>Lap:#7459>Countdown to Saint Paul GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>145398654>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:226 (223 starts)>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:199>Max Verstappen Grands Prix since last win:10>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan88>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 362 (+8)NOR: 315 (+18)LEC: 291 (+16)PIA: 251 (+4)SAI: 240 (+25)>2024 WCC StandingsMcLaren: 566 (+22)Ferrari: 537 (+41)Red Bull: 512 (+8)Mercedes: 366 (+22)Aston Martin: 86 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 1323.02 (+93.11)HAM: 1175.70 (+40.00)RIC: 1027.45>News:Alonso to arrive late in Brazil after treatment for intestinal infectionMax Verstappen accused of Dick Dastardly tactics by former world champion Damon HillHerbert: Mexico penalties “won’t stop” Verstappen aggression towards Norris - "We still have a lot of interesting racing coming our way"Marko throws in the towel over Red Bull F1 title hopesMercedes forced to halt F1 upgrades as crash damage costs biteLas Vegas GP announces 44% discounted 'Lewis Hamilton package'Ayao Komatsu rules out Haas sale to new F1 partner Toyota
gimi
amx
>You now realise Checo replacement rumours is a red bull negotiation tactic to get more money from his sponsors.
>>145417593>here's your stewards bro
>>145417619a disturbing lack of a diversity quota
AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SPOOKED
migu
spoogy gimi sgeletons :Dalso wat is with de captcha??? :DDDDDD or is jus me? DDD:
>>145417618her blowjob videos are so good
>>145417619So will he be steward at every race from now on?
>>145417663source me up senpai.
Don't know much about Brazil. But the only two Brazilian guys I ever met had the biggest dicks I've ever seen. Like Outrageously sized.
>>145417686Yeah they probably got that from their mothers.
>>145417686Why did you inspect their genitals?
>>145417651some new gimmick to counter mutt election bots/spam
>>145417685https://pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2933481
>>145417686The poofter of portsmouth
>>145417728
>>145417686The pecker-watcher of Penistone
>>145417686The sissy of Sussex
>>145417686the inspector of ipswitch
>spooptext
>>145417618The organizers of the mexican GP already said they don't give a fuck if perez get replacedThis after saying they were making liberty media protect perez after the SPA where verstapen mom said "perez would be out after the summer break"
>>145417709>>145417738>>145417755>>145417768>>145417781Well if you saw an elephant just walking around you'd probably look wouldn't you?You wouldn't call yourself 'the elephant watcher of Exeter'
>>145417686So this is why faggots dickride Senna so hard.
>>145417686reminder that it's impossible to discuss f1 without discussing penises
What's with all the fat middle aged anglo youtubers yelling at clouds as of late?
>>145417821the amateur attenborough of acton
>>145417858ask him on his opinion about Ricciardo's fastest lap in Singapore..
Checo is not that bad and I can prove it
spooked ya
>>145417920>spooked ya
>>145417932NODON'T SEND ME TO VALENCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>145417920
>>145417619Is Herbert the Scott Foster of F1?
not a fan of halloween
>>145417963because you are scared? don't worry, skeletons aren't real
>>145417963This.satanic holiday
>>145417963real niggas celebrate walpurgis
Lando Norris is starving himself for the race against Max on sunday right now
Colabros... It's not happening...
>>145418043He's committed to exclusively slurping semen from now on?
>>145418043He hasn't a hope, amx has eaten nothing but minted peas for a month already.
Anyone feeling SPOOKY today?
>>145417990i celebrate whatever this is>>145418043source?
spooky gimi
>>145418087no I'm still white like every other day
>>145418053It's so colaover...
https://www.planetf1.com/news/lando-norris-should-crash-into-max-verstappen-juan-pablo-montoya-brazilian-gp>Juan Pablo Montoya believes the only way Lando Norris can get Max Verstappen to change his racing approach is to crash into him.
>>145418127based
>>145418127he's right, but it's too late to do it this season
>>145418127everyone knows that if you want to stop being bullied you have to hit back
would you? i would...
>>145418166I wouldn't......wear a condom or pull out
>>145418166that's anon's wife, stop posting her
>>145418166Nobels is alright.
