NEWS: Belal Muhammad is OUT of UFC 310 fight with Shavkat Rakhmonov
This is the thread
Is it true Belawl has never knocked anyone down
>>145419570OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729850016253230.webm
>>145419585fraid so
>>145419585Even Colby has a knock down btw
heavyweight? more like fat stupid retard weight
>>145419585even his "TKO" of sean brady was a standing stoppage
>>145419606Aspinall is all those things yes
Having a ducking terrorist like Belal as champion is bad for business. Unless Belal denounces Hamas, UFC should strip him of the title effective immediately.
so whos fighting shavkat for the le interim belt?
Too fastToo explosiveToo strongToo sharpToo intelligentToo violentToo determinedTom Aspinall.
>>145419641rinat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I POST MY THREAD FIRST. WHY ARE THE RULES NOT RESPECTED AND FOLLOWED?JANNY DO SOMETHING. THIS IS CHAOS
>>145419622>>145419628I think i leave 4chan soon. Dead site like instagramhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729849066852376.webm
brehs...
ACKmed
>>145419650nobody gives a shit you mentally ill retard
Belal really did that to his toe to duck Shavkat. The man is PETRIFIED!
>>145419629Correct, however your country has been overrun by muzzies/nigerians/indians and you've been collectively raped for over a decade now, mon ami. I'm not sure you're the one to be criticizing other people's countries.
>>145419650Removing the poster count and now the new anti-spam 15 minute wait time before 1st post are bizarre decisions tbqh
Upon further review, this thread was indeed 6 seconds earlier>>145419568>>145419568>>145419568>>145419568>>145419568
>>145419660>saves 4 cards in the span of a yearwhy are other fighers suck fucking pussies?
brehs.............
>>145419685That site is fucking dead.It's been years i didn't laugh on 4chan
>>145419694he will use that activity excuse to duck Ankalaev.
>>145419660>>145419697brazzas don't do short notice
>>145419702Bro? >>145419697
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
>>145419691<3
>>145419710It's either duck or get knocked the fuck out by brazza
>>145419697>4 fucking PPVs saved by him
>>145419697based
>>145419649I already posted there b
Pereira is tailor-made for Ankalaev. Ankalaev only has boring fights when his opponent is scared to engage. Pereira is aggressive. Any time someone has been aggressive with Ankalaev we get to see his sniper counter heems. Pereira is fucked. Jizzy put him out stiff as a board.
>>145419731That loss vs izzy from stupidly rushing in really made him unbeatable now
>>145419724Too much of a real one to duck, he'll heem Ank into living death before the end of the year.
>tale or maid
>>145419609Kek
someone post the screencap where I said Ankalaev would be champ by the end of 2024. I predict these tings.
>>145419724>>145419740https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1729849020437856.webm
>>145419738
it's weird how if you win the fight you win the fight but if you lose the fight you don't really lose
This entire thread is haram
Dricus vs Pereira
>>145419697>Wants to take a well deserved break for a few months >Still willing to save cards How can one man be so based.
It's so dark out today I'm always scared on nights like these that Aces and Haps just blend into the night like ninjas
>*deeply inhales onions breath*>HES SAVING CARDS AGAINST SLOPPY KICKBOXERS HES A TOP 5 ATGwhy are redditors like this
Shavkat heems Poatan
>>145419660Don't fool yourselves, Alex doesn't care about legacy or proving anything, he only cares about money, and since he already has a bunch of mercenary promo shit schedule untilll next year, i doubt he actually accepts this fight.I think Ankalaev wouldn't take it either, considering the relative short notice nature of the fight.
Waste of perfectly good bacon that
I know a guy...
>>145419660ankalev literally just fought
>>145419819good job, now you will burn in hell along with abdulmanap and kobe (both of them)
>>145419795because their judgement is not clouded by perpetual impotent seething like yours
>>145419840I really want to heem his missus I need help
> Hey Dana, send over the contract.
heeminder pereira is likely still recovering from the injuries he had going into the khalil fight and he's still willing to accept short notice
>>145419847The serbian rat didn't inflict any damage on him. He's good to fight this very month.>>145419697no way this is real
>>145419870>BUT REDDIT HECKING LIKES HIM YOU CAN'T LIKE HIM AAAAAAAAAAAARHG
> and just like that... he's back in the title picture
>belal hasn't been stripped yet
>>145419894Poatanbros...
Why Islam Makachaev not even being considered to step up and face Shavkat for the interim?
I'm stoned
>>145419916Islam & Khabib have never taken a short notice fight lol
>>145419916Shavkate is way to fucking big brazza
>>145419916He only fights featherweights
>>145419903He's injured can't strip him for that
oh pantoja vs asakura isn't good enough to main event on it's own huh?
>>145419903After John "Bottom" Jones established the precedent that you can stay two years inactive, there is really no fair reason to strip anyone anymore. It is very likely that even with this injury Belal still defends faster than Leon.
