Euro Edition /hoc/vious: >>145436723
>>145439637>>145439637>>145439637>>145439637>>145439637>>145439637>>145439637
Unvaccinated japanese hymen
>>145439631Don't forget your rubber ducky
>>145439660just like my noel
>rolls into thread
>>145439669I’ll never understand watching vtubers.
damn the flames are fucking dirty
just give us the cup
damn that was embarrassing at least get one in
>Lomberg just starts assaulting some guy for no reasonI missed this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe
Shit games
>scoreless draw in Alberta
Post-Covid Simpsons
>>145439703Did it get good again?
For me its huberdeaus balls
our islies and kitties ^_^
is it the regular season again?i remember watching the final some months ago
>>145439479I don't follow any other sport>>145439509>which position do you play mate?I was a center bud.
>>145439720they're not very impressive
>>145439712I dunno. I doubt it
>>145439675You have to be extremely low IQ to watch a person playing video games while dressing up acting like a gay ass anime thing. Its a culling of the most retarded human beings on the planet.
>>145439732Yup, the season just started
>>145439675>>145439750Didn't ask>>145439732The hockey country of Barzal
>>145439738Was that lexplorer getting knocked out
>>145439765Robin Reghyr was from there
Huomenta but the opposite
>>145439723What team will you bandwagon this year when they win the cup?
My sabres suck again
>>145439765You think I give a single shit about you? Why don't you kill yourself instead of posting.
>>145439798Kitties look primed for a twopeat
Gary needs to step in and do something about the Sabres problem.
Gordon Bombay was a bust and his evil Minnesota youth hockey coach was right
>>145439738Lmao why are Gary's people so violent?
How do you get beaten up my lomberg he’s like 5 feet tall lmao I could just manhandle his manlet ass to the ice with no punches since I’m literally a giant compared to him
>les Sabres de Québec
>>145439827Relocate the team to Quebec City
>>145439825
>Your 2053 Stanley Cup champions, the Mexico City Sabres
>>145439853so alberta can finance them too
>>145439767No, but with the power of A.I., someone(not me) could make a video of lex getting his shit destroyed and I bet it would be a hit >a real humdinger
Chilly Easter evening of 2022
>>145439832
The ndp want to remove provincial funding for the flames new arena while its being built. I thought nenshi was loyal to Calgary?
>>145439904You definitely can hire someone to make deepfake porn of NHL players
>>145439921nenshi is loyal to shaved twinks
>>145439842People claim he is wearing a hockey sweater but people in those days only wore them when playing hockey
>>145439937well that sounds like a very quick fix, easy transition
>>145439675Just like my Kanade
It’s funny how it’s always shit teams like the flames and islanders that employ goons. yes let’s focus on punching people instead of scoring goals and winning games.
Is it gay if you steal your top's hockey jersey?
>>145440007>team gets brutally defeated in their last few games>"punching a guy in the face several times is exactly what they need here, this is sure to help them win"
>jewghes
Why can't the flamers score on their own goalie they used to do it all the time in practice. These faggots suck lol.
>>145440061Markstrom is elite when he manages to save the first shot on net. Flames are toast.
THRILLING FINISH
>>145440007The islanders own goons? must be opposite day because i saw jordan greenway run a fucking train on them
>>145440078just like when bud finished on 04/17/22 if you catch my drift
Holy shit the bolties vs mild game is boring
>>145440107Yeah I hate it when they score goals.Leave /hoc/
>>145440107Tampa never wins in Minnesota
>>145439738
>silent, scoreless draw in Calgary
>>145440129thoughts on bud1?
>>145440133Bud2
>>145440116retard
>>145440133boring forced gimmick
>>145439825Make it happen, gary. We need more kino
>>145440145just like just like my islanders
>>145440145It could win the Worst Gimmick Award >if we start doing a gimmick award show, that is
>>145440158you lost to stephen. bud won
Wow what a shit game. Almost like there's too much shit talent in this shitty diluted league
>>145440183Gary hears ya>Gary don't care
>>145440183Devils have players that people pay to watch them play
>>145440194yeah you were bud
>mad>at bud1kwab1
>>145440233Whats your excuse gonna be when your shitty team can't score on your old goaltender and my Debbies win?
