AYO HOL UP
>>145403208My Steelers :)
>>145403208>bears
For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
>>145403232You trying to say the bears are boring plain and tiktok whores?
Anthony Richardson is a retarded monkey and I'm glad that the league is finally realizing the truth of dual-threat "quarterbacks"
>>145403550issa gem
Week 9 predictions:Jets vs Texans - TexansPanthers vs Saints - PanthersGiants vs Commanders - CommandersBills vs Dolphins - BillsBrowns vs Chargers - ChargersTitans vs Patriots - TitansFalcons vs Cowboys - FalconsBengals vs Raiders - BengalsRavens vs Broncos - BroncosCardinals vs Bears - CardinalsEagles vs Jaguars - EaglesSeahawks vs Rams - RamsPackers vs Lions - LionsVikings vs Colts - VikingsChiefs vs Buccaneers - Chiefs
>>145403583where are my steelies?
>>145403595Bye week, sweetie.
>>145403604Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
>>145403301yes something like that
>>145403641zesty as fuck
/nfl/'s QB on dealing with adversity
>The 2024 NFL trade deadline is quickly approaching! Track every deal made from the start of the 2024 regular season (Sept. 5) through Nov. 5's 4 p.m. ET cutoff.dammm, what a crazy deadline day nov 5....
>>145403713wow
>>145403641downright peculiar
>>145403583Lions-Packers game depends entirely on whether Love plays. If he does, then the Packers win. If he doesn’t, then Willis will start, and he’s undefeated, so the Packers will win.
>>145403651As long as Olivia is sexy, the Jets will suck.
>>145403208For the record: The united states is a third world country wrapped in a Gucci belt that is deteriorating from the inside out because of car-centric cities.Europe has this figured out and thats ONE of the thousands of reasons it is a better country than usa
Joy Taylor's tits weren't out today. Her producers need to correct her on this issue.
Can someone explain this helmet to me, and why it looks so off?
>>145403641
>>145403725fr fr ong
Asking again in the real threadSo what's this I'm hearing about Tepper ejecting a Broncos fan IN the Broncos stadium?I'm trying to figure out what started that but all the articles I find online don't explain anything.
>>145403651I've had countless women look at me like this.
Dook Picksix has 2 or more interceptions in 3 straight games.
>>145403745She’s a hag that keeps turning more orange.
I miss him
My Redskins.
>>145403755Is he peaking?
>>145403772based
>>145403583>not having home team 2ndyou STINK
What the fuck happened?
>>145403758I hope your day was great today!
"""People""" like Dave Tepper can't be trusted. They're devious and sneaky
>>145403800He got JAGGED
>>145403795That's an Americanism.
>>145403800Left Dabo Swinney's read and run system and went to the NFL to a coach that doesn't run the same style offense. basically, what happened to deshaun watson if you removed Bill O'Brien
>>145403809I agree. Around that type of person you will always seem to lose.
>>145403814in /nfl/ we speak american. how many meters is it to a first down? I don't know nor do I can to find out.
>>145403758general attendance is two-thirds the national cartels money and only a third the actual team. owners can throw poorcuck rabble out anywhere
>>145403800hot
>>145403772>Redskinssoul>Washington Football Teamstill oddly soul>Commanderssoulless
>>145403772The Redskins are stood down in name
>>145403800شاہد خان
>>145403848>Washington Football TeamI miss it
Dave Tepper clips coins
>>145403772>>145403857THE REDSKINS ANSWERED WITH THEIR NAME
should have gooned longer desu
>>145403875>angloidsin the trash it goes
>>145403550There will be a feeding frenzy when Arch declares and there will be no lessons learned
>>145403834yes
>>145403857I do not know what that means.
>>145403875??? That's Andy Reid
Is there a reason jannies keep propping up this shitty ass “sport” on this board? handegg is literally just commercial propaganda for dumb fat flyover americans AND its scripted.Please put this shit on another board jannies
>>145403887>racismkick it out lad
>>145403905haha
Remember to be nice to Temujin!
HATE IS WINNING OUT THERE
>>145403800He's actually putting up pretty decent numbers if you don't count wins.
