International break is here subeditionNATIONS LEAGUE GROUP B>Thursday November 14th20:45 Belgium - Italy>Sunday November 17th20:45 Italy - FranceReminder to keep it crusty, buy your Giampaolo stonks, make up new meme calcio stats and stay vincottopilled.
Penzavo a signore edition
>mfw International Break
negru
PASTOREEEEEEEEEEEE
nihao
Top 3 biggest recent Serie Ass narrations:1. Dybala staying at roma because he loves the city and club2. Ranieri being a wholesome signore and returning at roma because he loves the city and club3. Muh evil arbitro taylor in the Europa League finalMmmmhhhhh........ these all seem to be linked by one specific club.........
>>145614827business ideaRanieri returns with the condition DDR is his assistant and will take over once he gets tired
>random girl from hinge who i totally did cilecca with about 9 months ago wrote me out of the blue to tell me that was the best date she ever went oni wish i was kidding how the fuck do i respond, i couldn't have knocked her up because i was too drunk to get my peepee hard
>>145614886So basically half (actually like 1/3) the teams are "good" and half the teams are shit, and the good teams always win against the shitters, otherwise they wouldn't all have the same points.So basically only less than half the matches are even remotely worth watching
>>145614911>cileccaQrd?
>>145614911ask her if she's going to wait another nine months to quality-control the message you've just sent
But like... can't they just meet on Zoom or so
...meet?
>>145614950i didn't get hard duccio are you happy now
>>145614911Maybe she just wants to bangHope she didn’t found out she has an std
https://www.cagliarinews24.com/cagliari-claudio-ranieri-parole-dichiarazioni-intervista-ritiro-calcio-rossoblu/amp/AJO KRANDE CLAUDIO COMPÀ, TI STIMU, SU MEZUS SEI, IMMOI I GO FUCK SOME BREBEI AT THE NURAGHE
>>145614989I'll only truly be happy once I get "Slayer Squad - Complete any 5 quests in co-op"But maybe she went on some other dates and all of them paled in comparison to the chemistry you two had, or she's been blown out by a procession of Glaswegian-Italian men who treated her poorly afterwards and now she wants to see if she can settle down with a nice Jewish boy (he's a doctor!)
I'm cruising through NNN btw
I can't say that he's wrong but come on bro
>>145615087In me2 I romanced the frisco dyke
Calcio /biz/ idea: fentanyl in Cassano's Nutella jar
I'm destroying NNN in ciabatte kind of like Ranieri will destroy Conte next matchday
>>145615094are you a doctor duccio?
I'm currently fighting through NCRASN (No Calling Ranieri A "Signore" November) but after the AS Roma news it's getting even harder, idk how much longer I can resist
>>145615141To the great dissapointment of my grandparents I am not
>>145615209You don't need their approval I'm proud of you
kankerjoden
>>145615317You shouldn't be kek
Are you Leiden DuccioI almost went for my first masters thereSeemed comfy
>>145614706i don't watch western movies anymore but who is this girl? i see her posted a fucklot but she has a weird face but she's a bombshell? i don't get it
>>145615760That's Mama!
>>145615887i never played this game. i dont play any games besides footy games and anime games. but i do have a PS5. any non-footy or anime games you recommend?
>>145615899Well, the game in the picture for starters. Any genres that you might be interested in? How much time do you usually have?
>>145615914im neet now and moved back to my parents because the landlord was a drunkard cunt who layed his hands on me. no problem with the rent. this old lady almost called the police. so i have a lot of time on my hands. all the time in the world. i like anything that is immersive and helps me escape things for hours on end. open world. i cant wait for GTA 6 to come out. if its any good. the female protagonist angle is a bit ehhh but whatever.
>>145615934You seem to like Eastern stuff, there's this game called Ghost of Tsushima that's a pretty good open world with a more than decent combat set in the 13th century. It's a first party Sony game, you'll probably like itAnother good open world (but modern) would be Sleeping Dogs, great melee combat aswell.Some anons were talking about Mass Effect earlier... there's a remaster available on PS5, it's a pretty good RPG series set in space, it should take you a while to finish.There's so many more, tell us which you find more appealing and we can advise you betterIf you're hyped for GTA VI take a look at Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2
>>145615994thanks for the recommendations. i have a lot of money from savings to spend on games so i'll go on a binge. i want to play new stuff. i am very stuck in my ways. i still have the old gta trilogy on my ps5. i play vice city now from pure muscle memory. love that game. simple and sweet. i like open world games, feel more rewarding. i dislike that story game bullshit where you just watch a movie most of the time. FUCK that horseshit. RDR? i will get on that. as someone who watched a lot of spaghetti westerns, i always found the concept appealing but never bothered to buy it.i just ate some mama's pasta instead of my own half-assed pasta. i feel very good. Juve winning was also good. thank you for your recoms, again.
>Adriano: “I don’t like giving explanations to others. But here’s one. I drink because it’s not easy to be a promise that remains in debt. And it gets even worse at my age.”
>>145618280
>>145615760>i don't watch western movies anymoreI would have thought this so pretentious years ago.but since 2020 (and onward) I completely understand. and hardly watch any myself.
>Ranieri to Roma
anon you are saying that chuck wemba is a completely different person as chuck weeze?
>Hancko rumorsHuh? I don't think >we can afford him anyway desu
>>145614827is Roma the jew of calcio?
Does anyone here have the sbobine for the diritto commerciale exam?
>>145615118no one cares, palle
>>145616194>Zorba is back How was the girl? Come on give us some gossip, what happened?
