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/hoc/vious: >>145397430
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april 17 2022
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bud1
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my avies! :)
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>>145406602
>>145406629
Bud raped you
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im a hater
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my avies :(
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>TSN shilling Hyman for Canada's first line

kek it's fucking over, enjoy the trophy 'muricans
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My penguins ):
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>finnish goaltending
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my blue jackets :)
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>>145406654
trust us goy hyman is elite
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>>145406644
this
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>the city of Denver
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>>145406659
when will they learn?
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>>145406628
Hockey Girl would have absolutely zero problem ranking her teammates' compete level from 1 to 23
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>>145406654
but he scored a gorillion goals last year, he deserves it :^)
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>the city of raped retard
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>>145406617
>>145406619
>>145406644
>>145406674
It's really windy in here. Must be this season's monsoon
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>>145406666
>>145406666

>>145406666
>>145406666

>>145406666
>>145406666
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>>145406629
56 days until christmas
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>be flims
>get raped by mormons
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>>145406704
stop being a raped attention whore
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i'm going for a walk
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>>>>>>>>the place known as finland
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>>145406720
My yetis are heading to playoffs
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>>145406736
your avies :(
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Which of the canadian provinces is the most ideal for the man who hates ice hockey and wants a province where the NHL can never come in any way?

I don't care what province it is, I just want a Canadian province that never gets to have a team in the NHL.
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>
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i was raped by a fat weeb and i still seethe about it to this day because i try so hard to be liked on /hoc/
>but alas, i am the raped bitch
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>the shanty town of denver
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It looks like the Jets gave up.
That or they're playing with their food and they're going to obliterate Detroit in the third.
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>>145406755
holy shit... he finally admits this. bud has truly 1
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>>145406753
it's shoving a rusty pickaxe up your asshole you retarded brown fuck
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my avies.. :((
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>bud1
now and forever
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>>145406775
this
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>>145406775
Stop replying to Fernando you retard.
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>>145406736
stay warm!
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the avs are trading for crosby
e5 btw
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avies have given up about the same amount of goals as the shorks so far this year
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>>145406771
You're right, it couldn't be that the teams improved slightly and the coaching can change direction when they need to
>It couldn't be that... at any rate, Go Team Red
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Leave it to my Islanders to make Merzlikins look elite.
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>>145406821
that's a very grim stat
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>>145406799
>>145406775
I just want a Canadian province where they never get to have a team in the NHL

I don't care what province it is, I just want a province where the NHL can never get to
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>>145406740
suomi :DDDD
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my avies... :(((
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>>145406840
just like my oilers a few days ago
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>>145406835
you're a raped retard
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>>145406845
Love salmiakki, love apparently real art that looks like aislop
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>>145406820
I know mackinnon and crosby want to play together but neither of them have a team that can make playoffs
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>going through all that visa work to let in 3 goals
i do not know why this is his first game of the season though, what the fuck were they thinking
>>145406845
fuck i remember trying one of those black licorice candies and it tasted like pure salt, i'll never forget the putridness
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>>145406843
i just answered your question, take a pickaxe, preferably old and rusted, grasp it with two hands behind your legs, and with an emphatic piercing motion stick the blade directly up your rectum until there is no more flesh to pierce
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the pens are last in the east
the shorks are last in the west
they played each other in cup not long ago, bros
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>>145406753
hey bro how do you feel about the blackhawks and devils?
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don't worry islanders, latvian goaltending will allow a softy in with about a minute left
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Hope this doesn't come off dickish but I bet big against the Avs tonight, and I freaking love the avs. This lineup is just actually fucked. Kiviranta is a playing first line right now- A horrible defenseman is play wing on the third. Feeling prescient.
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Hope this doesn't come off dickish but bud1
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>>145406821
grim
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>>145406629
I want a cig now
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>>145406897
downvoted
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>>145406884
Come on, I just need a province in Canada where the NHL will never be able to reach.
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>>145406897
enjoy with winnings
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>Parker Kelly is the Avs' 3C
Holy fucking grim.
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>>145406638
Ouchies
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>finnish goaltending
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JACKETS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>145406939
raped
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>kiviranta on a top line

