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Banheirão
The Substance is not a good movie.
Men can't understand The Substance
thinking about this
>>145612386They are crying about pre libertadores kekkkkkkkk
thinking about décimo terceiro19 days to go
>>145612755I believe it's called "trideca"
Are all women gold digging whores?
>>145612741>the kidney destroyers and sintetico downbeautiful
>>145612956no
>>145612956yes
>>145612741This year in football: Athletic and Athletic were relegated, Athletic lost the Copa do Brasil final while Athletic won the Libertadores. Down in Série C, Athletic reached the finals and earned a promotion but was eliminated. All this during Athletic's centenary year!
Atletico e cuca entram em acordo!Eles dois concordam que o time do Atletico é horrível e o Paulinho e um pereba
I am collecting images and gifs or uruguay murderballing other conmebol nations. At this moment i am lacking images of paraguay, venezuela and bolivia being killed by uruguayans could you guys help me complete my collection?
>>145613064got you senpai
>>145613033Kek
>>145613086Thanks, appreciate it.
>2,7% inflación en octubreKukabros...
>Estaduais: 12/01 a 26/03 (16 datas)>Série A: 29/03 a 21/12 (38 datas)Instead of ending escala 6x1 we should end the estaduais
Maldonado wins today 3x0Screencap this
>>145613233sem chuteira colorida, sem cabelo colorido... saudades época que tudo era preto e branco
Gabigol would have scored in the WC of 1930
>we're making every service 3x more expensive but muh indicators look nice :)
>>145613678>cada vez tiene menos plata y la pasa como el orto>festeja
the biggest achievement of the elites was coopting middle class to fight in their favour
>best number since november 21Colón bros
World cup qualifying matches return on november 14>Venezuela vs Brazil>Paraguay vs Argentina>Ecuador vs Bolivia>Uruguay vs Colombia>Peru vs Chile
aaand self-deletedLLORALA KUKA
I am more against the general idea of whoring yourself and your entire country to the market than Milei specifically desu
>peronists mentioned1 down, 3 to go
>>145613760cute and all but Milei's absolutely not getting re-electedpeople want cheaper electric bills and no paros >>145613758I hope paraguay rapes us
>>145613750what is Jesus doing there? you jews hate Jesus.
>cute and all but Milei's absolutely not getting re-elected>people want cheaper electric bills and no p-ACK!
>>145612956Depends
jajajajjajajajajajjajajajjajajajajajjaja
>>>/lgbt/
>>145613877Wow some really interesting posts here
>>145613877this is exactly what i needed right now
>>145613877This is for the trikas?
A real woman (under 60kgs) will ease the painEverything will be alright after that
KKKKKKKK he really said thatI thought it was a made up quote
nice from tebas to show solidarity for the team that died in his country
>>145613758Dibu will be back for the Paraguay match
Tebas like the egypt niggas?
>>145614011WOULD
>>145613877Los de Gremio? Buena Turma
Ceará un crime eta noite
vaginas são nojentas
didnt ask
>>145614242vamos every team btw
>>145614011ok this is sexo
Lads lads should i or not?
>>145614349you should, I would
>>145614349there's always a way
whose farts are stinkier? san pablo or palmeiras?
>>145614495hers
>tatuagem
yiyos
>>145614777la septima
>>145614777na putaria
Alaska more lkkeXAVASKAKkkkkk
Alaska more like gorda puta asquerosa
>>145615191come on that's too far
There is a kid with a toronto blue jays t shirt at the soup opera right nowHow come
>>145615201Did you know they won two back to back World Series? Then never again
Maldonado 0x0 racingHalf time
>>145615201tom cavalcanti weared nhl jerseys in sai de baixo
>>145615279Wtf you unlocked memories here
>>145615279>cavalcantilol I remember when bahianon wanted him out
>>145614678this slut is pure sexo
>>145615346she's underage anon
Shartos is back
https://youtu.be/BEodFPpvfb0
Racing is winning
coomers are ruining /copalib/
>>145615537us gooners need to take over
>>145615573even the women are taller than him fucking lmao
>>145615201There was a considerable amount of people (considering baseball is almost non existent here) wearing yankees caps during the world series in my city
>>145615537Nope. Banheirao posters are ruining copalib. Coomers are saving it.
