you're an IC4 is contantly shoved in your face obviously you're not going to have a fun ride. I feel your pain man
syuri kondo (1-3 UFC)
Geoff Neil is a way way better boxer than Ilia
Volk is in camp. This basically confirms the Lopes fight because topuria said he needs some time off
the same finn that uses codes to get around being banned also goes into tantrums about muh heckin chuds. poetic.
0 british champions
>>145403420why is he flushing himself like this
>heems and rumors of heems
0 pakistani champions
>>145403437unironically having the third daughter did him in, Volk always had fight IQ and he knew there's an argument that still hasn't been refuted to this day
>>145403225You revved him with this one
>>1454034340 stinky Deliveroo driving Brazilian champions
>>145403425What are you waffling on about I only just got banned for posting the most chud magnet interview our color commentator Rogan has ever done
0 jewish champions
I revved him
>>145403287Shut up weebEverybody had Martial arts and greeks were the ones to officialy invent MMA
They keep their sweaty shoes and socks in the same Bag as the food Do NOT use food delivery Apps(This isn't satire)
>>145403481Strickland
>>145403483Might want to check the webm again ali
>>145403483Greeks stole it
>>145403298They warned him as much as they could.
>>145403483MMA isn't pankration. Fighters aren't naked, oiled up and allowed to bite, eye poke and groin strike
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
whats the strickbeast poster gonna do for chimaiev?
>>145403530Pankration actually had a bunch of rules, like ground and pound wasn't allowed because it was seen as dishonorable
>>145403521The japanese at that time were literal cavemen/hobos and how the hell did they stole it ?If anything its the other way aroundWhen the greeks invaded india, they began to spread their beliefs in india and indians added hercules in induism and buddism as a form of syncretismAnd then when buddism spread to east asia and japan, there was some minor traces of that greek heritage Some japanese temples have mini statues of hercules apparently
What do we think of them?
>>145403530Pankration = boxing and wreslting = MMA>>145403548Imagine if he beats Aspinall
>>145403594He’s never fighting Aspinall
>>145403589They all suckJasudavicius is hot
>>145403594I do b, I do
>>145403420*never wins again in your path*
look forward to seeing jon seethe when he’s asked about Tom next week kwab
Jones only needs 6 seconds to violently heem Stipe (50 years old btw) to secure the fastest heavyweight knockout in UFC history
>>145403632How have you got the narrative so twisted? Tom has been harping on about Jones for a year, made little instagram videos and now as a last ditch effort to be noticed is hanging out with mmaguru, time to stop living in denial b
>>145403339mengbros....
>Jones>violently heem
Heavyweight Jon is an unknown beast we'd never seen him do a demolition job like he did to Gane at LHW
>>145403589God fucking Blessed
Jon Jones has like 2 real heems in his entire careerOne of them was overturned
*beasts into the thread*
>>145403580I don't care b
I feel with the right camp I'd be a problem for the top 5
>>145403716Why does he feel the need to make his Short into a little skirt? It really bothers me
>>145403716he looks comical with those stick legs
>>145403298Volk was never good
We will be vindicated Joneschads
Who of you Made this LMAOOO>>145394435
>>145403771The consensus is he'll win and retire how would that vindicate him in any way
>>145403815Let me mourn in peace
>>145403530>bite, eye poke and groin strikeNone of this were allowed Its was kickboxing and catch wrestling when it hits the ground>>145403573>like ground and pound wasn't allowedCorrect but if one was standing and the other down they could punch/kick but once they grapple its no strikes>>145403483>Everybody had Martial arts and greeks were the ones to officialy invent MMAIn a way yes, but to say that the original samurái Martial arts or even the og karate didn't mix as in they had grappling + striking it just show you are ignorant
38 days until Gane fights.
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
>>145403908>*kisses bitch wife on her forehead*SOON
>>145403908Who's the mincer on the right
>>145403918Jon's boyfriend
38 days until Gane dies!!!
>>145403908Editors note. Just say "for helping me win". Everyone knows Stipe is his next opponent. Saying Stipe explicitly comes across as trying to remind the audience that Stipe is his next opponent and would never be said naturally.
Big Ank vs Bear who wins?
