Question Edition /hoc/vious: >>145462132
>>145473738My sabres are not worthy of a OP
Go Bruins!
Slim shady
My penguins (:
>>145473832I'm astonished Marchand isn't Quebecois not just because of the name but he has the french rat attitude that is synonymous with our players
>rags >lgbltz >ruins >craps>mild >black cocks >lames
>>145473603>not even half of lemieuxMaybe, but the guy worth two of him isn't Quebecois either
first for goddess ashley
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
>>145473999his family must have acadian roots as they are not francophones
>>145473999I thought he was a frog alongside bergeron at first. I was surprised to learn he's nova scotian
>>145473832>>145474115
>>145474098She won't date you unless you're an ivy league grad
>>145474152we text all the time on inst
I always get tired in the breaks
quebec thisquebec thathow about you queshut the fuck up
>>145474152i was waitlisted for cornell grad school. almost made it to elite : (
>>145474198at least you're winning
>>145474221Part of me wants to apply for an elite mba program just so I can go to a prestigious school
chilly out today
nhl just aint the same without him
>>145474172
>>145474264ya once youre in a ruling class institution then you're no longer viewed as grass eating cattle
>>145474293He's playing fortnite with mcdavid right now
>>145474325>Rensselaer Polytechnic Institutelol
You need at least 100 penalty minutes a season to be my /hoc/fu
>>145474098
>>145474506Imagine attending a college with a 2-1 male to female ratio
>>145474667i made this mistake. it was more like 10-1 male to female ratio
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>145474667I went to michigan tech :)
>>145474152Cornell is the weakest ivy leagueHas the highest acceptance rate
>>145475394Just like John Scott
>>145474204>t. March Assault moments before landing in the box
>>145474293fortnite addict
>>145475394how were the parties?
These tech school might be kewl because you don't have to worry about the stupid woke shit that comes with women
AI chatbots are too equivocal
2:0 after two periodsThe most dangerous lead, amiright lads hehe
>>145476142the jews have pushed the woke shit into the STEM schools and courses as well, not nearly as annoying tho
>>145476142Retard
>>145473832save some oxygen for the rest of us dude
like they'll still forefit some sort of anti-racism into your organic chemistry class
>>145476218based don't choke in the final period
>>145476166
>>145476429
>>145476298women aren't allowed on /hoc/
>>145476429>aspire to become the next laine
>>145476429>>145476482absolutley based
roman josi is the hottest
Who is the best defenseman who is just good at defense?
>AIslopI'm out.
>>145476960just look at his piercing gaze
>>145476951Someone like Siegenthaler or Fehevary.
>>145476763Where are the other girls? Asking for a friend
/hoc/ believes in authentic home grown memes
>>145477244it only listed that one
guess i'll watch the bruins lose today
your rangers, my islanders
>>145477722both suck
>>145477722>>145477744/hoc/ truly does run /sp/
>>145477244Lexie Adzija has a strong physique and a powerful gaze
>>145477817mirin' those triceps
>>145476142STEM programs are DEI'fied by now, sorry you're like 10 years too late mate. just go into the trades.
Teenage girl hockey players!!!
>>145477918she doesnt play ashley until january unfortunately
>>145473832go kraken
>>145478394Go Saint Michael's!
>>145478467
3:1
>knights won>knight monsters won:)
>>145478879I look like that
>>145474172please make this smaller
>>145478923you're handsome :3
>>145478879based congrats on winning! :)
Final score 4:1
I'd like her to reverse check me if you know what i mean
>>145479102Love to see it
>>145478467>>145478844FANTASTIC posts!!
what a dollhttps://youtu.be/Gmv92jxJlRs?si=Z8zNKlsD8wmVYNWl
dylan lost:)
>>145479232His virginity? Good for him. But you shouldn't go telling everyone.
>>145478899Dylan lost, twice
>>145479351his hair
Seattle is romantoc. Makes me wish I left home at 19 and started a band there
>>145479939Quebec City is nicer
>>145479939you have to do heroin to really enjoy it
>>145479351When I was in high school a guy sent an all school email congratulating his friend on losing his virginity
>>145479351
>>145477817powerful gays
>>145480467>powerful gayshi :)
>>145478879
only shit teams today
lotsa pussy fans in here today
KRIEDER!
