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PLEASE can someone explain to me what he actually does and why people rate him

cant pass
cant dribble
shit touch
no pace
cant tackle
no strikers instincts or movement
cant finish
hes not a striker, a winger, a CAM or a CM

i swear this guy should have been playing for poopensharten his whole career. reminds me of morata where he somehow got to play for top teams despite having no ability. the average favela poster from /copalib/ has more talent yet theyre eating monkey soup while hes earning 300k a week
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>>145458603
He scored 7 goals in 14 games. That's a lot. Like, Bellingham hasn't produced a shit, for example and they're kinda similar players
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>>145458603
thank god we chose him over shit like isak vlahovic etc, and then thank god hes so good we didnt need to loan in shit like oshimen. he has it all: the pace, the instincts, the dribbling, the finishing. truly the white messi
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>>145458603
didn't he score a big goal in a big game or something? seems kinda important but i forget what game it was? maybe a final or something to win a trophy? idk
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>>145458672
Havertz scored the decisive goal in a CL final
talking with english monkeys is a waste of time
without sheik money their league would be irrelevant and football could heal
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>>145458698
kek
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>>145458603
he’s a CAM
great technique, clinical finishing
I really don’t get why he’s continuously being played out of position in the EPLel but even as a striker his stats are decent
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>>145458603

hangs around uselessly like a gaunt junkie waiting for a fix, then pounces to score tap ins and headers
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he's a hot twink who sells jerseys to horny women and gays
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>>145466242
reminds me of this story
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>>145466263
Havertz is 193cm, he just sucks at headers.
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>>145466805
doesn’t stop him from being a hot twink
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>>145458603
>Raumdeuter
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>be shartsenal fan
>team is shit as usual
>blame the only white guy on your shit club
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>>145458603
commentator said yesterday he was on 99 league goals. while that is 99 league goals more than me, i am not touted as a good and competent centre forward playing for high level teams. it seemed like a low number for 6 seasons of first team football. 15 a season doesn't make a great striker.
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>>145473057
Drogba has even less than that and Havertz is a forward, not a striker.
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>>145458603
He's Muller with worse finishing but more running and defending.
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>>145458712
>muh sheikh money
Better than having your league ruined by bavarian money
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>>145473057
he's not a striker
nobody ever said he was a striker

>>145477221
they're not comparable in the slightest
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>buy german players
>lose
a tale as old as time
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>>145472951
Nobody complains about Ödegaard. Havertz is just genuinly shit
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>>145477342
nothing is below selling off to smelly arabs
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>>145477429
>nobody ever said he was a striker
chelsea managers seem to think otherwise
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>>145477488
>>145458712
what did Odegaard do in his career?
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>>145477589
Brother bayern has won literally half of all bundesliga seasons
there's no pride in being a farmers league
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>>145477695
Im not your brother, you arab donkey
and Mancity has won most of the leagues in the last ten years as well
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>>145477785
6 of the last 10 seasons vs 9 out of the last 10 for bayern in bundes
And like I said, Bayern has won 33 out of 61 Bundesliga seasons. That's incredibly worse than "muh arab money".

Also shame on you for calling me an "arab donkey" unprovoked
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>>145478051
worse for what?
Noone here cares if third worlders like you like our league
attendance is at all time high
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>>145478051
dont bother replying to him, he's one of the 3 big schizos that post under the german flag
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>>145478133
>attendance is at all time high
yes, germans are famous worldwide for being bots with no opinion, you just do what you're told
RTL says german football is great and you all get in line to watch bayern rape your local team 5-0
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>>145478215
back to your english VPN, I see
like I was talking to a brazilian defending sheiks owning your clubs
very "believable"
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>>145478283
lmao
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>>145478261
ah, yes that makes absolute sense
were the only country that came up with 50+1, because we dont have our own opinions, right?
why dont you care about your own shithole, before we spank your ass again
not that I actually believe youre a brazilian
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>>145478419
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>>145478571
we got our payback
and it was sweet
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He can score one type of goal consistently which is a header in the box from an outswinging cross. He's shit at everything else. His current role has him just fouling people and pretending to be fouled constantly. We will see him get red carded by the end of this season.
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>>145458712
So did Origi, you wouldn't call him world class striker now would you?
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>>145482653
who?
I dont care about english clubs



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