>>145403938
Why is england so obsessed with mma when their kids are getting kebabed after getting prolapsed and all they talk about is people fighting each other without doing anything? AGP country
>>145403953You tell me
>>145403963
>bulgarpedo enters the thread with a child sex fantasy
>>145403974
charly arnolt
>>145403589Jasudavicius may fluke her way to a title shot in 2-3 years but the rest of them are flushed
>>145403589>great white north3/4th are white. accurate prognosis
>>145403589kwab
>>145403420I like it. Can see Volk far enough removed from both knockouts to judge the rematch and now he's trying to earn a rematch they were already going to give him.
Names' Jones. Bones Jones.
>>145404085jon jone is the 3rd most successful athlete in that video
enters the thread
>>145404085there’s another angle of this and you can see the disgust on chandler’s face kek
>>145403716OHHHHH STIPE WITH THE LEFT HOOK INTO UPPERCUT
>>145404097Nah, nobody outside of mutts know who the other two are. While the rest of the world knows the Bonester and appreciates his greatness as the greatest professional fighter to ever walk on this planet.
>>145404085Why does one of his brothers have D cup man tits?
>>145404097He also has the 2nd most CTE and mental illness if you can believe that
>>145404142He's off the roids and produces copious amounts of estrogen. A disturbing look into Jon's future himself.
>>145404158I will gladly suck on Jones' tiddies if he allows me to.
One thanksgiving argument and all 3 Jones brothers will beat eachother to death in a CTE induced rage
>>145404195This will happen within 2 years of Jon retiring.
>>145404195they’d just shoot each other
>>145404203Uh why? Cause they're black???
>>145404214Yes
>>145404223
Stipe should released some sparring
breaking news: Stipe released some sparrings
Stipe hasn't trained at all
>>145404279HOLY FUCK I called it
stipe has been heeming house fires while jon jones has been heeming roids
>Wake up, Bo. It's over
>>145404337holy shit Stipe looks way different
>>145404353He lost some weight for sure
Canadabros this is it, your chance to meet the pride of Ipswich
>Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back pregnant -Dricus du Plessis, 2024
Stipe current physique thoughts?
>>145404390needs some big ass titties Stipe with knockers is GOAT'd
There isn't anyone at 170, 185, or 205 who can defeat Chamiv
>>145404390Bigger than Jon Jones and can wrestle. The two things needed to beat Jon Jones.
OOOHHHHHH THE PRE EXISTING INJURYCHIMAEV IS THE GOAT GIVE HIM HIS BELT NOW
>>145404337The good thing about Craig is that I can use him to heartily laugh at Ankalaev
>>145404442They threw Rob to the wolves and he came back pregnant I’m afraid
>>145404419Gilbert Burns already defeated him at 170, DDP is going to defeat him at 185 (Whittaker would have if not for the freak injury), and when he can't make weight for 185 anymore anyone in the top 10 will beat him in LHW cause he can't just run forward and try to just muscle them down anymore, much like how DDP is going to beat him.
>>145404390You didn't pay for his OF did you b?
>>145404442How come none of shittajers 30 previous opponents took advantage of this pre existing injury
>>145404419>>145404459Oh yeah and Usman, a 170er, already beat him at 185 too. Easily forgettable fight cause Khamzat did literally nothing after round 1.
>>145404469dricus is the one who softened him up for ratlip you dolt, his teeth got pushed in in that fight
>>145404459He would sub Pereddit in 2 minutes
>>145404419170 shavkat belal brady185 dricus bo nickal205 (Almeida) Pereira ankalaev (Jan)
>>145404390Reminiscent of prime Fedor, but with hair
>>145404448The good thing about Finland is uhhhh...umm...
>>145404419Nate Diaz
>>145404442its legit sad how low IQ UFC fans are. The completely undeserved hype from an injury that most people could have done if given the chance is funny.>>145404469cus he was aware of it and defending it at cost. same reason strickland avoids wrestling so bad, hes missing a fuckin leg musle.
>>145404492
>>145404462What the fuck he does porn? That AIN'T the stipe i know
>>145404484He got them fixed and won 2 fights since then
Hey punk, catch!
Jarvis pull up 50 million images of Stipe twerking
>>145404519He posts training footage on it.
>>145404517he's right. and it sucks to realize this
>>145404517Why did you screenshot your own post?
>>145404533Great post lol>>145404536Oh that makes More sense
>>145404549To post it just now.
