Kick off in 1 bongNewcastle XI: Pope, Livramento, Schar, Burn, Hall, Longstaff, Guimaraes, Joelinton, Willock, Gordon, Isak.Subs: Dubravka, Tonali, Barnes, Krafth, Osula, Almiron, Kelly, A. Murphy, Miley.Arsenal XI: Raya, Partey, Saliba, Gabriel, Timber, Merino, Rice, Saka, Martinelli, Trossard, Havertz.Subs: Neto, White, Zinchenko, Lewis-Skelly, Kiwior, Jorginho, Nwaneri, Sterling, Jesus.
Portugal stays with Newcastle
England stays with Newcastle
>>145443001>subs>zinchenko>sterling>jesusWait a minute, I am sensing a pattern here...
>>145443025pep players only do well with his roidsnever buy them because without those theyre just mid tier at best
imagine a extra time joe pillock blooter to cuck arsenal out of a win
>>145443001if arsenal bottle this then their title challenge is already dead in the waterits only just turned november...
England for Newcastle, we reject arsenals desperate attempts to force diversity
argentina stays with ARSENAL
Fuck both these worthless clubs. Wake me up when the REAL clubs play (everton, spurs, brentford, chelsea, forest).
>>145443201>▶chelsea
>>145443201>190 getting in the shitposting early
>>145443201>chelsoy
arsenal's culture is centered around........
>>145443242around what?
don't know which newcastle will show up. you can see if the game is a loss in the first 20 minutes for sure
get the ball kickedget the goals scoredget the masses lobotomised
Whats for lunch lads? I just ordered this
>>145443277how much did it cost?
>>145443244
>woman on commentary yeah that's a mute for me
>>145443282triple burger and bacon, that is at least 20€ here in spain. It's over, the west has fallen...
Imagine if those lads who died could see our country now
>>1454432821.3% of my salary
>arsenal do their poppy shit last week>newcastle do their poppy shit this week>it's still a week before armistice daywhy?
>>145443293wasn't really worth it
Nice bugle. Not.
another female commentatorget this woke shite out of football
probably the single most cringe thing in professional sport
>>145443295Corpo virtue signaling
>>145443309
>>145443310Arsenal? Yeah
>>145443295If we didn’t beat the Germans Mpoumbo and Abdul wouldn’t be aloud to molest English girls while claiming benefits
is my boy on?
Why are these fags honouring an army that has not won a war in 75 years?
Newcastle have to be the biggest schizos in the PL. Can beat City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs etc but then get rolled by Fulham and Everton
>female commentatorOh for fuck sake
>tfw no good guys to root for
>>145443335The good guy is whoevers playing against Arseblastenal
>>145443335Root for non-fatal injuries
>>145443328
why don't they get a woman with a nice voice, any asmr girl from youtube would do
>probably the single most cringe thing in professional sport
>>145443335Derby are playing.
>>145443335newcastle are owned by a murderous arab regime and arsenal still somehow find a way to be the least likeable club out of these two
>newcastle are owned by a murderous arab regime
>>145443310the haka
in england viruses attack you
Who else enjoying /comfy/ season so far?Watching Arselel on one screen while playing Alien Isolation on the other while tucked in as it rains outside
I hate Arteta so much. Whiny salty bitch...
Multi-billion pound Chelsea got battered by Newcastle but the media loves Chelsea so didn't bother covering it much
>>145443360the only thing that comes close
>>145443364>mfw soon robots and ai will take all the jobs so the future zoomers will just get to do that every dayits not fair
>>145443364Its sunny here, so the outside is filled with people...
>>145443365Spanish mini-me
>>145443375It could be worse, you could be Anthony Burch
>>145443347>Newcastle United face another financial squeeze after the club's owner, Saudi Arabia's PIF, confirmed that it would be scaling back its foreign investment. How embarrassing that they'd dress like that in return for fuck all.
boobs
>Female commentator
>>145443387newcastle thought they would be winning premier leagues and champions leagues but they just got a swarthy mike ashley
Love myself and want to live
this has 0-0 slurper written all over it
>>145443364I still haven't seen a complete footy match this season, neither in Lel Liga, eplel or any other league. Football has been extremely boring for +7 years from now, only RM UCL matches were fun. I guess I surpassed football, a sport for monkeys.
>>145443405anthony gordon WILL scorei promise you. if he doesnt i will send you 500 yen on paypal
OT OH
>ARSELEL
>farsenal
>arse analkek
>ARSE ANAL
>>145443420Huh, know the lottery numbers lad?
