Arsenals season is on the line at stamford bridge, where they havnt lost to chelsea since 2018Chelsea have won just one of their last nine Premier League games against Arsenal.Chelsea have been fortunate so far this season but this is a must win for arsenalTeam to face Arsenal: Sanchez, Gusto, Disasi, Colwill, James, Caicedo, Enzo, Madueke, Palmer, Neto, Jackson.Team to face Chelsea: Raya, White, Saliba, Gabriel, Timber, Partey, Trossard, Merino, Saka, Jesus, Martinelli.
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>>145576059Did you know?Arsenal have won three of their last four Premier League away games against Chelsea (drawn one)
>>145576059>ARSENAL VS CHELSEA>Arsenals season is on the line at stamford bridgeAbsolute mong
>important game>benched again
>>145576140Benchzo
>>145576138*tips virginity*
>>145576268
>>145576140he will be sold to eibar for 18m in summer
>>145576109>muh historymeanwhile we are competing for both while you are finishing 6th this year and losing in the europa conference league semis
>>145576413>we are competing for both
>>145576600ugly goblin desu
>>145576413Is this about Arsenal or Chelsea?
>>145576059I must admit Arsenal XI looks more dynamic than Chelsea's
>>145576140He needs to resolve his family issues. Chelsea will need him as supersub after his las three assistsNot yet benchzo
where mudryk
>>145576948on discord
>>145576059How many today?
>>145576948He's returning to Ukraine in January 2025
Please win Chelsea.If Chelsea win I will admit that getting Maresca was the correct choice. If Chelsea lose, I will stick with the sentiment that they shouldn't have sacked Poch.
>>145576975The only white in that Arsenal 11 is Trossard, i wont say its any better for them.
so arsenal's injury crisis was three players out and it lasted two weeks?
>>145576995>the nemesis of fc noah
>>145577040Arteta making shit up as usual
>>145576995he doesn't score unless its against shit teams in the bottom half of the table
>>145576413sure buddy
fellas do i cash out or can i trust the gooners to get at least one point on this one
your predictions, expectations?
>>145576995>Garnacho at home
Sadly this WILL be a slurper
>>145577144You're risking $5, just stick with it.
If Arsenal are a bigger club than Chelsea they must have won at least three European Cups then, right? Right?
>>145577171id rather have about 20 bucks than none desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuua8Rrz9Hs
activate food man with omnejd
I downloaded HS2 a few weeks ago and now I can't stop gooning. I'm literally addicted. How can I stop this?
Assna fans, post a picture of one (1) professional football player holding the champions league trophy. That will shut up all of the Chadsea fans itt, just one jpeg is all it takes come on Assna fans!
>>145577226whats hs2
Food nerd smiling front picture with a shirt
>>145577183well to be fair they won the "commented stay humble on haaland's post after their loss streak" trophy
>>145577211>CringeIs the bloke on the drums the actor in Essex Boys?
blue = goodred = bad
same?
does pic related look like a chelsea or arsenal supporter?
>>145577226>HS2People dont like that round here
>>145577237Honey Select 2
I'm gay
I'm not gay
>>145576059OP you just guessing on the lineups or what?https://x.com/arsenal/status/1855630381204054415?s=46&t=NgN-FPHWJ-wHTO9PKS_jvA
>>145577144make two team parlays going forward paper hands
>>145577279The flag is enough mate, we don't need anything else
Up the chels
>Hey Dad meet my new boyfriend, Nicolas. he's Sengegambian.How do you react
>>145577226Wait until you start making scenes and make their neck/face/expression/speed to your liking. Main game isn't bad though if you're also an autist like myself. The game makes me cum consistently harder and thicker than my massive porn collection, it's weird.
>>145577316Would be a shock to find out I had a kid
>>145577316honor killing
just smoked a fat spliff in preparation for the match
>>145577316>implying anyone here is/will ever be a dad
i want a british milf
why are those guys from pirates of the caribbean on the pitch
>just smoked a fat spliff in preparation for the match
let's all remember and celebrate white men dying and shitting themselves in trenches goys
JACKSON IS GONNA MOONWALK ARSEKEK, WATCH IT HAPPEN!
>>145577329Really? I'm from a similar region and want to meet my GF's parents (half Jewish and half Japanese), but I'm scared they'll react like this.