>>145440230>everyone is budbudbroken
>>145440202I wouldnt pay a single penny to watch any of those retards play
>>145440242Flames are shit and rebuilding devils have cup ambitions…
>>145440250>Flames are shit and rebuildingAGAIN THIS YEAR? How many years has it been now?
RIP kaprishart poster
>>14544025531
>>145440255you tell me bud you're the sports writer lol right?you got the job right? ..... right?
>>14544018332 teams has had great consequences on the NHL talent pool
>>145440267Just because your team is shit and run by a retard doesn't mean that everyone is bud
>>145440238>>145440248>>145440256i wonder how much it's going to cost minnesota to keep him
i actually think the average nhl player is really good at hockey
>>145440275what's the contract maximum? cuz that probably, but we still have 15m in dead cap for parisuter
>>145440238>>145440248>>145440256Hot hot takes.What would /hoc/ call this career trajectory?
sad that the raped retard gave bud a win. its like your least favourite 4th line shitter winning the cup
>>145440283his carrying linemates must've left or got old
>>145440275His contract isn't up until 2026.
What if Gary yeeted all of Canada's shitty teams instead? Cupless ahh country.
>>145440272you're right you probably arent bud, however you emanate bud energy which is a powerful force of retardation and being that stupid i know comparing you to bud will piss you off
FlamesChads, we got this
I'm at the hockey gameI'm at the HololiveI'm at the combination hockey game and Hololive
> almost 3rd period> 0-0yeah i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me bros
>>145440290yes>>145440282most of that money comes off the books, it drops down to 800k each instead of 7 million
Might drink a beer. Might watch this shitty game
>>145440312filtered
>scoreless draw
>>145440334rumour has it that miller is making canucks staff and roster address him as pumpkin even threatening a lawsuit over it
OHHHH THE GOOD OL HOCKEY GAMEIS THE BEST GAME YOU CAN NAMEAND THE BEST GAME YOU CAN NAMEIS THE GOOD OL HOCKEY GAME
>>145440349gotta feel bad for the manhe was just out with his family for fucks sakes
>>1454402552?
I'm almost 20 and I don't have a husband fug
>>145440376>crusty dusty bussyBro...
>>145440376
>>145440376go to medicine hat and groom gavin mckenna
People pay to watch me post
>>145440376become a member of the blackhawks organization, they'll help you out
>>145440376I’m 27 and don’t have a gf :(
i want you all to imaginegary cumming the act of his penis bursting as he splats semen all over himself how a little bit splashes onto his lips and he slowly licks the cum off his lips and smiles as dopamine rushes down his nerves
>>145440413kek
'eads
It is true "females" in hockey like penis?
>>145440423Same but I'm 34 and never even touched a girl
>>145440431Some of them have husbands but most of them have wives
>>145440425wait, how do I upvote this?
>>145440441research lesbian bed death. its why they end up beating each other up after enough time they become femcels
>hoc knows too much about lgbt stuffHm... I wonder..
>the gimmick with the most first-place votes is currently Canadian Folk-Rock Hockey Song Lyricsgood luck getting second, the rest of you
Real hocians don't do mail in ballots or early voting
>>145440468bud1
>>145440468>>145440469Would the real raped bitch please stand up
This place is obsessed with rape. Grow up. It’s not a topic to joke about.
>>145440502Only one dude who does it with any consistency and he's certifiable >straight jacket and a shot of something hard to pronounce stat
I miss bellyposting, best thing the flametards have ever done
>>145440502I CAN BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT RAPED BITCH TOOK AN EASTER BONG RIP AND LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH'S BODY LANGUAGE NOW HE'S CRUSHED STEPHEN HAD TO STEP UP AND MAKE A MAGICAL RAPE THE CROWD LOVES IT STEPHEN'S MAGICAL RAPE
>lomberg broke bastians jawBased
>>145440468yeah we have a femcel
I'm going to be honest, I don't remember who half these people are.