WELL WELL WELL
>arsenal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145443420>you’ll never be her massa
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>arse
>be a club of brown people that love gay sex>call it arse>call it anal>call it arseanal>hire a man called arse-ne wanker>hes a nonce>let him ruin your club for 20 years>havnt won the league for 20 years>old stadium named "highbury" as in, hi bury your dick in my ass>shit new stadium named after arabs>fans are nicknamed after wanking, the gooners>most famous fans are called the gay gooners>best player called buck-ayo caca>their badge is a knob on wheels>their mascot is a furfag called goon-asaurus>shit owners executives, coaching, staff and players what did they mean by this?
What happened to arsenal defense this season? They've nearly let in as many now as they did all last season
ISAK>ISAKISAK>ISAKISAK>ISAKISAK>ISAKISAK>ISAKISAK>ISAKISAK>ISAKISAK
my countryman :)
maresca's chelsea or amorim's manchester united will win the league before arteta's arsenal ever does
I kneel to the black Shearer
>>145443462Nobody knows
>>145443001
>his name isn't Joel Lintonwhat
Time for Newcastle players to start going down with cramp and wasting as much time as possible.
>>145443486what a fucking cross
saka and lewis hall make a cute couple
Arsenal look so mid without odergaard
>>145443491How did he get up there?
>>145443497are they trying to be arsenal?
>>145443513that’s what I mean, taste of their own medicine
>>145443505hes already getting bleached by foden
>>145443491Grey Street has a black plaque in honour of a Portuguese writer, very soulful.
>look at the catalog>the faggot general is also active when their team is playing as usual
>>145443542its /sp/ tradition to go in there and post AHAHAHAHAHAHAH at them when they concede a goal
>>145443542what possesses a man to do this?
>RICE
why this feels so good, bros?
arsenal look fully bad right now
>arroz
How can you be this shit at taking a freekick?
who got sent off for arsenal today? my app doesnt show any red cards
saka is just so unlikeable
>>145443569Baseado
>>145443561the bad guy losing through a mix of karma and justice
>>145443587gordon is playing out of position on RW and is absolutely mogging saka
BuckAYO Saka
so why are arsenal allowed to hold and block the keeper?
>>145443542Those queers never leave their safe space so Arsenal match threads are always slow
>>145443601it would be racist to say anything
>>145443602kek what a bunch of redditor poofters
mad how arsenal foul the keeper on every single corner
>>145443602before /arse/ /sp/ was a de facto arsenal fan forumyou'd hate it more if that thread didn't exist
I look like Isak but im not Sweedish
>>145443561It's one of those things that bring you comfort knowing it'll always stay this way. I don't even watch futbal anymore, just here cause Arsenal losing is so /cosy/. They've become remarkably unlikeable off the back of almost winning something. Topekakek.
man city and liverpool have worse injuries than arsenal but they can do more than play defensively and try to score from corners
>>145443636Can you jump high?
Would this be the end of Arsenal's title challenge
>Haventz>Gaya>Mer-nill-o>ShartinelliAlso timber is getting buck broken by a guy that has a haircut resembling a shagged sheep.Cooked.
>Gordon >skinny lanklet hmmm
>>145443669they will be 8 points off the top by the end of today
>>145443674hes a goblin. him and saka in the same game is making me need some eye bleach
>>145443665Ummm excuse me, Arsenal's injury crisis is unprecendented. They're missing Odegard....The list goes on
>>145443669not THE end but it’s not looking promising at all
Bros I need streams
>>145443669depends how much the prem and media want it. the last two years they've been propped up because they desperately want saka's face plastered on everything
commentator defending blatant diving from bruno
>>145443669You don’t win titles in November but you can lose them
>>145443636t. somalian
>>145443669they couldnt even win the title with everything going for them and have never hit 90 pointsmaybe they can get to the semis of the champions l...hahahaha
>>145443669god I hope so
>>145443689https://soccerlive.app/soccer-stream/newcastle-united-arsenal/1497064
all arse do is time waste. disgusting boring football
>>145443669Hope so, so they sack Arteta and sell 5-6 players.
did he hit the air and injured?