>>145403930QUICK, MORE DUMB BULLSHIT ON HELMETS
>>145403800He doesn’t care that much about football
>>145403875someone tell this bong to switch to becoming a Chiefs fan. if he showed up at arrowhead in Chiefs gear there would be utter shenanigans
>>145403800He's regressed since High School and riding off that comeback win against the Rams
>>145403772Problematic
>>145403930Hatebros it's /aretime/
>>145403930sounds like a you problem
>>145403930Skill issue I guess
Reminder that the reason it feels like Chiefsposters win out in this general is because they're backed by the jannies.It's 4d refball
>>145404005Based
>>145404005bitchknees the janny is a Patriots fan though.
I don't know about you guys but I will be voting for Donald Trump.
>>145403927Why should I?
>>145403942Oh cool, a poor man's Matt Stafford
my niners reddit is in shambles right now.
Predictions for my Kmets? :)
>>145404039Because she’s my wife!
My Bears suck
>>145404083Your wife? Temujin is a girl?
>>145404005I'm cool with that
>>145404093>even bears fans have caleb derangement syndromeCute
>>145403930
Are they legit or will they be exposed? They finally play some real teams in the next few weeks.
>>1454040772 babies, one half black.
>>145404093It's going to a long 10 weeks for you Bear anon.
>>145404121Steelers will do everything in their power to finish 9-8 and lose an away playoff game.
>>145404076unbiased answer is that its a dead heat
>>145404095She’s a latina Raiders fan.
CTE is a major issuehttps://x.com/america/status/1851750754094043186
>>145404076Nobody cares
>>145403930Why shouldn't I hate?
>>145404121They'll choke in the playoffs like always and then be considered a Super Bowl contender next year. This is what happens every year under Tomlin. He's always been Lovie Smith with a much longer leash.
Danny Dimes would be an MVP candidate on the Lions. Anyone who disputes this can go ahead and explain how exactly Goof is any better.
>>145403583>picking the PanthersAnon I...
>he's seething about goff againdon't be hatin
>>145404259
>>145404259goof doesn't have down syndrome
>>145404288Based latina
>>145404259Goff>only QB with a 100% gameDanny Pennies>shit
When will be be unleashed?
Only retards ever doubted Joe Flacco, Lamar Jackson, Jaref Goff and Baker Mayfield
>>145404313
>>145404076Eli first ballot.
I don't watch much cfb but are any of the QBs from this class even good? From what little I've seen all the big names look mediocre as fuck, for the teams that need a QB I doubt it'd change much going from one shitty rookie to another or replacing your gazillion year old journeyman with them.
Brett Favre is a chud?
>>145404328I don't think Baker should be held in the same category as successful and accomplished qbs like Flacco, Lamar and Goff.
>>145404332Eli makes it. His regular season numbers definitely aren't enough but his postseason success puts him over the top. Especially beating the undefeated Shitriots.
>>145404330
>>145404285Trust the plan. The Saints are the only team with a worse defense than them and the Panther offense looked kinda decent against the Broncos who have one of the best defenses.
>>145404335Always was
>>145404335All gunslingers are.
>>145404305Goff>behind the best o-line in the league, and has a top 5 run game to bootDaniel Jones>behind one of the worst lines in the league with zero run support
>>145404465HEJUSTNEEDSMOREHELP
>>145404368He won a playoff game in Cleveland. He’s already in a gold jacket as far as I’m concerned.
>>145404465Poof did both of these at LA and despite being an oline baby extraordinare was never anything like Danny Zimbabwe Dollars
>>145404474The fact that Goff went from the rams needing to include an extra first just to offload him, to an MVP candidate shows that this sentiment is, more often than not, true. I’m not trying to say Jones is good in any way. Just that he’s better than Goff.
>>145404474Same for my QB.
>>145404460For me, it’s crab legs :)
>>145404305>>only QB with a 100% gameexplain please.
>>145404524That's like saying Deshaun Watson is elite because the Browns had to trade three first-rounders for him.
Post webm's. (Post jayden daniel one's more specifically).
>>145404368Two playoff wins and currently leading the league in passing Touchdowns
>>145404552funny how he's had clearly the best or second best line total since his career began and that was never mentioned
>>145404335>southern redneck old school boy does not like gay race communism. Shocking, I know.