>>145418127Hes right but norris is a pussy
>>145418127and end up like the senner in 89?
Neekeri (formerly Homolton)
>>145417663>>145417685stop gooning, it makes you an amoeba
>Williams did a farewell video for ColapintoIt's over, IndyCar it is.
>>145418248*tc2000
5 place grid penalty for AMX
>>145417307why can women do this and it's le funny but imagine a guy did the same for Sophia? he would look like a pathetic simp
>>145418268
First round of “WAGs wearing their slutty Halloween costumes” should be dropping in the next hourDrop one includes:>Alexandra Saint Mleux (Leclerc’s girlfriend)>Charlotte Siné (Leclerc’s ex who still posts a heart emoji on IG stories every time he gets a podium/victory) who has seemingly chosen a Dune: Part Two themed outfit>Lily HE Muni (Albono’s Chinese-American girlfriend)>Nina Gademan (Colopinto’s racer girlfriend)>Kelly Piquet (AMX’s 36 year old boomer)
>>145418166Wow, he actually looks good in a sundress.
>>145418262>will last for the rest of the seasonIt's over... Triple DNF incoming...
>>145418262this means that he wont be there to fuck lando over at the start of the race, so lando will likely winso he lando will hit the average points per race for 2 races in a row, since he will win, 25, and max will be behind the ferraris and mclarens, p5 10 points, 15 point differencestill lando has 0 chance at the championship
>>145418268>>145417307Related question: how can unmarried couples celebrate an “anniversary”?
>>145418262>Red bull believe Lol
>>145418248Fuck off, IndyCar's full.
>>145418287Just for being together.
>>145418284checo is gonna silence al the doubters and win the race for amx
>>145418259the amount of sadness is immeasurablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o26N8_bNvSw
>>145418248they don't like argies there
>>145418287There are other anniversaries than wedding anniversaries. They are obviosuly marking the death of a loved one.
>>145418262HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145418127kek that would actually be playing into Max' hands, for him it's all about stopping the bleeding for the rest of the races, and if both crash out, it's a net victory for Max
>>145418287my parentes never married and never had an anniversary
>>145418287anniversary of when you first got together innit?the girl who says she is my girlfriend has all those silly things remembered in her head, even has the exact date we first spoke to each other at a uni seminar
>>145418318They can't handle the slightly racist bantz.
>>145418315>Chevy
>>145418324Creepy fucks.
Will McLaren's car be fast enough to make up for Lando being a weak minded zoomer prone to choking it in these last 4 races?
>>145418262Interlagos is one of AMX's best tracks, rescuing some kind of result is possible. Hopefully Ferrari is faster than McLel
>>145418344Fuck off Fordfag
>>145418403Ferrari has the better drivers compared to McLaren, if their high altitude performance is anything like Mexico they will likely be going for the win.
>>145418127at least Norris wouldn't mistake the Red Bull carshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=OBesin-DZbY
>>145418411>FordfagMore of a classic Cadillac guy tbqhwyfamalam
Juri Vips
>>145418480i still believe lawson set him up
QUESTION: what’s our /f1/ strategy for if/when trick or treaters knock at our doors this evening?What is plan a?What is plan b?What is plan c?What is plan g?
>>145418480
>>145418501Anti-kid cannon device.
>>145418259>>145418315Welcome to TC
Johnny Herbert and Damon Hill are mind broken, buckbroken British “men” and need to be admitted to a mental asylum
>>145418501Pretend to be out.Pretend to be out.Pretend to be out.Pretend to be out.Pretty much what I do every day.
>>145418501We are checking
>>145418532>trick or treating>in greecewhy are you pretending this is an issue for you
>>145418480What corporate did to that man was unfair and dirty. Apparently that counts as a "slur" now too huh?
neekeri homolton
>>145418262how come he's the only one taking grid penals this year? remember how half the grid used to take peanlties every year in spa and monza?
>>145418501Had that happen last year. Was not expecting them, and had no sweets. Gave them some bourbons
>>145418501turn off the lights and wait for them to go away
>>145418544A few kids have started celebrating it the past two or three years.