>FartinsmellyThe fuck happened to this nigga? He's genuinely awful now
>>145443719no merino caught him a tiny bit and he threw himself to the ground screaming because he's a cheat
lol gay boy havertz got fucking gang banged
MURDERBALL
>>145443725He was never great, tbf. As far as overrated memery goes he legitimately has never been as good as he was built up to be. Same goes for Trossard, same goes for Havertz - even after significant improvement. Why their fucking idiot coach didn't demand a proper striker only God knows - clearly isn't an Ars*nal fan ig gg there'salwaysnextyear.png
>>145443690> they've been propped up because they desperately want saka's face plastered on everythingnot a bad idea
Is Newcastle the most physical team in the prem? Whenever I see their home games they're always bullying the fuck out of the other team
>>145443762geordies are inherently brutish
arsenal are horribly boring to watch. playing 6 or 7 defensive players, spamming long balls and hoping the ref has his eyes closed on their illegal corners
>>145443762them or liverpoonorf teams always seem to do that
1) Which part of Newcastle-upon-Tyne you from, /sp/?2) Which drinking establishment in town is your favourite venue to get mortal before/after the match?
why couldn't joe willock make it at arsenal
>>145443760its the ultimate humiliation ritual for this country. deformed african that supposedly is just as english as any white englishman because sportsball
bruno always doing extra shit
>>145443762They're atletico tyneside basically. funny everyone was complimenting arsenal on their "dark arts" against weakling teams but as soon as they go to Newcastle they start crying
>>145443795no room for creative players other than Odegaard in Artetas murderball
>>145443809>black>creative
>>1454437931. West Denton2. Can't say cos my gf's sister works behind the bar
havertz such a fucking pussy get up mate
>>145443806They weren't compliments and the articles were stupid because it was just stuff every other team does
>fartinelli
>>145443820>2. Can't say cos my gf's sister works behind the baryour girlfriend's sister works at For Your Eyes Only ? Highly based.
>>145443819You're inability to understand what anon said in that post indicates you likely have some kind of extensive brain damage.
>>145443828He got a widdle boo boo clashing with big mean VVD and now he sad :(
>>145443771They concentrate on cheating so much they've forgotten to play football, I have no idea why Arteta has done this.
>>145443843grim if she does like given her weight
>>145443856tell her to lose weight to endear yourself to your GF and her family
>>145443844>every reply on sp is super serious dont you knowyou have autism
>>145443797Take your racist nonsense elsewhere fucking weirdo
>>145443820>Can't say cos my gf's sister works behind the barbizarre post
>>145443844>You're inability>you likely have some kind of extensive brain damage.OH THE IRONING
>>145443793if you're introducing yourself to someone and they ask where you're from do you say "newcastle-upon-tyne" or do you just say "newcastle" because there's only one anyway?
>>145443876>le heckin racismogrow up faggot, no matter how much you prostrate for non whites they still hate you
>>145443888>IroningIt's spelled irony, thicko
>>1454437931. originally byker, then heaton, now benton2. Free Trade Inn
Areselel looking shite tbqh
>>145443876You're the weirdo
> shots 6> on target 1
when Chelsea won the UCL it was the starting of the downfall of football
>>145443900there's two but if you're from newcastle under lyme you'd say "the one near stoke" or under lyme or just say stoke
>>145443901bore off rorke
>>145443900just newcastle.only about 5,000 people in the world realise there's another newcastle (under lyme) 180 miles to the south
>>145443888
>>145443906you cant suffer as a 6'2+ chad in 2024its not fair, top tier pajeetas are for me not for chad
>>1454439194chan started in 2013
Newcastle play a lot better vs good teams lol
Having a half time Gold barWhy are they so small now
>>145443906do girls like being thrown around by tall/strong guys or is it just a TikTok meme?
>>145443921>muh sp headcanongo outside for a change
WHAT A GOAL
>>145443916Which year? France winning the WC in 2018 made me lose interest. It was like Mordor taking over.
with all due respect, arsenal are bottlers
>>145443906>I will never be tallOwari da...
>>145443932>not being 1,9m in 2024NGMI lad
>>145443942>do girls enjoy a display of strength from their partner
one tall guy i know was rejected in several modeling agencys because he was so tall he like 6.3 they said it was liability
>>145443906>midget latinahe's cooked>>145443945lurk more
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL
would love it if martin keown fucked right off
I'm 30, 6'1, athletic and cute but still a virgin because I haven't found the love of my life and never will at this point
As an honest Arsenal fan, Arteta is a fraud and should be sacked. Ten Hag won more trophies in a 1/3 of the time.
>>145443962>>145443906short women are gross desu
>>145443942Its not a meme lol, have you never done it with a GF? they love that
>>14544398233 is the peak of man life
sort it out sharteta
>>145443984>As an honest Arsenal fan, Arteta is a fraud and should be sacked.(Not taking the piss) I don't want him at city when pep goes
where the good HT slags?
>>145443984How much did he spend again?Still cant believe they signed Havertz lol
>>1454439842 trophies in 2 year I heard. United have higher standards than arsenal.
