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Question Edition

/hoc/vious: >>145462132
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>>145473738
My sabres are not worthy of a OP
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Go Bruins!
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Slim shady
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My penguins (:
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>>145473832
I'm astonished Marchand isn't Quebecois not just because of the name but he has the french rat attitude that is synonymous with our players
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>rags
>lgbltz
>ruins
>craps
>mild
>black cocks
>lames
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>>145473603
>not even half of lemieux
Maybe, but the guy worth two of him isn't Quebecois either
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first for goddess ashley
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SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT
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>>145473999
his family must have acadian roots as they are not francophones
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>>145473999
I thought he was a frog alongside bergeron at first. I was surprised to learn he's nova scotian
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>>145474115
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>>145474098
She won't date you unless you're an ivy league grad
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>>145474152
we text all the time on inst
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I always get tired in the breaks
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quebec this
quebec that
how about you queshut the fuck up
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>>145474152
i was waitlisted for cornell grad school. almost made it to elite : (
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>>145474198
at least you're winning
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>>145474221
Part of me wants to apply for an elite mba program just so I can go to a prestigious school
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chilly out today
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nhl just aint the same without him
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>>145474172
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>>145474264
ya once youre in a ruling class institution then you're no longer viewed as grass eating cattle
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>>145474293
He's playing fortnite with mcdavid right now
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>>145474325
>Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
lol
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You need at least 100 penalty minutes a season to be my /hoc/fu
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>>145474098
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>>145474506
Imagine attending a college with a 2-1 male to female ratio
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>>145474667
i made this mistake. it was more like 10-1 male to female ratio
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AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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>>145474667
I went to michigan tech :)
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>>145474152
Cornell is the weakest ivy league
Has the highest acceptance rate
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>>145475394
Just like John Scott
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>>145474204
>t. March Assault moments before landing in the box
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>>145474293
fortnite addict
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>>145475394
how were the parties?
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These tech school might be kewl because you don't have to worry about the stupid woke shit that comes with women
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AI chatbots are too equivocal
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2:0 after two periods
The most dangerous lead, amiright lads hehe
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>>145476142
the jews have pushed the woke shit into the STEM schools and courses as well, not nearly as annoying tho
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>>145476142
Retard
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>>145473832
save some oxygen for the rest of us dude
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like they'll still forefit some sort of anti-racism into your organic chemistry class
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>>145476218
based don't choke in the final period
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>>145476166
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>>145476429
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>>145476298
women aren't allowed on /hoc/
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>>145476429
>aspire to become the next laine
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>>145476429
>>145476482
absolutley based
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roman josi is the hottest
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Who is the best defenseman who is just good at defense?
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>AIslop
I'm out.
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>>145476960
just look at his piercing gaze
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>>145476951
Someone like Siegenthaler or Fehevary.
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>>145476763
Where are the other girls? Asking for a friend
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/hoc/ believes in authentic home grown memes
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>>145477244
it only listed that one
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guess i'll watch the bruins lose today
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your rangers, my islanders
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>>145477722
both suck
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>>145477722
>>145477744
/hoc/ truly does run /sp/
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>>145477244
Lexie Adzija has a strong physique and a powerful gaze
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>>145474098
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>>145477817
mirin' those triceps
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>>145476142
STEM programs are DEI'fied by now, sorry you're like 10 years too late mate. just go into the trades.
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Teenage girl hockey players!!!
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>>145477918
she doesnt play ashley until january unfortunately
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>>145473832
go kraken
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>>145478394
Go Saint Michael's!
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>>145478467
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3:1
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>knights won
>knight monsters won
:)
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>>145478879
I look like that
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>>145474172
please make this smaller
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>>145478923
you're handsome :3
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>>145478879
based congrats on winning! :)
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Final score 4:1
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I'd like her to reverse check me if you know what i mean
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>>145479102
Love to see it
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>>145478467
>>145478844
FANTASTIC posts!!
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what a doll