>>145480588But it's sunday
>>145480588I do eat tons of pussy
JLMI
Shouldn't Isles just tank and rebuild? They look disastrous in every aspect
Everything is Engvall and Holmström's fault. You can't have swedes on the roster
>>145480642gay
>already losingislesbros thank god for the golden knights and the broship...
>rags
>>145480788Yup and you should leave the thread
NOOOOOOOOOOORFE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145480689What an draft another bunch of guys who don't want to be islanders
>>145480852you're right. I need to go to the gym
>>145481037Yeah get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass
>>145480689They'll sell at the deadline
>>>Yeah get the fuck outta here before I kick your assshannon is a bad ass
>>145481486Thats fuckin' A right
>>145479208Good morning krakheads! :)
>Ice Battle: NYC>1st p. was an early, boring gasser; surprise was expressed by no one
>>145481281Who will they sell?Will they be able to move Engvall?
Concerning amount of Swedes showing up lately.
>>145482014all gay retards too
>kongs (are shit)
>>145481281Nope. They were shit in 2021-2022 and didn’t even sell off.
>>145481874I could see them getting something for Nelson, Palmieri even Pageau.No lol.
>>145482014that sounds pretty biased, maybe you should think about leaving >this might not be a safe space, you little, delicate flower (You)
The islanders need an anime girl mascot then theyd win
Cash me outside tuah
Actually a couple half decent games on today, way to go Gary
>>145482301Bud deflowered your butthole on a chilly easter eve
>>145482014With Swedes You Bleed
>matinee battle of new yorkWhat was the scheduler thinking??
you just made the list how bow dah
>>145482454it's 2 PM on the east coast, you sleepy midwestern critic
>>145482511in wisconsin milk comes in bags
>scoreless draw in Laval
TROCHECK!
>>145482566Something something something Your Mother's milk bags
>>145482650You got jokered?
this arena reminds me of that rally they held in 1939
>>145482316Then McDavid would request to be traded to them
>scoreless draw in Canada, hockey's Fatherland
>>145482759And the Rangers won the cup the following year
>>145482788go figure
>>145482788I remember the double OT winner by Frederick Murray "Muzz" Patrick like it was yesterday
my Clubbies are heavily rumored to be moving to Caerdydd, Cymru
>>145482966that's exciting.. and also most certainly a lie...
adam fox another overrated shitter
Nothing beats getting comfy in the arena and eagerly waiting for your team to lose. Memento Mori and that we're all losers at the end of the day.
>>145483043I do notice he's extremely good in a structured game but his skating and size can't keep up if a game gets wild
put rempe on the 4 on 4
Bydd fy Clubbies yn trechu'r London Oilers cas
got an extra hour of sleep but i'm still tired
>>145483270Holy shit.. I don't care
>>145483270You're just going to give it back when April comes aroundno idea why we still do daylight savings, waste of time if you're not a farmer
>>145483280I do.
>>145483270I slept well because I got an extra hour of sleep
PANARIN!
Woke up earlier than usual
islanders SUCKS!
>>145483270>>145483307>>145483377Sounds like the zoomers found something out today that happens every year
>>145483378Don’t worry bro, another trade deadline move will make them look good and they’ll get bounced in round 1 again
kek islanders are dogshit
>>145483411…oh that is real…
>>145483407/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general. There are no zoomers here
>>145483407sounds like you're retarded
>>145483407Zoomers dont watch hock
>the vocal minority of naive people who frequent /hoc/
>>145483437/hoc/'s governor is a zoomer
>>145483481he's the governor for the same reason the call that guy down at KFC the Colonel
>Every time that NHL zoomer boomer commercial comes on and McDavid and Matthews think they're still youngsters
>>145483582We’re entitled and always get what we want
right bumper on my controller is on the fritz -_-
>>145483624look up the disassembly and fix it, you'll feel better
Trouba talks as if he's constantly trying to push out a Marner.
>>145483307Bud is going to give it in the back to trb when April comes around
'EADS!!
>>145479208>>145478844>>145481673krak nation needs this so much more than the bruins, gary should do the right thing and give it to us.
