>Lap:#7503>Countdown to Sphere GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>145637138>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:227 (224 starts)>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:200>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 393 (+26)NOR: 331 (+8)LEC: 307 (+10)PIA: 262 (+6)SAI: 244 (+0)>2024 WCC StandingsMcLaren: 593 (+14)Ferrari: 557 (+10)Red Bull: 544 (+26)Mercedes: 382 (+13)Aston Martin: 86 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 1,408.21 (+85.19)HAM: 1,256.75 (+81.05)RIC: 1027.45>News: Marca: Checo Pérez is not moving and will start with Red Bull in 2025.Monaco Grand Prix contract extended to 2031Franco Colapinteeth: ‘I don't care who I have next to me [as a teammate], whether it's Verstappen or Zhou, I want to beat them and be ahead of them.Racing Bulls CEO on why his team didn’t confirm Ricciardos exit before the Singapore GP: Ricciardo wanted it that wayDamon Hill leaves Sky after 13 years: "Looking forward to new challenges, not being fatigued"Rule change for 2026: If a team finishes P5 or higher in the WCC it has to design all non-listed parts (TRC) on their own (after a period of 3 years)Paolo Basarri leaves role as FIA compliance officerBottas deserves even less than bowing out 23rd in a 20-driver championshipAston Martin announces partnership with Xerox for 2025 F1 seasonLooks like F1-75 Live tickets at the O2 have sold out instantlyAston Martin forms long-term partnership with PUMAWilliams will have both cars ready to race in Nevada.Esteban Ocon admits Toyota tie-up has ‘reinforced’ his belief in Haas F1 move
rape
>>145647330you have to take the rackets out the bag dumbass
lollaffing aut laut
gimi
red car best car
>>145647333it's still funny to me that a team that won WDC and WCC as recently as 3 seasons before, did this shit>all the while having Montoya on their payroll and on a 2001 contract
>>145647330>Williams will have both cars ready to race in Nevada.why is this funny
amx
>>145647330>Rule change for 2026: If a team finishes P5 or higher in the WCC it has to design all non-listed parts (TRC) on their own (after a period of 3 years).They want car manufacturers over racecar constructors over this rule. Expect Haas to be in bed with Toyota massively.
death to fat brown, as always
>>145647303Nvm I remembered Estonia's posts about it, will cop, no gf though.
>>145647367Williams always have an engine partnership challenge throughout its history this is the same team with winning Honda engines that decided thereafter they will run Judd engines next season.
what is your favorite zak brown moment?for me, it's when alonso 'retired' and he came on the radio to say>FUR NANDO. CHAAAAMP. LET'S GO WIN THE INDY 500and then they failed to qualify
>>145647451>a river dirt jayi use this on an almost daily basis
if the f1 grid (including TPs) had a bloodsport kumite, who would win?
>>145647451when he painted indycar chassis in the wrong shade of orange
>>145647441patrick head and frank williams got too proudy telling honda off regarding nakajima, plus honda was going to mclaren because of senna anywayI did enjoy the irony of williams running nakajima's son when they ran toyota engines for some reason
>>145647473tsuuu
>>145647464>wrong font for Marlboro on the F2004>no Marlboro at all on the 412 T1
Rosberg has to be one of the worst wet weather drivers I've ever seen
Aussies, why have you been hiding Sofia Levin from us? I'm rewatching the latest masterchef season and I am diamonds every timeF1 related because food was the reason Red Bull went over budget
https://streamable.com/me5ys7
>>145647496
>>145647464Races for this feel?
>alex yoong>48 nowmore like alex oold
>Damon Hill leaves Sky after 13 years: "Looking forward to new challenges, not being fatigued">>145644315
>>145647451That Applebee's commercial after Ukraine got invaded
>>145647516so comfortable in the wet that he can't even feel the difference GOAT
>>145647560>Damon Hill will never comment anything again
>>145647560he'll be a steward, we are fucked
>>145647520These just feels wrong without Marlboro/Mission Winnow/Barcode.
>>145647520race around the mall where you see 180cm+ tall zoomettes
>>145647582is strulovich actually swarthy?
