Chelsea shills thoroughly rinsed
BLUD THINKS HES JACKSON :skull:
>>145419189>badiashitePretty sure that's Disasi getting in a tangle with Jorgensen
daily mail post>Man Utd 5-2 Leicester: SLEEPING GIANT AWAKENS>Ruud Van Nistlerooy the legend brings hope to Man Utd fans>5 KEY moments in the match at Old Trafford last night>Ruud Van Nistlerooy: I love this club!>Man Utd eye up Ruben Amorim as Erik ten Hag replacement>Head Coach or Manager: Which title do you think Amorim will receive?>Which coaches will Ruben Amorim want to bring with him to Old Trafford?>INS AND OUTS: The Man Utd players who wont be part of Ruben Amorims Manchester United side, and the players he may bring from Sporting FC
>>145419257Cant tell because im a racist northerner
>>145419269Anonymous is reminded that Man United are MASSIVE
>>145419244Based arseanal jinxer
No fucking way Chelsea actually spent all that money to end up with Dewsbury Hall and TosinThats actually just bonkers.
>>145419244Goldbridge is such a clown. Noticed even last night he couldnt accept Ten Hag was out of his depth. He keeps saying it "didnt work out" and then goes on a baseless tirade against the players claiming they keep getting the manager sacked. 80% of this team was bought by Ten Hag
>>145419353It didnt work out.
>>145419420....because Ten Hag is an idiot. Can barely speak English meanwhile Pep speaks 7 languages
>>145419353He wants to be the one who supported the manager when nobody else did, in case they turn it round, so he can be smug.
Honestly, love Halloween me. Only time of year children come to the door and I'm allowed to talk to them. Parents can't do anything because they stand at the foot of the garden. Might even try to touch one of their hands when passing them sweets tonight
>>145419044For me, it's the 1992 logo
>>145419445Ik ooktistic, please be patient
>>145419661/brit/ ahh post
Can hear them all outside, getting excited
>>145419353He was taking payments from ten hags agency to spin positive PR and probably still is
>>145419661Who are Swansea playing on the weekend?
>>145419661Put the trip back on
>>145419044To get a ticket to liverpools match at Girona you need to have been to all 27 of the last European away games including Russia, Serbia etc
>>145420600Liverpool fans have something of a reputation for misbehaving on away days in Europe
>>145420600oh boo hoo
>>145419044Wait.... do Europeans really celebrate Halloween?
>>145420652Make sure you renew your sky sports subscription again this season anon
>>145420665>not being committed enough to travel to 27 away gamesNGMI
>>145420653We are a US colony culturally. Our local culture only remains with the towns up north
>>145420727Atleast Halloween is fun and not American in origin. When you guys start celebrating Thanksgiving it is truly over.
>>145420727Yep the Poorth doesn't at all acknowledge Halloween. Lying twat.
Banned from /tv/ again lads. Replied to a Trump thread this time
>>145420727halloween is absolutely tiny here compared to america though and it seems to be less popular than when i went trick or treating in the early 2000s. in america they dress up entire neighbourhoods, it's pretty rare to see more than 1 in 10 houses with halloween gear here. up north, maybe it's different in Donedon
>>145420985seething southerner. Can’t even get gravy at the chippy
Halloween over hear is purely for the clubs now. Everyone just gets dressed for the city centre past midnight and gets pissed. Fuck all people do their houses and I've never seen a trick or treat going
>>145421121>I live among the Muslims Just say this. It’s easier
>>145421121that's a shame, best part of Halloween is being a kid, going trick or treating, and stuffing yourself with candy till your sick. As an adult it's just girls dressing up in themed lingerie because it's socially acceptable.
>>145419353He’s a such a fucking slimy cunt, if they’d lost the match he’d seethe about them being shit and since they won he seethes that they purposefully sabotaged the retarded dogshit manager he backed until it was literally untenable. He’s genuinely the most retarded faggot in youtube “punditry” and the fact he’s so popular is an indictment of how criminally spackerised the Manure fanbase is.
>>145420138Kek >>145419343Funnier they brought back Jwow Felix as well.
>>145421366He’s a fan channel and they’re all staffed by retards. You’d be hard pressed to find one that isn’t
>>145420641Remember the 97 la
>>145420641Can’t wait for sir Kier to arrest you saying this hate speech. Your thoughts on hillsborough have been recorded
>Erik Ten Hag went immediately on a private plane to Holland leaving family behind after getting £13m payout scumbag behaviour?
>>145421545not enough information contained in this headline to know
>>145421545Posting OLDs is Scouser behaviour
>>145421158>muslims drinkingOkay retard
>>145421041you monster
Can't shake the cycle lads
>>145421566He’s also bald
>West Ham's decision not to appoint Rúben Amorim in the summer was down to his lack of experience in managing a big club, rather than a financial one. lul
>>145423147Fuck off retard
>>145423147kys indy
>>145423147Come on Indy those kfc toilets won’t clean themselves
mad how indy was s tier itk and then he made a stupid tweet in the summer and dropped down to g tier
>van de ven out with a hamstring problem tottenham's season is officially finished
>>145423321he's been k tier for kfc since the start
>>145423593kinda odd how under the radar their being shit is going. guess fat ange lucked out with ten hag getting the sack, took all the attention
>>145423707Spurs in general don't get covered properly by the media - which would be fine since teams like say Palace don't either, but they're the only Big Six club that doesn't get held to a higher standard. No trophy in 17 years is just accepted as a jokey thing to point out by rivals but it should make their fans deeply ashamed plus it should be spoken about more by the media.
>>145423836the whole big six thing is dumb anyway, but putting aside my opinion of it being dumb for a second, wonder what it would take for the media to rearrange the big 6 (like villa being added in, spurs being dropped etc which i am aware would never happen but just wondering out loud). it's a stupid made up media term anyway, what are the rules? villa needs to finish top 6 for X number of years now they're top 6? or will they just add villa now, its top 7? obviously changes year over year but the past idk how many years it's really just the big 2 (city and liverpool) and now arsenal have made it a big 3
>>145423911should also clarify btw i thought spurs finished 7th last season, but they were 5th and 8th before so still big 6-ish
>>145423943RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!>RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!>RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!>RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!>RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!>RUBEN AMORIM IS A FRAUD!
>>145423965oh good, a portuguese lad. may i inquire, what is your leagues refund policy, for either players or managers?
>>145423707hate sounding like an arsenal fan but they're right about levy having friends in the media to blunt the criticism of tottenham >guess fat ange lucked out with ten hag getting the sack, took all the attentionfunny because ten hag won more points than ange in their last 35 league games or so
>>145423593oh godreckon thats it for him if he keeps getting hamstring injuriespace gonna goinjury pronecant head the fucking ball= dogshit
>>145423707umm angejust masterminded peps fiest loss of the season, little man>>145423836
>>145424054>>145424063u fink?