this is some poverty stuff right here, how did colorado get in this situation
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>>145406927
sorry I can't help you with that, lad
I recommend against smoking, for lots of reasons
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>>145406991
they lost all the depth that won them the cup in 2022
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>>145406955
It gets worse.
>his linemate is Oliver Kylington
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I don't think the Islanders are a good team.
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teddies
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>>145406927
Does fart actually mean speed in Swedish?
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>>145407030
They need to trade barzal for ryan hartman
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>oilers and islanders making Merzlikins look elite as fuck in the span of 3 days

stop that
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>>145407030
that's so Just Like My Islanders
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>>145407030
>>145406753
>>145406843
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>>145406886
8 years is almost a decade. With all that's happened in the world it feels like a lifetime ago.
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>>145406602
No amount of Garypuck will stop the Jets. There’s literally nothing you can do. You can choose to either cheer for them or cry.
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My Jackies are gonna win the metro
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>w4ngs
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>>145407087
they are playing great hockey and have the actual best american player
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>>145407030
horvat can't finish, the lines are a mess, there's no QB for the PP, and there's just simply no offensive weapons anymore. depressing team, depressing home atmosphere.
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>>145407038
Yes

Subban means the bitch too
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>>145407030
It's fine bud says duclair being out is the reason my islanders can't score so once he's back we'll be on track to win the cup!
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My Jackies are winning the cup
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>>145407087
we'll see who's crying when the ploffs come around
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how many times have the islanders been shutout now?
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>>145406933
Why. You’re looking in the wrong country bud
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my blue jackets
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>>145406991
>permanently missing captain
>elite 1st/2nd line guy is suspended
>2 other 1st/2nd guys line are injured
>what would be the Avs 3rd line is decimated
>the one 3rd line guy that stepped up when he played on the 1st line is now out for at least 2 months
>shit "starting" goalie
The only thing that's intact are the defensemen, and they're shit outside of Makar and Towes.
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>>145406897
hearing people talk about their turds is more interesting than their bets.
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Call it the jailhouse rock because Elvis was a brick wall
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devils should trade for evans if lazar is going to be out
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>>145407181
Bet everything you have on them going over Winnipeg in Columbus on Friday. Guaranteed money.
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>>145407260
I forgot who both of these people are lol
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>>145407135
jen
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APOLOGIZE
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>>145407214
You should have seen the Marner I took this evening. Air purifier worked overtime on that one.
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>>145407179
our clubsies :)
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>>145407268
they've been hilarious against canadian teams so far so it will probably happen
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>>145407132
And they have nobody to blame but themselves. They got too comfortable and never tried to actually shake up the core. If they didn’t get COVID, this team is in even worse shape. Pageau’s contract is garbage.
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>>145407246
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>145407316
If you farted into the air purifier would it die?
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>>145407203
:(
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>>145407169
I was once told that Prince Edward Island would be my ideal Canadian province

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/134243646/#134248843
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/131206904/#131208535
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/129849297/#129850674
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my avies! :)
makar!
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MAKAR IS ELITE
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ded wongs
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>>145407141
You already struggled to score with him. They aren’t good. Maybe I gave them too much of a benefit of the doubt but they actually look terrible. Hint: you really can’t keep playing in the NHL with that bottom 6, and stapling Holmstrom to your best players as well.
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Neal Pionk is from the State of Hockey
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>>145407316
Have you been eating enough fiber?
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>blowtani
how do you say KWAB in mandarin ? lol
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>>145407166
Four times now
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>wing5
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Why is the lighting in the Utah arena so dark lol
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my habbies are in d.c. tomorrow
i hope they get out before you know what
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Dustin Wolf
In my soul
Making saves on cruise control
Do it all to get them off their feet~
Crowd is here
About to blow
Waitin for me to start the show
Out the tunnel, lights go up, I'm home
Whoaaaaa
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>>145407496
OWARI DA
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>>145407345
yeah i honestly have no idea where you really go from here with that roster. you're in a 'win-now' mode so committing to a rebuild would be pointless, but absolutely nothing is working right now. the roster is a bit better than how they're performing currently, at least being a bit generous to them, but it's still horrible.