>>145440561I forget who you all are every night when I go to sleep >and am always happy to meet you all again on the morrow
Someone score a goal!!!
>scoreless third[3rd] period in Calgary, AB
>>145440575white boy going crazy!!!
>>145440550maybe that'll teach that faggot not to be the third man in
>>145440593I thought the only third man penalty in NHL history was given to Brandon Dubinsky when he tried to stop someone from jumping his teammate
>call one now >all 6 viewers in new jersey are tuning out!
>>145440574no asked you fat old faggot
bud once asked me to be the third man in but i just stole his girlfriend instead
>>145440607NOPLEASE, SCORELESS GARY TIME>PLEASE, GARY??? OH PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
>>145440624His rat didn’t deserve that fate
>>145440574Wow way to let us know you are an actual retard. No wonder you never fuck off, you're an actual retarded.
>>145440633raped bitch pretended to have seizures to get benzos but the benzos ended up making him impotent and retarded
>>145440489>>145440490???>>145440555You do? Who
>have an elite of the elite shot>get drafted to the NHL>play in the Canucks organization for 6 seasons>ends up with a muffin shotThey really massacred my boy EP40
>>145440631I know. I really wish bud sr didn't buy him that hamster. When I saw what he was doing to it i got sick to my stomach
2 minutes for excessive rudeness
I feel bad for tbg and stephen they dont deserve to be mocked all the time…
>>145440646he massacred himself with his shit attitude and work ethic
>>145440646must have taped his blade sticky side out again
>>145440646sometimes you have to let them know they just aren't cut out to be pro material
gary is boring us to death
>>145440661when a north american senses a euroid in his presence
hey bro's. just got home. i see dylan got btfo KWAB
I hate that Bastion is injured.Fighting is so stupid. It shouldn’t be in the sport anymore.
>>145440652
>>145440664scoreless Gary Time is intense and one can forgiven for losing track of the action
TBG is my friend
>>145440661>panthers: USA>canacucks: Canadians (aka cucks)No cups this milly kwab
>>145440652trb deserves it because a hoc from america said his dad got a seizure and trb turned his "condolence" into a blogpost about himself. hes a shameless attention whore
>>145440682he's a friend to one and all that love Ice
>>145440682Copey is my friend. I like how he completely destroys everyone and no one can fight back cause he’s never wrong.
>>145440697bud1 faggot we all know its you
>>145440693lying bag a shit
[Bad news]Didn't win the 50/50 and it didn't go 6-12 like I wanted and Gavin McKenna didn't get a hat trick
>>145440691i know you're tolling but damn you're a retard too
>>145440703based you're my friend too king
>>145440697>30:52>>145440705>31:52kwab you just exposed yourself you dumb old faggot
>9 bing until Scoreless Gary Time
I'm watching The Flames on my TV
Cake eater
>>145440713Seethe + 1993
>>145440703>cause he’s never wrong.His input value is wrong because Canada has never competed for the Stanley Cup.
>>145440728based timer noticer, thats an advanced trolling detection tactic
>>145440752> NAPLPCCOT (non argument providing loser posting constant concessions on twitter)kek
>>145440754the old retard never stood a chance against us hocchads
>>145440718>>145440744which one is it retard? can't make up your mind?
Why did Cooper pull the goalie? Was he trying to lose?Cool goal by Faber tonight
Well....... I guess thats all the hockey for tonight?See you guys for hockey tomorrow night.
>>145440780Flames are playing still
>>145440777They shouldn't let college nerds play in the NHL.
>>145439798Our Dodgers.
I love you, /hoc/, let's bitch and fight like a family forever and ever, OK???>CORRECTION>NO SCORELSS GARY TIMEfuck
>>145440792>0-0 until the final 5 minutesdid you miss the joke?
why does gary have shannon working for 12 straight hours tomorrow?
FLAMES SCAAARR
>>145439803Again? They have sucked since the late 00s.
