Costume Edition /hoc/vious: >>145397430
april 17 2022
bud1
>>145406602>>145406602>>145406602>>145406602>>145406602>>145406602>>145406602
my avies! :)
>>145406602>>145406629Bud raped you
im a hater
my avies :(
>TSN shilling Hyman for Canada's first linekek it's fucking over, enjoy the trophy 'muricans
My penguins ):
>finnish goaltending
my blue jackets :)
>>145406654trust us goy hyman is elite
>>145406644this
>the city of Denver
>>145406659when will they learn?
>>145406628Hockey Girl would have absolutely zero problem ranking her teammates' compete level from 1 to 23
>>145406654but he scored a gorillion goals last year, he deserves it :^)
>the city of raped retard
>>145406617>>145406619>>145406644>>145406674It's really windy in here. Must be this season's monsoon
>>145406666>>145406666>>145406666>>145406666>>145406666>>145406666
>>14540662956 days until christmas
>be flims>get raped by mormons
>>145406704stop being a raped attention whore
i'm going for a walk
>>>>>>>>the place known as finland
>>145406720My yetis are heading to playoffs
>>145406736your avies :(
Which of the canadian provinces is the most ideal for the man who hates ice hockey and wants a province where the NHL can never come in any way?I don't care what province it is, I just want a Canadian province that never gets to have a team in the NHL.
>>>i was raped by a fat weeb and i still seethe about it to this day because i try so hard to be liked on /hoc/ >but alas, i am the raped bitch
>the shanty town of denver
It looks like the Jets gave up.That or they're playing with their food and they're going to obliterate Detroit in the third.
>>145406755holy shit... he finally admits this. bud has truly 1
>>145406753it's shoving a rusty pickaxe up your asshole you retarded brown fuck
my avies.. :((
>bud1now and forever
>>145406775this
>>145406775Stop replying to Fernando you retard.
>>145406736stay warm!
the avs are trading for crosbye5 btw
avies have given up about the same amount of goals as the shorks so far this year
>>145406771You're right, it couldn't be that the teams improved slightly and the coaching can change direction when they need to >It couldn't be that... at any rate, Go Team Red
Leave it to my Islanders to make Merzlikins look elite.
>>145406821that's a very grim stat
>>145406799>>145406775I just want a Canadian province where they never get to have a team in the NHLI don't care what province it is, I just want a province where the NHL can never get to
>>145406740suomi :DDDD
my avies... :(((
>>145406840just like my oilers a few days ago
>>145406835you're a raped retard
>>145406845Love salmiakki, love apparently real art that looks like aislop
>>145406820I know mackinnon and crosby want to play together but neither of them have a team that can make playoffs
>going through all that visa work to let in 3 goalsi do not know why this is his first game of the season though, what the fuck were they thinking>>145406845fuck i remember trying one of those black licorice candies and it tasted like pure salt, i'll never forget the putridness
>>145406843i just answered your question, take a pickaxe, preferably old and rusted, grasp it with two hands behind your legs, and with an emphatic piercing motion stick the blade directly up your rectum until there is no more flesh to pierce
the pens are last in the eastthe shorks are last in the westthey played each other in cup not long ago, bros
>>145406753hey bro how do you feel about the blackhawks and devils?
don't worry islanders, latvian goaltending will allow a softy in with about a minute left
Hope this doesn't come off dickish but I bet big against the Avs tonight, and I freaking love the avs. This lineup is just actually fucked. Kiviranta is a playing first line right now- A horrible defenseman is play wing on the third. Feeling prescient.
Hope this doesn't come off dickish but bud1
>>145406821grim
>>145406629I want a cig now
>>145406897downvoted
>>145406884Come on, I just need a province in Canada where the NHL will never be able to reach.
JLMI
>>145406897enjoy with winnings
>Parker Kelly is the Avs' 3CHoly fucking grim.
>>145406638Ouchies
JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>145406939raped
>kiviranta on a top linethis is some poverty stuff right here, how did colorado get in this situation
>>145406927sorry I can't help you with that, ladI recommend against smoking, for lots of reasons
>>145406991they lost all the depth that won them the cup in 2022
>>145406955It gets worse.>his linemate is Oliver Kylington
I don't think the Islanders are a good team.
teddies
>>145406927Does fart actually mean speed in Swedish?