>>145483797This is all you think about isn't it?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
>>145483842Krakhead memes are evolving
>>145483842I've got that plate on my car. WA has a lot of kino plates but I had to go with my Krakies :)
Boston, Tampa, Islanders, Pittsburgh and Washington all seem to ignore the face that they have dark futures and all need rebuilds. What's the point of trying to make the playoffs if you're not gonna be a real contender?
>>145484012I'd like to see them devolve just slightly... >just in time for Christmas
>>145483665just bought a new one to pick up at walmart later today. $15 bucks off what a deal
>ragsTrouba fucking sucks
>>145484046Just like my islanders
>>145483842>>145484012esoteric knowledge
I WILL DESTROY THESE KRAK HEADS
i am part of the sharts demographic but i give the crackheads my support
>>145482014u must do the swedeful
>>145484045yeah, that's faster... also, you can do some shopping at the Wally's and feel like a productive consumer for the day, lad>and won't that feel good?.. yes, yes it will...
>>145484127Me too but I still don't want to talk about last nights game
Time for Holmström to shine in the 3rd period
>>145484220Sweden lay off the cocaine thinking that he’ll do anything
>>145484040I really liked the WC jersey, glad they wore them a couple extra times earlier this year. No more reverse retros but I hope they do a new line of alternates at some point, not sure if I can see them fully committing to the metros style though.
>>145484220Buddy set his face slider to the minimum
>>145484107who???
>>145484046I think it was Kris Russell on the Oilers who loved lying down on the ice like. Every time the puck came near the slot he threw himself down and started to whisk the stick
>>145484244they could do a duel-city marketing gimmick with Vancouver>I like the faux-pleather gloves and old-timey style, lad.. please let us promote the Metros, Gary..
I can't believe MC David's career is at the beginning of the end
>>145484279He's one of the five most respected hockey broadcasters today. Why else would he be in the NHL series?
>he's MC David and he's here to say>that he sucks at hockey in every way
>>145484443Why did PK have to scare that dog the other night?
>>145484443Wrong faget
>>145484521Wow good point you are a fucking retard
the raped bitch likes the kraken now? is that new?
>>145484493The dog looks more intelligent than Subban
holding my left asscheek. gary made the call
>>145484669Gary Bettman made a call because of how stupid Holmstrom is?
>>145484705Would make sense but Nerissa has never talked sports IIRC
>>145484669why are you holding your left ass cheek?
Real bud hours
>>145484086Make one for Spokane
>>145480949
I'm sorry about the fact that my country aren't sending better players to your league
>>145484814Don’t worry the islanders are going to extend Holmstrom to a 5 year extension while McMichael tears it up in Washington.
>>145484814no worries, sven. we have very low expectations.
>>145484845Very weird that it’s on her RM of all places
>>145484814Adam Edstrom scored, that's a big Swede
>>145484798Bob's yer Uncle, m8
EDSTROM!
>>145484747okay bud
time for flyboys and lightning within 5 nautical miles
>>145484854>we have very low expectations.Yeah but thats just because you're can'tadians right?You can't win the cup
>>145484814It’s fine. It’s hard to compete with Finnish talent
raiders getting btfo lads
>>145485084jlmi
>the city of Manitoba
>>145485084which hockey team is that?
>>145484572He’s from Idaho, part of the pnw
>>145485105don't reply to me again you no milly having bitch
>>145485105i wonder if people forget that I do like Sakamata at times
>>145485105prince albert
>>145484020is the rest of the car in the ocean?
