Jack o lantern edition /hoc/vious: >>145417654
From the way Gary has mismanaged the horrific events in Chicago to his refusing to acknowledge a link between traumatic brain injury and CTE, for doing nothing to help retired players, for calling the NHL a “family”, for the Dept of Player Suspensions, for the way the game is marketed, for the lack of any coherent global strategy, for turning his back on issues like painkiller, ambien and toradol abuse, for his lack of empathy and caring, for his 3 lockouts and all the lies. It’s time for Gary to go.#removegary
The Minnesota Wild
Go Bruins!
there's a skeleton on my computer screen desperately looking for not shit games tonight
>>145423240Hes not going anywhere unfortunately
>>145423237about to lose to my canesies
>>145423261Hope he is willing to stay up late...
seattle kraken. that's it, that's the post.
Six kids showed up so far
nobody is coming to trick or treat here...
>>145423340Already at one more than I thought and looks like a few more
>>145423340>>145423351Our trick or treating was last saturday. Older kids stole a bunch of candy. It's like shouldn't you fuckers be out trying to get pussy and not steal candy?
>>145423340I trick or treat as an adult. No one has said anything about it yet.
>>145423296hell yeah fellow krakhead
>>145423296>>145423403monty's /out/ tonight krakbros
>>145423427>>145423403lol fuck the kraken
>>145423237>>145423237>>145423237>>145423237>>145423237
>>145423427Dunn still ded too Joey is in net though, Gru is either still hurt or Dan has seen the light.
Trochek dressing up as a Menendez brother
>>145423386How are they stealing candy don’t you give it out
>>145423477his wife seems like a nice girl
Today's results btw
>>145423477Hope he gets cancelled and dropped from the team for dressing up as and glorifying murderers.
>>145423477This is so problematic cancel this man
Tomorrow's gamesI might be watching Nürnberg -Straubing, not sure yet.
>Copey works at a walmart and gets pissed on by art hoesyikes
>>145423511> pissed on by art hoesSounds based in my book
literally nothing wrong with being pissed on by art hoes
>>145423489>>145423510Nobody cares, with peace and love.
>>145423511Surprised he’s not a landscaper
And the tablegood night boys.
>>145423528I care my man
okay cya
>>145423539Nobody cares that you care, with peace and love. <3
>>145423482We were out taking our kids trick or treating
>>145423529He probably works in lawn & garden though
>>145423489my ice bearsies :)(I've been to Berlin twice and it was nice)
Shaw spotted. And she looks very cute tonight.
>>145423547How would you know who took the candy then
>>145423552Sad
>>145423556lipstick is horrendous and nauseating and it should be banned
>>145423556Is she dressed up as Riley Reid?
I like a woman who looks good in makeup
>>145423553I hate Berlinthe city and the hockey club(they're too good and have too much money)Good for you though, you should try Köln one day
>>145423597go to sleep so we can start the real thread
>>145423559>he doesn't have cameras watching his front door
i hate TBG
>>145423597>you should try Köln one daythe city, or the team?
>>145423621tbg may leech onto my ice bearsies from time to time, but face it, he doesn't have the money to travel to europe
>>145423621Based
>>145423628The lattergreat atmosphere in there, >18k capacityYou should try it
>>145423671how do you charge a guy that's standing behind you
>>145423682I'll try to keep that in mind, but I'm sure I'll forget once I'm actually over there again
>>145423618I live in a white neighborhood
>>145423696league's gone soft
>>145423716which means everyone but you can afford door cameras, rupesh
>SEA 5-4-1>TOR 5-4-1A perfectly even matchup.
>>145423730Just like my marners
>>145423739Retard
Some of these games have no rizz tonight, bros
>>145423742not really
>>145423770Retard
>>145423752We don't sign our posts here bud
>>145423782Retard
>>145423427>birth of childschedule your kids for the all star break!
only shit teams toknight
>>145423845My Jetties play the Houston Texans
Thinking about doing some devious and spooky acts of mischief tonight, lads
>>145423853hope rodgers and adams both drop dead
dead silent in toronto
>scoreless draw>scoreless draw>scoreless draw>scoreless draw>scoreless draw
>>145423903Mets not even using NAS “NY State of mind” whenever they played uniforms says a lot about how forgetful this city is about one of its best rappers man…
>>145423936most of them are their for business meetings or some bullshit. there are maybe 2 dozen real fans in the lower bowl.