>>145407030They need to trade barzal for ryan hartman
>oilers and islanders making Merzlikins look elite as fuck in the span of 3 daysstop that
>>145407030that's so Just Like My Islanders
>>145407030>>145406753>>145406843
>>1454068868 years is almost a decade. With all that's happened in the world it feels like a lifetime ago.
>>145406602 No amount of Garypuck will stop the Jets. There’s literally nothing you can do. You can choose to either cheer for them or cry.
My Jackies are gonna win the metro
>w4ngs
>>145407087they are playing great hockey and have the actual best american player
>>145407030horvat can't finish, the lines are a mess, there's no QB for the PP, and there's just simply no offensive weapons anymore. depressing team, depressing home atmosphere.
>>145407038YesSubban means the bitch too
>>145407030It's fine bud says duclair being out is the reason my islanders can't score so once he's back we'll be on track to win the cup!
My Jackies are winning the cup
>>145407087we'll see who's crying when the ploffs come around
how many times have the islanders been shutout now?
>>145406933Why. You’re looking in the wrong country bud
Does anyone wanna trade a whole defensive pair one for one, no questions asked?
Clubbies own ya
my blue jackets
>>145406991>permanently missing captain >elite 1st/2nd line guy is suspended>2 other 1st/2nd guys line are injured>what would be the Avs 3rd line is decimated>the one 3rd line guy that stepped up when he played on the 1st line is now out for at least 2 months>shit "starting" goalieThe only thing that's intact are the defensemen, and they're shit outside of Makar and Towes.
>>145406897hearing people talk about their turds is more interesting than their bets.
Call it the jailhouse rock because Elvis was a brick wall
devils should trade for evans if lazar is going to be out
>>145407181Bet everything you have on them going over Winnipeg in Columbus on Friday. Guaranteed money.
>>145407260I forgot who both of these people are lol
>>145407135jen
APOLOGIZE
>>145407214You should have seen the Marner I took this evening. Air purifier worked overtime on that one.
>>145407179our clubsies :)
>>145407268they've been hilarious against canadian teams so far so it will probably happen
>>145407132And they have nobody to blame but themselves. They got too comfortable and never tried to actually shake up the core. If they didn’t get COVID, this team is in even worse shape. Pageau’s contract is garbage.
>>145407246_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>145407316If you farted into the air purifier would it die?
>>145407203:(
>>145407169I was once told that Prince Edward Island would be my ideal Canadian provincehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/134243646/#134248843https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/131206904/#131208535https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/129849297/#129850674
my avies! :)makar!
MAKAR IS ELITE
ded wongs
>>145407141You already struggled to score with him. They aren’t good. Maybe I gave them too much of a benefit of the doubt but they actually look terrible. Hint: you really can’t keep playing in the NHL with that bottom 6, and stapling Holmstrom to your best players as well.
Neal Pionk is from the State of Hockey
>>145407316Have you been eating enough fiber?
>blowtanihow do you say KWAB in mandarin ? lol
>>145407166Four times now
>wing5
Why is the lighting in the Utah arena so dark lol
my habbies are in d.c. tomorrowi hope they get out before you know what
Dustin WolfIn my soulMaking saves on cruise controlDo it all to get them off their feet~Crowd is hereAbout to blowWaitin for me to start the showOut the tunnel, lights go up, I'm homeWhoaaaaa
>>145407496OWARI DA
>>145407345yeah i honestly have no idea where you really go from here with that roster. you're in a 'win-now' mode so committing to a rebuild would be pointless, but absolutely nothing is working right now. the roster is a bit better than how they're performing currently, at least being a bit generous to them, but it's still horrible.may god help the 4 islander fans out there
business idea: replace yzerman with trb
my jackies are in a wc spot
i think the puck tracing line they put on the screen sometimes is fine and viewers should have the option to turn it on. and turn commentary off.
>>145407609/trb/ is a soccer general they won't know how to manage hockey
>>145407611they will make the playoffs as long as people's shoulders stop exploding
how the fuck do you see the puck
are (You) excited for the 4-nations face-off?