I don't remember anything
>>145577316>newyou whore
>>145577316do I have a son or a daughter in this scenario
>>145577325That's why I'm now addicted. Main game was okay but got boring at some point. Since I learned how to use Studio I've gone full turboautistgooner mode, it's like gooner legos. I haven't jerked off to anything that's not HS2 since a week ago help me.
>>145577362they will internally but will be too polite to say anythingi mean theyre already mixed so dont have a leg to stand on
>Caicedo captainPlease don't fuck it
>>145577316>good job daughter, now pretend he assaulted you so we can get a few million off him>Yes just like that one time I bopped your mother susan after the final
thank fuck this is the last football remembrance ceremony this year. they've absolutely knocked the arse off it this time round, sick of it.
>>145577377a daughter (male)
This is fine and all but when this game finishes you WILL have to start mentally preparing for work tomorrow
>>145577352Walked round tesco this morning having a great time weaving through the, old, and the scared to be different, as they stood like statues at the 2 minutes silence
>>145577352was this meant for your 'cord?
>>145577336Oh, my days. Weed is such a negro drug. Its effects are the antithesis of whiteness. It makes you a lazy retard who believes everything they say is profound.
>>145577316>millionaireholy based, i will sell my slag daughter off for the cash
woah they didn't take the knee
>>145577394vile arse wog
> London derby
shit teams
if chelsea win this are arsenal back to being top 4 merchants?
Gusto fucking sucks please just get rid of this motherfucker
>>145577383>since a week ago help me.Nah, it lasts if you're anything like me. Especially if you make a wifeto your perfect liking in perfect shapes and bounce and outfits and whatever, and place them in a map you'd want to live in and start posing comfy shit as well as the lewd shit. Once you realise your hardware can run it well enough despite the shitty jap optimization, the escapism rabbit hole goes deep as fuck as you become your own rule34 scenario animator.
Hey yall cute cats and kittens
>>145577420I'm all for remembrance but it's fucking everywhere, lost its meaning and just turned into a virtue signalling competition.
>>145577450nyah :3
>>145577446post your wife so i can bang her
Chelse/a/
>>145577362are you black?
>>145577452i agree desucompetition to see who can remember harder: virtue signalling wokies vs gammon boomers
Cucu Cucurellasomething something Paella
nice try
>>145577450hi
my stream is a tad behind lads, do us a favor and don't spoil anything alright?
Why are the streams so far behind? None of them have even started the game yet
arteta OUT
>>145577501i got you laPALMER PALMER PALMER
freezing cold palmer
Gusto you fucking stupid motherfucker
>>145576995Does this nigga have butterflies tattooed on his neck?
>pep graduate vs pep graduateslurper incoming
>>145577384Would you feel better if the melanated gentleman were of higher social standing? My parents, siblings and I are quite educated and have salaries in the top ten percent. Would you prefer a white man who works an average job?
>>145577502im watching it live for free :)
>>145577526Its a visual plea
Why the fuck is there a lad with a New York Yankees cap on the bench?
Madueke looks like he's wearing a pair of underpants on his head
Not trying to be edgy or anything but i think the whole poppy, Remembrance Day thing has gone a bit overblown and is a far cry from the simple, quiet, dignified remembrance that was originally intend
>>145577532if youre smart and educated they will probably be cooler with it once theyve spoken to youi mean its canada everyones nice there
that's why they call him cold palmer innit
amazing how the blue haired ghouls from the 'cord come out in droves for gamethreads
>>145577565everyone who is under 50 thinks this
>CHELSEA REJECT
>>145577478Yeah>>145577452Why do some Irish niggas seethe about the poppy hundreds of thousands of Irish soldiers fought in both wars? Sure, the British army did some bad things post WW2, but I feel like honouring the others is more important.
>>145577501TORRES TORRES TORRES
>>145577603because they are catholic fundamentalists
Havertz sucks
>>145577565>Remembrance Day thing has gone a bit overblown and is a far cry from the simple, quiet, dignified remembrance that was originally intendedThe “dignified” ship sailed long ago when boomers started trying to one-up each other
Friendly reminder the Arsenal the kings of set-pieces have 2 goals this season
>>145577621For me, it's Bumpupu
reminder to go to the arsenal general and give them a sensible chuckle if chelsea score
>>145577603it will be fine, jewish people love black people
>>145577632>German carKek.
