Previous>>145413990>Useful linksbjpenn.com
heavyweight? more like fat retard weight
Finland
it's weird how if you lose the fight you lose the fight but if you win the fight you don't really win
>>145419948This image destroys the israel Palestine conflict. They're all brazzas deep down
>>145419948Am I seeing quadruple?
The heemening ensues
Spammy broke out the Brazilian proxy
>>145419568based
Just took a Jones (shit)
>paddy the fatty is your archenemy>he will laugh hysterically if you lose, and upload itthis is where deep anger emerges
Ankalaev has been pretending he's a striker all this time to lull Pereira into a false sense of security, but he doesn't know that Pereira has been pretending to be a striker all this time as well
>>145422206that little mongrel ducked paddy. we all saw it.
Karate Combat in Bangkok in 2 weeks, lots of kino for real combat sports enjoyers on the horizon
Magodday cock + poabussy
>>145422238
>>145422238I know all of these guys and I know what a rajadamnern is by heart
*sucks you off*
>>145422206chaddy hit him in the face with a water bottle and he didn't do shit
Slow it down with the Gomorrah posts.
>>145422257he was waiting to become the new mcgregor so he can get away with attacking paddy in public without getting cut from the ufc
>>145419634You not clicking his link paid off this time, you never speak to him again if you did. I don't think anyone watched
Why are so many anons so mad today?
>NOOO ANKALAEV GIB DA POOPYTAN DA BUSSYMAN DA BBC NOM NOM NOMThe Chama has spoken
>>145422290the muzzies are seething because belal’s fight is off
They signed RDR and he’s fighting shart??? Card saved
Cool thread guys
Brazzas call me the Kvass
>>145422238based>>145422245based
A gay paki and a fat somalian walk into a bar...
>xhe's posting xer gay porno collection again
>BDSZzil posting literal gay porn YJK he self inserts as the bottom
Who is the final girl of MMA?
Beautiful story
Imagine having terminal BDS and having to keep watching brazzas dominate the sport. That would be torture
what does Benoit Daint Senis have to do with anything?
>>145422539nothing. ever. in any situation.
>>145422564Put Rob in there as well
>>145422564Put Shartalaev there too
Damn, goatfuckers are getting annihilated this thread.
Reminder that Khamzat only won because of an injury Dricus caused
Will my Sean Strickland costume get me laid?
>>145422612might get you raped
I'm gonna heem you standing
I have a serious case of bds(benoit denis-saint)
>>145422612Yeah sean godland has sex all the time with men
>>145422600>random new york citizens
Bestial stripped and cuttedStrickbussy raped and gaped
In hindsight, they were never good
Belel should be cut
>>145422661Zatdaddy kills all these pitter patter cans
>>145422661I unironically believe this
>>145422661Holy chama
I'm putting in 17 hours at work today while you idiots talk about dumbass heems all day, git gud maggots
>>145422658You can't just say that about my wholesome techinal pitter pat decisionatorinos!
>ZATDADDY ONLY CONTROLLED SHITTAKER FROM THE VERY FIRST SECOND OF THE FIGHT AND DOMINATED HIM IN A WAY HE'S NEVER BEEN DOMINATED BEFORE BECAUSE DRICUS DU BUSSY OR SOMETHING
>>145422743You got soft hands, brother
>>145422852I look like that and say that
>>145422658We gon fine o sadday nite toon in
>>145422661dogbender eternally haunted
>>145422877This is one of the webms canada spammed to claim max would beat topuria.
>>145422852Khamzat did the same to Usman and gassed out in the latter round.Rob was gonna do the same if not for an injurt Dricus caused.You cannot refute this.
>>145422877>>145422897yeah he misinterpreted the data i guess
>>145422238they actually got lerdsila on this lel
max was finna heem
Max was finna trynna zeem, instead he got finna heemed. Damn.
>>145422238JUST BE A KARATE ORGANIZATION GOOOD
huge stinky dricus in the chimaev
>>145422965are you upset because they both sub pereddit?
Stance?
