previous>>145622009
doyers
Bitxch!!!
>>145643365Ohhh you fucker... You mother FUCK er. You just messed with the wrong one... You have no idea whats comin, bitxch!!!
Jays
Goodnight
webm thread
Doyers
>>145643365You are FUCKED!!!!!11 tally it up mfer!!
>>145643365o i got ya
>>145643408Does he use that bat in game action? I like it.
>>145643454Shiti Peeld lol!!!
omikek shitti piels
https://bsky.app/profile/codifybaseball.bsky.social/post/3lajnwzmu222b
>>145643594Fuck you bitch
>>145643351>Wake up >Realize Dodgers are still the world champions >Go back to sleep happy that they finished the job this timeThe boys in blue did it. They really frickin did it
Can somebody please post that webm of Vladimir Guerrero Jr running the bases. Thank you
>>145643669finally, the good ending
>>145643597suck my dick
>>145643458Yeah Clement had a few ABs with it in the Blue Jays@Cubs series
>>145643692I'm literally a girl tho
What happened to the Doyers and Jints rivalry ?
>>145644008pygmy umps is what I think the jint fag said last I heard
>>145644008I still hate the giants as a Dodgers fan but honestly they don't have any hateable players like the poodres currently do.The 2021 NL West race was absolutely kino and the perfect way to send off the 2010s dodgers/giants eras, hasn't really been the same since.
Premier 12Japan vs Koreahttps://nspotv1.com/sports/player/channel_list.phphttps://www.wbsc.org/en/events/2024-premier12/schedule-and-results/box-score/144795
>>145644480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNyF4fVwI1E
>>145644480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3h6CNEqdow
>>145644783
Nick Castellanos cock suck
Absolutely insane the Rays are playing at Steinbrenner Field next year.
>>145643365doyers
>>145644999just move them to montreal and rename them i say
>>145645063Rasy
>>145644480Takahashi hasn't been himself so far, had some trouble in that practice game too. He's getting lots of Ks but getting hit around too. On the bright side Morishita is unstoppable
>>145644480
>>145645322The early innings were a little scary for Team Japan.
>>145644999it's in tampa. it's logical.
>>145645356Yeah its was kinda hairy there for a bit, but they've been taking control late this whole thing. Not a good thing to rely on but still, at least they're doing it. I hope its my boy Saiki against Taiwan tomorrow
>The dimensions of the field precisely mimic that of both the old Yankee Stadium and the new Yankee Stadiumso rays will have that short porch?
If not fren why fren shaped?
>.109
ohtani could have lived like this if he didn't marry a christmas cake
>>145645739this is roughly were i see myself in 10 years
>>145645739Anyone could live like that assuming they could afford those two's hourly fee
>>145645739Me in the middle
>>145643425Why don't more pitchers do this?
>A federal judge in Houston on Thursday gave broadcaster Diamond Sports Group the green light to emerge from bankruptcy, wrapping a 20-month saga that roiled the world of sports television.>All six MLB teams that are staying with Diamond — Atlanta, the Detroit Tigers, Los Angeles Angels, Miami Marlins, St. Louis Cardinals and Tampa Bay Rays — renegotiated their contracts. That includes the Braves, the one team whose contract Diamond had said it intended to move forward with intact. But the last-minute modifications to the Braves’ deal may also have been made at the behest of MLB and the team.https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5922803/2024/11/14/broadcaster-diamond-bankruptcy-approval-plan/LMAOing at these poorfag teams
>>145646371did the braves renegotiate to get more money?
>>145645259And play where? Olympic Stadium is being rehabbed right now.
>>145643351How can Mookie be an all-MLB outfielder when he spent half his season in the infield?
>>145646836diversity quota
cardinals will lose 100 games
>>145644008Giants aren't very competitive atm. Their last hurrah against us was very kino if even at the end they got cucked by a questionable check swing if I remember correctly.
New uniforms for the Indians
wander franco wouldve secured the out #imjustsayin
>>145646927Trumps back just go back to Indians
>>145646938Good image. I should hang this on my office wall. It will motivate me to always hustle.
>>145646943But they first changed their names under Trump?
>>145646371I lmao at third worlders who are poor irl. They will never be able to retire. ha ha
>>145647148Didn’t they become the goordz in 2021?
>MLB to produce, distribute local Reds broadcasts in 2025Cool. I might look further into this once more information about it comes out.