The fact that palmer is the blackest person on the pitch amuses me to no end
>>145577639o7
where is he, why is he not scoring
have a 2 litre bottle of pepsi. been opening the lid and huffing the gas that comes out for 5 mins. i am so faded
SCRAP REMEMBRANCEEXTEND BLACK HISTORY MONTH FOR ANOTHER MONTH
>>145577565Gets more elaborate as the years go by honestly
>>145577603because theyre larperseven worse are the scottish ones who larp as irish and do it>>145577215
Anyone buying Enzo while his stocks are down?
>>145577686>We can go goal for goal >Or we can chin for chinJust cold palmer tings innit?
Jackson is so fucking retarded
>>145577692holy shit dude you gotta be careful you might do some serious damage to your lungs
>>145577686The two most famous black people in England atm
>>145577692>vaping for poor people
>>145577706>implying palmer has a chin
>>145577686Chesea attacking players can't pass Arsenal defenders. Blues are defending, recovering and once the ball gets to Madueke, Jackson or Palmer they can't do too much
>caicedo
"saka" is very close to "caca" which means poop
>>145577704only boehly was dumb enough to buy that fraud.
SLLLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP
big poopies
>>145577735have faith in palmerhes on another level mentally
murderball
SLURP
>>145577752SLUUUUURP
>>145577692
>>145577760>genuinely so dim that he was probably in the special needs class at school. Has probably never read a book or done anything approaching critical thinking.>one of the most intelligent players on the pitch that England has ever produced, always seems to make the right decisionsExplain?
Might have scored without the cuck-band
HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY ARSEBROS
>>145577800while you were at school, he studied the ball
If madueke transitioned he would be fucking sexy, he’s got the face for it
>>145577760Genuinely love this guy
>>145577800cold palmer innit
>>145577816
>>145577800He's black, anon
what does it feel like to nut inside of a pussy lads?
Saka is so fucking ugly
I've never seen Colwill play well
>>145577838how is he dumber than the rest of the team despite being the whitest playeri guess mudryk might be dumber but hes white (if you count slavs as white)
>>145577800He probably inherited the visual spacial intelligence of his white ancestors, but everything else from his black size. bet he could solve 100 questions like this with no effort.
My Chelsea-supporting future father-in-law has just WhatsApp’d me to say that the “meme” I sent him on WhatsApp was “absolutely brilliant m8!” and that hes going to send it to all his pals (I stole the image from /sp/)My question is this: what does this mean for my future?
>>145576059Shit teams
>>145577866>WhatsApphello saar
>>145577866making your dad laugh is based desuwhat was the meme>>145577863yup, hes a turbo autist
Are Arsenal copying Man City too closely?
>shitsto
>Bad smell
GUSTO YOU NIGGER
fucks sake
lmao
>>145577866hit it and quit it
>>145577866post the meme lad
Palmer is just an average person, he hasn’t been media trained (hopefully never will be) so that’s why he seems so retardedI promise you they’re all like this
>Poosto
>>145577841For me it was>first time going raw, tell her I'm about to cum, she says she took the pill this morning, the realisation that she planned to seduce me that day kicks in, start coming, shoot more when she softly puts her hand on my back just above my buttocks like a soft non aggressive encouragement without the leglockAhh, uni days were good.
What's the difference between West London and North London girls?
THIS FUCKING FAGGOT SUCKSI say it every damn gameget rid of this niggerfucks sake
>>145577852He's not bad but sometimes make some fouls and pens that could cost too much
when your lvl 2 pidgey does 1 damage vs the viridian forest metapod its a malo gusto
When is the Chelski lads battalion getting sent off to the ukraine
>>145577935nice, i've never held a girl's hand
>>145577921>they’re all like thisracist
Arsenal are all over Chelsea
>>145577942>Least racist Chelsea fan
>>145577939Too many shadows, whispering voicesFaces on posters, too many choicesIf, when, why, what? How much have you got?Have you got it, do you get itIf so, how often?Which do you chooseA hard or soft option?
>>145577863E
>>145577942i mean reece james can only play 1 game a year..>>145577956mudryk would just miss everything and theyd run out of ammo
imagine being reece james>semi retired at 24>highest paid chelsea player at ÂŁ250kpw
This game is fucking shit
Chelsea deserved to concede there
>>145577892>yup, hes a turbo autistI wouldn't say that, but it's no surprise that a mullato quarter backs do well in the NFL and college football. They have the ability to process information and space almost as well as a white quarterback, while being significantly faster than them on their feet.
cant score
>>145577956not a single white player in that pic
>>145577959It's okay, I had those halcyon days, ones I cannot even believe how lucky I was, but still end up old and alone.Don't worry about it, live your life to your fullest mate
back to work tomorrow...
