Say something nice about my Mariners.last >>145571973
Is this /nu/ though?
MEMEners
FAGGOTners
I think the Mariners STINK!
I'm glad the Mariners exist in a city no one care about
lets take it easy on dem cubiners
scuba kek
>>145605335
>>145605335Scuba
*tink tink tink* ahem... your nl mvp, shohei ohtani
Doyers
*tink tink tink* I am gay
your NL MVP finalists
>dave roberts not a finalist
>>145605384yeah that shouldn't surprise you dezuthe award is just "which team exceeded preseason expectations"
>>145605346kek scuba
>>145605158>Say something nice about my MarinersWorld Series Champion Teoscar was a mariner once
>>145605425is he doing an ohtani impression? ME SO SOLLY ME RITTLE CHINEE DICK
>>145605407>the award is just "which team exceeded preseason expectations"And yet Pat Murphy is on there.
>>145605384>all chokers
>>145605444the voting takes place at the end of the regular seasonjust stick to vtubers you fat retarded third world fuck
doyers on top
>>145605507https://www.mlb.com/news/power-rankings-2025-mlb-season
hey I'm a fat smelly third world poorfag, why didn't ohtani win world series MVP? he's basically anime personified
>>145605507will they ever learn to not underestimate the mets?mets are #2 at the lowest after this offseason
>>145605533keeping the bench warm isn't actually that valuable
>>145605538you're not even going to finish 2nd in your own division
>>145605469>Calls someone a third world fuck>Types it all out in literal broken English.Fitty
Yankees
>>145605582Phillies are mentally broken enough to finish 3rd or even 4th place this year. Braves will win the division obviously so long as they don't lose the majority of their roster to injury before the ASB yet again.
>>145605596>it was 5-0
>>145605507>Phillies ranked second when they're about to go on a fire sale.
>>145605629Haha yeah it was….
>>145605507>>145605661> They’ve got a veteran roster and every desire to win right now. They may bring in even more veterans to make another run at the title.So basically they do what the Mets did any sign a bunch of dinosaurs well past their prime after failing to secure any of the top ten players this FA. Followed by failing to acquire the likes of Crochet due to the Sox demanding Mike Trout ransom prospects, and finally pivoting all the money to 36 plus year old dinosaurs past their prime with the final result being a wild card elimination? Got it.
>>145605507No Jays? Shit list
doyers
>>145605507The actual list1.Dodgers2.Padres3.Yankees4.Braves5.O's6.Phillies7.Mets8.Brewers9.Guardians10.Astros
>>145605158welp, they had the best pitcher in baseball for awhile. had a leadoff batter who banged out 200 hits every year for a decade. had Griffey Jr. Edgar Martinez. Had the best shortstop in history for awhile.If there was an All-Star team of players who had to leave town to win something, Seattle would be the place to start.
go cubs go dodgers go trump go hitler
>>145605538If they can get most of the FA this class then yes.
grimace status?
>>145605842gfy
>>145605896blood done melted
>>145605896
>>145605896Pegged by Gawr Gura
Grimace gonna fuck yer azz next year, just w8
>>145606096
https://x.com/LanceBroz/status/1856024891356786995
Da otha day, I hadda go into da city to renew my bus pass since it’s a lot convenient than a drivers license I mean madon I’m forty tree an I aint never even drove a car befowa now where wuz I oh yeah I went into da City to get a slice a pizza since it’s not even technically food unless it’s greasy slop from an ethnic man of indeterminate origin that I pretend is it’lee god I love this fuckin city except for all the fuckin cugins you know I mean fuhgeddabout it
>>145606181>Not listedNot even the extra money gain from the 3 bankers added to ownership is enough
>>145606117
>>145606117>>145606270keep it baseball related
I'm a girl
>>145606392no i am
I’m from LA and I’m gay and have sex with men.
>>145605384pat murphy is a retard whose team plays in a garbage division
I love this mustache’d nigga but I know the script by now. If he gets any better they’ll deal him to LA, NY, or Atlanta. Nobody ever stays in Pitts
>>145606749He gets mogged by Cease
>>145606749That's if his elbow doesn't explode midseason
>>145606749definitely gonna see him on the metshe has that hawk tuah vibe
My Doyers
>>145607128Is that Gawr Gura?
>>145607085he's from fullerton. he'll sign with the dodgers.
>>145606181CUBBES = SOVL KINO = COMFIRMED
>>145607128nice style whos the artist?
>>145607568last name Nuts, first name Deez
>>145607568@ka_kokono
>>145597256matt shaw
>>145607179
>>145607505>goes to the worst team he can for some shonen "I gotta train with my sensei no matter where he is" anime ahh reason
>>145606181can someone with a twitter account ask him the difference between heart and soul with regard to his post? thanx
>>145607724i'm on it, chief!