>>145424023>funny because ten hag won more points than ange in their last 35 league games or soand won trophies. not that im defending 10hag, just that, as we all know, the media spins it how they want it and i think it comes down a lot to how likeable the manager is. fat ange says mate in the press conferences, funny australian haha, they eat that shit up (same with klopp at the start of his liverpool reign although i think he lost the media likeability a bit at the end) but ten hag was just a very unlikable robot type character imo. not saying he's a bad manager because of it (he is a bad manager) but i think he got so much more hate compared to your anges and such because of it
>>145423836The whole "Big 6" thing only came to be to accommodate 115 Charges and the fact that Spuds were the one out of that CL chasing pack with Villa and Everton in the '00s that finally solidified their position with a couple superstar players right as the PL was cracking the US market. Spuds have an inordinate number of fans here thanks to that.
>>145423836>No trophy in 17 yearsFans will be protesting against the owners soon if this is true
>>145423075so they went with someone who has a couple months experience
>>145423996WHEN I SO NO, YO, YOU SAY REFUNDS!>NO
There's no way liverpool win the leaguea new manager doesn't come to the PL and win the league in their first seasonthey are doing worse than Spurs last season under AngeIt's between arsenal and city
>>145423593he's basically another bellerinaverage defender that gets hype because of his pace
>>145423075Does Sullivan legitimately think anyone believes that lmao
>>145424601you do realise they turned down Amorim right?
>>145423075>implying West Ham is a big club
>>145424545>a new manager doesn't come to the PL and win the league in their first seasonfactually wrong
>>145424629yeah, and Sullivan turned him down because he didn't want to pay
>de gea saving fiorentina again lol @shitizen calling him shit
>>145424868didn't want to pay for somebody he didn't think was good enough yeah, csn you not read?
>>145419044>wanted to make a new thread about celebrating MBE's birthday>oversleptoh wellhappy (belated) birthday Marcus
>>145425667biggest fraud in the game, doesnt deserve his own thread
how can you come up with Amorim's slander name?
>Liverpool officially register their interest in Eintracht forward Omar Marmoush (25). They have approached the player and management directly and they are now aware of their intentions of signing him (Bild)and so the darwin project ends........
>>145423147He's washed
>>145424545>they are doing worse than Spurs last season under Angeuntruethey have more points in the league than spurs did at this point, they're not out of the league cup, and they've won 2/2 european matches
>>145427506he's the single best defender in the league
maybe he should just retire already
>>145430569you could at least reply to my thread rather than stealing my screenshot
>bald fraud gets the boot>overwhelmingly positivity brings you back to good formall smiles
>>145430574maybe i will
>>145430569scheduling training around liverpool games? KEK
>>145430585i dont get his deal desu>decided not to sign a new contract from United with a lowered wage and no longer given an assurance he'd still be 1st choice for United>ended up not being signed by any club for 1 whole year because his wage demand was too huge for a washed up GK like him>finally got signed but his Fiorentina's wage pales in comparison with what he could've got from United had he signed (he's getting like 26kpw instead of the potential 175kpw)i mean if gametime is what he wants then fine, but did he really need to miss one whole season because you didn't want to lower your original salary demand?
>>145430610his contract was pulled by baldy at last minute. Id bet he was waiting for ten hag to get sacked early last season, like quite a few fans were, but then the news came of the INEOS purchase so no top decisions were made until the summer
Got the sack (in FM) for underperforming after winning the meme treble previous season (PL, FA, Caraboo). Guess I set the bar too high for myself in the first season. Tbf 8th place in February with Chelsea should get you fired anyway, so I suppose it’s only fair. What should I aim for next? Mid table and build them up? Foreign league? >>145430569>>145430607Kinda based imho tbqhwy
>>145430738a fun challenge would be helping your affiliate club climb the football ladder, i managed to get blyth spartans playing in the championship by loaning my wonderkids
The glazing and the deHagification have started
>>145430569But RAWK said he was the heir of Klopp
https://x.com/ManUtd/status/1852319368647938329?t=AmAlikAhsIkhMJZTNwQsSA&s=19Amorim announced
Says a lot about football (I'm not making a negative judgement because I'd do the exact same thing) that a manager can leave a good club and a job he's been a success in just to drop his pants for the first English club to look at you.I wonder how much more he'll be on at Yahnited
>>145431291Does /epl/ rate him or would or ather have Xavi or Southgate or one of the Portuguese coaches in EPL or whoever is currently coaching Bournemouth or Big Sam?
>>145431353>just to drop his pants for the first English club to look at youWell United aren't that club to be fair, that was West Ham. And it was them who turned him down, which makes it all the more baffling. Then he turned down Liverpool (lol)
>>145431365Yeah right enough but you get what I mean, the guy didn't even think twice before jumping ship. Must feel really shitty for big clubs in smaller league.
>>145431365>Then he turned down Liverpool (lol)He knew he could never replace Klopp's shoes. Which was a mistake, since God is carrying Slot so that Klopp can be exposed for the fraud that he is and Liverpool fans for the retards that they are for overrating Klopp and some of the players he brought and forgetting better players (although perhaps not coaches) that came before him.
>>145431374We are used to it. Even our prime-ministers do it.
>>145431286>RAWKcan you even still find lolcow contents there? i heard the moderation is absurd these days
>>145431394The moderation is what makes it so funny to read because they're left to be deluded amongst one another, it gets to insane heights sometimes
>>145431364He’ll be given the boot and a fat severance payday within 3 years like all the other chumps after Ferguson because the issues with the club have nothing to do with the manager. At this point, managers who accept the position have to know that this is just a 2 year gig to get fuck you money and then go somewhere else. One of them are going to be bothered putting in much effort because they know it’s just a temporary position regardless.
>>145431291Still in disbelief how manure chose a Liverpool, Chelsea and EVEN west ham reject without having any second thoughts, these new owner guys were desperate.First time I'm seeing a panic manager appointment at a club not involved in a relegation battle, although....
>>145431364He's a guy we've heard of but not exactly rating highly. He obviously did well to win the league with Sporting. It is an odd pick though, the only rationale is that he was signed purely to get a tune out of Bruno because that team is made up of Ten Hag's selections and will be for a good 3 more seasons.
>>145419353his name is Brent Di Cesare m8 and he's a paid actor reading from a scriptalso this >>145419972
>>145431419grim, so it has become a full blown echo chamber now?
>>145431436West Ham rejected him because they are genuinely deluded.
>>145430610>>decided not to sign a new contract from United with a lowered wage and no longer given an assurance he'd still be 1st choice for UnitedLol no. He agreed to a 175k pay decrease with the club. Signed his half of the contract and was told everything was good and he could go on holiday. Then, while De Gea is abroad, Erik blocked the deal before it was signed in house.