>>145419568>Jewani asked Poatan's team and they said they weren't approached by the UFC about a fight at UFC310It's over.
it's going to be usmeng vs shavkat for interim isn't it
fighting is evil, and you are going to hell for watching this crap
>>145423054that's why we don't watch that crap here
>when she hit you with that hawk tuah
>>145423054we already know
>>145423054only muzzies go to hell
>>145422985
really, nobody carved a whittaker broken teeth jackolanturn
MAKE THE CALL DANA
>>145423133*loses to MVPoo*
>>145423136Ian crushed that canShavkat is next
>>145423118Have you looked on reddit for one
>>145423145*loses*
>>1454231642 more punches landed? Holy crap DANA OVERTURN THE FIGHT NOW
>>145423164if ian machado lost then why did he win? if michael venom won then why couldnt he do anything to ian machado?
>>145423187he outstruck him
>>145423190no he didnt
>>145423190This isn't boxing. You don't win rounds for landing 1 more punch than your opponent.
>>145423196source? >>145423197so you win them landing less?
>>145422288Lmaoo thats the most cursed shit i seen on haam
>>145423215give it up, mike
>>145423221Concession accepted
>>145423215You win by winning and the judges unanimously agreed that's what Ian did
>>145423229mike, you lostian machado matched you punch for punch on the feet and controlled you on the ground, you didnt control him
dricus vs prime stipe is the fight to make
>>145423238Updated image bro
>>145423235>trust le heckin judges chud
>>145423252Why shouldn't I? Usually only contrarians who don't understand the sport they're watching disagree
>>145423262yup 30-27 Rinat
>>145423270Care to extrapolate?
>>1454226003>1>4>2
never leave it to judges if you dont heem or clearly dominate
>>145423319very implessive
emmett won that fucking fight
>>145423319I am very sad my boy haggerty lost His last fight he was too hyped up for His own good
emmetts camp drugged mitchell
>>145423238>hnnngg gwitn nrrudkrrr dmwnsnslker >wow that's really cool Stipe
hey where's top bong telling me when top dog's on?
Happy Halloheem everybody
emmett vs diego is the interim fight to make (volk should fuck off to lw)
>>145423446This fight made me feel bad for emmett. He is such a great fighter but he will never be #1. He reached his maximum potential and that is to be a top 3 gatekeeper even though he heems everyone outside the top 3. Life is cruel
>>145423476and he's ugly. tragic.
NO NO NO... Godlia you NEED to throw kicks because... because...
the gravy seal would Heem asspinall
>>145423562kickcel bros...
>DDP doesn't stand a chanc-ACK!
>>145423562PFL would have told me thiswtf Dana
>>145423683dont show this to alexa grasso
>>145419568More like Thiccc Parkin b
>>145423683that's not really him is it
>>145423683schaubsisters... the tattoos.... could it be?
>>145423683the first think nate diaz sees after waking up from being brutaly heemed
heeminder anyone that gets staph doesnt folow basic hygine
>>145423817not true at all
every fighter has staph, fake ones use it as excuse when they lose, real ones take it as an opportunity to filthmax and buff themselves
>>145423817It can happen easily during prolonged grappling exchanges. Gyms training professional fighters tend to have lot of staph epidemics for that reason.
Was BSD the biggest fraud ever to be exposed?
why is nobody talking about this real dick pic of schaub someone has just postedheem fell off
>>145423873I would like to introduce you to a man named Darren Till
benyawn sans-peepee
I miss ultimate surrender, wmma was actually interesting back then
Do you think it makes the hipsters who watch shit obscere MMA promotions like "ONE" or "Rizin" seethe when people use MMA and UFC synonymously?
>>145423905>Wow, women's UFC is brutal
>>145423939i intentionally call mma ufc so casuals don't even consider there could be other promotions
>>145423957I marathoned the rest of the comic and now understand the joke. You can disregard this post please
>>145423905cage above the ponytail
say something nice about your middleweight champion's fazzaalso, why are all the oldhead Northern Caucasians so masculine and not beardpilled?
>>145424069why is he white
>>145424069>say something nice about your middleweight championSure: Dricus is the best fighter on earth.
>>145424069i wanna see his mums shnozz
>>145424082His mother is some brown arat
>>145422600Blanchfields and Roses noses are like ying and yang
Is this true?
How is he Muslim but he's dad isn't?
