>I browse redcafe daily sub-edition>TuesdayLiverpool v LeverkusenSporting v Man City>WednesdayInter v ArsenalBrugge v Villa>ThursdayGalatasaray v SpursMan U v PAOKChelsea v Noah
>I browse redcafe daily for my general news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZihmu9bRDo
>>145516748BALTHAZAR
>where the Canadian thinks he gets his strawberry milk>that's R
>>145516748IS THAT BLACKFACE?REDCAFE ITKS PLEASE RESPOND
>>145516748Thanks for proving my point autists. Enjoy the rest of your night!
If you're doing the 4chan grind and you're 40 or over, I have zero respect for you. I don't care how many kids you'll hide behind, I don't want to hear about how you've got nothing to do now you're retired. You are not worthy of respect. Your life is in a pit and you are just stealing oxygen being that old and still not moving past 4chan.Being in your 30s is pushing it btw. Get your life together quick, its the end of the road
>>145516880I thought I banished you back to your 'cord with the other blue haired ghouls in the previous thread>>145516880
Why is Arteta ugly? His facial features, taken apart, should amount to a decent face. Yet, he is ugly. Why?
>>145516898>United fan believes it was wrong to award a penalty against UnitedYou now remember Ryan Babel being first PL footballer to get a fine due to social media
>>145516908Sort your life out grandad. Your should have moved on in life by middle age
Alex "Ruben Amorim" Ferguson losing already
>>145516880you're here forever kid
Didn't realise Sporting's manager is only 1 or 2 years older than Ronaldo
>>145516898>bald fraud sweeping for bald fraudYou hate to see it.
>>145516898they really do have the best job in the worldthey fuck up EVERY weekend and literally nothing happens to them
>>145518625Did you know Arne Slot played against Virgil Van Dijk?
can't believe West Ham didn't hire this guy
>>145519022He’ll flop in the prem you already know it will happen
>>145516748ABU fucking shitting themselves right now
>>145516748>Chelsea v NoahState
>Brighton let him go for £1m
>>1455192414-1. He's ours now, who cares about those clowns.
>>145519167>>145519208>>145519241RCITKbros...
I fucking love sheff united me
>>145519167>>145519208>>145519241Redcafe ITKs... our narrative...
starting to think slotto might be a good manager...
That. Liverpool. Feel.
one gyokeres please
>Mbeumofraud>Zirkzeefraud>Semenyofraud>Rafael Leãofraud>Xavi Simonsfraud>Palmerfraud>Welbeckfraud>Wirtzfraudwho's next on fraud watch?
>>145520309ONLY 6 MORE DAYS
>>145520720More hype please, more united are back posts.
>>145520715>including three midtable PL players and a Championship player who just lost to Oxford United
Why cant man city win games without their welsh talisman rhodri
ABLs running out of excuses
>>145520720>leaving while you're top of the Champions and the Portuguese league for a fixer-upperImagine how good the money is going to be
>>145520797Weren't Milan supposed to be good or have they shit themselves?
>>145519167>>145519208>>145519241
>>145520836I know they won tonight but they stink
>>145519167>>145519208>>145519241Imagine trawling through this fairweather forum daily
>>145520753S I X
>>145520836They've gone to shit. Internal strife. Dressing room cancer. Disobeying their manager. Real discipline problem this season
>>145520836Inter are good, AC are a mess
>>145520870imagine trawling redcafe for god knows how long to find three specific posts
What's the cope now?
>>145520836Pulisic is getting bullied by his teammates
>>145521014lost to nuno AT HOME
>>145521001
>>145521014Robertson divining the future in that crystal ball
>>145521014Only Madrid and City will save the ABLs now and they're both trash kek.
>>145521033Forest are 3rd in the league, better than likes of Arsenal, Chelsea, United
>>145521014hasn't played Bournemouth away
>>145521100This is the only legit one
>>145521052I agree, what's going to be the next buzzword you don't understand the meaning of?