https://youtu.be/Gmv92jxJlRs?si=Z8zNKlsD8wmVYNWl
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dylan lost
:)
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>>145479232
His virginity? Good for him. But you shouldn't go telling everyone.
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>>145478899
Dylan lost, twice
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>>145479351
his hair
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Seattle is romantoc. Makes me wish I left home at 19 and started a band there
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>>145479939
Quebec City is nicer
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>>145479939
you have to do heroin to really enjoy it
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>>145479351
When I was in high school a guy sent an all school email congratulating his friend on losing his virginity
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>>145479351
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>>145477817
powerful gays
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>>145480467
>powerful gays
hi :)
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>>145478879
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only shit teams today
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lotsa pussy fans in here today
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KRIEDER!
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>>145480588
But it's sunday
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>>145480588
I do eat tons of pussy
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JLMI
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Shouldn't Isles just tank and rebuild? They look disastrous in every aspect
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Everything is Engvall and Holmström's fault. You can't have swedes on the roster
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>>145480642
gay
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>already losing
islesbros thank god for the golden knights and the broship...
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>rags
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>>145480788
Yup and you should leave the thread
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>rags
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NOOOOOOOOOOORFE!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>145480689
What an draft another bunch of guys who don't want to be islanders
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>>145480852
you're right. I need to go to the gym
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>>145481037
Yeah get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass
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>>145480689
They'll sell at the deadline
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>Yeah get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass
shannon is a bad ass
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>>145481486
Thats fuckin' A right
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>>145479208
Good morning krakheads! :)
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>Ice Battle: NYC
>1st p. was an early, boring gasser; surprise was expressed by no one
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>>145481281
Who will they sell?

Will they be able to move Engvall?
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Concerning amount of Swedes showing up lately.
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>>145482014
all gay retards too
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>kongs (are shit)
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>>145481281
Nope. They were shit in 2021-2022 and didn’t even sell off.
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>>145481874
I could see them getting something for Nelson, Palmieri even Pageau.

No lol.
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>>145482014
that sounds pretty biased, maybe you should think about leaving
>this might not be a safe space, you little, delicate flower (You)
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The islanders need an anime girl mascot then theyd win
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Cash me outside tuah
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Actually a couple half decent games on today, way to go Gary
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>>145482301
Bud deflowered your butthole on a chilly easter eve
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>>145482014
With Swedes You Bleed
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>matinee battle of new york
What was the scheduler thinking??
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you just made the list how bow dah
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>>145482454
it's 2 PM on the east coast, you sleepy midwestern critic
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>>145482511
in wisconsin milk comes in bags
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>scoreless draw in Laval
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TROCHECK!
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>>145482566
Something something something Your Mother's milk bags
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>>145482650
You got jokered?
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this arena reminds me of that rally they held in 1939
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>>145482316
Then McDavid would request to be traded to them
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>scoreless draw in Canada, hockey's Fatherland
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>>145482759
And the Rangers won the cup the following year
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>>145482788
go figure
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>>145482788
I remember the double OT winner by Frederick Murray "Muzz" Patrick like it was yesterday
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my Clubbies are heavily rumored to be moving to Caerdydd, Cymru
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>>145482966
that's exciting.. and also most certainly a lie...
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adam fox another overrated shitter
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Nothing beats getting comfy in the arena and eagerly waiting for your team to lose.
Memento Mori and that we're all losers at the end of the day.
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>>145483043
I do notice he's extremely good in a structured game but his skating and size can't keep up if a game gets wild
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put rempe on the 4 on 4
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Bydd fy Clubbies yn trechu'r London Oilers cas
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got an extra hour of sleep but i'm still tired
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>>145483270
Holy shit.. I don't care
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>>145483270
You're just going to give it back when April comes around
no idea why we still do daylight savings, waste of time if you're not a farmer
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>>145483280
I do.
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>>145483270
I slept well because I got an extra hour of sleep
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PANARIN!
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Woke up earlier than usual
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islanders SUCKS!
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>>145483270
>>145483307
>>145483377
Sounds like the zoomers found something out today that happens every year
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>>145483378
Don’t worry bro, another trade deadline move will make them look good and they’ll get bounced in round 1 again
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kek islanders are dogshit
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>>145483411
…oh that is real…
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>>145483407
/hoc/ is a 30+ boomer general. There are no zoomers here
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>>145483407
sounds like you're retarded
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>>145483407
Zoomers dont watch hock
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>the vocal minority of naive people who frequent /hoc/
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>>145483437
/hoc/'s governor is a zoomer
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>>145483481
he's the governor for the same reason the call that guy down at KFC the Colonel
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>Every time that NHL zoomer boomer commercial comes on and McDavid and Matthews think they're still youngsters
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>>145483582
We’re entitled and always get what we want
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right bumper on my controller is on the fritz -_-
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>>145483624
look up the disassembly and fix it, you'll feel better
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Trouba talks as if he's constantly trying to push out a Marner.
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>>145483307
Bud is going to give it in the back to trb when April comes around
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'EADS!!
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>>145479208
>>145478844
>>145481673
krak nation needs this so much more than the bruins, gary should do the right thing and give it to us.
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>>145483797
This is all you think about isn't it?
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!
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>>145483842
Krakhead memes are evolving
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>>145483842
I've got that plate on my car. WA has a lot of kino plates but I had to go with my Krakies :)
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Boston, Tampa, Islanders, Pittsburgh and Washington all seem to ignore the face that they have dark futures and all need rebuilds.