>>145615580yeah I'm starting to believe he's not 1.81
>>145615215>>145615279>>145615593>world series>only US and Canada (US colony) playWe should invite boca and penarol to brasileirão and call it a mundial
>>145615593Oh pleaseEverybody uses that fucking hat not knowing what it means
>>145615622Yeah but it increased. Not even joking
>>145615593I wish I could have seen their faces after it was overI know a humiliation like that can turn someone off the sport but I don't even care
It's over
>>145615631just like stanley cups
>>145615593kkkkkk the NY is basically a generic cap brand
>>145615622>>145615711this
Just surrendered to the Stanley Máfia bought a coffee cup for 90 janjas good deal? the nerds at pelando said it was a good price
>during the world seriesThanks for the education, Lula
>>145615740kek what's next? fucking dogs? working at HR?
>>145615622I used to have a NY black and red cap cause of limp bizkitI was the envy of the dancehall
>>145615647>there's a brasil noroesteGrim
back in the day, you could find NY caps in every camelô, its been a while since i've seen a camelô.back in my school years everyone was vidrado in mitchell and ness caps, if you had one you were basically a king, no one knew what the logos were about.funny times.
p--popotibros...
>>145615279>a whole episode dedicated to exorcize la amenaza plateñaSai de Baixo was too based.
Respeta los rangos, filipe
Erick Pulga
death certificate: copalibcausa mortis: data fifa
Based Leo Condé
Sorry but there shouldn't be singles in BrasileirãoIf Inter is there, so should GrêmioIf Coritiba isn't there, Aflético shouldn't as wellCeará is the match for FortalezaSport can be the rival of Bahia but Vitória is up
We'll have Santos, Santos Dortmund andFlathead Santos going upMeanwhile AC Santos and Santos Macaco are going down
>>145616558Samtos dummomt?
how did your team to today?
>>145616575Why are football people like this?Why not go for single women?Fucking talaricos
>>145616575Esse filho da puta vem aqui, faz um péssimo trabalho e ainda empurra na mulher do menor, tomar no cu, tem que pegar pra dar uma surra
>>145616684Apparently it is a lie. https://www.psnoticias.com.br/esportes/caio-alexandre-desmente-falas-sobre-possivel-traicao-da-mulher-com-assistente-de-rogerio-ceni/
Tomorrow: uruguayan league and urugubu x galo
>>145616724Oh sure... He surely would tell everyone he is a cuck.
>>145616764https://x.com/maryyvsc/status/1856174564885029252?t=gY1Sty8ryiRYPsvGrHkdrg&s=08
>>145616835It doesn't work cause i don't have an account. What is this?
>>145616862People mocking caio alexandre with a famous forró
>>145616874Kek i see it.It is "arrocha" not a forró.Fortaleza fans must be happy. They hate him
>>145616931The author of the post admitted it was a joke, according to the website that published the denial.
>>145614495Palm is not called raça imunda for nothing
fuck a.nal
this dude aint got nothing on me
>>145617520where did you play bro
Rodri? More like podre
last for river
When I say my last goodbyeDon’t you fear, don't you cryWhen I dieBury me beaneath a neon cross
i've been a little sick this past week that's why i've been neglecting my copa but my health is improving much to the chagrin of many brazilian posters
GATOSATOS
Nigga thinks this is his therapy group.
>do macumba against an australian>it works>feel like luke skywalker at the third act of last jedi>somehow I am supposed to feel "chagrin", a word duolingo still hasnt taught me
Porra nessa cuica.
Flamengo 0x0 glo today
Wtf all this time I thought Nani was Brazilian naturalized Portuguese
>>145619201I said this
>>145619482we're all one people
>>145613837I unironically think they don't deserve it, barely any actual indigenous groups are left in this shit ass country, the rest that claim to be indigenous are mutts that have been racemixing for so long they barely share any ancestry with the tribes that lived on the area so they have no claim of belonging to that tribe.they also tend to be terrorists and corrupt politicians in backwater districts on the North which makes them even more deserving of getting nuked.not even going into the fact most belonged to empires built on slavery, gruesome murder and cannibalism but apparently le Spanish conquistadors were worse.