>>145407664Where is Team North America
if you can't see the puck then you simply need to increase the amount of pucks in play desu
G O OF L A M E S LAMESTHE T A N K ANKIS O N
>>145407664Fag Nations
>>145407654neither does stevie
Flames are crashing back to Earth
>>145407664i'm excited to some degree to see sid and mcdavid together
>>145407733Crosby is an old man
>>145406602>JetsLmaoooo you can’t stop themGary is shitting his pants
>>145407654>>145407720canadian premier league superiorhttps://canpl.ca/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Premier_LeagueNHL inferior
My Yankees are blowing it jlmi
remember when the flames were 4-0
>>145407664I'm excited to see Canada's stacked roster but I doubt that I'll get tickets
yankeesbros..
>>145407733MacKinnon, Crosby, and McDavid together. Insane, might be the best line since Lemieux, Gretzky and Hawerchuk
Stay in your favela eating sewer rats, untermensch.
at least the yankees scored, unlike my islanders
>>145407865Then teams started to figure out how to gel together and play and then >we didn't have a chance.
I <3 Dean Evason
>>145407894even if they will shit goaltending it will be amazing
Yzerplan?
>>145407664Only having 4 teams is mid. They need Russia and at least Czechia. Even teams like Switzerland and Slovakia can cause an upset or two. 4 teams is literally not even a tournament
>>145407999>>145408000checkedchecked
My islanders
>>145408013Simply isn't legitimate without at least Russia and Czech Republic.
trust the yzerplan, he just needs 2 more years
>>145408013The kikes said no Russia.
>>145408000busted
>>145407664russia not being there is lame and everyone knows it
>>145407894hopefully both bedard and crosby make it to '26 alongside mackinnon and mcdavid that would be kino
>>145407596The bigger issue is Lou has no interest in any rebuild. I already know Eiserman is being shopped, and Eiserman isn’t even that good since he’s another Bellows/Wahlstrom clone. Should’ve taken that Finnish dude but nah son, more USHL guys!
>lockedgary's plotting something
I had to wait 15 minutes to post because this site is gayer than AIDS. But I wanted to compliment you Utah bros on that anthem singer. She is just terrible but I love her 80s hair.
you waited 15 minutes for this shit post? KEK
>tfw knight time
>>145408086you mean sweden and finland
>that zesty flames fan with the beanieyowzers
unlock it gare bear
my blue jackets have a winning record
takagi is being raped :(
>>145408418reminds me of that chilly easter eve'nin
>dad's watching the world series (not a baseball fan btw)>bring up hockey>goes back to talking about the world seriesBros.. it's over..
>>145408308utah vs calagry is basically a holy war. godless shithole with an unsolvable sewer problem
>>145408513frank admission: i'm also watching mlb
lol the flames and islanders lost kwab what pathetic organizations
>>145408305>sweden and finlandYes, kikes.
>>145408280I close my window and wait 15 each time.
My Utah Clubsies are fun to watch :)
>>145408513reminder that hockey is losing to mlb and mls kwab
>>145408513the world series is far more interesting than regular season hockey
>in b4 Kongs get smoked
>>145408634i'm literally betting on it
>>145408660Literally?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>145408568yea.
>>145408698yes. so far i've won on jackets and jets. lightning looks good atm. knights up now.
Oh wow they got the Mario sound effect too. I hope Miyamoto is getting royalties
>>145408660Smart lad
>>145408615speak english in america
don’t reply to me you no milly having bitch.
>>145408787based samefag confessor
Reminder there is no OTA or streaming TV method of watching the Clubbies in SLC. You MUST subscribe to his dog shit streaming service
>>145408819I have this clown world so fucking much
>>145408831Why do you have a clown world anon?
>>145408819Or you can watch on hockey.tv
>>145408787I donot have one million dollars but I have lots of beers my friend.
>>145408860that's besides anons point, friendo
Canadian Tire makes life in Canada better
Was being tied for last in the Atlantic part of the Yzerplan?
My clubsies :)
CLUBBIES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
my avies.... :((((
battle kolesar and englund
>1967
>ASSvs getting btfo'd by the boltieslollmaoLmfao
why are the kings and knights playing so fast lmao
>salt lake owner exposed for pro-semitic business practices>suddenly 3 clubbies bots deployedcurious, interesting
>>145409067Those three clubsies posts are all me :)
>>145408625Not this World Series, only game 1 was any good. This game doesn’t matter, it’s over
>>145409009Zoomerism
>>145409067cope there are a few of us
how many more years until Wongz fans admit the Yzerplan was an complete failure?
>>145409067What practices?
>>145409160thrashers mentioned?
>>145409187That was horrendous goaltending on at least 2 goals. But the Jets are also just really good
>>145409160Did anybody really think the Perds' moves would work out?