What's the point of trying to make the playoffs if you're not gonna be a real contender?
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>>145484012
I'd like to see them devolve just slightly...
>just in time for Christmas
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>>145483665
just bought a new one to pick up at walmart later today. $15 bucks off what a deal
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>rags
Trouba fucking sucks
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>>145484046
Just like my islanders
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>>145483842
>>145484012
esoteric knowledge
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>>145484046
Just like my islanders
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I WILL DESTROY THESE KRAK HEADS
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i am part of the sharts demographic but i give the crackheads my support
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>>145482014
u must do the swedeful
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>>145484045
yeah, that's faster... also, you can do some shopping at the Wally's and feel like a productive consumer for the day, lad
>and won't that feel good?.. yes, yes it will...
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>>145484127
Me too but I still don't want to talk about last nights game
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Time for Holmström to shine in the 3rd period
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>>145484220
Sweden lay off the cocaine thinking that he’ll do anything
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>>145484040
I really liked the WC jersey, glad they wore them a couple extra times earlier this year. No more reverse retros but I hope they do a new line of alternates at some point, not sure if I can see them fully committing to the metros style though.
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>>145484220
Buddy set his face slider to the minimum
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>>145484107
who???
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>>145484046
I think it was Kris Russell on the Oilers who loved lying down on the ice like. Every time the puck came near the slot he threw himself down and started to whisk the stick
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>>145484244
they could do a duel-city marketing gimmick with Vancouver
>I like the faux-pleather gloves and old-timey style, lad.. please let us promote the Metros, Gary..
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I can't believe MC David's career is at the beginning of the end
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>>145484279
He's one of the five most respected hockey broadcasters today. Why else would he be in the NHL series?
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>he's MC David and he's here to say
>that he sucks at hockey in every way
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>>145484443
Why did PK have to scare that dog the other night?
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>>145484443
Wrong faget
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>>145484521
Wow good point you are a fucking retard
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the raped bitch likes the kraken now? is that new?
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>>145484493
The dog looks more intelligent than Subban
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holding my left asscheek. gary made the call
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>>145484669
Gary Bettman made a call because of how stupid Holmstrom is?
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>>145484705
Would make sense but Nerissa has never talked sports IIRC
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>>145484669
why are you holding your left ass cheek?
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Real bud hours
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>>145484086
Make one for Spokane
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>>145480949
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I'm sorry about the fact that my country aren't sending better players to your league
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>>145484814
Don’t worry the islanders are going to extend Holmstrom to a 5 year extension while McMichael tears it up in Washington.
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>>145484814
no worries, sven. we have very low expectations.
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>>145484845
Very weird that it’s on her RM of all places
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>>145484814
Adam Edstrom scored, that's a big Swede
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>>145484798
Bob's yer Uncle, m8
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EDSTROM!
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>>145484747
okay bud
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time for flyboys and lightning within 5 nautical miles
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>>145484854
>we have very low expectations.
Yeah but thats just because you're can'tadians right?
You can't win the cup
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>>145484814
It’s fine. It’s hard to compete with Finnish talent
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raiders getting btfo lads
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>>145485084
jlmi
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>the city of Manitoba
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>>145485084