>>145423950BASED naschad
>>145423960How expensive is it to live in Toronto?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
broons nigging it up early, get a penal, get burned
>>145423981It aint exactly cheap I'll tell you that for free
>>145423981How many of your acquaintances would you like to share an apartment with, saar? 8? 10 maybe?
my broons :(
>>145424011why are they playing like a caricature of themselves, just trying to hit things instead of actually going for the puck and getting into position to make plays happen?
A kid came to my door and he looked exactly like the kid from up
>>145424024I saw a kid wearing a blackhawks jersey when I was driving :)
Reminder that Riley from Inside Out is a more famous hockey player than anyone in the NHL
bruh..
>Roslovic has 5 goals in 8 games and changewtf I thought he was supposed to be bad???
>>145424042So this is the power of a $66 million goalie
>>145424042that'll be 70 bazillion dollars (plus tip)
>>145424020they've downgraded by every metric and haven't addressed any of their problems
>>145424044by new york rangers trade deadline acquisition standards he was good
>>145424042Imagine letting some retard Alaskan reset your professional sport league’s goalie market.
wow dirty finn toss him from the game
>double minor for grabbing the opponents stick and hitting yourself in the face with it
Can a 4 minute PP save my broons?
The rat got destroyed
>>145424078they already put the Finn in the bin
was not aware of "nhl tonight" on the nhl network, they're just yelling incoherently at the boston bruins lmao
my rat :(
trying to get my pucks deep, bro's
diving ass bruins
>has the puck>gets hit>"interference"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh refchads?is it a full moon tonight?
>>145424126you'd think they'd bother broadcasting some games
why is john forslund blogging live on air about his hatred of halloween
>>145424142that's not really a dive, it's just a bad call
MY RAT SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
>>145423853He said shit teams, not even bigger shit teams
>>145424154because he's just fundamentally a bad guy who's gone under everyone's radar
refpuck
There is far too much refpuch in raleigh tongiht
it's always time for ref genocide
>>145424170That's Kraken hockey, baby!
that's refpuck, /hoc/
>"Mhhm, that's right honey-child." were the first words to a stunned crowd in PPG Paints Arena last night in what was supposed to be a fun family event for all ages. The Pittsburgh Penguins hosted their annual Halloween Costume Meet-and-Greet earlier this afternoon, drawing a crowd of around 150 people only to see Erik Karlsson (D, 34), this year's big offseason acquisition, emerge from the dressing room in what could only be called blackface.>"Disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful. Me and my husband brought our own children here and ended up seeing a minstrel show when it was supposed to make memories for them." said Michelle Washington-Cruz of Glenshaw(28) regarding the incident.>"It was supposed to be Aunt Jemima, the syrup pancake lady, you know?" said Karlsson in response to our reporters.>"When he said "the syrup person" I thought he meant, like, Orville Redenbacher or something because he's Swedish and doesn't really know North American institutions as well as you or I." said two time Stanley Cup champion coach Mike Sullivan(56).>Karlsson was unable to be contacted for further comments due to the teams insistence that he couldn't speak English.>This controversy is only days after the Penguin's alternative captain Evgeni Malkin revealed on X, formerly Twitter, that he was "going to go as the ghost of Johnny this year rip buddy lol".>More local news at 11
eat cock randy
the sports betting thing is bad in leafland huh?
WE RUN THIS LEAGUE
eat cock refpuck
behead all refs
RefBro's.....we are so back
>>145424230refs are the jannies of the NHL
>>145424215jen
lmao holy fuck what was Klefki thinking
>waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh refsGrow up faggots, there is no deep conspiracy against you are your team
>>145424231Never underestimate our power
>>145424259oh baby! danchou!
>>145424259cope the eye test says otherwise
Not a single child showed up to my house to trick or treat tonight ε(´סּ︵סּ`)з
CANES SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>145424259Wrong, I send out negative energies every game in an attempt to sabotage my team so I have something to complain about on /hoc/.
my tsn stream is pitched shift, sounds like Gord and MJ are transitioning
CANES SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>against you are your teamAre they, though?
my broons :((
I honestly thought that Gostisbehere sucked the last time that he was here, but he's really good now
>>145424279more candy for you
my broons :(((
>>145424291imagine those slopbags saggin around without that bra
THIS is what the reffies were trying to hold backjust like /hoc/, the refs fear our power
CANES SCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AGAIN
Nice job Orlov
My hurricanes :)
Unreal. He’s not built to be a starter and his backup sucks.
