um ok
bros my kraken may never win another game again :(
>>145525399probably not, but at least they scored
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHARKIES
The Sharks goalie situation is interesting to me. They probably guaranteed Askarov to be the starter next season, or at least to split time with whoever they keep between Blackwood and Vanacek. It's hard to tell if Blackwood is a good goalie or not, he only ever played for shit teams. Vanacek has flashes of brilliance but is shit more often than not and has always been like that.
>>145525432Blackwood was their only good player last year. Stood on his head for quite a few games and arguably should've been a vezina contender with how many shots he faced(ignoring the 10-0 games(
hocket
>>145525505Donny's gonna be 82 when he's out of office again what the fuckHim and Bill Clinton are the same age
How bout them leafs eh
Can't wait to see how Trudeau takes advantage of this.
>my face when Jets win AGAIN>my fucking face when American vote for 2016 all over again>please jizz on me again old bossLmao kwab country
>>145525672Take advantage of what, Canada is sick of all these fags
>>145525718Canadian politics are just as fucked as the americans. trudeau sucks, polievre is a whiny little nerd and jagmeet is literally an indianI don't know why the conservatives continue to elect such weak leaders they should have absolutely made a killing last election and yet they had this idiot erin o'toole as the party leader and they get rid of him just for this phony fuckin nerd pierre
Do I have to still have to see ugly trannies during crowd shots?
>>145525840ya you are still gay and have fags all around you please eradicate them
>>145525861I don't want to drive all the way to Seattle though. That place is a shithole, and I-90 is fucked from construction prepping for the world cup.
As this team is currently put together, it isn't going to make the playoffs. Stupid, undisciplined, and at times lazy isn't a recipe for success at the NHL or pretty much any level, and that's before their lacks of speed and skill, THE two attributes that get it done in today's NHL, are mentioned. Over the previous two seasons, Montgomery has shown that he's a great frontrunner, but what coach who's worth half his $#!+ isn't? A truer measure of a coach is what/how he does when things aren't going so well and so far, Monty hasn't been cutting it that way. If he gets his walking papers sooner or later, so should the special-teams coordinator, but the underwhelming construction of this year's team is on Sweeney and Neely who are so stuck in the past and operate as if the two-line offside pass is still in the rulebook. Sure the Bruins got bigger during this past offseason but they didn't get any faster or more skilled; same as it's been with them since Terry O'Reilly's time. Muck muck muck, grind grind grind with too much of the game being played on the perimeter in the attacking zone, not enough pucks and bodies to the net, and the slowest breakout from their own end ever. This year's team doesn't have the high-end talent up front to play a pretty finesse game (after #'s 88 and maybe 63 - has he ever slipped from two years ago - they're a bunch of bottom-six forwards who try to be more slick than they're able to be); it's too bad that Monty and his staff can't/don't/won't recognize as much. With these guys on offense, the uglier the goals are, the better; there are no style points and no one is selfish when the red light goes on. Rant over.......
>>145526030>they really thought elias lindholm was the savior
just glad it's over desu
If my team won and I'm happy about that, is it okay for me to also mention a political victory that also made my day great?
>>145526162I had a hockey related post too that got deleted. Janny is a seething retard homo. Also count your days cause when Gary is gone you will be too from ever winning the Cup again.
Hey bud you dont have to tell us youre retarded we already knew
My penguins ):
USA (hockey) is going down the tubes. Literal retard country.
Start bench cutKucherovPanarinKaprizov
>>145526299132 obviously
>>145526299CutCutCut
>>145526215I feel bad for you guys
TOTAL CANIAC DOMINATIONTOTAL JANNY HUMILIATIONWHAT A NIGHT
eat cock randy
save some cock for meeee
My parents are HYPED about it.
>chandler stephenson 1 goal in 13 games>jonathan marchessault 2 goals in 12 gamesK W A BWAB
>my hockeyteams gold winner coach just got immediately fired for saying "i don't give a shit about our fans"lol, did he say that on purpose so that he can end the contract earlier? most signals from the guy was that he wanted out so he could move to a bigger city. lmao. kek even.
>>145526561now consider the knighties are second in the league on goals for
>>145526561Stephen bros...