>>145419916brazza I need 12 months, Abu Dhabi and IV to prepare for fite u know dis
>>145419916Islam is supposed to fight Arman in January
>>145419925Are drugs legal in Finland?
>>145419940>>145419946both jiri and jamawl were forced to vacate when they got injured
>>145419949also he'd have to fight Belal after he recovers from the injury and they're frens
>>145419962No
>>145419965Jiri and Jamahal vacated their belts on their own. The UFC did not force them.
>>145419965They weren't forced, they vacated on their own because they are real ones.
>>145419870He's one of the realest ones in the company right now and fags will still seethe at him because le popular reddit fanbase
His foot was a balloon
>>145419977>>145419984jiri had to be "convinced" to vacate you goofs, read between the lines
>>145419977they probably got told to, makes them look good and there's no need for retarded interim squabble also what the fuck is Jakwab HIll doing, it's been 8 months since he got heemed
>>145419985not really. he's just had easy fights aside from khalil really being his toughest test. it's easy to fight regularly with confidence when you take no damage.
>Dominick Cruz is still ranked #14 in the Bantamweight division>5 fights in past 8 years>3 losses in past 5 fights>Hasnt fought in over 2 years
>>145419985The thing is: he doesn't even do anything special, he just fights (his job). It shows how gay the rest of the top ranked fighters and champions really are.
you guys are sitting here thinking it's gonna be poatan vs ankalaev when we're probably getting hamzat vs poatan
>>145420005khalil landed one good shotjan was his actual toughest test
>>145419995That just means he's a little pussy butch who gets bullied by pencil pushers.The UFC really can't justify stripping someone for being out a few months for injury. Belal has no reason to vacate at all, even if Hunter asks him to
its usmeng vs shavkat for interim
>>145419976
>>145420017Nah we're getting alex vs rountree 2
argh my toe
there is a reason nobody ever mentions his name...
>>145420028
It's not a day for work. It's a day for catching tan
Dominick Cruz was out on injury for like two years and the UFC didn't strip him until it became ridiculous Put simply, no matter what they say, they can't strip Belal. And making an interim means paying fighters more money, since interim champs get PPV points. With how jewish Dana has gotten lately an Interim is probably the last thought on his mind
how the fuck do you get a bone infection in your toe from training? was he shooting up his steroids in his toe or sum? .
>>145420005The guy was knocked out and came back 3 months later to fight a top contender a weightclass above, he's not confident because he takes no damage or is getting easy fights, he's just not a pussy like most of the other champs that fight once every a year and a half.
and just like that... Belal was forgotten
>>145420036He beat portajon but was robbed and got clowned on ever since
It's easy to be confident when the top 5 of your division are barely trained as fighters at all
>>145420005Islam fought 1-week-camp Volkanovski and took 0 damage, i can't think of an easier fight than that, and he still took 8 months to fight again. Ok, he had an injury, but fighters win 1-round fights with no damage and still take 6+ months to fight again all the time.
>>145420038
>>145420066Are we just making up names now?
Jiri literally doesn't know how to keep his hands up. Pereira has been bullying niggas who took cardio kickboxing classes
is belal muhammad gay? seems like it
JUST LIKE THAT
>>145420104well, apparently he got herpes while giving a footjob and had to pull out of the title fight.
why can't white boys fight?
belal is essentially a pussy. a fucking hurt toe. TOE. give me a fucking break!
>>145420125islam is white
>>145420130A bone infection is a life threatening diseaseTreatment usually requires 4-6 months of antibiotics and if he's unlucky they may have to amputate the toe. He could die
>>145420130Reminder that he was talking shit about Oliveira for pulling out due to a head injury laat year.
MY TOE WAS A BELEWN!
do you believe in karma?
Ankreddit refused the PPV saving fight
>>145420125There has never been a male Asian champion in the UFC
>>145419697kek Bella muhammad
>>145420151Oliveira pulled out for a minor cut. Khalil had the same exact cut in almost the same area and still showed up to fight Pereira.Given that Oliveira was booked to fight Makhachev, and he previously turned down a fight against Makhachev in Rio due to 'mental distress', it's not ridiculous to assume he used the cut as an excuse to duck the rematch
he got an infection from a pedicure didn't he...