>>145418572athenian?my condolences
>>145418562Anymore pictures of him?
>>145418587Must be the hottest man in the world
>>145418587her*
>>145418515How do I make that?
>>145418278can't wait for everyone to celebrate whatever it is halloween celebrates
FRANCOHHH!!!!!
>>145418624jajajajaja
>>145418166Balls deepIn me
>>145418732The slut of Salta.
Toranosuke "Tora" Takagi
>>145418732the bottom bitch of bahia blanca
>>145418547He was doing a mediocre job, the slur was only the excuse they were looking for to fire him.
>>145418788Shinji Nakano
I'm going to motorbike lessons this weekend
one-handed fduct through 130r?yeah, bring it on
>>145418880Fuck I was 8 away from greatness
Liam LessonLiam Lawless
>>145418880The deceased of DoncasterThe organ donor of OxfordThe fatality of FulhamThe pavement pizza of Plaistow
david's cool tard
Luciano Burti
>>145418937is that fisichella in the back?
Nobels becoming dating to Sir Lewis 2025?
>>145418955kill yourself immediately
>>145418919
>>145418951It's Wurz than that.
>verification not required text is the same color as the background>>145418939for me? it's enrique bernoldi>>145418951it's wurz with car number 6
>>145418982The worrier of Woking
the GOATand michael schumacher
>>145418955>hamilton dating a girl without cock
>>145418955I've heard vasseur has prepared a reunion with sutil for lewis
the "blue flag" meme destroyed F1
>>145418880do not whatever you do drop the bike at the end of the first lesson and panic so you grab the exhaust to pick it up without thinkingdo not...
>>145419051t. Sainz
>Herbert: Mexico penalties "won't stop" Verstappen aggression towards Norris
>>145419042>sutilForget it, he sleeps with the fishes now if you know what I mean.
>>145419088max inspecting this anon's butthole>>145418732 for any potential crust
>>145418732the pole smoker of Paraná
Good evening! Death to Zak Brown, Andrea Stella, Mclaren, Toto Wolff, Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes, Liberty Media, the FIA, Sky Sports and Pedonesia
>>145419116AND norrisbased
>ynr
>>145418732The caprichosa of Formosa
Ayrton SennerNiki Louder
its pathetic how hard they're trying to rig it for the british goblin
You WILL slurp the senna
>>145419144>rossibroke>LORD will stevenswoke
>>145419170Ayo. that's not his hair.
>>145419170gay or?
>>145419200it is, he just stopped using hotel shampoo
>>145419170this shirt is so fucking uglyi appreciate vetlel a bit more now
new skin on SP subway
>>145419224he looked mega hideous holy shit
so, /f1/?
>>145419243kelly, probably
>>145419242He's more handsome with a hat on.
>>145419243take a massive shit in front of lando's monaco appartment
>>145419243beat my dad up
>>145419239REMEMBER SENNA?!REMEMBER SENNA?!REMEMBER SENNA?!REMEMBER SENNA?!
>>145419243p
>>145419267You'll fly to greece just for that? Imagine the news, Max beats up random greek man.
>>145419274
>>145419170did they make senna blacker for that shirt?
>>145419299He meaning poo
>>145419243sex with charles leclerc
>>145419312It's bruising from the crash
>>145419263Would Lando even know who took it?
What are we thinking?
the spoopy dancing skelenton is scaring the bejesus out of me ladsF1 races for this feel?
>>145419088>Herbert is allowed to be a steward again in Brazil
>>145419431I haven't had a coherent thought in years
>>145419504Deep
>>145419325fujo of falklands
What's his expression trying to convey?
>>145419431Who are they?
>>145419548>trying None >is Hopelessness
>>145419548sadnessit'll be the last time he races in such a great track
spoopy
lechuck's new car
gaslybros...
>>145419587Uhhh that car taking regular petrol???
>>145419587looks like a lambo lmao
>>145419587he already crashed it
>>145419587>WOR
>>145419548Mixed feelings for Franco as he first complemented him in Singapore as a way to promote latam talent. Only for it to come bite him in the ass as rumours now spread that he'll replace him in 2 weeks time, allegedly.