Someday I'll understand what tendie interference is but not today
>>145485134>part of the pnwlol no
>>145485140Don't talk about gay shit then
seen't an article in the dailymail that called the border between Idaho and Wyoming the midwest
with finns u winwith swedes u concede
>>145485182Rule 69 – Interference on the Goalkeeper69.1 Interference on the Goalkeeper - This rule is based on the premisethat an attacking player’s position, whether inside or outside thecrease, should not, by itself, determine whether a goal should beallowed or disallowed. In other words, goals scored while attackingplayers are standing in the crease may, in appropriate circumstancesbe allowed (refer to Rule 69.7 for example). Goals should bedisallowed only if: (1) an attacking player, either by his positioning orby contact, impairs the goalkeeper’s ability to move freely within hiscrease or defend his goal; or (2) an attacking player initiatesintentional or deliberate contact with a goalkeeper, inside or outside ofhis goal crease. Incidental contact with a goalkeeper will be permitted,and resulting goals allowed, when such contact is initiated outside ofthe goal crease, provided the attacking player has made a reasonableeffort to avoid such contact. The rule will be enforced exclusively inaccordance with the on-ice judgement of the Referee(s), but may besubject to a Coach’s Challenge (see Rule 38).For purposes of this rule, “contact,” whether incidental orotherwise, shall mean any contact that is made between or among agoalkeeper and attacking player(s), whether by means of a stick orany part of the body.
>>145485266tl;dr
>>145485182>>145485266The overriding rationale of this rule is that a goalkeeper shouldhave the ability to move freely within his goal crease without beinghindered by the actions of an attacking player. If an attacking playerenters the goal crease and, by his actions, impairs the goalkeeper’sability to defend his goal, and a goal is scored, the goal will bedisallowed.If an attacking player has been pushed, shoved, or fouled by adefending player so as to cause him to come into contact with thegoalkeeper, such contact will not be deemed contact initiated by theattacking player for purposes of this rule, provided the attacking playerhas made a reasonable effort to avoid such contact.If a defending player has been pushed, shoved, or fouled by anattacking player so as to cause the defending player to come intocontact with his own goalkeeper, such contact shall be deemedcontact initiated by the attacking player for purposes of this rule, and ifnecessary a penalty assessed to the attacking player and if a goal isscored it would be disallowed.
>>145485266Did you miss where I said not today? I ain't reading all that
>lets in 2 goals in less than 10 minutesPerfect time to get Hellebuyck out of the net and some rest, but of course the Jets coaches are too retarded for that.
*buys a pretzel and a beer*
gooning
>>145485348>That'll be $45+tip, please!
I like when the ref says the goalie couldn't "do his job"
>a most dangerous lead in Winnipeg
>FRAUD ALERT>FRAUD ALERT
fuck yeah
fuaark.
>>145485224steelies have a bye this week
>isLanders
>florida has a city called pepsicola
Haven't seen a single hockey game since the May championship even though I promised myself in September I would watch more.Feels bad :/
>>145484643Plays better hockey too
No moral victories, no "they played well" bullshit. 10 points from 12 games and only 2.3 goals/game is flat out unacceptable and embarrassing.
Fire Roy already lou
>>145485714*fire LouThere I fixed it for you, you braindead Canuck
wheres jen
>>145485741One day we’ll get that SakaRaden collab
Fire Lou and let Roy take over
There are just so many chances where our players could throw a huge hit, but instead they let the opposing players literally walk in to the front of the net or in between the dots… we should be hitting players that are put themselves into bad positions especially in the defensive zone
>>145485741Roy is the coach this rests on his shoulders
BOA tonightwhoever wins, the other loses
Look at this pair of retarded n*ggers. Someone should rearrange their fucking faces.
A person with a functioning brain can't look at this and say it's a goal.
>>145485929They have to keep people in line when they get 2v1'dThats a serious penalty getting bullied. You get sent to the bin for that.
>>145486005why is this webm so small
>>145485980It’s in the net it’s a goal that’s how hockey works
>>145485980Damn. The Jets are not good at hockey.
>>145485980Helly is just weak to his blocker side. Hail Satan.
>>145486022Dunno I didn't make it.
the nhl needs another scandal to stay relevant
Complete and utter death to all refs.
>>145485741I thought you were quitting hockey bud?
>>145486086
>>145486119DID YOU HEAR THE ONE WHERE SJ SHARKIE RAPED 20 WOMEN AND SHIT ON THEIR HEADS?
im literally watching d2 ACHA right now. still faster than dykepuck
>>14548598014 takes Hellebuyck off his feet by pressing at him with his stick. No goal
>>145486162That's a man.
>>145486183Holy shit. Guess who cares?
>>145486183fuck you gary works hard 17 hours a week to bring you the best hockey product in the world
>>145486162sfw board, buddy
>>145486162Man.
