Please end it
Elite Teams
TNF was a mistake.
>no one works that cock better than number 8 (rodgers)what did he mean by this?
That's what you get for watching a Thursday night football game
Elite bussy
>>145428682Anulo mufa
>>145428706Is he wrong?
>>145428682
>Nico and Diggs out>Stroud forgets how to play footballThe fuck man
Just when I thought the Texans might be good. Atleast we have the Astros right?
>>145428689Made for primetime ball
this is the greatest halloween game ever
Los Equipos Mierdas
Metlife was a mistakeshort week was a mistake
>>145428706A cock sucker can spot another cock sucker.
The absolute state of NFL quality of play. What in the actual the fuck happened?
>>145428682Thursday night football should be illegal. that being said, goodnight texiebros. we got the fucking lions next weekend in primetime. another non-comfy thead. blows
>>145428728Milk.
>>145428738The teams are on 3 days of rest. TNF is a mistake
>I dropped the Jets defense on fantasy and started the Texans defense>Texans- 5 pts>Jets - 14ptsYeah I fucked up
True Texans fans know not to have expectations
All this game needs now is a 10 minute on the field injury timeout
Join me anon fell asleep already?
>>145428736your dad does have some keen instincts
>>145428740boobs not big enough
oregon would bootyblast both of these teams
>>145428740I wish that ice cream was my dick if you guys know what I mean
>>145428758big tits are overrated
>>145428741The script says we get a meme win against Lions
I fucked Fireman Ed's wife at a swingers party four years ago. She had a really nice landing strips and somewhat of an outie vagina.
>>145428758her tits are clearly not the highlighted attribute of that webm, faggot.
really enjoying al michaels repeatedly explaining to us how the clock works
>>145428751what part of houston you from? i always enjoy your pepes>>145428754nah I'm still here, just got tired of making the threads and was running out of shotgun pepes
>reminder that Jest should be up 21-10 rn if not for the moronic dropped touchdownToxins are trash. FlacGOD coming for the division.
>>145428764im gay btw
What Sarah Gadon kino you guys gonna watch tonight? (Halloween edition)
10-6 season in bound, JetsBros. we got this
>>145428757Sorry, Kirk. Did I hurt your feelings?
What is Houston like? Is it a good city to live in?
>>14542877711-6
Fucking Texans, I needed the Jets to lose so they'd trade their players instead of going into the trade deadline with delusions of still making the playoffs.
>>145428764Based >>145428758Chud
>>145428764True. A nicely shaped ass is a must tho
>>145428763I have no idea what you mean
>>145428781Fuck no
>>145428781No major American city is a good place to live in.
>>145428781N
>>145428774Texans also got a touchdown invalidated for no reason.
>>145428781If you've lived in Socal, Southern Nevada or Arizona I imagine it's much of the same thing.
>>1454287778-9 and maybe squeaking into the playoffs if the AFC continues being shit at the most
>>145428781>Is it a good cityIf you love 95f+ summers, polluted air, and mexicans everywhere
>>145428778Nope just pointing out that the fag doesn't fall far from the family tree.
Unironically deserve to lose this game to the lowly Jets. We can only escape by the skin of our teeth every game for so long.
The ninja slushi looks based ngl
>>145428781it's all right. low cost of living compared to other big cities and good food. but there's really no culture and everything is really far from everything else. and it's hot as fuck all the time
Refute this
When are the Oilers coming back?
>>145428818Fax
>>145428811You seem awfully triggered by this.
>>145428824OBJ's catch was indeed better
HIS FUCK BUDDY SCORED
THEREISYOURDAGGER
imagine losing to the fucking jeets
yeah im thinking rodgers is back
noooooooooooooo
PERC RODGERS
TD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nice they finally connected
Lol it's over now
OH SHIT UNC TO UNC
>losing to the jest
>the jest are going to win a gamecringe. the texans should be ashamed
3 mins left, it's not over yet..
I'ma hit the showers later anons
Texans f you, you are dogshit and I hate you
>S H I T >SHITS SHITS SHITS
TEXANS LOSE TO THE JEST KEK
imagine if jets had half decent kicker and won those games
it's ogre, thank god I didn't bet on texies
>>145428836They're fucking hard at his place tonight
It'd over for the Poostin Kekxans
>already have one drop>adams raises hand with 2 guys on him like 5 yards before end zone blacks shouldnt be allowed to play, but whites dont want brain damage.
>he doubted my Jetties
I hate erin so much bros. It's literally unreal.
My body is ready for the Rodgers redemption arc
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but stroud is a black qb so he can't lose!!!!