>>145419587also, the Ferrari F1 cars will get this color once Hamilton joins the team
>>145419620I honestly don't think this is the case. Or well, if Franco really replaces him (I don't think so desu) it's better than nothing for him, since he's very supportive with the guy. Still, he probably knows that he could be replaced by him, and he voices his support for him. His performance has been very grim this year.
Oscar "The Iceman" Piastri
Remember what Checo told Susie Wolff to get back to the kitchen?
>>145419635The F80 already had a black strip.
>>145419239Where are Piquet and Fittipaldi?
>>145419772not brazilians enough
>>145419772Alive
ynr neguinho
>>145419772Too racist to advertise
>>145419772too based for this country
>>145419258fpbp
>>145419243iRacing
>Tsunoda: I'd be surprised if they don't consider Colapinto
>>145418919>rookie bike crash>organ donorA-anon...
>Lewis complimenting Cola, saying he's earned his place in F1
>>145420113>>145420215>even Max said he deserves a seatso much attention jesus
>>145419587We should eat the rich
>>145420275all of the divers are too lean for you to get any good flavor
monaco will never be a real country
Who will be the next Dutch person in F1?
>>145419587matte paint is completely played out, infact it has never looked goodas are black wheels desu
>>145419587>the Ferrari that wanted to be a Lamborghini
>>145419243Retire and move innawoods with all my money.
>>145420332Me.t. Former Rotterdam Resident
>>145420394I don't mean to be homophobic but aren't there a lot of Africans in Rotterdam?
>>145420300We should rape them then
>>145420413Yes. And in Amsterdam AKA the asshole of Netherlands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-3-BdBRLiwROTTERDAMOTTERDAM
>>145420420all of the drivers are too lean to plap
>>145420300you could suck on their bone marrow for sustenance
>>145420467Baste
>>145420479The Cannibal of Kingston
>>145420215britain loves argentina
>>145420528now I respect Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton from Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team.
>>145420528If only they had the same love for Brazil.
>Max Verstappen was asked whether he was going to change the way he races this weekend. >Verstappen: "It's my 10th year in Formula 1, I think I know what I'm doing."
>>145420528Franco is so handsome BRUH
>>145420525wait why the fuck did I read "too learn to eat"
This thread fucking sucks, it's not spooky enough.
>>145420582boo
>>145420582the brake devil
>>145420582spooky enough now?
>>145420582booh
>>145420596senner was so real for this
too much senna slurping this year
>>145417800>cheCOPErez
>>145420593Imagine if he didn't do this. Whole season is full of ifs.
>>145419243iRacing livestreamcall people bitch niggas
>>145419587>Wor8>Worried?
>>145420758would be kino
räikkös gimer
frango golabinto :DDDDD
lewis hamilton
>>145420732I remember in those debrief videos they do, they mentioned Hamilton actually did switch the magic off, but he flicked it back on again, when he quickly turned his wheel to avoid Perez.Which makes you think how they thought of having such a sensitive, race destroying, button so easily accessible?
>>145420732Imagine if amx's tyre didn't blow up in baku, shamilton would have lost points compared to him.Imagine if he didn't punt out amx in silverstone.Imagine if the mercedes strategy team didn't fuck up franceImagine if he didn't get outqualified by a fucking williams in spaImagine if he didn't abuse track limits in BahrainImagine if he didn't have the rocket engine in brazil + and extra half race to go "muh last to furst"Imagine if he didn't qualify like shit in monaco, start seventh, then finish seventh despite 2 people ahead of him retiring.Imagine if Bottas didn't punt out the 2 red bulls in hungaryImagine if he didn't go out in wet tyres on a dry grid in hungaryImagine if he didn't fuck up his start in Monza. The money badger won that race on merit.Imagine if he managed to overtake amx in the USA because of his better carImagine if he defended the inside in Abhu DabhiImagine if he didn't get a lucky red flag in Imola to catch up to everyone
imagine gimi if you will
>>145420984>>145420732cont.Abhu dabhi might have been a shitshow, but without a shadow of a doubt the best driver won. I honestly find it baffling how people who followed that season could believe that shamilton and amx were equally matched.
>>145420984Imagine if Perez wasn't a useless sack of shit for most of '21 and '24.