>>145420176charles had a massive cut over his eye you slimy little paki
Another pull out
Belal is ducking. He hopes Shavkat accepts a replacement fight and loses so he doesn't have to fight him. cause we all know he is not taking down and holding down that big ass shavkat fella
>>145420094both these dudes murder stankalaev
>>145420192these two suck each other's cocks
izzy is a better champion than pereira
Belal going full Arjan Bhullar
list your ideal champs based on currently active UFC fighters. for me it's>Taira/Tsuruya/Asakura>Talbott>Topuria>Makhachev>Rakhmonov>Chimaev>Jiri>Aspinall
>>145420190Many fighters have gotten cuts of this level and still showed up to fightsMultiple fighters this year have fought through staph infections, Pereira fought with the flu, and again, Khalil Rountree suffered a cut of this sort in camp before the Pereira fightUnless it is genuinely life threatening and requires months of surgery or antibiotic treatment there is no excuse for a pull out. Charles even refused when the UFC offered him to get stitched up by their doctors. He also suffered this cut THE DAY HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FLY OUT FOR THE FIGHT
That's it belal should be put to sleep while he's in the hospital, for the sport sake
>>145420220>iswas, and no he was not. the decision merchant got filtered out by better, more exciting fighters
Dustin Poirier fought Islam Makhachev with injured ribsIslam Makhachev fought Dustin Poirier with a staph infection Charles Oliveira pulled out of the most important fight in his life because of a paper cut
>>145419916Brazzas are never going to move up in weight.
>>145420171asakura will be champion in next fightalso greatest mma fighter is japanese
>>145420262Goddard is such a cunt, should have let Izzy take at least 2 more shots
I hope belal is okay
>>145420274
>>145420247>Khalil Rountree suffered a cut of this sortkhalil was cut on the bridge of his nose, not even close to the same thing>Charles even refused when the UFC offered him to get stitched up by their doctorswrong, he got stitched up before ufc offered him their doctors>THE DAY HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FLY OUT FOR THE FIGHTwrong again pakman, it was on his last sparring day before flying out
>>145419985How is it possible to hate a heemer that fights regularly.
>>145419679>indiansThere is zero indians here
>>145419755He look like ilia
>Former UFC lightweight champion Charles Oliveira apparently had the opportunity for an immediate rematch against Islam Makhachev at UFC 283 in Rio de Janeiro. While the fight may still happen in the not too distant future, it won’t be quite that soon. According to the Brazilian’s manager and coach Diego Lima, the UFC had offered them the booking for the January 21st date, but the team decided to give ‘Do Bronx’ a break instead.
BITCH
Alex WILL NOT step up for this, now shut up and enjoy Shavkat vs Usman, because we can't ever have anything good.
>>145420306>Alex WILL NOT step up for thisAnkalaev*
>>145419903Did belal fuck your gf lmao
>>145420302This was peak UFC aesthetic
>Pereira vs Krylovthank you based Dana
>>145419916He need to fight arman>>145419939>the muh fw argumentHoly coping casual faggot
>decision (majority)>submission (injury)
>>145419697Fuck, it's actually real. But i still think it will not happen, his team will say that the doctors advised him not to fight or some shit like this.
Shavkat vs Islam now
>>145420288>khalil was cut on the bridge of his nose, not even close to the same thingIt was a cut around the same depth in an extremely important area. Taking nostril damage has impact on the fight>wrong, he got stitched up before ufc offered him their doctorsThat's even worse, why didn't he call the UFC first instead of going to a favela butcher >wrong again pakman, it was on his last sparring day before flying outThis is a pedantic argument to make. Randomly deciding to do hard sparring at the last second and pulling out due to a rather minor cut which would have just been sowed up if it happened in a fight and would have been easily treated by the UFC isn't just a random coincidence. He wanted a way out
>>145420306Usmeng would murder shavkat even today
mcgregor vs hooker will headline UFC 310
>>145420373Unironically does 1million+ PPV's
>>145420353IslamShavkat is an overrated aura merchant because of his undefeated 100 % finish record and when he would lose, you will all say "overrated with fraud record"
Post memory holed fights
>>145420306>>145420371Poosman is a roided up bum
Wait some of you actually think wackaloev has a chance?
>>145420315>>145420327Here comes the nafri defense force, you are a pathetic bitch
>>145420397He has way better power, boxing, cardio and wreslting than shavkat and also experience For exemple chimaev would have ragdolled and subbed shavkat in the first round
>>145420400If he doesn't fight like a retard and actually wrestles, the thing he is clearly the best at in the division, he can definitely winHe's probably going to fight like a retard though
>>145420389
>lil pisslam beats shavkat bro!
>>145420400He has a very good chin, i wouldn't be surprised if he eats Pereira's left hook and slips in a big fat overhand an win.