[INFARTO] RANIERI è il nuovo ALLENATORE della ROMAAA‼ La MIA REAZIONE e PARERE
>>145619581the first part is webm worthy
It’s Wide Hips Wednesday folks
If Musk removes Obamacare and makes the NHS unaccessible to people with low income by banning the simple trick of declaring bankruptcy if you can't pay your medical fees I will rate him very muchThis is related to football because Musk is Tesla's owner and Tesla is a car manufacturer competing with FCA currently sponsoring Juventus FC
>>145619602why the fuck do you care about healthcare in the USare you a former resident of it, born there or what?
>>145619613it's an unfunny, terminally online (on twitter at that) cunt constantly bringing up politics itt for whatever reasonplease ignore it
Gm sirs it’s White Boots Wednesday
>>145619281he's right that he gives his everything he's just fucking shit and he can't give anymoreI spent the entire Napoli match seething at him
Adopo
>>145615760She's also in The Substance movie, she qt
Grezzo2 but it's /serieass/ related
>>145614706Hall of Fame quite frankly
>grezzo 2Poorfag humor
Only poorfags would be embarassed to enjoy Grezzo2
tfw you will never sniff SMQ sweaty taint
>>145619658holy kino
Andraz Sborar
>As reported by Opta on X, formerly Twitter, Locatelli has had 142 line-breaking passes in the Serie A this season, at least 19 more than any other player.
>>145619955Going from being whistled by your own fans in a friendly to being in contest for the best midfielder in the league is unreal
Keeeeeeek I just found out where belgivm shitaly will be played
What's his buck-breaking silent farts stat compared to other serie ass players
>>145620007Institutional rigorino from a dive in midfield and 39 gorillions terroni dying on the stands to tribvte what happened 39 years ago
Pedro? The real GOAT
>>145619955Bastoni ahh cherry-picked stat
>ahh
>>145620145>>145620150belgio italo and me
This kid needs to go eat outside with McBurger to bulk the fuck up, if the defenders are all dead then a new one needs to be crafted
There was a girl without her shoes on the train, this is related to football because you play calcio with your feet
>>145614911tell her next time you are not going to be so drunk so you can show her more fun, it is pretty straightforward situation
Hit her with that caribbean rizz, something like wanting to finish what you started
Don’t you just love it when people from outside your country have a political opinion on yours
>>145620388RadioGenoa is italian. Not italian born but he is cambodian with an italian citizenship
>>145620405>cambodian with an italian citizenshipSo basically he isn't Italian
>>145620408He is italian just like you are belgian if you have the belgian citizenship.
>>145620388>Wtf why do judges apply treaties italy signedshe knew what was going to happen
>>145620264She is toying with you, she is probably with her friends making fun of how desperate you are
>He is italian I am afraid not sir
>>145620417maybe, maybe she is for real and anon already did the hard part and she is sitting there, waiting for the kill
>>145620414The term "coming from a country" exists for a reason
>>145620442From what I’ve gathered, the hard part was exactly the part that was missing hehe
>>145620388the solution is to delete them if they dont go back.
>>145620479I don't think you're allowed to delete their social media accounts
>>145620442She is testing how desperate anon is dude, she is a manipulative bitch preying on the weak
>>145620496tough times call for tough social media measures
>>145614911It's a trap
>it says here your father signed a treaty that says his entire bloodline has to eat shit for the rest of eternity yeah so now you have to eat shit here I'll get you a spoon look it says so in this document >your body, my choice
but why exactly did he choose the scat analogy
>>145620571It's the German DNA
how did you know I was part-Danube Swabian on my mother's side
wait, so you are telling me that the Amsterdam pogrom was in fact just the regular thirdie kick subhuman fans going at it. It was a not an organized [redacted] hunt and it was the maccabi fans talking shit and finding out but almost every legacy media outlet decided to frame it as some random antisemitic attack
damn I didn't expect an ethnoreligious group infamous for complaining about one shoah or the other and with the highest ingroup likelihood of schizophrenia to suddenly act unjustly persecuted
we hebben een serieus probleem
>The new coach’s salary will add to De Rossi’s €3.3m seasonal wage to be paid until 2027 and a further remuneration of €2m for Ivan Juric, whose deal lasts until June 2025.top oof
>>145620175Vlahovic reference on his feet
He do be flying
>inspired by your favorite games>concordNew Secret Level trailer is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvY9Uq7I30Y
>>145621088Horrifying
Is Fantasy Calcio fun, lads? I haven't really got into fantasy football until this year and now can't get enough of it.I've learnt a lot about current teams and players in the EPL after not really paying attention to footy for a few years and hope to do the same with Serie A.
It's only fun if it's being "run" by a person from Bologna who is more ghost than man and you're able to pin all your personal failings on him
Fiber niggers twice gave me an appointment and twice didn't show up, what did they mean by this?
>>145621324all the "fantasy something" are not fun
>>145621324you will be no match for me. t. always in middle at best
Queen
We're up alsohttps://blog.playstation.com/2024/11/13/playstation-plus-game-catalog-for-november-grand-theft-auto-v-dying-light-2-stay-human-like-a-dragon-ishin-and-more/
I want to hear Eva speak Italian
>>145621818If the US and Musk were any smart they should put sanctions on Italy until they get rid of every single judge and give back that power to the people
Ti prego Zingaro get into good form
>>145622043He needs to rest
>>145622043He's gonna start and the curse of the int break will be cast upon him, injuring him seriously and we'll be with Weah striker until January
>>145622048If he wants to be like his idol Ronaldo then he needs to play a gorillion games a year and stay fit and gud
>Ranieri not being announced yetMinestrinabros....
Is Shadow x Sonic generations worth the shekels?I haven’t bought a newly released vidya in years
Duccio I just set up ME2 and did the prologue, got to the part where I get the nu-Normandy. So far everything seems considerably better, writing and storytelling immediately grabs you, I started on the difficulty level thats just above normal this time and its already significantly harder and I have to pay attention to what I'm doing which is neatoAnd yes I want to sesso smug Miranda
>>145622280Good post but how is it related to calcio exactly?