>>145404465>>145404474
>>145404561yup
>>145404586
>>145404586>>145404644
>>145404332He will get in for postseason memes alone, even though he sucks.
>>145404700kek he also broke the leg of a woman who knocked him back during a football drill
>>145404332Only one that shouldn't get in is Matthews. Maybe Lynch.
>>145404368Baker is pretty usually top 8 when he's not crippled. The analyst give him more shit than anyone because he went 1 overall in a year everyone thought darnold should have gone one. The browns briefly hired a gm who was pretty good who rebuilt the team then fired everyone in browns fashionThe big knock on Baker coming out was he was only 6 foot 1/2. He's 6'1 now but still. He's got a rare timing ability. He can hit guys in stride or loop.balks around defenders and be throwing off platform. If you ever get into QB mechanics, his are some of the best especially his footwork. Best mechanics currently is mahommes but he rarely flashes it then Baker then probably Stroud. Stroud is a savant with his throwing mechanics, you can tell he really did grow up watching Brady everyday for hours.
>>145404586>>145404700That is kind of cute, actually.
>>145404561Yeah, teams just give away MVPs and first round picks because they feel like it. Fuck off.
>>145404736Matthews will probably get in at some point. Not first ballot, but maybe in like 30 years.
>>145404586>that cut to him laid out on the gorundlmao
>>145404755>teams.The browns are not like other teams. I remember when they traded for osweiller and gained first round picks just because the texans wanted to unload the cap hit. >>145404792comedy films could never produce a cut as funny as that.
>>145404749You got the recent one of purdy looping the ball around the two Dallas defenders to kittle? Purdy showed his dad's genetics off. Spun that ball like a nigga
>>145404586>>145404807No, sorry. > Purdy showed his dad's genetics offWhat do you mean
>>145404700>Tyreek 3 - Random Girls 59
>>145403727This
>>145404586Here, take this, use it well
>>145404310When he gets traded to the browns
>>145404700
>>145404823both sb QBs like they all do come from the real sport where you learn how to throw. learning how to throw from a football coach is a death sentence
>>145404806That’s exactly what the rams did with Goff, what are you trying to get at here?
>>145404823His dad was a minor league pitcher, could have gone low level pro but would have a been a journey man. Decided to semi settle down. Purdy will spin the shit of the ball so it has curved trajectory like it should go straight but he's spinning the ball up with so many rotations it drifts right. Purdys dad taught him it. I'm looking for a better shot of it. https://youtube.com/shorts/8nlUFDI8ZEw?si=07r_t8BX0eLLm6eMPenix, Rodgers, mahommes do it as well quite a bit. Farve was really good at it same with warren moon
I'm thinkin about those KANGZ...
kek
>>145404901Holy fuck I forgot about this
>>145404960is that hunter renfrow?
>>145404960totally embarrassing, any competent player would light that kid up
>>145404957Thank God for that red box. I would have missed it otherwise
>>145403906nigger you get excited over grown men faking injuries and kicking balls. cuckold sport
>>145405019kek
>>145404957Imagine if they did though and some fucker put a cheeky hundred on it.
>>145405044https://youtu.be/IT-I97pI9Ug?t=3m53s
>>145404954That ass whipping the rams handed them sure was nice...
>>145404954Damn. I'm sorry
>>145404954>not leading da norfKWAB
Football is supposed to bring us together, not divide us
>>145405479>hates poor people>tiny white penisyep, he's a republican
>>145403800Khan'd job
>>145404460which Jameis will the browns get on Sunday?
>>145405034He's literally me
Why don't they do multi ball periods
>>145405932They're cowards.
>>145403772And there it is
>>145405479Chud
>>145406102>heh,so you hate gay race communism? >Then you must be [normal looking person].
>>145404052What are my fellow niner fans saying? I don't go on Reddit
>>145405778chorgers gonna chorge
shut the FUCK up bitchknees and fuck your discord butt buddies too
>>145406187r*ddit mods ban anyone right-leaning, you know what they are saying.
My gut is telling me that the superbowl is going to be a rematch of 26 between Buffalo and Washington. Both teams will be the #2 seed in the playoffs.