We bring the Bohm!
>>145647727Ready or notHere come the boys from K-Town
>>145643365>posts my shop from years agoawesome>names it exactly the same.....creepy
>>145647851Maybe you posted it while sleepwalking. I've woken up several times in the middle of the night and found myself doing some really gay shit.Braves fan btw.
For me? Its the World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers and the 121 loss Chicago White Sox sharing the same spring training facility.
>>145647980camelback ranch! its one of the nicer az parks
well mlb?
>>145648342I don't get why anyone would find it appealing to sit next to a married instagram "model". The 30 years behind home plate sounds pretty dope though. At least if you're a fan.
>>145648342How do you even pull these? Just buying topps baseball cards?
>>145648342she's going to cuck paul with a fan?
PLEASE
>>145648693My white ass thought this was Donald Trump!
>>145648342i want weekly sex with her for 5 years and ill consider the deal
i'm hearing ha-seong kim to the dodgersyea or nay?
>>145648998What's he being offered?
>>145649121a real chance at a world series title (kek poodres)
>>145649175kek
>>145649175kek lol
>>145645322Team Japan struck out 17 batters in that game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvN-ICUZlKA
>>145646927that reminds me, every team will technically have new uniforms now that they're returning to the previous material and lettering used before 2024.
>>145649175kekkies!
>>145649334how much did that guy who got ohtani's 50hr ball get?
>>145648342I'd accept the offer but I'd probably pass out from cumming my pantalones so hard when I sneed her!
THIRD WORLD HOURS
when is the Mets NLDS championship parade?
I fucking love SCIENCEand I fucking love EXIT VELO
>DR got shit on by aussieskino
Camden Yards is getting a new LF again: >The Orioles are altering the dimensions of the left field wall at Camden Yards again ahead of the 2025 season, Orioles GM Mike Elias just said during a news conference.>Mike Elias said the Orioles "overcorrected" in 2022 by moving the LF wall back about 30 feet. These changes will bring the wall in between 9-20 feet.
>>145643351Why didn't alleged NL MVP Candidate Francisco Lindor come out?
Me waiting for good Chadres news. (Doyers will probably get Sasaki)Man, I think we'll be fine next year but I'm still thinking til this day this really was the greatest Padres team ever assembled. 24..... 24..... :(
>>145646371>Braves negotiating with bankrupt cable groupThere's just something disgustingly poetic about that, the idea of telling your guest "if you need to take a shit go to the bathroom behind the cellar door cause it flushes better"A team brought up with the cable era with the guy who created Cable as we knew it. Now Donald Trump is president and the Braves are conceding money to a bankrupt cable provider after being seized from Turner due to a series of financial mistakes that included Warner Brothers and Time-Life going all in on AOL and through that Ted Turner being fucked out of sports ownership due to classic Reagan/Clinton Era financial trickeries. Ted Turner is just an old man and old rich rich man with no power over an empire he created as it collapses.
I could suck a mean cock right now
>>145651313You should find a nice cock who can play mean, find a cock you can take to family holidays too.
>>145650606
>>145651313How lewd!
https://x.com/yusseff305/status/1854320897785577671
https://x.com/BNightengale/status/1857519998702334013
>>145649707>Henderson was born in Montgomery, Alabama, and grew up in Selma, Alabama, where he attended John T. Morgan Academy>The school is named for John Tyler Morgan, a Confederate general and Grand Dragon of the Ku Klux Klan who, as a U.S. Senator, advanced several bills to legalize lynching of African-Americans.That's /our klansman/
Europeans don't know ball and shouldn't post on /mlb/
>>145650923>Why didn't alleged NL MVP Candidate Francisco Lindor come out?he's been out of the closet for a while now
I usually hit up COCKtail after Rays games, but now that they'll be in Tampa this year, do any Floridabros know some good gay bars in Tampa that would be good to go to after games?
>>145650846>>145651670I think I know why they changed it.
>>145652106rawr xD
yankees get to play 87 games in yankee stadium next yearaaron judge about to have the fakest season of all time
It's your fault. I accidentally posted on reddit like I was on 4ch and got over 50 negative reviews. What are you going to do about it?
>Blue Jays hire David Bell as VP baseball operations and assistant GMJays makin' moves
condition and temperature of the stove please
>>145652430Bell is an asshat
Asshole mother fucker
Call me The Female
>>145652207tennoheika banzai!!!