Calcio?
>>145622030Trve
>>145622280I romanced the frisco dyke on the first playthrough
>>145622280for me it's Tali, ME2 is bretty gud
[EEEHH⁉] La NOSTRA REAZIONE ai CONVOCATI di SPALLETTI per la NATIONS LEAGUE‼ VS BELGIO E FRANCIA
>>145622294NT break = everything goes
>>145621324I'm personally not fond of english style fantasy football because being able to buy and sell players every round makes your players more expendable. Most italians play systems where you draft/buy players at the beginning of the season then get stuck with them and either get attached or start to hate their guts. We have been hosting a fantasy football league here since 2018, search for Fantacomfy in the archives
i had good calcetto. high quality players so was nice to play high level. made lot of gud crosses and passes.
That is a man in his 40s
>>145621324can recommend, you get a bigger squad, get to think a bit more about rotation, and can afford to make some good(bad) long term decisionsvalue of players isnt just the weekly +0.1 -0.1 whatever, you can make big juicy la plusa's>>86859093
>>145621431I thought this until this season. The EPL has been quite unpredictable this year with a bunch of upsets, Shitteh collapse, Spurs being Spursy and Arselel imploding. Plus Yanited might actually become good again and Nottingham Forest are doing well.Part of the fun is doing completely shit because of ridiculous things happening.>>145621338What did you mean by this?>>145621456Let's see about that Finbro. But seriously, is it any good?
>Stade Rennais wants to sell Kalimuendo this winter and Juve is still interested. t. Nafri journo followed by Fabrizio Ternano
>>145622909i like it. comfy italian sovl.
https://x.com/CiauEngioier/status/1856671706942751123
"I told my Inter teammates to be careful about Kenan but they didn't listen. He scored two goals and got a point for Juventus in the end."t.Hakan Çalhanoğlu to TV 8.5
>>145614911Sounds like she ran out of options
Gravina open the mercato
Who is more plebbitRaniero or BielsaMaybe Mou
>>145623573Bielsa, all the way>rated by subhumans (argensimios and vocal hipsters)>dogmatic approach to tictocs>spent 7 hours to convince Fraudiola to start managing back in the day>too intelligent to win: the manager>micromanaging fraud>sets up his teams with Zemanesque defending on steroids>blatant cheater (remember the spygate), still gets sacked like a bitch
i now remember my scuola media music teacher telling us about ranieri winning the league. He said leicester was like an oratorio team but we know it was actually a gigasqvadrone almost on par with motta's bologna
Anyone wants to play UNO?Password is "heysel"https://it.crazygames.com/gioco/uno-online?czy_invite=true&utm_source=invite&roomid=emlvIHBlcmEncyByb29t&pass=aGV5c2Vs
>>145619487the fuck are you talking about? i dont even remember.
>>145623942Another player and I start the match
>>145623933100% that teacher is now a mottiano
https://www.transfermarkt.it/leicester-city/startseite/verein/1003/saison_id/2015Unironically a sqvadrone tho, if anything ranieri was the weak point kek
>>145623933FVCHS-MORGANE-HVTH-SIMSPONE...VGH
Just ate at a restaurant where I saw someone behind the counter (not the kitchen) wearing a Celtic kit
Fontana>Elastici>L'asciaTrevisani>Siani>Balzaretti>Pastore>Biasin>Cattaneo>FerrettiCambusa>Bart
I played well with schmeichel kante vardy mahrez and chilwell, I'm literally the greatest manager ever
Has anyone heard from this man since that first injury in the NT break?
>>145624135I've heard that him and his agent are still laughing after having scammed arselel
>>145624119This happened in Glasgow?
>>145624135Me? Going to watch Il Gladiatore 2 tomorrow at 22
>>145624151Man's just enjoying life in London while not even playing much, fairs
>>145624156The Glasgow of the Nether Regions actually; Rotterdam
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK THE VERY SECOND MUH WHOLESOME CLAUDIUCCIO RANIERUCCIO ARRIVES IN ROME DYBALA IMMEDIATELY WANTS TO LEAVETHOUGHT MOSTEST APPRECIATEDEST EVEREST MANAGEREST IN THE WORLDEST
>>145624191Did you give them a bit of cheeky sectarian abuse?
>gets an offer to go play in Arabland for 20 gazillion bucks>turn it down to stay at Riomma>fast forward two months later and you want to leave RiommaDybala I really love you and all but this is the most retarded thing ever
ive played through gta 3, gta vice city and gta san andreas about 13 times each. i am addicted to these games.
>>145624291Play the two Stories too
>>145624301i have. i do have my old psp with me. i own them both. you liked gta v? i never liked it. even back then. the story was shit, the world was empty and had no atmosphere and the characters were boring. i never played online.
>>145624301Nah, easily the 3D GTA that I liked the leastThe sandbox was just unfun and the writing was weak as fuck. Horrible three protagonists mechanic, and 80% of the good content never got backported from the online
>>145624341vice city is the best gta game. they've been on a slow downward spiral ever since. gta 6 will be bare bones shit in single player so Rockstar can shill the online component.
>>145624359I actually feel pretty hopeful for VI, it's just the writing that worries me. Hopefully they don't go full retard with it. Judging from the leaks the world seems much more interactive, tons of interiors, new wanted system etc. and they even brought back tiny shit like picking up objects from the ground from 4
>>145624387i saw the leaks which were done by some albanian kid in the uk with a laptop lol imagine that. looks pretty good but the female protagonist angle could doom it. hopefully not but it is 2024 and we live in clown world. rockstar is just as indebted to blackrock esg money. but i can excuse it since the two characters are a couple and there is a guy to play as too. if it was just a female protagonist then that would cause a lot of shit. but so far, so good. being that vice city is my favourite, i'm glad its back but like i said they will make the single player very bare bones because the money maker is GTA online.