may god help the 4 islander fans out there
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business idea: replace yzerman with trb
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my jackies are in a wc spot
>>
i think the puck tracing line they put on the screen sometimes is fine and viewers should have the option to turn it on. and turn commentary off.
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>>145407609
/trb/ is a soccer general they won't know how to manage hockey
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>>145407611
they will make the playoffs as long as people's shoulders stop exploding
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how the fuck do you see the puck
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are (You) excited for the 4-nations face-off?
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>>145407664
Where is Team North America
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if you can't see the puck then you simply need to increase the amount of pucks in play desu
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F L A M E S
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>>145407664
Fag Nations
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>>145407654
neither does stevie
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Flames are crashing back to Earth
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>>145407664
i'm excited to some degree to see sid and mcdavid together
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>>145407733
Crosby is an old man
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>>145406602
>Jets
Lmaoooo you can’t stop them
Gary is shitting his pants
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>>145407654
>>145407720
canadian premier league superior
https://canpl.ca/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Premier_League

NHL inferior
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My Yankees are blowing it jlmi
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remember when the flames were 4-0
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>>145407664
I'm excited to see Canada's stacked roster but I doubt that I'll get tickets
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yankeesbros..
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>>145407733
MacKinnon, Crosby, and McDavid together. Insane, might be the best line since Lemieux, Gretzky and Hawerchuk
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Stay in your favela eating sewer rats, untermensch.
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at least the yankees scored, unlike my islanders
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>>145407865
Then teams started to figure out how to gel together and play and then >we didn't have a chance.
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I <3 Dean Evason
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>>145407894
even if they will shit goaltending it will be amazing
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Yzerplan?
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>>145407664
Only having 4 teams is mid. They need Russia and at least Czechia. Even teams like Switzerland and Slovakia can cause an upset or two. 4 teams is literally not even a tournament
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>>145407999
>>145408000
checked
checked
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My islanders
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>>145408013
Simply isn't legitimate without at least Russia and Czech Republic.
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trust the yzerplan, he just needs 2 more years
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>>145408013
The kikes said no Russia.
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>>145408000
busted
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>>145407664
russia not being there is lame and everyone knows it
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>>145407894
hopefully both bedard and crosby make it to '26 alongside mackinnon and mcdavid that would be kino
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>>145407596
The bigger issue is Lou has no interest in any rebuild. I already know Eiserman is being shopped, and Eiserman isn’t even that good since he’s another Bellows/Wahlstrom clone. Should’ve taken that Finnish dude but nah son, more USHL guys!
>>
>locked
gary's plotting something
>>
I had to wait 15 minutes to post because this site is gayer than AIDS. But I wanted to compliment you Utah bros on that anthem singer. She is just terrible but I love her 80s hair.
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you waited 15 minutes for this shit post? KEK
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>tfw knight time
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>>145408086
you mean sweden and finland
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>that zesty flames fan with the beanie
yowzers
>>
unlock it gare bear
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my blue jackets have a winning record
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takagi is being raped :(
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>>145408418
reminds me of that chilly easter eve'nin
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>dad's watching the world series (not a baseball fan btw)
>bring up hockey
>goes back to talking about the world series
Bros.. it's over..
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>>145408308
utah vs calagry is basically a holy war. godless shithole with an unsolvable sewer problem
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>>145408513
frank admission: i'm also watching mlb
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lol the flames and islanders lost kwab what pathetic organizations
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>>145408305
>sweden and finland
Yes, kikes.
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>>145408280
I close my window and wait 15 each time.
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My Utah Clubsies are fun to watch :)
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>>145408513
reminder that hockey is losing to mlb and mls kwab
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>>145408513
the world series is far more interesting than regular season hockey
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>in b4 Kongs get smoked
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>>145408634
i'm literally betting on it
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>>145408660
Literally?
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>145408568
yea.
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>>145408698
yes. so far i've won on jackets and jets. lightning looks good atm. knights up now.
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Oh wow they got the Mario sound effect too. I hope Miyamoto is getting royalties
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>>145408660
Smart lad
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>>145408615
speak english in america
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don’t reply to me you no milly having bitch.
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>>145408787
based samefag confessor
>>
Reminder there is no OTA or streaming TV method of watching the Clubbies in SLC. You MUST subscribe to his dog shit streaming service
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>>145408819
I have this clown world so fucking much