>>145404528he said after the ratlip fight it was "a good excuse to finally get them fixed"
Pereddit would be a much easier fight for Chimaev than DDP. Total stylistic mismatch
>>145404549
Khamreddit.
>>145404569Yeah sureNo guy at 185 could hold down adesanyaBut blachowich did and he couldn't do it against pereira
had another ankalaev dream, this time his knee got completely dislocated you could see the empty knee socket and the dangling leg, I don't know why I always dream of him getting heemed.
>>145404609wtf are you talking about retard? Blachowicz did wrestle pereira and multiple people have wrestled Izzy
I WANNA SELL KYAKS!!!!
>>145404337When?
>>145404567As in the injury he’s had his entire career. You think he was just walking around with teeth pointing backwards for the last year?
>>145404419Bo Nickal
>>145404652SOON
>>145404656considering they were completely fine right after the ratlip fight i'd say all he has to do is push them back into place
>>145404142cause he's in the nfl
>considering they were completely fine right after the ratlip fight i'd say all he has to do is push them back into place
Chama!
>>145404714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBPUg7kX6Soliterally the next day
>>145404682There's always something that ruins all my boy's wins. I'm cursed. Seriously what the fuck.
>>145404768Woah almost like he went to the hospital after the fight
>omg he's gonna need his jaw wired shut!>he'll be eating through a straw!
>>145404805almost like they just pushed them back into place and sent him on his way
derrick lewis is going to retire soon, 2025 at the latest he might retire on a fight night, not even the main event
Costa would kill Chamiv. he's too big
'Fraid that Du Pozzy suffers the same anal fissures and prolapse that Shittaker's Robussy did.
>>145404826>akshually he CHOOSES to drink his BVLL loads through a straw
lewis finna heem himself in 2nd
pakicord are gooning again abandon ship
>>145404714
This is what the pol meetup looked like.What would the heem meetup look like?
And is this "pol" in the room with us right now?
>>145405024No it's over here>>>/pol/
>>145404976This wasn't a /pol/ meeting though. Only 2 guys from that pic were from /pol/. Jihadi Jesus was from /tv/. The rest were pretty much all redditors the_donald guys
>>145405041imagine knowing this
>>145405041>the_donald guys So all of /pol/ post 2016?
>>145404976heem meetup
>>145405075Why couldn’t Redditmero take down Reddit Rob? He kinda sucked in hindsight
>>145405065Of course. I was there for the HNWDU shit. It was pure kino.>>145405068I don't know, but those guys had nothing to do with /pol/ at the time. They were just Trump supporters. The asian in the back on his phone and the Matt Damon look alike next to Brittany Venti were the only two /pol/acks in that pic. The asian in front doing the thumbs up was from infinitychan back when it was alive If I remember correctly.
khamzat travel ban is a MYTHhttps://youtu.be/L9G7GNPABQ4?t=335
>>145405116The interviewer is such a fruit
>>145405116I'm surprised Cumshot agreed to an interview with a fag.
>>145405068>tdslets still keep saying thishillary lost, move on
>>145403225but inbreeding is the best base for mma.
>>145405116IT WAS MEANT TO BE HIS TURN
>>145405183>he turned away from Nazism because a black guy jizzed in his ass and he liked itI don't feel sorry for him at all.
>>145403861>samuraiOverglorified>>145404569This
>>145405150IT WAS MEANT TO BE HER TURN
>>145405140you wouldn't if you had seen his interactions with Till
>>145405150I don't know what a tdslet is and I'm not even registered to vote and do not care.
>>145405075He has black nail polish like a Puerto rican whoreMake me sick
In hindsight he was completely right
>>145405183i see stuff like this and im convinced these are temporary tattoos or fake tattoos that people do for social media attention
>>145405389ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. YOU'RE TALKING TO THE BOSS HERE
>>145405403Flip it and it's the truth.
>>145405150>tdsi Talking about this ?https://youtu.be/NKuOPCTB49U?si=EICMJlqu-54VxTaO
>>145405452DDPoo arguably lost to Strickass If we’re being honest with ourselves Khamzat beats Strickland even quicker than Rob
>>145405535And Cumshot got raped by short camp Marty. 2 can play this game. If Du Bussy manages to survive the first round, I don't see a way for Cumshot to win.
>>145405587This Usman?
>>145405535Dricus doesn't impose his will on his opponents like Khamzat does. He conserves his energy and explodes when the time is right. Thus why one gasses after 1 round of hard work, and the other can keep up the same pace for 5.