>>145607752thanx brotha
wtf is happening why is baseball like soccer now where the richest teams buy every player and make the world series almost every year
>>145607843baseball was always like that
>>145607864it wasnt tho. you could spend big but it didnt guarantee division titles and deep playoff runs. now it does
>>145607876>it wasnt thogo look up world series winners from about 1920 to about 1980
>>145607864>>145607876last 10 years2015 - Royals - 13th in payroll2016 - Cubs - 5th in payroll2017 - Astros - 17th in payroll2018 - Red Sox - 1st in payroll2019 - Nationals - 7th in payroll2021 - Braves - 10th in payroll2022 - Astros - 8th in payroll2023 - Rangers - 4th in payroll2024 - Dodgers - 5th in payroll
them checkbook dodgers really rustle my jimmies
finna boutta kill myself ong
>>145607943gwan
sic em bahammie
>>145607650he homered again
>>145607843>wtf is happening why is baseball like soccerNot a single team has repeated as champions this century
Doggie doos run it back and start the age of Japan
>>145608074cripes this gif is crazy
Luv me doyers simple as
>>145605507The important thing is whether Ohtani can win the award with a unanimous vote.
is anyone else watching the premier12 game? venezuela just bunted the shit out of US
>>145605158You'll win it one day buddy
>>145608236I couldn't find a stream -_-
>>145608249strikeout im but it's kind of shit
>>145608263oh nice thanks I thought strikeout was donezo but I was using .nu
>>145608236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSe0RjzKIq0I'm watching Panama vs Mexico on Youtube
>>145608229not happening, some new york faggot will vote for gaydor
>>145608236Very communist style of play muh utilitarian bunting ass pussy shit. Swing for the fences like a man, sissy boy.
>>145608318good one dude
>The Mets hired former Yankees assistant pitching coach Desi Druschel according to Andy Martino of SNY. He will act in the same role for the Mets, working under current pitching coach Jeremy Hefner.we're getting all your guys
>another injury for Panama
>>145606749Pittsburgh will retain their players this cycle. I can’t say in another 10 years but people are calling for Nutting to sell. They’ll throw the fans a bone & develop their talents
faggot mike
https://www.wbsc.org/en/events/2024-premier12/schedule-and-results
I don't think it would happen, but the Angels signing old fuck past his prime Verlander would be funny as shit,
swing the bat you dumb fucka!
sigh....gg
Panama takes the lead!>you now remember Rubén Tejada
>>145608775I never forgot him
>>145608775This that guy who had his career ruined by Chase Utley?
gg Mexico, tomorrow could be a HUGE day in Panamanian baseball if we beat the US.>>145608835He's been representing the national team at every opportunity ever since his MLB career ended. >>145608855>career ruined by Chase UtleyYeah that's him
>>145608873Very based. Where are you watching this tournament? I watched some of the India vs Pakistan game but it was so bad lmao.
>>145608896some dude on youtube was streaming it >>145608306
>>145605722he’s go so many folds in that face. it’s fascinating to look at
I know Strike Zone is the objective best camera angle in the show, but man I don't like how zoomed in it is. Like call me weird but I actually like seeing the batter I'm playing as.
>>145609024Why is The Show the only baseball game now? The cards and the RNG and shit makes me never want to play it. Is it still redeemable?
>>145608317Yeah NYC has a lot of mystery meat third world retards living there, I bet Lindor gets a vote
>mogs your shortstop
>>145605158Pretty cool that they've never lost in the World Series before
>>145608229no one who respects the sanctity of national league baseball would give mvp to a dh
>>145605158Mariners have a great stadium. Top 5 in the majors
>>145609163I like the way you think. >>145609191Agreed. I'm already very excited to be back watching baseball
They mad tho
>>145609191yes but does it attract thick PNW asians?
>>145608458Hefner is gonna get poached soon. I think the Angels or someone desperate tries to get him.
>>145609058The Show is actually pretty good as far as sports games are concerned. The card stuff you're talking about is only in diamond dynasty which is just one mode in the game. And I actually like diamond dynasty even though I don't play multiplayer, there's a lot of ways to unlock cards for free through programs. Like today I did the Tony Gwynn one to unlock him.But you can just completely never touch that mode if you don't want to and spend hundreds of hours in RTTS where you create a player and play through their career. There's also franchise mode where you can control a team and try to win them a world series, the trading is flawed but its fun.And if the show doesn't interest you there are alternatives like Super Mega Baseball.Or Out of the Park baseball if you want to be a complete fucking autist and look at stat sheets for hundreds of hours. Niche appeal but if you want that front office simulating experience then it's the best for that.Then there's the Japanese series Power Pros which is very good. And professional baseball spirits which I've never played it have heard good things about. The problem with those games is that for the most part they aren't available in English.