>>145622280For me, it's Tali and her hip's. Not to mention her eternal struggle of will she/won't sheThat period in gaming was so good, dev cycles were still short enough to make building on an earlier game feasible without having to replace the entire team because they went and started working someplace else. Polishing nearly all the systems that needed it and streamlining that which was too cumbersome in ME1.
>>145624251No, I don't talk to the help
La Savona's
What's up with the decapitated head in Glasgow.I wouldn't go to Glasgow
Let me tell you, Glasgow is a tremendous city, but it’s got a big problem—protestants everywhere! We’re talking about the worst kind of people, folks. They’re spreading their lies, their chaos, and we can’t let that happen. We need to make Glasgow safe again, and that starts with a total and complete shutdown of heretic filth entering the city until the Chatholic Church's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on!
I know what you did, Shep--ACK!!
>>145624749>No ComuzzoI shall ready a protest
Dusan Vlahovic WELCOME TO ARSENAL 2025
Good morning /seriea/>>1456244232010 in particular was one of the last great years for vidyaME2, Alpha Protocol, Alan Wake, Black Ops 1 (arguably the last decent COD campaign), RDR1, Bioshock 2, Mafia 2 (kino), Stalker CoP, New Vegas... All 2010 games
>comuzzoNew Baschirotto-esque shitalian idolo just dropped
>>145628161WAKE UP SHINTER!
>Italy paid tribute to those who died in the Heysel tragedy in 1985, vowing that the events of that day ‘must never happen again,’ as the Nations League match with Belgium is on that same ground.
>>145628161Inter should have had 3 penalties against Napoli
>Lega Serie A has punished referee Maurizio Mariani for awarding a controversial penalty to Inter Milan in Sunday’s clash against Napoli.The referee chief, Gianluca Rocchi, has deemed Mariani’s call ‘soft’ and ‘below the standards.’As a result, he’ll temporarily move to Serie B.Mariani joins a sizeable list of top Serie A referees to be demoted to the second tier.Ermanno Feliciani, Fabio Maresca, Luca Pairetto, and Livio Marinelli had encountered the same fate.Mariani’s punishment should be a warning to other referees.Indeed, Serie A will no longer tolerate soft calls, insisting it will need something ‘more serious’ to warrant a spot-kick.
>>145628786Ancora godo
>>145628839The season is over for inter
>>145628878*checks league table*hmmm*checks ucl table*hmmmmmm*checks injury reports*hmmmmmmmmmmmsure
| The amazing Center-Back Pairing that will start today vs Montenegro U19 Giov𝐚nni Leoni (𝟏𝟕)Andre𝐚 N𝐚t𝐚li (𝟏𝟔)Both with World-Class Potential.Remember the names.
calciooo
Sat in front of a fiketta on the train and our legs touched, I basically had sexAlso big ghostata CDK 2nite
Black Friday plans?
execute Hwoarang playersmost mongoloid fucks on the planet
>stalker2 sys requirements
>>145629332Work + watching the mighty swiss destroy serbia
STALKER was never good
>>145629488neither were your opinions
>>145624120Fontana>Ascia>ElasticPastore>Siani>Trevisani>Cattaneo>Balzaretti>Biasin>FerrettiCambusa>>>>>Bart
>Second pack of Christmas cookies is nearly empty I am getting ready for the pandori
Christmas? What are you talking about, it's still only September surely?!
>>145629817september 2019 yes
>>145629936Ah yes yes is Autumn coming. I am velly hungry, tummy grumble, I go market and have some batu soupu mmmmmm
>fluorescent adolescent came out 31 years ago
>>145629548it was just banter Croatia please don't be mad
>https://youtu.be/P4f9gCTLhYs?feature=sharedYes you are old
>>145629955
Cab-ACK
>Taremi own goal and misses a penalty>against best korea
>tfw hardstuck Fujin in Tekken 8
What a bufalo the Ranierius
>>145629958Do NOT look up jonah hill real name
Considering we're all struggling through thus *nternational break, I think it's fair to declae this day an emergency Tummy Thursday
https://x.com/i/status/1856600721438753173>Dan Basedzerian
>>145622934is he good?
>>145624333i always hear now about how gta 5 sucks because of these reasons. i have it but i never played it, and this stuff put me off playing it. should i still play it? see if i have fun? it's gta 5 after all
Do NOT look up the name of the developer of that Lego Horizon game
>>145614692What happened to Berardi anyways?
>>145630322KEK!
>new int break >new isaksen interview talking shit about the previous manager and deepthroating the new one becoming a bit bored of this trend
>>145630322
https://x.com/JordanUhl/status/1857075969544040582>The Onion buys InfoWarsBeyond satireThis is related to Calcio because most Italian football journalists aren't a hair better than Alex Jones
A documentary on how Juventus midfielder Nicolò Fagioli prepared for his return to action after a betting ban will be available on Prime Video in Italian, English, Portuguese and Spanish starting November 26.
>>145630421The name is a Death Stranding reference btw
>>145629476Actually a good postWhat are your thoughts on Alisa's?
>>145630421>November 26Warm up the watchparty website...
>>145630430I don't have a big problem against Alisa, but maybe that's due to the fact she's not played a lot meanwhile I fight a Hwoarang every 3rd match and it's like I'm playing against the same person every time these people are mashing mongoloids
>>145630421
>>145630421fagioli gave me bad gambling advice at a casino in boulogne
>>145630421>break the law>get punished>pretend to be the victim >make money out of itTruly a jjewish club
>>145630489>Truly a jjewish clubYes and? Are you trying to imply there's something wrong with being Jewish?