>>145405625Sure but how does this counteract my argument?
>>145405587His kriptonite is short stocky grapplers with good boxingCormier would have destroyed him
>>145403420He should fight winner of Aljo vs Evloev. Its much lower stakes.
healthy Usman with knees poos in Chimiv head.
>>145405659He got confused in his homo erotic Strickraped schizo posting and took a shot in the dark that you like Strickland even though you were talking about Dricus beating Khamzat. Very weird to see.
>>145403589The Australian card in Sydney is going to showcase how much better Aus/NZ are vs Canada
>>145403307But i hate belal and adesanya.
Bds guys are hopeless lolThey never learn
>>145405659Khamzat > Usman > Strickland = Dump feces
>>145405041Which two are the pol guys?
>>145405755Very compelling argument dummy.
>>145403483>Everybody had Martial arts and greeks were the ones to officialy invent MMABecause the greeks were the only civilization to separate their ancient boxing from their ancient wrestling, everyone else back then had striking, wrestling and weapons in one style that had a particular focus on one or two things.
>>145405775>he still hasn’t realised that MW is a bum division full of cans
>>145405754Brazzas themselves are nothing crazyBut chimaev and team khabib are the real deal and yeah they always understimate them
>>145405809>le everyone sucks Nothing says you don't know what you're watching more than this. The EPITOME of duuuude his wikipedia page argumentation. You don't know shit.
chimiv? yeah Costa heems him
>>145405843What does the huge skill drop after 170 have to with Wikipedia pages? You’re having a schizo moment I’m afraid
Usman would have beaten Jan, nobody at middleweight can compare
>>145403530While this isn't the particular argument you're making why do most people seem to think allowing biting and eye pokes and shit would improve mma when it would only make it unwatchable?The fights would be over in an instant with minimal interesting exchanges and most fighters would only have less than a handful of fights before they are permaheemed or permaflushed.Also another thing is that just because those things were allowed doesn't mean they were the first things fighters did, i remember reading about some greek philosopher saying that decision were cool so i don't think most guys were biting their way to a split decision back then.
>>145405890My bussy is prolapsing from BDS please forgive me Bongdaddy!
Usman vs Jiri at MW is the fight to make
>>145403580All false, japs during the greek era just weren't documenting their history as thoroughly.Indian martial arts existed long before the Greeks invaded with some evidence suggesting they did martial arts 4 thousand years ago and Alexander the great invaded them 300 bc.
>>145403666All were brutally flushed in those fights.
Usdaddy heems Jireddit
Dricus is essentially Tony
>>145404390Built fat is a good physique for performance for bigger guys.
>>145406096One career ruined by an illegal knee, the other by a dirty kick, and the third from being robbed by the judges. All while Jones cheated with PED's. What a BEAST! Truly our Michael Jordan.
Scotbussy just woke up from xer BBC molded vibrator induced wet dream.
>>145406246AllaAaAah *limp wrist gesture*
FACT: Scottish UFC fighters are undefeated against Muslims.
>>145403149>she has MILEZ on that pussy
>>145406246their women are obedientlook into it
>>145406457caio converted?
i miss when platinum perry had that fatassed platinum gf so we could post her on here
>>145406358FACT CHECK: This claim was found to be gaped.
Cayman here. No problems.
>>145406684volkans muslim? i thought he was a gimp with t-rex arms and a retarded gimmick
>>145406535Too bad he saw red after prime geof neal heemed him
>>145406684>>145406759Nah he’s not Muslim, pakispammy grasping at straws
Ms. K-1 and Scotbussy scrambling to the chomocord for a comeback it appears.
huh?
Gamrot won
>>145406808squirt it in his mouth so he can apply it orally, which will warm it up a bit
what?
grow up
Combined Losses of Khamzat Chimaev's UFC opponents: 50Combined losses of Bo Nickal's UFC opponents: 13Chills.
>>145403530>Fighters aren't naked, oiled up and allowed to bite, eye poke and groin strikeYou just described last tuesday of Jon Jones
Its out!https://youtu.be/yujm4xiRsFs?si=ZO9tj0S4-LEhjYlC
>>145407136
>>145407005That guys Israeli that should be making your bussy queef in rage.
I'm [random faggot name] from MMA On Point. A huge thanks to our channel hall of fame members for supporting videos like this one.