>>145617824I mean about the wasting my life part
Living here is like living in culombia with the services, but gayer, and paying actually decent shit, overpriced, because "le National industry chud! Don't be a vendepatria buying a Xiaomeme or a Samsung, Buy Noblex!", Which is chink-tier shit.>AlsoMaybe not related, but i think this time, it's the 1992 for argies, in the meaning that they have the opportunity to Make a volantazo and fix their shit finally, or keep eating shit with kukardos and peronchos and such niggas
Ronaldinho Gaúcho é convidado do governo do Azerbaijão para conferência do climaBrasileiros encontraram credencial do jogador em meio a crachás; especialista critica cooptação de ídolos da juventude para melhorar imagem de países produtores de petróleo
bom chia copalib
>>145619695nothing ever gets betterno matter who you blame, it is fatedwelcome to latin america
>>145619629They have become what they are today because their rights werent recognized in the previous 5 centuriesIf indians had their rights recognized, maybe today paraná wouldnt exist and we would all be happier
>>145619723
>>145619627Fair
>>145619627all me
>>145619627Wholesome
>>145619627What did the yogi ask to the hot dog salesman
>>145619795probably some gay shit like meat is murder
For me it is chicxulub
>>145619878>chicxulubdo not google this world
>>145619913
>>145619878>>145619913MUITO ASSUSTADOR
of course, colonial diatribe my favourite copalib team
>>145619937iktf
>>145619937you think being Claudia Leitte is hard, imagine being Peida Leite
>>145619937Kek
>>145619954>Peida Leite real name was Cannygia
>>145619925Teams with anticolonial names arent really that successfulWhere are ypiranga or san martin We shouldnt really let a team named vasco da gama.play libertadores btw
qual de você é o famoso bebeleche
>>145619980san martin will be promoted this year
During the 1990s, she worked in a variety of groups before founding and making a name for herself in Babado Novo, most notably Forró Violeta, Companhia do Pagode and Nata do Samba
>>145620042peida leite
>>145613758>Peru vs Chilethe last place derby
>>145620037about fucking time, dude has been a general since like 1814
>>145620055Also known as ugliest match you'll ever see
>>145619923>>145619913
>>145619980yes, only team's with english names win stuff, like Velez, River, Palmeiras or Newell's
>>145619980we should invite these guys to libertadores
>171 assinaturasWhat a joke
>>145620094sign here then*whips out dick*
>>145620105this gonna to hurt...
>140 years without a continental titlewhat a shame
>>145620059Kek
Ok bolivar and independiente are goodDom pedro changed its name to real brasília. Ypiranga (all of them), san martin and ohiggins are shit. Tiradentes is literally the team that suffered the worst goleada in brasileirao history
Nas idas e vindas entre Mauro Icardi e Wanda Nara, ela acabou se envolvendo com o rapper argentino L-Gante, cheio de polêmicas e passagens pela polícia. No começo, o romance entre eles era só rumor, mas agora já assumiram publicamente o relacionamento.Quando rolou o boato de que Wanda poderia estar grávida do rapper, Icardi ficou bolado e teria ido pra Argentina só pra saber se era verdade. Pra completar, ele pediu exame de DNA das duas filhas que teve com Wanda, querendo garantir que é pai delas mesmo. O mundo dá voltas!!!Agora, imagina o Maxi López, que foi traído pela Wanda e perdeu a mulher pro então “amigo” Icardi.
Kukas reporting inWe will kill kekel karinant the jews
>>145620271What kukas think about wanda nara?
>>145620282Depends, is she happy with Milei? If so, they hate her
I hope Videl scores an OG
>whole family is going on holidays>they are all bringing their dogs in their cars so they have no room for me>gonna have to take a smelly bus to the middle of nowherePerro edition has gone TOO far.
>>145620282She is as libtard as it getsA slut that prostitutes her body to obtain important positions. Just like every woman in milei ""goverment""
>>145620304I’d rather stay home. I wouldn’t allow a pet to be over me, I’m not mineiro
>>145620306She's kukarda though.
StfSuperiorTime deFutebol
Fuck rodri and every other rodrigo
>>145620394fuck you bud
>>145620394rodrigo bros...
oh no that's gonna hurt
Think about thisLola del Carril is a professional commentator and journalist, even though she sucks at bothyou can do anything in life, kids
>>145620438NECESITO REFUERZOS
>>145620439yeah but she's a woman and i am not
>>145620454This is weirdyou replied to me, but the (you) didn't show up on my end.
>>145620289Hmm
>>145620438France is the new brazil
>>145620454we can fix that
>>145620306
>>145620485no
the worst journo is objectively smarter than any copaliber i don't think any of you could hold a debate with a journo when you take anonimity and quirky reaction figures awayalso none of you ever read anything about the subject, most don't even go to la cancha, it's an alternative version of discussing with people that learnt something from tiktok reelsi say this respectfully
>>145620304lmao do they make you eat off the floor too? give those perros some bad milk or something so they shit and puke inside the car and tell them to fuck off
>>145620438so why did he fail in Santos, Galo AND Flamengo?
