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my clubsies :)
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>russia
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>laffs
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seattle kraken.
that's it. that's the post.
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grinding paragon
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best of luck to all the mountain frens tonight
:)
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i'm creating a hockey league on chatgpt
the st. caelan ravens defeated the raithewood wolves for the moran cup last year. liam johnson was the MVP. scored a hatty in game 6 fyi
i'll keep you updated
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>>145624902
da?
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>>145624877
>>145624877
>>145624877
>>145624877
>>145624877
>>145624877
>>145624877
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What the hell is in Winnipeg?
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>>145624990
Wheat
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>>145624990
The league-leading 15-1 Jets
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time for hockey doggies
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>>145624990
Cold in winter and bugs in summer
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>>145624941
I got busy and forgot to mountain post from work yesterday
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>>145625010
first jersey i ever bought was a foreurs jersey
i liked the green and gold
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>>145625033
based, thanks for the local image mountainchad
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>>145625041
Wisconsin knows how you're feeling
>so do old Northstars fans a bit
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Why the FUCK arent the pucks being dropped
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>>145624990
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>>145625063
Comfy.
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Oh damn the Hess truck is back
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>>145625033
nice hill
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>>145624990
A first round exit
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>>145625101
touch snow
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>>145625138
post an original mountain shot right now
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>>145625176
It doesnt snow where i live
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>>145624990
Alcoholism and Slurpee induced obesity.
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>>145625063
I wish I could get a better shot but I usually see those while driving the work truck
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>>145625183
talk to me nice, faggot.
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>>145625183
here's another one for you
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>>145625227
what's that sign way?
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>>145625109
don't post the lain jets pic ever again
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>>145625227
For me?
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>>145625212
>>145625227
Alright those are nice mointains, I'll admit it. This is what mine are supposed to look like but I don't have much OC on the new phone.
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>>145625210
I like taking photos from here. By the glacier erratic
51°07'09.5"N 114°09'03.3"W
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>>145625133
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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mountains are overrated
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mountains are underrated
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squid is number 1
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Do you think Trouba's mom ever had her lips around a BBC?
Rangers fan it btw
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mountains are rated
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Mountains are titular
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>>145625261
Looks comfy desu
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>>145625303
some are more titular than others
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>>145625243
meds
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battle
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Hockey is pretty gay if you think about it...
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>>145625239
west block, it's at a farm with an apple orchard I went to recently. there were more apples that direction.
>>145625252
those are pretty nice. makes you wonder whats out there. i drove through upstate ny a couple years ago and i generally enjoyed it.
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bataille
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>>145625316
"tetons" is colloquial French for an animal's teats
>titular- Latin; holding or constituting a purely formal position or title without any real authority.
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Time for My Capies :)
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>scoreless draws everywhere
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This Penguins attendence is pretty grim. If it's this bad already I fully expect Gary to either gift them another Crosby or relocate the team to another Sunbelt city
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>>145625341
There's a decent amount of comfiness and wilderness in the area
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>>145625380
semen-slurping sport
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teats is a funny word
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>>145625392
You know what other words are funny?
Bud and 1
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>>145625373
shit team
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>>145625406
>A fucking leaf
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>>145625403
This gimmick never drew a dime
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>>145625381
too bad there are no new crosbys on the horizon. relocation to houston it is
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>>145625381
Every time its been grim gary has gifted them a generational talent
Trust the garyplan
Dubas will still botch it thoughever
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>>145625444
>Dubas will still botch it thoughever
*trades 1st round picks*
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bud1 sucks but it's only the second worst current /hoc/ forced meme besides didn't ask
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>0-0 in the Nation's Capital
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>>145625316
comfy
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>>145625460
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>scoreless draws
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>>145624990
7/11
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I like hockey
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>>145625033
based
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>>145625491
m-me too
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MY CAPIES :)
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>>145625491
This isnt the thread for you
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>>145625491
I also like hockey
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>laffs
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I love ice hockey and we're going to get married one day, you'll see
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I liked burritos. Especially breakfast burritos. Can a scooter bound retard please bring one to me?
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My Capies :(
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>most dangerous draw in Our Nation's Capital
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>>145625512
But I'm short and can't cook (๑•́ ヮ •̀๑)
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>>145625512
I love fire hockey, so it could never be.
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I like all of the mountain photos that /hoc/ is sharing
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Michael Bunting is ready to whoop some ass.
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>>145625580
seems to be one of our natural gimmicks
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>scoreless intermission
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>the city of Toronto
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My Capies :)
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>mcnugget minute
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/Hersch/
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>>145625558
you're not supposed to say it but i'm glad johnny's dead
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>>145625638
fuck you ୧༼ಠ益ಠ∩༽
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there's a municipal election in my city right now and i think i'll vote for the ex hockey player for mayor lol
don't give a fuck about policies
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>>145625645
based
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>>145625645
memes and gut feelings are more reliable metrics of a good leader than policies
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april 17 2022
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>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/