I CANT SCORE
>>145577960Takes one to know one!
>>145577866which meme?
>>145577982cole m8 focus on the match
Great job maduekeidiot
>supposedly reborn chelsea >already conceded 3-4 big chances by a team who cant register a single shot on target in its last 4 games
>>145578000checked
>>145577990soon the white mahomes will take over the nfl
Chelsea really riding their luck
the 'chelsea' players barely pass to Palmer
Football is so boring now unless it's something random like Brentmeme vs. Bournememe
>>145577982its d m8
martinelli finishing lately is sus
What happened to sterlel?
>>145578002>>145577913>>145577892The chick tract where Jesus is replaced by Conte/Mourinho telling the truth to spurs fans about their players being mentally weak>>145577911Can’t engaged. Missus wants babies soon because all her friends are having them.
>>145578060>lately
>>145578060He's always been shit, like a slightly less retarded version of Werner
>>145577760I've genuinely never seen a player as dumb as this
>>145578060Always has been. He can't shoot. Honestly should be replaced by Rodrygo.
>>145578055clearly E
>International breakNot sure I'm going to make it this time, lads
>>145578055Post your working out
>arteta era is over>big ange getting sacked in the morning>RVN getting sacked in the morningchelsea bros we are so back
>>145578042The better chances have come from Palmer. Madueke and Jackson has lost a lot of chancesMatch is not for speed merchats, they need some brain up there
SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m telling you lads. It’s gone too far.We’re turning into mawkish sentimental military worshippers like the dozy yanks.
nigger shit fuck faggot nigger
CHELSKI REBORN CHELSKI REBORN
>>145578095wtf is that really emma
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OFFSIDE
FREE KICK TAKEN QUICKLY
>Something happens>Oh hang on a minute it didn't actually happen
HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ HAVERTZ
>>145578080rooney tweeting that he will knock himself out.jpg
poovertz offside
Fuck this donkey fucking faggot
>Chelshit
>>145578095Whats Emma Raducanu up to these days?
such unlikeable cunts you aren’t winning the league through corners and tricky set pieces
HOW EVER
VARDED
HOWEVER
Thank VAR
Hahahahaha Chelsea are so fucking shit it's unreal
HOWEVAR...>>145578142probably shagging her coach.
VAR SINSO
Will (You) do the minutes’ silence at 11am tomorrow?
not like this...
Cucurella needs to cut his fucking gay hairIt has pissed me off for years
GOOOAL
>ARSE>ANAL
El var sinso
>kwabertz
>arsenal give chelsea 70m for havertzgrim
>>145577760>hehe car go vroom
>el var sinsoel game is el gone
I swear before lockdown all the big games were really good, like 4-4 and shit
sancho has been "ill" for 3 weeks now. does he have aids or what?
I've read the script. Arsenal score an offside goal, Chelsea get a pen straight after.
Suck it
>>145578208he hates playing football just likes to BOSS Chelsea fans will learn
nope
>>145578174Bashing in arsenal skulls with the help of a metal goal post
is reece dead again ?
>>145578208Most likely discipline issues already
DEPORT GUSTO
>Timber>chopped down
>>145578208he was pictured shagging a tranny called 'cocaina' when he was in dortmund on loan, so i wouldnt be shocked
>>145578208ADHD mate
>>145578197SCAMMED
empty headed dumb fuck
>>145578226YES>>145578232hes going downim yelling timber
Slurp slurp
>>145578086>International breakWhat's wrong lets say with this for example?
>>145578208You can't help people like him. If he had no football skill he'd be on benefits or standing outside shopping centres hitting on women all day. Zero work ethic from birth.
>>145578055It's E
sir cole palmer
>>145578276the anti-kante
Might book a holiday, get out of this dark shithole
holy floppatini
MENA women > med women > east asian women > nordic women > mulatto women > latinxs women > black women > jeetas
>>145578247No refunds
>Shite
>Offside Haventz>ShartinelliI really hoped they split open this retards head wide open so he misses like 10 games.cooked/10
>palmshit
Big brain
>all this odegaard vs palmer build up>both have done nothing
>>145576059more like ben shite haha
FUCK SAKE
>>145578305Why are your non-black so shit at soccer?
I'll be watching my prem streams and the guys in the stream chats know each other so casually and it's so weird to me. Like the closest thing that >we have is how we all recognize the moroccan man city fan
>>145578174Hoped he died for a second.