>tfw you Abus
>>145407136https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gptBtgk-iNM
>>145407136Your AGP is flaring up
funny how he can’t post any muslims beating scottish ufc fighters…
>tfw you let out Abus
>>145407217Dammit, this is just like when I finally watched an MMA Guru video and liked it. If I start watching Lucas Tracy next please heem me.
lol did lewis really call daniel "donald cerrone" cormier a piece of shit? holy fucking based if true
you took a shit on da bus
>>145407341He disrespected Popeyes chicken
>arguing with himself on a vpn>again
>>145407367OMG this is hilarious how didn't I think of thatshit on bus = shit on Abusthis is perfect hahahaha
>>145407306Oezdaddy already gaped Poo Gaped's ussy and ya peabrain I'm afraid.Got ya squealin', squirmin', and screamin' from ya leaky bussy wetdream.
>>145407367>>145407446
>>145407446i like to make funnies huebro
>>145407397Its everyday bro.
beautiful muslim wedding, volkan
>>145407527is she aware that he had sex with a male hours before the wedding
>>145407527HARAM! Put that bint in a niqab this insant.
It’s a cruel world. Protect yourself at all times.
Volkswagen Uberdemir is Germany's greatest fighter
>>145407705I'm good b
Had half of a 4loko before bed not knowing it was an energy drink
>>145403155Theres 0 Brazilian champions in the UFC homie
I made this
>>145407822That's okay by the end of the first its a diuretic and somewhere into the 2nd it becomes a benzodiazepine
>>145407822lokos stopped having caffeine in them years ago b
>>145407886There are currently two brazilian champions. meanwhile there are 0 paki and somali champions
We can go tweet for tweet>fuck it we can delete tha tweet
>>145408019Oh really? I still feel booted the fuck up, maybe it's placebo>>145407989Guess I gotta keep drinking then
>>145407798>>145407990>>145408064Conor is so hateful. How can anyone still look up to him?
>>145403287Japanese is going to be extinct by 2100 you retard
>>145408124Its easy, I also hate them.
is toporia the same height as gooby or shorter or taller?
>>145408102caffeine counteracts the effects of alcohol and people were drinking too many because they werent feeling it, which fucked their bodies up maybe even leading to some deaths.t. heemtender btw if that matters
>>145407579Women need not know the will of Allah
>>145408212Replaced by blacks and brazzas
>>145408283so england? kek
>>145408226Topuria has the perfect height for combat like me. glorious 5'7. Like Napoleon and Caesar
>>145408124
>watch new dricus interview>he's stealing my fucking posts, clearly reading shit off camera, almost verbatim repeating all my best posts about the mma math between him and khamzatbased
>>145408212the whole human race will be extinct by 2100 with exception of some survivors enclaves.
>>145408411So not the whole human race.
>>145408454is this real
>>145407527'Fraid your BDSissy gapings are saved for other occasions.
>>145408454what is wrong with these guys? i've never felt racist to any group of people, but something about them is just not human, i don't know what it is.
>>145408547they like Tolkien orcs. low IQ inbred people who follow a murder cult.
>>145408547>i've never felt racist to any group of peopleYou haven't ever thought about india for a minute?
>>145408547mountain russians arent a race btw, just like pakis(norther western pajeets) arent a race
>>145406803He is
>>145408537spent all that time looking for a shred of evidence of volkan being muslim huh pakispammy? better luck next time b
Khabib will dethrone Putin, Conor becomes prime minister (or president whatever they have there), world war 3 begins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LLq0mdG4B4
>>145408576They are based on turko mongolsNot brazzas>>145408600They areCaucasians are genetically distinct from russians/slavs and would murder you on the spot if you called them russians
>>145408675on looked backed, fluked
>>145408614I don't understand Hindi. But Muslimeen gaping kuffar women is permissible.
>>145408675Why didn't Izzy just... walk forward?
>fight under the russian flag, speak russian but they're not russian
>>145408697Factual post.
>>145408411Humans are going extinct but now the way you imagine itNOT climate changeNOT Nuclear ApocalypseNOT Manipulated Covidbut...
>>145408757I think zombie apocalypse.
>>145408694Just heard Madame Xneed's ussy prolapse in a steatorrhea waterfall.
¡AY!