>>145431739ten hag was right not to give him such a ludicrous contract
>>145431436>Liverpool, Chelsea and EVEN west ham rejectHe also got rejected by Barcelona and Bayern Munich too. What's crazy is despite being linked to all those clubs, only one of them was willing to return his calls and they (West Ham lmao) rejected him in the interview. Oh and he had to apologise to Sporting fans for being a West Ham reject.
>>145431436liverpool never approached him
>>145431420>it's just a temporary postition
>>145431291so they're calling him Head Coach. Dan Ashworth has full control of transfers then
>>145431810Ancelotti got done dirty
>>145431651Yeah pretty much even down to they have a list of “approved sources” which is basically 2 journalists who the club use and every other outlet is rated Indy tier. Even mentioning the Sun will get an autistic meltdown from users.
>>145431774>Ten Hag was right Words that never should be said when it comes to signings>such a ludicrous contractTen Hag told the media the 200k p/w was still too much. Despite not bringing this up to the club and waiting until it was already agreed. And then waiting until De Gea is abroad... 200k is less than what Mason Mount would be given THAT window and obviously a whole lot less than the 50m they would be spending on Onana. Ten Hag wasn't right lol, he spent the money saved and more on worse immediately
>>145431810>ynr Kovac I’m convinced Salihamdzic was an ABB mole
>>145431856>Ten Hag confident of Manchester United revival without a lavish budget>without a lavish budgetErik Ten Lies from the start
>>145420653British tradition mate
>>145423075I still can't believe he's a West Ham Ham reject lol
>>145431856Glazer era has been a disaster. Let's see how INEOS' choice does
>>145431828i remember some of the users there will also go nuclear if you cite daily mail
To be fair to Amorim though, he does have 2 league title wins in the Portuguese League in 4 years.50% win rate is very good but it should raise eyebrows on why so many clubs passed up an opportunity to recruit him
>>145432028West ham almost had him
>>145431916The problem is eveyone in and around the club are utterly delusional. They seem to think whoever they bring in will just be automatically world class because they are Man United. My theory is that it’s because Ferguson did such a tremendous job with (often) very mediocre players, that everyone seems to think it’s something in the water at Old Trafford making everyone play better when they arrive, when in reality they just had one of the best managers of all time and they will not ever be able to replace him.
>>145432052And passed on him
>>145432285worked out well for them in the end
wouldnt it be interesting if football manager extended itself to football ownerkinda like rollercoaster tycoon but for football clubslike simulator just for all these economic aspects of building a club etcwould be intrestinyou had to hire managers etc rather than play as them
>>145432476Fock meThe lengths your imagination will go to so that you can avoid protesting ENIC 'finkin they should they make a game where i am enic' You're mad you are pal Mad!
>>145432418Why? Lopetegui hasnt been good
Amorim could be good but I can already see him playing all the classic United hits. Has a specific way of playing but reverts to 4-2-3-1 Oleball after losing 3-0 in his first game. Says there's no money to spend on improvements in January than blowing 100s of millions on the worst players ever in the summer. The players saying they love how strict or casual he is at the start before complaining he's too strict or casual as they down tools. Comes into the club with a lot of hype then leaves as a total fraud, his reputation forever damaged.
>>145432561>reverts to 4-2-3-1 Oleball after losing 3-0 in his first gameNo chance he'll lose 3-0 to fucking Ipswich.
>Liverpool has shown serious interests in Omar Marmoush, contacts have been made between respective parties and eintracht wants 50-60 million euros for the player (Plettenberg)>50-60 million for a bundesbabby>ynr keitano way they'll fall for this again
it's funny to see the /sp/ narrative be created in front of your eyes. this whole "West Ham rejected him" bit will be spammed for months on end.
>>145432542my god youre fucking thick
*smugly laughs at ABUs*
>>145432965He's only going to last for months?
>>145432965It's weird they were the one who rejected/fumbled Amorim and also were the final nail in Ten Haag's coffin. I'm thinking Sir Jim has got a double agent over there.
>>145432786>
>>145431833>Ten Hag told the media the 200k p/w was still too much.and he's right, the best contract he could get on the open market is 12% of that
https://www.thetimes.com/article/dd87548b-b46f-4eb3-8ee7-ab6524f51375 >Emails reveal senior Government ministers & British embassy in Dubai asked for updates on Premier League charges against Man CityWhat a shock
>>145433383this has been known for a long time, Simon Harris reported meetings between the home secretary and city football group also year
>>145433342I accept your concession
>hot young English prospect>gets called up for Chile>can't speak Spanish>changes name to Ben Brereton "Diaz" to compensate>form flatlines>changes name back to Ben Breretonpottery
>>145425610>believing the dildo merchant>everI have seen this man scrimp and cheap out for years and he has fucked us so many times going for the cheaper option
>>145432968Bit rude
>>145434897>Ben Brereton Díaz has now broken the Premier League record for the most games played in the competition without a single win.Wonder if thats at international level too because chile are kind of shit now too
>>145432819>big money signing on a forward from FrankfurtIf they let themselves join the list of clubs scammed by Frankfurt they only have themselves to blame
>>145432993ABU's are absolutely shitting themselves lmao
Not a fan of this 'pretending to be a United fan' gimmick.
>Step 1. Sign Amorim>Step 2. Sign Gyökeres >Step 3. ????>Step 4. PROFIT!!!No wonder ABUs are squirming and shitting themselves. On a hattrick tonight without 30 mins btw. That's 15 goals in 10 games so far.
>>145436983they 'ate us cuz they ain't us bruv
>>145437015that will be 100M plus tip
>>145437015Hattrick btw in first half. ABU's are fucking shaking.
>>145437049He wants out because Amorim is leaving, sorry lad, you'll accept £60m (£45m+£15m) and be grateful for it.
>£100m for a Championship Shitter, England: :|>£100m for a Championship Shitter; Portugal: :O
Yep there's the ABU seethe we've all come to love on nu-/brit/.
What happened to breakout striker Niclas Füllkrug
>>145437171the german grant holt just needs more time
>>145437171Got injured and returned to Germany for treatment only to be spotted on the German game show Klein Gegen Gross.
>>145437200>German Grant Holtexplains why he's shit
>Former Manchester United and Trinidad and Tobago striker Dwight Yorke has been appointed head coach of his home country.You just can't stop United from influencing everything in the world of football.
>Huddersfield lost 1-0 to non-league Tamworth due to a GK O.GHuddersfield FC gimmick anon b t f o.
>>145437244Hi, Dwight. How's Harvey, pal?
>>145437244reminder that his son is Harvey Price
>>145437372>>145437365Pipe down, ABUs.
sancho has the black ops illness like shaw
>>145437501I 100% believe it
where would fernandes fit in a 343 scheme? false nine?
>>145438190Hopefully not. I want to see more of hojlund in a proper setup. Easy to forget that he's only 21.
>>145438247hojlund would probably be a nail-on starter but the midfield situation is dire overall, a three man midfield under ten flops was getting overran every week let alone a two man midfield, i suppose an ugarte and mainoo/eriksen pivot would work but then hojlund would have to drop deep most games when eriksen isn't playing and i don't believe he would last the whole 90 minutes
>>145438371ugarte + mainoo or casemiro could work in his setup. playing 3 at the back will help, and yoro is an excellent passer.