which hockey team is that?
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>>145484572
He’s from Idaho, part of the pnw
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>>145485105
don't reply to me again you no milly having bitch
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>>145485105
i wonder if people forget that I do like Sakamata at times
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>>145485105
prince albert
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>>145484020
is the rest of the car in the ocean?
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Someday I'll understand what tendie interference is but not today
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>>145485134
>part of the pnw
lol no
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>>145485140
Don't talk about gay shit then
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seen't an article in the dailymail that called the border between Idaho and Wyoming the midwest
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with finns u win
with swedes u concede
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>>145485182
Rule 69 – Interference on the Goalkeeper
69.1 Interference on the Goalkeeper - This rule is based on the premise
that an attacking player’s position, whether inside or outside the
crease, should not, by itself, determine whether a goal should be
allowed or disallowed. In other words, goals scored while attacking
players are standing in the crease may, in appropriate circumstances
be allowed (refer to Rule 69.7 for example). Goals should be
disallowed only if: (1) an attacking player, either by his positioning or
by contact, impairs the goalkeeper’s ability to move freely within his
crease or defend his goal; or (2) an attacking player initiates
intentional or deliberate contact with a goalkeeper, inside or outside of
his goal crease. Incidental contact with a goalkeeper will be permitted,
and resulting goals allowed, when such contact is initiated outside of
the goal crease, provided the attacking player has made a reasonable
effort to avoid such contact. The rule will be enforced exclusively in
accordance with the on-ice judgement of the Referee(s), but may be
subject to a Coach’s Challenge (see Rule 38).
For purposes of this rule, “contact,” whether incidental or
otherwise, shall mean any contact that is made between or among a
goalkeeper and attacking player(s), whether by means of a stick or
any part of the body.
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>>145485266
tl;dr
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>>145485182
>>145485266
The overriding rationale of this rule is that a goalkeeper should
have the ability to move freely within his goal crease without being
hindered by the actions of an attacking player. If an attacking player
enters the goal crease and, by his actions, impairs the goalkeeper’s
ability to defend his goal, and a goal is scored, the goal will be
disallowed.
If an attacking player has been pushed, shoved, or fouled by a
defending player so as to cause him to come into contact with the
goalkeeper, such contact will not be deemed contact initiated by the
attacking player for purposes of this rule, provided the attacking player
has made a reasonable effort to avoid such contact.
If a defending player has been pushed, shoved, or fouled by an
attacking player so as to cause the defending player to come into
contact with his own goalkeeper, such contact shall be deemed
contact initiated by the attacking player for purposes of this rule, and if
necessary a penalty assessed to the attacking player and if a goal is
scored it would be disallowed.
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>>145485266
Did you miss where I said not today? I ain't reading all that
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>lets in 2 goals in less than 10 minutes
Perfect time to get Hellebuyck out of the net and some rest, but of course the Jets coaches are too retarded for that.
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*buys a pretzel and a beer*
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>rags
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gooning
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>>145485348
>That'll be $45+tip, please!
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I like when the ref says the goalie couldn't "do his job"
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>a most dangerous lead in Winnipeg
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>FRAUD ALERT
>FRAUD ALERT
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fuck yeah
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PANARIN!
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fuaark.
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>>145485224
steelies have a bye this week
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>isLanders
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>florida has a city called pepsicola
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Haven't seen a single hockey game since the May championship even though I promised myself in September I would watch more.
Feels bad :/
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>>145484643
Plays better hockey too
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No moral victories, no "they played well" bullshit. 10 points from 12 games and only 2.3 goals/game is flat out unacceptable and embarrassing.
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Fire Roy already lou
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>>145485714
*fire Lou