>>145409187They already do admit that it’s no going well from what I’ve seen.
Stars islanders flames. It’s hard thinking of more pathetic teams then those three neither have come close to a cup either this milly
>>145406602My wongs...
>vegas or dallas plays>guaranteed posts by dylan or copey and their mobs
kings are a boring team
>samsonovBased retard.
FO GOAL
>>145406602GO NUCKS
>>145406602Do you think he's got a boner going?
>>145409398fuck dylan no milly having bitch
fug
what the fuck happened to the avs
Who are the good guys in a Flames and Utah game?
>>145409608bubonic plague
>knighties down by 2 alreadyoh no no no no LMAO copey, how are you doing
>>145409160The point system is dumb. Just do 10 minutes 3 on 3 and if tied split the two points. Otherwise ot loser gets 0 points. Also, on OT you can't go pass the redline
WHO'S NUCKIES?
>>145409668Both I reckon. Comfy game for comfy frens.
>>145409608shit drafting for a decadesix of their top nine forwards outgeorgiev went to pieces
>>145409608no snow for almost the entire month
>flames score>no one posts about it
>>145409668Both are good guys. Either team winning is good
/selkebound/
tyler myers lol
>>145409683poor Luke
>arty back in net>lets in the first shotDOH
Has anyone seen two major penalties on the same play?
Dirty faggot cocksucker Avs
nucks really played the entire last ploffs with latvian david ayres in net lmao
>>145409756A real captain wouldn’t pose for a photo like that.
>hit someone in the numbers into the boards>not a penaltyDo they have a video of Gary sucking cock or something?
>>145409837And they blew a 3-2 lead to the oilers
>>145409850a real captain would call you a faggot
>*royalty free black skinhead starts playing*
>>145409683lmao whats that thing?
>calgary vs utahgary
*bud1 starts commencing*
Black Radiohead
>>>>>>i was raped>and am terrified of burritos
>>145409674fine buddy just cracked open a beer how are you
remember when eric staal concussed marc staal and ruined his career
I wish they'd play Death Grips at a game.
>letting jack hughes kill your penaltysad!
your brannstroms, your rundblads...
>>145410054are we gonna need to do a wellness check on you later
is brannstrom still on the sens>>145410118cup chanps retard
*points to a youtube compilation of McDavid's best goals*i can do that
lol
>>145410135No, now he is the 2nd most important defensemen for my Nuckies.
>>145410144What are the NHL's worst goals? I'm specifically asking for some fat guy falling down, and then a puck bounces into a net somehow
>>145410160bleak
>>145410056no
>>145409833get bent
>>145410153copey said he got a beer so ill let it slide>>145410135okay and? didnt answer the question esl (dont worry dylan is also brown like you)
>>145410169Loui Erikssons first goal as a Canuck.
>>145410192LETS DO IT
Forget about goals. Which NHL player shoots the biggest loads is what I would like to know. Which one could fill me up with the most significant volume of elite professional athlete cum?
Can't believe bradley treliving got rid of timothy shittergren for an actual player and picks
>>145410169my nominationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcKODNOU6yk>own goal>easily stoppable>playoffs>overtime
>>145410248crosby but it's not all going to be his
>that puck battle on the penalty killI LOVE WATCHING PEOPLE STRUGGLING TO GET THE PUCK OUT OF THE CORNER I WISH FOR 20 MINUTES I COULD WATCH TEAMS BATTLE FOR THE PUCK EACH PERIOD
If this post number is divisible by 1 I will be drinking tonight
stankees going full oilers innit
>>145410348>>/pwhl/
>>145410478Hi dylan :)
>900s post cooldownFuck off hiroshimoot you’re not datamining my email
don't reply to me with horse shit ever again
>>145410676That shit happened to me the other day the fuck is that
Oilers win when it matters kwab
>>145406602Canucks are looking garbage.Tocc not doing a good job tbqh
>>145410771apparently it’s some antispam thing they tried on /v/, it accomplished literally nothing, and then they applied it site-wide anyways
>>145410869> accomplished literally nothingjust like my islanders
>>145410892grim, sad, and true
>>145410869>accomplished nothingIf it pissed you off, I consider that a win
>>145410869It started on /biz/ and worked because the board was legitimately like 90% crypto rugpull bots.Problem is it only worked because they were bots, every other board is just retards and persistent retards at that.