>>145420405And you are a pathetic moortalian cuck with no arguments that seethe because you have a severe case of BDS and that italian "men" are on the same level as females when it comes to fighting
>>145420411>actually wrestles, the thing he is clearly the best at in the divisionHave you ever seen him fight you dumb fuckers he never wrestlers he can't he Is a boxer gooddammit
>>145420425yeah I watched him crotchsniff Krylov after he got tuned up in the first round
>>145420417YeahYou guys forgot how good Volk wasYou still retarded low iq fags that think "he was only a FW" when you guys were all worshipping him not so long agoThe higher you go up, the easier it is because of the skill difference and islam might even gain power at WWShavkat is overrated and he will get fraud check
>>145420425He knows how to mix but maybe with the right time and camp, he could learn how to wreslte for a particular opponent
>>145420426*When Jan lands a multi punch combo flush*
>>145420426*When Izzy throws a jab that misses completely*
>>145420434Try reading some shit dummy31% tk acurracy Is hilarious for the best wrestler in the division He Will try on Pereira once won't get it and thats it
>>145420425You're a cazzieAnkalaev is a decent wrestler, a great one for LHW standards.He has proven this fact SEVERAL times, he out wrestled Krylov and Jan rather easily, which just simply makes him the best in the division at itThe issue is that he's a retard who doesn't play to his strengths. The only reason the Jan fight was a draw was because he deluded himself in to striking for 3/5th of it when he easily crushed Jan from a ride position as soon as he decides to put his singlet on
Talbott vs Raoni Barcelos booked for January 18 PPV
rakic refused to win
>>145420454you can't read a fighttry watching it next time
>>145420454>31% tk acurracy Is hilarious for the best wrestler in the divisionHoly FUCK are you a casual.
If Jan Blachowiz and Jiri Prozchazka can take you down Magomed Ankleaev will take you down (if he decides to not be retarded for once)
>>145420462who the fuck is that?
>>145420484The guy Umar heemed
>>145420424Why would you get so revved from being called a "nafri"? what is the big deal, aren't you proud of your heritage?
>>145420474Astute observation anon, Keep me updated on developments
>>145420049I don't mind Shavkat vs JDM for an interim
>>145420462can they find a better gatekeeper than Barcelos
>>145420461>>145420471>>145420469You guys are all brain damaged, compare Almeida 205 fights to wankalaev to see a good wrestler in the higher divisions my god you eat up the cazzie narrative so bad
>>145420503THE singular Jailton 205 fight against Danilo Marques? the peak of wrestling
>>145420302Look at how Cub is confused by Charles fake one behavior
>>145420506your nation was bitchmade and feminine considering you ran to France like a coward
Dr. Zabit has just prescribed Ank the brain drugs, it's over for Pereddit
>>145420503Danilo Marques and Pleasure Man are not exactly comparable to Krylov and Jan
>>145420506>>145420522Then why all you nafris larp as Italians
>>145419835>he only cares about money which is why he will not accept more money quickerretard
>>145420530>tf>tpLMAOKeep seething maggot, i stay there, you wont do shit
>>145420514Why are they living rent free in some peoples heads then
>>145420454>Ankalaev has shoot 4 takedowns since 2022Beast of a wrestler, demonic even.
>>145420538We dont
Terrible /heem/ showing by the French today. Hope they do better next time.
>>145420550He's retarded b, not much too itSomeone who's not good at wrestling would be able to do what he did to Jan. He is simply too stupid to succeed. If he had braincells he would be an unbeaten champion right now, every blemish on his record comes from him doing something retarded. He tapped to Paul Craig with one second on the clock for no reason, he refused to start wrestling with Jan until he was down on the cards and then he INSTANTLY started winning as soon as he actually did it, and he illegally kneed Johnny Walker for no reason. He's just too retarded
>>145420554Then cut it with the "we are basically Italian because some Italians are brown" shtick you mongoloid because I'm the whithest motherfucker you'll ever meet
>>145419660Pereddit already ducked
>>145420530Your country's masculinity is carried by a french man
>>145420524>>145420533Okay use his he fights too thats what a big guy wrestler Is non stop takedowns control submissions, ankalaev has nothing on Almeida sorry fags Almeida may have a chance against Pereira but wankalaev has got the tools Its not that he doesn't use, Is not that he preffers to strike Its that HE IS FUCKING INCAPABLE OF WRESTLING AT A HIGH LEVEL AND HIGH PACE
>>145420544you scared of going home bitchboi youre a roach there and a roach in france
>>145420548because they keep following white people like the dogs they are
>ankalaev NEVER wrestles>what about those times he wrestled>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145420640>what about those times he wrestledHe got submitted at the buzzer
>b-but he has done 5 takedowns in 20 fights he can wrestleThis Is how you sound fucking faggots
Peereddit went from ducking to gagging for a fill up from his Ankadaddy? is he on his period?
>>145420611what would a nafri on a broken iphone 8 know about masculinity?
Absolutely no good webms of wmma talent itt
>there are already talk of Topuria vs Makachev pushed by Ali the rat>the nafri gets butthurt if somebody mention that makachev only fight featherweightspottery
>>145420658>>145420655Aaand this two woke up I am out
FACT: Ankalaev sniffed Krylov's butt
>>145419594What a shit wank
Since it’s Halloween, what was the scariest heem moment you witnessed?