>>145406187Trump hasn't been as funny since 2016 but the last week he's been great. Now he's driving a garbage truck.
>>145406224fuck your stupid
Imagine if the 49ers win the owl and meet Trump at the Whitehouse
>>145405085
>>145405479>steals millions in welfare cash
>>145405130>concern and fear on their faces>no one is laughing>white people
>>145405125>if
>>145406297Bosa would get on his knees and suck his dick probably
>>145406224Would be based desu senpai.
>>145406224>Allen>beating Mahomes or Burrow in the playoffs LOL
>>145406353I know that it won't happen, but still
>>145404230It's not the highest par but Lovie Smith is probably the best coach the Bears have had since Ditka and Halas. He had an 81-63 record, only two losing seasons besides his rookie year and those happened when key players went down for the season and have a 3-3 record in the playoffs which included a superbowl berth. If he had a bit more luck and if the bears owners weren't retarded, he might have a much better legacy.
I'm voting Donald Trump
>>145406384>burning property you yourself paid for. Only thing more embarrassing is people who break their tv's over sports.
>burrow >playoffssomebody tell him the bungles record
>>145406297Would be kino but I'm not getting my hopes up
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2024 - Week 9 Edition!1. Kansas City Chiefs 31.9 (NC | -0.1)2. Detroit Lions 31.1 (NC | +0.2)3. Buffalo Bills 30 (+2 | +1.9)4. Green Bay Packers 28.8 (+2 | +1.6)5. Washington Commanders 27.7 (+2 | +2.1)6. Houston Texans 27 (+2 | +1.8)7. Baltimore Ravens 26.4 (-4 | -3.6)8. Pittsburgh Steelers 24.9 (+1 | +0.9)9. Philadelphia Eagles 23.7 (+1 | +0.9)10. Minnesota Vikings 23.5 (-6 |-5.3)11. Atlanta Falcons 21.9 (+1 | +1.1)12. San Francisco 49ers 20.8 (+1 | +1.3)13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 19.2 (-2 | -1.8)14. Chicago Bears 19 (+1 | -0.2)15. Denver Broncos 18.5 (+2 | +2.7)16. Arizona Cardinals 16.7 (+4 | +3.8)17. Los Angeles Chargers 16.3 (+4 | +3.5)18. Seattle Seahawks 19.4 (-4 | -4.5)19. Los Angeles Rams 14.6 (+3 | +4)20. Dallas Cowboys 12.9 (-4 | -3.9)21. Indianapolis Colts 12.2 (-3 | -3.3)22. Cincinnati Bengals 10.7 (-3 | -2.8)23. Cleveland Browns 9.3 (+7 | +6.3)24. New York Jets 8.2 (NC | -1.3)25. New England Patriots 7.5 (+6 | +5.5)26. New York Giants 6.8 (-1 | -1)27. Miami Dolphins 6.5 (NC | +0.3)28. New Orleans Saints 6.1 (-5 | -4)29. Jacksonville Jaguars 4.2 (-3 | -2.6)30. Las Vegas Raiders 3.7 (-2 | -1.4)29. Tennessee Titans 2 (-2 | -2.1)32. Carolina Panthers 1 (NC | NC)
>>145406450The bears made a deal with satan for one ring and are forever cursed with the occasional elite defense but terrible quarterback play. Sexy Rexy defeated satan but got caught up near the end by God wanting him to "do the right thing."
>>145404586Do Packers fans really?
>>145406384>buying a Gaygers jersey in the first placekek what a dumb bitch
>>145406490>driving safe is badCTE-moment
>>145406424Just beat joeybaumsworld and the redditgals this Sunday.
>>145406534Its dangerous to drive slower than the speed limit and even more so in the left lane
>>145406518commies way too high
>>145406568I know that one fag is going to screenshot this, but the bengals do look very beatable. Every journey begins with a single step.
>>145406630
>Rustle Wilson isn't washed upSome organizations are shit and some can do no wrong. You know who you are.
>>145406463>racist foreigner supports TrumpRedundant
I miss Sexy Rexy. Nobody was as funny as him. Jay Cutler came close, but no cigar.