>>145410869How do you know it accomplished nothing?I figured it was something /pol/ implemented considering how much botting goes on there.
>>145410869it prevents me from rags posting at work on my phone, id say that is a loss>rags
Where the hell is Iain MacIntyre?
>>145410977Do you mean ZANE MacIntyre?
hopefully somebody accosted jt miller and his family at the pumpkin patch this year because his game has been unacceptable
>>145410944conveniently after the aprils fool joke too
>kwabgay ass golden kwabs
>>145410973/v/ is just as shit as before they did it, just proving >>145410944it’s still filled with eceleb garbage
SCAAAARRRRR MAKARRRRR
imagine getting destroyed by a team that just lost to the shorks
my avies!! :))makar!!
>>145411153VPN off Dylan kwab
>>145411215they just didn't feel like playing tonight i guess
Are these the two most stacked baseball teams ever in World Series
I want to fug that girl in the Midas "no bs" commercial so badly
makar is the only soft pussy player that triesToo bad he’a a terrible defender
>0-3Copey wtf? The kongs just lost to the sharks last night, the fuck is wrong with you?
>>145411271I don't know. I'm a hockey guy.
>>145411271no
>>145411054I couldnt imagine the pain he's feeling this week :(
>>145411289Actually wrong.Ivan Ivan is only one trying.
>>145411293We’re Costco guys
>>145411271>The two richest cities in the United States have stacked [sports team in a league without a real salary cap]Absolutely shocked.
>SamsonovLmao copey boilin' fr fr ong no cap
why didnt baseballs championship deciding game get a sticky?
>his stanley cup win is a regular season home game where the crowd is watching the dodgers on the tron
i didn’t realize samsonov was the reddit knights backup goaltender this year until just nowlel
Shohei Ohtani Is the barkov of baseball
>>145411387Stfu you no milly bitch look at the stars shit goaltending instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmQC0alXSGU
>>145411451whom's?
my debbies :)
Remember when /hoc/ said Hischier is a bust?
Canucks PP is awful.Tocchet is pretty good defensively, but damn he sucks on the offense.In fact this whole game sucks.
this is the devils cup
pettershit is fucking garbage he belongs on team sweden at the four nations cup
>canucks in charge of being good
>>145411374Yeah that’s the problem with MLB, the same damn teams have all the stars and are strong every year. So sick of the Dodgers and Yankees and about 3 or 4 other teams
>>145411757this is the nucks cope
>>145411451>stanley cup win>regular season home gameConfused what this is
>>145411819Small market hands wrote this post
doesnt matter still ahead of the flames in the standings
Once petey signed that pay rise it’s like they have had an omen on themBut it’s okay, it’s Canucks hockey. It’s not over until the end of the 3rd period
One must ponder how the outcome of tonight’s flames game may have been flipped if they successfully signed Oliver kylington
not very cash money of the kings to kill hertl desu
>>145411778Petterson is fine. Its the coaching that is god awful. When Boudreau was coach, he was scoring 100+. Now they got this fucking "system" and will not allow any sort of flex or creativity like they did before.
mormons soaking the flames rn
>>145408513I switched it on Monday to the World Series when my oilers were getting shit on, I struggled through 3 at bats before I totally lost interest.What a mess of a sport
all the bad guys winning
>It’s only October, but the league’s average save percentage hasn’t dipped below .900 since 1995-96 (.898). As of Tuesday, though, it’s at .897!
Lmao Garland just got worked
>>145412195The living puck era
This is wolfs first lost this season
>>145412195gary roided puck era
>5’8 garland fightingLove that man
Huberdeau needs to score some goals to get the Flames back in this game
avies...
Oh yeaaaa haula! Put that MAGA cultist in his place
>>145412312The only Canuck who shows up every game.
Whats tocchet going to say after this game?
I thought the Flames were legit. I thought they were contenders? Are you trying to tell me they only started off strong because they played against the gayest of retards?
>>145412459So does hughes
if you watch the jew stream you get shots of fans and players sitting around instead of commercials
>>145412500The gayest of retards would be my islanders
>>145412500Just like the stars kwab
>>145412365He has a lot of intangibles. Point production is secondary
gary roided bussy era
>>145412567His guts and hardworking metrics are off the charts
Gary trying to Jew my debbies out of a goal
>0-4my debbies
Wolf ain't ready
Canucks playing like shit lmao. We are clearly a lost team without demko and joshua
Flames and Canucks getting their ass kicked. Canada isnt good at hockey today
The honeymoon is over. You now know what to do. Do it well.
