You fucking retards
MOVE ANON MOVEFIGHT BACK
brazzas why does janny nuke threads
>>145437818If you did you would have a ranked fighter
>>145437819What kind of goblina did this guy and his son/daughter marry to give the diaz brothers
>>145437819imagine what a real one the non-mutt version was
>>145437819strickland?
How to spot a cazzie: they don't like Belal.
>Being an MMA fan since the Volkanovski Higgs Boson incident.
>>145437819why did nick cum tribute his grandpa?fucked up
>>145437853i'm a Belaljo chad actually
proud to be a cazzie here
>>145437860this is a cazzie theorythe leading theory is that meng ruined the sport by heeming till and askren in quick succession
I'm a max holloway fan because-- because uhh... he's wholesome
Joe Pyfer
I'm a Joe Pyfer fan because he knocks peolpe the FUCK out
What behaviour is this according to Ali?
Joe Pyfer. 8 inches of raw American STEEL
>>145437880talmbout bill algeo
What happened to the real thread?
Max Holloway. 1 inch of raw Hawaiian STEEL
>>145438079That's just because he's cold and cutting weight. Based on that photo he's probably above average at worst.
>>145438096i bet you have a tiny hawaiian penis too
Cutting meng weight
>>145437818Canada IS the new brown shithole
Dunno bout yous heem, but all my boyz are kunnin.
builking meng weight
>>145438100No I'm Sneed bro, my cock is huge
BRO GOT HEEMED BY Bekzat Almakhan.
Bro his name ain't really Beakzat AlmondCockZan, be serious rn.
THE Slayer of Sandhagen?THE Alienator of Almakhan?THE Butcher of Barcelos?THE Murderer of Maness?THE Killer of Kelleher?THE Menace of Morozov?
Belal should be CUT
The mauler of Magomed Magomedov
>>145438150gooby looks so cute there
>>145438113I would watch orkheem all day longZero fucking technique, all slugfests, occasional weapon pulls. It would be like the real version of the WWE or some shit
Infected!!>STRIPPED&>CUT
>>145438113>>145438162Based orkCHADS
Oh no no no Umarbros... could it be?
>>145437711>Aerospace engineer>Throw it away to become a bum.Whoa.
>>145437818Are you the Canadian that spammed for months that max would beat topuria because jai Herbert landed a kick?
>>145438162BKFC is close
Palestine is finished
>>145438162id watch only if there are nude, unshaved orcess ring girls parading between rounds
Heading down to the Valero for a new vape and some redbull, yall want anything?
>>145438209Some estradiol please bossman
>>145438196Thank you Tim KennedyThank you Benis sans PenisThank you Conor McGregor
No Heem November
Okay some estradiol for spammy, anything else?
>>145438177Uriah Faber and Song Yadong already confirmed he was injured and that's the reason the fight fell through
>>145438227Fuck it, chuck a month of UFC Fight Pass on there too
>>145438196*cheats on his wife immediately thereafter*
>>145438162And in this world, some individuals would tell us to watch elf fc or some crap like that.
SAY SOMETHING.. SO WHAT NOW? IM FUCKING ALL YOUR BOYS! THIS IS CHECHNYA MOTHERFUCKERS. [..] IM THE MOST DANGEROUS GUY HERE I COMING FOR EVERYBODY I KILL EVERYBODY ALLAHU AKBAR
>>145438261wtf
>>145438177I hate both and I hope they suffer a career ending injury, didn't say I want them dead, just out of the sport, I'm reasonable like that
Merab and Belal are unironically my favorite fightrs right now, what can I say, I like winners.
>>145435114But why's that?
>>145438261*explodes*
I pretend to like Merab and Belal to piss people off
>>145438261heems you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNtb33nY8DUGODreno fight weekpeewis couldnt make it to the weigh ins
The absolutely demonic weapon prefer by winners, the gnp.