>>145408745>amerimutt discover the fact that the russian empire expanded eastward and conquered/annexed a lot of lands with people that werent russiansBrazzas are russian the same way that indians were british during the 30sThere is ethnic russians and russians by nationalities Khabib is avar Islam is lakKhamzat is chechen
>>145408757goon singularity
>>145408773Zombie apocalypse would be easily crushed IRLEven in the middle ages, it would have been crushed
>>145408829now retype this without sounding mad
>>145408865indestructible demon zombies after the rapture
"i agreed, i said i'll fight strickland, perfect, that's the fight the fans want... but if you go on what the fans want right now, it's definitely not the strickland fight. and if you ask me what do i want, i want to fight the best guy, i want to fight the guy the fans want me to fight and that 100% is khamzat... if they give me the strickland fight, great, i'll fight strickland in february or march or whenever and then fight khamzat... but... if you ask me personally, the khamzat fight is what i want, i want to take his 0, i want to beat the next best guy."like izzy calling out romero except not a scam where secretly romero sucks and izzy is a huge favorite and then they barely fight and izzy loses but wins anyway
>>145408745Deeply retarded post
>>145408930shut up rerard
>>145408930he looks so fat and afraid
>>145403298lel
>>145409015Epidermal reaction to licking Chadesanya's crusty liquorice loads from Nasty Vasti's panties.
>look at him he looks terrified ajajajajawait a minute i've seen this one before
>>145408930dricbeast is on the hunt
>>145403298
>>145409141Ilia was terrified, he used it as motivation to work hard and win
>>145409141>being terrified means you can't win
FACT: Dricus du Plessis has never lost to a black.
>>145409313is this true?
>>145408799
>>145409178>>145409242dricus and ilia know only one specific type of fear... the fear of not being among the greatest of all time.
>>145409329I only post the truth.
>>145409383what a fucking dweeb
>>145403149You're probably wondering what Darren Till is doing right now. Truth is, he's banging your mum
>>145409436>t. average bloke
FACT: Du Pozzy can never lose with BBC on demand in the sweltering South African heat.
till just needs more time
Du Bussy is ducking StrickCHAD I'm afraid
Du Pozzy and Strickraped are going to get double dipped by their Zatdaddy's loads I'm afraid.
just took a till in the till
>>145409475just a matter of time 'til he becomes champ
Americans and their Homoerotic fantasies
>>145409478>I'm afraidWe know, doodoo bayne
>>145409552Muslims*
UH OH......
Rose in different area codes
learn jeeyografee, b
Did Shalom Strickraped revert?
>>1454096552 good fighters
>>145409452Reminder that tony did two weightcuts in a month and Justin couldn't even drop him.Topuria kills gaycheese.
sneako sparred with sean strickland which means he is now at least better than everyone in the pfl
Costa poops on Cumshot's formerly bald head I'm afraid
Brazzas got ya peabrain'n'bussy in a bind? Babblin' like a brook with ussy juice?
>>145409723tbf, Tony's ever only been dropped by Chandler, Paddy, and MJ, three of the GOATS
dricus has downloaded the data and figured out how to defeat khamzat
karate combat has seemingly became based so im gonna start watching it
>>145409763Topuria kill everybody at LW and WW beside islam
when you nut but she keep suckin not that any of you virgins have ever sucked a nut before
Dricus is essentially Tom Cruise
>>145409574Americans and british nonces
just got home from target. walked in on tom cruise heeming his meng in the dressing room.
dricus implies he wants pereira after he beats khamzat... which would make the last 5 of his official win streak robert whittaker, sean strickland, israel adesanya, khamzat chimaev and alex pereira. doubt at your own risk.
>>145409969you get boners over taira mate you’re a faggot muzzie just like the rest of them
/heem/ goes to shit so fast without my psychic energy keeping the astronomicon beacon lit and defending the great rift between real space and the immaterial warp realm.
>>145410003>whittaker>adesanyaboth turbo flushed. strickland, pereira and chimaev all won last fights.
>>145409763Sorry to tell you tell you this, Khamzat went life & death with a featherweight
>>145410048You have autogynephilia.
>>145410011Mentally ill schizo projecting his fantasisies Its not because you want to fuck jap twinks that everybody is like you
I see spammy is working another late night at the ass sweat factory.
>PeRoevWadecant lie, idk why this got me but lmao. kek even.
>>145410097Scotbussy is having trouble getting the crayons out xer bussy forgive xem.