>>145620438This dude cant keep a job
>>145620500poor banheirão management skills
>>145620500Santos wanted him back for 2025 btw but he refused
>>145620520if anything, bringing your boyfriend as an assistant coach is peak banheirao tactics. I guess that Becaccecce was raped several times, but not enough
>>145620500He has good ideas but he is a madman. Brazilian players are babbys
>>145620492""hold a debate""they don't know anything except to talk, their entire profession is screaming into the voidhere's a fact: I can make any club a world champion in football manager and they can't
>>145620439I don't have a vagina between my legs so no I can't just fraud my way into everything while playing the victim
>>145620553yeah, but you have a mindpussy with that faggy attitude bro.grow a pair
>>145620596>grow a pairI think we already established this was the problem
>>145620492Rizek is awful. Globo sport journos are peak mid, they avoid making someone angry
nothing makes me cringe harder than the word "debate" when talking about futbol
I really don't like Ederson by the way
>>145620613what happened to O CRAQUI endriqui?
>>145620622rebolou errado pro dorival
>>145620600your balls are a gift from God. Don't hate your balls, love your balls, take care of your balls, check for lumps in your balls, take care of your balls bud.
>>145620622>"Endrick foi um jogador fundamental em alguns jogos, vinha nos dando uma boa resposta. Está hoje vivendo um momento de transição talvez na maior equipe do futebol mundial, um processo natural. Tudo isso demanda um pouco de tempo. Temos que conviver com essa situação. As portas não estão fechadas, ele sabe disso, que tenho confiança nele. Que ele volte a se colocar dentro do clube com calma, com paciência, para que ele volte a brigar por seu espaço">momento de transição
Corinthians is the smaller of san oablo teams
>>145620656Xuxa's lyrics are out of control
You know it
>>145620611Aqui estão alguns sinônimos para "debate":1. Discussão2. Argumentação3. Controvérsia4. Polêmica5. Diálogo6. Conversação7. Troca de ideias8. Discussão pública9. Fórum10. Encontro de opiniõesTambém podem ser utilizados termos mais específicos dependendo do contexto, como:- Seminário (para debates acadêmicos)- Audiência (para debates formais)- Mesa-redonda (para debates com múltiplos participantes)- Colóquio (para debates informais)Lembre-se de que alguns desses termos podem ter conotações ligeiramente diferentes, então escolha o que melhor se adequa ao contexto.
>>145620635>oh no, the 18yo that plays 15 min per game isn't carrying halal
>>145620670
>>145620667>whiteys are baldlol
>>145620622Dorival didnt start him even when he was on a good moment and got angry when asked to do.it
mia carilha
>>145620689Dorival literally started him vs Uruguay and he completed one (1) pass in 45 minHe's not ready and since he isn't even playing at Halal he shouldn't be at Seleção either
Racing has more torcida than cruzeiro
My cousin's 2 sons were just born and all my relatives are just fawning over them. Meanwhile I don't give a fuck about children and just imagine the money spent and not having time for myself ever again if I had children. Am I too edgy?
>go back in time>make Paulo Roberto Falcão win the 1980 Libertadores, 1982 Copa do Mundo and 1983/84 European Cup>Inter 2006 vanishes from existenceI didn't think this through
>>145620727Believe me, 100% your aunts, uncles and cousins comment about how the son of marcinha is a weirdo that never interacts with the family
>>145620730What actions would you do to make this happen?
>>145620744Is cerro even on the same weight class as olimpia
>>145620727See this>>145620740 plus more and more people dont want children
you guys aren't gay right?
>>145620727Unfortunately many people think like you.
>>145620765I'm sure you can find some gays around here
>>145620499It's true what they say about dinos huh.
>>145620765We play sissy soccer instead of manly afl and rugby league. What do you think?
>>145620757It's ok to not have children, I'm just saying people likely realized your edginess and detachment from familyI abandoned everything a while ago, I like some relatives but my family is me, dad and momMy dad feels the same, mom is still very close to her sisters and brothers
José Kobori is the only honest economist in this country
>>145620713>america>represented by the antichristAccurate.
For me, it's Corinthians 100% record at Libertadores finals and unbeaten runThey don't make teams like this anymore
I don't trust bald people, they have evil thoughts and that's why their hair fell off.
>>145620765we're just having fun here bro
>>145620765This dude wants a boyfriend
>>145620730what?please explain
>>145620605I like Jorge Iggorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Www9zi5mwoM
>>145620730Make him take the penalty for roma in champions leagueFucking coward
Opinions??