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>>145408831
Why do you have a clown world anon?
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>>145408819
Or you can watch on hockey.tv
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>>145408787
I donot have one million dollars but I have lots of beers my friend.
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>>145408860
that's besides anons point, friendo
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Canadian Tire makes life in Canada better
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Was being tied for last in the Atlantic part of the Yzerplan?
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My clubsies :)
>>
CLUBBIES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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my avies.... :((((
>>
battle kolesar and englund
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>1967
>>
bud1
>>
>ASSvs getting btfo'd by the bolties
lol
lmao
Lmfao
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why are the kings and knights playing so fast lmao
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>salt lake owner exposed for pro-semitic business practices
>suddenly 3 clubbies bots deployed
curious, interesting
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>>145409067
Those three clubsies posts are all me :)
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>>145408625
Not this World Series, only game 1 was any good. This game doesn’t matter, it’s over
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>>145409009
Zoomerism
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>>145409067
cope there are a few of us
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how many more years until Wongz fans admit the Yzerplan was an complete failure?
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>>145409067
What practices?
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>>145409160
thrashers mentioned?
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>>145409187
That was horrendous goaltending on at least 2 goals. But the Jets are also just really good
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>>145409160
Did anybody really think the Perds' moves would work out?
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>>145409187
They already do admit that it’s no going well from what I’ve seen.
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Stars islanders flames. It’s hard thinking of more pathetic teams then those three neither have come close to a cup either this milly
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>>145406602
My wongs...
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>vegas or dallas plays
>guaranteed posts by dylan or copey and their mobs
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kings are a boring team
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>samsonov
Based retard.
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FO GOAL
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>>145406602
GO NUCKS
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>>145406602
Do you think he's got a boner going?
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>>145409398
fuck dylan no milly having bitch
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fug
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what the fuck happened to the avs
>>
Who are the good guys in a Flames and Utah game?
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>>145409608
bubonic plague
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>knighties down by 2 already
oh no no no no LMAO copey, how are you doing
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>>145409160
The point system is dumb. Just do 10 minutes 3 on 3 and if tied split the two points. Otherwise ot loser gets 0 points. Also, on OT you can't go pass the redline
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WHO'S NUCKIES?
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>>145409668
Both I reckon. Comfy game for comfy frens.
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>>145409608
shit drafting for a decade
six of their top nine forwards out
georgiev went to pieces
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>>145409608
no snow for almost the entire month
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>flames score
>no one posts about it
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>>145409668
Both are good guys. Either team winning is good
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/selkebound/
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tyler myers lol
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>>145409683
poor Luke
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>arty back in net
>lets in the first shot
DOH
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Has anyone seen two major penalties on the same play?
>>
Dirty faggot cocksucker Avs
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nucks really played the entire last ploffs with latvian david ayres in net lmao
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>>145409756
A real captain wouldn’t pose for a photo like that.
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>hit someone in the numbers into the boards
>not a penalty
Do they have a video of Gary sucking cock or something?
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>>145409837
And they blew a 3-2 lead to the oilers
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>>145409850
a real captain would call you a faggot
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>*royalty free black skinhead starts playing*
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>>145409683
lmao whats that thing?
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>calgary vs utahgary
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*bud1 starts commencing*
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Black Radiohead
>>
>
>>>
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i was raped
>and am terrified of burritos
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>>145409674
fine buddy just cracked open a beer how are you
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remember when eric staal concussed marc staal and ruined his career
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I wish they'd play Death Grips at a game.
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>letting jack hughes kill your penalty
sad!
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your brannstroms, your rundblads...
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>>145410054
are we gonna need to do a wellness check on you later
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is brannstrom still on the sens
>>145410118
cup chanps retard
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*points to a youtube compilation of McDavid's best goals*
i can do that
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lol
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>>145410135
No, now he is the 2nd most important defensemen for my Nuckies.
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>>145410144
What are the NHL's worst goals? I'm specifically asking for some fat guy falling down, and then a puck bounces into a net somehow
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>>145410160
bleak
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>>145410056
no
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>>145409833
get bent
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>>145410153
copey said he got a beer so ill let it slide