>>145410130He likes k1 bum organisations and fantasize about caucasian fighters raping himNo wonder
>twinksfrangeria just can’t stop self snitching
>>145410050whittaker (had) only lost to adesanya at middleweight when he fought dricus. and adesanya has only lost to fighters who are legitimately better than him. it's not a flush if your greatest just isn't good enough.
>>145410164Please stop wetting your ussy over Gapedira you're gonna wake up Ms. K-1 again
>>145410164>he is crying over the word twinks againTriggered faggot
You don't sell the steak folks you sell the sizzle and Strickland is HOT.
if lopes ko's volk they need to force him to retire. we don't need keychain sized el cucuy
what the fuck are any of you faggots even babbling about
volk will be company man of the century for intentionally sacrificing himself to not just islam, not just ilia, but lastly diego just so ilia can get another hyped title defense. that's dedication.
how did he get away with this?
Colby Covington is the lineal BMF champion. He was the Interim Champion who woke up one day never lost a fight and suddenly wasn't the Interim Champion.This isn't a riddle that's just what happened.
>>145410288this is typically what happens when theres no fight night/ppv, heemsters goes full schizo babbling mode
Smells like wet dog and shit I think Madame just started their goon sesh.
>>145410343Its spammy arguing with himself for attention b, you can filter the tard entirely with less than 10 words.
>MIKE MALOTT FIGHT WEEK>CANADA FIGHT WEEK>MIKE MALOTT FIGHT WEEK>CANADA FIGHT WEEK>MIKE MALOTT FIGHT WEEK>CANADA FIGHT WEEK
>>145410305Twinksuro got gaped by a dark brown filipino but you really hangry because you wanted a real nigga to get up on in him huh?
>>145408124Americans think they'll become him if they wage slave hard enough. That's literally it. That's why we love crypto scammers and "hussling" so much.
>>145410252
>>145410391>you can le filter the tard entirely with less than 10 words! fucking nerd
>>145410444The "goat" has been slain...
>>145410568
kwab
>>145410658it's called a rolling thunder, cazzie
>>145410578Cry about it.
>>145403298had to do it
>>145410595>>145410635Poachads we'll never live this down
Fuck Francis Ngannou, he's not a good person.
>>145411006based. dana knows he smothered kobe in his cot and he will probably drop the proofs in the next presser when some cazzie journo asks about ngubu again
>>145411043UFC doctors would have saved Kobe. Francis killed Kobe.
Oh god no, oh god not Kobe!Please no please anything but that, anything but Kobe NOOOOO, NOT AGAIN OH WHYYY?!!
>>145411116kobe would have zeemed hap and ace on the same night, he was taken from us too soon because francis was scared of being overshadowed by his own blood. it's chilling that people this evil exist
>>145411194not funny
>>145411006you can't say that, he worked at a sand mine.
get over here kumswat you little bitch*throws*
>>145411224Blow it out your culo
anyone know where to find any ankalaev funny/wholesome comps?
>>145410129I honestly don't get it.
>>145411308I still don't know if Ankalaev is his first name last name or a nickname.
>>145411383the real question is, what is his secret name?
>>145411383Ankalaev is his ancestor's name, Magomed is his name, he has a middle name which is his father's name plus the -ich suffix means son of.ez to remember, b
>>145410770That's your specialty, Madame.
>>145411487Oh, so its kinda like Magomed Magomedov
>>145411231Apparently it's just literally shoveling sand from the ground to a truck. Especially in the years he did it. And it's not some slavery task, it's what all the kids are doing and wasn't even full time. It was WEEKENDS. And not even a 'have to' do, it's more something parents make the kids do to bring in extra money and to not be lazy.I probably did more work than magumbo did digging out inground pools and landscaping. KWAB faggot.
dricus du plessis would point to the center of the octagon and dare francis to trade
>>145411563Fat retard he is
>>145411563Jerking off poodle penis is ruff work?
>>145411550yea exactly
>AYE MANE SHUT CHO MOUFF MIKE, ME AN HAP AND TRYN HERE DAT SHIT RITE NAOW!!
Define "fight IQ"
Knowing i am may be the only real "real" person that watches the wrestling worlds triggers that taxi drivers shit in me
>>145411818
>>145411821lol Taylor's from a lower weight class and retired. Gimmick match from the start. And bad win. Fatulaev should have done much better.