>>145643441I almost went to the penultimate game at the coliseum(the last game was absurdly expensive even for nosebleeds) but I had to work late for my stupid fucking jobIm so mad
Hey
>“Based on what I’m hearing, I think the Padres, Rays, Mets and Braves are all more likely to sign Sasaki than the Dodgers — and several other teams will be in the mix,”Jim Bowden
>>145653414Bowden doesnt know jacksquat ... AND PRINT IT
>>145653533I think he just likes to troll
KISS MY ASS RIGHT DOWNTOWN AND PRINT IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiVVbYK9HXw
>Friday night in the middle of November and I'm hanging out in a baseball generalwhat hath my life become
that funky muncy
>mike tyson vs jake paul gets a sticky>dodgers vs yankees world series never got a single sticky???
>>145654194thought about watching it but will just wait for the WebMs of the key moments. fuck this gay timeline.
munchy muncy
This shit is awkward af
what team getting the pea?
Gaylanta is on a mission
muncy munchy
>>145658037Why is he dressed like an Aztec?
I’d love to see a zoomer streamer try to make one hit from a professional pitcher
>>145659950why he look like howie mandel
>>145652706Good honestly, I hope he gives shatkins an earful
max munchy muncy
max funky muncy
>>145660270i would simply bunt for a base hit
It's looking more and more likely that he's going to stay in LA
>>145669551He practically begged the team to stay, and they were interested in bringing him back. Any speculation putting him anywhere else was pretty pointless.
boxing fucking sucks
Max Muncy is a very spiritual being
baybaw
The femanon here
munchy max muncy
>>145674798that garbage wasn't boxing
>>145674798it's a joke at this point
Are Yankees fans just thugs and thugs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPErx4zvMJIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVVtw1prXd4
which one is worse for stinkee fans?>soto is a doyer>soto is a met>soto is a red sock
baseball
Japan's batting lineup is weak, but their pitchers are good.
Taiwanese cheerleaders are cute.I want them in NPB too.
Premier12 update for those interested>Today's GamesJapan beats Taiwan 3-1, player of the game is SP Hiroto Saiki. Japan remains the only undefeated team in the tournament and top of B bracket.Korea vs DR is still on for those interested.https://live.qq.com/10067694>TomorrowCuba (1-2) vs Japan (3-0) at 6:00 AM EST Taiwan (2-1) vs Aussies (1-2) at 6:30 AM EST
>>145679516thank you
>>145679516After being down 6-0 entering the bottom of the 6th, Korea completes an incredible comeback to beat the Dominican Republic 9-6. Korea is now 2-2 and back in this thing, DR falls to 1-3 and into last place in B bracket.
>>145677486>>145677773>Mfw the best part was an accidental ass shot from the circus of a broadcast that was Netflix
Forgot pic
>>145679450korean cheerleaders are better
>>145679972After all, this one looks delicious too
My Yankees should make a trade for Yandy Diaz imo
>>145678169I think you should kill yourself
>>145679956is that Bane?
Janitor applications are now being accepted. Apply here.
Woke up feeling like a cubger
Where is orc poster?
>>145643669Somehow they were the only team that didn't shit the bed this postseason. Crazy world.
What an odd photo to use O'Hoppe. You didn't have a better less gay looking one?
>>145650846>>145651990That seemed like a dumb change to begin with. It made the park look uglier as well.
>>145681812they did shit the bed, but they got bailed out by the poodres diarrheaing the bed
I’m hearing Jake Paul to the dodgers
>>145651990I saw someone saying that the change actually hurt the Orioles more than helped them. Their players were robbed of 70+ home runs that would have gone out with the old dimensions. Meanwhile the opponent's only lost like 60.
>>145682034>"robbed"their old park was a little league park
Peff Jassan MINDFUCKED Jed Hoyer
>>145682122Just like nu yaks stadium
>>145681898this pic is giving intense st louis vibes
Corbin Bums has AIDS
Corbin Burns pozzed my neghole
hopefully this cold stove heats up after the 19th when everyone accepts or rejects their QOs.
kek
Stove status?
>>145684642Oy vey!
Daily Doyers
Mariners!
>>145685099>Mariners!Yay! Memeiners finger-pointing cunt.
gape me out at the ball gamegape me out with the crowdbuy me some penis and gape my assi dont care if it ever shrinks backso its loose, loose, loose for the home teamif they dont win ill get gapedcause its one, two, three inches widewhile im getting gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaped!