>>145526561>copey 0 boxes of cereal reached on the top shelf in 41 yearsSad!
>>145526659cup champs bud :)
>>145526215Women's rivalry series starts tonight :)
Good to see the average IQ for Americans is equivalent to the average IQ of hoc posters (when I'm not here)Burgeland is as cooked as NHL. Dead in a few years.
probably gonna be out a whilerip to a 1.75 ppg pace
>>145526690Where do they pull all those janky nicknames from on that site
that's it i'm moving to canada
Florida can't stop winning
>>145526375Good. Feel bad like the loser you are. You understand you are a misguided faggot right?
>>145526708who knows man
>>145526784I feel bad for you
>>145526796Good. Keep feeling bad. Its only you that feels this way cause you're literally a faggot. Just had to tell you twice.
>>145526811Hope he reads this lil bro
Is Necas elite
Gary just sent me "WWG1WGA" on telegram. Not sure what he meant.
>>145526561>elias lindhold 2 goals in 14 games>elias pettersson 2 goals in 11 games>zach hyman 2 goals in 13 games
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>145526999>laffs are the best team in the league right nowYou know I was afraid to say it myself, but I agree with you.
>laffs
>>145527056What route do you think the parade should take?
Thanks to the laffs, Flyers are still 4pts out of that last WC with 2 games in hand.
>>145527084One game in hand. You can't even retard properly.
my broons :(
>>145527152Don't worry, they'll squeeze in and punt the laffs in the 1st or 2nd round.
>>145527165Thanks, the team is awfully shit this year
>>145527222JLMI
huge point for my habs last night, rebuild is officially ahead of schedule
>>145527081TransCanada highway from sea to sea.
>>145527230bud1 last night crosby lost it's only fitting
>>145527222JLMRW :(
>>145526686he's not actually going to stop giving your little military pet project money
>>1455266860% I’m never coming backCarter Hart should stop being a rapist
>craps >black cocks >golden showers
>>145526686Just let Ukraine go, dude. This is like a Dominican being upset that the US didn't let Russia build missiles in Cuba. They're not after *you*.
>>145527338The wizard is never right
>>145527377>Using his left hand to conjure, not the rightYou're supposed to do the opposite.
>>145527377>>1455145755/11
Good hockeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDH4UXvzicQ
>>145527389that explains it
>>145527402Love from Kazakhstan
unfortunately Matvei Michkov cannot play goalie.
>>145527394>less than 1/2 accuracy Coin flipping is not psychic powers
The S&P is booming ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
It's a new day, faglords. You gotta go back.
Why didnt the Flyers invest in a goalie this offseason? Is Torts stupid?
did mackerel celebrity do anything last night or is he a bust
our Sennies :(
>>145527502like whom?
>>145527550I dunno maybe do something better than Errsson and Fedotov? Philly looks to be a dead team already.
>>145527555there was no one better
PWHL jerseys tomorrow
>>145527561thompson and askerov were available
>>145527561Cam Talbot was one, he has been a league average starter forever, he had like one bad year.
>>145527575Are Fanatics making them?
>>145527638Bauer
PWHL poster is the worst person here
PWHL poster is the best person here
>>145527648Impressive theres stiff competition for that title
>>145527648she should start /hoc/ threads on crystal cafe
>>145527646Maybe worth it then.
>>145527648She made me smile
Good morning America!Fuck Jannies. You lost!
We won bros
PWHL poster is a person here
Was it technically a sweep? In 5?
>>145527756What was so offensive about the thread with the blues?
what's up with the 20 min cooldown? was there a lot of spamming las night?
>>145527769gentleman's sweep
>>145527779Hello newfriend
49 days until christmas
>Nashville Predators general manager Barry Trotz said in a radio interview Tuesday on 102.5 The Game. ".....if we don't get it going, then I'm going to start our rebuild plan."
>>145527788not new but i don't post here often and i've never seen a 1200sec captcha delay. i've seen occasional 5 min delays on other boards but only when i switched IP addresses. also this general has never been this slow so i must have missed something recently. "New anti-spam measures have been applied to all boards" was posted a while ago so this is not it.