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Juan Soto2. Corbin Burnes3. Alex Bregman4. Blake Snell5. Willy Adames6. Max Fried7. Pete Alonso8. Jack Flaherty9. Anthony Santander10. Sean Manaea11. Teoscar Hernandez12. Yusei Kikuchi13. Christian Walker14. Tanner Scott15. Luis Severino16. Jurickson Profar17. Nathan Eovaldi18. Jeff Hoffman19. Tyler O'Neill20. Gleyber Torres21. Clay Holmes22. Carlos Estevez23. Matthew Boyd24. Joc Pederson25. Andrew Heaney26. Hyeseong Kim27. Frankie Montas28. Nick Pivetta29. Nick Martinez30. Danny Jansen31. Jose Quintana32. Michael Conforto33. Max Scherzer34. A.J. Minter35. Paul Goldschmidt36. Kyle Higashioka37. Walker Buehler38. Kirby Yates39. Michael Soroka40. Andrew Kittredge41. Kyle Gibson42. Tommy Kahnle43. Ha-Seong Kim44. Shane Bieber45. Justin Verlander46. Tomoyuki Sugano47. David Robertson48. Shinnosuke Ogasawara49. Harrison Bader50. Spencer TurnbullNote: This was made before Roki Sasaki got posted.
Dodgers are getting a new clubhouse next seasonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stLrvo0rQqM
>>145609442this is how desperate we are for any baybaw news eke
>>145609512>Wyatt Langford has a better WAR than the 3 AL ROTY finalists>Langford hit for the cycle and had a walk-off grand slam>Langford isn't nominated because of East Coast Bias
>>145609522Wyatt.. Wyatt… Why-att’s some guy no one’s ever heard of!
>>145609573You never heard of Wyatt Langford? Do you follow the Texas Rangers?
>>145609580They put a team in Texas?
>>145609590Two actually. I see you're just a memer who personifies the East Coast Bias.
>>145609592what else do you see?
>>145607943Don’t do it the rays are still good
>two teams in Texas What will the think up next? A team in Wisconsin?
>>145609628Yep. And you're not gonna believe this, I recently learned that New York has TWO teams. They call the other one "the Mets"
>>145609686The Mets? I've never heard of them
Why does Penis vania have two teams
why is Jackson Merrill a Dolphins fan despite being from Baltimore?
>>145609902Why does Florida?
>91 days until pitchers & catchers report
I want to eat tacos at least once before I die. I want to go to Taco Bell in Tokyo.
>>145610271I had Taco Bell for lunch (I work at night and the cafeteria is gross, and that’s the only thing open late) and now I have heartburn :(
>>145610319Wow, I'm jealous, it looks delicious, I haven't tried it yet though.Are there Taco Bells in roughly every state in the US?
>>145607128>>145607568https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124208791
>>145610339I just looked it up, we have over 8,000 taco bells in this country
>>145610458It's amazing how they're available all over America.I live in Gifu prefecture, a rural area in the center of Japan.They're delicious, but I'm tired of McDonald's, KFC, and Domino's Pizza.I wish Taco Bell would come to Gifu prefecture.
>>145605158They're in the same division as the A's, so they'll never finish last.
>>145610560Japan fren you never answered my question about Japanese post black metal :(
>>145610615Brother, sorry for the late reply.I'm sorry again, I had never heard of "Envy, Asunojokei, Heaven In Her Arms". I'll listen to them next time.The songs I liked were old American and European hard rock and heavy metal.For example, Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, Guns N' Roses, Judas Priest, Van Halen, Deep Purple, Halloween, and many more.
>>145610703Prob the most hipster thing I do is collect foreign blackgaze and post black metal records. Japan has so many good bands.
>>145610782That's very cool, brother.By the way, the song I just mentioned is one I liked when I was a student.Now that I'm in my 30s, here are some of my favorite songs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY__VTIUsiU&list=PLyENWvJB_ugw29o44slvi_iezPsM59GX1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4xLi8IF1FMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KushW6zvazMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHBFKhLUVighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1xCOsgWG0Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-l2h6GB8Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFMmSOWPj_kI'm not kidding, what do you think?
For me, it’s Endzweck.https://youtu.be/_u2EYur7z20?si=30xww68fhFEsYJdS
>>145610832I like Deco*27 for nostalgic reasons. I was very into him in the early vocaloid age (I was a big vocaloid fan back then), but I don't think he makes very good music. Then or now.
You know which old school Vocaloid producer I really like? KZ/Livetune. Especially his early stuff. It still hits really hard for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0dqDK9yEM
>>145610832all garbagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arhYgNf1pxohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFn7hBhdloMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9yD78fl-Rohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67RYFTImTQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e5tIUA8F4s
>>145611027You have a lot of knowledge. I only know the really major songs, so this is very helpful.