>>145684642700k in materials5m in wages paid to workers50m in union kickbacks which is then funneled into Dem SuperPACS
so cold…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_WBSC_Premier12>Most recent champion(s) Japan (1st title)>Most titles South Korea (1 title) Japan (1 title)Umm, yanksisters, can someone explain this???
>>145685416I'll eyes popping blac man this, although I personally would have stopped at the "gape my ass" line. The rest feels a lil' shoehorned. That first half has a lot of fun & natural flow 2 it however, though!Anywhey, shocked black man
It's important to have personal standards *shits a lil squart*, being able to examine one's self with a critical eye *shakes leg*
>>145685921thank you for the constructive criticism.
>>145686107With time and pressure, /mlb/ will yet be THE treasured nucleus of culture and humor.Time, and pressure.
>>145685416Where did you get the picture of John Moseliak?
I’m a n00b. Why is mlb free agency so slow? Other leagues have major signings in the first couple days
>>145686702It's milking season
>>145686702other leagues have a salary cap. if you don't sign, the money won't be there later.
Rays sisters.....
>>145685921let's hear some of your comedic genius! go on give us a joke, joke inspector! we demand funny, dance monkey!!!
I could suck a mean weenie right about now
>>145687061go braves!
>>145685921Dance-em!
>>145687004Why do seagulls live by the seaIf they lived by the bayThey'd be bay gulls (said as: bagels)
It's nearly 4 PM and I just woke up. Don't like it, well you can CRY BOUT IT!!!!1
>>145687004Did you know my first job was as a mannequin?I held that position for a long time
Seethe cope dilate have sex!!!
>>145687110Good mornfternoon
>>145687110this could be funnier but it plays on an oldfag meme so its pretty funny
Any critique is poisonEverything is perfect, especially myself
>>145687159I didn't ask dumbass. Fuck you.
>>145687212This is pretty funny because how direct and aggressive it is
>>145687159Dickhead Faggot
>>145687235Stop doing this to me please.
Dole out one eyes popping black man and the genny goes ape shit
>>145687257sorry I can't help it, I'm the comedy master. it's in my blood
>>145685921Fuck off ERG!
If you don't preface your eyes popping black men, you're leaving meat on the table
>>145685921>>145687004I walked in on a war...
gape me out at the ball gamegape me out with the crowdbuy me some penis and gape my assThat's how it's done bitch!
It's a decent lil parody, for sure, it's decent! The start, there, you know? Decent.Then, unfortunately, it continued...
>>145687004what did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?make me one with everything!
SOURCES: Reds, Royals discussing trade involving Jonathan India, Brady Singer
>>145685416>>145687334You could include the "shrinks back" line to complete the rhyme there, but I feel like that's where the creative spirit left the creator.Working with what we have, >>145687334 truly is the ideal cut of >>145685416.
>>145687389FUCK YOU KENNY!
>>145687389apparently he tweeted this and then deleted it (according to reddit)
Eyes popping black man gets the people talking
We need a panel of judges to decide what's funny and what isn't. I volunteer. >>145687285This is solid, not great, solid. I like that it refers to the eyes popping black man as if everyone has it. Very clever. Imo though, it could use a bit more oomf to it. >>145687308This is a simple, direct statement. Not very funny, unless taken into the context of /mlb/'s repeatable lines (this is incane, this is an attack, etc.) then you're on to something!!
>>145687389Love it
>>145687235This is funny because it adds a dimension of irony imo. It's solid, and I look forward to see what you build next.>>145687359Imo, now THAT'S funny. It parodizes the critic who was critiquing the parody quite well. This is a post. >>145687389This is not shabby, since you added Ken's pic, but not actually all that funny. Nevertheless, a quality contribution to the thread.>>145687398This addresses lots of concerns a minute few people had about the "gape my ass at the ball game" song. It's interesting, although I don't know if this tries to be funny.>>145687426This would not be that funny, but you added reddit into it.
>>145687459Hey asshole how about you just "lol" and move on. That's what we do here. Some sites have a button for dat
still waiting for the comedy masta to blow my mentality
>>145687493Whip it out bitch
>>145687482This is funny, because imo it minimizes the judge(me) and even belittles him by calling him an "asshole", however if you called him a wanker...ohhh that would be somethin...! More of a personal preference of mine though so I won't dock points!