There I fixed it for you, you braindead Canuck
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wheres jen
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>>145485741
One day we’ll get that SakaRaden collab
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Fire Lou and let Roy take over
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There are just so many chances where our players could throw a huge hit, but instead they let the opposing players literally walk in to the front of the net or in between the dots… we should be hitting players that are put themselves into bad positions especially in the defensive zone
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>>145485741
Roy is the coach this rests on his shoulders
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BOA tonight
whoever wins, the other loses
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Look at this pair of retarded n*ggers. Someone should rearrange their fucking faces.
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A person with a functioning brain can't look at this and say it's a goal.
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>>145485929
They have to keep people in line when they get 2v1'd
Thats a serious penalty getting bullied. You get sent to the bin for that.
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>>145486005
why is this webm so small
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>>145485980
It’s in the net it’s a goal that’s how hockey works
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>>145485980
Damn. The Jets are not good at hockey.
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>>145485980
Helly is just weak to his blocker side.

Hail Satan.
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>>145486022
Dunno I didn't make it.
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the nhl needs another scandal to stay relevant
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Complete and utter death to all refs.
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>>145485741
I thought you were quitting hockey bud?
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>>145486086
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>>145486119
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE WHERE SJ SHARKIE RAPED 20 WOMEN AND SHIT ON THEIR HEADS?
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im literally watching d2 ACHA right now. still faster than dykepuck
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>>145485980
14 takes Hellebuyck off his feet by pressing at him with his stick. No goal
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>>145486162
That's a man.
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>>145486183
Holy shit. Guess who cares?
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>>145486183
fuck you gary works hard 17 hours a week to bring you the best hockey product in the world
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>>145486162
sfw board, buddy
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>>145486162
Man.
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>>145486234
>he's literally been bootyblasted and wants to file a complaint
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>>145486234
it's safe for my work(i don't have a job)
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>>145486234
Found this picture of you
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>>145486209
This why 1993, they can't clear the front of the net.
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>Old Atlantic
Dublin Bruins
Dortmund Sabres
Stuttgart Red Wings
Zadar Panthers
Paris Canadiens
Rome Senators
Tunis Lightning
Istanbul Maple Leafs

>Old Metropolitan
Madrid Hurricanes
Parts Unknown Blue Jackets
Old Jersey Devils
Isle of Mann Islanders
Liverpool Rangers
Durham Flyers
Glasgow Penguins
London Capitals

>Old Central
Berlin Blackhawks
Trento Avalanche
Cordoba Stars
Oslo Wild
Riga Predators
Cairo Blues
Cardiff Hockey Club
Helsinki Jets

>Old Pacific
Lisbon Ducks
Stockholm Flames
Arabian Oilers
Barcelona Kings
Cyprus Sharks
Athens Krakens
Crimea Canucks
Jerusalem Golden Knights
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>>145486287
this picture always reminds me of the lamprey eel
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>>145486233
adding a mormon team was the last straw
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>>145485929
chads
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>>145485929
refs are bigger dudes than you think
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>>145486335
>ye'Olde NHL Europe
feex
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>>145486350
i do not like that guy
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in addition to cornell, i watch uni of minnosta for josephin bouveng. she's my backup gf if things dont work out with ashley
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>>145486350
delete this
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Morgan Rielly - Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Jake McCabe - Chris Tanev
Simon Benoit - Conor Timmins
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sexo
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wow. really made the coomers seethe with my sfw post lol
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>>145486468
greeat choice
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Got my tickets for the 4 nation's faceoff, I'll be sitting front row in the corner behind the net in Montreal, super stoked
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Got my tickies for the four nayshies faceoff, I'll be sitting front rowsie in the cornie behind the net in Montrealsie, super stoksied
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I'm liking these games tonight. My kinda teams. Let's party.
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>>145486685
damn you'll get to see canadian goaltending up close.
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Got my tickets for the didnt ask convention
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>>145486820
Did you buy them at the retard store on stupid street?
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grim
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crazy how bud 1
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>>145486864
Retard store is closed on Sunday.