Joe Cole's Movember tash; fuck me, that's about 3 months growth. The little cunt will do anything to get a bit of attention.
half time slags
god that arse fucking STINKS
>>145444030See through, nice!
>>145443942tiktok is real life for zoomersunfortunately height is law
>>145444011>deep faking an ugly mutt on a leng tingcringe
Imagine liking rugby. What a grim existence
>>145443993I've given up on finding a virgin here in the west. The more I age the less chances I have of finding a 20 year old virgin. I might have to take a vacation to Marocco or Tunisia
>>145444063based>>145444054imagine being a rugby LEAGUE faneven grimmer
>>145444044fortunately*
>>145444073>imagine being a rugby LEAGUE fanhonestly don't even know the difference between league and the other one
where the fuck has this been from izak
Will Arsenal ever win a trophy again?
>>145444063>Marocco or Tunisiakeeeeeeeeek he doesnt know
>>145444088yes arteta will win a league cup. 5 years of work are building up to that historic moment.
>>145444086as far as i can tell its just rugby but for manlets
>>145444063Bro, women there are sluts aswell>t. knower
>>145444093what should I be knowing? where could I ask a father for his virgin daughters hand? Algeria? Libya?
>>145444102>>145444093but turks on spee told me muslim girls are trad..
what minute will the jammy, undeserved arsenal equaliser come?
>>145444121It won’t, this is a game they lose 2-0. Gordon 78th minute
>>145444117LOL Turkish girls (atleast here where I live) are the nastiest wenches around. All they care about is partying and getting around. Might be different for village girls.
>>145444110There are very few muslims left in the world. All have been weternized and modernized. Freemixing has become the norm instead of taboo. It's absolutely over
>>145444138>Turkish girls (atleast here where I live)europe has fallen
arsenal need 2 goals btw a draw does nothing for them>>145444147(((westernized)))
Arsenal would be 3-0 if odegaard was playing instead of trossard. He's missed a bunch of great opportunities like key passes and a finish just then.
>>145444152They fuck like they get paid for it, dont blame me.
An obedient wife is more valuable than a virgin one
>>145444110most of these countries is filled with passport whores for you to think you will find any is insane its hard even for me to spot real trad virgin not to mention they are taking down the virginity's certification soon >>145444117not until you fuckin degenerates exist if at least you stood by your religion things could be ok
>>145444162Yeah, what the fuck was that pass to Saka when they were like 2v4 on the attack? Keep it simple, nigga
>>145444168no im saying the fact that you even know of turkish people in your area, and multiple
kwab
>>145444171MRPOAT (most retarded post of all time)
>>145444171t.cuckload
>>145444183I live in a big city, and Turks and Poles are the biggest diaspora in our country
saka really kicked someone in balls and got nothing
>>145444189it's the brighton tradition taking over them
>>145444189Another victim
why does saka NEVER get booked?
>>145444209I was in Dusseldorf the other month and sometimes I forgot I was actually in Germany. Disgrace what our elites have done to our cities
>>145444225he’s a good boy with a levels
>>145444225
>>145444209what don't you understand that I don't want westernized muslims? I want to go to a village in middle eastern country and find a woman worthy of marriage there.
>>145444228Were you there for the Euros? And yes, its especially bad in the Western area of Germany, i.e. Ruhrpott
>>145444250Well you wont find them in Nafri countries lol
>>145444250no muslim girl who is not modernized will marry a kafir infidel
>arsenal v fulham>thread is mostly /pol/
>salibum getting bullied by joe pillock
Zinchenko against Gordon?
>>145444272>fulham
>>145444280Arse sold the wrong midfielder
Saudi Stoke vs Basque Stoke
>>145444272american thinking about ham
Why does Arselel want me to vist Ruanda? What will I find there?
It's Zinny Time
>thats yellow
>>145444319You'llneverknowifyoudon'tgoYou'llnevershineifyoudon'tglow
>putting on teenagers out of desperationit's over for farteta
ffs gonna catch the f1 instead
They'll score with Zina
Eddie Howe making a gamble with Tonali
Newcastle crowd is disgustingly white. Would make me uncomfortable to be there even though I'm white
Timber is a walking red card
>>145444370I sometimes think he would be great as a 10, hes just not good defensively, but good offensively
>>145444255Nah I've got friends in Germany so I was visiting them. It's a shame because the altstadt of Dusseldorf is nice
>>145444389Every Arsenal player is a walking red card because the referees are against Arsenal.
saliba is garbage and he proved that with NT
>>145444405yeah and the earth is flat you heard that one?