RefBros we need a big win soon
>>145424321
>bruins players committing penals directly in front of the ref Based retards love to see it SSSSSCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRR
CANES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR AGAIN AGAIN
HOLY SHIT Boston what is going on with your team
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
my broons :((((
sccaaarrrrnorfour czechsiesour canesies:)
4 goals on 10 shots in the first is wild
>>145424347I have no clue but they haven't sucked this bad in a long time
>the city of bombston
>>145424366THAT'LL BE 69 BAZILLION TRILLION DOLLARSBETTER CRANK THOSE TICKET PRICES UP TO COVER IT
>>145424327he's really getting exposed as an ullmark baby
Okay guys let’s not panic, if things go sideways and if Monty has lost the room, the Bruins front office has been great getting coaches for us that have completely revolutionized the way the Bruins play in a very good way. I love Monty, but if he needs to go, then I have full faith that we can get a new coach that will turn things around. This team is too skilled to play this badly. Think Claude Julien, Bruce Cassidy, and the record breaking season for Monty
Unironically are Bruins filled with retards
>>145424349Cute dyke
>>145424366The team is shit but he's looking bad
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENULTY
cannot WAIT to hear how Shannon covers this absolute mess
>>145424392last playoffs they kept on taking too many men penalties. They can't count
>>145424400he'll wear the winning team's jersey for sure
>>145424040they are they trying to normalize panic attacks? it's not normal and should be shamed
>ruins
>>145424400at least my bruins can finally die and begin to rebuild
>>145424409that's just keeping up a fine Boston tradition
>be ruins zoomers>cry because bruce cassidy hurt your feelings bc you're a soft pusy and get him fired>he wins the cup immediately afterKWAB
okay time to shower
>>145424426you mean get a wildcard spot 3 out of the next 6 years and never pick higher than 8?
>>145424433for me, it's for mange menn
>>145424435bruce was so vindicated
>o dog in a tootoo
>>145424448Based, always knew Don Daddy would win the black vote
>>145424448>talks about peoples sexual orientation>has that saved on his computeramazing reddit introspection as always
I also think that part of the issue was the front office handling the JDB and coach situation how they did. Keeping DeBrusk — among other players — was a huge reason for the 2023 coaching change. The players that stayed on the best terms with Cassidy were Bergeron (37), Marchand (35), and McAvoy (the only young player of the three). They chose to prioritize younger players in that decision. They then also let DeBrusk walk for nothing and didn’t replace him up front. That’s poor asset management.
>>145424443can't the zombie die?
I can’t believe Sway brought so much drama and theatrics just to immediately faceplant. Yes his team is bad but he’s really no better so far. There were people who said Sway deserved 11m a year.
At what point do y’all start blaming the professional hockey players for playing like shit vs saying it’s the coach’s fault? I don’t think it’s Monty’s fault Swayman cares more about getting his 8.25mil/year than actually stopping the puck from going into the net. I used to love Sway, but his drama this off-season paired with his absolutely atrocious start this year makes me pretty upset we have him for 8 years.
i hate reddit
>>145424400Why whats happening. I just got here.
>>145424521If the coach says it's the players fault, then you know it's the players fault.But if the players say it's the coach's fault, then it's the coach's fault.
is cebelini ever coming back or what
>>145424568San jose should trade him for picks while his value is high.
>>145424568
2 hours into trick or treating, so far the kids have been loving the treats I have to pick from and the adults are loving the grown up bag I have filled with single shooters. I love Halloween :)
>>145424593ngrier told him to hurry his cracker ass up before he pops a cap in it
>>145424552how tall is shannon like 6'2"?
>>145424595I live at the end of the road and none of my near neighbors have their lights onThis zero may last all night
>>145424552tons of penalties and chaosfirst a shit ton of power plays for Boston, some of which were questionable, one even apparently on Brind'Amour which was never explainedthen a bunch of power plays for Carolina, which they actually capitalized on, picking Boston apart and making them look like an AHL teamand it's only the first periodthere will be plenty to talk about
ARE YOU GUYS GOING TRICK OR TREATING?
>>145424595you are a nice person. happy halloween :)
>>145424624ARE YOU GOING TO SMELL MY FEET?
smell this
>>145424624No because im not a fucking pedophile
>>145424564It's all the GM's fault, we should do a palace coup and install some sort of puppet regime
>>145424648based not stephen
>>145424617I'll stop by.