Business opportunity for hocitalists.
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can't wait for the CHI game tonight!
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Lou Lamoriello has lost the plot for the past 3 years, and he should've been let go after the disaster of 2021-2022

I dont know if Islanders ownership doesn't care or doesn't have the money, but its embarrassing as a fan that you have done nothing over the past half decade.

Reminder you picked Josh Bailey 2.0 over a much needed center
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>>145486987
Are Canadians even allowed to watch sports anymore?
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>tampon gay lgbting
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Thanks for the insight bud
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>>145486989
It’s a late first rounder impossible to predict who will be good out of the lot
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Looking to get into NHL, but there are no teams near me. Who should I blindly support and why?
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>>145486989
McMichael has only been able to breakout as a winger. And you never know with these late firsts.
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Once again, Gary and his refs are doing everything they can to stop the Jets.

Once again, he will fail.
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>>145487076
pretend to be a clubbies lifelong, close enough
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>>145487076
Sharks because it can only go up from here right ...right?
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>>145487076
yea
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>>145487144
yea
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>>145487076
Welcome to the Club, lad
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>>145487146
They can’t be stopped
There’s literally nothing you can do
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I hope the islanders miss playoffs so discussion around the team will be ignored governors orders
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>McDonut
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>>145487076
what state?
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>>145487204
>get beat by laffs at home
Jest got work to do, lad.
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>>145487024
Are you even allowed to vote anymore?
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Imagine if Scheifele went to Cornell like he was supposed to
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>>145487346
why?
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>>145486877
/hoc/ is a WHL general
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Go Portland Winterhawks
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>>145487399
my patsies :)
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>>145487399
maybe on planet retard in the retard system in the retard galaxy of the retard nebula
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my media told me my local hockey team were contenders for le coupe
they're .500 after 16 games kwab
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>>145487289
Georgia
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>>145487399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il8sGYNdKbw
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Eastern Idaho has a high vgk/avs/seattle fanbase. I also personally know a >rags fan, an Edmonton fan (his wife is from there), and a Sharks fan. I believe a lot of people will bandwagon Utah since it's a mormon area here.
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>>145487326
That was the most hilarious and greasy outcome
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>>145487399
>my tips :)
I couldn't agree more.
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>>145487450
that's a tough one considering you'll probably be getting a team in a few years.
i'd find some shit team on the west coast (e.g. xheattle) to follow until then.
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>>145487335
Yes and thank you for caring about American politics.
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>switching your alliance because a team opens up near you
seems a little childish if you ask me
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canes - caps might actually be a decent match
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>>145487399
>7 out of 15 teams in USA
lol
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>>145487450
follow the hurricanes and cheer for whoever they play against
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>>145487550
WHL is short for Washington Hockey League
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score some fakin nets
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>>145484797
can't go much deeper than this, my trips to eastern washington have mostly been limited to dropping off/picking up siblings at wsu
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>>145487517
Is Georgia really getting another team? That would be pretty cool. I'm leaning towards the Sharks or Kings in that case.
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>>145487544
OviCount 2024, if no other reason
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>2025 Winter Classic
>December 31st, 2024
ishygddt
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Is Ovi gonna retire if he beats the goal rekxtkcord?
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>>145487542
you should always cheer for the team located closest to your place of birth, unless it happens to be a rival city from another sport in which case next closest after that
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>>145487625
naw
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>>145487621
Probably just sees out his contract. 1 more year after this.
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>>145487618
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>>145487588
Yes it's been in the works quietly but they're pretty much guaranteed a team next expansion, similar to how seattle is getting an nba team again next expansion
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>Cal(((gary)))
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>>145487625
Yeah, I was right, that sounds fucking retarded as shit
>thanks for the blind read, neighbor
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no need to be aggro bud
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Rough day for Helly lads
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>>145487702
Ah nice. That'll be cool.
>>145487625
I usually support whatever team has the best color scheme if none of my teams are involved. More fun that way.
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>he wrote aggro like that's a proper word and not a prefix
can you believe colleges give graduation certificates to imbeciles like this
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>doesn't know about aggro
zoomer confirmed
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didn't ask bud matter of fact
>reads thread again
no one asked
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>/hoc/


