itchy meng edition
behind the ear tattoo is cringe
Why do people do tatoos
we need a resident heem janny to clean up the joint
one. more. sleep.
Cody fight week.I'm hyped.
>>145546124yeah about that...
>>145546104He kinda look like a pale negro
i still can't believe dricus agreed to step in last minute to fight neil magny
*enters the thread drinking a raw egg* when is malykhin fighting the fat nigga?
>>145546164reug^2 already ate yo nigga
>>145546164>nuking the nutrients and making the thing taste digustingNegative IQ
uncanny valley
>>145546181don't reply to me with your normie takes brainlet
>>145546175event starts in like 8 hours right? fuck that
>>145546104Dudes skull is kinda massive
>>145546104he has the weirdest abs ive ever seen
top 3 hottest in ufc right now btw
>>145546164I ate 4 boiled eggs for breakfast. What's the difference betwixt boiled and raw eggs?
name on greenig
>>145546226wtf, my bad big bro. making a thread takes the name off. havent made a thread in months, forgot about that
>>145546220you get all the nutrients and don't take oxidation damage when they're raw, 36 raw eggs a day are comparable to a weak steroid cycle according to Vince Gironda
he's like aspinall if aspinall was good at fighting
Afrigga.
>>145546251blud your schaub webm has a gooby virus
>>145546241Redpill me oxidation damage, bro.
Brazilian taxi cab driver bros…
>>145546185You literally removing the proteins and nutrients by not cooking it you low iq tryhard retard
>>145546267causes inflammation which causes cancer, almost all cooked foods cause some form of oxidation damage in the body. start drinking raw eggs b you won't regret it, the only kinda nasty thing is the egg white, but you get used to it. the egg yolk tastes better this way. eat steak tartare, eat carpaccio, eat sushi to get into it, drink ya raw milk nigga
>>145546283the proteins and nutrients that magically appear when the egg has it's bacteria and enzymes destroyed through oxidation WOWZA, quit being a fucking retard and don't reply to me
>steak tartareDoes this alpha male look like he eats his steak raw?
>>145546241>HAHAHHAHAYou literal subhuman retard its the other way around, you get half the proteins and nutrients when its not cookedDamn no wonder germany has zero fighters when they are that retarded>>145546220Raw eggs taste awful and have half the nutrients
Jon Jones
>>145546295>>145546287Enjoy your weak nutriments and salmonella retard
>Welcome to the Black Forge Inn, what can I get for you?
>>145546077You just know they have gay sex on the DAILY
>>145546309>nutrimentsShut up you ponce
>>145546298>you get half the proteins and nutrients when its not cookedgood goy
>>145546287Only good thing raw is milk/cheeseThe rest is better cooked
>>145546314I'm not saying Nowicki is a carpet muncher but she is known to associate with carpet munchers and Tecia sure does have that post 'just got my box ate down to the bone' grin
>>145546323it's funny how aggressive they get when you want to do something that's considered harmful
Mewn
>>145546298>Raw eggs taste awful and have half the nutrientsExplain how this happens
>>145546317OK mongol cuck>>145546323You are the biggest of goysYou are a contrarian try hard that is fucking himself by doing retarded stuff and getting salmonella and half the proteins/nutriments>>145546332Because its retarded try hard BS that do more harm than goodBtw none of you cucks have good fighters ;)
Molly McCann has a far superior establishment to Goobs
eat dricus combat sports meat just put it in your mouth
>>145546351You get better nutriments when they are fully cookedDont know how but its like that
>>145546360Viewpoint dismissed, you are no longer needed in this general
>>145546354This looks alright to be fair and I'd rather spaff in Molly's mouth than Conor's too
>>145546355Do fighters actually make money with this stuff
>>145546369No they do it for fun jacques-ahmed
>>145546313>>145546354>>145546355get that fucking slop out of my face. one horse nig burger plz
Tito Ortiz owns Tito's Cantina & Grill
>>145546375Retarded mongol cuckYou know what i meanDoes it make good money or not
>>145546355Yeah I bet Dickus likes meat sticks in his mouth
>>145546379Now that's a mouth I would definitely avoid same tier as Conor
>>145546287I don't mind the cancer, b, but if raw eggs have a significant nutritional advantage over boiled ones, I might try them. Also where I'm from farmers prepare an alcoholic beverage mixing raw milk, cane sugar and liquor, it's delicious
>>145546383Enough to buy a whole lotta eggs (which are more nutritionally beneficial raw btw)
>>145546377Those arent burgersAlso isnt horse meat haram
>>145546383You tell me
Reminder that Kevin Lee has a TikTok famous brother who just eats food on camera
>>145546296That steak looks like it will be absolutely raw in the middle
>>145546393they're probably robust and healthy af
>>145546331imagine being smaller than TT
>>145546405Neither of those mouths interest me any more wmma eating establishments?