Why does Daner chimp out when anyone remotely mentions money
Why is Jojua brazza cock only?
>>145438177
>>145438444Is that image ai?
>>145438451Islam looks handsome there no haram brazza
Heem!
>>145438455>We might be the bitch boys to the Russians but they would have been ours if not for the Russians pushing us aroundWeak desu
>>145438462no
>>145438455>Russians saved Georgians from GODestanis any historyheemers who can confirm this?
>>145438477Whoa.
>>145438455Both Dagestan and Georgia were conquered by the Russian Empire, but Georgia is the one that's independent right now. Guys like Merab, Ilia and Guram get to walk out with the flag of their people next to their name, while Shara and the other dagis walk out with the flag of their conquerors next to theirs
>>145438444Moreno's tattoos got even more retarded, I'm impressed
riches to rags
>16%
>>145438510great bum fight setting
>>145438522
>>145438510King of the Streets faceoff
>>145438522>Darren Elkins, you're taking everything I worked for! I'mma fight YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!Mr. Shelby, make the fight.
Buck vs Cuck, coming this december
I need erin to win so that pat can tell rose see this is why we need to start an onlyfans
>Wake up, Bo. It's over.
>>145438510That could be literally anywhere in Russia or mexico and no one would be able to tell.
GIMME BACK MY SON!
>>145438546Realistically how can you even stop this? Ngannou levelled many heavyweights with this exact sequence
>>145438546Good to see that Fedor Emelianenko is keeping busy
>>145438196Gooby’s wife is the only irish lady i’ve seen whole hasn’t bogged their face to oblivion, she kinda cute
>>145438480Not really, there was a few skirmishes between them post USSR but nothing major. Before then it was Russia Vs Persia for the region and before then it was a Mongol stomping ground.
My moniker? “Cry Boy”My gimmick? I always cry after I zeem you
>>145438599She's bogged as fuck and young bro, give her 10 years and she'll look like A.P McCoy
>>145438601God Russia is so based.
Fuck... I'm gay...
>>145438642Imperial Russia was based, since then they've been pretty gay. The communists raped the people and post communist they been pushing third worldism to overtake every other white nation.
>>145438643>t. anon after scrolling through his first trap thread on /gif/
>>145438643woah you're just like isreal adesanya
Shavkat vs Edwards would be a sight to see for the interim. Also Belal is ducking
I WANNA CHUCK FUCKAKS
>>145438697has this even been rumoured?i thought it would've been the first shout
>>145438196I wonder what their relationship is like. She must know that he is whoring around. Is there some transactional thing going on, where he has promised to take care of her and the kids, out of loyalty from the old days?
Heem
I haven't heemed my meng in 3 whole weeks now. The first week and 2 days was great, I was horny all the time and had lots of energy but the remainder now has been kind of flat/whatever. How much longer until I go back to having lot's of energy and confidence again?
>>145438724
>>145438697Leon has been cut
>>145438862It’s a mindset nigga, nofap has always been a meme
>>145438862MybGane Scholar friend, Locktober is Lockover. You're free now.
How many of them win this time?
>>145438949Smart money is on zero.
>>>145438949Only the women
*GADOOSH**HEEMS YOU* There is simply zero defense against a heemer you just essentially are like a newborn calf locked in a cage with a hungry wolf
>>145438949only the brazilian guy
heem
>>145439029He lost the self defense argument after he followed him down.
>>145438697Be quiet about interim crap. Might as well ask about the status of the BMF while you're at it
>>145438584That lake looks too clean to be México, bubba.
>>145439029PAJEEEM
>>145439029OHHHHHHHHH
>>145438678>westoid calling anyone else gay>westoid accusing anyone else of pushing third worldism or overtaking white nationsRussia is the last based white nation
>>145439070>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SOAP
>>145439029He fucked around and he found out. This is as real as it gets - and it's mindblowing.