>>>/out/
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>>145625638
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>>145625645
Grand Forks, North Dakota mayor Brandon Bochenski was targeted with a smear campaign accusing him of being a secret agent for Kazakhstan!
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>>145625645
Thanks, bro. I'll eat cocks in office. Ex laff btw.
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>the city of Rochester
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Go Tavares
Go Staal
Go Juice
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>>145625701
Which one? I know of at least two. One of them is definitely a shithole.
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>>145625457
>for Nic Robertson
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burger did it wingsbros
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>>145625701
>>145625721
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Well?
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>>145625721
>>145625746
there are three, New York, Minnesota, and Washington have been Rochestered
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>>145625751
>2027 scf
>debbies/mild
garybros..
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WingsBros im thinking the Yzerplan is back
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>>145625751
it's like 2:30 in the morning for you, go back to bed you feget
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>>145625754
How many Springfields are there
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>>145625763
The Dumbass roster is back, at least.
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>>145625772
Lots, bolt action, .30cal, deadly.
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>>145625772
only Shpringfield, KY matters
>There are 67 populated places named Springfield in the United States. The name "Springfield" is common in the English-speaking world, especially in the United States and Britain and Ireland.
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please put us out of our misery bros it's bad enough the flyers will have a dynasty with michkov now we have nobody on our team worth squat seriously bros can gary just relocate us to kansas city or something
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>Shpringfield, KY
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ever watch the simpsons?
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>>145625802
used to
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>>145625794
i feel you fellow yinzerbro, life doesnt matter anymore and the Flyers are gonna be the greatest team of all time
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>>145625774
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>>145625794
for real bro how can anyone enjoy hockey if michkov isn't on their team
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Who the fuck is Michkov
Everybody's talking about Michael Misa and Roger McQueen
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>>145625820
more like Misa Horny and Roger McQueer lol
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are they going to have Veteran's Appreciation Night all week long?
>just call it Veteran's Week, Gary... damn
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more like bitchkov lmao
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>>145625832
>>145625838
Cx
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>>145625836
Do you call yourself a veteran despite being a retard who served in the Air Force and sustained brain damage when delivering a burrito?
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Sabres (7-8-1) next 7 games:
>vs Blues
>@ Flyers
>@ Kings
>@ Ducks
>@ Sharks
>vs Wild
>vs Canucks

Predictions? (Yes I'm asking)
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>>145625907
Didn't ask.
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>>145625838
lol so true go habs
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i'm a veteran of the chilly easter evening in 2022
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My Capies :)
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>>145625907
L
W
L
L
W
L
L
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>>145625933
Damn that's brutal
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refs can eat shit
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>After video review (Which I did not watch) we have a goal good
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/hoc/ btfo
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Gotta get pucks in deep
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>>145626002
shocked and stunned
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buttplugs in deep
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Pugs in deep
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>>145625907
WWLWWLL
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RALLY ROUND THE FAMILY
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>someone asked
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>scorefull draw
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>>145626045
POCKET FULL OF SHELLS
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>muh fight the power boomer rock
holy cringeoli
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>>145626002
will they keep them in the next year's version after it goes out of business?
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>>145626060
>boomer rock