>>145486234>he's literally been bootyblasted and wants to file a complaint
>>145486234it's safe for my work(i don't have a job)
>>145486234Found this picture of you
>>145486209This why 1993, they can't clear the front of the net.
>Old AtlanticDublin BruinsDortmund SabresStuttgart Red WingsZadar PanthersParis CanadiensRome SenatorsTunis LightningIstanbul Maple Leafs>Old MetropolitanMadrid HurricanesParts Unknown Blue JacketsOld Jersey DevilsIsle of Mann IslandersLiverpool RangersDurham FlyersGlasgow PenguinsLondon Capitals>Old CentralBerlin BlackhawksTrento AvalancheCordoba StarsOslo WildRiga PredatorsCairo BluesCardiff Hockey ClubHelsinki Jets>Old PacificLisbon DucksStockholm FlamesArabian OilersBarcelona KingsCyprus SharksAthens KrakensCrimea CanucksJerusalem Golden Knights
>>145486287this picture always reminds me of the lamprey eel
>>145486233adding a mormon team was the last straw
>>145485929chads
>>145485929refs are bigger dudes than you think
>>145486335>ye'Olde NHL Europefeex
>>145486350i do not like that guy
in addition to cornell, i watch uni of minnosta for josephin bouveng. she's my backup gf if things dont work out with ashley
>>145486350delete this
Morgan Rielly - Oliver Ekman-LarssonJake McCabe - Chris TanevSimon Benoit - Conor Timmins
sexo
wow. really made the coomers seethe with my sfw post lol
>>145486468greeat choice
Got my tickets for the 4 nation's faceoff, I'll be sitting front row in the corner behind the net in Montreal, super stoked
Got my tickies for the four nayshies faceoff, I'll be sitting front rowsie in the cornie behind the net in Montrealsie, super stoksied
I'm liking these games tonight. My kinda teams. Let's party.
>>145486685damn you'll get to see canadian goaltending up close.
Got my tickets for the didnt ask convention
>>145486820Did you buy them at the retard store on stupid street?
grim
crazy how bud 1
>>145486864Retard store is closed on Sunday. Business opportunity for hocitalists.
can't wait for the CHI game tonight!
Lou Lamoriello has lost the plot for the past 3 years, and he should've been let go after the disaster of 2021-2022I dont know if Islanders ownership doesn't care or doesn't have the money, but its embarrassing as a fan that you have done nothing over the past half decade.Reminder you picked Josh Bailey 2.0 over a much needed center
>>145486987Are Canadians even allowed to watch sports anymore?
>tampon gay lgbting
Thanks for the insight bud
>>145486989It’s a late first rounder impossible to predict who will be good out of the lot
Looking to get into NHL, but there are no teams near me. Who should I blindly support and why?
>>145486989McMichael has only been able to breakout as a winger. And you never know with these late firsts.
Once again, Gary and his refs are doing everything they can to stop the Jets.Once again, he will fail.
>>145487076pretend to be a clubbies lifelong, close enough
>>145487076Sharks because it can only go up from here right ...right?
>>145487076yea
>>145487144yea
>>145487076Welcome to the Club, lad
>>145487146They can’t be stoppedThere’s literally nothing you can do
I hope the islanders miss playoffs so discussion around the team will be ignored governors orders
>McDonut
>>145487076what state?
>>145487204>get beat by laffs at homeJest got work to do, lad.
>>145487024Are you even allowed to vote anymore?
Imagine if Scheifele went to Cornell like he was supposed to
>>145487346why?
>>145486877/hoc/ is a WHL general
Go Portland Winterhawks
>>145487399my patsies :)
>>145487399maybe on planet retard in the retard system in the retard galaxy of the retard nebula
my media told me my local hockey team were contenders for le coupe they're .500 after 16 games kwab
>>145487289Georgia
>>145487399https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il8sGYNdKbw
Eastern Idaho has a high vgk/avs/seattle fanbase. I also personally know a >rags fan, an Edmonton fan (his wife is from there), and a Sharks fan. I believe a lot of people will bandwagon Utah since it's a mormon area here.