"Caicedo lovely little wiggle of the hip"erm guys I think the commentator might be sus from Ohio....
>>145578300The best woman is the kind that loves you for who you are and encourages you :)
Other than being exceptionally talented at the most popular team sport in the solar system, I have a theory that Premier League footballers are some of the most boring people on this, or indeed any, planet
PALMER WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Only Caicedo and Cucurella are doing something
Neto strikes me as a little cuck dramatic faggot. Deserves a big slap round the chops
>>145578334they have been football prodigies since they were 6 or 7, they know nothing else
I've had enough lads, I'm gonna say it:Coal Palmer
>>145578332Pure fantasy
Just realised that the reason Sancho is out is because Black Ops 6 came out 2 weeks ago
>>145578328based
>>145578300Caring woman with a kind soul > other women
So THIS is Super Sunday in The Most Exciting League in the World
yeah this is shit. Only watching until the Chiefs play
>>145578360there it is.
>>145578334Probably because they get policed to death.I remember from a Tevez interview that he got arrested and spend almost an entire day on jail over some trivial bullshit like driving without a license.
>>145578363I thought it was too, but I met a girl who respects me and loves me for who I am. I'm the only guy she's ever slept with as well. There are good women out there.
>>145578385when did brits become this americanised?
>>145578322They have not motivation to be good at it
>Kwabrismell Fartinsmelly
ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΝD ITS NOW OFFICIALLY A SLURPER
COLD PALMER
so many slurpers this seasoni seep
>>145578395*in jail
>>145578396>prolly age gapHow many years is the age gap between you?
rubbish free kick that
GOAL PALMER
what a retarded way to get a yellowDumb N
>Palmer disasterclassHow can our starboy go ghost when we need him the most...
>>145578397the premier league and the nfl are interchangeable at this point
>Warm Palmer in big games
>>145578315who is this, drogba?
>only turns up vs relegation foddercole farmer
soft fk
>>145578455yesor denzel washington, one of the two
>luke palmer
Chelsea superior in the first half
my boy palmingz needs more free kicks
How come Arsenal's shittiest players never get injured?
>>145578315>Palmer anonymous in a big gameimagine my shock
The only thing cold about Palmer today is his pecho status...
>>145578334>>145578357I remember seeing this interview with Trossard where they asked him if he had any hobbies. It was pretty sad to see him caught off guard by the question and have to talk about playing with his son. Academy players should be forced to read a book or two or maybe spend one day a week doing pottery or woodworking.
>I have to go to work tomorrow and I've wasted 45 minutes on this slurpfestGuys I dont feel so good...
lol at jackson running a mile offsides
why do the players have a swollen butthole on their kits? what did the jews get you to do this time?
only shit chances
Cole Palmer has a nice androgynous look to them
>>145577603>the British army did some bad things POST WW2Nigga iz you retartet? We say the bad guys won ww2 because they did lots of really evil shit.
Let me know which of the following HT slags from my growing HT slags folder you’d like me to post:>Lindsey Pelas>Aitana Bonmati>Lucy Pinder>Sydney Sweeney>Isabella Merced (slim version)>Ai Uehara>Leah Williamson>Isabela Merced (chunky thicc Latina hitting her mid 20s version)>Gemma Arterton>Hayley Atwell>Keeley Hazell>Pokimane>”Asians of WWE Women’s Division”>Anthony Gordon’s busty girlfriend>Ivanka Trump>Lucy Verasamy the weather girl>Female Sky Sports presenters and interviewers >Male Sky Sports presenters and interviewers >Sanna Marin>Selana Gomez food webms>Call on Me by Eric Prydz music video (webm)
Halftime anime
>>145578500Why did you remind me tomorrow is monday? Now I'm having suicidal thoughts
starting to think rice wasnt worth 110m
>>145578486Unironically
>>145578520kill yourself, seriously
Hmm arsenal should be winning this
>>145578424 23 and she's 22. We met at 21 and 19
>>145578396It's the equivalent of a lottery winner encouraging people to buy tickets because they won.
>>145578526He's playing with a broken toe and hasn't trained all week
>stabbings in south london>spurs losing to ipswich>wet spam goalless draw with everton>this shitThe absolute state of London today
A nice shower for those warming up
>Palmer
>>145578397only weird zoomers watch american sports
>>145578561Palmer? I barely know her!