>>145420626Learn english pablo>non stop takedowns control submissionsFirst submissions have nothing to do with wrestling. Second, not all wrestlers are chain wrestlers. Usman doesn't shoot as much as Colby did, because that's not what he does. You'd understand the differences if you knew anything but your a cazzie>HE IS FUCKING INCAPABLE OF WRESTLING AT A HIGH LEVEL AND HIGH PACEIf that was true he wouldn't be able to do what he did to Jan in the championship rounds of the fight. That's not someone incapable of 'wrestling at a high level'. That's someone who is literally the best at it in the division.
What the fuck did is this Halloween haram shitThe red hashtag stings so much I can't even read the posts
>>145420687>harameverythings haram retard
>>145420657I live in a country with enough sunlight for me to produce testosterone, for one.
>>145420680
>>145420658gotchu b
>>145420687Are you color blind b
>>145420687welcome to 4chan, your first time? thanks for stopping by, we welcome all strangers
>>145420692Shut up you kaffir may Allah strike you with the jahanam fires
are all dagistanis inbred?
This whole conversation is pointless because Ankalaev is too retarded to shoot. He won't even think about a takedown in the first round
>>145420725blah blah blah STFU nerd
>>145420667You the deadbeat gambling addict dad? You'll be sorely missed b
>>145420728its called endogamy and yes
>>145420722>using a pcI haven't posted using a pc in at least 4 years
>>145420702you have enough test to be a slave, congrats.
>>145420745hahahahah
Question: are british people allowed to speak on the subject of inbreeding ?
>>145420745you can do the same thing on your phone you brown retard
>>145420424shut the fuck up and go to the closest mosque to stuff your face into another man's ass you algernian faggot
>>145420754yes, or as your people say "oui"
Happy Halloheem everyone
>>145420716Phwoar get stuck in lads weyheyhwoar
Blackout.
>>145420766
>>145420755I don't know how you kaffir chinkI swear ill submit a fatwa to behead your yellow ass if you keep yelling at me
Only a couple of more weeks until Chandler murders Shartles
are there any bosniaks in the ufc?
relax faggots, pereira wasn't even offered the fight. he and his team aren't going to be taking the fightit's either going to be an interim shavkat vs jdm or maybe they push for islam vs arman to be a month earlier
>>145420791>wow imaginary threats to some imaginary chinkI would send you to the afterlife free of charge
>>145420680Last Abu Shaubi card, too much violins
>>145420800Not anymore I don't think soNot sure if Hadzovic got cutMirsad Bektic was suppose to be a big thing until he got heemed by Emmet (fluke)
>>145420791Don't say that word.
>>145420824You could spit shine my boxer shoes boy>>145420832Which one habibi
>>145420779Chandler going as Hap’s Dad for Halloween
>>145420848>boxerId outbox and sub you rather easily
>>145420884>Id outboxNo>subMore likely
>>145420900Id definitely outbox ya scrub
>>145419766Of course you lose
asakura is getting lay and prayed
>>145420911Orthodox or southpaw? What's ur reach?
>>145420925Pantoja is FUCKED
>>145419859Erm why?
>>145420925I’m gonna lay your mom and she’ll be praying for more
They linked up
>>145420094I love Jiri but he's fucking retarded
>>145419570Ok, but why is that "literally who?" brazillian guy favorite over Derick Lewis?
>>145420937Need you even ask
>>145420927ortho and like 77" cant switch hit too, jab good from both sides fairly tall but can box on the inside too
>>145420946
what happened to Jan anyways? is he still alive?
>>145420959dinGOD is the future b
>>145420946Freaks
>>145420980too damaged from the Pereira fight stilland people think he won...
>>145420970kek
>>145420936Kai already getting annoyed after defending the second takedown, easy 49-46 for Merab if they were to fight
>Take a fuckin' seat and learn
>>145419594I didn't know she had such a good body, what's her name? I want to have a go too now
>>145420576Nobody ever said that you retard What are we saying is that some italians look mena Nobody want to be italian>whitest mfDont care and i doubt
>>145420959He was a half decent kickboxer and Lewis is getting old, also undefeated fighters always get a better odds.
>>145421002You click his links b?
>>145420968>77"What the fuck are you an orangutan?! >cant switch hit too, jab good from both sides fairly tall but can box on the inside tooMy bad b, I'd like to spar tho
>>145420960You're into her? Fair enough
>>145420998it's over
>>145420936i completely forgot about this kek
>>145421031KWAB
>>145420998theres only 7 leafs on the card hows there 9 in that pic?
>>145421029She has all the trappings of a regretful but enjoyable romp and a sinful heem likely while yabba dabba is in the room next door
>>145421042nvm some fight out of canada
>>145421027All of them, every time
>>145419594>tf >tp like clockwork
>>145421042Theres 0 champions from Britain
>>145421047When you put it that way, it is quite alluring
>>145421065Weren't you supposed to have gone
Had to do a quick google searchYep, still no ranked canadian fighters
>>145421071Uhhh how is that related to the comment you're replying too? Bong derangement much
Fuck halloween this isn't a pagan general, we celebrate All Saints Day here.