>>145406660bungles can only beat 4th place shitters
>>145406660The Bengals are bad, beating them proves nothing.
>>145406490based. >>145406534The left-lane is considered (even by law in some places) to be the passing lane. You only drive in that lane to pass someone. Driving slow in it is dangerous unironically.
>>145405125It could be you, anon! Scared money don’t make money. Where’s your balls?
>>145406630>>145406661my iggles have injuries to the oline, please understand :(
>>145406801They've still been very good despite the injuries. Stout is a god.
Manifesting a decisive Ravens win @ home this sunday to regain momentum.
>>145406660The bengals had a singluar window and it is now closed for another 30-40 years.
>>145406789Not legal in my faggot state
>>145406630do the Redskins actually have a good offensive line? I do not believe it/am not convinced.
>>145406863I know but look at the stats, they slipped from the top 5 :(
My Redskins do not exist anymore. My parents got to see what I never will. At least the caps and the nats won something before sports became gay forever.
Rigged
>>145406913a lot of those teams just get the ball out so quickly it doesn't really matter
Lmao
>>145406944>My parents got to see what I never will. Your dad got to see a vagina
>>145406979based dad.
>>145406944Cry more
>>145406944That holtby save was kino.
I'm confused
>>145407022a good amount of that is probably because of the cowboys game where they stat padded for like 400 yards passing and 0 rushing lol
>>145406979gay
>>145406879Last time I tried manifesting, Tarik Skubal choked about 10 minutes later. I think that shit might not work.
>>145406944I can't imagine defining my whole personality and what things I like based on how edgey they are. There is nothing at all special about the name "Redskins". It's an average-at-best sports team name. There's no reason to care other than because the people you hate are happy they changed the name and you've been told to get angry about it.
>>145407057>cowshitters statpadding in garbage time. There should be an asterisk on every cowshitter game for stats.
>>145407022Lack of a quality scheme, and low impact players not generating motion when they get the chance.
>>145406880Please... please delete
>>145407117>aster riskscott
>>145407108If there is no reason to care, then let me win.
>>145407154>ass triscott
>>145407151I am not trying to be mean, I am simply saying what is true. It is not like >my team is ever going to be good again.
>>145407108
>>145407225You have to go back
Vikings still overrated, and Steelers too. And I'd put the Eagles over the Packers. But not bad.
At least he secured the bag
>>145407320I agree Lions should be favored in the NFC but besides them it's really wide open. It's the Lions conference to lose but imo the Eagles/49ers to win.
>>145407425Are they bringing in Trey Lance
>>145407598it would be the most retarded thing to do, they're stuck with him
>>145407598No
>>145407445Yeah, the Lions defense is entirely too suspect to confidently say they can even make the Super Bowl. I’m not going to count them out, as they’re not exactly slouches, but catch them on a slight off day, and they’re done for.
Why are NY teams so bad?
It seems like half of the primetime games are the jets, why?
>>145407081Nah it's gonna work for me.>Reason?I'm just built differently.
>>145403800When the Lions win the Super Bowl this season and Ben Johnson becomes the Jaguars HC, he’ll turn the team around.
>>145407920League expected Rodgers to not be shitty.
>>145407858baseball sucks
>they still have faith in goof
>>145407810It's mainly the defensive line, Kerby and Branch are among the best safeties in the league
>>145408017Bro but they got THE devantae adams bro!
>>145408046Why shouldnt they trust him this season?
>>145408046Goof has inherited meme abilities from all of the autistic quarterbacks of years/ past.
>Ben Johnson supposedly wanted head coaching position at Chicago but they kept EberflusAbsolute state of the burrs if true
>>145408162He’s due to goof.
>>145408248Goof has the largest dropoff in ability if his oline is remotely mid compares to any other good qb. As long as loins oline is top tier, he will be good.
>>145408120Yeah, they’ve got a top 5 safety duo in the league, but they still give up chunk plays too easily. Maybe it’s too much ball hawking, I don’t know. Their corners definitely aren’t scary. Arnold seems to be getting better, but considering how poorly he started that’s not saying a lot.