>>145424131I hope, sick of that decision slop dagi rat
>>145424131no. chael is lying as usual. belal isn't "out", he was cut from the ufc for inactivity.
>>145424131pereira and ankalaev posted phone emojis on instagram
>>145424192Thank you meng expert
>>145424176God I hope bebitch gets cut and killed by mossad
So when Ankalaev absolutely dominates and dogwalks pereddit, what will his legacy be? Will he just be remembered as a protected bum with an illegitimate LHW title reign who took CHADesanyas BBC to the poabussy?
>>145424192This guys hand is enormous holy shit, is he okay ?
>>145423873He's not a fraud, he's just BMF material, not real belt material.
khabib's fight iq is high. too high. he will keep islam away from godlia at all costs even if it means moving up to 170 permanently.
>>145424218'Remember when Alex Pereira was around? That sure was fun'
^BDS meltie
>>145424131BEASTlal heems all those bums
the entire sport of mixed martial arts is just khabib on one end of the chessboard and me on the other. i know it, he knows it.
>>1454243284chan gets banned on public wifi ive found in my experience because i assume its on an nsfw blacklist
why the fuck is heem not buzzing over schaub's literal cock pictures droppingfuck you guys
Schaubkat vs Wonderboy II for the interim belt
Alex Pereira is reportedly NOT stepping in
>schaub's literal cock pictures dropping
>>145424350I don't want to stare at a guy's dick. I had my fill with Hunter Biden, thank you very much
>>145423683not impressed
pereddit saw the internet consider godlia for heemer of the year and realized he needed 1 more to tip the scale
>the icon of our general's dick pics dropping? nah i don't give a fuck, heh.
Colbum isn't even top 10 material
>>145424350shaub got his meng leaked years ago, he also got caught cheating on the mother of his child years ago
>>145424388Disappointing. He’s failing the company when they need him most. We will remember that
>>145424414Belal may actually dieNo joke this may end his career as a fighter, if they have to amputate his toe no commission would ever approve him
>>145424434oh fair enough, i already knew about the latter though
>>145423883take your meds schizo
>He’s failing the company when they need him most. We will remember that
>>145424456Why would they amputate his toe? To make him pay for the Hamas?
>>145424489You're retarded
>>145424495He has a bone infection
Turdporia fans are mentally ill.
Belal toe
>>145424511>>145424528I know. The toe looks bad but not that bad, they'll find a way to cure the infection with heavy antibiotics.
>>145424527it's ironic mental illness like half of all /heem/ posts (the other half are unironic mental illness)
>>145424528me foot was a ballewn (conor mcgregor reference)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z871w2e5pQs "yeah you don't know how old you really are because someone just made up the calendar to put limits on you none of you know how old you are its just to trick you"
>>145424456dana infected belal's toe to get rid of him
>>145424589I'm 33 I still got time to turn things around
>>145424589This will be humiliation ritual.
>>145424569Actually crazy that Moicano latest two fights were his first tko of his career.He talked about hw after th Dobr fight he felt like he didn't have good enough ground and pound, so he just worked on it for a bit and now he has some of the best in the division.At the same time one of his main sparring partner in Grant Dawson also went from a a lay and pray guy to brutalising his opponant from top position.
>>145424642don't know anything about boxing and only ever watched paul fight woodley but no way he beats tyson right? dude was fucking heavyweight champ
>>145424659Mike is 60 yrs old and walks with a cane, he will gas out in 20 seconds and be a sitting duck for a paul overhand. I can guarantee if they didn't agree not to ko each other beforehand tyson will be laid out in the first round.
>>145424659Mike is an old man and he has looked bad in most of his recent training footages.Jake will knock him down.
Wow. Haha. Schaub. Now thats an relevant general culture. Lets carfully study an penis girth
>>145424680How bad does Mike need that money?Losing to Jake Paul, even at 80 years old, cannot be good for his legacy.
Old Mike (now) < Old Mike (few years ago) = Old RJJ < Flushed Anthony Pettis < Chris Avilla < Artem Lobov
>>145424748Tyson brain is mush after decades of abuse by D'Amato conditioning, CTE, roids, hard drugs, weed and old age.He isn't thinking about legacy right now.