>>145410135
okay and? didnt answer the question esl (dont worry dylan is also brown like you)
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>>145410169
Loui Erikssons first goal as a Canuck.
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>>145410192
LETS DO IT
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Forget about goals. Which NHL player shoots the biggest loads is what I would like to know. Which one could fill me up with the most significant volume of elite professional athlete cum?
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Can't believe bradley treliving got rid of timothy shittergren for an actual player and picks
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>>145410169
my nomination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcKODNOU6yk
>own goal
>easily stoppable
>playoffs
>overtime
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>>145410248
crosby but it's not all going to be his
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>that puck battle on the penalty kill
I LOVE WATCHING PEOPLE STRUGGLING TO GET THE PUCK OUT OF THE CORNER I WISH FOR 20 MINUTES I COULD WATCH TEAMS BATTLE FOR THE PUCK EACH PERIOD
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If this post number is divisible by 1 I will be drinking tonight
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stankees going full oilers innit
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>>145410348
>>/pwhl/
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>>145410478
Hi dylan :)
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>900s post cooldown

Fuck off hiroshimoot you’re not datamining my email
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don't reply to me with horse shit ever again
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>>145410676
That shit happened to me the other day the fuck is that
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Oilers win when it matters kwab
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>>145406602
Canucks are looking garbage.
Tocc not doing a good job tbqh
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>>145410771
apparently it’s some antispam thing they tried on /v/, it accomplished literally nothing, and then they applied it site-wide anyways
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>>145410869
> accomplished literally nothing

just like my islanders
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>>145410892
grim, sad, and true
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>>145410869
>accomplished nothing
If it pissed you off, I consider that a win
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>>145410869
It started on /biz/ and worked because the board was legitimately like 90% crypto rugpull bots.
Problem is it only worked because they were bots, every other board is just retards and persistent retards at that.
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>>145410869
How do you know it accomplished nothing?

I figured it was something /pol/ implemented considering how much botting goes on there.
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>>145410869
it prevents me from rags posting at work on my phone, id say that is a loss

>rags
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Where the hell is Iain MacIntyre?
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>>145410977
Do you mean ZANE MacIntyre?
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hopefully somebody accosted jt miller and his family at the pumpkin patch this year because his game has been unacceptable
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>>145410944
conveniently after the aprils fool joke too
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>kwabgay ass golden kwabs
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>>145410973
/v/ is just as shit as before they did it, just proving >>145410944
it’s still filled with eceleb garbage
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SCAAAARRRRR MAKARRRRR
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imagine getting destroyed by a team that just lost to the shorks
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my avies!! :))
makar!!
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>>145411153
VPN off Dylan kwab
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>>145411215
they just didn't feel like playing tonight i guess
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Are these the two most stacked baseball teams ever in World Series
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I want to fug that girl in the Midas "no bs" commercial so badly
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makar is the only soft pussy player that tries
Too bad he’a a terrible defender
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>0-3
Copey wtf? The kongs just lost to the sharks last night, the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>145411271
I don't know. I'm a hockey guy.
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>>145411271
no
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>>145411054
I couldnt imagine the pain he's feeling this week :(
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>>145411289
Actually wrong.
Ivan Ivan is only one trying.
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>>145411293
We’re Costco guys
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>>145411271
>The two richest cities in the United States have stacked [sports team in a league without a real salary cap]
Absolutely shocked.
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>Samsonov
Lmao copey boilin' fr fr ong no cap
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why didnt baseballs championship deciding game get a sticky?
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>his stanley cup win is a regular season home game where the crowd is watching the dodgers on the tron
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i didn’t realize samsonov was the reddit knights backup goaltender this year until just now
lel
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Shohei Ohtani Is the barkov of baseball
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>>145411387
Stfu you no milly bitch look at the stars shit goaltending instead.
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>>145411451
whom's?
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my debbies :)
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Remember when /hoc/ said Hischier is a bust?
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Canucks PP is awful.