How the fuck is this a 6-2 team
my texans
SALEH BTFO
GROUP HUG IN THE SHOWER TONIGHT
I will always like Davante Adams because he came to the Jets and immediately started screaming at them, like a normal person should
Well, at least the Yankmees lost.
I like how he holds it up clearly not dropping it
Wait, it's the 4th? I could have sworn it we were still in the 3rd quarter.
>the broncos by sheer factor of everyone else being eliminated by their own Incompetence might be the last threat to stopping the Chiefs from getting the first seed ??? ?? Nani??? What year is this???
This was obviously scripted for a NY victory after the Yankees loss yesterday
Okay bros, how will the jets copy the Yanks and blow a big lead with little time to go?
>>145428682HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD
Stroud gets to come in and statpad his 7/22 82 yd performance now
>>145428874It still disturbs me that Herbie acted like this
Toxins are lucky they play in the worst division in the league. Also what the fuck happened to Stroud, was his first season just a fluke?
>>145428863
>losing to the Jets
>>145428891who is he gonna throw it to
>getting beat by the 2024 New York JetsKWAB
>>145428885He's coming.
>>145428886No matter, all the jest just did was ruin their draft stock.
>>145428894Obviously>black QBs
>blank the jest in the first half>give up three consecutive TDs in the second half>toxins
Pitre have stone feet or what?
>>145428896has AI gone too far?
>>145428886Why does New York sports teams always choke or fuck up in crazy ways?
>immediately chucks it
>>145428884Fat gato
>>145428894the tape is in
Why do the Texans keep sucking?
OK my jets won see you guys here in 10 minutes
>>145428894his OC was unironically figured out
i know what Rodgers meant by "Go into the darkness" haha he meant mens assholes haha
>>145428915Towns cursed. Simple as.
>>145428900Let's ride
what exactly is stroud trying to accomplish
>>145428781Insanely good job opportunities for high paying careers. Huge variety of good food all over the place. Lots of big attractions, big art scene, big music scene, museums, multiple stadiums, multiple sports teams. It's TX so good gun laws, best BBQ.Also hot as hell year round, super muggy and humid, completely chock full of mexis and blacks, absolutely fucked city zoning, have to drive fucking everywhere with like the #5 worst traffic in the world, absolutely fuck all nature scenery and the only good beaches are hours away.Basically if all you give a shit about it city slicking and grinding away at a career so you can blow your money on material shit then it's a great city. Otherwise don't move here.Also has the ren faire which is cool, going sunday
Tom Grossi bros, this week's script writing is gonna be lit
>>145428915The Jetes and Gnats aren't NY teams, they're New Jersey teams
Is CJ another bad Ohio QB?
stop overthrowing the receivers
why did the reffies give the game to the jetties with that phantom illegal contact call to extend the play?
He's no Rodgers
Houston bros, who are Texans losing to in the Wild Card round?
>Toxin fags really blaming the receivers for not catching these balls that are 10 yards over their heads
>>145428919meme heaves are the buckeye way
>>145428941stop avatarfagging
Alright I have a hit list now. We have a long week ahead of us and there needs to be changes. I’m glad this happened so Demico/Casserio can wake the fuck up and realize “we have things to fix” is not good enough
>>145428938script writer finally beats the Strouds
>>145428896Asshole. I'm cooking something similar for the MNF game
>>145428947Broncos
maybe if the black qb spent more time studying tape and reading defenses and less time with his barber trying to turn his rag hair into something resembling a hairdo, he'd be better.
>>145428947Steelies or Buncos
>>145428939Good, FUCK Jew York and inbred B*llsfags>t. NJ
>>145428765Sorry son, but this season’s script is the 17-0 Chiefs vs the 16-1 Lions in the Super Bowl.
>>145428931It's a two score game, so >memechuck deep ball for a fast TD>hope defense can hold the jests to a 3 and out>memechuck some more for a second TD in the minute or so they'd have left
How long until Diggs starts chimping out?
Active the reffies
>>145428939New Jersey is a suburb of NYC
>>145428956shut the fuck up
>uncatchable ball>pass interference
>however
>start watching late in the 4th quarter >they're talking about how the Jets could still make the playoffs Lel. I love how predictable this shit is. The NFL and the national media are still mad as fuck that the Jets suck.
>>145428971this is onside kick angle, dont have any timeouts for your defence
>>145428951They're running routes like they have lead in their cleats, though
>>145428979make me
>>145428975Very accurate
>>145428972he's out for the year
Reffies to the rescue.
>ill just shoulder this guy for no reason because im black and dindunuffin
>NO LET HIM STATPAD!