>>145440798>raped retard gets exposed and tries to play it offGO FUCK YOURSELF
There is a game at 9am tomorrow
>most dangerous lead in Call Garyhmm
>>145440801Shannon was born to suffer
HOOB SCAAAARS shartstrom hahahaha
poo jersey
C O L E M A N OLEMAN& H U B E R D E A U UBERDEAU
>shartstrom
>Okay Markstrom we know this is your old team so we'll really try tonight for you>19 shots on goal 0 goals
>>145440807Praise Gary
what an exciting soccer game>>145440802beautiful goal for calvary fc
>Jack ''people pay to watch me have zero points and lose'' Hughes
>>145440768Take your meds schizo retard.Plus 1993
Can hube actually unKWAB himself or he is he too far KWAB'd?
Canucks, take note. This is how you beat the devils on home ice
They are building a hockey rink in the mall near me. The USHL team couldnt get their shit together though and appear out of picture KWAB
Plan the parade we’re back bros
>STILL BROKEN>INHERIT MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>>145440844pics?
>6 million >for shartstrom
>>145440752this shit was so based. he made an entire twitter account and used my gimmick for months to try and prove it was me. the problem, was that he's too retarded and autistic to NOT make it tranime hyperfixated faggotry. he also used my gimmick on in /vg/ KWABhow was the route though bud? KWAGB
>>145440845rebuild has been called off
>>145440855this is too much schizo for me to try and understand what this even means
>>145440768don't reply to me again you dumb bitch
>>145440855Why would you admit you have a shitposting gimmick in /vg/ as well? Retard.
>>145440872>coping photoshopwe can all clearly see the pixels
>>145440871bud was impersonating him on twitter and vtuber general buddy not hard to understand
hoc is at its worst when its just a bunch of inner circle jerkoffs acting self important
>>145440878based esl retard
FLAMES SCARRRRRRRRFRENS WINNO NON FRENS ALLOWED
Thats what you deserve for pulling your goalie at 4 and a half minutes remaining you cocky fucks.
>>145440851Of what? some artist rendition of the outside bearing the name of the team no longer involved?
don't count out my devies yet. There's still time
VICTORY
My Debbie’s ):
>>145440889Unironic retard but I fuh with it.
>>145440872retard can't even comprehend another anon trolling >>145440882this guy gets it
>Calgary doing a markstrom sucks chant
i am not retarded
I'm fiscally retarded and socially retarded
>>145440937liar
>>145440907I'm counting them out. Way to lose to Takagi san.
>>145440937I didn't call you retarded, please stop overreacting
>FRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERT>(again)
this flames franchise chose to sell hard on their superstars. markstrom hung around and gave them vezina caliber play despite all the noise around him. allows them to finally trade him and recoup assets instead of waiting for FA to dip. and their fans choose to sarcastically chant his name in a game where he was the best player on the ice. yeah, makes sense.
>Tahoe doesn't even have broadcast cameras installed yet neat, it's like a highschool game
>>145440954Out shot and shut out by that garbage ass team in Calgary that has a goalie in net that’s been average 4 goals against a game.That is a trash loss by an unserious team.
This was Backlunds real 1000th game
>lames lose againWhy are Canadian teams like this?
>>145440976and you think I care? ohhh noo the millionares! think about the millionaires
>>145440995So I've been playing league of legends all night. I watched for 1 min and they scored two goals You can blame me guys.
>>145440976>>145440995
>>145440242>my DebbieLOL THIS FUCKING RETARD
>another hoob goalHEATING UP
That was a fun Flames game I’m so chuffed they won
>>145441015What kind of weird ass fan base chants mocking the opponent's goalie when they score their first goal on a fluke 15 mins into the third period..then a decent one, then an empty netter... And then you chant Markstrom...?
>>145441019>I've been playing league of legends all nightdamn sorry to hear thatget well soon
>>145441037>That was a fun gamenoone scored until the last 5 minutes
>>145440995based retard
;]
>>145439637lmao that's definitely not Cologne's location
>>145441051gary had me sitting on the edge of my seat for 55 minutes
knights play tomorrow
The Flying V formation would work against the Sabres
>"our team is ready to take the next step">hires sheldon keefeWhat did they think would happen?