>>145424799He has to be the puppet of his agent/handler at this point.
>Mike Mallot fight week>heem is dead/box/ won
Mike Mallot vs Mike Tyson, that's the fight.
>>145424824THE Mike Mallot?
>>145424869
the only hope to kill this celebrity boxcel train is for mike to rip out jakes jugular with his teeth 5 seconds into round 1
>>145424869If I ever have kids I need to find a way to keep them off the internet I feel
>>145424930Mike mallott b?
Would be funny if ian "yabba dabba doo" garry ended up KO'ing bebitch
>>145424979Jake choses his opponent carely, never would he dare enter the ring with Mike Mallot
my prediction: mr machado garry will sleem some no-name bum then get brutally fraud checked 3 times in a row by gate keepers.
my prediction: mr machado garry will have a successful reign as a powerslap champion
>>145422206Paddy quits weed and loses all the weight in camp, probably has a brain issue with all his buddies killing themselves.The fatty will come out and topira gets slept
>>145425168Funny
>>145423886Till was one sniff away from being the next mcgoober
>>145424528imagine the bacteria ali brings over from those shithole gyms
...
>>145425399Rigged like all gayweather fights+Ilia Topuria kills them both in the same night
>>145425454STIFF AS A BOARD
>>145424569>>145424646Moicano doing that to BDS might be the first time I cringed watching a fight, BDS was so hurt and blooded up and couldnt see for shit and ive seen cartel vidsAlso showed that BDS wasnt that good and wouldnt survive someone like Islam with no staph on the ground, I wonder if the Hue if he can do that to Gaethje, we gotta exterminate the potshotting rank squatters
YOWZAS ILIA SAMA!!! My WHORE PIG WIFE was so turned of me getting knocked out LIKE THE FRAUD I AM that she dumped me while YOU, MERAB, ROMAN and EVERY OTHER GEORGIAN UFC FIGHTER are going to POUND HER HARDER THAN THE BOMBING OF PEARL HARBOR WHILE SEAN O'MALLEY RECORDS IT?I don't know what else to say except YABBA DABBA DOO IM THE BEST KEK IN THE UFC BAYBEE!
>>145425510Benoit dumped his coach a few months before the Moicano fight, he's training with amateur lvl guys, it was a big factor in this fight. He became lazy.
>>145425560did max really say this? i can't find a source
>>145425600He said it when he was streaming on kick yesterday and his wife called him
>>145424574Canor mentioned
>>145425590The Poirer KO as well, He should've sat till next year (maybe Poirer shouldnt have punched him in the face on the ground after cause he was already KOd by the standing hook) shows the bigger (((symptom))) in UFC matchmakingRetarded FN given neither moved rankings, and Gaethje doesnt fight again this year but BDS does and Tony as well the same year he got brutally TKOd, back in 2020, should've been Almeida heeming Gane for title eliminator in France,
watching this pound for pound podcast really gives you insight into how much of an idiot usman is
>>145426034Poosman is such a fraud and he got KO'd by an even bigger one, remember that covid stopped smegwards vs kumsock and saved that island coons career
>>145426073I like Usman but watch some of their show you will see what I mean he just isn't bright
>>145425984wtf when was this
>>145426055>>145426018Kill yourself faggot, hope you get raped and killed by a pack of monkeys
>>145426105I hate that wacoonda turd, I hate all niggerians desu
>>145426137monkey boy is angy! no more bananas for you fatty!OOH OOH AHH AHH AHH
>>145426122special "in space no one can hear you scream" event
>>145426155he's retarded now
>>145426168he asked when it was not what is was fucking idiot
>>145426204time is relative fucktard
>>145426159Typical stupid faggot tranitors never did anything about you, No surprise your probably one of them, I got 72 hour heem for complaining, Traintors operate like subhumans
>>145426233calm down big fat monkey boy! have a nice yummy banana *BONK*
>>145426180>>145426204>>145426223The report button does not work, the faggot Trannitors are faggots and cannot read chatlogs, Monkey bot poster still lowering the IQ of discussion
>>145426180Good, fuck muslims and apefricans
gaethje here. realyl enjoying the thread. good read. favorite brand of yogurt? i like anything with carnberries. hyenas run fast. i was eating cranberyr yogart when i starhed max holoway. stay safe-The Hifghlight
sharabussy bros we got too cocky....