You mean Gen X
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>>145626070
The ea cheques will keep them in business for years to come
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id fuck the shit outta that bitch in the carfax commercial
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>>145626084
what's the difference?
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>>145626002
Do the dykes have a cup? Name? Don't tell me if it's gonna make me ill.
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My Capies :)
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>>145626090
that's somebody's daughter jsyk
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>laffs
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>a goalie wearing #48
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>>145626133
/hoc/ players should be allowed to wear 0 and 00
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>>145626110
shes gonna give me a daughter jsyk
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>>145626110
Teenage daughter!?
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>ra6s
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going to pick up some beers and an eknergy drink brb
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>>145626167
grab me a sunny delight
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>>145626133
There’s only one 48
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>>145626167
grab me some purple stuff
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>>145626167
Monster coffee, salted caramel because I'm feeling edgy
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R U S H
U
S
H
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spicy bloody mary
shot of vodka
sugar free red bull
and an apple
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>>145626167
Get me some bugles and a Pepsi
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>>145626167
slurpee and a candy candy
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Im drinking tropical juice on ice
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>>145626167
Gatorade Riptide Rush
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>unrelated ice hockey image, nothing to see here
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Need some Copenhagen longcut straight.
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>>145626217
>bugles
damn i miss them
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unrelated bud1 image
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rush this
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That's a world class dive.
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This super /hoc/man tv show this goes out to my anons and anonettes
>JUST
>LIKE
>MY ISLANDERS
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Can't believe Letang is still playing.
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>>145626286
do you 'member when bud raped you and you had a spastic meltdown?
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Kris Latinx
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>>145626282
>juggalos and juggalettes
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>>145626334
WHOOP WHOOP
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>linesperson
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>>145625907
L L L L L L L
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the Clubbies are getting away with a LOT of shit off of the puck
that's not going to last
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Are you ready for /hoc/kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg2G5gf9GHk
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clubbies
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my canesies are playing like lazy retards
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Utah a shit
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>>145626404
rookies playing for their lives tonight with drouin and nuke coming back on friday
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still trying to force clubbies huh fucking retard
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>>145626381
>that's not going to last
or maybe it will
these are our reffies, after all
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>>145626309
i was the star witness :)
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>For me, it's laffs boipucci.
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>>145626454
Takes one to know one, lad
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he kicked it
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my squadrons 。◕‿◕。
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>>145626454
/hoc/ tuah
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y'know by saying "takes one to know one" you're technically admitting you are what the person called you

t. knower
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better beat the fucking ducks desu
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>>145626508
Faggot
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Pasta had 10 shots on net least night
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logan thompson is canada's goalie
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>>145626519
takes one to know one
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>>145626447
I'm unironically looking forward to it
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detroit and pittsburgh just playing for a point
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>wings and pingues looking for the meaning of Life
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>>145626508
I know I am but what are you
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>>145626535
Its been a shit game, hope Kongs and Avs are better
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>>145626533
I see
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regular season overtime should be eliminated and draws treated like both teams lose, with no one getting points. 3 points for a win.
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>>145626454
I call em the clubbies
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>>145626558
No
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>>145626508
im rubber and your glue. whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you, loser
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>>145626558
>draws treated like both teams lose, with no one getting points

based, death to boring coaches
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mitch marner reminds me of smedley butler
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>scorefull Gary Time
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>>145626584
I told my butler I had a smelly marner
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>>145626558
what's the point of having points if there's only wins and losses tho
just make the standings look like baseball
games behind
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>panel thinks Kongs have been bringing along Byfield nicely

Delusional, Byfield's a bust.
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business idea: find line mates for crosby whose last names are stills and nash
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>>145626558
based shame all non-winners
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>>145626607
you still record a draw, which means the game is over and you can go home. maybe it could be a plus in your favor for tiebreak reasons.
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>pongs
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>>145626608
he just needs more time
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>>145626621
cool. i wish i could draw
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look at how quickly someone got a goal a soon as they secured their loser point
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lol fuck the pens
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>>145626621
Hope you're right, I'd rather have Stutzle rn
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YzerPlanBros we did it
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>>145626558
I wish they went with a 3-2-1-0 system, it's just better but it probably fucks with record keeping too much to have like 150 point seasons
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Who knew Mathews was the glue holding the Laffs together
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West cost games are for faggots