ANK WITH THE DUCK OHHHHHHHHH HE'S OUT OF THE FIGHT JUST LIKE THAT MAGOMED ANKALAEV DUCKS TWO TITLE FIGHTS
>>1454210850 bong born champions in the history of the ufc
>>145421082The concept of Michael Mellott
>>145421076I guess she was just attention seeking >>145421065
>>145421095deranged
>>145421102Tom "Polish" Aspinall
>>145421082nice try faggot
Chadgomed is ready to make a quick turn around. Will Pereddit duck him again?
>>145421112LMFAO don't even give Jaz a name
The Canadian is a lanklet and has his hands swinging to his kneesAfter I tell him we go light sparing I'm headhunting with a right overhand after slipping his jabBoom headahot, undefeated
>>145421112>only women do canadian girls beat up their husbands?
Stubbed my toe
>>145421117Potato already declined, he is too busy outside UFC the rest of the year
>>145421132KWAB, why is he so terrified of champkalaev?
EXCEPTIONAL NEWS:https://youtu.be/ZiasALAYuEMHerbmeister is on the Jaxxon Podcast
>>145421130Which one is the impostor
>>145421144I like Herb, not a typical at all
>>145421144You ever consider buying one of the chains?
Ankalaev will duck and Alex will fight Jamawl. Screencap this
>>145421130Imagine sucking BEASTlal's toes haha
Herb is based beyond belief
When Herbal Dean says "You gotta move!" you better move.
>>145421117HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Literally all that happened is Pereira posted a telephone emoji in the comment section of some random ig page. There's no reason for the UFC to offer him a fight at 310 because Belal's injury is serious, so he will be away for a long time, then obviously they need an interim championship fight for 170. Alex is always posting some cryptic bait shit on social media that gets people talking about him and they fall for it every single time.
>>145421202KWAB
>>145421202OHHHH ANKALAEV WITH THE DOUBLE DUCK
>>145421202OH NO NO NO PFFFFFFF AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>145421130Putrid vile pestilence
Herb Dean dot com
>>145421202
MAKE THE CALL DANA
>>145421202Damn Pereddit ducked that fast?
shartkalaev be like >*BRRRRAAAAAP* >*plop*>bwazza i do a stinky
Now that Ankalaturd did the khabib special. Will pakibong ever recover?
Kek Herb might have just admitted to getting bribes in UFC
>>145421202kek what a kwab, it's probably going to be the jan rematch then
>>145421202What does it mean? Maybe Ali posted it but Magomed told him to shut it down? Maybe the other way around?
>>145421244
>>145421250mate you don't have to live blog your podcast watching experience
>>145421202Fucking kek what a fucking kwab.
>>145421259Ali keeps Ank locked in a room, drooling while staring at a wall
nooo i'm a fan of both the queen of violence and jasudavicius
>>145421269I'm not your mate pet
>>14541957019-0 by pseem
It’s Usdaddy time
why are muslims so gay?
>>145421272Kwafkwab
belal has been demoted to interim champion
>>14542129920 minutes in and this is probably one of the best interviews of the year
>>145421296it's in the kuran. Muhammad was a femboy and sucked many cocks
https://x.com/champrds/status/1852037250969678209?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQNeed this webmd immediately
>>145421313Meant for >>145421296
>>145421316>My ancestor
The truth is Usman beats Shavkat. I don't like it either but Shav doesn't have Khamzat's grappling or Leon's sharp striking, he is a plodding all rounder. Good style for Marty sadly
>>145421335Usman is old and has bad joints
>>145421327
>>145421316here you go b
>>145421361
>>145421353Needs some vans snickers and he is literally me
>bebitch heemed his foot to duck scatkat
>>145421335One 1-2 and usmans knees will buckleMnoglian strength is on a different level>>145421353Based neanderthal rocknroll guy
>>145421391>rocknroll guythat's zoomer drip
>>145421403You would know
>>145421403Idk man I'm a boomerI'm pretty sure I've seen kids wearing baggy pants with some Metallica shirt before>rocknrollI know I know, don't bully me cos I can't remember any specific subgenre of "cool" music
37 days until Gane fights.