Cedric Doumbe Burgershttps://deliveroo.fr/fr/menu/paris/18eme-porte-de-clignancourt/binks-smash-burger-paris-18
>>145546352>Btw none of you cucks have good fighters ;)IT'S THE ALGERINIAN RETARDED KEK
>>145546398OK enjoy your salmonella proteinlet eggs
>>145546412Holly Holm's brothers
>>145546422Duh
>>145546424did they shove them eggs up your ass at the mosque little boy? is that why you don't like them?
>>145546409Ya, they manage just fine. Anyways thanks for the info, g. God bless
Aldo Famous Burger
>>145546426Ooh very nice, interesting selection, dessert on offer and Holly Holm is a peach 4/5
>>145546422>No fighters so he cryOh no its the moortalian ashamed of its ancestry
>>145546427fuck dude, I'd like to hope there's at least one legitimate french guy behind that flag, just by the law of numbers
>>145546429>homosexuality out of nowhereGet out of the closet you estrogenic gynocentrist cuckold
germans are big and strong because they eat raw pork and raw cheese, well not so much in modern days but they used to be machines>>145546433no problem brother, you don't need me to tell you this but get good quality eggs from a farmer. have you tried raw goats milk? I've heard several anecdotes of adults growing taller from it
>>145546437>>145546444you sniff man's ass 5 times a day, every day
>>145546445>germans are big and strong>0 german champions or contenders
>>145546438The lunatic had a black dad if I remember right and we have had two different arabs here it's not looking good b
big jerry's sports bar and raw wombat buffet
>>145546435Wow, cheaper than I would expect, even for meggsican standards.
>>145546445And they suck at fightingRelying on eastern euros or caucasians do to the fighting>>145546438Nigga you are a moor yourself
>>145546452they're too autistic to become prize fighters, germans are better suited for war
AbubaCAR vs aBUS
>>145546453>two different arabseh, they all operate under the same gay hivemind at the end of the day
Semelsberger vs Radtke is gonna be a barnburner. Semelsberger drops damn-near everyone even if he loses. dat wyboi can crack.
>>145546463>0 won world wars
>>145546450You are a nation of closeted gynocentrist cucks who are ashamed of their Moor ancestry And you have zero good fighters >>145546452Thats how you know the germcuck is just a tryhard retard who probably has never been in a fight and thats why they will always suck at fighting
>>145546463>germans are better suited for warYou're the only country that's 0-2 in world wars. One more loss and you're getting cut.
>>145546463>lost two world wars>cucked by Napoleon/France>cucked by Swedes>cucked by Magyars>cucked by Slavs>cucked by Huns and Sarmatians
>>145546469They won the story
>>145546469when the whole word is against you what can you do>>145546471i'd heem you senseless brown boy, stop seething so much it's unhealthy. hell even the average german office cuck beats you up on two beers
ONE tonight
>>145546469They were fighting the world
>>145546466>Gay gay gayGet of of the closet italian faggotNot my fault you cuck parents raised you like a homo bitch and that you got bullied by an albanian or a moroccan at school
>>145546454>BJP>BJ Penn
>>145546480Not the whole world frenn <3
>>145546477Nah. They got a 10-8 in the first but got dragged into deep waters and lost via TKO>>145546482it wouldn't be a world war if they didn't
how did this third worlders fear of raw eggs agitate him into such seething >>145546491my broda
>>145546480LmaoGermans cant fight Remind me when you have 1 (one) good fighter>two beersEnjoy your estrogen cuck
Japan losing via nukes is the equivalent of the Chandler front kick ko against t-ferg
>>145546495I don't drink beer, I was just saying that the average german onions beats you manlet third worlder into a cripple
Being Swedish is the equivalent of drinking 36 raw eggs a day
man muslims really are a band of fags in denial, they just hug each en mass in a common bath, post it online, and seethe relentlessly when they get called out, it's insane, women are less hypocrites.Then again your god is a deranged swine that had a pedophile as prophet, so the apple can't fall far from the three.