>>145620900Guarani is bigger Is bigger than youAnd you are not me
>>145620900>pichinchalol
>>145620900estudiantesbros... we failed the test
>>145620900>racing de cordobaI haven't heard that name since 1996
>>145620900honestly they should try capital federal and the rest of province of buenos aires as different entities (because they are)
>>145620978big teams in capital federal>BoverMAYBE >Belesh and >Saint Silence but it's a stretch, those are mid size teams. The other big ones are in avellaneda.
>>145620900>pinchila
>>145620900>PichinchaIs this real
>>145620999in capital federal would be Boca, River, San Lorenzo, Velez and maybe Huracanprovince would be Independiente, Racing, Estudiantes and 2 more, maybe l'anus or banfield
>>145621018But belesh/cuervos are at best mid size fish in a mid size pond, huracan mos def is the biggest team, maybe the biggest of the continent. i think that's why they put the whole BsAs province together with cap fed
>>145621028I know but it feels unfair to leave estudiantes out, I mean in cordoba they put fucking estudiantes de rio cuarto
>>145620900lmao these dudes look like a fascist party
>>145621046they looks some corrupted union
>>145621046They are more preto than belgrano torcedores.
>>145621042>it feels unfairNO IT DOESN'T, FUCK ESTUDIANTES SIDEWAYS, ROUNDKICK ESTUDIANTES etc
>>145621042Who else would you put in cordoba instead?
My carioca neighbor has been yelling at her teenage son for almost an hour don't these people ever stop talking
>>145621070no one, should only be talleres, belgrano and maybe instituto, maybe
>>145620622endrickou
Post 2000s-2010s zestycorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J2dwFVZHsY
>>145621079But the point of the image is to show the 5 biggest clubs.
>>145620900instituto crest looks like metal horns lml
>>145615647For me, it's Vela Clube
>>145621076just gather some sand and empty a magazine on it. Tends to shut up the vecinos but turns every dog in the block into a barking savant
>>145621102é um clube de cornudos
>>145621115paulito dybala came out of instituto, have some respect
Did you know that there were students marching at 9 de julio yesterday?I don't watch TV so I only just found out. I've seen more people at a traffic accident desu>>145620900gay
>>145621106Mirassol bros...does lighting strike twice in the same place? Can we score 11 goles just like we did with Santos?
>we can't free the slaves it'll affect the economy>we can't let you work less than 14h it'll affect the economy>we can't pay you décimo-terceiro it'll affect the economy>we can't pay you auxilio maternidade it'll affect the economy
>>145621121clube de corneadores then
Fire all government parasites
>>145621106I hate estaduais
>>145621129>Real countriesWork or starve>Clown countries like BrazilWork and starve
>>145621121El mas puto y cornudo es ese
>>145621124I went out today and there were gordos sindicalistas chanting milei basura vo' so' la dictadura
>>145621134execute all government parasitesif you're a politician or involved in the bureaucracy you deserve to be hanged
>>145621143All government employees
Kill all empresarios
line the landlords against the wall and toss molotovs at them
Don't kill anyone, make them work cleaning the streets.
Kill all firefighters
End all preparadores fisicos
Nuke animeposters
Murder every fat woman that doesn't shave
/copalib/ - Revolutionary Edition
Nuke panama.
Burn down the jungle
/copalib/ - Envy edition
>hairy pits on a thin womanHalago.>hairy pits on a fat womanAcoso.Learn the difference kids, it could save your life.
I saw the other day a movie about a teacher working at a school in a black hood that had Welcome to the Jungle as background music when the new teacher arrived.
>>145621179>Halagosounds like Alatho which means forward in the Dota 2 language Ozkavosh, which is spoken by demons.
>>145621136not even close to be the samefirsties wouldn't pay 90k on a kwid
>>145621192I will find youI will sodomize your soul
I saw the other day a movie about an argentinian DT working at a brazilian team that had Welcome to the Jungle as background music when the new DT arrived.
Hop in bro, let's get drunk and don't put your seatbelt on
>>145621203Kek
I will never be able to watch a movie again because politicians want to destroy my business and make me poor
When did you guys learn all your female classmates fucked college boys because they had cars?
>>145621229I will watch a movie tonight and I'll watch it again immediately after to compensate for you.