>>145527922Planet retard ate and left no crumbs
I'm starting to think Stamkos is washed up
>>145527922based
seriously only shit games tonight
>>145527941Lmao he should have retired as a Lightning but instead he ruined it and continued to play as a predator
>>145527941I hope he gets some people traded and fired down there
>dems
Do you think Dustin Wolf has what it takes to make Alberta great again?
>just like my
>>145527974sorry finnbro, but there's an Original Six matchup tonight, so I'm going to have to ask you to shut the fuck up unless your post references the Detroit Red Wings or the Chicago Blackhawks.
>>145527974Gary scheduled his decent games yesterday
>>1455278772025 is going to be a great year for predators
>>145527941really, what made you tell?
>>145527979He's still young so I understand how he had confidence
My libbies are tanking for draft picks
>>145527941Has been
>>145525394I am no longer a penguins fan. Fuck their state.
>>145528407Root for the Canucks since they have your goalie
>>145528407Hobama lost
>>145528213He was decent last year
I was promised riots. Where are the riots?
>>145528457He was carried
>>145528522Yeah I’m sad I haven’t seen any chimpouts yet
>>145528573
The chuds are crawling out of the woodwork
>>145528683That’s a man
>>145528522they're all on tiktok
>>145528683I'd rather jen over ron
knights play the oilers. mcdavid back toknight of course.
>>1455288524-2 Oilers with an empty netter.Put a sawbuck on it.
>>145528852dylan btfo yet again
a tale of two retards
>>145528958DeAngelo KWAB Is he an all star in the khl?
Tony D'Angelo is the North American champ desu
now I am become earth, planet of retards
>>145528522Yeah this is boring. We shoulda paid leaf truckers to come down and start some shit.
>>145528958
>>145525718Shut the fuck up
>>145529001just like Nail Yakupov is the Russian champ
>>145529027Average /hoc/ thread
my Islanders are fucked for the next 4 years
we're so back.
>>145529094thats a good thing
>>145529094You don’t own the islanders
The old thread got archived with 300 posts. Janny musta shoahed a bunch. You fags went full retard with election seethe, didn't you?
>>145529103Congrats
>>145529094luckily we have the broship where the knights can continue to carry us
>>145529094just like my saints and browns and padres
where can i watch the 4 nations games sisters
>>145529107I have no clue, I went to bed before it went nuclear. OP's image of Trump meeting the Blues got deleted, so the jannies must be Bruins fans
>>145529147There is zero relation between either team
>>145529171ESPN, TNT, and ABC
>>145529181Not true
>>145529203lol. okay what i meant to say is where are the pirated streams for the 4 nations games
>>145529198That's one assblasted janny.
knights haven't won a road game yet bro's
>>145529171at 5 guys on the tv monitors in the bar
>>145529223https://ppv.land/http://onhockey.tv/https://tvsportslive.fr/category/nhl/https://buffsports.me/watch-hockeyhttps://d.freestreams-live.my/nhl-live-stream/https://methstreams.com/index17/Add these to your favourites you retard.
>>145529103Koivu scored but we lost
>>145529207That’s a video game
Gary "G" Bettman has inaugurated an unprecedented age of parity in the hockey world
>>145529248>falling for Gary's oldest trick in the bookGreat now all those are going to be taken down
>>145529248Thank you
>>145529256I host them all, so no they wont faggot
>>145529242Your 5 guys has tvs? mine doesn't
>>145529248based
>>145529256Gary's interns tremble in fear when facing the weaponized autism of /hoc/
This season better get better or I'm out 'til playoffs.
>https://methstreams.com/index17/>methstreams
>>145529300formerly crackstreams
>>145529248stop exposing the business
bout to login might try to rip some speed 100s. gonna try to make a few billy selling items too
>>145525427I decided to play NHL14 live the life. Got drafted by the Sharks playing defense. This is what the team looks like right now, and it's not even December. Marleau JUST got back after being injured for two weeks, and I think Hertl was injured for a few days as well. It's been rough.I'm also an enforcer, which means I do literally nothing on this team because Joe Thorton said fuck it and decided to fist fight the entire league. Almost every period this guy is dropping the gloves.
>>145529248we don't do this during the season. the offseason is one thing but not now anon.