>weeb hours
>>145611056All the songs in K-pop sound the same.All the singers have had the same plastic surgery, so they all look like the same person.Amazing
>the differences between the skeletons of Korean and Japanese idols>1. The difference is huge>2. The average height for Korean women is 161 cm and for Japanese women 3-4 cm shorter. I’m 150 cm. I’ve been to Japan quite a few times, but I don’t look small there>3. I was surprised to see this picture>4. The Japanese skeleton is so small>5. The Japanese seem to have small skeletons. I’m 170 cm but when I traveled to Japan I couldn’t see any girl bigger than me on the subway>6. Just look at IZ*ONEㅋㅋ>7. But the SNSD members’ proportions are amazing ㅠㅠㅠㅠ>8. SNSD is cool and Japanese girls are underwhelmingㅋㅋ>9. If you are 170 cm and standing next to Japanese girls, you look like a giant….>10. That’s why I look so big when I study abroad in Japan
>>145611150>bro the women in this other country on average 3 cm taller than the women in your country get rekt xdThis is the worst burn in world history
>>145611150Extremely autistic way of saying “Japanese people are generally shorter than Korean people.”
>>145611196Please understand (south) Korea went straight from being Japanese slaves to American slaves and as a result have an inferiority complex
>>145605158they're really good at making money.
>>145611219Not so good at spending it, however.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LebrzDtQn_s
Let's talk about baseball.Do you have anything?I have nothing.
>>145611282Do you know Paul Skenes?
>>145611282trevor bauer
The Neo-Tokyo Dodgers Corporation of Los Angeles, a subsidiary of Toyota
>>145611360Of course I know him. He was a great pitcher who could throw fastballs over 100 mph and was aiming to be a two-way player.
>>145611380The traitor who escaped from Yokohama
the dodgers should play a 2 game series at DeNA before the season starts. it seems like a fun pseudo world championship plus i wouldn't have to see designated hitters
They need to make a new variation of Dodger Dog as opposed to the Doyer Dog, but for the new Japanese fans. Perhaps like a Korean style corn dog or something of that nature. Doja Doggu.
>ask about Japanese metal bands>an onslaught of weirdo j/kpop ensuesI like baseball, here is good music https://youtu.be/x1fOKRTvRxA?si=GUIournp1hfjWqz9https://youtu.be/Gx4jOjvfi7g?si=gCbztr40ggWYlroKhttps://youtu.be/JK_hBk2f01k?si=xiiW2__dcgBcrwgd
>>145611469I love him dearly. If you ever find that there's nothing to talk about, maybe engage in some Skenes discussion
>>145611501No, we should have Yokohama accept the DH role and let Ohtani hit a home run.
>>145611560Yes, that's good too.
>>145609522the BBWWA is retarded but the AL crop was awful. Doesnt matter but two yankees for both ALMVP and ALROTY screams bias from their end.
East coast fucks ya.
>>145609522In order to sell Langford you have to specifically prefer baseball-reference's defense. It's the Lindor problem in reverse (where Lindor was only liked by Fangraphs). Defensive metrics are fucking retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plp7TtNwIOA
>>145611690his numbers were pretty close to cowser. hit fewer home runs, but struck out a lot less.
>>145611501That would get a lot of attention.Dodgers vs BaystarsMLB vs NPBchampion vs champion
>>145612041>NPB championDoes he know?
>>145612067What are you implying?
>>145611934If the blonde laid off the fake tan she’d be a prime slampig
>>145611544Not really into post-hardcore/metal. Maybe check our Coaltar of the Deepers if you haven't already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja51wkRM5Q8
>>145610832>it's all vocaloid shitJapan needs to be nuked again
>>145612299There are a lot of good vocaloid songs. It's just an instrument.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYwcA2bT-M0
>>145605158>heh nothing personal mariners
Anybody remember the website that lets you plug in paywalled articles and it lets you read them.
¡Ay caramba!
>>145612423https://paywallreader.com/https://12ft.io/https://www.removepaywall.com/
>>145612433Would the Dodgers have beat the Mets if they had Soto on their team?
>>145612440The Mets played the Dodgers the most competitively of any team in the playoffs. With Soto instead of Winker giving lineup protection to Lindor and Pete they might have had a chance but the Dodgers were still way better and still win that series probably 70% of the time.
>>145612438Thanks fren.
>>145612440The Mets left 13 men on base in game 6. Soto would have driven in all 13 baserunners. You literally cannot refute this.
mets are gay as fuck
>>145612470>most competitively>lost 4 blowoutsRetard
>>145612482yw anon
>>145612519and they won two blowouts, so that's net two blowouts lost. not good, but still better than anyone else they played.
>It is currently November 12th and you are seething about the Mets Oh no lmao, oh kek lol.
>>145608236Premier 12USA vs Venezuela Highlightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sohINjHgRMY
Faggets kek! FAGGETS KEK!
Tomorrow night, Japan will play their opening match against Australia, which is very exciting.
>>145612551>It is currently November 12th and you are talking about some shit team that didn’t win the world seriesFTFY
>>145612610Team Japan getting ready for Premier 12 at their camp in Miyazakihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgUdChhXKi0
>>145612625feeling nervous about what's to come?
>>145612625You are mad though and I’m not :) Your team didn’t win the World Series either, at least I hope so for your sake :)
>>145612610When I go to 5ch and speak in my shitty japanese you guys make fun of me. I thought you people were supposed to be polite?