>>145521131Calm down son
>>145519102Amorimball looking pengalengI started watching tonights match when it was like 5 minutes before HT and had a feeling they would not just win/draw but start to dominate
>>145521014Could lose Van Dijk, Salah and Trent
I'm still not used to Liverpool conceding so little
>>145521154You know he's not bringing his squad with him? You're still playing Antony and Rashford
West Ham bros why did we snubbed Amorimjob....
>>145521139do NOT tell me what to do
slot is better than klopp
>>145521184Literally gonna get first dibs on whoever we want. We already have a good relationship with sporting.
>>145521188>Love Rimjob
>Celtic 3-1 Leipzig>Sporting Lisbon 4-1 Man City>Real Madrid 1-3 AC Milanit's time we admit we were wrong about the league phase lads
>>14552120513th
>>145521214Have you made his nose bigger?
This is the first time City has lost by more than 1 goal in nearly 2 years, no?
>>145521205>have no money>Sir Jim sacking tea ladies and masseuses Never stop being deluded sarKwab
>>145521205>We already have a good relationship with sporting."Uhh hey, I know you have way better offers from better clubs, but we have a good relationship with United so can you go there instead???""No."
Wait so Laaland was just Gyokeres 0.5 all along and not the other way around?
>>145521263>>145521251>no moneyJust like you lot were saying in the summer?
>>145521184He's taking Gyokeres with him in the winter, then we'll probably win the treble next seasonRashy will be back and Antony will eventually go to Chelsea for a nice sum
>>145521251Tbh thats his MO at his companies. Plenty of money for big jim though (tax status Monaco)
>>145521309Why would Gyokeres go to United if he had options like City, Liverpool, Arsenal etc?
>>145521309Gyokeres release clause is 100m. Wasn't United supposed to stop making those kinds of transfers?
>>145521332He's going to Barca to replace Lewa
>>145521332Watch Chelsea be the one to get him
>>145521337Barca are fucking skint, if a bidding war happens they wont match PL teams
>>145521332He will go to psg, flop and quietly retire in Turkey.
>>145521332>why wouldn't he join a bigger club than the ones i mentioned
>>145521364*would
>>145521332He might want Tuesday and Wednesday nights off
>>145521364>Yes I know all of those teams are much better and that United is a career graveyard, but Viktor didn't you know United won the PL when you were 10 years old?
>>145521361They got Frenkie De Jong despite Ten Hag wanting him
>>145521381Cheeky
>>145521381Worry about the game tomorrow Arsewog>>145521332>>145521333You're genuinely terrified mate, it's cringe watching you cope so hard.
>>145521383>United is a career graveyardwas
>>145521383>United is a career graveyard>a literal ArseAnal fan actually posted this with a straight faceLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>145520807he started out managing in Saudi Arabia and he quit after a year because he wanted something more competitive, he's not going for the money, he's going for the biggest challenge of all: making United play like an actual football team and not like a bunch of mutt mercs sitting on 250k a week with no end product
>>145521415The 100m release clause was a genuine question. I'll open this up to any United fan, isn't 100m supposed to be too much now?
>190 samefagging alreadyGrim
>City wanted Amorim after Pep goes>United got him now>City realising their massive mistake>next decade will be all United nowShitizens raiding /epl/ right now out of desperation. Hate to see it. They're falling back into irrelevance every day.
>>145521446i'm not interested in sporting players
>>145521446Real answer here: who the fuck cares? If he's worth it, he's worth it. Its the wages and 5 year contracts that are the problem
>>145521391if anything they would be happy to get rid of him lol, he's getting paid something like half a million pounds a week for being injured and doing nothing every time he plays.he wont accept a salary reduction either, has the whole profile of a United player.
>>145521457Is 100m not too much for a non sporting player?>>145521467Okay that's fair I suppose. I mean its embarrassing if it gets out if hand, but a release clause is what it is I suppose
>>145521446Amorim and Ruud together will be able to turn any United striker into another GyokeresHow will you cope then, hmm?
>Ruben's at the wheelReminder these jeets had never even heard of him before last week
>>145521455>City wanted Amorim after Pep goessource: Redcafe ITKs
>>145521492So the 100m release clause is still too much?