>be marco angulo>cook são paulo on a sudakino final>speed on your ecosport xlt 2008 while drunk with no seatbelt>dieyour mission here was complete, kingmay you rest in peace, driving an ecosport through eternity
todo mundo sabe que o fabrício bruno é o melhor zagueiro do flamengoa convocação do léo ortiz não é por mérito e sim pra valorização do atleta pra uma futura venda
roomateberg doesn't know how to fry a steak without leaving the whole house smelling
>>145621276seu EU fora marco angulo EU viviriam como ele
>>145621129The only good thing about this quid pro quo iw that the left right debate is about class and economy now, not about identity politics.
they're giving away vitóriashirtsgood time to start to support vitória let's goooooo
>>145621313You mean this quid pro kwid?
>>145621304good, steak smell is delicious
>>145621319>masculinanow that's a lie if I've ever seen one
>>145621319nordestinos support my team, I don't support nordestino teams
>>145621304Lel
>>145620613What the fuck is this meme near sampaloli-tier lineup?
3 down. Now we only need chikaner to show up and say something about messi.>>145613767
>>145621375don't summon him
>>145621367were you in coma? aight let's do this>vini one of the players in the world no cap>igor jesusclutch king, he simply refuses to make useless goals>raphinharivaldo regen>savinhoguardiola begged for the opportunity of coaching him that's how talented he is>bruno guimarãesbasically the best holding midfielder in the world>gersonel bromas, defends, attacks, creates, black gerrard except he doesn't flop at seleção>abnerbest left back under the radar right now>gabrielbest centreback in the premier league, as an arsenal fan i can tell you he's fr>marquinhosexperience quota, he's basically the old supervisor transitioning to retirement, got lucky militão and bremer got injured>vandersonvanderson>EdersonWon the name contest vs Weverton and Everson
>10. Bochinihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE35fzHV5f8
>>145621419>>vini>one of the players in the worldYes, he is.
80s football looks like tsubasathey don't make this aesthetic anymore
>>145620438Imagine taking seriously what a manlet like him says
>>145621448in deed, a player.
>>145621458some people are so small that all they have is their height....
>>145621458sampaoli is a manlet, bald and hated by an entire country, how does he live with himself
>>145621464Wini
umm guys? where is Santos?? havent seen him in a while
>>145621501Banheirão
>>145621498how many does kane have?
>>145621495Afgentina wouldnt even havent qualified for 18 if it wasnt for him (and ecuadors decision to field u20 players)
>>145621516>and ecuadors decision to field u20 playersthat was itArgentina would've won even if I was the coach
>>145621516ah yes he was the one who scored a hat-trick against ecuador I remember that
>>145621509Quem?
>>145621441>ele “ganhou 5 taças da libertadores” >eu tenho que acreditar nisso sem questionamento>2 companheiros dele foram levados na prisão depois de ter jogado uma final
>>145621527mono
>>145621544Yoko mono?
In 15 years we'll have to hear about how Ganso was better than Mário Sérgio just like we saw Rizek talking about the 'size' of gabigol at Flamengo while talking to fucking Maestro Junior kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_oaKbwud98
>>145620613>no endrick charltoncap
>eu quero ganhar o brasileirão e o proximo ano a libertadores>>é so isso que cê quer?>não eu tbm quero ser paẽ
>>145621556every time I see yoko I imagine the the money's paw way of getting a japanese gf
>>145621577Mario sergio was a punk
>>145621594zé perrinho ficou DRUNQUI
If your team lost a continental final to europeans before 99 it's a disgrace (except 70s Bayern, Ajax, Juventus and 80s Liverpool)
>>145621594cachorro cachaça
>>145621594perro labirintits
Isso aqui foi trocação pura, tá?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfGbisQ_I4Y
>>145621633>trocaçãomore like troca-troca
>>145621419>Ederson>Won the name contest vs Weverton and EversonThis is the most brasilero joke ever, it has everything, concursos, weverton, everson and ederson
>>145621018Don't "maybe" my boys from Huracan like that
>>145621649I say maybe because I don't know if I should put them in buenos arires, argentina, the world or the universe
>>145621652the most biggest team of the galaxy
>>145621633for me, it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0eNhOJMmsg
>>145621652My bad for misunderstanding you, that should've been obvious
Sampaoli spiting facts
>Numa sucessão de eventos inesperados o time Boca Juniors conseguiu se classificar para copa libertadores 2025, no entanto eles foram desqualificados do proximo mundial de clubes por causa de pouco banheirão que têm os jogadores na semana. Depois de ter preguntado pra Cavani ele falou o seguinte: “nos falamos com o conselho do fuchibol e riquelme, são muito poucos banheiraos na semana, precisamos de mais pra ficar prontos pra a competicão. Eles so falam de mates e asados”@TyC
>>145621652You said maybe
>>145621645Jej
>>145621694You're gonna be the one that saves me
>>145621705And after all
How big is flamengo’s buseta?