>found the old /seriea/ folder cca 2018
Oh wait there's belgium shitaly 2niteLet's search some info about the venue and it's history
>>145630999calcio
>>145630980Kek this nanerottolo is already bantering with references to the agnelli-paid polish hitman who shot the vehicle that caused scirea's incident
>>145630974Neurons? Activated
>Cabal won't get replacedS-Surely Mr. Jun To Li will be focusing on a CB and backup striker, while handing both Arthur and Milik a twentyfourhours haha
Just two more mercato's
>>145630974Comfy
>>145631059To this day I still think every webm that starts with a black screen is that webm
>my [redacted] feed is now full of chud posts even if I don't follow any sgorbio nor have interacted with oneWhat did Senor Musk mean by this? I'm not buying a Tesla anyway
>>145631086After the US election, mine lost nearly all political content and suddenly turned into a feed full of Dua Lipa coombait, women's football clips and random posts of Italians complaining about Juve injuries in Italian
>>145631119No Marigona spam yet?
>>145631124What is an marigona?
>>145631136The Olympiakos girlhttps://www.instagram.com/gonnaaaam/Do NOT look up where she's from though, that's unfixable
>random chick made of 50% plastic pops up on social media>millions of dudes simp over herIo sono stanco
>>145631141Looks a bit like a RealDoll™ if I'm honest, especially with that haircut and blown-up lips
serbro post the youtube of that exercise thot from the other day
>>145631226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VOWAitHxssI remembered the "60 frames per second of tummy" quip
Tonight I inculo at blood Bastoni
2nite I wrap Mimmo Tedescus up
Keeeeeeeeeek calafiori played like 2 relevant matches and is already considered a superior defender to pastoni (mainly because he's a gigabvll and alessandrus is a sgorbietto) and interbros are seething
intrasted in seeing barella as a 10
So what are we thinking?
>Dia has malaria AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH
>>145631959Biggest 'drone I've ever seen
And mo I watch marta daddato's latest video on gnutube
>>145631959>starting Cambiaso>ever
>no hedgehogsgrim>Rovella starting ahead of Locatelli kwab>88good evening imbecile
I like boobs
Kek shitaly trying hard with the biggest sqvadrone ever while belgium is fielding their F team
>>145632087Holy fuck, what a gigatorella
>>145631959fratessi hat trick, tonali assist and goal
LET'S GO BELGIUM
>>145632516No
torobanian stunning on outer /sp/>>145632416
>>145632588Yes because the dutch anons there are nice to me
ZITTO ZITTOOOO ZITOOOOOOOOOOOO PORCO DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
just give us the world cup>Adani losing itlol
it's over
Milan legend by the way
Italia is so fucking back.
Has lukaku gained some weight or is it just the jersey that makes him look fat?
>>145614692
8 blacks in the England team, 10 blacks in the French team
You now remember the Belgian "golden" generation
If spalletti doesn't win this nonno cup it's a ranieri 2010 tier fallimentozzo
was it De Cuyper or Theate that completely missed the interception on Of Lawrence?
Did sballeti unironically need more time or shitalia still would get booty blasted by the eufemianobabys
>>145632795where are the morrocans, what kind of diversity is this?
>>145632839he was retarded for trying to force a back 4
>De Cuyper and Wieffer are a different person
>Verbruggen and Wirtz are a different person
>>145632839They're literal friendlies
È MORTO ADANI
jej
>>145632990DO NOT look up which city he lives in now
>>145633201Has he even played a single minute?
>>145633216Idk, I only watch what Arne is doing in the technical area
based buck breaker
>>145632990Is he going to be replaced by K. Marx in the second half?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d877TQveuRYIt's a different Engels, but Heracles' Mario Engels probably scored the goal of the season against Ajax a couple of weeks ago
>>145633359P.S. the more eagle-eyed of you will notice it's Josip Sutalo giving the subtle, but elegant, assist to his first-time finish
This match fucking sucks so far, but hey at least it's 1-0
is this peak Spalletkino??
Is spaletti trying to play tiki taka?
>>145633420I'm saving this edit.
Half time
>>145633420Facciamo calcio *has a stroke with hand emojis*
È partito Openda
>>145633447I'd buy a PS5 Pro if it meant I got to undo her jeans and absolutely ravage that tummy
>>145633474in english, doc!
40 more days until Robert Eggers Nosferatu
>>145633447What is it with women showing nipples through clothing lately
>>145633506I’ve already shared with /seriea/ that every day I'm not a doctor is a tremendous disappointment to my Jewish grandparents
>>145633541Oy vey
>>145633517Every time I see nipples through a shirt IRL and online the first thought is always about this tweet even though I like them if I can say so myself
There are rumors that there are more poster in /seriea/ than people at the Stade de France right now
>>145633622
>see nippa>think of drumpfTerminally online moment
>Rovella is better than FAGioli, Locatelli and Ricciwhat did Spalletti mean by this?
>>145633693I also utter to myself: "very very disrespectful".
rete...
>>145633788How many Persona games have you played? It's more than 3 I'm guessing
You now remember the Deadpool game from 2012
Bro just fucking score, what the fuck
Di Merdenzo x2
>>145633771the only reason he's playing is because hedgehogs injured himself in the derby.
>>145633817For me it's Pepsiman
worst game of belgium i've seen in years
>>145633888The Slovakia game in the Euro's was much worse
>>145633811Yes I played innocent sin to 5, I also have played a lot of the megaten series, how do you know that btw?
puffon is zesty
>>145633903true, it's so over for us, back to the shit pits we belong
>>145633904Your post just had that same energy the Croatcel's posts have sometimes
>The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy
La Cipolla
Retegui looks so much worse without Gasperini telling him what to do
Kek spalletti shat his pants and called all the bbcs
Is it just me or is the central midfield really ass tonite?