>>145421444>some Metallica shirthe's wearing a shirt of himself b
>>145421444Don't listen to the brocoli haired one Orolbai is cool and I like his style as well
>>145421292>i should get to fight for the title..... because........ BECAUSE JUST LET ME DO IT
>>145421522Usman won all those fights
>First and foremost I wanna thank my coaches and Jesus Christ for helping me beat Stipe. Without them this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
>>145421496Do you wear those combat trousers with jelly fish Dangling bits? And that kind of stuff. I always thought of you as a levis 501 and polo kind of guy, Nordic knitted Wool Jumper when it's cold
>>145421496how do you manage to misunderstand literally everythingthe company that makes the shirt he's wearing brought him in and purposely styled him like a western zoomer
>>145421522He went to a majority decision with the GOAT
>First and foremost I wanna give my coaches a kiss and a blowjob for helping me rob Strickland. Without them finishing me in the locker-room this wouldn’t be possible.
>>145421522>majority decision so a win
>>145421598a draw actually
>>145421076Not yet..
>>145421548HW Jon looks kinda weird. Muscular torso on top of chicken legs is awkward
>First and foremost I wanna give my coaches a kiss and a blowjob for helping me rob Reyes. Without them finishing me in the locker-room this wouldn’t be possible.SOON
bones derangement syndrome
>>145421548Tom asspiss and his faggot gnome dad are shaking in their boots at the sight of these towering monsters
>>145421548You triggered the sodoma refugees.
Too many bullies here I'm outAnd to my Canadian-Asian orangutan reach nemesisI'm finna heem you boy 16oz gloves tho, I don't want to hurt you too much
>>145419697Chama??
>>145421638Tom's taller than all 3 of them kwab
>>145421654Tom reddit cretin with an attitude and a foul stinking retard mouth and a pedophile freemason sodomist projecting hard for the sake of them to fuck off faggot
Gane vs Michael Myers. Who would win?
>>145421666Most mentally stable Joncel
the jon jones gay jokes are totally unfounded, it’s not like he says he wants to finger men’s buttholes and that he’s “obsessed with LA guys” or that he misses his boyfriend in jail or anything weird like that
>>145421666actually frothing with unintelligible rage lmfao
>>145421668Myers has that killer instinct dawg
Tom "asspiss" redditnall
Tommy Knuckles
>>145419570Tfw Shavkat will sit around almost 2 years inactive and we miss the chance for 2 asian champs in the same night
>>145421675Even if somehow he did say that, why would that mean someone likes men
>>145421717>somehow he did say thathe literally said all those things
Rose startling to look like Nate Diaz
>>145421710>mfw promoted to undisputed
>>145421690Thats entirely the swiftkey flow
BRAZZA I DUCK EVERYBODY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
somehow, people can't remember that time shavscat went life and death with jeff neal
I will not recognise Tom as a champion until he stops ducking and fights Gane
I will not recognise Tom as a champion until he stops
>>145421723You didn't get the sarcasm
They should let Zatdaddy pozz Pereddit at 310.
>>145421675Where's the news?
khamzat is a gay rapist and he has AIDS
>>145421623>Making post like this doesn't mean im gay, im just joking.
Why can you incel chuds just admit that Islam would kill turdporia?
POZZreira
imagine what heavyweight reyes would do to jones
jones is just joking when he acts gay and says gay things every waking moment of his life
>>145421802Yeah he would devastate him haha
>>145421792We would send Islam to the shadowrealm.
>>145421792Islam would not kill him because that would be murderidiot
>>145421792Pisslam lost to volk
>>145421792I’m a Scottish sissy and I have BDS in my bussy. Sorry daddy
>>145421802He might be able to get a draw this time, scary thought.
>>145421822Life is one big joke to him
>>145421792You spent months saying volk would do that, then said that max would do that, who are you going to say will kill topuria after he heems islam.
Jon Jokes
huh?
Jon Jones has a wife and kids and more money than any of you loser will ever have
>>145421863>Jon Jones has a wifeNo he doesn't
Volk is %100 going to win the rematch with TURDporia and make it look easy too.
Jon Jester
>>145421833Go away
Jon Japes
>>145421863he has a BEAUTIFUL fiancee
>>145421870Yeah I think people will be shocked when Volk decides to gain knockout power and KOs topuria just like he KOed him last time. In the end volk will be declared goat again.
The Raped
>>1454218633 daughters
>Mexicope getting cocky againHe talks so much shit and then refuses to take any sort of responsibility when he's wrong, I think he may actually just be a UFC shill bot
Sean O'CANley innit thoughalbeverbeitmore
>>145421902How did Jon survive the daughter curse while volk perished.
>>145421792Because Turdpuris would literally kill Pisslam and take a dump on his corpse
>>145421923His level diminished immediately after his 3rd daughterThat was around the time he started going life or death with Anthony Smith and OSP
>>145421923He passed it on the pregnant woman. Gurucels dont realize this was the right thing to do because they are obese incel retards fedoratheists
>>145421905What responsability am i supposed to take? Fucking dork lol, what about your responsability when im right?
>>145421923He survives on pure rage and hatred
You're just going to bitch about Islam beating up featherweights when he beats Topuria And why are we even discussing a fight that's never going to happen anyways
Asspinal anus + Jones BBC
>>145421940GDS
>Mexicope posting iPhone screenshots of random american flags againYep he's revved
I'm gonna be honest I still think Jon Jones wins against Aspinall.