We need to critique each other now more than ever
>>145687459Clever and creative.>>145687478Clever and creative.>>145687507Clever and creative.>>145687518
>>145687422This is not funny
AND YOU COULD HAAAAVE IT AAALLMY EMPIIIIRE OF DIRTI WILL LEEEET YOU DOOOWNI WILL MAKE YOU HURT
gape me out at the ball gamegape me out with the crowdbuy me some penis and gape my ass
>>145687555I feel like this could use a lil more to it
It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>145687555imo this could use a shrinking asshole somewhere in there.
>>145687555I need about six more lines of drastically decreasing quality before I can present this to the genny as my magnum opus. My swan song
>>145685921erm... Sir, that's not shocked black man that's eye popping black man...
>>145686983good riddance
>>145685921First of all, how dare you
I can't tell who's who anymore!!
>>145687607My mistake
>>145687547where is the clamoring for more baseball? the game is the worst it's ever been
Alright fellas. Let's name ourselves and put on a secure trip so that no one loses track of which poster is which. It's only fair to the newcums and you know it.
What all seems to be the problem here?
>>145687648>old game good new game bad!Ok boomer
>>145685921Fuck you bitch
These last few posts have been pretty funny guys. Keep up the good work
That last post was gold
>>145685921You rat motherfucker, you pissant FUCK
>>145685921I could rape you. No one would give a damn!!!
I'm going to (You) every single motherfucker here until my embarrassment goes away
>>145685921the second half is strong in my opinion
>>145685921SET SAIL TO FAIL!!!!!!!!
>>145687739It's okay mets kid. You're still learning. Never critique quality. You can grow from this.
>>145687739You're just gonna have to take it in the ass for now tho. Squeal for me piggy!!
>>145687739Ya see gold artwork in a frame and ya think to give it ya hot lil critical eye, huh? Like you got gold in a frame, asswipe?Fuck the mets asshole
Mets kid getting all kinda worked up ta-day
We hit a humor peak and now we're kinda sliding, but we'll find the funny again, I know it. I believe in us
AYE IM UMPIN ERE
>>145687853Fuckin bassed... Zased even..
>>145687853Entertaining watch, thanks!
>>145687853Solid post..not spectacular, solid.
rape my ass at the ball gamemake me scream out aloudtry it with tasers and broken glass
>>145687901
>>145687901Alright, fuck, damn.Listen. This is some groundbreaking stuff. This really hits the notes, really hits the notes.I'd love to see more of this, if you have any.
the funniest thing about the tampa situation is that it is entirely the fault of MLB an the rays. they kept dragging the process out because they wanted more and more government money. same thing in oakland. i hope the ballpark in vegas falls through, too.
>>145687927>the funniest thing about the tampa situationWhat credentials give you authority to judge?
>>145687853Is this banana ball?
>>145687530FUCK YOU TOO, YOU'RE BANNED FROM OUR DUGOUT!
>>145687927>the funniest thing about the tampa situation At least be constructive
urgh...
>>145688157Keep it calm
THE STINKEES!!!!!!!!!
>>145688157get ready to learn french canadian buddy
>>145688269MLB decided over 2 decades ago that Olympic Stadium was unsuitable. Montreal is not building MLB a ballpark with taxpayer money. Quebec already got burned building the Videotron Centre only for gary the jew to fuck them. They aren't going to Montreal.
How’s this for funny?I’M GAY.
>>145688494Comedy gold lel!!
>>145688494Is your dick also small?
Nashville Rays
sigh...
>>145688494go barfie doos!
/mlb/ x /cfb/
>>145688668it would need to be a dumbfuck israel-first red state that will force their taxpayers to hand over their money, so tennessee checks out
>>145688871They already gave all their money to the Titans
I did everything right and they cancelled my new stadium.
>>145688338Apparently Portland is quietly attempting to secure funding for a new stadium in the suburbs since the one on the water may or may not work out. They're all in on bringing MLB to Portland and apparently the league is willing to expand but is waiting for other potential markets so they can have a proper expansion, but now with the Rays being possibly available for sale it changes things.
>>145688971Wasn't there an Orlando stadium proposal?
MLB was willing to cut corners, look the other way, and sign off extremely dubious proposals for the Rays and A's just to fastrack expansion. Now they might never get it, couldn't happen to a nice cabal of owners.