>hockey games, mind games, word games, and stupid prizes
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PICTURE YOURSELF
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>>145487891
a /hoc/ census would have an average age of 37 and IQ range of 47-133
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>>145487984
what about marital status and offspring?
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>>145487932
Great post
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>>145488017
Noone asked bud
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americangoaltending bros...
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>>145488007
Marital status: gotta keep em separated
Offspring: the kids aren't alright
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I'm on Piper watch bros, I'll keep you updated.
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These canadian tv ads are pure AIDS.
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>>145488108
>american goaltending
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>>145488151
What are Slovak commercials like?
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>>145487984
You'd be surprised how many underage b& there are here
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Alexa is such a babe
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this evening has been awfully chilly. reminds me of that one easter a couple of years ago
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>>145487984
just like my islanders census
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>>145488239
What happened to you on that evening anon?
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>>145488229
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>>145488122
how do you say woof in native american
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>>145488273
She should show them tiddies
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>>145488273
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Is Travis green actually a good coach?
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bunch of fucking morons
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>>145488464
Are you actually a good hockey fan?
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Ryan Reaves:

9 games played

0 goals

0 assists

0 points

-2 plus/minus

45.1% xG

7:45 TOI/GM

XSNOT: OFF THE CHARTS
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>Jack Edwards Appreciation Night
Jack, I appreciate you
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>>145488549
I thought he retired
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>>145488552
God bless Jack
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>>145488563
He did but laffs need a darkie on the roster or Trudeau will arrest them.
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>>145488495
I am surprised you guys don't eat sweet stuff made from poppie seeds, we love it here.
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>>145488517
No I can’t skate and follow the score through /hoc/ instead of watching games
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>>145488674
isnt this the average of people who last saw them won a cup
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>From High Above the Ice
I'm tearing up, bros.
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>>145488687
Makes sense since I looked at your flag
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>>145488609
delusional not to mention racist
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Jack Edwards _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>145488549
top5 in hits/60
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>>145488725
He's the only voice of boston I've ever known :(
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>>145488702
whichever ones aren't dead wish they were
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I think Todd is losing weight, man
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>pooins have the same record as seattle
kek
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>>145488763
Ozemic?
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>>145488744
Not surprised he's still basically playable, Reavo was ok on the rangers and the wild
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>that little black kid in the stands
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>>145488778
It's so over
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did the caps get this tiktok sponsorship right before the game? it looks like they just slapped stickers on the front of their sweaters
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I forgot to turn off my tv before the kraken game so I jerked off to the anthem sorry
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>>145488809
I know we have to watch PK Subban way too much
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>>145488650
I ate poppy seed muffins for a week and failed a drug test because of it. Had to cancel my trip to africa
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>>145488759
my grandpa used to golf with fred cusick and we got to use his season tickets a few times a year in the early 90's.
my grandma was a realtor that sold a ref paul stewart a house
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gary is giving us election night k i n o
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>>145488835
yours or ours?
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>he apologized to America for climaxing during our National Colors
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>>145488852
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>>145488807
Ryan reaves is unplayable. he literally has lost all balance in his feet, he struggles to stand up on his skates. it's cost him fights because he slips and falls into punches and he can't keep up with nhl skaters
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>Rangers go from Lundpads to Shestyorkin
>other teams cant even get one consistent goalie for 2 straight seasons
ITS NOT FAIR
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>>145488867
more like erection night
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Kraken dresses are so queer.
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>>145487550
>7
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>>145488835
hell yeah brother
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>>145488855
Neat but he retired before I was born
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>>145488878
/hoc/ is your home so both of those anthems belong to us
>us being /hoc/... Your Real Family
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>>145488917
wow with amazing goaltending talent like that you'd think theyd have so many cups to show for it
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>>145486685
Post stub
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>>145488867
>philly, pa
>raleigh, nc
battleground cup
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>>145488946
Really goes to show goalies are overrated doesnt it
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its over joeybros...
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another score by Brazzers
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>>145488867
lol your timezone is fucked
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>scoreless draw in Norfe Carolina, COME ON AND RAISE UP!!!
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>>145488975
need the rest of team to go with it
bob and vasi have cups
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>>145488981
gary's vendetta against the kraken ends NOW
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That’s an oof for the Jets
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>>145489060
Why would he do this to Her?????
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And of course dogshit Jojo gives up another goal a minute later
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>>145489040
bobrovskys contract looked like the biggest albatross in the league 1 year ago. florida possesses the puck for practically the entire game his life is easy
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Anyone know how to get shambles out of your players' brains?
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>>145489125
up to 2 seasons ago and i agree
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>>145489096
Ooooh thats why the kraken keep losing...
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>>145488981
Mirin’ that chest
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>>145488896
He doesn't fight either. He's there because of skin color.