Every game should start at 7 pm EST desu senpai
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PLEASE TELL ME WHY
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>>145626629
shut the fuck up you passport bro faggot
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>>145626641
3 for win, 2 for OT win?, 1 for OT loss?, 0 for loss?
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>>145626629
hot
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>>145626642
When were laffs ever together?
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Ian Cole fucked Abby Labbar
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OH NO

LOOK OUT, CAPPIES!!!
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>>145626668
That sweater is too based for nuhoc so basically, kys.
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>>145626663
Yep, I think only the dyke league does it unless they stole it from someone in Europe. The scenario in playoff races where you have to hope for some other bullshit game to not "go to overtime" is so dumb
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Biz > Bud
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Cable cam in Utah. Kind of neat.
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>highest altitude by elevation

What the fuck did Mike mean by this
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>turn over for no reason
based retard
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svech dead
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>laffs
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Why do the reffies hate Svechnikov so much?
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>>145626685
that is literally the point system every tournament sanctioned by the iihf uses, retard.
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>>145626508
sure but you are taking the higher learned ground like and adult.
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>scoreless draw at The Pond
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its over, pongsbros....its time to sell the team, i cant believe Crosby and Malkin wasted all their good years here
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BUSINESS IDEA:

State Hockey Teams, for regional rivalry purposes and such
>some states would partner, like HA and AK
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>>145626741
this win feels so meaningless knowing michkov is on the flyers bro
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Business Idea:
Hockey Teams that focus on DEI and multiculturalism
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Am I supposed to rub my amulet
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>>145626558
points should only be awarded to winners and they should be equal to the amount of goals they won by
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business idea: ask
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>>145626771
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Business Reality: all these stupid ideas would lose money immediately and fail miserably
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Business idea:
we go HARD in the paint next time
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Malkin said no to Gary's blumpkin request. even Ovi and Crosby know better. case closed.

edit* my Leafs are getting Malkin in january for the Cup run.
2nd edit* of course no current Leaf refused to blumpkin Gary..why do you think Spezza is where he is ?
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business idea: cheerleaders in the penalty box
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What are my capies doing
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lmao it took a fucking WWE move for the reffies to finally give Utah a penalty
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>>145626804
Gary Time
>>
There are two options of why Matthews is gone.

1. He's getting an expensive hair replacement in L A.

2. His Mexican lazy gene gas kicked in.
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can I get a qrd on the islanders
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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CANES SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>145626794
gary spent 30 years in arizona, he loves losing money and failing immediately
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LOUD cheers in Utah for Carolina's goal
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Necas desu
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>>145626799
Teenage cheerleaders!?
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K E M P E
E
M
P
E
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my avies :(
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>>145626830
Listen the cost is just a little bit sunk, we'll get it back I promise
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>>145626830
not when there's a recession he doesn't
>the Bettmanplan is ALWAYS in play
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Laffs need a PP, gary delivers.
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>>145626663
>>145626728
based
there shouldn't be more points in circulation depending on how many games in the season go to overtime
>>
MY KINGSIES
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>tHe ReFfS
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aho misses teuvo he told me in a dream
>>
my avies! :)
lehkonen!
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>McAmmond, who grew up as an Islanders fan in Alberta, enjoyed a short stint on Long Island before becoming an unrestricted free agent at season's end.
REAL HUMAN DEAN
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Less bins more wins?
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>tfw no Flames until Friday
why has Gary forsaken us, Flamesbros
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>>145626900
Gary hates Canada desu
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>>145626888
literally me
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It's meme, but I like the power up noise when power plays end and the player goes back on the ice. :>
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>craps

lame ending
>>
Leafs are niggers
>>
GG Capsbros
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>>145626837
with swollen labia framed by skin tight team issued ice panties?
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Refs already being biased fags
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It's too hard to follow the puck with this cable cam, especially when the operator can't even follow it correctly.
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>>145626927
Thompson should have tried to beat him to that the lazy fag. Let you fags crawl back into that one.
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Business Idea: Neon Pucks
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>>145626942
I shiggi
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>>145626936
>>145626942
Vancouver chinks can see the puck so what's your excuse
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Is ovi the kwab of the week?
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The music sucks ass in Utah and the DJ is always cutting it off far too short of puck drop.
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>>145626942
>Black Light Night; Neon pucks and Lazor Puck FOR REAL right on the ice; technology will make it work somehow, have faith, kids
the ice crew will have to see if they can add something to the ice to make it react to the black lights; maybe like, glitter???