>>145612662She got no lines in the supernova love mv as punishment for wearing a shit teams hat
>>145612657Nogizaka46 will be appearing on Amazon.Nogizaka46 is so cute.I watch it on free TV so Nogizaka46 won't be appearing.
T H E M E T S B A B YHEMETS
>>145612532I'm a mets fan myself but I'd give that to the padres tbdesu. games 1-4 both teams got a blowout and close win, decider was also technically close (though a 2-hit shutout is a little more dominant than your typical 2-run win)we got a pretty decisive routing in comparison
>>145612713That's not true, it's all in your head. Please come visit 5ch again.
what kind of secret weapon they're building?>>145611501>>145612041hey you stole my idea
>>145612786What part isn't true? The part where they make fun of my bad Japanese? Or the part about you people being polite? I like 5ch, you guys often have good discussion on baseball, you just have to ignore all of the gore spam and Ohtani dick riding.
>>145605158they're gonna win the 2025 World Series
>>145612787They're installing dyson ultrasonic targeting jetstream producing fans which will allow them to either suppress opponents hits to warning track outs, or propel home team hits into home runs.
>>145607843This nigga is suffering from recency bias
>>145612797Please actually write in Japanese here.I will judge your Japanese.
>>145612824I'm not even n5, I will continue to practice so I don't embarrass myself.
>>145612843Don't be shy, muster up your courage and write in Japanese here.
phillies should not self-own themselves
I’m going to say it. This guy isn’t Japanese.
>>145612895Why do you say that?Is there clear evidence that I'm not Japanese?
>>145612895they prefer to be called oriental
>>145612899just move them to nashville and be done with it>the nashville hot chickens
>>145612899seems like a massive waste of money if they are just going to demolish it in 3 years.
>>145612899There’s no point in repairing it nowSucks for people that actually went to the trop but that’s a waste of money
>>145612925??????????????????訳の分からないことほざいてるんじゃねえよ明日日本語で何か書き込めよ絶対に逃げるなよ
>>145612934But then I would have to root for a shitty expansion team instead of my cardies
>>145612899if they didn't have to use union labor they could do it for $5 million and get it done in 6 weeks. a crew of 100 illegal mexicans can staple a new tarp on easily
>>145612978>>145612938Are they planning to demo it? I thought they wanted to keep it for other uses for concerts and stuff. Granted i might've been thinking of older plans for the place.
>>145613219yes they are supposed to demolish it
>>145612899why even waste the money when they're goign to get a new one
Soto is in his dine and dash arc
>>145612610More exciting is that Panama is leading the American group in our first ever appearance in this tournament
>>145613545Can’t wait to hear Michael Kay shitting his pants and throwing up over this.
>>145613661i like when he flies off the handle when people state the obvious and say he is a yankees shill
We need nu tho
Mariners!
>>145612440Soto doesn't make their pitchers throw strikes
>>145607943It sucks bro, I get it. The Rays deserve much better than this
>Catcher Travis d’Arnaud and the Los Angeles Angels are in agreement on a two-year, $12 million contract, sources tell ESPN.Peff Jasan
>>145614149Stoveminders we are BACK
>>145614149Finally some stove flickers
>>145614111dumbest gayest fan base with one of the jewiest owners out there. pure scum.
Blah I wanted Travis for the Cubkekees mayhaps Jansen now
>>145614149another player with no sporting ambition. the only kind anaheim gets.
the Phillies!
>>145614172/mlb/ is flaming!
>>145614271Why am i seeing rumors of them shopping Bohm??? He's cheap as fuck for what he does next year.
Rod Carew was the first 2 way athlete
>>145614378Called Middleton wants to get Alex Bregman. Also Bohm is a mental midget who goes on really bad cold streak like Mew2king at smash
lindor is in LA to help negotiate the deal with soto
>>145614401That and I think he's a FA after this upcoming season along with Suarez.
>>145614392Which other players go both ways?
Which man's ass comes to mind?
>>145614149Wow I actually really like this move. A solid veteran backup catcher who can teach O'Hoppe a lot and get him some more days off.RIP Thaiss, he's getting traded 100%
>>145612899>mlb team playing in spring training park>mlb team playing at minor league field >both will still be mostly empty grim
https://x.com/matt_cozzi/status/1856351264050688133fucking n##### k### piece of trash
Will Fisher do anything and make a good team just like he promised Vegas?
>>145614663We don’t sign our posts here
>>145614663Thanks, Reddit.
>>145614663We love our new friend Reddit! Three cheers for our new friend Reddit!
>>145614688CAN YOU PLEASE NOT CALL ME REDDIT??this general is my only avenue of social output and it hurts my feelings when I don't fit in here! PLEASE DONT CALL ME REDDIT
>>145614663You described the cubs perfectly
>>145614581gotta be anthony recker
>>145614401i think bohm's best offensive seasons are to come. 2 seasons in a row he's been dialed into his game power; 20 homers in 2023, 44 doubles in 2024. bregman took a step back in his walk rate. might be nothing, might be something.