>>145521488very few players are worth 100m, and that's only when your team is nearly complete and you want to get the final piece
>>145521530Good answer
>4 days until the next international break
>>145521446>Utd isn't a career graveyard anymore have to respect customers ability to immediately declare every new manager the second coming
>>145521446Personally I believe the new regime is a bit more fiscally cautious so I do believe the 100m release clause is too much to be buying Gyokeres
LIVERPOOL, TOP OF THE LEAGUE(S), LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL TOP OF THE LEAGUE(S)
>>145521496That just shows the belief and inspiration we have for the club, the process and our new manager.Ruud, ETH and Amorim are just part of a larger process, the journey we're on together.The only way is up.>>145521580>is literally part of the Liverpool reddit cult >had Klopp's bratwurst rammed down his throat for 9 yearsVery weak bait, plastic paddy.
>>145521618they spent 65m on an ngubu that barely had a few seasons under his belt and a list of injuries the size of Hulk's ass.they also spent quite a bit on Zirkzee who, until last year, didnt have a single 10+ goal season in his career, so no, they are not fiscally cautious they just dont spend anything above 70m in stupid signings, but still do retarded signings without thinking twice about if they should do them or not.
cheeky no look
>>145521708Where's blud lookin?
Erling Haaland's game by numbers vs. Sporting:0 assist0 chances created0 dribbles completed1 penalty missed1/5 ground duels won3 BIG chances missed5 passes completed
>>145521708Can't believe this guy turned out to be elite
>Amorim on the Sir Alex comment: "That was a joke. I'm certainly not going to read anything for six months. I did the same at Sporting. I'm not going to read anything or have access to anything. It's the only way to do my job and things well.
>>145521761what was the sir alex comment?
>>145521777>If the result is negative, expectations will drop; if we win they will think that the new Alex Ferguson has arrived
>>145521798oh that's tame i thought he accidentally called him a senile old cunt or something
>>145521735what's a BIG chance?
>>145521708He's their only good attacker other than Salah
>>145521761It's really sad that he has to spell it out that he was joking.
>>145521841one yer fat ma could score
Amorim has now matched artetas goals against city
>>145481416Honestly just sad at this rate mate, theyre feeding off scraps and sloppy seconds of CHADnited.
>>145522007
the lads
>>145522007>i post false twitter statsof course you do zoom zoom
>>145521655A bit more was the operative qualifier. I know Ineos isn't penny pinching
>>145522091Arsewog SEETHING It's true too
>>145522164not an arsenal fan just like fact checking retards who believe everything they read. you are simply unintelligent.
>arsewog back doing his NOOO IM NOT AN ARSENAL FAN I JUST DEFEND THEM AND GET ANGRY shit again
>>145522196>>145522091ITS AFRAID
>Man United's points in the PL12>Liverpool's points in the CL12
>arsewog and liversimp both seething over unitedFeels good being the big dogs
Hard for the homeless to get any sleep on bonfire night, he'll be at this for hours
>hiding behind the achievements of Sporting LisbonIs this a new low for Dave?
sporting united
>>145522311Sadly not even his top 3.Pretending to be 190 and spamming BBC cuck porn are his depths, this is a low but he's sunk even lower before
When Amorim comes in and wins the EL he will have a more successful season than arteta and slot btw
>>145522062what a shit pool
can he save west ham?
>>145516791how is that redcafe?
>>145521867Jota is elite
fucking hate that fat fuck shaw so much
City's decline is insane
>>145522690It's okay, Amorim doesn't use fullbacks. Shaw's videogame injuries won't matter soon
>Sandro has signed for non-League side Harborough Town
>>145522807read it as Sancho at first
>>145522690Antony as LWB m8
>>145517068>in rugby players can get fined for not calling the ref "sir"
>>145521492>remembering the seethe when Coventry sold Gyokeres and Hamer in quick succession
>>145519813>these were the strikers Potter preferred to play while letting him rot in the bench
https://x.com/osowxvyy/status/1853835461669900296
>1st in Prem table>1st in CL table Have Liverpool played anyone good yet?
>>145523325Played against a decimated Arsenal and drew. Shitizen was so ashamed of the result he didn't even shitpost for a week about it. Also Neverlosen.