>>145411821you’re not special mate
>>145411888
Look at this jelly roll plop
>>145411956Khamzat is so fucked.
>>145411956he's not fat he's just a heavyweight who cuts to middleweight
>>145411913Come on Bro he did 7-0 him, if you watch it Taylor couldn't get anything going, but yes it was gimmicky and too hyped up>>145411925Defintily not like you, you are the chosen one in your brazza dicksucking schizo rants
>>145412009He's not even big compared to Marv, Imavov, Caio etc. He just has good muscle insertions.
Bo nibble would destroy khamzat
>>145412057that's not me lad good try thoughcongrats on the bkfc champ btw was a great fight
>>145411194Serious question, Whens the last you went outside?
>>145412091is that based on anything at all but your imagination
Is any fighter even good? How is it possible that a long reigning champion gets beaten by Sean fucking Strickland in his prime? Like what's the point of any of this shit if the fighters literally everyone will agree are "good" just lose their belts on their first defenses
Big Ank will get his redempsyun, b, yul c
>>145412057Yes but Sadulaev is like a heavyweight fighting a retired middleweight. If taylor was in poofc he would be a middleweight. But yeah he did beat him 7-0
>>145412232Awh baby gonna cry? Ahhbloo bloo blooo!! Grow the fuck up.
>>145412276fighters are only as good as their last fight AKA most recent eye test data
>>145412234He's only 6'0 tall. He would get bullied at LHW. He has no chance for double champ status.
Racism is unchristian.
>>145412690This dude never read the bible
>>145412682listed as 6'1 and guru says he looked 6'2. but dc is under 6 ft so i don't know what the point of this is. if dricus bulked to hw he would be a freak.
izzy cried and lost like a bitch
>>145412225>congrats on the bkfc champThanks bro then you maybe the bong i like so have a good one>>145412524Thats makes sense somewhat i expected the match to look like the Snyder ones but i was Taken back by how sadulaev dominated
>>145411487I saw one of the abu dhabiggers pronounce his name "Muhammed" on the embedded. If he went to Moscow Russia, would they say Mu-ha-med or would they say ma-go-med?
>>145412773The point is I'm right and you're wrong.
>>145412956you must have forgotten to post the one where you prove marvin imavov and caio are bigger
>>145412887https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCV-ouriZYYnon-muzzie ruskis say it like ma-ga-med and brazzas pronounce it as above^o's and a's can be interchangeable in russian
>>145412091Size != heightThis is like saying Volk is flyweight size
>>145412887If he went to Moscow, they would say Ma-go-med, tho it sounded more like Ma-ga-med if spoken by native Russian which sounded like Mu-ham-mad which is the original pronounciation.
>>145413131So would Moscow Russians call Belal, Belal Ma-go-med?
>>145413044Noor I will not jack Mohammad off!
>>145413327yeah either Belal Ma-go-med or Belal Ma-ga-med
>>145413327>>145413407nah they'd pronounce it muhammad just like english speakers but with a russian twang, something like "Mukhammyed"
you do realize max got destroyed while he was in his prime right?
>>145403149lmao dustins roastie lookin toasty af
>>145413472short notice with no bulk
new BEST FREN unlocked: Frank VANDENBROUCKE just made THE LIST
*running heems you
>>145413472max doesnt deal well with real power punchers
>>145413469its like you said, b, it depends on who says it, non brazza ruskis pronounced it as ma-go-med or ma-ga-med while brazza ruskis pronounced it like arabs does
>>145413472Dustin has the most White american phenotype i've ever seen
I dont mind Belal cuz hes my brazza but man he couldnt pick a more cringier nickname than remember the name
>>145413620brazzas say "magomed" like mo-kha-madnon-brazzas say it ma-ga-medboth of them will pronounce "muhammad" in belal's case like mukhammyed because that's how it's spelled, there's loads of different ways to say and spell it
>Heckin short notice!>Even though he walks around 170!>Dont question me chud
>>145413818>what is a fight camp
AAAIIIIEEE SAVE ME FIGHT CAMP
Nah i agree with the tranny, I don't buy the narrative he bulked for gaethje how much muscle can you gain while in camp doing shit Ton of cardio and on a restricted dietaAlso 10 week camp
>>145403149>>145413990>>145413990>>145413990
>>145413818And Dustbin walks around 185