>>145437501The greatest INEOS' decision so far, dunno how they scammed Todd to buy him but they did
>Rúben Amorim: "I asked United if it could be at the end of the season. It was what I wanted. United said no. It was now or never. So I had to make a decision. This is exactly the context I wanted [United struggling] because I can do things my way. There is no Sporting fan who wanted me to stay until the end of the season more than I did. But it wasn't possible. Some people say it's for money. It's not. Other clubs were prepared to pay 3 times more and I refused. This is the club (United) I wanted.">on the Sporting fans being divided; buying Sporting players in January): "I'm not going to come for any Sporting player in January. These years at Sporting have been the best years of my life. Everyone knows how much I loved it here. But it's not my farewell yet!"
>>145435833He didn't even get called up last int break, Gareca doesn't like him
>>145438631i'm glad they pressured him to come, no point in having an interim for 75% of the season
>>145438631>Other clubs were prepared to pay 3 times more and I refused>Any club>Paying more retarded wages than UnitedHas this club always been a beacon for liars?
>>1454390823 times compared to sporting wages not to united
>>1454370614 in total. Wonder if he’s actually genuinely good or if it’s just >liga nos
Okay that is some much needed clarification
>>145438631still think this guys gonna be way over his head, they needed a stop gap manager for a year or two while INEOS settled things and then get the real managerbut that being said even though he ditched sporting which im sure theyre upset about, cant fault his ambition. he saw the chance and took it.
>>145439267In any job you get to a point where you feel like you’ve reached the limit of possibility in your position. At that point the job gradually starts getting more and more boring, and I’m guessing that’s what’s happened here. He’s reached a realistic peak of accomplishment where he is, and he wants something new. Sure he could potentially take them even further, but he probably feels a little bored by it. >we always forget that these people are employed and doing a job. Maybe for the players they are in a pretty unique position, but a manager actually does do a lot of menial shit and it would probably feel very much like a normal job.
>>145439267>they needed a stop gap manager for a year or two while INEOS settled things what do you mean by things?
kek Tamworth are through to the 2nd round of the fa cup after beating Huddersfield with this goal
>>145438414Cope. Sancho is elite and will wreck manure on Sunday.
>>145439396That has happened to me before lol. The goalie was trying to punch it over for a corner and got nudged.
>>145439405
>>145439405he's united's loanee shitizen
>>145439405he will be sitting in his room getting carried
>>145439453also he's still sicksomehowdespite being an 'elite' athlete with professionals and doctors handling his diet
>>145439367i agree with your takes overall. if he's as confident in himself as he apparently is, he has to move on, and man united is one of the biggest opportunities he'll ever get>>145439395i meant that the whole squad is still rotten and full of shit players on gigantic contracts, if the new owners are serious they should spend the next 1-2 years getting those players off the wage bill and accepting they're going to be bad. if i were in charge i'd let van nistelrooy or whoever just run it for a year or two til all of that is sorted then bring in the real future manager to start making his signingsrealistically they are trying to do a brendan rodgers to jurgen klopp reset, but klopp had much less deadweight to get rid of. i think amorim is just going to struggle with the squad he inherits (and i hope he does struggle for the record i'm a /mug/ger)
>>145439477i disagree about the squad, it's not that bad imo. but regardless, if you appoint amorim when all the supposed deadwood is gone then there's massive pressure on him to immediately perform. getting him now means he can slowly make progress because anything will look good compared to 14th in the table, if they finish 6th for example it won't be seen as a failure.
>>145438190he should play as CM with the likes of Ugarte or Casemiro i think, having a back 3 behind him means despite being a CM he doesn't need to defend as muchI know Mainoo exists but he's still injured so.
Case will probably at some point play as CB as well because we know how unlucky CBs situation in United at times but at least with back 3 he shouldn't be as exposedAlso I can sorta see Antony as LWB haha
>>145439608>Casemiro alongside Maguire and Evansfund it
Lads is he an arab or something? Are we getting arab money now too? Or just arab fraudulence?
Actually proper hyped for this guy even though i dont know who he was.Didn't know who ETH was until he joined and now he's a club ledge.>>145439405Are we playing Chelshit? Lmfao we will rinse them with this new manager bounce.>>145437015>>Step 2. Sign GyökeresOh this is the one arsewogs wanted for some reason.No fucking clue why. He's white for a start.
“A message from Erik ten Hag:Dear fans,Let me start by thanking you. Thank you for always being there for the club. Whether it was at a game far away or a tough match at Old Trafford, your support has been unshakeable. The atmosphere at Old Trafford has always been electrifying, thanks to you. I felt it many times. Also in away games, it gave the team and me an incredible feeling to hear the United chants taking over the opponents’ stadiums, whether the game was in England, Europe or during the summer tours.I always enjoyed meeting Manchester United fans throughout the world. Walking the streets and being able to chat with fans in England, Europe, Asia, Australia, the USA - you inspired me and radiated a strong sense of unity. That’s what makes United supporters so special.I want to thank you for giving me this feeling and for your support. I also want to thank the staff in every department of the club for their unwavering support in good times and bad.We won two trophies - achievements that I will cherish for the rest of my life. Of course, my dream was to bring more trophies to the cabinet. Unfortunately, that dream has come to an end.I wish all Manchester United fans nothing but success, trophies and glory. Your support and the warmth I received from everyone at the club helped me feel at home.Thank you for this chapter in my life.Erik”.
>>145438631reckon he flew to london just to tell west ham he didn't want the job lol?
>>145439952>Of course, my dream was to bring more trophies to the cabinet. Unfortunately, that dream has come to an end.;_;
>>145439574>i disagree about the squad, it's not that bad imo.yeah its like challenging for europa league level squad, you're right (and 95% of english football fans would kill to have a squad thats challenging for any european spot) but its man united, if they want to challenge for titles they need a complete cultural reset, and if ineos is going to do that, i think they need a few years for that reseti can already see whats gonna happen, amorim is inheriting this shit squad, he'll try to fix it over the next transfer window or two, they wont perform well, then the media will be after his headmaybe im wrong and he's some legendary manager who will shed the dead weight and all their transfers next summer will be great and man united is back to its peak - i doubt it though, their wage structure is so fucked with shitters that they need to shed. sir marcus rashford a prime example, this guy should be cleaning toilets in turkey not on 300k or whatever the fuck they pay him.
kek kinda funnylast couple years before diss one i was so focused on spurs doing well getting high in table. would be distraught at silly losses. wanted us to win titlestill try watch all the games possible but now i dont even check the table keki have no idea where we areguessing about 11th
>>145439952Want to kiss his bald head. Wish him all the best desu, he took on the most brutal and rewarding job in the world and had alot of shit not go his way.