>>145529356i don't care
>>145529223go on yandex and find them yourself faggot
>>145529374Stop exposing the business
>>145529374hmm... nah
>>145529328hertl's on the knights
Dpn't forget, the USA vs Canada womens rivals series starts tonight I should boot up nhl 13
>>145529473I will be watching (the women's game, not someone playing NHL 13)
>>145529504Who are these men?
>>145529504>tfw no qt hockey loving gf
>>145529504Me on the left btw. Do you wanna be my bf, Dylan
that's dirty dom and liv you retarded trannies
>>145529504yuckola
>>145529496I like NHL 13 because you could customize the music with your own mp3s. Like not just the menus, you could set up the arena and in game music to play anything you wanted.
>>145529582nyla has aids
>>145529658your name is nyla?
>>145529692stilly tiny, tranny
>>145529703no need to sign your post
>>145529737we don't sign our posts here tranny
>>145529737Kek
wrestlefags OUT
Every day is a new day, so let’s do our best every single day!!!!
Taking a lumpy liquidy marner right now if you guys must know
Didn’t ask
I'm eating a small packet of ritz crackers and the "cheese" that comes out of a pressurized can
>>145529854based optimism poster (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
>>145529952Big fan of that volcano.
>>145529952it's from bud's twitter go isles
>>145529926I believe that legally, it's cheez
>>145530063kek
>>145529854don't tell me what to do
Do you think the election results might affect the games tonight? Illinois and Michigan voted oppositely; could be a blood bath.
>>145530265I doubt they'll have any impact on the players. A good chunk of NHL players voted for trump
>>145530407you better wear that to class
>>145530379But a good chunk of them probably voted otherwise as well.
>>145530520Imagining the nhl jill stein voter
>>145530557You just know that puck's not getting in deep
>>145528958Based Tony.
We're over the hump wagiebros :D
Nothing is going to change to make it better for you retard.
Nashville is going to switch on tonight.
>>145531231My agent after I get another coach fired
>>145531208That we are. Can't wait for the weekend
>only four games>all shitI also think that Gary Bettman is an idiot.
>>145529107I was posting about Askarov when it happened. It was on page 1 with 400 posts and just auto archived about 5 minutes after Fox News declared Trump was the winner. It was really weird, we were talking about hockey at the time.
>>145531307There is only 3 games friend
>>145531253Trotz says he is going to tear it down and rebuild if they lose tonight
Holy fuck /hoc/ is dead lately
>>145531331i bet against them
In times like this, I always ask "What would Grapes do?"
>>145531393Post slip
Helllllooooooooo????
>>145531477Were all out having sex maybe you should too
>>145531477knights play at 5:30
>>145531504What's his name?
>>145531385>>145531477retard
>>145531477d-dougie???
>>145531385We're down here in Mar-a-Lago, celebrating our asses off, hitch a ride and come on down!
>>145531512We dont deadname here
jests about to be 13-1
>>145531625Not today.
All 3 games tonight are actually pretty good.
show me a picture of your junior/minor teams barn
>>145531707true knights play the oilers!! knights haven't won on the road KWAB and mcdavid is back.
Might watch the caps to see the the goat in action
>>145531730possible western conference finals matchup
>only 2 games>it's a shit game
true we know it won't be the fucken stars kwab
it's okay gary, you don't have to write these kinds of articles anymore
>>145531385/hoc/ is hungover from yesterday
>>145531477
>>145531504why didn't I get an invitation to the orgy?
>>145531720here's my local collegepuck barn
>>145531819looks incredibly comfy does it ever get packed full?
I want to be a mascot but I probably can't skate well enough
>>145531830It does even though the team sucks
>>145531830comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>145531477STOP SAYING THAT
Is a 0.0% shooting percentage bad?
Igor wanted how much again? psshhhhhh
>>145531895can't miss a shot if ya don't take one
>>145531884kys
>>145531904stolarz has been impressive so far
>>145531720This is my SPHL teams arena. Very cozy, seats like 4k and it's usually pretty full maybe 3000-3500 people. Seats are cheap and the team is pretty decent.