Tocchet is pretty good defensively, but damn he sucks on the offense.

In fact this whole game sucks.
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this is the devils cup
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pettershit is fucking garbage he belongs on team sweden at the four nations cup
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>canucks in charge of being good
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>>145411374
Yeah that’s the problem with MLB, the same damn teams have all the stars and are strong every year. So sick of the Dodgers and Yankees and about 3 or 4 other teams
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>>145411757
this is the nucks cope
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>>145411451
>stanley cup win
>regular season home game

Confused what this is
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>>145411819
Small market hands wrote this post
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doesnt matter still ahead of the flames in the standings
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Once petey signed that pay rise it’s like they have had an omen on them

But it’s okay, it’s Canucks hockey. It’s not over until the end of the 3rd period
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One must ponder how the outcome of tonight’s flames game may have been flipped if they successfully signed Oliver kylington
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not very cash money of the kings to kill hertl desu
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>>145411778
Petterson is fine. Its the coaching that is god awful.

When Boudreau was coach, he was scoring 100+. Now they got this fucking "system" and will not allow any sort of flex or creativity like they did before.
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mormons soaking the flames rn
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>>145408513
I switched it on Monday to the World Series when my oilers were getting shit on, I struggled through 3 at bats before I totally lost interest.
What a mess of a sport
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all the bad guys winning
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>It’s only October, but the league’s average save percentage hasn’t dipped below .900 since 1995-96 (.898). As of Tuesday, though, it’s at .897!
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Lmao Garland just got worked
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>>145412195
The living puck era
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This is wolfs first lost this season
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>>145412195
gary roided puck era
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>5’8 garland fighting
Love that man
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Huberdeau needs to score some goals to get the Flames back in this game
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Oh yeaaaa haula! Put that MAGA cultist in his place
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>>145412312
The only Canuck who shows up every game.
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Whats tocchet going to say after this game?
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I thought the Flames were legit. I thought they were contenders?
Are you trying to tell me they only started off strong because they played against the gayest of retards?
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>>145412459
So does hughes
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if you watch the jew stream you get shots of fans and players sitting around instead of commercials
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>>145412500
The gayest of retards would be my islanders
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>>145412500
Just like the stars kwab
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>>145412365
He has a lot of intangibles. Point production is secondary
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gary roided bussy era
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>>145412567
His guts and hardworking metrics are off the charts
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Gary trying to Jew my debbies out of a goal
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>0-4
my debbies
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Wolf ain't ready
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Canucks playing like shit lmao.
We are clearly a lost team without demko and joshua
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Flames and Canucks getting their ass kicked. Canada isnt good at hockey today
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The honeymoon is over.
You now know what to do.
Do it well.
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>today
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>>145412763
Why would anyone care to try if the highest paid player on the team (5th highest in the league) doesn’t care.
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>>145412763
Silovs has been garbage this season. Think its time to consider putting him down in Abby, and bringing up Patera.
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why dont the canucks ice cleaners wear little skirts?
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knights goin kingslayer rn
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>>145412837
says more about the coach than the team.
The best period the canucks played was the first of the season. Then some bad puck luck, tocc decides to throw EVERYTHING out the window so he can have more defense.
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>>145412867
Whores cleaning the ice is a sunbelt tradition.
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>>145412792
i'm feeling threatened
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The Canucks just gotta work harder than them, okay?

You know what’s hard work? Going through a divorce, she’s trying to get all my money now. She can have half of it, I don’t give a shit. The other half, hard work, mine! Some guys on their team are fuckin’ divorced. Three guys there, who’s fuckin’ marriages are in the fuckin’ toilet.

Canucks gotta be fuckin’ triceps, biceps, arceps hard!