>>145426268stop flinging your poop everywhere big fat silly monkey!
>>145426268
>>145426296monkey boy! this is very nasty! no more bananas until you learn how to behave FAT MONKEY!
>>145426268fuck are you (You)ing me for
what are you faggots even arguing about every thread with this shit
>>145426344what happened to you monkey boy? too many bananas?OOH OOH AHH AHH AHH
>>145426268shut the fuck up little banana eating bitch OOO OOO AAA AAA outta my face
>>145426359just mental illness on display
>>145426392Shut up faggot, youll do as your told,Open your mouth
>>145426399then fuck yourself you cuck this isn't your safe space the brit fag can say what he wants why are you so assblasted
it's literally one guy replying to himself pretending to be harassed he's been doing this gimmick for a year now
>>145426399i think you forget where you're at bucko
need heems arghh *dies*
>>145426359Its never me,This faggot with the UK flag has been doing this for a year, Janitors are retarded faggots and never ban the faggot, I wish I could just ban his (yous) he obviously has my IP, He finds me out of all posters, these Janitors are such stupid dumb faggots, he never gets banned
>>145426444Kill yourself faggot,Hes offtopic spamming you fucking subhuman theres rules here dipshit
>>145426498
Why are you replying to bots you retard
>>145426505>>145426522*hides a pill in a nice yummy banana*here fat monkey boy! eat up now! *BONK*
>>145426524this heem made me so much fucking money>>145426522>wahh wah rulesreddit is down the hall and to the left anon
>>145426528
i am being meng stalked
>>145426478I refuse even heem posters have that much free time on their hands
crazy how long of a way a little soul can go for the ufci've never seen a single person say anything bad about the custom shorts, now imagine the response if they cared that much about their production and everything else
>>145426570macaque want a mango?
>>145426524people think turdporia hits hard... nah josh emmett is the definition of "he only needs one" that power is CRAZY
>>145426557
>>145426478>its a gimmick,No way you stupid fucking faggots still believe this shit, we're not the same person you dumbfuck, hes a stupid random retarded troll
>>145426621
>>145426621ironically lost money on that heem. should've seen it coming but I thought if emmet survived that Volk would be elusive enough to avoid the KO
>>145426649your a retarded troll
>>145426594I'm surprised their fight ended in a decision, its unfortunate
>>145426649why do you care you dumb moronic fucking imbecile just stop replying to him
Maybe stop putting a comma after every line and he won't recognize your posts you retarded reddit nigger.
>webm of bryce mitchell slipping all of topuria's punches like a prime floyd mayweather
today on cooking with volk we'll be making uh... krabby patty from spongebob..... (fack i don't really know how to cook all that well do i)
>>145426684Maybe don’t be racist
>>145426667>>145426678Cause not replying doesnt work you dumb fucking faggot,I want Janitors to actually do their job and stop being such utterly useless faggots for a the whole year this has happened
>>145426794orangutan want an orange?
today on cooking with volk i'll be doin me head in
>>145426684Thats why in 10 years your country will smell like cowshit in a few years, and everyone saying sir, and your homes will turn into shanty shacks and tim hortons will be flavored with cowshit
>>145426524You now remember Thug Nasty
>>145426830bruh
>>145426295all I ever wanted when the dagestanis started doing well was for Brazza Wars
>Thats why in 10 years your country will smell like cowshit in a few years
>>145426843LET HIM FIGHT
>>145426830Chito had lay up after lay up and he still had to fluke and lose his way to a title fight, insane how shit he is
>>145426830Boomers fr call this guy the bantamweight goat
Look at how its still talking, compared to our discussion, its a bot but the Janitors are too retarded to figure it out,Hate these Trannitors so much, waste of time going here to shitpost just for retards like this to troll
>>145426855
>>145426838monkey boy you are being very silly today! no more bananas you're too fat!