>>145487326That was the most hilarious and greasy outcome
>>145487399>my tips :)I couldn't agree more.
>>145487450that's a tough one considering you'll probably be getting a team in a few years.i'd find some shit team on the west coast (e.g. xheattle) to follow until then.
>>145487335Yes and thank you for caring about American politics.
>switching your alliance because a team opens up near youseems a little childish if you ask me
canes - caps might actually be a decent match
>>145487399>7 out of 15 teams in USAlol
>>145487450follow the hurricanes and cheer for whoever they play against
>>145487550WHL is short for Washington Hockey League
score some fakin nets
>>145484797can't go much deeper than this, my trips to eastern washington have mostly been limited to dropping off/picking up siblings at wsu
>>145487517Is Georgia really getting another team? That would be pretty cool. I'm leaning towards the Sharks or Kings in that case.
>>145487544OviCount 2024, if no other reason
>2025 Winter Classic>December 31st, 2024ishygddt
Is Ovi gonna retire if he beats the goal rekxtkcord?
>>145487542you should always cheer for the team located closest to your place of birth, unless it happens to be a rival city from another sport in which case next closest after that
>>145487625naw
>>145487621Probably just sees out his contract. 1 more year after this.
>>145487618
>>145487588Yes it's been in the works quietly but they're pretty much guaranteed a team next expansion, similar to how seattle is getting an nba team again next expansion
>Cal(((gary)))
>>145487625Yeah, I was right, that sounds fucking retarded as shit>thanks for the blind read, neighbor
no need to be aggro bud
Rough day for Helly lads
>>145487702Ah nice. That'll be cool.>>145487625I usually support whatever team has the best color scheme if none of my teams are involved. More fun that way.
>he wrote aggro like that's a proper word and not a prefixcan you believe colleges give graduation certificates to imbeciles like this
>doesn't know about aggrozoomer confirmed
didn't ask bud matter of fact>reads thread againno one asked
>/hoc/>hockey games, mind games, word games, and stupid prizes
PICTURE YOURSELF
>>145487891a /hoc/ census would have an average age of 37 and IQ range of 47-133
>>145487984what about marital status and offspring?
>>145487932Great post
>>145488017Noone asked bud
americangoaltending bros...
>>145488007Marital status: gotta keep em separated Offspring: the kids aren't alright
I'm on Piper watch bros, I'll keep you updated.
These canadian tv ads are pure AIDS.
>>145488108>american goaltending
>>145488151What are Slovak commercials like?
>>145487984You'd be surprised how many underage b& there are here
Alexa is such a babe
this evening has been awfully chilly. reminds me of that one easter a couple of years ago
>>145487984just like my islanders census
>>145488239What happened to you on that evening anon?
>>145488229
>>145488122how do you say woof in native american
>>145488273She should show them tiddies
>>145488273
Is Travis green actually a good coach?
bunch of fucking morons
>>145488464Are you actually a good hockey fan?
Ryan Reaves:9 games played0 goals0 assists0 points-2 plus/minus45.1% xG7:45 TOI/GMXSNOT: OFF THE CHARTS
>Jack Edwards Appreciation NightJack, I appreciate you
>>145488549I thought he retired
>>145488552God bless Jack
>>145488563He did but laffs need a darkie on the roster or Trudeau will arrest them.
>>145488495I am surprised you guys don't eat sweet stuff made from poppie seeds, we love it here.
>>145488517No I can’t skate and follow the score through /hoc/ instead of watching games
>>145488674isnt this the average of people who last saw them won a cup
>From High Above the IceI'm tearing up, bros.
>>145488687Makes sense since I looked at your flag
>>145488609delusional not to mention racist
Jack Edwards _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>145488549top5 in hits/60
>>145488725He's the only voice of boston I've ever known :(
>>145488702whichever ones aren't dead wish they were
I think Todd is losing weight, man
>pooins have the same record as seattlekek
>>145488763Ozemic?