>>145647330>If a team finishes P5 or higher in the WCC it has to design all non-listed parts (TRC) on their own (after a period of 3 years)Will this not result in teams being afraid of performing "too well"?
America next. Again.
>>145647588what are you talking about
>>145647520they could very easily limit the wheelbase and the teams could stop trying to make the car as thin as a pencil at the back
just in: wilson
>>145647598No. *farts*
>>145647604look at that physiognomyhe's medi just didn't realise before
>>145647560>Gets called out by Horner once
>>145647626but muh hybrid muh safety crash padding btw they are making it heavier cause they will mandate an AC for driver cooling
bings until quali?
>>145647691three fiddy
>>145647660*sniffs*Ahhh, Deutsch methane is the most pungent smell.
>>145647451when he said gimihttps://streamable.com/qe3p8q
>>145647700kek
>>145647686they can still have the front and side impact structures the same sizee. teams will just have to put things next to each other instead of in a long conga line being led by the fuel tank
>>145647660The Flatulist of Frankfurt
I'm getting increasingly concerned about what the F1 Academy girls get up to when they're at together at test sessions
>ynr pozfags gloating over how kwablonso's new team was fighting for podiums while alpeen were struggling to score points
the one and only patrick friesacher
Chuck needs to be a car reviewer https://youtu.be/kEvBoqD_Cas
GOOD MORNING SIRS
>>145647761IT'S SUCH A LONG WAY DOOOOOWNLOST BOYSLOST BOYSLOST BOYSLOST BOYS
>>145647700
>>145647330why's she laughing at her boyfriend?
>>145647686all bollockshypercars are 200+ kg heavier, similar safety structures, have larger engines, hybrid systems, driver AC, but have no problem fitting within the mandated 5000mm length limit.f1 teams just want a large wheelbase to have as much floor as possible for more downforce
>>145647764>GOOD MORNING SIRS
>>145647716
>>145647716>mfw i read a news headline about a black man dying
>>145647761His sponsorship story is fairly interesting, especially if you know who Jörg Haider is.
>>145644448but what about m*rcedes having half of th engines on the grid and dictating what drivers do they want on (((independent))) teams?
>>145647787Giti Legend Fabienne Wohlwend
outside of Stroll which other F1 drivers were or had a family member to be ultra rich? Nissany?
Who's the next washed British world champion to turn to punditry?
>>145647735peg the nearest F3 driver to within an inch of his life
>>145647803masa :D
>>145647836
>>145647854if I remember correctly, the Rosset family had a pretty big stake in Lycra
>>1456478224/10 would be Mercedes powered. Cadillac entry is way too early to tell. RBR and RB sticking with their engines is good for the sport. Grid is still anemic. 20 cars feels like not much overtaking is happening. There was a time Takuma Sato in a Super Aguri overtaken Alonso on a McLaren.
its monza 2015 all over againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n13Rg94idhA
>>145647904>The briefing will cover driver safety and etiquette>"Alright guys, try not to crash, thank you and see you tomorrow"
>>145647330>Ricciardo wanted it that wayThat's not how i remember it...
>>145647686>ACF1 is going close cockpit now?
>>145647904>Please.. PLEASE stop being shitters for like an hour, okay?
>>145647854Zhous and Latifis families seem to be both at billionaire level
>>145647878SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145647904>12 (twelve) red flags
Why does Karting have so many World Championship categories?
>>145648024nowadays karting has two different categories, ok and kz (the latter have gears), but they have to subdivide by age, so in the european championship they have ok-junior thats from like 11-14yo kids, and ok for 14 or older (the champion this year was 23yo btw), and kz I dont remember but its like kz is the prime one for younger guys and kz2 are for old people
>>145648024>organize karting events>crickets>organize ROMMERSKIRCHEN WORLD KARTING CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD>dozens of rich kids in line to give you moneyThat's why
>>145648059also I dont know how it works in other championships but in Brazil we also have mirim (for kids from 8-9yo) and cadete (9-10 I think) using 4stroke engines, but this year they introduced a new one called mini 2T using the normal 2 stroke enginesOh, and KF is OK nowadays btw
>>145647876He looks like a vampire lol
2013 Masterclass from Max.
>>145648056>Charles, what happened there between you and Max?