>>145426882cruz was fucking slick in his prime
>>145426880its actually crazy Chito was always very mediocre just outside the top 10 level kind of guy just shows the bantamweight division is highly overrated
>>145426893I'm not too fat, I need more bananas,Please just stuff me with as many fucking bananas as you have I'm not fat
>>145426904prime cruz gets starched by omalley
>>145426883tarsier want a tangerine?
>>145426908>its actually crazy Chito was always very mediocre just outside the top 10 level kind of guy just shows the bantamweight division is highly overratedYour straight from reddit kek
none of you stupid faggots understand the judging criteria
>>145426908gifting the title to Aljo literally fucked everything up, it's insane
>>145426952Yeah I do. What?
>>145426908cruz was a pioneer in the boomer era cause he didn't just see red and swang wildly. as soon as people figured out how to move their head and feet too, he was cooked. now he just looks like a retard flailing wildly and getting caught cause of it.
>>145426925mixing omalley into the prime cruz/dillashaw rivalry would have been cool to see
close to 70% of heem posts are just blatant mental illness this is barely an mma general
>>145427044it's true for all boards brother
well well well, goobert doobert
>>145427004>Over 100+ posters under the US flagPings me under every post,Shut up already you stupid faggot, you literally elected a blackface Drama teacher 3 times and now hes destroyed the country beyond recongition, And poutine sucks ass and is salty
I would simply find a way to break one of Khamzat’s fingers or hyperextend his elbow
>>145427132baboon want a blueberry?
>>145427132>you literally elected a blackface Drama teacher 3 timesqrd?
>>145427132you're the only one sperging out you fucking cretin
>>145427070No, I agree with him. I think /heem/ attracts an abnormal amount of cancer
>>145426830and that was the last time currently number 14 ranked bantamweight Dominick Cruz fought
>>145427216I've browsed 4chinz for 10+ years and have frequented many generals and heem is by far the most mentally ill and I don't know why
WAKE UP POATARD
>>145427254Mma fans are mentally illLook at the amount of fucking failures that identify with guru or see him as their héroe because he Is a neet disgusting fat faggot that "Made it"
This is a great exemple of gangstalking
>>145427216I don't know if the amount is abnormal as much as it is relentless, there are like 3 subjects that are really, really, really mentally shot that shit this place up, you remove those failures, from real life too would be great, and it'd be your average general with its lingo
Dana was outsmarted by a gorilla
>>145427279Yeah. He's that fucking guy. Holy fucking shit.
Bruh... Dana pieced up a Xenomorph
>>145427532I wouldn't say Darren Till outsmarted anyone
>>145427618Keep in mind Stipe was this good then, and now has had 4 years to improve. Jon Jones is fucked
>>145427661He's old as fuck and his chin is flushed. Jon is a dead man
Should i just kill myself? There's not a single good fight booked at the moment so i wouldn't be missing a thing
>>145427669Stipe fucking sucks and looks like he has leukemia. Stipe by anything he wants
is there any interest in any title fight on the horizon?>bringing in some jap to feed to pantoja>inbred epo crotchsniffer vs inbred epo crotchsniffer>the corpse of Volk, again>Tsarukyan would be interesting, but that would imply Islam is actually fighting>thankfully Belal is dying>DDP could heem Strickland I guess>Ankalaev>old faggot vs old fireman(faggot)>old faggot won't fight legitimate champion because he is not legitimate because he can't fight him the company is a fucking wasteland Jesus
What MMA fans don't understand is that while Jon tends to mix his striking and wrestling, Stipe has this uncanny ability to blend styles of grappling and kickboxing together, and has knockout power on top of that. Jon will likely pull out due to a prolapsed anus.
>>145427618Reminder that ciryl godne effortlessly played with this version of ngumbo on the feet
>>145427684
>>145419568Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh GRASSO SEX GRASSO SEX I WANT TO FUCK FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!oouagh... auuuwwuhh... auu-AAAA-AUUUUGHHH!!!!! AUUUUUUUUUUUGHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH
>>145427818
The Mengtalist
How many of you can run a 5 minute mile or a 5k?
>>145427083ilia is essentially every good featherweight in history combined
>>145428008I can’t run a 5 min mile but I do 5km regularly (slow jog and focusing on nose breathing)
>>145428098
>>145428008Get a job dude don't fall for the WEF propaganda no actual hunter apex predator ran that much
chinese narco arrested today, heem.