To be fair to markstrom he's still batting above the mendoza lineBetter than I expected
Fuck Gary
Flames didn’t win that game the devils lost the game
>>145441051I still had fun. The goalies were amazing
>>145441071do you follow their affiliates?>their affiliates just scored on my 'eads
Where's the Debbie's fan now? Kwab
Did the Dipshit devils just give Vladar his first shutout of the season?
>>145441051Good tight checking defensive play game. Retards can't understand good hockey when they see it. ADHD zoomer minds need on the spot stimulation to their retard brains.
>>145441102my monsties?
>>145441107dustin wolf could never.
>>145441102no asked raped bitch
>>145441118Unbased retard he literally asked
>>145441039If a player wants to be traded of a team after signing a 6 million AAV contract no fan is gonna take that kindly. Fuck Markstrom and fuck every single one of those losers who wanted out.
>>145441116Yes, your monsters are tearing it up, trying to get another one on Boise
The ELITE goal scoring DYNAMOS, the New Jersey Devils, one the PREMIER front runners for the STANLEY CUP>3-0 to the fucking Flims running sub .900 VladarJack "People pay to watch me score zero points, but hey, I scored 4 goals in 12 games" Hughes
>>145441145Where you watching these games?
>>145441145this man was raped by a weeb everyone
Blake Coleman is such a beautiful hockey player
All of the bad guys won today /hoc/
'awks>late entry
>>145441147Ok I have some thoughts on this one, some logical some illogical but here goes. The logical - Calgary was a team coming in on a 4 game losing streak desperate for a win and you could tell. They stifled and we played uninspiring (except for Marky) at the same time so it’s the perfect combo of what the results wound up being. Illogical - I saw all of that Nico Halloween costume racism crap on X twitter whatever it’s called. I honestly blew it off at first wondering why anyone would even give this any attention. Then I saw the social media team took down the pictures including the big group Halloween photo. Now I don’t know how much these athletes know about what is going on and being said on the “internet” but if Nico got wind of all this I wouldn’t be shocked if it led to a little lull in his play tonight, he’s only human after all and even professionals like him can be impacted by negative stuff being put out there. Anyway I know this is conspiracy theory level stuff and it hopefully didn’t impact Nico at all but just a weird feeling when I saw all that that this game wouldn’t go well.. 2 points on this trip so far and I feel like Edmonton again feels like one of those “it’s not a must win but it feels almost like a must win” type of games to avoid a bad road trip.
>>145441153on hockey [dot] tv
>>145441163stopped reading at ok
>>145441117dumbfuaark.
>>145441175literally no one asked
>he's literally lying, presumably out of his own ass
>>145441163stopped reading at road trip
>>145441157stars lost tho
>he's literally raped by bud, presumably out of his own ass
>>145441051>noone
Why doesnt Jesus play hockey?
>>145441219Because he's always getting nailed to the boards
>>145441213based ESL schooling a retard on english
>>145441175Uh the site hands up on me
>>145441163>The played like shit and got embarrassed by a team that just went on a tear getting exposed because Nico was sad that teenagers on twitter called him racistSay what you will about /hoc/ reddit posting but some of this shit is solid gold.
>>145441156Good P L A N O boy >>145441147practicing up writing articles bud? you need it
>>145441270do you got u blocker?>I just right click and start in another tab, that works for me
>>145441301dude... literally no one asked
>>145441219>>145441237???
>>145441219Jesus saves.
>>145441270Yeah, uBlock. I'll try that
you got your poppy on, right /hoc/?
Devils and Flames share a lot of players
is there a worse place to play than buffalo? also why is trb talking to himself again?
>>145441325>*waiting for replies*
>>145441345>gets raped by budthoughts on your rape by bud?
>>145441345you probably dont even own a poppy or even know the significance in what it means you retard
Every fucking thread anymore is 50% "bud kwab raped bitch chilly easter" posting.Holy fuck, shut up. Every god damn day.
Nico Hischier should get a 4 month ban for being this racist.