>>145421030most DTSfags didn't actually follow the season and/or don't know anything about the sport
>>145421038My imagination has its limits, sorry.
>>145421059hermano..
>>145421038(also useless for 22 and 23 put the car was good enough to compensate)Albon was as close to amx as Perez.
>>145421038Checo won Max the 2021 WDC.
>>145421030most people who are/were seething were britoid cucks who were mad that their trained monkey couldn't become the """""""undisputed goat""""""", even though it was 90% his own doing that it ended up the way it did, which realistically should automatically disqualify him from the goat conversation
>>145421079Checo wasn't useless in 2022 and he actually had weekends where he was close to Max unlike Alex.
>>145421125Mercedes pit wall clowning won Max the 2021 WDC
>>145421141Drivers have had worse seasons than Lewis Hamilton in 2021 and end up WDC.
>>145421125Bottas did more for Lewis than Checo did for Max. Not even counting Hungary.
remember mercedes faking pitstops every other lap?funny times.
>>145421125If checo defended in the first race like he did in abu dhabi you wouldnt say that. same outcome
>>145421177But Abu Dhabi 2021 was the one that mattered.
>>145421201that's retarded, there were more races in 2021 than just the last one
>>145421125>be uselesss 99% of the time>defend against shamilton twice, one of which did not even help>get hailed as minister of defence by retardsHe almost lost amx the 2021 WC by being invisible in most races. Defending twice is not "being there when it counts", he wasn't there all the other times it counted.>>145421143At the start of the season when the car understeered like hell. Amx still matched and even beat him in the races despite the fact that Perez prefers understeer and amx HATES oversteer.I'm fucking sick of people defending that slowpoke.AlsoBong flag >>145421125Bong flag >>145421143Is the bong media spreading this nonsense? I don't read them.>>145421176and?>>145421201Yes because we all know 22 race seasons are won in a single race. You have the memory of a goldfish.
>>145420588>>145420593>>145420596>>145420601Thanks for the spooks
>>145421232>>be uselesss 99% of the timeBottas was the one who was useless in Abu Dhabi.>>defend against shamilton twice, one of which did not even helpThe defence in Abu Dhabi prevented Hamilton from having enough time to box for new tyres to defend from Max after Latifi crashed.
>>145421201Aby Dhabi mattered because of the 21 races before it.
>Makes /f1/ seethe
>>145421367Will Mexicans still love him after that performance last Sunday?
>>145420332>mfw I have this figure
>>145417686What colour was it?
>>145417593>Las Vegas GP announces 44% discounted 'Lewis Hamilton package'Isn't that somehow racist?
chego
I saw the paddock pervert hiding in the bushes again. Someone should tell the FIA
>>145418166No, but very brave of you to say so franco
Wanted to watch the race but my dumbass son knocked over the TV again.
>>145421486Stop being mean to me.
brazil next
>>145421439The 3/5 compromise ticket deal
2021 was so kino fr
>>145421439>>145421539COMPED
>>145421270>Bottas was the one who was useless in Abu Dhabi.Because they'd used his engine as a development platform to see just how much they could tune Hamilton's engine.
>>145420878how dare you
>>145421538Not as complicated as Colombia's
>>145421538I just want 1 kilo
>>145421541fr fr og
>>145421173The actual truth that everyone ignores
>>145421541no cap, total banger af. That aura is still bussin fire
>>145421729dead ass
wholesome
>max is so based when he hits other drivers >LEWIS HAMILTON IS FUCKING DIRTY NIGGER WHEN HE HITS OTHER DRIVERS After Mexico you should be ashamed if you still support max
>>145421845>Gomas>Full wetyeah I call bs
>>145420984>>145421030Why do Verstappen fanboys act like 2021 was the first year a championship was influenced by luck or circumstances outside of a driver's control? Misfortune, racing incidents, strategy etc. are part and parcel of Formula One. As if Hamilton couldn't easily be a 9 or 10 time world champion in his career even without 2021 just by changing a handful of things outside of his control. It's part of the sport. What isn't part of the sport is the governing body fixing the world title-deciding race, which is what happened in 2021.