>>145488744Not surprised he's still basically playable, Reavo was ok on the rangers and the wild
>that little black kid in the stands
>>145488778It's so over
did the caps get this tiktok sponsorship right before the game? it looks like they just slapped stickers on the front of their sweaters
I forgot to turn off my tv before the kraken game so I jerked off to the anthem sorry
>>145488809I know we have to watch PK Subban way too much
>>145488650I ate poppy seed muffins for a week and failed a drug test because of it. Had to cancel my trip to africa
>>145488759my grandpa used to golf with fred cusick and we got to use his season tickets a few times a year in the early 90's.my grandma was a realtor that sold a ref paul stewart a house
gary is giving us election night k i n o
>>145488835yours or ours?
>he apologized to America for climaxing during our National Colors
>>145488852
>>145488807Ryan reaves is unplayable. he literally has lost all balance in his feet, he struggles to stand up on his skates. it's cost him fights because he slips and falls into punches and he can't keep up with nhl skaters
>Rangers go from Lundpads to Shestyorkin>other teams cant even get one consistent goalie for 2 straight seasonsITS NOT FAIR
>>145488867more like erection night
Kraken dresses are so queer.
>>145487550>7
>>145488835hell yeah brother
>>145488855Neat but he retired before I was born
>>145488878/hoc/ is your home so both of those anthems belong to us>us being /hoc/... Your Real Family
>>145488917wow with amazing goaltending talent like that you'd think theyd have so many cups to show for it
>>145486685Post stub
>>145488867>philly, pa>raleigh, ncbattleground cup
>>145488946Really goes to show goalies are overrated doesnt it
its over joeybros...
another score by Brazzers
>>145488867lol your timezone is fucked
>scoreless draw in Norfe Carolina, COME ON AND RAISE UP!!!
>>145488975need the rest of team to go with itbob and vasi have cups
>>145488981gary's vendetta against the kraken ends NOW
That’s an oof for the Jets
>>145489060Why would he do this to Her?????
And of course dogshit Jojo gives up another goal a minute later
>>145489040bobrovskys contract looked like the biggest albatross in the league 1 year ago. florida possesses the puck for practically the entire game his life is easy
Anyone know how to get shambles out of your players' brains?
>>145489125up to 2 seasons ago and i agree
>>145489096Ooooh thats why the kraken keep losing...
>>145488981Mirin’ that chest
>>145488896He doesn't fight either. He's there because of skin color. >laffs
>>145488867Doesn’t Gary want us to vote?
Blots still stinking it up on the road, huh?
>he specifically posted to let us know he admires a man's well-defined chestfascinated >>145489241He'd rather we didn't, not in his interest
>>145489241It's ogre and Gary knows it.
>>145489298He definitely benches
>>145489321Based
All tv commentary should be done by the backup goalies
>>145488981It was funny when he acted like beating the flames in overtime was winning the cup
>>145489060the kraken will never be sunbelt
>>145489354Based I want to hear Korpi call out Swayman
C O I LOIL
jests getting away with murder.
>pasta
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Did we successfully gas all the anime weebs?
>>145489463Anime website
only game on national tv right now is pooins/krak:S
>>145489497why not jets/boltz?
Most dangerous lead in the TD Garden.
>>145489519regionally restricted
>>145489520we're not letting up
>>145489553you can use the internet to get around that though
My Kraken will have to score a minimum of 4 goals if they intend to win this game.
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ZACHA SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
xh3attle
this represents the power of JACK
I bet that's coming back for tendie contact
>>145489609
>>145489570i like to live within the laws
>>145489632They'll win for him :)
>offsidesZacha aint got that mojo
>>145489321This pic is ironic considering this moron is more older and low energy than ever, the microphone cocksucker.
>>145489669Ok then, Sister Margaret >pray for coverage then
lol pooins offside
zacha put himself offside KWAB
>>145489703>>145489703>>145489703NEW
>>145489698>>145489698>>145489698next
>>145489643surprised that the Caps didn't challengehonestly I think that one shouldn't've counted
they will screw the Bruins at EVERY OPPORTUNITY
>>145489711>>145489712WHICH /new/ IS IT THEN?
>>145489711>>145489712impressively retarded wat do? >>145489711this was posted here first but thread was posted second>>145489712this was posted here second but thread was posted first
>>145489711checked and firstget fukt, >12 kek
>>145488867Gary trying to suppress the vote. Sad
>>145489680Seething early, anon?
Hockey is gay btw