>ynr kierrna trippier is on newcastle
>>145444405arsenal fans actually believe this
how can you say with a straight face that arsenal are a serious footballing team when their gameplan is being shithouses and trying to win set pieces
>>145444063>I might have to take a vacation to Marocco or Tunisiadoes he know?
>>145444435Injury crisis please understand
Zinchenko is laughably shit
>Captain Sakaabsolute joke
Wonder how much Tonali has just earned his friends and family with that yellow in the 70th minute
ehm
how many city rejects do arsenal have lmao
>>145444530bitchenkojesusarteta
who /high/ here?
>>145444540sterling
Arsenal losing and the saka limping has begun, a tale as old as time
why is he moaning lol
If I know anything about Arsenal I know this game is ending with a jammy Trossard equalizer from a corner in +8
how long before arteta out comes back
>>145444569he’s gone off mate
saka ACL
>Arsenal players bitching about the keeper going down for no reason
>celebrate the rodri injury>we're are favourites>ours to lose>immediately bottle it and cry about odegard being injured???
Nick pope DARK ARTS love to see it
tactical GK injury! Normally Raya doing that shit lol
>>145444502Globohomo rules everything.
it's over for arsenal. even 4chan captcha has switched to liverpool
>>145443201the only real clubs in that bunch are Forest and Neverton
next year arseanal bros for sure...
>>145444653kek
>>145444669arsenal fans stopped coming to these threads years ago, they have their own containment thread cause they've been a laughing stock for two decades and even when they have a decent period they're still a laughing stock
>Rapemas Rapetey
Arsenal customers really calling for Arteta to be sacked after all he's done for them. LmAO
>>145444691>after all he's done for themhe hasn't won them anything
dominating but can't score
This post timer is insane now. Do yall actually put in an email or pay for a pass? Been posting regularly here since 2014 and I honestly the past few months I just end up closing the tab instead of waiting for the timer. Is this it?
>>145444691>spending hundreds of millions to play like stokeits like mourinho's chelsea again
KWAB
Why is Arsenal so pathetic?
>Rice has his socks tornwhat a spacker
>>145444730>Is this it?Brobably.
>>145444730
>>145444730i dont think its gotten worse but its better than the alternative and im never paying a dime for a free site desu
>>145444733Mourinhos Chelsea were also lethal on the counter attack, this Arsenal team offer nothing from open play
>>145444743It's their reddit mentalityeternal losers
>>145444743They should have kept emery
>>145444783>i dont think its gotten worse900 seconds on the first post
>>145444730>>145444767>>145444783what's this now?
>taking off gordonfucking why
cam on barney
How has this fraud managed to get away with it?
feeling confident of a win arsenal bros
>>145444767>Takes credit for an idea /g/ would ridicule as unnecessary due to the gorillanigger levels of stupidity needed when dealing with someone who doesn't understand the concept of a throwaway email account.Ok
>>145444849maybe it depends on country idk i dont post here enough anymore to notice
>>145444870he has hair
NOTHING HAPPENS -the sport of football
>brazilelians
arteta needs to instruct one of his players to get sent off so they have a headline grabbing excuse for this loss
I honestly thought Arteta's tactic of packing his squad with full backs and centre backs would get them past Man City
>>145444889so maybe you shut the fuck up since you don't know what you're talking about about nigel?
sexxxxo
>>145444971>copy pepnot the way to beat him desu
One of the most boring games ever. Newcastle just parked the bus at home. No action at all.
game so boring I slept through the entire first half
ONE NIL TO THE NEWCASTLE ONE NIL TO THE NEWCASTLE ONE NIL TO THE NEWCASTLE
>declan shite
>ARROZ
>ricethat is actually a huge miss
>>145445037I thought about taking a nap after 45 but a girl asked me why I haven't asked her to be my gf yet so I had to deal with that shite
£100,000,000.00
why are Arsenal so spineless?
>>145445100Should've just told your mother to fuck off and let you sleep.
Is Murphy injured
>third season in a row Newcastle have cost Arseshit the titleBased Geordies
How much did Rice cost again?
>saka shit cross when it mattersweak mind
report to the arsenal general for the post match banter
>arse time
new>>145445171>>145445171>>145445171
lol abhorrent from arselol
Arsenal have no creativity without odegaard. Middle of the park was non existent.
>>145445172god arsenal fans are the worst
Arsenil clearly need a centre forward. Saka was bunging in perfect crosses and only shitters like Rice were getting on them
>spend a billion pounds since you took over>still have multiple holes in your starting XI and 0 depthIncredible
It was a tough game but arteta did a good job at hanging on for the loss