>>145621498Vini? yo me lo coji.
what size does your gf wear
>>145621735He literally scored on a 4x0 win against paraguay
>>145621696is this nagatoro manga supposed to be hentai? I have never seen an image of her not getting penetrated or tied to a toilet getting peed on
>>145621731maybe your cock is small
>>145621744xs
>>145621685hey colombian who speaks portuguesethe plural for words ending in "ão" is always "ões"so it's "banheirões" and not "banheirãos" but that adds to the comedy in your post
>>145621751It’s romantic comedy, just like watching Boca
>>145621751>is this nagatoro manga supposed to be hentaiit's romcom for cucks, if you see porn it's likely fan made
>>145621763the things that I've seen with her involved do NOT represent romance
>grown ass men watching cartoons shiggy diggy
>>145621763>It’s romantic comedy, just like watching Bocawho's the protagonist, who's the tsundere, the yandere, etc
>>145621755It’s just a buseta bro. >>145621758Is there a rule for that? These ão plurals are tricky
>>145621791just remember the nxzero songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1UckKhZYpQ
>>145621744for me, it's P
>>145621744Rubinksa, Isabel and Alaska
>>145621796ela tem tatuagem
>>145621775
>>145621778>who's the protagonistBoca>who's the tsundereBoca>the yandereBoca>etcBoca
>avião>aviões, not aviãos>viãdo>viadões, not viadõs>galõ>galoēs, not galõmade up rules for a made up language
>>145621829
>>145621840CHEGOU NA GALERA CHEGOU AVIÃO
>>145621840Is that Juan Roman Riquelme?
>>145621746>cope America is the USAc'mon bro
>>145621897>cope, America is the usaYes?
>>145621917los estados unidos do brasil señoras y señores
>>145621929Lol turn on the tv, you seem to have missed a few recent events in argentina
>>145621964I haven't watched TV since the London Olympics
>>145621986basé, having a TV is like having a jew at home
>>145621994I know, I already have enough jews buried in my backyard
>>145622064valeu beleza dr mengele
>>145622064is that you, Dr josef mengele?
Nahuel Javier Fernandez Mengele, o craqui do boca shunior"Ele é cirurgico, tá?" - Casemiro, El Cazétv
Is this mengele the samoan that played for São Caetano?
just found out you can take the surname of anyone of your ancestors that lived here according to a coworkeris that true? such a gourmet middle class thing to do desu
I learnt that by adding inho to your name, you make it brazilian. My name would be andresinho
Ronaldinho
>>145622151Sorry, this one is taken
>womyn
>>145622197Reeeeee
Disturbing lack of gatos
>one week for my vacation Thanks mr, shekelstein!
>>145622197
>>145622151im rikelminho
Isso aqui é muito forte, tá?
>>145622265I'm sorry anon but since it's near Christmas and we're in very high demand your vacations have been delayed and you're also going to have to do escala 6x1 for a while. Hope you understand.
>>145622246
Cat owners are mentally ill
cats are for fags that's a fact
>>145622073>>145622078Mengelemind.
>>145622151I'd be Hipolitinho
>>145621767All romcom is.
QUE CONDENA TE PERDISTE HEBE
If a woman has more than 1 cat, she's sick in the headSomething happened, she disappointed her father if she ever had one, she had a very traumatic breakup, she competes with her mother or she's simply a psycho but that's the kind of people that are attracted to cats
>>145621744>preta>minas gerais>gorda gostosa
you're not supposed to read books at the hamburgueria
>>145622451>Something happenedyeah she forgot to clean the litterbox and now has toxoplasmosis
>>145622602There are no laws that forbid it. Now shut up, Gandalf just arrived to the shire.
>>145620656>>145620664most of his songs dont have any age restriction on jewtube kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJ9vYylNlM&t=63
>>145620667SHIEET white bros..
>>145622451accurate, having any amount of cats can be considered a red flag.
>>>/soc/33584024which one of you posted this?
>>145622755Ok that gave me a good laugh, thanks anon
>>145622755>gatitogirasolGRIM
>>145622755Thank you gatito, I will sign you up for lots of mailing lists
>>145622755o filho da puta ainda postou a benga
>>145622389Call me ishmael
>>145622840>least educated brasilero be like
>>145622755what a cancer board and here i was thinking /int was bad.