>>145614703My bad
>>145614703Go back to ifunny where at least you’re respected
Let's all relax and fuck this guy
>>145614756>fucking guysThis sounds like a cubs fan
>>145614716
we ain't even gay
Gay-em
>>145612821Holy shit. That's exactly what I thought
>>145614725it's ok I wasn't being serious, I have a rich social life. I was parodying the people that live on the computer kek
>>145614401Who is the Mang0 of smash
>>145614933Fuck I mean baseball
>>145614933>>145614945go back
>>145614881Copy that
All I wanted was just one fuckOne tiny, little, innocent fuckAnd when I feel like I'm shit out of luckI find myself stupified, coming back again
>My Cincinnati Reds will not have a Hololive Night next season.
>>145615125
>>145615220lucky
Tampa Bay should play next season in Oakland and become the Oakland Rays
>>145615150what's he saying?
>>145615125That's no fun
please keep lux i really like gavin lux
>>145615536>>145615543Reddit
My doy toy flushes itself
>>145615564cringe and not funny at all. stop forcing your unfunny memes
>>145615591It's a pretty hot nut I'll be busting for a while to cum
>Be Rangers fan>Go to a winter tour stop where Josh Sborz and Josh Smith were signing autographs for fans>WS trophy was also on display>I'm happy that Sborz got the final out of the WS and also knew Smith needed to improve his hitting>Tell Sborz that he needs to keep up the strike outs and Smith needs to keep down the strike outs>Almost a year later, Smith has a rebound year and just won the Silver Slugger for AL Utility Player
I gotta soak my doy toy in vinegar or else he starts STANKIN like all the men's pee
>>145615617Old wife's tip
Doy toys left naked, slathered, ashamed, begging for more
>>1456155639gag
>>145615662Image reposted from Reddit
everyone saw this comingnow get that mvp, king
>>145615669touch grass
>>145615662
>>145615685Big surprise that it was Josh Smith who would be the Ranger to win a Silver Slugger.
>>145615662BETT
>>145615220Come on, you got to push it to the Reds FO. You have Bae, Marine, and ERB to be the Reds Hololive representatives.
Angels unironically cooking
>team silver slugger awards
I can’t wait for this years crop of hot young Dominican talent. Flashy studs with huge bats that pound all the gaps with authority and spray ropes all over the field. Future hall of famers like:>Fredrigo Oscardavez>Cheecho Fernagalarraga>Pep “Frito” Chupapiño>Tehumberto Alazcardavez>Chuchacho Martiñuelta
>>145615679
>>145615662Look at all those sluggers
Is the game actually fun to play? Hitting and catching balls seems cool but is it worth the wait during the rest of game?
>ohtanilol what did he do again in the playoffs?
>>145615975Hey Gura-chan, sing this one more timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaYRwCd4eA4
>>145616047Ohtani was only thinking about the Los Angeles Olympics.https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1gpxh5q/shohei_ohtani_will_meet_directly_with_tony_clark/?sort=new
>>145616047He hit .364/.548/.636 in the NLCS
>>145616047won a championship
>>145615870hope my doyers are in on these guys
>>145615870i like this meme
>>145616138you can argue he set the tone for the entire run of the postseason in game 1 of the division series with the 3-run bomb that were their first runs and tied up the game.
How and why did Recker mindfuck straight guys?
>>145616047got caught stealing every time and threw his shoulder out
>>145616047>>145616125He did pretty good for the run before the WS which he spent half 3/5 games injured so you can cut him some slack desu
>travis darn-it
>>145605158>1977
Damn, Mets embarrassed many teams this season
we need more birds in the dugout
Do players only become chuds after they sign with the Phillies, or do the Phillies only seek out chuds to begin with?
>>145616514My name is Chud, it's always been. I have my pride, I drink my wine. I'll kiss em upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat.
>>145616261Why don't they hire a starting pitcher?
>>145616419No.
>>145616617do you put your shoes on first or your jacket?
>>145616813That doesn't matter.Aren't there plenty of other cheaper catchers out there?Clearly the priorities are wrong.I'm really glad that Ohtani was able to escape the prison called the Angels last year.
>>145605158>Say something nice about my Mariners.I can't.
>>145605158>Say something nice about my Mariners.I used Andres Munoz as my closer in the Show for a while.
Fuck my ass at the ballgame ~Gape my ass in the crowd~
>>145616813i sleep in my jacket because i cant afford to heat my apartment
> your team> what you want from the offseason> what you actually expect from the offseason
>>145616951do you put your shoes on first or your jacket?
>>145605158>Say something nice about my Mariners.Ive always loved the aesthetic, designs, and color shemes of the Mariners. Definitely one of my favs in the league.
>>145617008>Cardinals>Someone fucks my ass>I get AIDS
>>145616261Unironically a great move. Finally an actual backup catcher so O'Hoppe doesn't have to play every fucking day.