Humor level minimal
>>145688973sure thing buddy
>>145689436Let’s see something funny then, wise guy.
>>145689939Look in a mirror asshole!!!!
>>145689967FUCK YOU
I miss bravesbrah
>>145689935I can't prove anything to you, I guess just remember my post if/when it happens. I'm not really concerned with making you believe me, I know what I know.
>>145689436
>>145690131This is the right attitude!
>>145690115what else do you know
penis penis penis penispenis penis penis penis psenispenis ass penis
Now I'm just freakin' horny
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT MLBNOW THAT I'VE BEEN POSTING MEMES FOR SO LONG
ass me another
Fuck my ass
>>145690162That's the gist of it as far as MLB in Portland. Nothing else that would be interesting.
>>145690280Let's all watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQTe87QNfFg
>>145690542I'll be there nippon bro
>>145690280I didn't realize what a genuinely handsome man he was until he ditched that ridiculous poodle 'do
>>145690580Konkoyo~!
Where is Spammy?
>>145690754you have an impeccable taste in vtubers
>>145691508Thank you.I like this kind of thing too.https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/1gszowq/taiwanese_ball_girls_also_work_in_international/?sort=new
I miss Cubs maid
>>145691508>you have impeccable taste in complete and utter dogshit
>>145645739Yamamoto will probably marry an idol like his other WBC teammate.
>>145691895I don't know anything about it, please tell me more
>>145692543One of the cubs fans accidentally posted a picture of him or herself in a maid outfit
should i be concerned about how radio silent the Mets have been?
This "deal is dead" thing sounds like a bluffThere's no other city with years of open flirting like with the A's that the league actually wants (splitting time with Montreal was always a bluff, they would never allow that)
>>145692949I understand, thank you.Of course that's a woman, right?Or a man?
>>145692997they're cooking something up
>>145693160Probably a manBut that image started the "I'm a girl" meme posted here
>>145692997no its a good sign that shows stearns is competent, the old mets had tons of leaks in the org every year that telegraphed their strategy to the rest of the league, the new mets run a tight ship and work in the shadows
real Gs move in silence like lasagna
Redpill me on "Thor".
>>145693396Thank you so much.Thanks to you, I finally understand the meaning of "I'm a girl", a question I had for a long time.
>87 days until pitchers & catchers
>>145693701>report
Chihuahuas are clubbing
Curbin Bornes gaped my fucking azz
cum soaked bones
>>145697697how soaked?
>>145698227Winky...
>>145698227bring the galoshes
>>145698318;-]
>>145698632Funny lol
>>145698632kek
>>145698632jej
>>145698632Please fuck my ass
>>145699827how many in the world series?
>>145699446>kekI eat babby in cak form.
Cool it babycakes
cakeybabes
I think the red sox are going to be big spenders this off season
Let's be funny
Looks aren't everything
D O Y E R S OYERS
>>145704347Not funny asshole
>>145704371
This wanker has no remorse
Dogpile this mong!
>>145687547A's stay in Sac so manfredd can say he's extending an olive branch to oakland, Rays move to Vegas
>>145704419Rays in Vegas makes more sense.
Rays to the AL West Asstros to the AL Central Cleveland to the AL East
>>145704466>Cleveland>east
>>145704481Fuck my ass
>>145704481Of the choices in the AL central they are the most eastern city.
>>145704481Mate, you need to fuck his ass
>>145704481Give is man fanny a proppa poundin
Humor levels on the rise genny wide
We need critiquespie
This is /mlb/
cocksuck-em!
>>145704583me on the far right
>>145643351Can my pirates be .500 next season?
>>145704777If they dont sell the farm yes
>>145704777Let's consult the oralcle
merrrr
>>145704777Gay rats
>>145704299he's got a baseball body he's a good-looking ball player and he's ready to play the part all we gotta do is give him 400 at bats
>>145705106Fuck my ass for the love of god
>>145686983I thought for a while that the Rays should move to Orlando. Maybe they finally will now
The diddler has spoken
Diddle-em-tho
i just dropped a houston in the seattle
>>145705796Comedy gold
Serious hats people. I’m told by my inside sources that the meeting went, “extremely well.”
Which player would you like to meat?