>>145523325Nottingham Forest. Not even shitposting, Nuno is cooking this season
>>145523107LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145523364>decimated Arsenalmissing less starters than Liverpool btw
>>145522514Too weakmind
>>145521761best to avoid British media permanently
haha germs experiencing real atmosphere at a footy ground
>>145525269>real atmosphere
>>145521443>he started out managing in Saudi Arabia and he quit after a year because he wanted something more competitivequit spreading lies
>>145521298oh sorry forgot you guys won the transfer window with zirkzee de ligt and ugarte
>>145523107hilarious
God damn it stop being cowards. Project 270 already. They've projected 266 for like two hours now. Be like Gary Neville and commit even if you're wrong. 266 is bitchmade. 270 is standing on business. Gary Neville know his predictions aren't going to work out, but he's saying fuck it, why not? Hes sticking with the shit. He's no fairweather customer. Predict 270. Gary Neville would have, even if he's wrong, he would have. Gnevs knows he's wrong, but fuck it, he said it, he's sticking with it. MUGA
>>145521867Gody Catpoo can score goals
>>145523107*1807
>>145521298Don't you remember it was the case until the PL decided that United should be exempt from PSR just because?
>>145521074Got a chuckle outta me.
>>145525269Lmao seething krauts
I'm more worried for Ukraine than anything now
Man City's next 3 league games>Brighton away>Spurs home >Liverpool awayThey could realistically lose all 3 of those.
>>145521014players playing in their contract year so they're playing better than usual for bargain. if Pool can't win it this season because everyone else is slipping then he'll have a tougher 2nd season.
>>145521761A clue gained
>>145526281I can only see them losing to Liverpool.Brighton is a win and Spurs is either a win or draw.
>>145526432Brighton are pretty decent and Spurs are their kryptonite.
>4 more days until BASED international breakTHE BEST FEEL
>>145525269He's right. Dead stadium as proven by the RAWK thread discussing at length how dire the atmosphere is. You don't attend matches so it's fine to try and save face on 4chan, a website you spend your entire life on, but anyone who's been there knows The Truth.
>>145526448my Man United will have a new face as a head coach when it's over
>>145526463Which you haven't seeing as your entire wealth is tied to a tent in Manchester's homeless tent village. And honestly I'm being generous assuming you have even that much and not just mooching off hostel
>>145526432>Brighton is a winyou're delusional
>>145526463>from redcafe itks to rawk threadsdave is getting desparate
Uefa has fined the Football Association and the Football Association of Ireland after the national anthems were booed before the Republic of Ireland played England in the Nations League in September.European football's governing body imposed a £10,500 fine (€12,500) on the Football Association (FA) following England fans' booing of Amhran na bhFiann at Aviva Stadium.The Football Association of Ireland (FAI) received a fine of £8,400 (€10,000) after home supporters booed God Save The King.The FA's punishment is greater because the England fans' booing was deemed a repeat offence.Uefa imposed further punishment on the FAI, with a £7,800 (€9,250) fine for the lighting of flares and a £5,000 (€6,000) penalty for a pitch invasion by a spectator.The FA was also fined £4,150 (€5,000) for a supporter coming on to the field of play.
>>145526272they were dumb to follow NATO's orders
Fuck Jannies
>>145526797surprisingly intelligent post from an anglo
>Maresca: “For sure Jadon Sancho will be out again tomorrow”.>“We will see if he can be available for Sunday against Arsenal. If not, after the international break”.
>>145526772BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145525976corr propa good kittingtonshire diss
wolfies
>On Saturday, 18 October 2008, Cundy went on holiday and was unavailable to do TalkSport show, and TalkSport radio DJ Andy Goldstein erroneously reported that he had died after falling off a boat and drowning. The report, which Goldstein later admitted was meant as a joke, resulted in several fans of Chelsea Football Club putting down flowers outside Stamford Bridge the following dayImagine if Talksport was still this good
>>145526272No more of your taxpayer money will be going there soon. Be happy.