>>145439029Lightweight has no answer for this. Jubli is coming
>>145439042Defend yourself at all times
I'm on that real n*gga shit b. No cap.
Hap, Ace and Bobby Green are all clones of Crazyhorse. Look into it.
>>145439114Martial Law ahh nigga
my favorite posters are Malaysia and Canada
Bo Nigger! No Cap!
Makes me laugh when people say Bo Nickal has no chance against Chimaev. Bo Nickal is going to beat Chimaev like a filthy rug and then you will all run defense and cope for Chimaev. Fucking fake onesAlso Petr Yan vs Topuria is the highest level MMA matchup in history.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145439029>Indians can't he-ACKAlso what did he intended to do kek
>>145439153Boethius Nigger is essentially AIDSmaev, but good.
>>145439114>Pauses and targets the liverHoly shit based.
Bo “No Bigger” Nigger
ige can beat topuria desu
>>145439153Lol.
>>145439186Da Nigge? The dude that Niggrone Murphy decisioned? Don't think so.
>>145438601>before then it was a Mongol stomping groundand it will be again soon. notice how the brazzas duck 170? the cliff goblin fears the steppe nomad
Bo Niggel is already 30 and still fights like a bum
Movsar Evloev can beat topuria desu
Erin Bootyfield
Dana viejito...
>got my gf to start watching MMA >she's hooked pulling all nighters watching highlights and compilations>now has started to watch slapslop>have to pretend I have some interest in itHeem me
>>145439153Petr Yawn lost 50-45 to Merab, hence it is literally impossible for him to be in the highest level fight
>>145439204All of the Central Asians have been fraud checked besides Schaubkat (who would’ve been fraud checked at 310), while the Brazzas, especially from Team Khabib, keep winning.
>>145439223>have to pretend I have some interest in it
Mike Malott is getting bitched again, if you check Trevin Giles' record he's only lost to killers, and mike ain't no killer
>>145439211*bottle opening sound*>*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFF*
All Ivana has to do is do a shit on me, I would be so happy. Is that too much to ask? It's the least you can ask of someone, it's literally waste. It's like asking a guy if you can have help yourself to the contents of his out door Bin, and he says "no, go away" it's literally the same thing. Women are the most selfish creatures to ever walk this earth
>>145438980>life and death with Yair>Volk beat the dog shit by him>cracked by Allen>cracked by Zombie>cracked by Garthnot a matter of if, only when
More selfish that burglars, more selfish that women who spend their last money on Shoes instead of feeding their kids
>>145439165 Based>>145439192Reminder Chimaev went life and death with a washed up Gilbert Burns and arguably lost.>>145439224Merab is not a fighter. He exploited a loophole in UFC rules that doesn't explicitly ban gay sex in the octagon. Will be patched out
>>145439276God damn spammy take a chill pill would ya?
>>145439154Holy shit what the hell bro
>>145439165I don't like him, he's way too arrogant
>>145439211
>>145439305Yan was the one abusing the rule set in the Merab fight I'm afraid
*enters thread*
Going to an party tonight, but tired as fuck, brehs.
>>145439447Guys will see this and just be like "hell yeah"
>>145439461What kind of party?
>>145439469Mexican party.
>>145439469fiesta
>>145439469Messican as shit bappa
>>145439483I hear at beaner parties they make the littlest beaner (often affectionately called "Chino" or "Chito") lay in a ditch and the piss on him
>>145439469The kind that has bitches and hoes.
>>145439495Heard it bowlfth wayz
>>145439496Wash bamhole well brazza you little bit smell like shit
>>145439498What caused this IC4 freakout anyway? Were they laughing about his gross uncircumcised lil meng?
>>145439512Stop smelling other people's bamholes brazza
>>145438196dee devlin is the best wife in mma>hot>with mcgregor from the beginning>bears many heirs>doesn't give af he cheats and does cokecould a woman be any more based?