>>145679516Premier 12>Games in ProgressCuba vs Japan (2:5 top of the 6th)Taiwan vs Australia (4:1 top of the 4th)https://www.wbsc.org/en/events/2024-premier12/schedule-and-resultshttps://nspotv1.com/sports/player/channel_list.php
No Nut November status?
Nip bullpen is jobbing hard, I knew they weren't deep enough
>>145707277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zYuPuw9pWcBases Loaded
>>145707298That was too close.
>>145707344Cuba almost pulled off the upset. Japan was very clutch at the end.
Cuba vs Japan match would normally be stopped due to rain. It's raining really hard.
>>145643425NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CRONNERINO
>>145643468why dont they do this?seems like having 10 clones of the same pitcher super-imposed on the mound at the same time might be a great tactic, yet no team does this?
My Angels are winning the off season so far
HEEEYYYY OHHHHH IM WALKIN HERE YEAH DAS RIGHT IM FROM FUCKIN NEW YORK DA BIG APPLE DA TOUGHEST CITY IN DA WOIRLD I SPEND MY WEEKENDS MANASSIN DAS RIGHT NOT IN JOISEY NOT IN PAHSIPPANY MANASSIN NEW YORKAHS LOVE MANASSIN
>SWISHA>HOUSE
YEAH DAS RIGHT OKAY IM FROM NEW YORK AND YOU AINT KNOW NUTTIN BOUT DA FOREST UNTIL YOU BEEN TO CENTRAL PAHRK I MEAN CMON FUHGEDDABOUT IT YOU GOT BIG TOM AND DA UMPIRE WAIT WHATS DAT? MOUNT FUCKIN WHITNEY? GET OUTTA HERE YA FUCKIN COUGINE
>>145707900It's the same crappy reinforcement every year. I was really annoyed with it until last year. I don't care about this year though.
>>145643351kek no lindor??
>>145706016>Mets owner Steve Cohen led a contingent of high-ranking club officials to meet with coveted free agent superstar Juan Soto on Saturday in Orange County, Calif., The Post has learned. >All signs suggest the meeting went extremely well, and the Mets remain viewed as one of the favorites for the services of the 26-year-old Soto, who helped the Yankees reach the World Series in his initial season in The Bronx in 2024 and is the top winter priority of both New York teams. Word is the Mets presentation was a “big production” and “very detailed.”
>>145706398Cuba vs Japan Highlightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MijGQhv0o28Taiwan vs Australia Highlightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_GrJcJIJMM
>>145708570He's on the 2nd team.
>>145708439Perry isn't done
imagine giving an unmarketable dud who is locked into DH at 26 $700m
Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!
I didn't apply
I wonder how many applications they usually get
imagine giving a guy who bats .100 in the world series a $700m contract
are the Braves really going to open up the wallet for Adames?
>>145708845holy cringe
>Waiting to re-sign Teoscar
>>145708672Minasian How much has Ohtani suffered because of this incompetence?
>>145708845Based!
>>145708845no strong feelings about this
>>145708929Yeah, I hope they sign a contract soon. I hope gura starts streaming again soon too.
>Shohei Ohtani is batting .105 with 2 hits and 2 runs scored in 5 games in the World Series in his career.>Juan Soto batted .326 with 14 hits, 4 home runs, 8 RBIs and 12 runs scored in 12 games in the World Series in his career.now that's a brutal moggin
>>145708727>>145709092Even if Otani doesn't perform well in the future, he'll bring a lot of money from Japan, so it's fine. You idiot, don't worry.
>>145709043I miss Gura UUUUUUUUU
>>145708929damn how will LA ever replace a low-OBP power hitter that is a statue in the outfield?
I have no memory of getting home last night but I made this post when I did get home>>145704100
I just had a meeting with Juan SotoIt went very wellVery constructive
>>145709298Congratulations on joining the Angels (a prison for life imprisonment)
The angels is an elephant graveyard for good players to die/remain irrelevant.
>>145709467no one with any sporting ambition stays with or signs for anaheim
I'm feeling Jano to the Braves
>>145709814Trout is getting his paychecks still to be a fucking loser. They should keep him out of the HoF for being dork.
>>145710406He should be kept out for being a coward afraid of playing for a contender. Other teams want him, the Angels want to move on from him, but his ass refuses to budge because he's scared of pressure. I've never seen a supposed all time great just refuse to try to win.