>>145441370>Nico HischierI don't know who that is
>>145441362dont mind trb... he denigrates his own ancestors because they were mormons... hes pretty soi. the opposite of don cherry
>>145441157My Minnesota Frost don't start for another month
>>145441379welcome to /hoc/, newfriend
>>145441370shoutout to the spice girls chick
>>145441379The racist one. You can't miss him.
holy fuck implies the existence of cursed fuck
>>145441367You notice the flags doing it every time? It's canadians. They're suppose to be /hoc/ but they just ruin /hoc/
>>145439400Let know when that 5 game losing streak happens otter fren
Imagine simping for blinky
>>145441370where even is hewhat's racist besides jack hughes appropriating italian culture
>>145441367>>145441397>mad>at bud1kwabb1(kek what a bitch bud 1)
>>145441402kissable collarbone
>>145441367it's just spamming at this point
>>145441370i dont get it
>>145441367They refuse to accept that nobody cares about their gay little general thread characters.
>>145441367Shut the fuck up Stephen.
it's just bud 1ing at this point
>>145441409Your racism shines through. I didn't believe a 4chan general could be this racist. He's sitting on the right.
I don't mind Bud1 because it makes TBG aka TRB seethe. Guy is actually dumb enough to complain that the meme is spam but that's essentially all he does every thread.
>insisting on giving a complete stranger a pet nameoh my god, this place is so adorable sometimes
>>145441423i like stamkoshe's receding like me
>>145441439thxu2
JT Miller off to Brock Boesers house after the game.
>>145441440is that why tampa dropped him? because of his norwood?
>>145441439be happy people care enough to point out your stupidity and apply a name to it bud
>>145441421Racism.
>>145441451
>>145441461Look at nashvilles record this year and then you tell me.
>>145441472very sussy behavior my man i don't think i can co-sign this
>>145441451brian burke status: content
>>145441466it's a poncho not a dashiki
>>145441489It's the hair.
>>145441367/hoc/ can’t make fresh memes, /hoc/ just has the same 5 depressed NEETS spamming the same shit
>>145441472
>>145441495do not project your insecurities onto me, im not depressed or a neet and my memes are fire
>>145441495>says the raped retard who spams the same macros for the past 8 yearskwabb1o the ironing
>>145441495
>>145441492white people can grow afros too pal
>>145441472>>145441502you two should meet up and dock penises
>>145441367chambers was right
>>145441495>just has the same 5 depressed NEETS spamming the same shitit's called "tradition" and you can suck my ass, friend
>>145441510no they can't dipshit, if you're white and have curly hair it means you're actually a hideous jew see: jack eichel
>>14544151904/17/22 is a tradition. can you guess why
>he's never met a red-headed kinky haired Hebrew with a fro
>>145441325I don't wanna stab myself in the left moob
Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.Goodbye.36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
>>145441527stop being a gay raped bitch
>>145441533see ya later
>>145441533what mental illness causes this behaviour
>>145441538bud1itis
>>145441538Syphilis
>>145441533but the rags wongranted only by one goal to the super nintendos, but 2 points is 2 points
>>145441544>syphilisnot helping the gay allegations raped bitch
>>145441538being a tripfag? pretty self explanatoryto be an obnoxious faggot you must present yourself as an obnoxious faggotits chambers in his essence
Why would the league schedule San Jose for a Saturday night game?
>>145441575i meant the other behaviour
>>145441575I think you meant "chambers is his element">but that's fine if you didn't
Do you think the games will be cancelled on Tuesday if Trump wins?
>>145441583Retard
>>145441588>Thinking they'll be able to count all the ballots in one nightWe literally turn this into a week long thing if not 2 weeks every fucking time.
>>145441588Heckin chud, democracy itself will be cancelled if the orange atrocity wins
https://youtube.com/@HiranoKokorothere's already a hockeytubershit
>>145441599I always find it so endearing how much the Canadians care about our politics
>>145441510Not according to brain dead liberals. There was a guy in my high school, two years above me who had a natural blonde afro.
>>145441605Hey can you wise the fuck up and learn how to post a link?
>>145441632he posted a link though
he posted a bud1 though
>>145441636Sorry sorry. I always forget how retarded your "people" are.An embedded link?Oh fuck I just forgot again
>my tips :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
>most of this evening's threads
>>14544169304/17/22 was kinda silly too
>>145441667what kind of mental illness causes this?