>>145546494I dont You do that with cooked eggsKeep nuking your proteins you cuck>>145546492They were retards who fumbled the bags by declaring war on the three biggest superpowers of that timeDid a good job surprising France but thats it
hey why are you in france brown boy? did the man that shit you out have a moment of clarity and realized he was in a shithole and wanted to get out?
Just eat shit and piss and you'll thrive
>>145546499No they dontOtherwise you would have good fightersIf anything thats why skinny somali refugees manage to terrorize you
>>145546513Clamp it cokebrain
>>145546513the muslim diet
>>145546462>actualgoatis the one who never lost
>yeah you germans sucks you didn't beat the worldwide jewish conglomerate we fucking idiots were working withok...?
Muhammading a horrific hadith on the *uran rn
>>145546501>massive wall of cope, seethe and closeted projectionYep i think, it must have been a bad day when Karim/Iskender stole your food
>>145546522>shitaly got heemed early and changed camps.
>>145546527Pbutf (Peace Be Upon The Finns)
>>145546508>Brown boy>TF>TPAhahhahahNigga your kind were used to play native americans and arabs in movies before
>>145546520>duuude this number Khabib could've been if he fought more. He has like three good wins.
Just got myself some Famous Burger™
Go India!
*ignores the seething third worlder* uuuhh anyway, thawlts on GM3 vs De Ridder?
Jones will tap to strikes
>>145546546Never heard of it b
>>145546546>potato wedgesYeahhh I'm thinking I'm issuing a mecha-BASED on this.
>>145546551I think Der Shitter will get some pressure and damage early but ultimately will gas and get dragged into GM3 domain and get subbed. Just like Germany in WW2
>>145546551they're 4 years late for THE Ridder, still if he doesn't steam roll shartman it's a waste of money
looks like we have an outbreak of BDS in /heem/landia
>>145546481thanks for the reminder b
>>145546548Why an italian is repping for india
>>145546411and a flyweight. Nowicki is a national champion tier wrestler and only 24 but her build is just too dense to work in mma. much better for olympic wrestling
>>145546566kek that's what I'm hoping for, classic GM3 "lose until I abruptly win">>145546567I want to see Gerald flourish b
>>145546568Brazilian Dick Slurping?ok*unzips pants*
>>145546445I buy from reputable seller (though 1/3 of the eggs he sells me arrive rotten because of the heat), but they indeed taste stronger than normal white eggs. As for goat milk, I've never had it, since most mexicans don't drink even raw cow milk, it's hard to find even that here. But I'll ask around. You had the chance to watch Séance yet, b?
>>145546582ngga u <rainbow_emoji>
>>145546568The more brazzas wins, the more heemcucks seethe, when chimaev will choke out DDP and Pereira, i cant imagine the meltdown
>>145546584Raw milk/dairy is great tho
Lopes will SHIT on EvloevTopuria will SHIT on PisslamMerab will SHIT on Umar
>>145546584>You had the chance to watch Séance yet, b?oh brother I totally forgot about that. Not really a fan of horror movies anymore, but I'll try to watch it
post Big Rigg fine dining
Curtis Blaydes will SHIT
Ces't fini monsieur Cumshot
>>145546604I still believe Costa would have fucked him up bad
>>145546604bruh
>>145546593Nah Umar will beat Merab but Topuria and Lopes are the only non brazzas that can beat serious brazzas contenders/champs today
Ank VILL heem PooredditKhamzat VILL heem Gay South Afrikan Manand /heem/ VILL like it
>>145546600>Ohh man can you BELIEVE the PILLOWFIST this can just threw?? Ahahahah *keels over laughing*Tell me again how Garth got """knocked out"""
>>145546608And thats why you are a fightlet nationCosta has literally zero good weapons in his game
>>145546617wut
>>145546613>Ank VILL heem Pooredditwho's gonna tell him?