>>145424503I thought he deserved 6 million a year tops
>>145424620Surely they'll pull Korpisalo out and put their allstar tendie Swayman in
>>145424624SUCK MY FUCKIN ASS YOU GODDAMN STUTTERING FUCKING PARROTFUCK OFFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1C7nqOrGK0
Does anyone else like to watch in 4x3 for the sake of nostalgia?
go oilers
>>145424670the 90s-00s might have been the shittiest period of NHL hockey ever
I don’t hand out candy and if a kid knocked on my door I’d scold them for wasting my time
>>145424595based what are you handing out?
>>145424668that's the best partthe 60-bazillion-dollar man has been in net the whole time
>>145424624Yea, I took my daughter around the neighborhood. She got a bunch of candy and fruit snacks which makes me think some facebook group encouraged less chocolate or something because there were a lot.
>>145424624No. I'll buy discount chocolate tomorrow
>broons chimping out at my hurricanes Many such cases! Sad!
>2 uncalled penalties>Boston scores againWOW!Crazy how that works!
Kraken will have to score some goals if they intend to wind this game.
my broons :))
>>145424722they won't
Tell me about Freddie Andersen why is he always injured
N/a/shville!
Frig off Randy
>>145424722>>145424746they'll find a way to win
>>145424754not our fault that your flames are shit
LMAO that "crazy liberals" commercial >kamala wants illegal aliens to take trans surgery
>>145424761danish debauchery
>>145424667I don't think it was 6 million Gary but they definitely deserved it
>>145424784I wish they were forced to have trans surgery
>>145424792lmao
>>145424784you'd think magatards would love that "castrate the illegals so they can't have kids, and wrap their dicks inside out"
>>145424784I can't imagine anything farther away from the life of an illegal alien, working an off the books construction job for fourteen hours a day and living in a cardboard house with eight dudes one of whom was probably the village rapist, than "i need a fake pussy now"
this is getting too political, guys.
Is Kamala really for they/them, bros?
>>145424821I can't wait for election season to be over
>>145424775I believe Krakbro.
this team is legit
>>145424827My girlfriend became a they/them and dumped me
my clubbies really fooled me with those early wins
>>145424831That's the spirit
>>145424839Looks like you dodged a bullet there
dirty ass boston
>>145424841there's a good chance they'll still make playoffs
>>145424856There’s a tranny joke in there
>>145424831>>145424847>xh3attle
>>145424815We should teach him about the NHL :)
>>145423237HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
my broons :(((((
CANES SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
norf
>>145424866good, is the west just weak?
SvechniGOD
Are the preds really going to lose to an oilers team sans mcD?
the bruins have 6 shots the canes have 5 goals
>>145424862I missed it, what was the penal for?
>>145424921JEN
>>145424905leagues stronger than the least, even though the shitral sucks
>>1454249216 goals
CANES SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AGAIN>Swayman pulledKWAB
>bombston K W A B WAB
my canesies :)have six :)
OH NO SWAYMANBROSIT WAS 6 GOALS
>>145424925intentional high stick
let this be a lessonNEVER pay your goalies
>>145424918well see you have to keep in mind that the Predators are very bad this year, and that all of their free agent additions are not just old and washed but also depressed too
>>145424954not even finnish goaltending can save the >ruins
Things must be dire if they pulled their goaltender for a f*nnish goaltender
>Korpisalo
Is there anyway the bruins can resign tuuka?
>>145424981grimI saw Blake checking his mouth on the bench, I guess I could've put 2 and 2 together
stop bullying
>>145425028>>145424994
>>145424993I was told they were cup contenders after their magnificent offseason
>>145425020It's so over
>>145425049True Trotz wasnt the problem
>bruins getting raped after they got shutout by the flyers>pens can't score against the fucking duckswell and truly flushed
>shots: 24-6 Oh no no no no
bruins broadcast just realized the shot count
>>145425089crosby mackinnon and marchand can all golf together next april
>>145425089Gary's working over time tonight.
POKECHETKOV
7!
>>145425077:(
>Pasta toe-drags around Pokechetkov>still savedIT STARTS WITHONE THINGI DON'T KNOW WHY
Brong back Price he's still on the payroll
>>145425110What more do they have to prove?
>>145425146mackinnon and marchand could use a couple more stanley cup wins
holy these guys are ELITE
what happens if the ruins miss the playoffs this year
>>145425221They move to Québec City
>>145425221they finally accept that they need to rebuild
/Hersch/
>>145425146what has marchand done other than be a bystander on an alleged cup team?
>>145425196They probably want to let other people win it, since they have already won in once. It's only fair.
>>145425221relegated to pwhl
>>145425248haven't you seen him out there?he really licks the competition!