Amazing how this general died after 4chan more stringently rate limited posting. Proof that those of us who said it was just 3 different schizo NEETs talking to each other were right
>>145527728That schizo? Me.
>>145527180Black Ops 6 victim
>>145527728>rate limited posting.don't know what this means
>>145527728This board died years ago. The vax must have offed most of the old regulars
>West Ham forward Mohammed Kudus given an extra two-match and fined £60,000 by the FA after brawl during Spurs game
lmao that guy PAYS to post on 4chan
>>145527747Don’t forget the efforts of a handful of shit posters and mentally ill retards who shat up every thread. Dave going on night long rants and posting porn, DSL spamming the same 3 images of Pep. Handful of cunts ruined this general in 2 years.
problem?
>Girl with suspected autism banned for asking transgender opponent: ‘Are you a man?’
>i'm not a cunt i just have suspected autism
>>145527891>asking why a man is playing women's football is "being a cunt"
The sporting director who sold Gyokeres for £1 million? Dan Ashworth
Villa need to reinvent themselves and stop associating with the claret and blue colour scheme and just go full maroon with only like 2% blue and yellow details on their badges and kits. Its such an ugly and dated colorway they’ll never be seen as a big club again if they continue to run those colours
Kek what a dumb nword
Mings is a mong
>>145528810is this bait or are you that retarded
>>145528844>>145528849This is why keepers should just boot it as far as fucking possible.
based jay still plugging away in the u21s
>>145528910Defenders too, Playing out from the back and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
When are teams going to stop fucking around with silly goal kicks? How many more times does it need to cost them in a variety of hilarious ways?
>>145528937>>145528946Thanks Pep
That's back to back player of months for Olivia now Hugely stepped up this season
>>145528984>this seasonshe only signed in the summer
liverpool legend quansah dming astrid wett
>>145528844>ynr Gabriel doing this last season in Arsenal vs Newcastle and there being no punishment
>le gud ebening manfraud
>the elite of club football
>Tyrone Mings picks up the ball in his own box>penalty>Saliba does it>heh he's just an inexperienced kid...no penaltybit weird
>>145529316why would Mings do that
>>145529345because he's following retarded orders on how to play
>>145529052I knew i'd catch you out you pathetic fucking simp
>>145529316This is why the Super League would have been based, clubs who understand how to play in Europe like United and Chelsea wouldnt do shit like this
>>145529316Mings is so, so fucking dumb.
So happy to listen to Fletch and Savage for the match tonight, feel like im watching it with 2 mates down the pub
Who would've thought Tyrone would be low IQ?
>>145529418>Savage
>>145528438The even more grim thing for United fans is the whole architect behind the sporting rebuild was the sporting director, the one who even signed Gyokeres, he’s going to City next month. He’s been there for 5 years and he’s signed fucktons of talent at u21 level and either kept them to build the squad or sold them for insane prices as they got too big for the Portuguese league.>Gyokeres - bought for peanuts and is now a top 3 striker globally and on course to sell for 70-80m>Diomande - the most valuable 20yo centreback in the world, Sportings best most athletic CB bought for 6m from FC Mitdtjylland>Trincao, Nuno Santos, Pedro Goncalves - all tripled in price and starters in squads that won Sporting titles again>Geovany Quenda - kid is touted by Portuguese media as the next Gareth bale, left-footed wingback, bought at youth level from Benfica, one of the best 17yo players itw and just bossed Man City.>Hjulmand - cheap from Lecce, now United, Arsenal interested, City want to him to replace absent Rodri. >Other budget signings that went on to premier league clubs include Pedro Porro (Spurs) Ugarte (Man Utd), Fatawu Issahaku (Leicester) Matheus Nunes (Man City) Raphinha (Leeds Utd)He’s also fleeced top European sides year after year for frauds like Nuno Mendes, Gelson Martins, Bruno Fernandes. I would look more into it but the main precedent is that Hugo Viana created the Sporting dominance, while Amorim was seen as tactically inferior to Arne Slot to Liverpool and Lopetegui for West Ham last season so he was absolutely twerking for his dream premier league job before Viana left the club. You can count on United to rush everything and give him that, he’s worse as a tactical manager than Ten hag is, I’m pretty sure he’s like 0-3 h2h against ten hag also. It’s so funny to see United fans act like this guy does anything besides Sheffield Utd 343 tactics with elite talent curated by the DoF
Amorim wanted to be Pep’s assman because he knew Viana would inherit Pep and Viana’s godsquad after a year or two, he’s gonna get cooked so hard working with DoFs like Dan Ashworth who only sign shitters
>>145528984Good lass :)
>Arsenal face good team in Europe>Immediately loseTale as old as time
How many fullbacks and holding midfielders will Arsenal buy in the January window?