>>145408303So hes fine for this year unless injuries strike, which you can say about anyoneok
>>145408334Actually the corners have been decent, a definite improvement from last season at least. They stick to their men pretty well. I've noticed a distinct decrease in DPI from Arnold in the last couple games, that has to be a good thing
>>145408337If Goff loses Sewell, he’s going to be Watson tier, that’s just a fact. Thats not something that would happen to a guy like Jalen Hurts. Sure he would see a bit of a drop, but not the night and day change that Goff would have.
>>145408276Statistically I guess, considering he's made 83% of his passes over the last 5 games and thrown like 10 tds on a team where half the scoring is rushingDude is riding unbelievably high right now
>>145408451>IfCan't waste time worrying about it until it happens
>>145408451Goff wouldn't be Watson tier because Watson was a former mobile QB who can't move at all now. Goff would regress into something like Memeshew without the good oline.
>>145408421Decent, yes. Better than last year? By far. Still, not scary.
falcons are a top 3 team and will make it to AT LEAST the NFC championship
>>145408925not according to the eye test
>>145408925Lmao no kirko chains will let you down every time
>trusting Cousins
>>145408925lolno
>>145408925>Chiefs>Lions>Bills>Ravens>PackersAll are better
>>145408925Their pass rush is too bad to be a contender. The Bills without Von Miller look like the 85 Bears in comparison.
>>145408964>he doesn't like thatI shiggy diggy
>>145408964I trust Cousins about as much as any qb that played for the Vikings.
>>145406322>steals stolen moneyYeah I don't care
>>145408925You're probably right, superbowl isnt even off the table. What do you think of them upcoming election? I don't think Trump wins it, somehow we'll get our first woman president and another Clinton in office. Not stoked for Lady Gaga in the halftime show, damn shame Prince died, wouldnt mind seeing him do it again.
Mods are asleep, post Jared
>>145411154
Strangely enough, I want Carolina to win on Sunday. This team has to hit rock bottom and then get a shovel and dig its way into the abyss for Mickey Loomis to get the message.
>>145411278Remember about a decade ago when the texans started the season 2-0 and then finished it 2-14.
>>145411357Remember 4 years ago when the steelers went 11-0 then ended up 12-4 and got knocked out in the first round of the playoffs
>>145411357I remember back in 2001 when the Panthers started 1-0 and ended 1-15
Donald Trump and his supporters are going to put people in extermination camps and you are talking about football.
>>145411519Nobody thought they were legit contenders but it was funny how they collapsed against the Browns in that playoff game.
>>145411587They still did not get the first overall pick because the texans came into existence lol. >>145411668based.
>>145411519My Redskins. :)
>>145411519>>145411828
Ben Roethlisberger is a "never made it past the divisional" quarterback in a "two rings' quarterback's body.
Give me a beer to drink for election day.
>>145411668Nothing ever happens
>>145406630But… but I was told that Goof is an Oline babby?
yankees lostnew york sports teams are officially DOGSHIT
>>145412329Is it over over? Are there threads to shitpost in? I do not like mlb, I just like baseball for the history.
that one rams bot is going to work overtime now
>>145412439it's ogrethe bad guys won
>>145412629>LA vs NYThere were no good guys
>>145412329It was 5-0!
>>145412721Anything beats having to listen to 28 rings shitposting.
>>145412721fax
>>145412721What would be the SB equivalent of Dodgers/Yankees?
>>145412721Based latina
>>145413089chiefs 49ers.
>>145413089Without letting recency bias get in the waySteelers/Cowboys
>>145413126Steelers = YankeesCowboys = Dodgers?
>>145411278Same. I doubt it'll happen, but I'd like to see a bryce redemption arc.
>>145413089Football has had more parity than baseball so it feels like comparing apples and oranges.
>>145413126Could you imagine how bad of a bowl game that would be with their teams this year? The Steelers defense smothering the one dimensional Cowboys offense. Dak scoring a fg on the first drive and then going 3 and out 4 times in a row along with a pick. The Steelers winning 18-11 or something similarly retarded because they kick 4 fgs and Wilson cornballs one play for a td. It’d be the most retarded game ever.
>>145404465>Goff>>behind the best o-line in the league, and has a top 5 run game to bootName a great QB who didn't have a great o-line?Name a great team who didn't have a great run game?Damn the cope is off the charts once Detroit has a good team for ONCE holy shit kek
>>145413477It was depressing to watch the yankees even as a neutral fan.