Keanegru :3
>release the niggas
Il Mostro di Firenze
È UN MOSTRO È UN MOSTRO
ER NEGRO CHE CORRE
1 - 1 GOAAAAAAAAAAAL
Ciro Immobile is the greatest italian forward of all time.
can cambianus stop sabotaging the team?
VAR VARVAR
No era
ERA
Maybe era?
>Lakaka
in my NO ERA era
i've been drinking beers all day
>bumkaku
LAKAKA
Hey Lois, Look What I Can Do*forgets to award a penalty kick*Nyehehehehehe
Rovella genuinely looked out of his depth.
What was even the point of NT matches before the internet? Even now they're reddit tier shit, but back then you couldn't even shitpost with people all around the world about these matches, so what did people do the day after the game if shitaly won? Just be happy about the match with other poorfags at the factory, or seethe if shitaly lost? You can't even joke around about it since everyone is shitalian and therefore they all support the same NT.
>usole>umare>udoge
>KeanegruMaybe the striker problem still exists
KEAN WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK
>Kean slower than Microsoft Explorer
>French and israeli fans fighting in the stadiumGetting tired
what did Kean mean by that?
>shitaly refballing AGAIN
LAKAKAAAAAA
>>145633996which one lol
>>145634226Tribvute to judentus at heysel (incomplete unless 39 terroni die)
Kek belgium is a becera squadletta without those acronym bvlls of KDB and CDK
>Ricci out>play by far >our worst match in the nations memecoincidences
>>145634271just finish us off already
Why does dollar always kick the ball straight to the opponent
>>145634251Italy's, but Belgio's not gud either
>I'm just Kean
>>145634288the batteries of Gravina's magnets only last about 70 minutes
PSVGODS
Reminder that immobile being bad is a narration by bvrinoidi AS Ranieriomma fans such as caressa
it's not fair that we aren't allowed to score, it happens against france too even though we try really hard
Unpopular truth:Balo is the best Italian center forward since Inzaghi
is Remedy aware Lukebakio is just one person?
>mo inzaghi was good
Yes goy Immobile = le bad and Ranieri = le good
>>145634340 But samuele longo
from what caoutchouc processing were kean's rubber shoes recycled?
>>145634340truth nuke. italians won't like this. but i'd say since paolo rossi.
Mo meme arrows are needed when mo-posting
>this is serie abominio's 2nd capocannoniere
Udogie is so shite
>>145634359Milan fuTORO legend
what a sloppy match, they are all playing like ass tonight.
>>145634400Uhmmmmmmmm it's probably the pressure of playing in such an important tournament as the Nations Leagve
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LE EPIC ALLEGRI SCORE
Sborretti ball looked horrid tonite, but hey a win is a win
>>145634400duh, nobody wants to sacrifice their crusader for a glorified friendly matchSbalett's tryharding is enough to coast to victory
Cant believe Bologna yoinked €40 mil from Arselel for calafiori who has glass knees & always injured youd think that club would have learned from experience and look into injury history before buying
>sbarella comes back>whole team back to playing like shit
imagine if the Lelgian golden generation had a Drogba up front and not a Lakaka
>>145634442I unironically believe that it's his fault, this can't be a coincidence
>>145634297'Cause I'mjust KeanIn the box,I'm on the sceneIs it my destiny to rise and fall in Italy, a life of gold and opportunity?I'm just KeanOh these whites, they are so meanWhat will it take for calcio to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
>>145634428
Sorry Belgio, I'd draw a vtuber to cheer you up but I've been going trough an absolutely dreadful depressive episode this last month.Does anybody know how I can get outta this funk? I got a lot of shit to work on but I can't find the motivation to and it's pissing me off
Golazo tikvs
>>145634460keano
>>145634463
The names are: Sean Goldberg, Raz Shlomo and Idan NachmiasSign them up Juntolee
is Tonali unironically mentally challenged?
>>145634554Can you name a different reason why one would play for bbiland and not get his teeth fixed?
huehuehuehue
Teenage Engineering’s new OP–XY sequencer, synthesizer, sampler is up now and it's $2,299.And despite not having a shred of musical talent, the design alone makes me want to consoom
>>145634655I got the OP-1, and trust meit's not worth it
>>145634582good for him
>>145634730I know, but all that Teenage Engineering stuff looks criminally gud. International Breaks make my wallet scream
My honest reaction to the highlights I just watched
Sometimes I look at Serie A as a whole and think it can't get already worse than it is, but then:>After St. Pauli became the first Bundesliga club to leave X/Twitter today, describing the site as a "hate machine" since Elon Musk’s takeover. Bayer Leverkusen & Wolfsburg are on the verge of leaving the platform. Hannover, Stuttgart, Bremen, Leipzig and Hoffenheim might follow suit soon.
>>145634340
social subclasses that need culling:>footfags>b*lotelli raters
>rovella debut>first clean sheet in 9 games
Rovella was unequivocally disappointing unless you're Andrea Bocelli
>vinicius
Andrea Balocelli
>>145636591
>shirt number 45how about a 45 year old pop singerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpQCCB0Lpik
>>145636655Did they just get scored on by THAT Sanabria?
And holy shit what a bicycle kick
>>145636723
Big party poveracci when EL DIBU concedes
/seriea/ derby tomorrow
Paul Mescal is a REPATRIATE?!
Clara nipslip is up
>>145637582Kek, literally just saw it 15 seconds before I opened /seriea/ after my middle of the night wee. Not so much a slip as her doing it on purpose of you check what her hand is doing
>>145638346>my middle of the night weethis is your prostate on pegging
wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy
Charles Michel sold my PSN credentials and got me banned
>>145643472just wait until you turn 25 or so with your sedentary lifestyle
Gm sirs, I’s tired boss. Dawg tired.