>>145578554somebody died in a shooting in south london today tooits grim down south
>>145578554>>stabbings in south londonThat's everyday
>>145578526America should adopt the Brazilian propaganda strategy and convince foreigners that every black woman is a 10/10 southern cowgirl with eyes for white men.
>>145578554>the city of london
>>145578552so what's the excuse for the rest of his shit season
>>145578508That's because he's a lazy n
>>145578322hincapie is good though
https://youtu.be/VY0D1f40C3I?feature=shared&t=22
>>145578582>with eyes for white men.that part is not propaganda. brazilians love novelty so any gringo is guaranteed to be a success
>This is a slurper>City lost>Spurs lostGod Six chads....I don't feel so good! :(
Chelsea still need Osimhen
>>145578583Brown friendly fire
>>145578574>shootingIt's mad how leftist academic nonsense managed to reach the average person and now we're at a point where it's considered offensive to just lock up people who shoot others and throw away the key. The lives of the immigrants that aren't violent would actually be improved by this. They're the ones who are most likely to be the victim of violence and negative stereotypes from outsiders.
>>145578615so do arsenaland man unitedwhy do teams hate having strikers that can score nowadays
>>145578574Jesus christ
You guys remember last season when Chelsea won a penalty in some game and Nico and Gallagher(?) were arguing about who should take the penalty because Cole is their penalty taker? Wtf was that about? Were there race wars going on in the Chelsea backroom under Pochettino?
>>145578642Stockholm syndrome among supporters. Many chelsea fans unironically believe Jackson is superior to Osimhen. It's insane.
>>145578574Weren't guns illegal in Britain?
>>145578638yeah, its like we went from dumb to dumb infected with academic nonsense and missed the bit in the middle where we became educated. went from a to c when b is the only important part of the journey
>>145578522
>>145578554>>145578574Violent crime in so low now compared to the early 00's.
any other south London lads in? Lotta mentions in here
>>145578671schotlant is a powerhouse fro rugby right? they are playing againse south africa now and the comentator said it's a top quality game
>>145578661strikers always want to take the penspalmer was the taker and i cant remember but gallagher got shipped out to spain because of it, and then enzo took his spot but had his own race war
>>145578589What shit season? He's been one of two good arsenal players in the last month
>>145578671We will legislate niceness(TM) into the social code and you will like it or you will go to jail for hurting someone's feelings
>>145578689>tattoodiscarted.
>>145578638I swear I'm not a chud, but sometimes I dream about a police state where violent criminals are just locked away even if they're under age. Destroying the social fabric should be taken just as seriously as treason imo.
>>145577603>sure they came in to your land and killed your people with immunity
do brits cringe at ESLs trying to type like brits?>e.g. lads/mate/grim/other mannerisms
>>145578702>mountain road???
There isn't a better time for Chelsea to finally beat arsenal for once when they're coming off 2 losses, odegaard isn't match fit, rice is playing with an injury, home game, just won 8-0, etc. But watch how they lose.
>>145578717i think the majority of violent crimes over here are done by people under 18i guess they know its the best time to do it or something
>>145578720Someone explain to me, using football analogies if you can, why Asian women are some much more attractive than their Western European/North American equivalents and have much clearer skin?
my fiancée is insisting I take her to that Wicked movie on the opening night of release
>>145578725sometimesbut not really at lads or grim. depends on the word really
>>145578689who's she?
>Hummer EV
>>145578750Neoteny but don't be fooled by makeup bro a lot of them have horrible acne.
Lads. It's a slurper and make no mistake.
>arsenal general blaming the ref
>>145578720name?
>>145578776what about "methinks" or "[word], that"
>>145578689made for my bbc
Chelsea's coach hasn't been good at in game management
>>145578812i cringe when i see methinks by another brit nevermind a foreigner
>>145578749I think the ones that are low-IQ actually don't understand what it means to destroy. Their probably at the same level of intelligence as an angry 6 year old. The more intelligent ones know that their names wont be revealed to the public and they'll likely get a way with that. Older gang members also exploit that. Basically the older bad influences need to be sent away for life, and the consequences for younger people increased so they take things more seriously.
>>145578818name?
Just made all my dinners for the week
>>145578818Still miles better than Poch
>>145578833mrs fluffypants
>>145578834I dream about doing this, but then get to lazy.
>>145578725i do whenever someone types 'la' in here still no idea what it means i refuse to find out
>Another 45 minutes of shartinelli and Haventzwhy...
bring on sterlelhe will drop some zest on chelsea
>>145578834What you got on Thursday?