>>145413534I hate them and I still feel sorry for them. That's a rough way to lose.
>>145413354This is true, actually.Good thinking, anon.
I have no strong opinions one way or another, but I like >goof, and the lions winning the owl would be the ultimate breakup of monotony.(Beating the chiefs would also be funny because of that one gif, you know the one).
>>145413776this one?
>>145413821No.You know the one.It was made by someone long before that season started.
>>145413841oh right, this one
>>145413885Yes, that is the one. Funniest gif ever made. Would be even funnier if they did not choke in the nfc championship and went on to beat the choofs. What could have been, reminds me of what will never be.
>>145413885>Duplicate file exists.Good work Anon
>>145413885>>145413907loins fan shitposted that gif for months, and when it came true, it made me laugh harder than I had for a very long time. Legitimately hilarious.
The steelers, patriots, 49ers, and cowboys have won 22 super bowls, 37% of the bowls so far. The yankees, cardinals, red sox, and athletics have won 56 world series, 46% of the world series so far. So football has more parity, but not THAT much more parity.
>>145413776They’ll collapse in the NFCCG again
>>14541308949ers/Cowboys
>Jared Goff is 2 - 0 against Mahomes>Across 2 different teamsUhhh mahomies? I was told Goff is not a good quarterback. So why has he beaten The Mahomie twice? On two different teams? Can somebody explain?
>>145413983>2 NFC teams
>>145413983That cannot happen in the superb owl, anon.
>>145413983The AFC is not very important.
>>145414003I thought of that as I hit post. If they were in different conferences that would be it though.
>>145413989Goff is the avatar for all autism quarterbacks.
I miss >my Redskins.
>>145413989Everyone has an achilles heel.
>>145414091Everyone except cripples have two of those, anon.
My redskins would bootyblast anyone's chud team in this general :)
>>145414114True. But every goat athlete has had that one scrub who owned his ass.
>>145414119based.
>>145414091They usually don't splode unless you're getting hit by big ass niggas on the reg
>>145414119Who?
>>145414139What is Brady's? Autism?
>>145414187I'm on my laptop. Someone else will have to post the retarded eli picture.
>>145414187
>>145414266Never in the owl, no one cares.
>>145413942Unlike baseball or god forbid, euro divegrass, there's nothing really stopping a shit NFL team from becoming a competitor beyond a competency issue in management/ownership and some luck during draft/trades. Parity isn't about equal outcome but ensuring all franchises have an equal (theoretically, there's nothing that accounts for drafting a Mahomes or Brady) chance to win. Just this past few seasons Lions went from an absolute joke of a franchise for 50+ years to a super bowl contender and one of the best teams in the league through an excellent multi-year rebuild
>>145413126>recency bias>Cowboys haven't even sniffed an owl in 30 years
>>145414289th-that's not that long
>>145411519That was the asterisk year though
>>145414289do you not know what recency bias means?
>>145413942Add the chiefs and Packers its over 50 percent
The nfl is probably the most parity league in all of sports and that is very sad.
Something something pareto principle.
>>145414212You are going to have to be a lot more specific.
>>145414447My favorite
lotto luckswing is finally over
>>145414461>this is a two-time super bowl champion. how did he do it?
>>145414465I like baseball only for the history of it.
>>145414465yanks lost because of shit fielding, can't blame luck for that
>>145414465At least >my natties won the world series before sports became gay forever.
>>145414465My nearly 90 year old grandpa likes baseball a lot, so I like talking to him about it because it makes him happy. Otherwise, I have not watched a baseball game in over five years.
>>145414549That’s cool, anon. I’m the same. I used to love watching baseball as a kid. A big part of that was talking about it with my grandpa. He loved the Cubs. He was born in the 20s and died a bit before they finally won again, so he never saw them win a WS. Would have loved to share that with him.
>>145414767My grandpa saw >my natties before he died (he is not dead yet) and before my grandmother passed away. My brother (an amazing catcher who would have done better if he was not a dumbass) has more stories about my grandpa and baseball than I do. I am the "smokes cigars" grandson, which also makes him happy, so you know.