>>145438451top right Islam literally looks gigachad no Jones
>>145439527Cam on brazza, not even liddle bit Megan Anderson bamhole? Dis number one boolshit.
>>145439321First circles, now spammy, can you be mature once in your life?
>>145438506a little bid sad tbqh britbong lets lighten up
>>145439558Rebecca >>>>>> Dee
>>145439584What are you babbling about now spammy?
>>145439626Two people can't have the same name, if you want to call someone spammy call spammy spammy spammy is probably in the thread
>>145439661Uh okay? Anything else you wanted to say spammy?
you guys are sad
>>145439718Ok spammy.
>>145439718Hi Nina, you fat bitch
>>145439512my heart skipped a beat I thought that was me for a second, scary.
>>145439740Don't talk about Nina like that bro. (Pic unrelated)
Just found out this kid who used to call me poor in middle school overdosed on LSD stabbed an old man and his dog to death and died in a ditch behind a section 8 housing apartment in Charlotte North Carolina.Whos poor now ya dead reddit bitch? Rest in Piss.
>>145439756literally me
>>145439799brutal
>>145439799the underdog wins again, bvsed
>>145439818God works in mysterious ways.
>>145439799you could say that ditch was always there waiting for him to lay in it bbe wary of the place waiting for you too
>>145439841especially for the old man and his dog
>>145439850I'm pretty sure that ditch was just there to manage water from heavy rain and direct it away from the apartment building until he overdosed there b.
>>145439799good for you b. it's always music to my ears when i hear about some unpleasant normgroid getting absolutely destroyed by life. meanwhile i'm enjoying weekly hundred dollar haircuts, not even my weekly donation to the bookies can sour my mood. fuck poors
>>145439799Were you really poor? Or was he rich?
>>145439604Bisping has more than one son? Good. Although Callum may have caught yellow fever and thrown away his genes, there is still hope that Bisping’s bloodline may yet live on.
>>145439912Yeah I was poor but so was he. I'm still poor now, but at least I'm alive.
>>145439959Unfortunately his younger son has all the early hallmarks of AGP, including according to bisping, an undeniable natural born punching power.
So many of you will burn for eternity.
>>145439990can't wait to laugh at the jews in the lake of fire b, sole and true consolation anyone would ever need
>>145439990Mostly the Blacks and Mexicans.
>>145439990They say they believe but they don’t
https://youtube.com/shorts/i8KJngt-BL4?si=em3SLzj2SMOVEGAT
God is dead and we have heemed him.
>>145439990I burn local.
>>145440153Still no clue what this means but props to you for somehow making it funny
Favorite signature move? Mine's the Henderson murderfuck elbow
>>145439910Why are you spending $100 on a haircut
>>145440176Why don't fighters do this anymore?
>>145440182Cuz he doesn't wanna look like a broke reddit bitch who goes to Super Cuts?
>>145440193we're civilized now no need for such brutality.
>/heem/ is like....a stockmarket
>>145440201What's better than a super cut? Hyper cut?
>>145440239GSP is the fighter with the highest iq recorded(105)
>>145440253That's the name the store, you can tell because I capitalized the words of the proper noun.
>>145439910>weekly hundred dollar haircutsare you rocking that 80s glam metal look? mainly because I can't picture anything else that would cost that much on a weekly basis
>>145440260
>>145440280I can't tell if you people are being serious.
>>145440300what's more expensive than that 80s hair b?
>>145440307Do you for real just go to cheap shitty chains for all your haircuts? Have you never been to an actual salon before?
>>145440331yeah but weekly mean maintainence
>>145440287blud said aim for the bushes lmao
>>145440339Maybe he just likes to keep his fade looking crispy?
>>145440360if you're paying 100 bucks weekly for a fucking fade you're retarded no matter how much money you got
>>145440365Lol for sure bro *heats up my can of spaghetti-o with a lighter*
>>145440365looking like a broke reddit bitch has much higher opportunity costs than $100
>>145439960Based. How old was he?