Jest special teams are terminally retarded, so I wouldn't rule out a HOU onside kick recovery
someone webm that double ref no catch
>hey wanna screw the texans?>oh sure
>Stadium plays various hype songs over the PA>Absolutely no reaction whatsoeverSOVLLESS
It'd be funny if Broncos stumbled and bumbled their way to an AFC championship or Super Bowl
>2024>not chopping off your toes
>>145428983Jets gotta run the table to make a wild card spot.
>>145428993That's the filthiest whiteboard I've ever seen
WHOPPERWHOPPERWHOPPERWHOPPER
>all the good players ded>still expecting a Texans wincmon now
>>145428983>jew york sucks ass in all sports for decades>b-b-b-b-b-but we have rodgers now!!!kwab
>>145428983but they can make playoffs pretty easily. the division is dogshit. theyll get wildcard pretty easily.
>>145428999>tripsFuck you
Is Geico good?
>>145429007Yeah, let's make that bitch clean it up
this is a Spooky game bros
My Los Angeles Dodgers would bootyblast both these shit teams!
>2 minute warningIt's a reminder that my life will go back to being a depressing hole until Sunday
>>145428966>this fuckin retardStroud basically lives at the facility and is practically addicted to film. Retard thinks a 1hr haircut is cutting into film time.
Fuck BK. I got their stupid Halloween burger and woke up at 2am the shit my brains out for 30 minutes
>>145429007I'd make her whiteboard filthy if you're picking up what I'm laying down
>>145429009ThisThe Texans are the only team in the league with injuries, so it isn't their fault when they lose
I'M SO SICK OF THOSE BK AND ARBY'S COMMERCIALS
>>145429024you don't watch college ball on Saturday?
>giants vs panthers>trying to hype it uplol
>>145428824Giants lost that game.
>Giants vs Panthers
>>145429038Nah
>>145429028This but Buffalo Wild Wings
>>145428966stroud is a film nerd, you'd know this if you heard him talk for 5 mins
>>145429039Those poor krauts
What is a Halloween party like?
Stroud looks like shit
>>145429039I saw the average ticket price for that game is like $140. Fucking imagine
>>145429038Blacks don't understand college football.
>>145429046Cringe and also gay
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
>>145429027seethe more darkie-lover
>>145429051Everybody does the Monster Mash
Jets Jogger is so lucky his missed TD didn’t matter
>>145429050It's ok they don't know shit about NFL standings, they're only there for the novelty.
why did the texans give up?
While I do enjoy your version of football as a sport, as a viewing experience it is absolutely fucking miserable.I guess it's a bit like cricket, where it's something you have on in the background or a second monitor.
>>145429027I didn't know watching movies makes you throw better lol
>>145429046start doing it
>>145429048i don't listen to blacks talk, retard. Also, he should be winning every game if he is that good. Faggot.
>>145429068It is 1000 times more dynamic and engaging than soccer. Soccer/football is an actual snoozefest.
>>145429051Lots of sex and drinking
>>145429058>Kill the quarterback.>Hit the tight end so hard his girlfriend dies.>Kill everybody.all you need
>>145429068overlegislated game too reliant on unskilled meat dummies
>losing to the jets in current yearle mao
>>145428969I may have an uncle daddy but at least I'm not a jetes fan
Who is stroud throwing to? He's so far off
he's been like 10 yards over the receivers head on every throw
>>145429030>missing 5 def starters>6 now with Anderson down>CJs NFL leading receiver out>CJs reliable vet big name target out for the season>only receivers left are a midget, a cancer patient, and a Bama meme target
>>145429051I remember when I went to the middle school Halloween Party. I freaked out hard at the Freddy Krueger on one of the doors with a giant spider above it. One of the chaperons had to spend 90 minutes calm me now
>>145429089this is some Josh Freeman with the Vikings bullshit
>>145429094pedo
>>145429051Whores
this is how texans can still win
>>145429097uhh freeman plays for the dodgers, chud
>>145429079For it's Football, Baseball, and Soccer. Indoor sports are a bigger meme
>holding on Gardner MinshewLel. This dude sucks on both sides of the ball.
>>145429091For this game we replaced their usual QB with Justin Fields crystals. Lets see if they notice.
reminder sacks are incompleted attempted passes so strouds really 11/36 kek
>>145429038CFB is ass unless you like watching meme hero ball plays. It's fun watching live
People are watching this game? Why would you do that to yourself when you could be trick or treating or going to some halloween party or something? Like why would any person willingly watch a jets game?
Joe Flacco is better than both of these QBs.
what happen to Sauce
>>145429097I genuinely forgot he existed.
>>145429123I cannot see folgers and not think of brothers and sisters fucking
classic texans are back bros. lets get watson back
>injury timeoutbro just end it
>>145429130saving this for when Flacco plays on sunday
My Steelies would flounder to both these teams in the first half but go into rape mode in the second
>>145429133Explain.