>>145643639You’re going down tonight you fucking zingaro scoundrel, it’s personal between me and you you big stiff idiot
Fat arse Friday!
>>145643472I think it’s more the pot of darjeeling tea I gulp down after 23:00, but who am I to disagree with a med student like yourself
>>145643821business idea: Slampig Saturday but its a once a month thing
>>145643818you'll do fokken nuthin'
>>145643930Haha, imagine having had that in real life! Couldn’t be me missing her soft curves and endless desire to please you just so she could feel desired lole
https://x.com/esrtweet/status/1857020469230133386Is he unironically right?
was going to buy Vampire Survivors but backed off once I learned the maker was *talian
https://x.com/JewsAreTheGOAT/status/1857233659423490547Chuds lost, even when they won
>>145643741>until you turn 25long past that age, had a sedentary lifestyle plus a frightfully bad diet at one point, but I still don't need to take a wee mid-sleepnot sure if I'm too blissfully retarded to belong to the cool club
>>145643973h-haha yeah imagine
we are literally just posting the most obese women we can find now and doing it without shamethis all ends on January 20th
Seems like today is Tired as Fuck and Bored and Shit FridayCan we skip to Sideboob Tanlines Saturday
>>145644059But chuds have always been pro Israel.They just hate non-Israeli jews.
>>145636466Mo anyone that chews soccer had any expectations abour rovella
Golazo Pessi
>in the past 16 matches Scotland has only managed to beat Gibraltar
>>145644382I wanted them to be suprise protagonists this summer so bad but alas
Mass suicide poorfags 2nite when jake pavl (rich gigabvll) beats tyson (idolozzo povero)
>>145628786the only good gobbo is a dead gobbo
>>145630974Ciocce
funny how John podesta looks like nosferatu, probably it's nothing just a crazy coincidence
>What happened to Divock Origi?>In the past few months he has trained in Florence and Rome. He remains in Italy due to the growth decree but he trains alone.>He will earn 4 million per season until 2026.
>bought a mango flavored energy drink on a whim>tastes atrociousone euro down the drain
>>145614911Anyway to whom it may concern the girl in question lives in another city so I just wrote her she was fantastic too and cut the conversation short. I am now left with an unbearable need to go plapjakin'
>>145644501why no sesso?
For me its fanta shokata
>>145644519While I do love a desperate slut I have enough sense not to waste money and time to travel to the other side of the country on a whim for some pusi. Maybe I'll go on a trip in the future.
>>145644538I thought it was like a town next to yours or maybe an hour trip maxYeah I understand.
https://x.com/echecaxx/status/1856972964937228346Is this real?
>>145644587Fetus is too big to be of abortion age, they're using a clamp to pull a baby who has trouble getting born out. They don't do this often anymore because most of the times it leaves some permanent damage on the baby but this clip can certainly be from some third world country. t. not the med student
>>145644587Did you know that AC Milan is the first club in Europe to guarantee contracts for pregnant players?
>2024 I am forgotten
>The Athletic detailed De Zerbi’s outburst inside Marseille’s dressing room on their Instagram official account: “He said to his players: ‘You have no balls, you humiliated me tonight, you humiliated your club’.”>The coach then addressed to captain Leonardo Balerdi: “You of all people have the least ball here,” he said.>The Athletic also specified that, since De Zerbi doesn’t speak French, all his words were pronounced in Italian, with a translator explaining their meaning to the players.
>>145644922>The Athletic also specified that, since De Zerbi doesn’t speak French, all his words were pronounced in Italian, with a translator explaining their meaning to the players.wtf i rate de zerbo now
>>145644922>>145645098(Tu) tra tutte le persone hai meno palla qui
>Chiesa unhappy at Liverpool. The Scousers want to keep him. Possible option a loan deal with Milan or Roma in January.The Schizo needs to start posting the pics again
>>145645440Always knew you were an Albanian, too lazy to post them yourself huh
>>145644922Imagine being ranted against by a manlet that looks like someone who gets greeted as "Dottore" at the local betting joint
Vorrei essere una posizione media
>>145645556one of the worst things ever
>>145645595AI mogs cantautorato doe
we will be there
>>145645556Mo I'm supposed to know what this is
>Italy U20 at 4 PM>Italy U21 at 4:15 PMWhich one do I watch
Italo #4's Balatro stream
>Next year Paratici/Allegri to Roma
New crisis in the Dutch cabinet is up. Someone else in the cabinet did a racism against the Minister for Benefits and Customs
>>145645683
>>145645922racism is fun, meanwhile the EU is locking up our ministers while our state prosecutor (or whatever it's called in English) says they're innocent
Shvt vp gobboloids I'm trying to watch come ho conosciuto il mio ragazzo - MILLATALK #1
>>145645307
>>145645985>“We as a government have not and will not protect anyone from criminal prosecution if they are suspected of committing criminal acts, regardless of who that may be or which duty they have,” Plenković said.Literally burst out laughing while reading this, no way he said this with a straight face kek
[PIANGOOOOOOO!!] RANIERI IN CONFERENZA STAMPA HA DETTO TUTTO: DA DYBALA A HUMMELS, ANGELINO E SOULE!