>>145439081Mate, the wests leaders want a gay mongrel utopia where all joins the hive mind. Russia was shitskins to conquer all white owned land barring Russia.
>>145440383>>145440385looks like I rattled some n-words that are getting scammed on a weekly basis
>>145440388Mid 20's
>>145440398Looks like you exposed yourself more than anything ya broke ass bitch.
>>145440287RIP to a real one. He really was about that life
>>145440410why are you so eager to end up in a ditch?
>faggots arguing about haircutsImagine not being a bald chad in 2024
>bald>chad
>>145439799Good for you anon, the reddit junkie bitch is dead. Now what happened to you since middle school?
>>145440548Me? My life is bitchin.
>>145440537I am GSP
https://portcitydaily.com/local-news/2021/12/23/man-suspected-of-park-avenue-stabbing-break-ins-found-dead-hours-later-cause-unknown/Kwab!
>>145438980I hope map redditway never gets another win
why doesnt dana allow trans fighters the fucking bald bigot?
>>145439799He died from an LSD overdose?
>>145440628Lsd and meth, apparently
Talk Tuah
>>145440654Watching now b
>>145440665She's a darling
>>145440611>According to police, Keever “at some point” removed his clothes and ran across Oleander Drive. A witness flagged down additional officers to report the sighting. With K-9s, officers attempted to find the “naked man” but were unsuccessful. Detectives were reportedly typing warrants for Keever when police received a call about a nude male body in the woods between Oleander Drive and Greenville Village Mobile Home Park.What a way to go.
In the 18th century the french called arsenic "the inheritance drug"
>>145440683Gotta hand it to him, he heemed everyone even himself.
So why did they stop talking about Monkey pox once dogs and kids started getting it?
>>145440571Did you escape the NC ghetto and make something of your life?
>>145440747Pure coincidence.
>>145440770That's not where he was from, he went there to sell drugs. We were from a very idyllic middle class small town.
friday night, why are you here?
>>145440840It is not Friday.
If you still remember superficial grudges from childhood and take joy from your bullies suffering, then you’re a fucking loser and you are not apart of /heem/ culture.
>>145440840Working rn (getting paid to heem post)
>>145438150Belal is a bum fighter with a ufc title
>>145440852What if a guy who I didn't like died because a tweaker shot him? Can I remember that and giggle occasionally?
>>145440803I thought you both were poor, this lore is confusing
If you cry and piss your pants over some random asshole junkie overdosing you are not part of heem culture and you need to go back.
>>145440898Its all relative b
>>145440893You can’t do that and be a well-adjusted person at the same time
Oh noooo, some fat ugly retard on 4chan doesn't think Im "a well adjusted person" :,(
Lmao Josh Emmet was fucking terrified to be in there with El Matador that's the only way he survived
Normal people don’t revel in the deaths of others
>>145440985>>>/reddit/Back ya go bud.
If you laugh at the school dbag growing up to be a dealer, overdosing, stabbing a guy, going streaking on a police chase then dying, you are an esteemed representative of /heem/ culture and absolutely belong here.
>>145441005What kind of cold hearted humorless son of a bitch WOULDNT laugh at that story? It's objectively hilarious.
i grew up like josh emmett so i had to go and get a couple bands on my own... yeah, like josh emmett
Dan He Gay would’ve knocked Ilia’s head clean off his shoulders bruv
>>145440920I mean, it's kinda funny tho. He was such a dick
>>145441005>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST REVEL IN ABSOLUTE VICTORY CUDDLING YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHILE YOUR ENEMIES DIE IN THE COLD ITS HECKIN MEAN
can't do anything if you're doing nothing- josh emmett
>>145441060what did he do to deserve this?