>>145428702That's wild
>>145428702chickne
>>145428098Conor would only maybe starch him because he is so juiced to the gills but even a natty Ilia is so fucking crisp and powerful be might just land a left hook
>>145428098Prime Conor snipes Ilia with that left hand, respentfully
>>145427818sexo
Ilia would beat the shit out of Colby and not even lol
>>145428788ilia's favorite way to close range is throwing combos far out and punching his way inside. nightmare game plan against conor, turdporia would turn crotch sniffer like he did vs emmett.
conor swore he would never heem another midget and illlia is the greatest beneficiary of that promise
Conor literally broke in half o side the cage lmaooo Ilia would Maxolk him
What a fucking Hiroshima nuke this type of power being generated could power all of Las Vegas
BruhI mean Ilia has just saved TKO holdings group
>>145428702weak
>>145428008I train 2 hours a day for fun, may be the only neet in the world that doesnt spend that extra time on vidya
>>145429099where do i sign up for this
Getting up every day at 4 in the morning to work, I want to kill myself
>>145429099
>>145429179wow hes a straight up cycle path
pull up heem
>>145429248nobody on this heem gives a fuck about turbomanlet fights and wmma
>>145428008I can ride a bike better than any here
what is this called
>>145429260rolling around like a faggot
>>145429248this looks like the start of a hood fight video
You'll newbies don't even know what T-Wood finna did for the sport. His contributions make that boy a GOAT
mfw when presented with twoodleys contributions to the sport
>>145429260CDF was so cool man
>>145429248Canada looks like that?
>>145429476brutal tko
this halloween theme hurts my eyes
It’s now Novheember
heemember heememberthe 5th of novheember
Lucas Tracy fight companions should return.
lucas tracy is a girl name
>>145429639Islam won 4-1
>>145429677b-b-but Poolk did little gay arm punches and made a soiface screaming whil Islam was in a dominant position...
Islam 1, 3, 4. He also arguably won round 2Volk did come dangerously close to finishing him in round 5 though
Islam survived Volk
Volk 2345
islam vs volk 1islam vs dustinilia vs bryceilia vs volkilia vs max(5) fights total to calibrate your simulations of ilia vs islamthat's all i'm going to say for now
anakan won.
Volk won every round
>>145429735Islam is actually rather good at escaping bad situations. Better than Volk is at least. And we haven't actually seen Ilia fight a southpaw yet. That can be a really debilitating experience for a self-taught boxerAlso the fight's not happening anyways. No reason to do calculations. It's never going to be
Just finished playing ufc u3 (2013) some of the old divisions were as good or better than todays like welterweight middleweight lightheavyweight while others sucked hard like lightweight or bamtameweight
>>145429756>welterweightYeah Welterweight really falls off a cliff once you leave the too 5.>middleweightMiddleweight was fucking SHIT back then. Modern middleweight is way better on both the unranked and the ranked level, even if it's not a particularly good division>lightheavyweightWe may legitimately have the worst LHW era in UFC history right now
>>145427083Dustin Poirier is the greatest fighter of all time
volk was in better condition vs ilia than almost any other fight in the ufc
Said it before will say it again Volk should be cooking with Action Bronson they look like a Mexican wrestler and his midget companion
>volk was in better condition vs ilia than almost any other fight in the ufc
>>145429567As opposed to most UFC fights gurucel?
fuck it Volk vs Tony for the interim WW belt
yeah he would have eaten this shot easily if not for previous losses
Heemiliation ritual
>>145422238>250 pro fightsdo these guys all die at 42 or what
>>145429171Don't let me stop you, being a bitchmade faggot is a lifelong condition and it seems your case is severe
>>145429763holy shit these bums were considered the two best fighters until just recently
>>145429838Yes but neither can most the PoohFC roster, plus I don't mind submissions seems odd of you to lump them in together. Don't mind my lashing I just miss FightFairy oh so very much
IT'S UP!!!https://youtu.be/Z1uNNSmyOPkhttps://youtu.be/Z1uNNSmyOPk
Dana fucked me
>>145429883How am I supposed to make it passed Christmas without her>>145429891It's narrated by bugs bunny doc
francis ngannou played with sand as a kid. he's basically the greatest human on earth.