>>145606749Tommy John within 18 months
>>145617019Consider getting some taste.
>>145617028that can be arranged
>>145605158No. They're an embarrassment of a baseball team.
>>145616016The wait is where kino happens. Pitcher/hitter showdowns are the best part of the game
>>145617042How am I wrong for my preference?
>>145617105Learn to read while you're getting some taste.
If I could remove one team from MLB it would be the Mariners
>>145617008MetsSotoSoto
>score updates on my phone>us (6) -Panama (1)>us (7) -Panama (1)>CORRECTION us (4) -Panama (1)>us (7) -Panama (1)Wtf
>>145617008CubsMax Fried Max Fried at home (Sean Manaea)
>>145605158>Say something nice about my Mariners.They have a finger-pointing cunt. Yay!
>>145617008AngelsCorbin Burnes and another solid starterSome random shitters nobody else wanted
>>145613768>Mariners!Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.
I switched to the Dodgers this year, so why am I still obsessed with the Angels? Is it like obsessing over an ex-girlfriend?
Janitor applications are now being accepted. Apply here.
>>145617337It's a very likeable team.
>>145617337>switching teamsas expected of a soulless jap with not a loyal bone in your body
>>145617337maybe just be an angels fan?
>>145609203idc im not into asian chicks at all. they do nothing for me. uw has many asian girls though
>>145617008MetsRoki Sasaki or Soto would get me most excited.At least one of the top pitchers. Snell, Burnes, or Crochet. If not them, Sean Manaea. Soto is obviously a real possibly for the Mets.
>>145617410no way in hell snell signs with the mets but I would greatly enjoy that
>>145617008DoyersTeoscar and Beuhler resignedSoto and Sasaki instead
>>145617554They're leaving the team?
>>145617496Why not?
>>145617008Da CubsSoto and a meme jap pitcher A washed up injury prone reliever or two
>>145617008Doggie DooTeo, Fried, Sasaki, TrienenSasaki Teo Treinen resign>but sotoliterally women gossip tier levels of copium, he's staying a yankee
>>145617008>doyers>re-sign Buehler, Teo, Treinen. trade for Crochet. sign Adames, Sasaki. shore up bp.>wss
>>145617598On second thought I guess it is not totally impossible. I was gonna say he’d wanna stay in the West coast but he did sign with Tampa at one point.
Jung Hoo Lee
Dung Poo Pee
>>145617008White SoxReinsdorf to dieNothing.
will the >mest fan please stand up
>>145617779Lindor is the MVP
>>145617779As a lifelong Dodgers fan, Lindor is clearly the MVP
>>145617599reddit the fuck on cubbro!!!
>>145617779i didn't know mvp was the war award, if that was the case voting would be unnecessaryand lindor's war is only lower because of an injury anyway
>>145617337>I switched to the dodgers>switched teamsBeing Japanese is slightly more acceptable than Swedefag switching to the Doyers, but still not having true loyalty to a team makes you a soulless traitor to the sport. Perhaps it’s your conscious trying to remind you of that fact.
>>145617779My name is Ippei Mizuhara and I think Lindor should be MVP
We are the championsWe are the championsNo time for losers'Cause we are the championsOf the world
>>145617779I’ve been a die hard Nippon Ham Fighters fan my entire life and lindor is def the mvp. Ohtani was just a DH this year.
I don't care about the Phillies. You guys are genuinely ugly on the inside and especially the outside. They just have some weird obsession where they constantly talk about me for some reason because they gat gaped in the NLDS. Enjoy your offseason :)
>>145617008>Stros>resign Bregman, pick up an above average 1B, try to resign Kooch, Chas to get his swing back>none of the above, Crane will get gun-shy and probably pick up an middling replacement for Breggy, keep Singleton at 1B and wait for Abreu and Montero’s contracts to expire before making a push in 2026
>>145617811Ippei, please don't say anything unnecessary.Even if you have something to say, take it to your grave.And don't ever give an interview to Netflix.
>>145617866December 20th is his sentencing date
>defers 98% of salary>98%Holy fucking shit dude
>>145617779Dave Roberts here, I don’t think a full time DH has ever won an MVP. For that reason the award should go to Lindor.
>>145617779
If Skenes wins a Cy Young how crazy is that? How often do rookie pitchers win it?
>>145617876It’s kinda based because there’s many players that would prob never do that. But he’s still making $2M a years plus millions more in endorsements so you’ll excuse me for not giving a fuck.
>>145617847>Nippon Ham FightersThey fight ham?
>>145617875If possible, could you please die before that date?Dead men tell no tales.
>>145617902there's a Dodger fan that's obsessed with going onto twitter and reddit and taking screenshots of other teams fanbases. he tried to play it off as normal but it's very strange. I'll leave it at that
Where is orc poster?
>>145617920Doesn't matter to him from a personally, but from a competitive perspective this makes MLB the most broken professional sport. Most deferments in other sports are often loaded as a small percentage into the last years of a player's contract
>>145617923I am also wondering this, why are they called that?