i simply do not care for a driver if he hasnt won a GP in Italy in a red car
Lads do I put 100 bucks on tyson
>>145648165A draw. And then an inevitable rematch DECIDER™
>>145648165>tysonwhy is he doing this?
contrarian post of the day: i rate benetton schumi over ferrari schumi
>skytv >masterclass>masterclass>masterclass
>>145648195the billion dollar shitboxes
huh
>>145647330>Aston Martin announces partnership with Xerox for 2025 F1 seasonCome on now, this one is just a bit too on the nose
Norris will become WDC 2024, faster car and actual talent and skill.FraudStappen is a bully and just has dumb luck giving him wins.Go go go Norris! Win LV and show FraudStappen what a chump he really is!
kneel
>>145648332johnny bravo posture
>>145648384I refuse to believe that this isn't shopped
>>145648384tragic..
>>145648384in awe at the size of those foreheads
>>145648384cloning machine
If I told in 2020 that singing Sergio Poorez will be the downfall of Red Bull would you have believed me?
>your top 3 sexiest F1 carsfor me its pic related, Ferrari 156, and the B195
>>145648186Is that the one where hes putting simcucks in a real car?
>>145647795>>145647506kino>>145647807Cooked the nade for a bit too long did he?>>145647959>>145647854The Latifis are genuinely worth billions.He's literally an heir to 2 separate food empires.Norris has an extremely rich father.Lauda was also very rich (his dad owned a paper empire IIRC)Sennas parents were rich for BR standards but I don't know just how rich they were on a global scale, maybe the BRs can weigh in on this.Ralf Schumacher's brother is also very rich.
>>145648406
>>145648384No wonder North Italians stopped having kids.
>>145648450I dont think Norris, Senna and Schumacher families were ultra rich, yes they had money, but not Latifi's level as you said
>>145648180Probably because Logang (Disney reskin) offered him shitloads of money upfront.
>>145648435412 T2Arrows A19F2008
>>145648384
>>145648514lel
>>145648480Norris' dad was ranked 610th in Britain in 2022 and is worth something like 200M GBP, Latifi is (one of) the heirs to both the Lavazza and Sofina foods fortunes so yes probably a lot more, the Schumacher one was obviously a joke...
>>145648441Yes. He is practically a scout.
>>145648435Its difficult picking only 3 while F1 had so many good looking cars, would be easier if it was 3 from each decade or from each generation, but the ones I choose are:Simtek S941, Sauber C36 and Toro Rosso STR8
>>145648542You vill get ze brain implant
Eddbros, status????
>>145648650Verstappen got shit on by Retardo, bro
>>145648435>>145648498>>145648558>A19>B195>S941extremely based choicesfor me it's currently>Fittipaldi F5A>Minardi M195B>Renault R28but i have a soft spot for picrel
>>145648650Edd sama...
>>145648662>F5hell yeah
>>145648662jag sexo
>historically troublesome corner>three cars hit inside kerb or wall (very rare error there) and have big shunts>all within 30 secondswall in the wrong place or a rare display of shittery?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgneuSGUlMk
>>145648435Scuderia Ferrari SpA SEFAC - Ferrari 312BScuderia Ferrari SpA - Ferrari 641 F1Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro - Ferrari F2004Non-Ferrari picksTeam 7UP Jordan - Jordan 191BMW Sauber F1 Team - BMW F1.08Honda R&D Company - Honda RA273
>>145648821i said top three (3) but you're italian and most of them are red cars so i'll allow it
>>145648099leave He out of that
>>145648821b@sed. the kind of thin bathtub full of petrol i want to smoke a cigarette in then blast around a closed rural road course before crashing and getting flung out and dying by going head first into a 300 year old tree
>>145649140i wanna get pegged by He
>>145649192I like girls pegging other girls but you do you I guess
i am good with mechanical sympathy i can make things last long time i would be an ideal 60s 70s grand prix racer mannot a great won i wont win or anything but i would still pick up results here and theirim also suicidal and pretty reckless when it comes to my own well being
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_kwxzU4wL4
>>145649240So what do you race now?