>>145578836absolutely not.Poch took Chelsea from 12th to 6th and Chelsea was the most in-form club at the end of the season.
>mfw spaniards call the premier league "la liga premier"
>>145578799>day ends in y
>>145578836>better than PochAnyone
>>145578872sounds like its above la liga in their eyesbased
>>145578860His in game management is undeniably better than Pochs
Halloween might be over, but this game needs a ghost.
>>145578725No I find it endearing
When people shit on Poch, do they not remember the state of Chelsea when he took over? They were abysmal.
MADUEEEEEKE
>>145578860This, they were genuine dark horses this season
>>145578702what is this a damning indictment of
lol
>>145578917modern football
Why does Maresca insist on playing Madueke? When was the last time he had a good game?
>>145578859(((Bagel)))
>Notverygoodatfootballueke
>>145578942>Premaking a bagel>5 days in advanceYou also peel your bananas days in advance?
excuse me, i dont want to seem greedy or entitled lads but i wouldnt be overly upset with a goal at some point in this game
>>145578781Anna Malygon. E-celeb.She’s currently dating that ishowspeed cunt
>>145578917london has spent hundreds of years trying to stop the northern cities being connected and it stems from when they were the life blood of the country during the height of the british empire. the green belt act was created to stop the formation of super cities that could compete with london.
I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in my ear than watch the rest of this game desu
>Shartinelli>HaventzAt this point im not sure who is worse desu.
>>145578937hes the only right wingeron the left wing they have like 5 optionsthanks todd
Drinking a blue Lucozade
>>145578720>>145578804Still waiting on her name. Come on pal.
Jackson is a shit right footed Florent Malouda playing up front
>>145578723>our landlol.
>>145578967So mentally retarded. Shame.
these chelsea players are kinda shit
>>145578961Sorry lad, both teams' goal licenses have been revoked.
>>145578981id rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk than watch it
that’s a pen if it isn’t saliba the Saint he’s bear hugging him
That Chelsea team looks like they scout their players at 3am at the gas station somewhere in Birmingham.
how have arsenal convinced people they're any good when they play ultra defense and hope to nick a goal from a corner or free kick
Todd Boehly thinks it's NFL.
>>145578972insidious
>>145577852
>>145578990hana kimura
>>145578967>ishowspeedI lost 2% of my brain cells reading that nameShe's cute tho
>>145579041F
>>145578992>Malouda has eight children. His son Aaron Malouda is a professional footballer with Lille OSC.[55] In August 2024, Malouda announced via Facebook that he had become a born-again Christian and was training to become an Anglican priest.[56]
>linglong tyre>leao tyrewhat one do i buy
HAMAS HAS DONE THIS
>>145578967No she's not. Also, Speed has said multiple times he's not into non-black women.
Another pogrom against Havertz
Arsenal are so fucking boring
>>145579067Interesting
>>145579041>googles her nameOh that’s actually pretty sad :(
BLOOD
>>145579100based speed
>>145579110HOPE THAT'S NOT KAI'S BLOOD
Arteta forcing players to play when they’re literally dying again
Murderball incoming
The fuck was he trying to do then lmao?
>>145579067sovl>>145579092leao tyre is pretty good on the left side
LMAOOOOOO GET FUCKED HAVERTZ
LET 'IM BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
in football the most important goal is the third one
>>145579106Why didnt you prevent it anon
>arsenal already time wasting with "botched" throw ins for a 0-0so this is the power of title contenders
I want to force Haavertz to eat my period
please permabrain damage, PLEASE permabrain damage
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
This is getting electric
>>145579067>AnglicanUnbelievably based.
>>145579160he literally can't get dumber, there is nothing behind those soulless chimp eyes
webm pliz
>TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRLMFAO
>Silence all game>Arsenal fans suddenly singing about the ref at max volume
Arsenal wasting time
>>145579146BLOOD....DARKNESS.....COME UNTO MEEEEE
>>145579146>>145579160another bloody performance by kai havertz
MURDERBALL LET'S GO
How is that not a booking on Jackson?
someone make a new threadHEEM BLEEDY>>145579181>nobody is below 100
CHESHIT
>>145579160psycho
>champions of europe, you'll never sing thatmakes me laugh every timehow embarrassing for arsenal
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>145579120K I N O
OFFSIDES SURELY
Stamford bridge has fallen
everyt time i bet BTTS it´s a slurper sorry guys
HOWEVAR..