>Villel lostLiverpool, top of the league(s), Liverpool Liverpool top of the league(s)
>>145529566>>145529660new ABU cope has dropped lads
>>14553026713th place in the league3 points from 3 in the Europa
TERRIBLE night for Arsewog
Has Arteta ever considered not playing 4 CBs, 2 DMs and a false 9 every single game?
*Is the only team not embarrassing our great nation on the continent (in your path)*You're welcome, /epl/
>>145530831>our great nation>greatWools out
In tears, INJURY CRISIS HIT ARSENAL with their 2 players out only drew with Liverpool, but Inter's reserves just beat Arsenal without any excuse
Arsenal purple patch is officially over
>>145529316>mongs
>>145531162>NOOO I NEED ANOTHER 750 MILLION
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
Any update on the anyone to Liverpool's fixture list situation?
>>145531229this line needs to go with the guy putting on the clown makeup meme
>Man City is kill>Arsenal is killABLsissies, I....
>>145529316
>>145529316Samefagging but I've just realised the worst part of the .webm: it's not the handball, but the fact Mings "takes" the goal kick to pass it back to Martinez. Fucking why?
>>145531394>Pass to the keeper>Try to bait the press>If it doesn't come keeper boots it up the pitchI dunno why they do it but everyone does these days
>>145531434looked up a random PL game from 10 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJPek3Pw8Enow that's a proper goal kick from lolris about a minute in
>>145529316Some players are simply too stupid to play out the back
Will Arsenal's result damage them mentally in regards to their title challenge?
>>145522871>gyokeres scoring against city>coventry nearly beating unitedThey actually would be in the prem and have won the FA cup by now
>>145522807I would say that's a mighty fall but it was only Tottenham
can't believe that this is the same arsenal team that towards the end of last season were scoring 5-6 goals every week and now they're playing some ugly, turgid pulisball. the newcastle flop they got last summer is shit but he's tall so arteta keeps starting him, fitizen of all people has been pointing this out all season yet the arse general were in denial until today>>145529566you know another funny thing? amorim is heavily reported to want to bring in carreras from benfica, a kid united let go for peanuts under ten hag
>LOOK AT ME, I'M MANAGING!
>>145531885>can't believe that this is the same arsenal team that towards the end of last season were scoring 5-6 goals every week and now they're playing some ugly, turgid pulisballMy guess is a complete overreaction to how they slipped up in the title race last season.>>145531920>rejected chucklevision sketch.webm???what is that supposed to get across to the players
>>145531920haha this twink is gonna get fired in 2 yearsAnge will mog him in results soon, and also you just know Ange has a way girthier cock. I call him Pepsi Can Ange
>>145531920i know that managers have an influence during the game, thats why theres top managers and shit managers, but you cant convince me that outside of substitutions and stuff like that a manager has a massive effect on the game as its happeningthink 99% of their influence is on the training ground, transfer business, man management, etc BEFORE the game even happens. guys flailing their arms around during the game means nothingthe 1% influence i left out is substitutions because that does matter ingame
So how bad will the prolonged arsewog meltdown be if spurs win against Ipswich at the weekend and go into the international break ahead of arsenal?Consider how obsessively arsewog has shitposted about Ange for months
>>145531936>>145532229Fat Welsh nonce
>>145531920he's literally telling them to get up the pitch and pump the ball long kekwhat a fucking fraud
no more oshi no ko brosstory ended as shitty as ten Hag's United stintAka deserves public humiliation (just like ten Qaeda)