>>145425248Prepare Bergeron and Pasta for games by milking them
>>1454252213 first round picks in a row spent on memes
>Troonin6
>>145425275I will never forget 2015
>>145425275Just like my Soilers
>>145425248he scored in game 7 against vancouver
>>145425267jen
>>145425077ftfy
>>145425359Like Akira Schmid he's swiss
what are all the animal related nicknames in the nhl?rateaglemoose
>>145425384seabass
the broons should've started korpisalo
>>145425384LA has a guy named Trevor Moor.
Sammy and the rest of the boston fanbase will finally kill themselves this season as the bruins will stop giving out complimentary HRT if the pooins continue to be dogshit
>>145424620Kino. The refs have been OUT OF CONTROL LATELY and Shannon needs to stop them.
>>145425384edmonton has 23 rats on the roster and 15,000 in the bleachers
>>145425384Think theres a wolf around
>>145425384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk7v62mVYaMPhenomenotter
>>145425414lmao
>>145425442JEN
refchads, we've really gotten to our game here tonight
No Tricker Treaters tonight, bros. Welcome to Kamalas America
As Ovi approaches Gretz who is the greatest pure goal scorer of all time? Gretz, Ovi, Lemieux, Bossy or other?
>>145425448O T T E RTTER
bud1
>>145425488can't help but read ovi as oviposition, the fetish about things laying eggs inside girls
>>145425474I know. I'm stuck with two bags of starburst
>>145425388>>145425409Still don't get this meme
>>145425506get your mind out of the gutter. no nut november starts tomorrow
>>145425511welcome to /hoc/, newfriend
>>145425522i am a creature of this website and i cannot change now
>>145425541I've accepted that I'm here forever as well
>>145425506>Ovechkin is a Russian surname that means "little sheep". It comes from the Russian word oвeчкa, which has the same meaning. The feminine version of the surname is Ovechkina.
>>145425572the fetish oviposition entered mainstream awareness with the 1979 release of Alien, in which a creature graphically lays eggs in a woman's throat
Yeah I’m thinking my hurricanes are on the way to a presidents trophy
canes blow it, read it here first
>>145425522im gonna have a goon sesh until midnight. 6 more hours
>>145425643if true then what the fuck does that mean for the rest of the league
>>145425649You don't have to rub it in
>>145425649there's no way they'll blow tonight's game but they will blow it eventually
Bruins fucking suck
>>145425658embrace christ
Randy eats it, read it here first
>>145425658Which findom?
>>145425720_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>145425728sounds gay
>>145425658how is that even possible?
>>145425787He will penetrate you to your very core
i used to love getting cans of pop when i trick or treated
>>145425801mental toughness
>>145425907Yeah I’m sure you dude fatso
>>145425957Make room for Jesus in your bed anon.
>>145425872
>>145425907Brand name or generic?
>>145425907where did you trick or treat?
>>145425720JLMI
Rape is never funny.
here come my canesies :)
was svech taking a shit?
>>145426132For me it's the little Pakistan turds and their Pajeeta who yell "GRAPES"
kochetkov is russian binnington
COME ON KRAKKIES SCORE A GOAL
Why can't the ducks play defense?
>>145426022my neighbourhood comfortably middle class suburbia >>145426008brand name is preferred by it was usually big 8.
i'm watching a stream on youtube of this lady giving out candy at her home. i'm pretending she's my wife lol go flames
>nashville will be tied with chicago and SJ after tonight's lossg r i m
>>145426285why aren't you watching ice hockey on Youtube?https://youtu.be/dlfT_kvyAG4
>>145426285cute :3 drop a link so I can judge her candy
>>145426317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHKwDHhVa5E
>>145426311Stamkos must be wondering where everything went wrong
what team should I cheer for now that my habs are done?>no canes>no bruins>no laffs
Can't wait for the Habs' next 5 year plan, lads.
>>145426311>losing to McDavid-less soilers
>>145426312HUGE b52s fan
>>145426336I like how she decorated her house
>>145426374very cozyi bet she makes a great lasagna <3
>>145426364Our towels all match
Some kid came into my work earlier dressed as the mask in the yellow zoot suit with two friends and shouted "REVERSE HALLOWEEN" and gave all the adults candy it was cool.
My canesies :)
touchdown
>kr4k
the most dangerous lead in nashville
>>145426487thinnest sunbelter
holy shit these leafs are retards
>>145426472is that how they do in Nashville?
>>145426427We're they live streaming it?
>>145426427that is cool. what did he give you?
bru7ns
my canesies :)
5-35v3less goooo
BOO!