>>145439637who is better at /hoc/, stockholm or gothenburg?
>>145441742pretending to have seizures caused that mental illness. something you know all too well kwab1
This is the kid that (you)r teams are going to be vying for soon btw.
My Jackies...
>>145441762the next dustin wolfsugoi
>>145441762>trusting a goalkeeper before he has had at least 4 seasons over .915 in the NHLCould not be me.
>>145441792And you are...?
just dinged paragon 271 gonna try to hit 272 b4 bed go knights
>>145441799Who, me?
MY CLUBBIES LOST A-GODDAMN-GAIN
>>145441799I'm me, man.
I'm me?
YOUR CLUBBIES DIDN'T PLAY TODAY DIDJA?DIDJA? HUH? HUH?*NOISES*
>>145441859fuck off with that tranny shit bud
ME CWUBBIES NO PRAY TODAYPRAY TOMORROWBRING GREAT HONOR TO THEOCRATIC KINGDOM WOOTAH
sorry I'm just upset my team didn't play today
>>145441872word this is gay magazine territory
pull yourself together bud
>no millyi guess i'd be mad too
My sabies are still rebuilding
>rawetty cancelled>slopdown cancelledthe rare double fraid so
>>145441962moprb
>>145441927Just like my islanders
>>145441840Yes?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WTNIG6tGfuc
bud1
Flames1 and Islanders1
>>145442130I don't get it explain this
>>145442044oh my fucking god sweden...... I just ran through this with canada
https://youtu.be/antvn7q2WxU
>>145442044Literally not that hard you dumb fuck. You just copy and pasta the link.Oh don't get upset about shorts.
>>145442044i almost fucked a juggalette i used to worth with once. she was cute and had nice big titties, she blue balled me when we were naked in her bed it was still cool though we watched american werewolf in london
>>145442221they 1 like bud did
did. you know. you can. have sex with. men. too?-shawn
>>145442245From what I've seen, most juggalettes are either fat or high as fuckhttps://www.veryape.tv/americanjuggalo
>>145442261she's fat now but wasn't in 2017 desu, she was only something like 25 then. she was an absolute retard though
she was a total hamplanet stop coping dood
>sheshe was a he dude
Gioia Scola - march 1987
>hebro was a dog in a wig dude
>wigweird thing to call a mop
[Great News] I have successfully dinged Paragon 272. See you guys tomorrow for the Knights game.
>>145442405And Crown Jewel
I miss these little niggas like you wouldnt believe
>>145442523same energy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2gvGkreKX8
>>145442531RIP Grand Master Sexay
>>145442537F
Huomenta and thank you for having me /hoc/
>>145442590you did a great job of hosting the game yesterday
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>145442590good morning sir
>>145442692good morning>laffs
Kirill Kaprizov leads the league in points.
Anyone know why Shannon was down the other day?
https://x.com/Behind_The_Net/status/1852630801130656035Why is the EIHL like this
I ate moose
>>145439637This night really showed who is elite goalie and who is not>Otter had -4 goals above expected in one gameKwab
>>145443111moose nose stew is a delicacy of my people
>>145443111Yep, moose meat tastes good.
>>145443736dry meat > beef jerky
left or right?
>>145443736It's great, better than reindeer imo
Which team not named Carolina, Colorado, Dallas or Florida can actually win this year?
>>145444270Winnipeg unironically
>>145444270Rags
Kinda crazy that to have a good team in the nhl you need to be insanely lucky with picks for multiple years to have gary take care of you (sunbelt only). How can teams like the sabres languish for 13 years going? How can no canadian team win a cup in 30 years? This shit is so rigged i am basically just watching out of habit at this point.
We are back. And in a big way
Huomenta
>>145444356They should have kept Reinhart, Eichel and Ullmark
>>145444356>Kinda crazy that to have a good team in the nhl you need to be insanely lucky with picks for multiple years to have gary take care of you (sunbelt only)>How can teams like the sabres languish for 13 years going?Buffalo has the dumbest front office in the entire NHL and has made some of the dumbest trades over the past decade.