>>145531895maybe on planet shooting percentage
>>145531851How tall are you?
earth to planet shooting percentage, earth to planet shooting percentage. come in planet shooting percentage, do you read me
>>145531975aye aye captain
>earth to planet retard, earth to planet retard. come in planet retard, do you read me>of course they can't read us sir, it's planet retard, they don't know how toread
nashville more like trashville
>>145531968Pretty tall when I put on an enormous wobbly mascot head
absolutely KINO commentary pair in this game
Is sportsurge meant to mean an urge for sports or a surge of sport?
>>145532003I only ask because those mascot jobs come with a height requirement you've usually got to be about 6ft
>>145532015Isn't it a bong website, they call it Sport not Sports
>>145532015yeah
Illegal streaming websites harvest your precious data
>>145532026Well that settles it then.
high stick? more like high skill
>>145532041Are those nostrils within the regulations?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRCONNOR MC...wait...
>finally get a lead>give it up a minute later
>rags
rebuild imminent
>>145532036my money is more precious
>choreographed cheers
>>145532044he's definitely got some pretty big 'stris that's for sure
>>145532070I thought they already started their rebuild plan before they got greedy and went all in this offeseason
>>145532070I wonder if he was kind of pushed by ownership, that team hasn't been sustained levels of bad since like mike dunham was playing
>>145532070The Preds entered this season in an insane position. They have a solid, not amazin no but solid, farm system, a ton of draft picks, and then went out and got these big name players. Now, these big name guys have not worked out yet, maybe they won’t, maybe they will, but I think what a lot of people on here keep forgetting is that the Preds obtained these players for almost no cost to their future. They still have a ton of picks coming up in this draft. Thats why I don’t understand people calling for Barry trotz job. In my opinion what would also REALLY would lose the locker room and be awful for team morale is going into tank mode after they rallied together to get into the playoffs. I’m as disappointed as anyone in the performance so far but I’m not gonna act like the franchise is destroyed
Who is better radish or parsnip?
>>145532141I'm more of a rutabaga guy myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKv6RcXa2UI
>>145532152What team does he play for?
this mcmichael guy thinks he's hot shit doesn't he
>>145532141Radish
>>145532236He's off to a good start
The good guys won yesterday.
/Hersch/
>tfw the liqour hits
>>145532236he was supposed to be a big deal coming out of juniors
>>145532325Whys he have a picture of Gary Bettman in his room?
>>145532340so he can finance his rap career
>>145532340I want one
>>145532350Based
>>145532356Sign up for GaryFans and for 3 small payments you can obtain a signed photo
>>145532236he's breddy gud
>>145532112>mike dunhamSkellefteå AIK legend
debrincan't
>>145532380Apparently they're cheap, I thought the secondary Gary market would be pretty hot
>>145532465my wingies just need more time
bedard just heemed kane, his hero
>>145532510Based bedard showing Kane that he’s expired garbage
>>145527760BASEDand McDavid returns tonight
>>145532518Just like my islanders
Gary has a terrible signature.
>tfw knight time
jesus christ this is embarrassing. bunch of listerine addicts dancing around with clothes made in china pretending they have a culture when they didnt even know how to read or write and had no settlements or even the fucking wheel. bunch of rapist savages. most came from america after genociding other tribes after upper and lower canada were established.
>ANOTHER shitty native song and dance on the ice I'm so fucking sick of this shit. You know what? Trump won so I don't need to put up with this anymore. Hockey is dead to me.
Protas SCAR
>knighties away gameSisters I don't feel so good..Also lmao preds got SCAAAARRd on
>finnish goaltending
>>145532540Being a rapist savage gets you elected president in some countries
>Letting Stamkos scoremy >craps :(
that knights player looked at the landwhale singing in orange and laughed before camera cut away
>>145532567Based knighties fat shaming.
>>145532577Big body presence/10
Is everybody b& for talking about politics why is the general so slow
Will this shit stop when we vote Trudeau out?