>Jürgen Klopp on Toni Kroos' Podcast: "The foul on Salah, we all know that he made it with great pleasure. I never understood his mentality. When I had players like that, I made sure they left the club."
Why didn't they give Van Nistelrooy a chance?
>>145441808they already did that with Ole. Relying on vibes with tactics of pass it to a good player and hope he does something. It wasnt enough. Ruud arrived in the summer so he could learn as a Nr 2. He may still stay as on with Amorim until end of season
>>145439861The moortuguese meme exists for a reason lad >>145439405Based retard
>>145439396Proper shithouse
My favourite thing about Man U hiring Amorim is they've been completely duped by his agent. He was shopping him around Europe, claiming everyone wanted him, and he still stayed at Sporting despite the fact there was about 5 high profile openings. He must be laughing himself silly right now.
>>145442088really wish Ruud can stay as Amorim's staff but seems unlikely.
Amorim had some insane injury record and this was before Transfermarkt properly recorded injuries. he averaged like 23 games per season. like Phil Jones.
>>145442975Maybe he's being brought in because he can sniff out the fakers (Shaw, Mount, Malacia)
ruud is gonna win every game, then get booted when amorim comes, then amorims 3 atb meme will be exposed and ruud will go to real madrid
The ABU cope is insane. They're really trying hard to set the narrative as quickly as possible kek
>>145439952he can hold his head high to a degreethey still should have sacked him after fa cup win (mutual agreement)>>145431291its going to very interesting to say the least i can fix him energy from amorim
>>145443001>>145443001THE matchy
>>145443071>ruud to MadridWill they make him black up again?
This DID NOT need to go this hard.I better get some (you)s to this post i waited 15 minutes to post this
>>145439891"For some reason". 190, you're really fucking clueless about football, aren't you?
>>145443383looks fucking dogshit
Why doesn't Sharteta just buy that Tamworth lad with the long throw?
>>145443456why is this guy so shit in fm 24
>>145443456>26>never played in a good leaguevery obvious flop
>>145419044 >be a club of brown people that love gay sex >call it arse >call it anal >call it arseanal >hire a man called arse-ne wanker >hes a nonce >let him ruin your club for 20 years >havnt won the league for 20 years >old stadium named "highbury" as in, hi bury your dick in my ass >shit new stadium named after arabs >fans are nicknamed after wanking, the gooners >favourite chant is 'cum on you arse' >most famous fans are called the gay gooners >best player called buck-ayo caca >their badge is a knob on wheels >their mascot is a furfag called goon-asaurus >shit owners executives, coaching, staff and players what did they mean by this?
remember when man u fans thought kobbie mainoo was the second coming of christ for a few months there
Will Tottenham ever reach the next level?I feel like it's impossible if there's an expectation to get Brennan Johnson playing at a world class level.It's like the club hierarchy decided because he's young, british and required a hefty investment, any prospective manager must get a serious return out of him, otherwise it's the manager's fault.
>>145445153hasn't he been spurs's best player this season?
>Jorginho hasn't scored a goal from open play since 2019arwsog will be having a melty today so brace yourselves btw
wtf! I love Poocastle now
>>145445207no
>mancitywinslol
>>145445153what next level are you expecting? massive stadium. always at the top of the table. global fanbase.
Arsenal generated 0.00 xG on Target against Newcastle.
ARSEWOG???? YOU OK???????????
STOP CRYING ARTETAAAAAAAA
Why didnt arsenal buy a CF
>YNR Arsenal being favourites for the title after drawing with City
>>145439608>unluckyget a fucking real medical team and stop letting your players diet on nothing but meat pies and fish n' chipsit cannot be a coincidence that after so many years United still has players dropping like deadflies when even within the Premier none of them had a serious injury record, what are you feeding to Bruno? give that to the rest of the team.
Bloody VAR made Rice miss that header. Injuries made Isak bury his. It's a bloody conspiracy against Arsenal!!!
>>145440111
https://x.com/Vararse_/status/18477027590357773282 defeats and a draw since this btw. Could still go unbeaten at home though guise!!!!!!111
>>145445633lol they're now blaming joelinton as well
>>145445883Sir Joseph Linton always causes buttrage.Time to see what failed journalist Matt Scott had to take from that complete outplaying:>Manchester City’s 115-fuelled squad building is a bigger advantage than just the quality of players it affords them. Squad rotation is huge. >Arsenal had seven first-team players who played 32+ PL 90s last season. Then there was a summer tournament too. >Among them, Ødegaard, White, Saka, Gabriel Margalhaes, even David Raya, have lost minutes this season to injury. The proof in this pudding is how City had only one player with that burden of minutes last season: Rodri. And he’s out for the season with a popped ACL. >When you can afford to rest your front two for 10 games a season, it ensures freshness and reduced injury risk. Manchester City’s Premier League dominance is founded on a long history of breaking rules that are in place for a reason. (And, no, Khaldoon, that reason is not racism.)>The independent commission has the power to redress this. It must. >Newcastle had a fully fit first XI today. Arsenal did not. And the above is the reason for this. They’ll tell you, again, that we are “bottling it”. Nothing could be further from the truth.Another mental breakdown.
>Getting outplayed by Eddie Howe
>>145445928>Newcastle had a fully fit first XI today. Arsenal did notThey were missing one player
>>145445998Newcastle didn't even have a "fully fit first XI".
southerners are shite at footballborn bottlejobs
>>145445928And a follow-up comment:>If the rules allowed it, Kroenke could drop a billion if he wanted. Mikel has been managing what resources he has in a very tough first three months of the season."what resources he has" as if Arsenal have zero transfer funds.
I remember saying odegaard was far too good for arsenal and this general chewed my head off lol
Lestah sistas?How we feelin'?
>>145446177Vardy hattrick pls
hearing rumors real is ready to move on from mbappe and sign woody
Nottingham Forest could realistically win the league
>Liverpool have won none of the last five league games in which they trailed at the break, and only 4/21 since the start of 2021/22.grim stats
Thats karma for last week west sham cunts>>145441808Because hes not an actual manager is he unlike Amorim whos been doing it for years.>>145443456Chris Wood would have got about 30 already in that league, an actual farmers league.
>>145447196Really? I thought their whole schtick was trailing and then winning.
>>145447383they would concede within the first 10 minutes then get one back before halftime usually
Liver(p)oo
on a day where all 3 title contenders could lose, the real losers would be liverpool losing at home AGAIN
>>145447602don't jinx it
The Arsenal FC yearly summer purple patch is overThank god. Insufferable cunts.
>>145447602/sp/ doesn't care when Liverpool or City lose. This is inarguable
>>145447714>armlessmakes me laugh every time
Terrible day for Reddit.com
>>145447602This is your fault
watching liverpool turn a loss into a win in 3 minutes makes me think maybe 1-0 is a more dangerous lead than 2-0
>>145447997Makes me think that PEDs are more important than tactics
>>145448071you reckon slot got the steroids out at half time?