>>145444805would kill myself knowing that my team gave up on multiple goal scoring machines because they were stupid
>>145444805>>145444844they could have made an elite team
>>145444904Insanely misleading chart. Buffalo’s coaching was so dogshit that nobody here would’ve succeeded however. Rodrigues took years to develop. O’Reilly hated playing in Buffalo. Carrier was a career shitter. Reinhart never was the guy he became in Florida. Ullmark was always good but got swept away.
>https://x.com/NHL/status/1852698424237330685 Neat
>>145444356>How can no canadian team win a cup in 30 years?There are only 7 Canadian teams and all of them either suck, or have such shitty fanbases that it balances out anything good the team might have going for it. That means YOU, Toronto.
>>145439637That isn't where Cologne is lol.
>>145443111Was it moose soup?https://youtu.be/ShDcCkU7GGo?si=Z3_JlPCN0fDqujf2
>>145443111What did it taste like?
>>145445594>its the fanbase's fault that matthews is a chokerthis cope
Rick Westhead articles be like>The only ECHL player I’ve ever had gay sex with was Swenei Mortslenko for the Nevada Nighthawks. He raped me in a giant oven. With skeletons who all had AIDS.
In my opinion the Chineseest hockey player we’ve ever seen is Chinger McChongdvid .
>>145446022Roast>>145446076Like beef with more flavor
my nighthawks mentioned :)
>>145446245Screenshotting this for the 4 nations. Him and Chucky are gonna rape your team
>>145446339and when they dont win a single game, you'll just hide and pretend like you never caredive seen this episode before with different characters
>>145446388Your team so far is Sid the Octogenarian and Connor McCopekid. I'm not worried.
I went to my first NHL game 10 years ago today. It was at the Saddledome in Calgary. Sean Monahan scored and Karri Ramo had a shutout. After the game, my buddy took me into East Village to the King Eddy. We bought cocaine from a retarded chinese guy and I got my dick sucked by a nigerian whore in the toilet stall. The next day I attempted suicide and then moved back ti to the mountains. But it’s still “Go Flames Go” for me man! Forever and ever for sure,
>>145446524you should be
gary ran the multi-puck pilot last night and people didn't see receptive so the idea is on the backburner yet again :(
Today the Bruins will turn it around and begin their winning streak
>>145446588I shouldn't, actually.
>>145446322neat. I have no idea where I can eat moose though
>>145442250sounds gay
Our Sennies did play well last night. Will be better tonight
>>145446837given up on otter already?sad really that you dropped him this hardhe plays for your team!
>>145446914You gave up on Matthews at the start of this conversation, and he plays for a Canadian team
>>145446757God I hope so
>>145446941why would i care about a guy who chokes every time his season is on the line
Seguin and Lundqvist out for Dallas, Knight starts for Florida
>dallass peaked in octoberLUL
the manlet in the locker room this morning had a giant hog, kinda jelly ngl
>>145447071thanks (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
>can never find any hockey games on prime videoWhy the fuck does Gary hate hockey?
>>145447071Thanks anon, it makes up for being a manlet desu.
>>145446983Because his lack of performance under pressure is another turd in the pile of shit that is the Toronto Maple Leafs? Which should have been able to bring home the cup between Matthews, Nylander, Marner, and Tavares?
ITS HOCKEY TIME :DDDDD
>>145447029Kitties will still win even with Knight in net
>>145447199if you think soi dont>laffs
>>145447279>laffsGot me there. If Winnipeg hasn't peaked early, I could see them doing it this season, though.
DROP THE PUCK, PEKKA
>>145447237Dullass will (probably) still lose, Dylan. Don't forget that part.
>>145447324which is dumb too, they are a canadian team and never gonna win
Daylight savings tonight
redemption today
>kitties >flylels >kangs >craps >pen(i)s >senatards >dabres >laffs >assve >golden showers >nucks
>>145447381Planet retard doesnt observe daylight savings
>>145447381i thought it was tomorrow
>>145447412>>145447412>>145447412NEW
>no dullass in sightMaking it too obvious it's you starschizo
>>145447401other way aroundplanet retard uses daylight savings