>>145649145dont give me hope bro
>>1456484353. Ferrari F20082. Jordan 1911. Honda RA273
>>145649264my rising blood alcohol level driving home from the pub
>>145649240RB is looking for a second driverhow comfortable are you with T-boning oranges cars at speeds exceeding mach FUCK
>>145648435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKU90BSHqHkFerrari 312 T2BMW F2008Lotus 25Honorable mentionBrabham BT52Williams FW15C
>>145649378nah modern f1 can go fuck too much computer nanny shit and trackjannys that dont miss any bit of mischeif you get up to on tracki need a wheeled aluminium coffin with a shakey as FUCK engine bolted seemingly directly to my spine while i try to coax it through a race without blowing itself (or the transmission) to bits with fuckhuge blind spots on track that stewards are in teh dark over
if im a 60s or 70s grand prix racer man my gimmick would be wearing funny hats and native costumes and also being a suspect or person of interest in several unsolved murders and missing persons cases from areas near the circuits i race at
>>145649569why does The Michael look so unhappy?
>>145649526Yes.
>>145649576He knows.
>>145648650Wtf edd i thought you where one of the good guys?!?
>>145649526
>>145649526colin chapman typed this post
He'll make a good f1 villain honestlyAlready making retards seethe aroung the globe
>>145647330we are so back
>>145650403Too bad he's slow and prone to crashing when under any sort of real pressure and will be gone by 2026
>>145647946you only need to refrigerate the testicles
>>145650444Stop projecting, Sarge. You had your chance. Let it go.
>>145648056The arrival of Charles Leclerc has been an unmitigated disaster for my straight masculinity
>>145650403>villainFor being based?
>>145650538Of course
>>145650403does he?last i heard he was the one seething about mclaren being english
>>145649576thingken of fast
>>145650504FASvik, lawson is pure shit. There's a reason they waited until his contract was about to expire to give him a real chance. Hell you want to mention Sargeant? Lawson was consistently worse than Sargeant when they were teammates.
>>145648099
>>145648650
>>145650672F1 mindbroke himHe was performing very well in the lower categories
>>145647878They're lesbians. There, boner ruined for you.
>>145651052>lesbians spoil his boner
Lesbians !!
>>145648435The 2007 Honda with its pre-season testing livery is the sexiest car I remember. Then we got the puke green shitbox. First time I saw it was on a magazine, so I don't think this pic does it justice.
>>145651067You'd be surprised. I used to jerk off to this chick alot years ago, and she came out as lesbian on pride month, (a month dedicated for fruitbowl faggots only celebrated in burgerland) anyway when I heard the news, my boner just fucking went limp. Flaccid if you will. Lesbians are a major turn off.
songs for this feel?
>>145651279F kub
>>145651279https://youtu.be/ZQ7oqmikZDQ?t=47
>Damon Hill leaves Sky after 13 years: "Looking forward to new challenges, not being fatigued"Holy fuck, did brazil and the dig at english media break him? >keeps calling max schumacher esque as an insult >gets buck broken by him to the point he leavesmfw
>>145651472albon looks like he's about to cry
There's all this talk about nu drivers being twinks but Damon Hill was a low-T numale WDC in the 90's. F1's been gay as for a long time.
>white red and black colour scheme>italian team >japanese tyres >german driver
>>145650403Future world champion
>>145651465>keeps calling max schumacher esque as an insultwhat? why? how is that an insult?
>>145651563He was the exception, now it's the norm.
>>145651573heh
>>145651606This is Damon Hill we're talking about
>>145650425>I turned myself into a milanesa, James. What are you staring for? Your new driver is a milanesa, James!