>8 sacksis the jets D, dare i say, elite?
Caleb Williams is better than both of these teams :)
>>145429126>when you could be trick or treatingyou have to be 18 to post here
>>145429143
my dodgers would bootyblast these shit teams
this is the jets super bowl desu
>>145429144https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCUYou've never seen this?
how did vegas know the Jest would win this game
>>145429146They're ok but got worse without Saleh, however Toxins O-Line is a terroristic threat to Stroud
Tf logic is this?
>>145429126>being an underage normalfag
>>145429149Oh right, I forgot I was on 4chan where people don't actually have their lives together. I thought some of you guys had wives and kids by now.
>3rd down kickok but why????? If strouds truly cooked you’re not getting the 8 later either
>>145429159They have to do the onside kick either way, this just gets them more time.
Holy shit Toxins, how embarrassing
>>145429151hol up hol up my Cubbies winning the chip next year
>>145429126Normal people have to work tomorrow
Fire everyone on the field and sideline.
LA dodgers own both these shit teams, especially the jets
>field goal on 3rdkek
>>145429163If something goes wrong you get another shot at it, you won't lose a game like what happened recently in the NFL by trying to kick your game winning (or in this case not a winning but still important) FG on 4th down and fucking up the hold.
CAN'T DEFEAT THE JEETS
What the fuck was thatOh wait,>black HCs
Al Michaels sounds like he wants to kill himself, having to commentate this game should be considered a cruel and unusual punishment
>>145429155she cute. never forget what they took from you
CLASSIC TEXANS
>>145429157They saw Stroud almost lose to Anthony Richardson and they realized how big of a fraud he really is without elite receivers.
>>145429176Tel me you're a retard without telling me you're a retard.
ggs JetsWhat an awful fucking game for both teams. I want fire and brimstone and I want it now.
>tfw gotta get up at 4Guess I'll smoke weed until I get tired enough for bed.See you faggots on sunday.
>>145429187you sure its not just the sophomore jinx
>>145429163most of the reason I hate muh analytics is because they just randomly apply it to certain things and ignore others. that's very clearly a stupid move and it's common practice
>In 2020, the campus confronted its first major pandemic in a century, with the COVID-19 pandemic causing limitations on classes, and the relocation of the traditional Army-Navy football game to ensure social distancing. yeah makes sense because the fans are always on the field hey
>Already spent a minute in FK territory getting closer to the redzone>FK in 3rdcan someone explain this big brain play to me?
>>145429161Why the fuck would I be taking my kids trick or treating at almost 11pm faggot
>>145429126I'm too old to be going to parties and too young to be trick or treating.
>>145429196Are you me
stroud played like megadoodooworst ive ever seen him play
>>145429155lol, that's good.
>>145429200
>>145429192Deflecting after having it explained to you, classic.
Makeup game for the Yankees blowing the World Series
>BLACKED FRIDAY FOOTBALL
>>145429201American football coaching is very easily the dumbest of the big 4 sports, even basketball. muh chess match for dumbasses
>>145429214sophomore jinxes normal happen middle way of the 2nd year
>>145429126Solid bait
>>145429126i'm not a nonce>>145429221oops didn't mean to samefag, forgot to clear text field
>>145429161I’m 40 and single :/ happily lol
>>145429225my guy the Yanks were not beating the Dodgers...you had the Royals and Cleveland. the dodger had the Padres and Mest
>>145429161It's 11:30 EST, you fucking retard.
>>145429225I guarantee Judge would be a better player than half of the Jets roster just because he is a huge motherfucker.
>>145429223FG try is automatic change of possession. You still get one shot. They just wanted to save time.
>>145429183I thought he was getting in to it, I think he embraces the shit
>>145429016sorry colts are going with flacco your chance for the #7 seed is ded
>>145429231Like Purdy vs the chiefs?
>>145428939New York is in the name retard are you trying to lie to me?
>>145429250That's only if you kick it, if the placeholder bobbles it or something goes wrong with the snap you simply jump on it and try again on 4th down from further out.Now yes it is a bit questionable that they didn't just kick it sooner, but kicking it on third down is a solid choice.
>>145429268Google metlife and tell my what the address is
>>145429283Bro, you can't just dox people. Leave Mr. Metlife alone.
>>145428939well the bills...
at 0-0 2Q I put on horror movieswhat happened?
>>145428824>No defender in Odell's pic>Defender in Wilson's picI can taste the giant fan salt from here
Daily reminder that you are a masochistic cuckold that hates himself if you tune in to a Thursday night football game. Find better ways of wasting your time. Hope you learned your lesson today, bros. Also this >>>145428670
>>145428974>>145428975>>145428977Well God damn