>>145646013Why is his hair so wet?
kek
>>145644922and he is completely right about Balerdi, I would rather see Di Cesare or Anselmino get called over him, even Malatini is better
>>145646034totally ignored vavassori because it's a pure bergamasco name but i just noticed he's mulatto
>>145646063>>145646034lmao even chiarodia is germanlolonly gk and the 3 midfielders are born and raised in italy from a full italian family
we are now straight up lying about ownership of teams now to avoid getting called up an american team, Empoli is not owned by Corsi, it is owned by CG Studio which he owns 48% of the company, the rest is owned by Carli Grommet, an Nashville Tennessee company
My honest reaction
I just vomited
>>145646135embarrassing
>>145646011every time this happens bro says he's "shocked"it's crazy
Casabvll
Me? Scouting Kalimuendo
>>145646222Make a nickname and I'll help you shill him
Kimpembuendo
>>145646235Can only think of Kalimuerdo
>Croatia U21
the absolute state of the French teams colour palettes lol
Speed up test without fucking the bitrate
kalimuerto when he plays badkalimonda when he plays well
are ethnically French kids even allowed to play calcio anymore?
>>145646034Jeez
I rate Desplanches a lot
>>145646339not watching, but apparently Baby Croazia is dominating the match :)
>>145646436They're losing against Georgia doe
>>145646444an unfortunate own goal, but Croatia is dominating possession and chances created
>>145646432same, he's doing ok at Palermo so far.
Jesus Volpato is playing like Messi, what the fuck
>le endless ngubu talent pool
>>145646407Non-lower class whites play rugby or winter sport's
>>145646407France is no longer France
>>145646568it just seems very unlikely that a nation of about 70 million people can't field a single De Gaulle looking player in all of their teams t b h.
>>145646407They get filtered by the slavery-tier clairefontaine training and retire or escape (Griezmann)
>>145646623When I lived there, barely anyone at my school played football. Mostly rugby, handball and some tennis/athletics. Everyone skied though, but not many at a level beyond a hobby
I loathe Gnonto so fucking much
In a different timeline, Feyenoord would playing with an attack of:Gnonto - Gimenez - Paixao
>>145646696>talent
>>145646709If Riomma gets to be an Italian Giant™, then Gnonto gets to be an Italy Talent™
>>145646696You'd have lost that 2023 memedivise
>>145646732Arne would have unlocked him like he unlocked Gravenberch and Gakpo
Pradè time to scam some eplel teams before they realize it
I rated Kayode in the U19 but he's not improved much desu
>KayodeIt has to be on purpose to make me racist
Yamauchi is sorry to keep you waiting. The update will be coming next week.
Ranieri: "Before I take questions, I want to say I've had more offers in these months than when I won the league with Leicester. I've always said I would only return for Roma or Cagliari. I was honestly speechless at the meeting at how much Dan Friedkin cared about Roma. I couldn't say no." "I believe that there are no more set formations except for those teams and coaches who have been together for many years. Nowadays, coaches make changes to improve. I have to see who is in good shape, then I will choose how we play.""I am a fan first then the coach. Playing at home with the fans booing is the worst thing in the world. I want a united team and fanbase. It is important that the fans can leave the stadium saying 'at least we tried' if things go badly.""It is normal that I have bonuses in my contract for certain objectives, I chose the bonuses. At Leicester I put the bonus in for winning the league.""Right now the main objective is to bring the team up. Then we'll talk with Totti to see if he can help. That doesn't mean he will return to Roma, to be clear.""Roma have many important young players, let's see between now and January. If there's an opportunity for a transfer, I'm sure they'll make me happy.""We can't afford any boos at home games. Do it at the end of the game, I will come to the curva and you can boo me.""I can promise, you will no longer see Angelino as a central defender."On Dybala: "I immediately said I will choose who I want to play, to the sporting director and he accepted. I once had a president tell me that if I let a player play, he would send me home. I went home."On Hummels: "I went to a few of his games and I can tell you I wonder why he can't play. I will choose who makes me win."
>>145646696Gnontolo seems to finally be doing ok in the eplelB so it might have worked.
PRADEEEEE FAST FAST
>Kayode againI'm gonna say it
Inter PureBlood Zanotti would never
Juventus will receive compensation of about €1.7 million from Fifa after Cabal got injured while on national team duty with Colombia
>look up what Pfrfrundi has been doing >perma benched at Losannaoof
>>145646795CALCIO, just watched the film 2 days ago
>>145646898Career probably ogre
Ndour is a Loftus tier ghost
>>145646909Is it gud? I don't trust anything with Orlando Bloom in it
>>145646925tbf he's 18 which in Italian years is unironically equivalent to 15, but the fact that according to official stats he's still tinier than Baldanzi doesn't bode well for him.
>>145646846I'll say it, judentus dna
>>145646953Eh... it's okay, the racing sequences and references to GT are nice but the story is weak and the actors are as warm as Motta during a pre-match press conference
>>145646978More like Fiocretina DNA
>kayode, gnontolo, ndour worst on the pitchmmmmhhhhhh
Someone bake before my kapsalon gets delivered>>145646988Those press conferences make me miss Allegri so much. Same thing with the new coach over here in Rotterdam, it's such a hard act to follow.Also now Koeman after Louis van Gaal, he was/is a true entertainer
>>145647004Enduro was fine for most of the match though
Danza Enduro
wonder if >we're going to tryhard like the last time and make Dropflowers play in this summer U21 Euro like Tonali did last time, or if >we'll have more self-respect this time around.
>throw away a lead because of a shit defence>unable to score the 3-0I get that the senior NT takes all the gud youngsters but these guys are such enormous shitters
>>145647156Zanotti, Calafiori and Prati Will be mainstayers the senior team for the next decade, it's an average generation for Italian standards.
>>145647227>>145647227>>145647227>>145647227>>145647227NEW
>>145645922Pretty sure if he’s patient he’ll find his place, either as a starter or semi-regular starter. He needs Salad or Diaz to gfto or get injured though, otherwise he’ll never get a fair chance. Think he needs a decent run of games to find his confidence again.