>>145651606because in the head of mr mental fatigue and much of the collective english psyche, schumacher is a villain; a cheat, a dirty driver. hill has likened max to schumacher in negative ways in regards to some of his moments and aggressive driving style, which comes down to how dare he race their beloved pet chimp and more recently goblando.To the rest of us sane individuals, it's nonsense, but to the shattered minds of bongoloids likening him to schumacher it's the classic "literally hitler" Schumacher broke hill, hill turned max into another schumacher in his head to smugly take digs at his old nemesis and instead got himself all fucked up again.
>>145651099what? isn't her being a lesbo an /f1/ headcanon only? someone posted not that long ago that she's engaged (and not to a woman)
>>145651696mental illness
guys my thumbnails are not shwoing any fix
>>145651684>And?
Schumacher was a cheating bastard in Australia 1994, but if Hill wasn't so shit, he'd never have been in a position to lose the title there in the first place. And losing in the even stronger 1995 Williams was pathetic. One of the weakest WDCs.
>>145651750Wish JV was stronger in '96, fuck Hill.
>>145651736You using brave bro?
>>145651727Truly, but it's hilarious to think hill did this to himself and will never, ever recover from schumacher beating him or having such a long lasting legacy >has to go through life seeing his own personal torturer lauded and beloved
>>145651750It was schumis corner though.
>>145651826Yep!
Colapissbros... We are forgotten.
>>145651768Villeneuve was even weaker than Hill though. Even more of a bellend as well.
>FULL RACEguise pls watch our racehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqq0AmnGwqI
>>145651965the second vcarb seat is still open. never give up, argentina
>>145651736>venezuelan internetI think I found the problem
>>145647330>Marca: Checo Pérez is not moving and will start with Red Bull in 2025.You now remember retards back in 2023 saying that ricciardo would be in the second redbull seat in Bahrain 2024 lmao
>>145652039thats the jeet tho
Sup
>>145651750>if Hill wasn't so shit, he'd never have been in a position to lose the title there in the first placeIf the FIA hadn't tried its hardest to rig it for Hill, he'd never have been in a position to lose the title there either, because Michael would have clinched it 3 races earlier
>>145652088Sup bro.
>>145652028i fucking hate youtube premieres
>>145652110So what the story. Fatigue man got fatigued?
>Bottas deserves even less than bowing out 23rd in a 20-driver championship
>>145652143I love them. Makes me feel like a fancy movie star!
Nevada next.
>>145652263>floridafucking lmaoalso nigel better check on nh
>>145652263>washington state
>>145652263>hot asian milf
>>145652263the more time passes the more degenerate these maps become. it really makes the ol noggin joggin
>>145652263
>>145652263>Goths hang out in Louisiana.Noted
>>145652263based louisiana boys and their goth gfs
>>145652263Calibros we just keep winning >Louisiana Ngl there's a lot of goths there for some reason probably all the live music.
>>145652308Now if only we could filter searches for weebs only, then we could see how degenerate they all are.
>>145652263I simply refuse to believe these are real, however, Maryland knows where it's at.
>>145652028They really are milking everythign out of this
>>145652263>michigan
>>145649224>I like girls pegging other girls but you do you I guessAnon, he doesn't want to do himself he wants He to do him
>>145652263I'm going to enjoy seeing your face when you look over your shoulder at the FPV drone
>>145652949based edgelard
sikth
at one point does being a chud end and plain old sperging out begin? because I swear I've been having violent thoughts every time I've seen anything remotely political whenever I'm home. I can tell it upsets my mom to see me get like that, and I hate making her worry. even when I try and keep it to myself so as not to make her upset, I apparently get all twitchy anyway. I know that just ignoring everything is obviously the solution here, but I feel like that would just be implicitly approving of all the bad stuff. idk where I'm going with this, so gimi I guess>/f1/ because chuck is also a little special (retarded)
What causes the Australian mind to post unhinged angry replies to both the French and Russians?
>>145652263>south dakota
>>145653089>I've been having violent thoughts every time I've seen anything remotely politicalThe Psyop'd of Philidelphia
>>145653104too much blood rushing to the head damages the brain
>>145653104I like the French. I like coffeefrog's daily contribution.