>>145414476weaponized autism
>dual-threat qbs
>>145414976And there it is.
>triple-threat qbs
>>145415000nice trips
>bomb-threat qbs
You do know that doug williams is the only actual bl*ck qb to win an owl, right?
Why do people call Mahomes black while Drake white?
Sorry chuddie
>>145415234race is a social construct
>>145415243I do not care.
>already more celebration in LA for a basebore game than the rasm "super bowl"
John Riggins would run over all of these 'zetsy' niggas in today's nfl.
>>145415234Drake is a canadian jew
>>1454152430% chance Bosa pays any of whatever fine he gets out of his own pocket
>>145415552yup
Ramdgers fuck ya
>>145403800He went to the Jaguars lol. He would of been cursed too if he went to the Jets or Browns.
>>145415643definitely
>>145415639Fuck off
>>145415279heh
>>145403687the actual embodiment of /nfl/ as a QB would say something along the lines of something between>lol fuck 'emand>have they tried not being black?
>>145415279>boreball 10000 posts today>nfl(in season btw) 300 posts todaymore than dead shit league
>>145415279almost as if LA is a baseball city while also recognizing both of their football teams are plastic franchises are both plastic franctic franchises and not only does the NFL continously fail to realize this but they also took the one team that was more "LA" than both the Chorgers and Rasms and sent them to Vegas
Hello am from future, clots win da owl
Imagining telling someone after the 2018 season that in 2024 Mahomes would be last in the league in deep ball passing attempts lmaoalso Drake Maye has the best deep ball in the NFL, be careful what you wish for, the Chiefs fatigue might get ended by the Empire Strikes Back :^)!
>>145416526dink 'n dunkers got ya boilin'?
Everyone wrote off Russ so soon because of the Hackett year, it's hilarious to see retards who thought Justin Fields is better realize he can still play. He wasn't even bad last year
>>145416570hate using a stat like this but it's amazing how much flak a guy with a 100qb rating in his career gets
Mr. Unlimited
>>145416570Now explain Bo Nix doing better than Wilson in the same system under Payton
his Sunday, we've got a surprisingly fun matchup on tap between the Baltimore Ravens and Denver Broncos. At the center of it will be Baltimore's MVP candidate, Lamar Jackson, and Denver's bright rookie quarterback, Bo Nix. It's an easy enough matchup to sell to fans between the "old guard" and the up-and-comer.But it appears that Nix might be taking that old-guard sentiment a little too seriously.On Wednesday, Nix offered up some routine, cookie-cutter comments about being excited to play against Jackson. OK, sure. Everyone says that about a superstar opponent. However, Nix then said it was "crazy" that he gets to play against someone he watched "growing up."Newsflash to Nix: Jackson, who is 27, is only three years older than him. Nix was literally a senior in high school during Jackson's rookie year in the NFL.It's a little wild to say you watched someone who is definitively your peer and in your age group as a formative memory.
>>145416661>Baltimore's MVP candidate, Lamar Jackson>MVP candidate>4 games behind KC
>>145416670And there it is
>>145416646he hasn't you're just a scatterbrained retard that lives week to week
>>145416734Week 8 last year Russ was 3-5
October 27 is the last time the Cowboys lose a game this season. Is your body ready?
>>145416750>score 33 against the boomer rivera commodeslose>score 20 against the dolphinslose by 50 lolwonder why
https://x.com/LeVeonBell/status/1851575488419893525
>there are people on this planet that want to ever go back to the pre cap nfl after witnessing the dodgers blatantly buy a chip and never even struggle once on their way to doing itYea no thanks, I'd rather not watch the Cowboys, 49ers, Broncos Jets, and Rams be the only completive teams ever
>>145416750Broncos have played some of the worst teams in the nfl this year Bo Nix has looked bad against the good ones.
>>145416814>20 years of New England>20 years of Kansas City:)
>>145416814The Dodgers have been doing this since the early 1990s. They have one legitimate ring to show for it
There isn't a single position group that the Raiders have an advantage when compared to the Lions
>>145416914Well defensive end right now kek
>>145416754cowboys will be lucky to get to 9 wins