>>145546617notice his eyes are already closed before the alleged heem
>>145546623His short T-rex arms would dig underhooks faster than Cumshot can suck Kadyrov cock. Costa heems Cumshot and that's facts
>>145546626blud really be lyin on the internet ::skull::
>>145546626Ank is retarded but if he can mix he can do itChimaev would literally murder Pereira tho
>>145546639Ankaturd best win is Johnny Walker I'm afraid. He gets heemed ten times out of ten
>>145546628Hollowgays are simply so deranged over Gaethje's win that they create a fictional reality in which he won just in order to cope. Sad!
Shitlaev
Dricus is Chimaev toughest testIf Chimaev ragdoll him, there is nobody in MW/LHW that can stop him
>>145546655Giblert could go up and expose him again
>>145546655Thoughts on drinking raw eggs?
>>145546648>Team did nothing when they saw thatThey should have jumped him
Costa is the specifically engineered to beat cumshot.>Arms = Short>Neck = Yolked>Bigger and strongerThe Anti-Cumshot Weapon
You've got ma-ACK
>>145546661Nuking yourself 90 % of your proteins
>>145546675>strongerNo
>>145546693Damn guess I'll have to drink 200 raw eggs a day instead
>>145546702I know a guy who had a friend whose brother did this and he died
>>145546702In finland egg also means meng
>>145546710Damn, and I was planning on living forever (in order to have gay sex for all eternity)
>>145546675>Raped by the corpse of Rockhold (pbuh)Gonna have to disagree on this one, Brazilbro.
Wonky Toms other leg is gonna explode next time he fights
>>145546077Presenter's name?
>>145546743we don't talke about her here
>>145546743big fookin Meeeeegan
>>145546742Imagine thinking this goofy buffoon is a match for the Bonesmeister
>>145546743
>>145546743we're legally obligated to refrain from discussing that
>>145546765Is this Rhea Ripley?
>>145546768He tanked that shit
You eat 200 kg of horse shit and feel refueled
>>145546747>>145546776I just think she's a very handsome lady :-)
>>145546768brutal not tko
Eat 500 slices of raw bull testicles and feel yourself grow into a bigger and better man
>>145546069Yeah but khabib isn't a commentator doing his job.
Depart heem, for you never knew schaub
Eat 60 pieces of bird beak and grow stronger nose, until it's unbreakable. No need for nose surgery
Eat 9 pairs of cat eyes and you'll see in the dark
>>145546830My favourite OOOOOOOHHHHH moment, possibly ever.
This Swedish individual... Man, what a guy he is, keeps it real. Respekt.
>>145546768>Spins headkick the opponent >Opponent starts taunting you with sick bachata movesHow does one even recover.
>>145546830something you're only going to see from two REAL men
>>145546830still cant believe they robbed DaSean. DDclitty got simulated for four rounds
>>145546830for YOU fucking guys
>>145546830Ddp said if adesanya can heen Pereira he doesn't want to be there with him but ddp also said Strickland has a beast of a chin and pereira heemed him as soon as he landed.Twalts?
>>145546005Did they try to hyp up Siver at all or was it all the Conor show
>>145546897Doesnt Strickland has a paper chin
nice english abdul
>>145546935yes. and it proves DDclitty is pillowfisted.
>Trujilowent to a decision with Khabib, finished by Tony>Tibauwent to a decision with Khabib, finished by Tony>Barbozawent to a decision with Khabib, finished by Tony>Gaethjefought Khabib who was allowed to not cut weight, fought Tony who went through a double weight cutDon't let people convince you that one was better than the other just because he retired early (ducked everybody) while the other one kept on fighting post his prime like a real one.
So now that the UFC have officially crossed the threshold of adding religious imagery to the custom shorts, will all the brazzas be demanding shorts with the shahada and quran verses on them now?
don't let all the hype behind magny vs prates bury this information
>>145546962Tony simulated Garth fyi. Round 2 was fixed to last 10 less seconds than the rest.
>>145546954>AbdulIs that your grandfather ?
>>145546976those shorts are pretty cool
>>145546976Holy Cross! What a brilliant design for shorts. May Jesus bless thee.
>>145546976No its a haram sport anyway
>>145547035nah its your goatfucking brother
>>145547058OK Rajesh Zhang
>>145546976Quranic verses on the trunks would look based
>>145547068ohhhhhh you're a revved goatfucker aren't you
Let's fucking gooo CP bros
would you fat ugly no-/fa/ mmautists shut the FUCK up when Frank VANDENBROUCKE just had his 50th BIRFDAY BASH days ago??? THANK youuuu
>>145547017TonBITCH refused the kino soccer kick
>>145547091>god i wish that were me
>>145547087Dicey dicey.