>>145617951nippon chronic masturbators
>>145617337CHING CHONG DING DONG HERRO SUSHI EGG ROLL ME JAPANESE GIVE ME SPECIAL TREATMENT REPLY TO MY MUNDANE BORING POSTS CHINEE BOY EGG YELLOW PEE PEE POSTS
That's actually a really sad post.
That's actuarry a rerry sad post.
let's all try to post the saddest
Chicago White Sox
>>145618023ok you win
I'm 50 years old without a family and I post on 4chan. I win
>>145617973>>145618003Are you having fun posting?Do you have friends and family around you?If you have any worries, please talk to me.
>>145617973lmao
I want to kiss a girl so bad bros
>>145618131it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, they just ghost you in the end anyway
>>145617973that's racist and not needed
IT’S GONE!!!!!
I want to eat tacos before I die.
>>145618131give it a try
>>145618131Good. More dick for me!
baybaw
>>145618540You been watching any of this premier 12??
>>145618552no, has it been any good?
>>145618573its pretty meh but it scratches the baseball itch. One of muh team's best prospects is playing in it so that keeps me interested.
>>145618430Just fucking make some. Tortillas are not that hard to make. Then buy some skirt steak
>>145618131Sounds kinda hawt.
Dodgers legend Aroldis Chapman
>>145618776>Nathan Evoldi >Jon Gray>Ezequiel Duran>Austin Hedgeslol is this a misprint with the 2023 Texas Rangers team?
>>145618836yes kek
Ngh
Gakt
>>145618896Like what you see?
>>145619023Put it away
Cock em
Peep em!
I need it..
how different would this season have been if Ohtani had actually gotten banned for gambling
>>145619299padres probably get the two seed and play the mets in the nlds and it's phillies vs dodgers/braves on the other side of the bracket
The Premier 12 match between Japan and Australia is finally about to begin.
>>145619366Where to watch it? I actually wanna check on the Korea match happening after this
>>145619374It's a free TV broadcast in Japan.The match against Korea is not available on pay TV though.
>>145619299What hurts me the most is that even without Ohtani, the Dodgers won the division and the World Series, so people are saying that Ohtani isn't needed by the Dodgers.
>>145619392Is it on TBS for JP?
>>145619413No, the match against Australia will be on TV Asahi.
>>145619413The Japan vs. South Korea match on the 15th and Japan vs. Taiwan match on the 16th will be broadcast on TBS.The Japan vs. Cuba match on the 17th and Japan vs. Dominican Republic match on the 18th will be broadcast on TV Asahi.
fuckin gooks
>>145619568Also discriminatory language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNFgwxkQvrU
I'm a girl though
>>145605158mariner hats come with ropes now so you can kill yourself. cool
Australia has changed pitchers too much. 11 is too many.
>>145619366https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4QlVOSLi1E
>>145620086mpv https://mov3.co/tvasahi/
>>145620088nice
>>145620088
>>145620088final score
>>145619374Korean streams are usually available here, but the Korea vs Taiwan game is not loading for me.https://nspotv1.com/sports/player/channel_list.php
Meanwhile in Taipei..>KR 3>TW 6They got bullied real bad at the 2nd inning, wtf happened with Korea here?
I watched a Premier 12 game and MLB is by far more dynamic, exciting and entertaining.
>>145620190Grand salami
https://www.youtube.com/@SabaNoSashimi
gm
>>145620190Post-game Press Conferencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7jWWyz1gOY
>>145620321>Grand salamihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxj2tfiPR7o
>>145620502They also have another homer at 2nd inning for 2 runshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH9G5pBDWJQ
>>145620502>>145620544Who was pitching for Korea in the 2nd inning?
Juan Soto and Aaron Judge have both won Silver Slugger Awards, and the New York Yankees have won the Team Silver Slugger award :)
>>145620558Ko Young-pyo
Is there any American media reporting on Premier 12?
>>145620452Good morning>90 days until pitchers & catchers report
>>145617779>ermmm ohtani had more WAR, chudokay but lindor had more SOVL
>>145605158Ken Griffey Jr. was good
>crawled out of the womb five minutes ago>became the sole bright spot in the Tigers 2024 CS>already the star of the Premier 12 SamuraiI warned you about Morishita, bros
>>145620873Doubt.
Kawi Stardewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8C9WY3FVlQ
>>145619366Australia vs Japan Highlightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN0CTMQlJvE
I want to kill political correctness.
>>145621098Shut up
>>145621098>demands to be called oriental>complains about political correctness
>>145620624>team silver sluggerthe what?
https://ameblo.jp/darvish-yu-blog/entry-12874698621.html
>>145621541>he was sweating and playing with my sons
:(
>>145621773RIP
>>145621773damn, rip
>>145621773
>>145621773RIP to a legend
>>145621773noooooooooooo
>>145621962I am actually sad bocchi about this
I made the nu thread early sorry >>145622009>>145622009
>>145621773F
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