>today
>>145412763Why would anyone care to try if the highest paid player on the team (5th highest in the league) doesn’t care.
>>145412763Silovs has been garbage this season. Think its time to consider putting him down in Abby, and bringing up Patera.
why dont the canucks ice cleaners wear little skirts?
knights goin kingslayer rn
>>145412837says more about the coach than the team. The best period the canucks played was the first of the season. Then some bad puck luck, tocc decides to throw EVERYTHING out the window so he can have more defense.
>>145412867Whores cleaning the ice is a sunbelt tradition.
>>145412792i'm feeling threatened
The Canucks just gotta work harder than them, okay?You know what’s hard work? Going through a divorce, she’s trying to get all my money now. She can have half of it, I don’t give a shit. The other half, hard work, mine! Some guys on their team are fuckin’ divorced. Three guys there, who’s fuckin’ marriages are in the fuckin’ toilet.Canucks gotta be fuckin’ triceps, biceps, arceps hard!Greek fuckin’ underground gay porn hard!
I was called a retard for saying it probably was a poor long term decision to grind wolf down on his first contract and wheel him out for 40+ games behind league worst defence.He is going to be stunted or broken by the end of the season
>>145412872he was all boned up for his sister in this scenejust like my islanders
>>145412977thats not why you were called a retard
That dressing room better need a new paint job after this periodPlay after play where one stride would make all the difference and everyone has their freaking heads in the cloudsI am not often mad at this team for effort, but this is not acceptable
>teams that lost
KONGIESbased Fialatard
Your 2025 stanley cup chapmions
>bitch that was raped
Last minute of play in the wungo dungo calabungo
planet retard larper is back
>>145413147Maybe once they implant McGaykid's bionic bussy he tragically injured getting gaped by the Teds.
>>145413172Welcome back
dustin wolf sucks cost me 20 bucks
Nothing to awoo about
>>145412977He's 5'9" he's already stunted
>>145413215I wanted gonnor mcavi to gape my holes after his hockey games but he injured :(
>>145413225your own hubris & inability to do the eye test cost you $20
cursed game desu
I saw Jennifer Botteril on my TV she scored lots of points in college hockey and she owes me her pussy
Lou should fire Roy tomorrow while all the media is focused on the Yankees losing the World Series
>my flamesies
not watching this anymore bro's logging in to diablo
>>145413379roy didn't make the roster, lou did
>>145412952You are safe fren
also put on nxt then now forever
>win 5 in a row to start the year and prove the doubters wrong that you're a rebuilding basement dwelling team>lose a single one game>immediately implode and never win another game sincesoft af, the flames are
>>145413412I heard Roy is angling for Lou's job
if current points percentages were playoff seeding:A1 Tampa Bay vs. WC1 ColumbusA2 Florida vs. A3 OttawaM1 Washington vs. WC2 New Jersey M2 Carolina vs. M3 New YorkC1 Winnipeg vs. WC2 SeattleC2 Dallas vs. C3 MinnesotaP1 Vegas vs. WC1 Los AngelesP2 Vancouver vs. P3 Calgary
>canucks show up and score each shot they make in the 3rd and winI wanna believe
how did the coyotes just suddenly become so good without any sweeping roster changes just by moving cities?
>my>utah>clubbies
>>145413533they were already decent and constantly getting betteryou just never paid attention to them
>>145413533they aren't that good
>>145413562>back to back sub .500 seasons>they were already decentretard
Columbus will meme their way to a wc spot and there’s nothing you can do to stop itShoutout to the pongs, islels, and trust the yerplans for being terrible
>>145413533They were ok and had some good young players. Change of scenery plus everybody being pretty shit this year.
>>145413533they were ok last year but they fell apart in the second half. they manage to get some nice pieces since they gutted the team a few years back.
>>145413533Because the team isn't being cucked with shithole minor league facilities anymore. And actually has a proper standard of utilities that were a given for any team that wasn't the cheap ass arizona ownership group.