>>145546768New born gazelle vibesDon't know how he lost this fight
>>145547104>dat nigga thinkin about stealing Frank VANDENBROUCKE bicycle
>>145546077meegan my queen
>>145546976orthodox christian style with "Death to the World" on them would look kino
hhahahahahaha
>khabib will lose this time
>>145547128sheesh
if you adjust for flukes and robberies, khabib has nearly 10 losses
>>145547126I bet that they deplore the very existence of MMA as a business.
>>145547112
liddle bit cuddle time brazza
https://www.instagram.com/p/DCFG6rnvQDm/
>>145547140>>145547145
Last time Canor won a fight, Obama was still president
>>145547148
>>145546935Sort of. Its a little like Max where he doesn't get hyper heemed. Max got KO'd by Topuria, but he didn't have his soul punched out of his body like Volk. There are levels to heems.Sean versus Abus, is a micro-heem but a lowest tier heem since Abus didn't even go outSean versus Alex is a proper heemJai Herbert and Volk versus Topuria is a hyperheem that actually takes years off of careers>>145547017then you can see here an absorbed hyper-heem, which also takes years off a career. Tony himself ate too many hyper-heems without heeming leading to where we are now.
>>145546976the brazzas would rather demand their shorts to cover up their knees because showing knees is immoral or something
>>145547143almost anything of the world, really. monks are hardcore
>>145547087FBI OPEN UP
>>145547180They are men who, even today, we can only admire.
>>145547148>when she sees my meng
>>145547172weemheemzeem
My custom shorts.
>>145547189they fight every day for our salvation, they pray at all times, it's spiritual warfare against the demonized world. Got a new book yesterday from Seraphim Rose "The Soul after Death". Read up on it b
my custom shorts btw
The next advancement in UFC will be climbers as grapplers.
>>145547197Cory degraded so much it's unreal
>>145547209Thanks for the rec, b. I haven't been reading as much theology as I'd like, but I hope I can clear my schedule soon so I can dedicate some time to it. My best friend gifted me the Mulamadhyamakakarika of Nagarjuna and it's fascinating in its own right, though I only understand it partially. You should check it out also
my custom shorts
My custom shorts
This is what peak human fighting performance looks like
>>145547123>knockouts>theyre all Marc Goddard TKOs
my custom ufc shorts? the exact color of the ufc canvas, for camouflage
Why doesn't fighters just stop Khamzat from tackling ?
>>145547278The girl from the Ring really let herself go
In many ways Jamahal Hill won the story
Lucas Tracy said Bo Nickal vs Paul Craig will be a striking match and it will be Razor Thin Close
>>145547247Cory got two of the most kino heems ever back to back, but it was mostly because he was lucky to face two fighters with big names who were washed and hyper chinny at the time.
>>145547345Alexbros what happened
>>145547356chama
>>145547352Boethius will show LEVELS to that kikelover.
Just came up with a fun nickname for Bo NickallBoring Nickall! Haha, think you can do better?
>>145547285damn
>>145547356He went to the UFC, became a genuine superstar and started making real money
>>145547385Good for him, he deserves it.
>>145547352Paul Craig striking is so comically bad that even a relativ beginner like Bo will outclass him.
I'M GONNA SAY IT....!
>>145547402kek he beat ankalaev and krylov he's elite
>>145547368Beau Nickle
post masterclass performances
>>145547427he can beat anybody if they just jump in his guard and lose to anybody if they don't
>>145547411I'm waiting
Yewl dew nuttin
>>145547464QUACKER
>>145547443
>>145546077Post the most cliche walkout songs of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px0aYQoPSFkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ZzW-Onnpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DyziWtkfBw
>>145547490
>>145547529
>>145547443goes without saying
>>145547278these are the hyperborean chads who are celibate by choice
>>145547581he's got his own bucket of dirty water can you say the same imperial
>>145547555mick really is just tom if tom passed the eye test
>>145546433uhh what is that?
>>145546520be your definition must mean I should be consider as a goat too, got 0 losses too