>>145653081Good morning saars.>>145653207You're telling me the Aussie that angryposts at the French and the Aussie that angryposts at the Russians are 2 different people?
>>145653089stop browsing /pol/
>>145652263god bless washington, wyoming and maryland what the actual fuck minnesota
>>145653089Just try to reason with her, anon. You're right and she's wrong. Explain it to her with a couple of strong arguments and she'll see the light, just as you did.
>>145653241spherechads stay winning
>>145653241>god bless washington
>>145653089unironically touch grass
No I don't
>>145653269i said it with my chest
>>145653353AYOOOOOO THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS
what's faker, f1 or marquee boxing matches?
>>1456473301 week until Vergas FP1gimi
>>145653683i dont like how not shit this one is
>>145653683where he goin
>>145653683that held together surprising well, china #1
>>145653241
>>145654010
>>145654060The Chaser of the Caribbean
someone asks max how it felt to get beaten by a kid in padel then crane says "before max answers, tell him how it feels to get beaten as a kid by jos"https://x.com/verstapdan/status/1857261207633490140
>>145654253I can't click the link I cringe about even the thought of that interaction
>>145654253That cringe is too strong for me. I'm not brave enough.
So... /f1/do we watch this Tyson v Zoomer fight?Can we make it somehiw f1 related?Right now a pajeet is getting beaten up by some spic. It might be entertaining
>>145654808>Right now a pajeet is getting beaten up by some spic. It might be entertainingOn TV or are you just referring to Vancouver?
>>145654253palpable
>>145653089Are you the same sperg who spergged out over that school emergency and then again in front of your family earlier this year. I think you need to talk to a therapist. If you smoked weed your anxiety would just turn into paranoia. And you seem like the type who'd own a gun because you're already paranoid.These people can vote and buy ammunition by the way /f1/ even when their manic 100% of the time.
>>145655090>These people can vote and buy ammunition by the way /f1/ even when their manic 100% of the time.As opposed to other countries where they just have to say they aren't manic or suicidal in a form before buying weapons or ammunition.
>>145654872On shitflix actually. I dont care about cucknadian nogo zones.
>>145655090Yes, that's him.>>145655164Or where they offer to kill you free of charge.
>>145654808I'm watching. who is likely the best f1 boxer? KMag is my choice
>>145654253retarded fatfuck
>>145654872>referring to Vancouver?he's german, it's clearly Frankfurt.
>>145655253Of the current grid i'd say kmag too, maybe hulk. I could see buttass as a bare knuckle fighter in a briish pub. Of all drivers ever:> definetly Pastor Maldonado. >Big One Juan Pablo Montoya
>>145655253Gasly
>>145655446Been to Frankfurt exactly once. It's shitskin infested af. Even for German standards. Terrible city.Avoid at all costs Visit east germany. No shitskins. Not much else either but at least it's still white.
>>145654253christim finishing the bottle off thisthat was badarent these his friends?
>>145655446>>145655604Can confirm, looked like Vancouver, from the glass buildings to the demographics.>>145655717Allegedly, probably why the rest of them cringed.That dude has several kids too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiGmmhXoIRI
>>145655717Just banter innit.Some jokes just don't land. Don't pretend you've never had a cringe moment.
>>145655825the lad has a touch of the tism hant he?>>145655909child abuse is kept in the back pocket to be thrown in their face when you need ammo
>>145654253gossiping queer>>145655825>>145655717pearlclutching queers
>>145656070>t.
Which F1 driver do you think is the best cook.
The docs found a tumor in my moms head. F1 moments for this feel?
>>145656233One of the meds
>>145655604>Terrible city. Avoid at all costs i was speaking from experiencethe only place in the world where a beggar tried to accost me for change in three different languages
>>145656233AlbonoI just love thai food and ladybois
>>145655604How is Lubeck. I ask cause i just vassalized them in EU4.
>>145656233yuki
>>145656306Can't imagine putting that much effort into being a lazy shit.
>>145655307I'm sure Max was really upset hearing that, sitting on $100m+, 3 WDC's and Kelly sitting on his face daily.>THEY'RE BELOW USA rather ambiguous statement.
