That's The Maria for you.
rapeiano pissnaldo and riggi cuckitini could never
>>145405193>rigmaria
meh
>>145405193I have always thought you guys lost that 2014 final because Di Maria got injured.Everyone sucked Messi's dick so much as always but imo Di Maria was your real carry that WC
The real shocker is how there are so few players capable of just banging in goals like the big names from the 2010s.
B L O O TLOOT
>>145406057I think players are afraid to take risks because there's so much money on the line
>>145405193Puskas material
Now THIS is nuts
>>145408868dare i say, gem?
>>145408997Did he ded?
>>145408997is he ok
>>145409492>>145410835don't they jump off of trees all the time?
>>145409492>>145410835>>145409492>>145410835Yes! Squirrels can survive falls even at terminal velocity, due to their fluffy bodies and the way they sploot themselves out in the air to make themselves into a big ol' parachute.Plus, this particular squirrel is coexisting with New York City rats, so you know it's got the stuff.
>>145413492what's with the trannyspeak
>>145413597Buddy I am watching squirrels navigate obstacle courses on the internet. Clearly I am not in my best mental spot right now.
>>145405193di Maria is so based
>>145409492>>145410835Yes, smaller animals can fall from greater heights relative to their own height because square-cube law
>>145405193Foot like a traction engine
>>145413532NOOOO LET IT SCORE A TOUCHDOWN
>>145413532>oh im sorry ithought this was 'murica