https://youtu.be/6sjGBXckGB4
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I still want to see black ice and a white puck.
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>the city of Sin
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>Mitch Marner (5) slap shot, assist(s): Morgan Rielly (9), William Nylander (8)
how can he slap?
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>>145626942
>clear puck
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*ices the puck
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for me, Grammy Award Winning group Imagine Dragons from Provo, Utah
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>>145626976
He's gonna need next year to complete the record, forget about retiring now
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/biz/ idea: play with the lights off with a glow in the dark puck
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DID HE JUST GO BETWEEN THE LEGS DIRECTLY INTO THE GOALIE'S CHEST?
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Chrome puck.
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>Invisible Ice Hockey

Imagine if Gary could "blackout" a game at a moment's notice
>frightening
>>
xtreme hockey like xtreme bowling with neon lights
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might go for a sauna gollum sesh bros
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HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY KINGSBROS
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/biz/ idea: light the puck on fire
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>Utah Hockey Club
Holy fuck. I wasn't paying attention. I knew they were a new team but I thought they got a real name. WTF. Strong euro vibes.
>>
How do we make Lazor Puck a real thing, lads?
>I don't just want it on the broadcast, I want the lazor puck in the rink
could be fun at parties...
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>>145627031
Kempe is slaying
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God damn are the kings actually good. Thought they were cooked when Doughty went down.
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/biz/ idea: anal sex with Hanna Yates
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>>145627041
the retard owner already has the name picked out and trademarked (yeti) but he's going through this song and dance of making it look like there was fan input
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my avies :((
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Knies gets hurt and it's over for the Leafs. they only lose every game 2-1 because great buy in from the defense.
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business idea: veteran sexual assault night
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>>145627053
just wait till he gets back
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>Utah Yeti Hockey presented by Yeti Coolers and Black Rifle Coffee
mega based
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>>145627053
Its still early, there's plenty of time for the to blow it. Clarke has been a nice surprise at least, wish they would've kept Faber.
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>>145627041

>GET READY !!!

>FOR THE YETI !!!
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/biz/ idea: post /biz/ ideas
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heres a business idea: my foot in your ass
>>
43 days until the world juniors
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>>145627055
ehm ackshually he wanted venom until it turned out that kids really loved yeti
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>/biz/ideaposting

New, exciting gimmick ready to take off...
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>>145627055
he should've just gone with utah yotes. 50% of utah is red desert just like arizona
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you can tell biznasty is the one trying to force the biz meme
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>>145627064
how's my boy Parker Jones shaping up? thought he would have cracked the lineup already. can't teach 7 feet (including skates)
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did the clubbies or uties show up tonight?
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>Utah Grizzlies
>No Grizzlies in Utah
>Utah Jazz
>No Jazz music history
>Utah Yetis
>No Yetis in Utah
wtf gives bros
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knights scored
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>>145627101
in this household we don't care
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>>145627092
>Parker Jones
He must not be doing great if he's behind Burroughs, Englund, or Caleb Jones for 7th D.
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This a Kings general and always has been
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>>145627090
yeah, but it's all copywritten, so... yeah
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james hagens(america's bedard) has fallen in the consensus top draft prospect rankings...
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>>145627114
>tf
KWAB
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>>145627120
based and Kopi-pilled
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>>145627099
this is all incorrect
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>*on pace for a 6 goal season*
wow so thats the power of the ncaa huh
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>>145627152
literally the face of the league is failure...
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We are playing like DOGSHIT
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>>145627152
Dude looks like the lead singer of an 80s band that no one remembers
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>>145627152
but he did the svechnikov the one time
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>>145627152
how about jack?
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>>145627162
Keep it up
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how long would this genny last if moot added state/province flags to replace country flags
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>>145627165
on of the back up singers for Hall and Oates
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>>145627179
All the canadian province flags besides Quebec and maybe one or two others still have their british cuckstamps
>>
>>
>one of the
[x]
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Kooch NO
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kochetkov just got kicked in the nuts
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>>145627179
My shitposting would increase since I could more easily larp as a retard
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>another night of SHIT games
did gary do this?
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my cansies :<
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>>145627192
Why fish mad?
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good job refs literally blind retards
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NO GOAL!!!
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>>145627198
all sporting fish love a good fight, lad
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2nd time in 3 games canes lose a skate blade leads directly to a goal
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fucking orlov
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get fuckt, Randys
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Meme game in Utah