>>145532577I dont recall san antonio having a hockey team
>>145532577
McCuck miraculously heals from his injury 2 weeks early when they have an important divisional gamehmmm
>>145532577batter born
>>145532577>and they starved us in those residential schools and refused to feed us until we sang oh canada for an hour straight
>reffies
and here comes connor mcdavid*falls on ass*
>>145532594Jen
Dangerous draw in DC
>that obese asian behind edmonton's coach
https://x.com/usahockey/status/1854332008543273228
debrusk is bulking. holy shit they need to install a new bench just for him
Soilers doctors shortening mcmemes career
>>145532667his neck could feed a family of 7
>alone behind the net>lose the puck
how dare they make me wait 15 minutes to post
>cried to the league to get tinted visors bannedWhy is Brodeur such a buttlord?
why are both teams so bad at controlling the puck
>>145532710they probably can't see the puck on this shit broadcast
>>145532694lomcjysr make mord pistz uou fuckung retatd i jsvr never had to wait to make a posy hajahah
put the bottle down, sven
>yanmark
>deadmonton
jack jeichel
lmao Tanner Pearson has a fat wife
my clubbies just had the worst ten game stretch in franchise history. i dont know how yotes fans put up with this shit
>>145532797[This poster has been exiled to Russia!]
>Detroit can barely keep up with a team that is tankingkwab
>Good read by Cassidy knowing the clock and understanding that McDavid and Draisaitl would come out together. He goes with Karlsson, Stone, Eichel, Pietrangelo, and Hanifin, and the Oilers don't get a shot off.kwab
yzerbros? we're so fucking back
oh great mike lubbeys decided to chug a quart of milk and talk about his utah team again
oh mike is here? based
My god damn vape is burnt again
This OF fox on this genny says she wants to cum talk to me do I got a shot bros?
>>145532856What is cum talk
MY Captain!
>>145532858I don't know but it's free she wouldn't lie to me.
What's the shittiest goal Ovechkin could score to break the record
>>145532870His first this year was a deflection off his torso
>>145532870empty netter on a delayed penalty on his team when he is on the bench because he touched it last and before the penalty called, and the other team flubs it and scores on themselves
>>145532870empty net own goal
>>145531720
>>145532879>>145532881Kek. Got a vid?
>>145532694I've never hard that problem
>>145532667He's aiming to bench 3pl8 natty
confession: i am db cooper
>>145532584I think that's the problem. After the last thread, nobody can post
>I'm the coach of the Nashville Predators you know
>>145532885>More empty seats than a Sharks game
Confession: didn't ask
none of you dipshits know puck
I don't think that's goalie interference imo
>>145525399our krakkies will recover
>>145532885sad
>>145532909Pic is from preseason bud, note the lack of board ads (and also connor bedard doesn't play here anymore. but regular season attendance is also poor because tickets are too expensive for the on-ice product provided now)
>bedard signs with lululemon>does ZERO photoshoots apart from the announcement postwtf
>>145532927didn't ask
>>145532927how expensive?
>>145532931if only he had posted pictures of him in yoga pants
>0/6 tonight>10% on the yearShould just move Ovi to the bumper spot on the pp and just ping pucks off him.
>>145532950right??? I need a full 360 degree closeup in 4k with smell
>>145532950this desu>>14553293831 for restricted view seats (some of them don't actually obstruct any of the ice)37 behind the goals43 center ice
>>145532977that's too expensive for amateur puck. it should be $25 tops
>>145532983based millsy keeping it real
>>145532983what's with the nhl and crossdressing on halloween?
her farts wouldn't smell like hamburgers
Gretz is sober tonight for hannukah.
>>145532984What else is there to do in regina (rhymes with vagina) + their dollars are fake
>>145532993Her face is tilted 3/10 would not bang.
>>145532975Excuse me but who are you quoting?
>Preds lose againLmao these niggas are such a meme. Imagine spending all that money for has-beens
>>145532992Not sure man... I think their wives have something to do with it. I think a lot of them like getting pegged while dressed up as a ditsy little slut.
>>145533029Same
playoffs bound
>>145533037bro thats https://youtu.be/xWDf0WSWKXw
>>145532986Me watching JT lead my team to fantasy playoffs.
cmon oilies scar some fackin goals
>>145533071I don't think they have anyone on their team that can do that
thank you oilies
>IT'S 3-1 RED WINGS
>>145533052based
>>145533037pegging is gay
>>145533102ovi rubben the penus
>vegass
SCARRRRRRR
>soilers need to rig it to win
>>145533122he needs to raise his t levels
HYMAN SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
copey said vegass would win guess the power of jewish rigging has died the second they lost power in office hahahaha kwab eat a dick copey your ring is fake and you are a manlet