Greek fuckin’ underground gay porn hard!
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I was called a retard for saying it probably was a poor long term decision to grind wolf down on his first contract and wheel him out for 40+ games behind league worst defence.
He is going to be stunted or broken by the end of the season
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>>145412872
he was all boned up for his sister in this scene
just like my islanders
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>>145412977
thats not why you were called a retard
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That dressing room better need a new paint job after this period

Play after play where one stride would make all the difference and everyone has their freaking heads in the clouds

I am not often mad at this team for effort, but this is not acceptable
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>teams that lost
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KONGIES

based Fialatard
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Your 2025 stanley cup chapmions
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>bitch that was raped
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Last minute of play in the wungo dungo calabungo
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planet retard larper is back
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>>145413147
Maybe once they implant McGaykid's bionic bussy he tragically injured getting gaped by the Teds.
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>>145413172
Welcome back
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dustin wolf sucks cost me 20 bucks
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Nothing to awoo about
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>>145412977
He's 5'9" he's already stunted
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>>145413215
I wanted gonnor mcavi to gape my holes after his hockey games but he injured :(
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>>145413225
your own hubris & inability to do the eye test cost you $20
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cursed game desu
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I saw Jennifer Botteril on my TV she scored lots of points in college hockey and she owes me her pussy
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Lou should fire Roy tomorrow while all the media is focused on the Yankees losing the World Series
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>my flamesies
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not watching this anymore bro's logging in to diablo
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>>145413379
roy didn't make the roster, lou did
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>>145412952
You are safe fren
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also put on nxt then now forever
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>win 5 in a row to start the year and prove the doubters wrong that you're a rebuilding basement dwelling team
>lose a single one game
>immediately implode and never win another game since
soft af, the flames are
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>>145413412
I heard Roy is angling for Lou's job
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if current points percentages were playoff seeding:

A1 Tampa Bay vs. WC1 Columbus
A2 Florida vs. A3 Ottawa

M1 Washington vs. WC2 New Jersey
M2 Carolina vs. M3 New York

C1 Winnipeg vs. WC2 Seattle
C2 Dallas vs. C3 Minnesota

P1 Vegas vs. WC1 Los Angeles
P2 Vancouver vs. P3 Calgary
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>canucks show up and score each shot they make in the 3rd and win
I wanna believe
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how did the coyotes just suddenly become so good without any sweeping roster changes just by moving cities?
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>my
>utah
>clubbies
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>>145413533
they were already decent and constantly getting better
you just never paid attention to them
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>>145413533
they aren't that good
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>>145413562
>back to back sub .500 seasons
>they were already decent
retard
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Columbus will meme their way to a wc spot and there’s nothing you can do to stop it
Shoutout to the pongs, islels, and trust the yerplans for being terrible
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>>145413533
They were ok and had some good young players. Change of scenery plus everybody being pretty shit this year.
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>>145413533
they were ok last year but they fell apart in the second half. they manage to get some nice pieces since they gutted the team a few years back.
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>>145413533
Because the team isn't being cucked with shithole minor league facilities anymore. And actually has a proper standard of utilities that were a given for any team that wasn't the cheap ass arizona ownership group.
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>>145413585
Red wings have entered the never ending rebuild like the sabres
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>>145413583
>trapped in the never-ending prison of the Enlightenment
>everything must be forced into and understood through statistics on a spreadsheet
>if it can't be expressed in numbers from an Official Source™, then it never happened
>qualitative assessment lies discarded by the roadside, and the eye test is relegated to myth
get in the fucking crystal, you worthless bugman
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>>145413654
they've been shit for 30 years bud
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>>145413525
It's October
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>>145413676
cope we had a deep playoff run once
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>>145413400
kwab
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>>145413680
yeah well ya know I just thought I'd do a little something fun on this Wednesday, October the 30th
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subban has become the male version of this
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>>145413709
Stay worked dylan
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WAKE ME UP
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disgusting showing from the canucks
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>>145413948
WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIIIIDE
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The Canucks have ruined Halloween.
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Canucks should’ve kept markstrom. They’re goaltending sucks.
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>>145413959
CANT WAKE UP
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my debbies :)
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Kings bros our Kings and Dodgers have defeated the evil empire this century.
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>>145414092
The Canucks medical staff is shit. It took them so long to figure out what is wrong with Demko that it was too late to find a goalie.
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the canucks exist solely to torture people
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>ynr when /hoc/ pro scouts thought demko and knight were doing to be the next stars of the nhl
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big talk from a man who can't even control dylan
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a grown man named dougie
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how will shannon cope this time
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>>145414122
Lets go bro!
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Quinn is absolutely going to the Devils as soon as it’s possible
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Why is every goalie and defense so shit this year?
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>>145414290
Didn’t that retard sign a big extension
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>>145414355
UFA in 2027.
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debbies win
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>>145414294
Skaters are getting better every year, goalies will have to adapt. You saw it in the late 80's and through the 90's, goalies had to change their entire system to avoid being a sieve. I'm not sure what changes you'll see but you see goalies dropping into butterfly much later these days, almost as if we're seeing a return to stand-up goaltending because all these kids just want to bar down or take the tendies head off.
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certified bud moment
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>>145414406
Sad
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>the team with more jews won
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my blue jackets :)
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>>145414912
You had to sacrifice Johnny Hockey to turn around the franchise. You are not cursed anymore.
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>>145415001
>johnny dies
>suddenly they can score a shitload of goals