Many such cases
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Implosion in Utah
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>ice hockey at the Delta Center
honestly, still feels like a dream, Gary =)
>>
Utuah Hocks > Yeti
>>
Orlov again
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>the city of Raleigh
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for me it's the hoc tuahs club
my hoccies
my tueies
my clubbies
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holy shit it's like the Hurricanes have never played hockey before
>>
How do you send Drury to the box? He didn't even throw a punch!
BEHEAD ALL REFS!!!
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>>145627252
>my squaddies ˙͜M˙
>>
Utah player is a tremendous FAGGOT
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>3 goals on 16 SOG
>vs 1 on 36
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>>145627260
no need to sign your post
>>
What do you do when you can't lay a Marner?
>>
what do I put on my wishlist for Xmas /hoc/bros?
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>>145627261
4 on 20 now. That's Hurricanes hockey
>>
SEVEN MINUTE POWERPLAY?
ummm gary... this is a bit too blatant
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i trust gerald's judgement
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>>145625751
hard disagree on edmonton
they're fucked if they don't win this year
With the McDrai extensions they'll have so much cap tied up in 2-3 players depending on what they do with bouchard. And their D is cooked, Ekholm is the only one that isn't shit and he's 34
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>>145627099
>Utah Hockey Club
>No hockey in Utah
>>
>Gareth Syndobald Bettman the IX
>Baron of the Seven Frozen Ponds
>>
If Gary was a crime fighting vigilante who dressed like a bat he’d be Gary Batman
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CAM ON CANES SCAR SOME FAKIN GOALS
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>UTAH- 1/5
>RALEI- 1/40
=(
>>
>hits post on breakaway
>takes dumb penalty right after

Fiala you motherfucker.
>>
missing Jarvis desu
>>
THRILLING FUCKING ICE HOCKEY IN SALT LAKE CITY

THANK YOU GARY
>>
not sure why Tripp is talking like the Hurricanes are ever going to score again in this game
they don't fucking have it and it couldn't be more obvious
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>>145627332
didn't even put it on the bus before the left
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Currently sitting on the toilet and letting out pure liquid hurricanes power play
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IN THE FACE!
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Uh Kongs, can you get a fucking shot on net already?
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>7 minutes of PP and no goals
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DUCKS!
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just took the new york islanders to the super bowl
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My penguins ):
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This is NOT a hugging sport!

FAG!
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back to backs shouldn't be a thing
>>
how fucking short is roslovic's stick lmao
>>
my avies!! :))
rantanen!
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>>145627329
Imagine this same game but in the prestigious Mullet Arena
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FATBOY
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>>145627376
>>
>20 minutes with no shot on goal