AHHH you fuckin bastard
chugbros...
Embarrassing offside trap and defending
>>145579219TBF the sample is exclusively white people.
what a joke
APOLOGIZE!!!!!!
>That voice crackLmao
CHELSHIT
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>Colwill a yard out of step with everyone for no reasonhow has this shitter been so hyped
>That goalkeeping
>>145579244can you bet BTTS for every man city game from now on
The goalie, what a daft cunt
ITS MUDRYNKZ TIME MARESCA UNLEASH HIM THIS INSTANT
Chelsea are honestly awful. Genuinely fucking terrible. How are they losing to an arsenal team who just lost to Newcastle
Arsenal really need OdegaardAlso someone get Gary Neville a glass of water
>>145577852>>145577852>>145577852
>>145579271No haterNice goalLavia missed the ball and Arsnal was smat enough to cash it
>>145579272he was a brighton babby
>>145579306Chelsea also lost against Newcastle
WE BREAST WHAT WE BOOBWE BREAST WHAT WE BOO-OOOBLARGE BIG FAT BOOBIESWE BREAST WHAT WE BOOB
>>145579274Never relax around goalkeeping blacks
>>145579289He did an Onana.
>>145579285lol i actually bet on that for their game with sporting, that 4-0 was sweeter than money tho
let the time wasting begin
chelsea have been so badi guess they were frauds all along
>>145579328YOUR MUMYOUR MUUUUUMYOUR MUMI HAD SEX WITH YOUR MUM
>>145579346:)
DARK ARTSARKARTS
NOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING WE WON 8-0 WE WERE BETTER THAN ARSENAL AND GOOD FOR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
>>145579342Chelshit deserve it for thinking they're on arsenals level
NEW THREAD NIGGAS
chelsea have like 20 goaliessurely they have one better than sanchez somewhere
>>145579363I think 2 champions leagues would say they’re above that level
>>145579354YOU FAT BASTARDYOU FAT BASTARDYOU FAT BASTARD
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT ARSENALGIVE ME FC NOAH
>colwill
>>145579380Why are they losing to a depleted arsenal then
>>145579380They were stripped of their CLs after the Ukrainian war started
>>145579396DEPLETED LMAO who’s missing bro???
Lads, the post count...
>>145579388He didnt play against noah retard
>>145579410sterling
>>145579380all trophies bought under the war criminal abramovich dont count
colwill needs to come off
>Enzo in3-0 incoming
ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM ACTIVATE THEM
>>145579426I think you’ll find they do
>>145579410This is odegaards first match in 2 months and rice is playing with a broken toe. Arsenal have no midfield at all. Yet Chelsea still can't take advantage.
ok chelsea time to start attacking now...
Imagine Mudryk being all that stands between Putin and Ukraine
my boy mudrynho is in
seriously? you're gonna let it go this long you fucking lazy piece of shit? make a new fucking thread already you useless sack of fucking dirt.
>>145579428>0-1>3-0 incomingMurica.
mudrynkz hattrick calling itn ow
UNLEASHED
I actually feel sorry for mudryk. He's a brainless retard that got caught up in the silly games of forces beyond his comprehension.
>penzo>>145579455sorry juan lad ive already made 5 threads
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NEEEETO
Not like this...
>>145579473APOLOGISE
neato
>>145575885>>145575885>>145575885NEW
PEDRO NETOOOOOOOO
>Arsecunts
>1.83 Gaya cant dive.What a surprise
Raya is fucking playing like trash this year. Embarrassing.Best keeper in the Prem my ass. There's a reason he didn't start in any serious match during Euros.
toda de enzo
KWAB
>>145579514Im sorry for already making 5 threads
>>145579519Fuck off
Declan Rice for $100m is aging like milk
>>145579530>Simpson-busey
Neto is so good
>>145579519kys
We might as well just use the Arsenal thread desu, head there
>>145579541He has bailed out arsenal like 6 times this season
1st for Merino>WOOL
>>145579590>>145579559#gottem
>>145579592i am NOT using the arsenal incel nigger general to talk about chelsea
>NEW>>145579602
>>145579602>>145579602>>145579602>>145579602>>145579602
>>145579583You now remember budget supermarket >NETTO
>useless
>>145579636the most depressing store I've ever been inside
>>145576059Pedro Neto is so fucking hot I want him to nail my ass
>>145577161Wanker