Really makes ya think doesn’t it
Really it’s bc they ditched that absolute nothingburger of a coach they had last year but it’s still funny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us7IdaqO7bg
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What did /hoc/ analysts think of the liljegren trade?
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>vega55
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>>145415078
My analysis is
>laffs
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>midweek graveyard shift /hoc/ poster
don't exactly need your GED to get that job
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>laffs
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>>145415104
>regular season
KWAB no milly
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>>145414481
stinky quadroon
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if utah wins the cup 2% milk is going to cost $7 again
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>>145415305
price of the bag goin up
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>>145415078
Matt fucking Benning is gone. Hallelujah. 2nd worst defenseman in Sharks history, and there have been some horrible ones.

Good luck with his constant fuck ups, Toronto. You're gonna need it.
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>muh heckin' no milly
Shut the fuck up already
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kwab dylan's worked again lads
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>>145415442
No milly
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just took a gunky sharks
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New york is a stinky disgusting city and state that will never win anything in any sport as long as I live
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no millard
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>>145415617
false he works for my knighties
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Is homesickness a valid reason to terminate your contract as a Canadian?
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>>145413525
Matchups in the East would be grim. All of them are a ratings nightmare for Gary except Carolina-New York.

All the West matchups would be bretty based tho
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these ain't my daddeh's clubbies
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>>145415749
lets be honest even in a car/nyr matchup carolina would just get swept and nobody would watch
It’s what carolina does
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>knighties and assvs lost
lol
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>>145416117
>the teams he hates losing a regular season game is his cup win
kwab no milly dilly
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>>145416133
c'mon copey not even starschizo is this bad. light up tranny
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>>145416144
im lighten up these demons rn bud
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>>145416148
ogey
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can't believe flames and islanders and knights all lost on the same night :\
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My Flamies aren’t exactly be running boptimal business these days but I’m thinking there’s a future in this city. The Flames will end up being a team wanting to play against.
>>
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happy halloween retards
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Happy Diwali Samir
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The faggot across the street has had a 30' skeleton on his lawn the past month.
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no milly? i'm kwabbin out
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>>145416631
it was a good night :)
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Chinese niggas are the future of hockey so it seems. I support this idea.
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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>>145417402
morning
>rags
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Morning fellow Clubbsies :) Have a good day — we run this league
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bud1
>>
>fumes
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Lets wrap this up folks
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>>145417584
Cope. We still have three high quality posts remaining
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Good morning /hoc/
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mornin, babe *kisses you*
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*slewfoots you out of bed*
Wake up sleepy heaad
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new
>>145417654
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>boo

My morning Dubois is on the way
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>>145417659
It's 3 in the afternoon
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