If you were truly as happy as you claim you are, you wouldn’t feel the need to proclaim victory over someone you haven’t seen in years
Ilia has taken everything Conor has ever worked for
Nigga would watch a movie about the hero killing the villain and be like ok but what did the villain do to deserve that
>>145441141None of those posts were even me, the entire thread is mocking you homie. My last post was the doc gif
>>145441168sometimes it do be like that
>>145441168I’m sorry. I’m just a compassionate person.
I will strike
The state of this thread
Ilia would beat the living shit out of Islam and it's not even close if he struggled with volk before the fluke drugged volk ko
dun lie stipe
>>145441170Your mockery doesn’t affect me. I’m strong enough that I’ll forget about it and move on.
>>145441168I supported Tom as a child and judge people who champion literal vermin freeloader and possible j*w Jerry
>>145441194Its election year dude no on wants to watch fights with people with terrorist names
>I spoke to my manager
Derrick Lewis has died
>>145441122He was celebrating when Silva broke his leg
>>145441189What makes you think making fun of some retard you don't like dying isn't founded in empathy? If someone had no compassion for others he wouldn't remember people bullying him
>>145440193Bisping has a lobby
i'm seeing a LOT of $18 haircuts in here, sad
i just get a buzz cut every time
>>145441252>If someone had no compassion for others he wouldn't remember people bullying himThat doesn't make sense and isn't combat sports related
>>145441257Weekly is too much b I think even haps go once a month
That's not all. I also heard this prostitute who ripped me off on like 100 dollars of fentanyl earlier this year also died recently. Presumably another overdose. At this rate I'm gonna come under investigation and it's just cuz God is looking out for a real one.
>>145441252You and him and whoever can justify however you want. I let go off those things and I’m better off for it. I think everyone else would be as well.
Rest in peace derrick lewis
>>145441279If you're buying fetty off streetwalkers I don't think Chatri is looking out for you b. Respectfully
wow
>>145441292Trying to end up in a ditch next to Eli and Star or what?
>>145441291casey oneill footjob
This would be my walkout song before I viciously heem and every single fucking soul in the arena would have an unforgettable spiritual experience as they witness the ascension of an invulnerable warrior whose legacy will echo throughout eternity.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yOZEiHLuVU
Ilia vs colby is the fight to make
>>145441313he has feminine mannerisms
>>145439223You got a based retard wife, instead of talking shit behind her back you should thank god for your luck
>>145439238Mike Malott has 3 UFC wins and they're all finishes. High quality wins such as Mickey Gall. Brother, he's a murderer.
derrick lewis is dead for real? or are you guys shitposing
>>145441316Don't threaten me with a good time buddeh
>>145439799You cant OD on LSD, that mf got hit with an nbomb
>>145439223>forrest
when was the last time guru ever picked an entire main card correctly?
>>145441425WDWTCH and I thought his gimmick is to pick against brazzas and throw a shitfit if it goes wrong
My dawg derrick no
>>145441425I don’t listen to duplicitous A*glos so I wouldn’t know
where can i watch sleems compilations?
What is a non weight cut related medical issue sounds like a case of being a bitch to me
>>145441486didnt he quit before because of some liquid shit episode?
>>145441486huh?
Ps5 pro still out of stock fuckkkk
>>145441572>>145441598
What cut is a non related medical issue sounds a weight case of being a bitch to like me
>>145441616Imagine wanting a toybox that only has barely interactive gay propaganda
You remembered to renew your coaching license, right /heem/?
>>145441634That will not help the fact that I am deathly afraid of women man
What weight is a medical related non issue sounds a cut case of being a bitch to like me
>Canada tomorrowI can only imagine what could happen in a third world country
I was looking forward to that fight. fuck dana
I will be picking against Canada except maybe the wmma but Lipski is a coach fucker which might be the current meta will meditate on this before final picks submission this has been my inaugural pre-picks finalization update post for ufc fight night Moreno who gives a hoot.
Everybody's going to the party to have a real good timeDancin in the desert blowing up the sunshine
realistically how long do you think it will be before an indian fighting out of canada makes it into the ufc?