Peff Jasan
>>145710406>>145710535If Todd Helton can get in the HoF why can't Trout?
mets are signing at least half of these players, btw
>>145711347soto burnes snell sasaki alonso, we'll take em
Say something nice about my Mariners. NOW!
>>145712117I'm a big Trent Thornton fan
>>145712117You have the best reddit alien edit
>>145712187Hell yeah me too. :)
Mike Trout doesn’t want to move because he’s banging his kids elementary school teacher. It’s simple deductive reasoning my dear Watson.
>>145708929>>145709193honestly i literally dont see why we need to resign teoscar. james outman is due for a big comeback next season and we all know it
basedball
I wish I could get a snell jersey now that he's gone but they still want ~$150 for one
Teoscar will leave the team.
>>145714262>snellSneed
>>145714459It's Snead for me.
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):1. Juan Soto2. Corbin Burnes3. Alex Bregman4. Blake Snell5. Willy Adames6. Max Fried7. Pete Alonso8. Jack Flaherty9. Anthony Santander10. Sean Manaea11. Teoscar Hernandez12. Yusei Kikuchi13. Christian Walker14. Tanner Scott15. Luis Severino16. Jurickson Profar17. Nathan Eovaldi18. Jeff Hoffman19. Tyler O'Neill20. Gleyber Torres21. Clay Holmes22. Carlos Estevez23. Matthew Boyd24. Joc Pederson25. Andrew Heaney26. Hyeseong Kim27. Frankie Montas28. Nick Pivetta30. Danny Jansen31. Jose Quintana32. Michael Conforto33. Max Scherzer34. A.J. Minter35. Paul Goldschmidt36. Kyle Higashioka37. Walker Buehler38. Kirby Yates39. Michael Soroka40. Andrew Kittredge41. Kyle Gibson42. Tommy Kahnle43. Ha-Seong Kim44. Shane Bieber45. Justin Verlander46. Tomoyuki Sugano47. David Robertson48. Shinnosuke Ogasawara49. Harrison Bader50. Spencer TurnbullWe finally get some action on the list as pitcher, Nick Martinez accepts a qualifying offer from the Reds to stay with them.
Redpill me on "Syndergaard".
>We'll never see Roki Sasaki up to bat in MLBSoulless
>>145714954we'll take the lot
>>145716145Calling it, Soto to the Mets in 3 days or less with a deal around $700 million. Severino might accept his QO today.
Urg
Ugh
>>145716095All of Japan is covered in a marine layer half a mile thick too.
schmigle
>>145718380gakt....
>>145708614Curious question : Is Chinese Taipei the new no2 in Asian baseball? Yes I know that Premier12 speaking they're actually the higher seed as the current 2nd ranked team in WBSC, I also know that Korea was sending their long term development team with their main goal being WBC and LA28, so with that in mind can Korea bounce back after this? Or will Chinese Taipei become the new main Asian rival for Samurai Japan?
>>145718457Not funny
>>145718457>Is Chinese Taipei the new no2 in Asian baseball?If they're no.2, then we're ahead of all of Asia except Japan.
>>145718100>>145718144it happened again not 1 owner in this shitty (city) that truly cares about winning baseball
>>145716095Blame Thugtani for that
>>145718754Oddly enough WBSC speaking, you're 10th, and the one you beat is 2nd worldwide, that's why I wonder how disconnected the ranks are with the actual strength of each team, there's a lot of WBC qualified teams that didn't make it to Premier12 with Chinese Taipei being the most jarring example
>>145719501Why is Japan so good at baseball, bros?
>>145719501The WBSC rankings take into account youth level baseball which the asian teams take more seriously for their prospect development. Mexico being that high is a mix of their WBC performance and their U23 championship.
>>145719184
>>145719805Because baseball is the only entertainment in Japan.
>>145719247I've been wondering, is that a portrait of you?You look very handsome.
sigh
gurgh...
glug...
>>145720865
>>145719805You either become a host, salaryman, baseball player, sumo, itamae, or a retail wagie, that's most of the options for a young Japanese male. Baseball sounds the most fun for me.
>>145721234I guess that's true. You're a very good looking nice gay.
AYO WHERE DA NU AT NIGGA
>>145721294That's true.There's nothing left in Japan now.The once-glorious Toyota and Sony no longer exist.All Japan has now is baseball, anime, vtubers, hentai, and JAV.As a Japanese person, this breaks my heart.
>>145721629300s timer for my phone :(
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