Kongs deserve to lose this.
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>>145627396
no one deserves to lose tonight anywhere near as much as my canesies do
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Too bad 1/4 of the arena in Utah couldn't even see their own goal.
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commish should be elected by fans every year
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>>145627396
Trust in Georgiev to let in the shot on goal.
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>>145627376
I will say that loved watching the NHL at a college rink, and I still love watching the Sun Debbies when they play someone better than they are
>they're not Independent anymore, NCHC
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>get kwabbed
>immediately lash out at the arena
absolute state of meth hicks
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>>145627422
What happened
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>>145624902
lmao its true
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Just fucking shit out a tremendous watery marner
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gary owes me hockey kino 365 days a year
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>FRAUD ALERT
>FRAUD ALERT
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Pretty sure biz just said "constellation prize"
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>>145627457
they're not frauds, they're just lazy and shameless
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>>145627461
but wouldn't you like to have a constellation named after you, lad? I would...
>Theodorus, the Drunken Sailor, Legendary Mariner and tamer Deep
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>>145627461
lol
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>millions of yotes fans deserved to lose their team because... they just did ok!!
>>
>>
>tamer of the
[]
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are there any sober Vegas fans left out there?
>You're winning
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>mfw 10minute penalty kill for my yetis
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canes are so bad it's unreal
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>>145627517
they proved to be up to the challenge
>Gary will have to adjust the magnets immediately
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Never 4get
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>>145627499
>Vegas
>sober

Rare.
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>>145627540
Oh this is why the Kings hated Quick and disrespected him so much despite helping them win a Stanley Cup
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if gary feeds utah a free cup this year i'm done with this sport
>>
Just took a thicc rocky Marner
>>
LA Goalie change
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just unloaded a piping hot didn't ask
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>>145627527
that's basically what shootouts look like in my beer league except the goalie isn't going to snap his stick
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>>145627430
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>>145627594
What happened to Kuempers bussy?
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whoever gets the next goal will have the lead
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>>145627604
Buck broketh from the Kongs incompetence at not getting shots.
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>>145627600
normal twigs cost like $100 at least for something decent
I can only imagine how expensive goalie twigs are
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>>145627604
The RADICAL LEFT absolutely CANCELLED Keumper's bubblegum PINK bussy with their THROBBING shot differential | not clickbait
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I vote that we start calling Utah the Yeti
>HC is just too Yuropoor for me
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For me, it's the Utah Venom
>>
my yetties :)
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For me, it's the SLC Sneed
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It'll be HIM
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>>145627658
WRONG

MOOSE
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my avies!!! :))
rantanen!!
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>>145627666
With Finns, you win!
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my joseph smythe trophies :)
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>ducks
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for me it's Yeti
>and then Mammoth
>and then the rest don't make the cut
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>>145627679
Uhm sorry sweaty our professional lacrosse team is already the mammoth so ummm try again
>>
uhm actually dudeweedistan invented hairy elephants 1 trillion years ago
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>>145627687
Go the fuck out of this thread, lad, this is the Hockey General and I swear by my Mother's life, m8, you need to be off or it gonna get messy for the lot of us
>and so forth.. scene
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>>145627700
try me lad I sleep with a machete
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>>145627712
Do you ever cut yourself in your sleep, lad; that sounds pert' dangerous
>a most dangerous cut
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>>145627715
Yes, a lot. But
The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one

Be right to learn that lad
>>
it's hockey club and it will remain hockey club
>>
Best name would be the Utah Mission
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>>145627700
you were raped by another man
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I'll make a note of that
>and send a base-wide e-mail to the Wing King and Chaplain
>>145627726
>Utah Yeti
say it
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>>145627614
you can get decent goalie sticks for not that much more than $100, but i see a lot being used that are like $200-300 or so. the hockey store near me gets a lot of pro stock and it all goes pretty quick especially the goalie stuff, $700-1000 pads that are sold within a day or two lol it's nuts
>>
>>145627726
Sad but true
>>
it should be the No Homers Club (we can have one)
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>>145627722
FOUO
>>145627737
>>
Welcome to utah /hoc/ club
no swedish and no dogs
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>>145627749
>>
>in the city, the city of Compton
>>
Ranty Hatty!
>>
WITH FINNS
YOU WINNNNNN
>>
my avies :)
rantanen hatty
>>
what do you get when you have two finns and an empty net
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>>145627772
an aids epidemic
>>
MIKKO
RANTANEN
I SAID A MIKKO RANTANEN
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>>145627772
The same thing that happens when there is a Finnish goalie.
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The Utah Swing Music
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>the Utah Space Angels
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>>145627805
>>145627805
>>145627805
new
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>>145627540
reminder: they can't zoom in like this anymore due to the digital board ads (satanic sigils)



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