>>145622755this is patheticwhy the fuck are you in /soc/
>>145622892proly a /bra refugee
He scavenges the world wide web looking for cringe and delivers it to us just in case we slip, we get exposed as frauds, posers and, more often than not, fags.He has compiled a comprehensive archive of every anon that posts here, including the fornat we type (vamos btw), common typos (the wierd/weird guy), metadata of images and the exact geo location of everyone (14th bridge)
holy schizo
>>145622928Metadata is stripped in 4chan images
huge day for la Crema
>>145622951we have swam over that pointhttps://arxiv.org/abs/2307.05845niggas playing geoguesser have done all the hardwork, good for them
>there is another flamengo x galo today
For me, it's>Cerro
and our greatest friends and eternal allies
it's raining btw
yep, rizek has done it again
>>145623093>Millos
>>145622977This has been a thing for decades. The CIA employed remote viewers which could pinpoint the location of a random photograph on a map and even locate classified documents hidden in underground bases.
new mengão villain dropped
>>145623165yep, that's why I covered my laptop's webcam with nail polish and use prosthetics, nobody has seen my real hands in decades
>>145623181Wyll if he played for Baldurengo
>>145623181He looks like the type of nigga that would give you a sidequest, vanish for half of the game, and return to the main plot line as a villain
>>145623165keep uploading your selfies to social media.
>>145623287What is the worst the CIA can do to me?
>>145623337>I have nothing to hide
Lads lads, for me it's1) Dynamo2) Doble Vida3) Nada Personal4) Signos5) Cancion Animal6) Sueño Stereo7) Soda Stereo
>>145623337They will classify you as hispanic white
>>145623337force you to live in campins, or worse, rio
>>145623337they'll force you to wear wet socks
>>145623337>Relegates and bankrupts your teamHeh, nothing personnel
I went to the fair and ate pastel de broccoli with garapa
>going on /soc/ at allwowthat's lower than being a weeb
>>145622755>mas aos moldes da relação que a personagem Quanxi tem com suas garotas, no mangá Chainsawmanjesus christ
>>145623462This. Meanwhile there are so meny great boards under the radsr, like diy and lgbt
I just left a stinker in the toilet
>>145623556It’s called a “boquita” iircEx. I made liquidated boquita yesterday morning after I woke up
>>145623556That’s what Palmeiras said
>>145623563i'm pretty sure boca is much smaller than what i left in the toilet
I say "kamehameha" before taking a big shit
Reminder that we don’t have a clasico. This forced shit against vececos is shameful
>>145623592For me it’s final flash
Fenix straight to la B. No stops.
>>145623656You know what will happen next
>>145623656el feni baja
F Rafaela
I love my /copalib/ frens but they don't like us and it makes me feel bad.
>>145623656don't worry they always rise from the ashes
>>145623746I'll take mexican teams in copalib any day over the shitters we get from peru or venezuela
>>145623746You forgot your VPN gatoposter
>>145623703>>145623762cremabros...
>>145623746Only you can stop the brazilian menace
I'M INBIBLICO
>>145623762I can save her
>>145623746Yeah we don't like you.
golazo
>>145623196>and use prosthetics
>>145623822What went so wrong with rafaela?
>>145623841their squad it's a bunch of old farts, i don't think it's really an economical problem since they still receive SanCor's support
>>145623748is this true?
caralho, acabou de sair um cerão enorme do meu ouvido
>>145623841nothing ever was right to begin with.they played in la A only a couple of years, they pecheated several ascensos and somehow they keep losing to their clasico, a team in the Federal A, like the 6th division, for Copa Santa Fe .like that other anon said, they are bankrolled by a huge company, so money is not the issue, they are a permanent almost ascenso type of team like Quilmes or Almirante Brown
Imagine the smell
>>145624024Huracan would win Copa Rio with ease
owari da
Flamengos bros....are we the bad guys?
500!>>145624113
>>145624086that's just a pelotão de elite de polícia the guys that really into guns, skull imagery and travecos
Hubieras ganado las elecciones¡Abrazo!Me chupa la pija la opinion de los kukasEs exactamente lo que votéOh, la opinión de los KukasEs exactamente lo que voté¡Ohh! ¡Ohh! ¡Oohh!Hubieras ganado las elecciones¡Abrazo!Me chupa la pija la opinion de los kukasEs exactamente lo que voté¡Lo que voté!
>>145623978no
me dá leitinho quentinhoeu quero leitinho direto do saco :3