Yeah I'm thinking United can mount a title challenge here
Another sensational performance at Anfield library
everton are staying up regardless
SAAAAAAAAAINTS
Fucking Everton
holy shit beto is lukaku tier when it comes to missing 100% goals
>>145448393>
classic sotonCLASSIC
>>145448436its offside m8
Stay humble lads
love it
WELL WELL WELL
>>145448615doesn't really work when they both lost today
>>145448709>theyArsenal can stay humble too then lmao
WATCH OUT FOR FOREST
"we" finally won a single game
heard you were talkin shit
Forest mounting a title challenge
>>145448624Based
>>145448770You're still a fucking pathetic cunt.
>>145448806cope and seethe
>>145448844I've not forgotten you being unable to celebrate a play-off final win.
>>145448725fucking winds me up how he just blindly agrees with whatever the ref says and will immediately jump to agreeing with var if they overturn something
>>145448883and I was right to not be happy about it
>Citeh>Neverton>Ipshit
>>145448932No you weren't.
would lelds do even worse than southampton had they won the playoff?
>>145448997Red Bull money would have helped massively.
>>145448976>soton is bottom of the table after 10 games with a whopping 4 pts to show for it>I said watching them would be miserable and theyll be challenging Derby's point record>so far theyve proven me right?
>>145449012>farkewell idk about that
>>145449015Ben Brereton giving up the Latinx larp did it
>>145449015>watching them [in the PL] would be miserableStill no reason to not celebrate a promotion. Never seen anyone else do that apart from you.Why the fuck do you even keep supporting them if you can't even enjoy a fucking play-off final victory? Absolute imbecile behaviour.
Fraudiola SACKED
Liverpool would be 5 points clear if they'd only beaten Notts Forest at home (they lost 1-0, couldn't even score against them and again this was at Anfield).
>>145449095Forest has been on really good form this season, everyone drops points here and there
>>145449131Yeah I'm just reminding everyone that Liverpool FC lost at home to Nottingham Forest. Because it didn't get properly discussed at the time, they lost at Anfield to Nottingham Forest.
>>145449086didn't derby fans feel worried when they were promoted?
>>145449095>>145449162forest are in 3rd place, above arsenal.
Crazy how fast Walker's decline has been
>>145449199hes a pace merchant and 34
>>145449162>Because it didn't get properly discussed at the timeLmao absolutely seething
>>145449221Oh I understand it well, it's just crazy to me that pace didn't have decline, it fell off a cliff
>>145449162but not to Bournemouth
>>145449172Nope. Nobody could have predicted the scale of the horror show of 2007/08. They weren't ready to go up, but 11 points bad was completely unexpected. Sunderland fans didn't do it either when they managed to go back up in 2005 and broke their own record for shitness.
Manchester United would be top of the league by a point if they’d only beaten Brighton, West Ham, Aston Villa, Liverpool and Spurs. That’s only half their games. If they had won just half of their games, instead of losing them, they’d be top. Mental
>>145449015>theyll be challenging Derby's point recordthis is reaching, derby's squad was absolutely shocking back then, not a single player in their squad had top division experience and not a single player got bought by other prem teams when they went down, billy davies was either a genius or an absurdly lucky man to win a promotion with that squad
>>145449318what about Robert Earnshaw?
Have west ham got worse under lopetegui. Remember when they sacked moyes did shit brought him back now sacked him n doing shit
>Forest vs Villa title charge by ChristmasI will be there.
>>145449356oh yeah, forgot about him, was he the one who escaped to france or was that someone else?
>>145449298fine margins at the top, to be sure
Big Arne Slot w
>>145449318>derby's squad was absolutely shocking back then, not a single player in their squad had top division experienceThey did. The problem was the players with top-flight experience were either past it or shit. Their winter 2008 window was a disaster from that perspective: Robbie Savage, Laurent Robert, Danny Mills, Alan Stubbs - all either too old or fucked.>>145449464That was Tyrone Mears.
problem ABLs?
>And six... six players were gifted to the race of Arsewogs who, above all else, desire trophies.>For within these players was bound the talent and the will to govern each competition
>Hurzeler: "I only experienced [Anfield] atmosphere on the television so far and now in person and these moments we needed to stay calm. We had solutions but we couldn't find them and the Liverpool dominance became bigger."
>>145449464he was the one banging in goals in the Championship so Derby bought him to add PL experience to the squad
>But they were all of them deceived, for another fraud was made.>In the land of Manchester, in the benches of the Etihad Stadium, the Bald Fraud Guardiola forged, in secret, a master fraud to control all others. And into this fraud he poured his autism, his fraudulence and his will to dominate all teams. >One fraud to bottle them all.
>>145449703add that to the list of managers saying the atmosphere at anfield matters, despite what the experts on /sp/ say
>>145449733very very good post.
>>145449755Or a manager who is lying that this is the case to avoid people blaming his abysmal match management I'd go with this being the case
>>145449844nah it got absolutely going when the equaliser was scored
>>145449687Needed a LOT of help from the ref today, was quite pathetic really.
ABLs just can't handle reality. SAD!
>>145449880>Needed a LOT of help from the ref todayThey always do. The most blatant, unashamed cheats in all of the football league system.
>>145449951>The most blatant, unashamed cheats in all of the football league system.Milton Keynes Dons exist but you obviously don't acknowledge existence of any club below 20th in the PL, if even that.
Homeless having a melty lmao
Gakpo really owns Brighton.I'm glad at least someone is putting these small plucky underdog clubs who keep bitching about "muh sky six" in their place, clubs like Brighton should be forever in the mud.Hopefully Emery leaves that tinpot club Aston Villa soon and things can go back to what they should be.
>>145449951Why do you keep replying to yourself?
>>145450005>attempting a reverse trollyou made it far too obvious
>>145449993>Milton Keynes Dons existWe at /epl/ don't acknowledge them. You do, plastic boy. Plastic boy loves his MK Dons!!
>>145449882You got overrun today at home.Mac should have been on at least 4 yellows. Red gave nothing to Brighton and everything for Liverpool. Gakpo goal was a fluke, only good moment was Salah desu.You're lucky Pedro was out for Brighton and Baleba wasn't playing today or (you) would have got utterly pumped.
>>145450066>We at /epl/ don't acknowledge them.You're not more than one person. Strange child.