>laffs
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>>145488867
Doesn’t Gary want us to vote?
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Blots still stinking it up on the road, huh?
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>he specifically posted to let us know he admires a man's well-defined chest
fascinated
>>145489241
He'd rather we didn't, not in his interest
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>>145489241
It's ogre and Gary knows it.
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>>145489298
He definitely benches
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>>145489321
Based
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All tv commentary should be done by the backup goalies
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>>145488981
It was funny when he acted like beating the flames in overtime was winning the cup
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>>145489060
the kraken will never be sunbelt
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>>145489354
Based I want to hear Korpi call out Swayman
>>
C O I L
O
I
L
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jests getting away with murder.
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>pasta
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COYLE SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS
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Did we successfully gas all the anime weebs?
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>>145489463
Anime website
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only game on national tv right now is pooins/krak
:S
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>>145489497
why not jets/boltz?
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Most dangerous lead in the TD Garden.
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>>145489519
regionally restricted
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>>145489520
we're not letting up
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>>145489553
you can use the internet to get around that though
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My Kraken will have to score a minimum of 4 goals if they intend to win this game.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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ZACHA SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
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xh3attle
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this represents the power of JACK
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I bet that's coming back for tendie contact
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>>145489609
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>>145489570
i like to live within the laws
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>>145489632
They'll win for him :)
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>offsides
Zacha aint got that mojo
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>>145489321
This pic is ironic considering this moron is more older and low energy than ever, the microphone cocksucker.
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>>145489669
Ok then, Sister Margaret
>pray for coverage then
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lol pooins offside
>>
zacha put himself offside KWAB
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>>145489703
>>145489703
>>145489703
NEW
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>>145489698
>>145489698
>>145489698
next
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>>145489643
surprised that the Caps didn't challenge
honestly I think that one shouldn't've counted
>>
they will screw the Bruins at EVERY OPPORTUNITY
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>>145489711
>>145489712
WHICH /new/ IS IT THEN?
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>>145489711
>>145489712
impressively retarded wat do?

>>145489711
this was posted here first but thread was posted second
>>145489712
this was posted here second but thread was posted first
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>>145489711
checked and first
get fukt, >12 kek
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>>145488867
Gary trying to suppress the vote. Sad
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>>145489680
Seething early, anon?
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Hockey is gay btw



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