>>145413585Red wings have entered the never ending rebuild like the sabres
>>145413583>trapped in the never-ending prison of the Enlightenment>everything must be forced into and understood through statistics on a spreadsheet>if it can't be expressed in numbers from an Official Source™, then it never happened>qualitative assessment lies discarded by the roadside, and the eye test is relegated to mythget in the fucking crystal, you worthless bugman
>>145413654they've been shit for 30 years bud
>>145413525It's October
>>145413676cope we had a deep playoff run once
>>145413400kwab
>>145413680yeah well ya know I just thought I'd do a little something fun on this Wednesday, October the 30th
subban has become the male version of this
>>145413709Stay worked dylan
WAKE ME UP
disgusting showing from the canucks
>>145413948WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIIIIDE
The Canucks have ruined Halloween.
Canucks should’ve kept markstrom. They’re goaltending sucks.
>>145413959CANT WAKE UP
Kings bros our Kings and Dodgers have defeated the evil empire this century.
>>145414092The Canucks medical staff is shit. It took them so long to figure out what is wrong with Demko that it was too late to find a goalie.
the canucks exist solely to torture people
>ynr when /hoc/ pro scouts thought demko and knight were doing to be the next stars of the nhl
big talk from a man who can't even control dylan
a grown man named dougie
how will shannon cope this time
>>145414122Lets go bro!
Quinn is absolutely going to the Devils as soon as it’s possible
Why is every goalie and defense so shit this year?
>>145414290Didn’t that retard sign a big extension
>>145414355UFA in 2027.
debbies win
>>145414294Skaters are getting better every year, goalies will have to adapt. You saw it in the late 80's and through the 90's, goalies had to change their entire system to avoid being a sieve. I'm not sure what changes you'll see but you see goalies dropping into butterfly much later these days, almost as if we're seeing a return to stand-up goaltending because all these kids just want to bar down or take the tendies head off.
certified bud moment
>>145414406Sad
>the team with more jews won
>>145414912You had to sacrifice Johnny Hockey to turn around the franchise. You are not cursed anymore.
>>145415001>johnny dies>suddenly they can score a shitload of goalsReally makes ya think doesn’t itReally it’s bc they ditched that absolute nothingburger of a coach they had last year but it’s still funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us7IdaqO7bg
What did /hoc/ analysts think of the liljegren trade?
>vega55
>>145415078My analysis is>laffs
>midweek graveyard shift /hoc/ posterdon't exactly need your GED to get that job
>laffs
>>145415104>regular seasonKWAB no milly
>>145414481stinky quadroon
if utah wins the cup 2% milk is going to cost $7 again
>>145415305price of the bag goin up
>>145415078Matt fucking Benning is gone. Hallelujah. 2nd worst defenseman in Sharks history, and there have been some horrible ones.Good luck with his constant fuck ups, Toronto. You're gonna need it.
>muh heckin' no milly Shut the fuck up already
kwab dylan's worked again lads
>>145415442No milly
just took a gunky sharks
New york is a stinky disgusting city and state that will never win anything in any sport as long as I live
no millard
>>145415617false he works for my knighties
Is homesickness a valid reason to terminate your contract as a Canadian?
>>145413525Matchups in the East would be grim. All of them are a ratings nightmare for Gary except Carolina-New York.All the West matchups would be bretty based tho
these ain't my daddeh's clubbies
>>145415749lets be honest even in a car/nyr matchup carolina would just get swept and nobody would watchIt’s what carolina does
>knighties and assvs lostlol
>>145416117>the teams he hates losing a regular season game is his cup winkwab no milly dilly
>>145416133c'mon copey not even starschizo is this bad. light up tranny
>>145416144im lighten up these demons rn bud
>>145416148ogey
can't believe flames and islanders and knights all lost on the same night :\
My Flamies aren’t exactly be running boptimal business these days but I’m thinking there’s a future in this city. The Flames will end up being a team wanting to play against.
happy halloween retards
Happy Diwali Samir
The faggot across the street has had a 30' skeleton on his lawn the past month.
no milly? i'm kwabbin out
>>145416631it was a good night :)
Chinese niggas are the future of hockey so it seems. I support this idea.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>145417402morning>rags
Morning fellow Clubbsies :) Have a good day — we run this league
>fumes
Lets wrap this up folks
>>145417584Cope. We still have three high quality posts remaining
Good morning /hoc/
mornin, babe *kisses you*
*slewfoots you out of bed* Wake up sleepy heaad
new>>145417654
>booMy morning Dubois is on the way
>>145417659It's 3 in the afternoon