Homeless manc losing his goddamn mind here
THIRD IN THE LEAGUEWE'RE THIRD IN THE LEAGUETHERE'S A NEW SHERRIF IN TOWNWE'RE THIRD IN THE LEAGUE
>Liverpool beat Brighton>Newcastle beat ArsenalBournemouth beat City>homeless schizophrenic on the streets of Manchester supporting 14th most affected
If the Bindipper Furlough Club customer cope is really going to be 'errr actually we are second scummiest club after MK Dons bro!' then lmfaooooo. LMFAO.
uh oh melty
>>145450162Is Nuno the real deal?
his worst game by far this season but i'll allow it because the reds got the win
>didn't even play today and it's terrible day for the homelessWhat a sad, sad little existence
>>145450201Did you forget he was in charge of Wolves? Did everyone?>>145450211>his worst game by far>had good defensive statslmao
West Ham were so shit today that United actually got bumped up to 13th thanks to goal difference
>>145450250>getting done goal difference favoursOh lmao
London + every other third world country on the planet in turmoil
>>145450168ARSEWOOOOOOOOOG
settle in everyone 190cm(children molested)'s in the mood for a meltdown as well
>>145450343190 CHILDREN MOLESTED?NO HOME?GETTING /MUG/GED WEEK IN, WEEK OUT?
any news on the (other) big man?
>>145450211He's lucky Ayari didn't see the match out
>>145449951>unashamedalri dave
Reminder.
>>145450211Lad genuinely must've had a 25% pass completion rate. Was absolutely horrific.
>>145450607improved in the second half tbf and he was good defensively when we were protecting the leadbut yeah he looked way off it on the ball
>>145450666Na he tried about 6 more hollywood diagonals in the second half and literally all of them failed. He was a complete disaster apart from his tackling.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730571108136880.webm
>>145450737>Liversimp posting fan reaction videos from women he has parasocial relationships with
>>145450247Also got Wolves into europe
I'm starting to understand Ruben Amorim's sporting philosophy.
>>145450787>Also got Wolves into europeYep. Which shows what he's doing with Forest isn't a one off. He is good at these mid-size clubs. The Spurs appointment was a complete mess and should have never happened.
>>145450790>being as bad as Sharteta in europeUh-oh
>>145450600Least inbred Shitefield fans
>>145450600Oh look, white people. Can tell they aren't Manure supporters
>>145450737Good goal to be fair, and I'm a Brighton fan.I think Slot will fall apart when he has to deal with recruitment or his daughter, is a slot, gets pumped by one of the players.
>Oh look, white people. Can tell they aren't Manure supporters
>>145450874strange post
>>145450607His head is in Madrid
Bellingham with a straight red btw
>>145450991you trickster, was about to post but madrid aren't playing
Anyone else catch Michael Oliver holding his hands to his head when Bournemouth scored? Absolutely distraught he couldn't rule them out
>>145450991>drawing with QPR>Blunderland
good weekend for arse slut's jammy reds
Sean Longstaff is a better player than Declan Rice
https://twitter.com/PremSportsTV/status/1852781702533272022>slippy B
the arse still think they're competing for the title
tbf we all know pewl are going to do their characteristic crash and burn come march
time for a comfy saturday night scully marathonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT3ACkwoYD0
>>145450162>Forest above European cupless shitters Basado
>>145452559we're reaching levels of tinpot not thought possible
>>145452696>not knowing that forest have done literally nothing else in their historyin 20,000 years they will still be going on about it
>>145452770When you've won European cups you go on about it.
How have Forest become so good?
>>145451657More of an Arsenal tradition that
>Newcastle United legend Nile Ranger scored a sensational winner in extra time as seventh-tier Kettering Town produced the biggest shock of the FA Cup first round against near-neighbours Northampton Town of League One.
Do Liverpool fans ever learn their cockiness is short lived? How many times has it happened now where they do well and then 2nd half of season City run away with league?I mean yeah if you can’t celebrate doing better then others, what can you celebrate but still.
>>145453320Nuno is a good coach
>>145454089more of a talisman than a legend imo
>>145454089Did he ever get in trouble for showing off a gun?
>>145451520>[City]'re the front-runners Might want to actually read these file.png screenshots before you spam them matey
>>145454089Man Utd scouts at that game
>>145454424don't know what you mean
>1-0 Newcastle Laughing at American Arsewog customer in this thread Kek
>>145454862who?
Forest doing well. Are they the real deal? They did beat Liverpool at Anfield
>>145455002Nuno was the best manager Spurs had in recent years after all...
>>145455002what is "real deal"are they gonna avoid relegation yeahare they gonna get a european spot no
>>145455034I’d put Conte above him
>>145455002refs will iron it out pal don't worry. big 6 will be saved.
How have you Britbongs been affected by the recent budget?
>>145455243Its illegal for me to comment on such matters
>>145455243the currently neolib budget to replace the existing neolib budget? can't say i have been affected too much
>>145455243Ignoring the horrible employers NI huge increase, the stamp duty threshold being halved is fucked up. Basically making it harder to buy a house. Anything over 125k will have a 5% tax. Buy a house at average price, pay £8750 tax. Previously was £2500
*shits pants*
>>145455413this is sad even for you arsewog
>>145455334There is no doubt in my mind you will feel it affect you, unless of course you live in an isolated home completely self sustainable including food and internet?
>>145455413that liverpool run was nutsonly 5 draws too compared to arsenal 13that 0-3 watford loss right before covid is still hilarious looking back. just made no sense
>>145455413the chelsea and arsenal streaks should be nullified because they are from an era before the premier league was the Most Competitive League In The World
From the outside looking in I really don't get why Ten Hag was a joke who needed the sack but Arteta is somehow unassailable
>>145455243Liz Kendall going to bully me back to work
>>145455678Arsenal have reverted to "Top 4 is a trophy"
>>145455678I can see why you would find it puzzling if you think being a domestic cup team is all that matters
Nottingham Forest are 3rdAston Villa are 5thWhat the fuck happened to the "Big 6"?
>>145455758Winning cups is bad?
>>145454174We're the same as England fans. We know we're not going to win in the end, but the swearing matches, unjustified bravado and blatant delusion are so much fun we don't care
>>145455806Apparently so. This is part of the reason the FA Cup has been reduced to an also-ran competition.
Is there a non-league version of the FA Cup, where every team below the EFL is eligible, and is it more fun to watch than the FA Cup?
>>145455842yh
>>145455842There's two:The FA Trophy (for teams in tiers 5-8)The FA Vase (for teams in tiers 9-10)They only televise the finals but I have no idea if TNT Sports renewed the deal after last season.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY2kraAUZs8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkFkJNVGWWU
>>145454174i have a feeling this might be liverpool's yearthey are honestly looking like one of the top 3 sides in the world right now
>>145455554the "affects" to any currently day budget to low-medium earners are like £50-£100/month one way or anotherlike it doesn't really matterit's not going to make you rich, it;s not going to make you poorif you want actual change then you need revolution
>>145455362Are they keeping the first time buyers allowance or is that going too? That's nothing up to 425k. I managed to buy this year but probably would have had to pay another 10k in stamp duty next year if they took it away.
>>145456042Goes down to 300k but you have to pay 3% from £125k. Pretty much removed it
>>145455579The covid break interrupted the flow. Liverpool were on course for an unbeaten 100+ points season before that shit happened.
>>145456126Watford 3-0 Liverpool was on 29th February 2020.