>>145421950It's just a BDStard fantasy/cope
imagine what heavyweight aldo would do to welterweight goob
>>145421941Crop your screenshots you spaz
>>145421941BDS (Burger Derangement Syndrome)
I lied about Jon Jones beating Aspinall. I was pretending to be completely fucking retarded
>>145421971The Joe Rogan Experience
>>145421971It's not like that
OOOOOOHHHHHHH JANNY WITH THE BIG RIGHT HANDHE'S OUT
>>145421975Grow up nigga
>>145421975This is not me
>>145421553I tried to delete this but it won't work. Just ignore it
>>145421987I made this post to throw you guys off
>>145420680when this happened..
this might sound crazy but i think tom aspinall has a decent chance at beating ilia topuria
>DDP vs Poatan in 310 in Light Heavyweight>Khamzat vs Strickland for number 1 contender for MiddleweightThink about it.
MMA 427: Nurmagomedov vs. McGregor Jr.
>BDS chuds faces when ZatDADDY instantly subs dricus dubussygaped
>>145422004shut it schmulenstein
>>145422015that's not their faces
>>145422004That's retarded
>>145422004Zatdaddy beats all those bums in the same night
>>145422004You can't have champions randomly getting double champ fights in MMA. There aren't enough belts to go around. It freezes divisions every time that happens
there's not a single person in human history who could beat khamzat chimaev in a fighgt
>>145422004Why did Cuckzat duck the Gaza massacre?
>>145422044brock lesnars
Magodaddy schlong + Poabussy
>>145422062b-but brazzas don't fight on short notice!
>>145422004just relegate strickland to gatekeeper and stop pretending he's in the title mix, it only clogs up the divisiondricus vs khamzat, it's the only fight that makes sense
>>145422062Holy fuck Anklesprainev is one bad motherfucker
Why would you ever agree to a double champ fight?>Lose to champion moving up from weight class underKWAB what a loser John Midgetson is the GOAT>Beat the champion from the weight class belowHe just beat up a midget who cares, might as well be fighting a flyweight
OOOH ANKALATURD WITH THE DUCK
ankalaev looked unimpressive against jiri's bitch aleksander rakicim thinking poatan heems that bum
Here's the thing: Jon Jones has an uncanny ability to just win. No matter what he wins. Against Smith he should have lost due to DQ but somehow he still won that one. He lost against reyes yet he still won. It is as god himself does not want Jones to lose. He was given to us as a gift from god. Because of it he cannot lose. I dont know how he'll win against aspinall because it seems do impossible but you cannot doubt him anymore, it's what god wants. We'll never see Jon Jones lose. He can't lose. It's Impossible for him to lose. As god wills it so shall it be.
rodtang fights in lanta next week
>>145422076They usually happen when there’s no real contender for the upper division
>>145422085I want to see murdered swedish people again.
>>145422091We dont watch that crap here
>>145422085>Jon Jones has an uncanny ability to just win.it's called cheating
>>145422095You if anyone should see the reasoning here.
>h-he ducked! Never ming bussytan ducked him 1000 times already
>>145422076It's an easier fight than a legit contender, but you get more publicity.
when anthony smith refused to take a free ufc belt for his own pride and the fans just for fans to see him as a journeyman sissy for the rest of his career
>>145422115his name is lionheart, you wouldn't get it
lets be real here. Belal beats smiff and makes it look easy.
Volkanovski is getting volkanovskeemed
>>145422091>lantaLumpinee*absolute peach of a card too
>>145422110nice selfie
>>145422098It doesn't matter because he still wins. Even when he got stripped of the belt because of a failed drug test against DC. He finished him leaving no doubt that who won. And then he comes back and wins anyway. Work of god that is.
>>145422096i do
>>145422125*sharts*
>>145422127>Work of god that is.actually he just cheated again and didnt get caught that time
>>145422113>It's an easier fight than a legit contenderOften times it's notChampions reach that level for a reason
*snips your post without cropping it*
>>145422135Go clean yourself up Ahmed
>>145422105You are a jewish snake keep going to hell and the earth will be destroyed at the end of the world right about everything is a shithole full of evil people outnumber good people on this website into a pile of them are homosexual faggots with aids and cancer just like that but since you have a problem with this shit give me all your money right now im goysneeding it and also get good at least you have a decade before you go to hell for being a shade SwiftKey SwiftKey Flow
>>145422149Go douche the brazza loads out ya bussy onecel
>>145422125banger
>>145422158huh?
heemcycle>>145419568>>145419568>>145419568
>>145422037What's he making that face for? Were probably going to see him in the same position up on the big screen some time soon
>>145422173Congrats on reclaiming what’s yours m8