>>145419948I'm seeing double here, six Belals
francis ngannou played with sand as a kid. he's basically the gayest human on earth.
How can it be gay to play with sand if it feels like tiddies
this largely downplayed moment will be retconned in the future as a moment where the whole world cheered and knew he was knocking max out and becoming the new mcgregor
>>145429988Topuria has already surpassed the fucking drug addict
>>145430017I'm awake now btw b you can go not raise your son in peace
which fighter has the lowest screen timeI'm thinking that mongol looking mf
>>145430063The painter O'Malley beat up comes to mind or Despaigne
iliabros... it seems you can only beat islam by punching him in the face... we're in trouble
Shavkat is the real life iteration of a Mongrol warrior. Only the world’s most powerful dynasty.
Anal sex with Stamp Fairtex
>>145430113how far we've fallen volkbros...
>>145430146Stamp is an honorable woman now b have some respect
>>145430172I respect her. However, the desire to rectocopulate with her is far too strong for me to refrain from vocalizing my desire to insert my phallus into her rectum using the spit of one of her female friends.
>>145430195Very understandable big dawlg but she's going to be married if she isn't already and isn't Sankoing or Derning around so it seems in poor taste to me especially when devilishly delectable delights like Rebecca Bisping or are Jolie Poirier are on offer and far more disrespectful to their vows
>>145423187Serious question.The local hard man in your area is at a Bar, he feels disrespectful by some little fag he could knock out while brushing his Teeth. He gives him a few hooks, hurts him, then the fag gets realised he doesn't anymore, jumps on his back and tries to chicken him with no success, then just decides the safest option is to just stay there and hold him so the savage can't do anything to him until Security comes.Who won that fight?
I made a Pakistani man cry by holding his face and screaming "STINK MONKEY" in his face very very aggressively when I was drunk in Canada this last weekend
>>145430234It's a draw b
>feels disrespectful>gets realised he doesn't anymore
>>145430234Not the fans by the sounds of it
fucking guru motherfucker he can't keep getting away with it. check his latest vid about belal injured it's all my fucking posts one after another. this guy is a psychopath.
belal muhammad has purchased tko group holdings inc (rumor)
>>145430282
finpedo
heh nice mmgay skills kiddo>heems you with a 250lb lardass overhead right
>>145429802It probably wouldn’t have knocked him out instantly but he would have dropped him and ended the way max did
stylistic matchup mma math only works with things that can't change. like reach, or massive skill gaps in a particular area that can't be closed in time for the fight. like ben askren vs leon edwards you can definitely claim that if it stays on the feet the whole time ben will either get heemed or lose a decision. but most of the time there's way more nuance. good fighters can adjust even if it's a significant change.
>>145429171Had to wake up at 3 every day for two years, now i don’t have to wake up until 5 but my new cat wakes me up at 4 on the dot every morning
you can win a fight without fighting
>>145430431only a beast would get foot fungus
>>145430228OHHHHHHHHHH THE DISRESPECTFUL NIPPLE
men shouldn't have nipples, another one of God's cruel jokes.
FUCK volkanovskidrink prime
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1730429008042239.webm
>>145430553What the fuck happened?
>>145430559dey tooker
>>145430284>>145430337You can't win a fight by surviving, it's in the name, it's just surviving. If cowboy Cerone went to a rock climbing club and got into a fight with an untrained climber I'm sure they'd have a tight enough grip to hold him so they can't get beaten up anymore
Future bantamweight GOAT and present star of reality dating series “Fight Or Flight”, Payton Talbott, scheduled to fight Raoni Barcelos at UFC 311
>>145430596at only 26 years of age, there's no doubt payton talbott will get his hands on ufc gold
>>145430559>>145430588>>145430596>>145430601OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730450281646645.webm
>>145430605how this doo fightin if he kysd himself
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHE'S HURThttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1730450281646645.webm
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>>145430613What a fucking idiot, I'm at work, I didn't know webms could even play sound here. And the link was irrelevant and pointless anyway. I'm starting not to dislike you
What the best physique for MMA and why is it the fridge bod?