>>145456098For first time buyers from April it's nothing to 300k then 5% to 500k then normal rates. It would have cost me an extra 6kish. Got lucky.
>>145456147Who scored the goals and who was the ref? Clever little dweeb, aren’t you?
>>145455591Not really. The 04/05 season was the first of 5 years with 6 finalists from 4 different premier league clubs in the CL.
>>145455930Are the finals always in London? If so, I'm gonna start going and supporting them
>>145455992It's a purple patch. They have zero midfield depth and are still almost entirely reliant on a declining 32 year old for goals.
Crazy that that was Man City's first league defeat in 11 monthsThey had alot of close shaves though.Makes United and Real Madrid's cup victories over City look even more impressive considering they were big matches too.
>>145453361Sent that Arsewog pouring out of the Emirates
>>145456263Those have no relevance.>Liverpool were on course for an unbeaten season without the Covid break>They lost before Covid>>145456553Yes, they're on the same day at Wembley.
>>145453320It was always there, locked in their DNA, unlike the DNA of a certain breed of Londoner.
>>145451657>well over 2 years since Gerrard bottled that Villa vs City matchHow'd that happen
>>145458132the bottle or the time flying? The bottle was pure Tyrone Mings.
Chalobah at CP, like a wog in its natural habitat
>>145451520Arsenal will most likely will the league his year, they prefer chasing rather than leading
>>145456126as >>145456147 mentioned the watford defeat was right before covid, not to take away from the incredible run but it wasnt a covid thing
>>145458272careful with your language 190 is gonna get all riled up when he sees CPshould be locked up he should
>>145458367When was the covid outbreak in europe?
>>145458367i remember the couple of weeks before coof confinement were weird, lots of people on edge and ready to start argumentsbut yeah blaming it on a bit of anxiety is scouse-tier weakmind
>>145457992>Vasekek what a babby trophy
>>145458430there i guess
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_of_the_COVID-19_pandemic_on_association_football
>>145458444nobody said it was anxiety, i said earlier it was a complete anomaly in some senses (not related to covid), watford dominated. was just an odd result considering how dominant liverpool had been before that.
All the warning signs were there last year with Muric at BurnleyAs it turns out, he really is retarded, great signing though.
>>145458463Well it is the smallest national level club trophy in England.
im catching up with the games i didnt watch, watching the highlights(prefacing this comment with the fact i hate arsenal and am glad they lost, im a customer of a different club that is in direct competition with arse-anal)i really wish the laws of the game would be enforced in terms of time wasting, the goalkeeper is only allowed 6 seconds to release the ball, pope sat with the ball for 25 or 30 seconds at the end of the game. this isnt just an arsenal/newcastle thing all goalkeepers do it, but why even have the law in the books if everyone just ignores itif it were enforced it would cut down on timewasting in all games, which i think is a good thing. every team does it, holding on longer than 6 seconds, so why is it even a rule if it's not going to be enforced
>>145458868Arsenal are actually one of the worst in the league for it. I haven't seen it applied in the Prem since Simon Mignolet played for Liverpool and got done for it after a comically short time, like 12 seconds lol.
>>145456147>Watford 3-0 LiverpoolWe didn't see Shitizen for months after that!
>>145450247He took my Wolfies to Europe in spite of our abject appalling owners. I will always love him
>>145455362their measures to get housebuilding restarted have been a disaster also, they've pushed councils too far with housing delivery and now all of them are refusing to allocate land to be considered. The housing market for the next 2 years is going to be fucked
>>145455806Clearly wasn't good enough
Thought Southampton were the southern Sheffield but it seems this year that's Ipsbitch's role with the added time goals conceded
>>145458272That's just fucking racist
>>145458892like i said all teams are equally at fault for it, i just happened to notice it on watching the highlights of arse/newcastle but seriously like there's a law in the game, 6 seconds. why do they allow goalkeepers 30 seconds to fall over waste timethe game would be improved for all clubs if it was enforced
>>145459118>all teams are equally at fault for itThis is measurably untrue.
>>145459182i dont think so, all teams waste time with their keepers. it obviously depends on the game situation, like if a "lower" tier squad is gonna get a win or draw they'll waste time, same as a top squad trying to close out a game, i just think it's bullshit overall
>>145459262>i dont think soit doesnt matter what you think. it's an actual measured stat. Same for length of time spent taking a goalkick (Arsenal are 2nd in that too)
>>145458892>Simon Mignoletnow that was a player
>>145459395im talking specifically about goalkeeper 6 second rule (which im pretty sure is part of the stats you're referring to) but your stats also include slow throwins, faffing about injured to waste time etc
>>145459705arsenalmong, just shut up already. you can just google this shit.
>trying to shithouse a known shithouser eddie memewhat did farteta mean by this?
Palace's transfer board saw this dude playing dogshit week in week out for Assna and thought 'yup, that's our 2nd record signing in our transfer history'https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/crystal-palace/transferrekorde/verein/873
>>145459792i already said earlier i am not an arsenal customer, but if you want to ignore all of the contents of my posts (where i was specifically referring to goalkeepers now total timewasting) then that's fine
>>145460819*not total timewasting* typo.
>>145459705>throw ins included un time spent to take a goal kickwhat did the fat yank mong mean by this
>>145461214curious why you are (You)ing me but edited my post to make it seem like i said something i didn't, where did i saw "throw ins included un time spent to take a goal kick"if you're gonna > me then don't change what i said
also find it very telling that i bring up the fact that there is literally a law in the rulebooks that keepers cant take more than 6 seconds to distribute the ball (and i made it very clear i said its shit when all teams do it) and some idiot potatodago tries to change what i said to fit his narrative
>>145461329shut up arsemong
>>145461299in your post when you replied to a stat about time taken for a goal kick and said it included throw ins you fat yank mong
>>145461758no i said im pretty sure it included throwins and sitting around pretending to me injured>>145461527this is good info but again i was talking about the keeper getting the ball then sitting on it which is against the 6 second rule, clearly neither of you actually read my posts and just saw my flag and started shitposting
>>145462123dumb arsemong
sad state of affairs when i make what i thought was a completely non-controversial take that keepers wasting 30 seconds after getting the ball sucks (non-goal kicks), and all teams are guilty of it and it should be punished, and i have these mongs replying nonsense to me
>>145462152go to bed dave its 3am
>>145462123>no i said im pretty sure it included throwinsare you prerending to be retarded?
>>145462377last (You) you'll get from me tonight, you actively ignored the points i was trying to make and just called me a yank mong over and over, kys retard have a good night
>>145462410why on earth would throw ina be included in a stat for goal kicks? holy fuck you are actually retarded
>>145460735Makes it even worse when you realize Arsenal saw Havertz play week in week out and still decided to sell Shitketiah
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>>145462456you're the retard we were talking about timewasting statisticsjesus christ are you so drunk that you cant even read what posts are being madekill yourself you fucking retard