>>145656233
>>145656452Never been there but they make great marzipan.
>>145656768>foiljust use the oven
>>145654253>>145654360>>145654552>>145655307>>145655717UPDATE: None of this was directed at Max, everything is finehttps://x.com/Actrollvision/status/1857591054494552192
>>145657001no
>>145656292grimi1973 United States Grand Prix
>>145657166>dishwasher salmonD-does it work? Is this an actual cooking technique?
>>145657024ah yes such a sick burn on the commenter that only the people there got it except max who fired back at crane who responded directly to the comment...............>>145657166salmon is so easy to cook this is an insult to the fish and to godin fact dont cook itfreeze it for 3 daysyou likely wont die
>>145657024retarded fatfuck
>>145657265https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dishwasher_salmon
>>145656292outside or inside? do they know what it is?
>>145657166>mfw I cook salmon the right way (I cant afford a dishwasher)
>>145657334Lmao, gonna try this shit.
>>145657334it used to be funnier when it was on the list of american dishes on wikipedia
>>145657417please do not do the fish the indignity of this shitbake it with mayo, dijon and tarragon. respect the fish.
sex with yellow women and high expectations for vegas
>>145657334A distant relative of mine is a trucker and he claims he puts salmon in the engine compartment on long hauls. But he's also an alcoholic...Still, dishwasher salmon is not as bad as the toast sandwich
>>145657575You can just say "Yellow women". They are F1 related.
>>145657630honestly when the cravings hit you youll eat the nastiest shiti have no doubt that engine salmon is hitting the spot
>>145655164That's basically the US. Not every state does a background check.
>>145657709jannies always give warning
Pajeets just cant help themselves
>>145657764I got a 3-day ban for doing a Piquet impersonation
>>145657384 F>>145657384 I don't really understand your question, doctor Apustaja. But they're not sure yet.
>>145657948I mean to F >>145657239. I don't want to F my mom alright. And no don't take it in that direction you SICK. FUCKS.
>>145656292sorry m8genuinely
>>145657938lel
>>145657932>whinderssonhe deserved that
>>145657938asspee jannies are something else
>>145658023Thanks fren gob bless
>>145657938I got banned for totoposting several times.And i wrote two fanfics in Hunter S Thompson style about Spa and Zandvoort.Got banned for that too.They truly are faggots.
>>145656292A shit mate,What kind of tumor? Some are benign and can be cured.
>>145658032They could use some Greggs sausage rolls
>>145658321Official Greggs merch?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>145652263>North Dakota raping natives >South Dakota being cucksWhat happens in that line division, why the north are chads when the south are such beta losers
>America next
>>145658501His leg is still on the kart...........
>>145658321
>>145652263>Coworker in DCI have a hunch that congress is responsible for that... Looking at you, Mr. Gaetz
>>145657948>But they're not sure yet.oh i see, "tumor" doesn't mean its cancer, could be a cyst or other shit, still sucks
>>145657709Car related
>>145658490Nobody told me Grosjean became a trucker
>>145658713
>>145658713>>145658796
>>145658620Brain tumors are a messy thing.A cyst is clearly distinguishable in most imagery methods from cancer.There are benign tumors like meningeoma, they are easy to treat and only become a problem if they grow in bad places. They are also easily recognizable in scans and mris. Not exactly knowing what kind it is after a scan or mri is often indicative of a malign tumor. Sometimes it requires a biopsy to be sure. Those tumors have not so great outcomes unfortunately. Like glioblastoma or astrocytoma. A possibility is also that it is a metastasis of a yet unknown primary tumor.But whatever it is, there are treatmenta available for all kinds so it is by no means a hopeless situation.Wishing nederland'd mum that it's not kanker and hope for a speedy recovery. Stay strong, anon and remember: we are your frens, you can always talk to us. If i prayed i would include you and your mum in my prayers.
>>145658490at least he was slow
>>145658428Yes it's called driphttps://www.primark.com/en-gb/a/inspiration/fashion-trends/greggs-x-primark
>>145659051why do you save webms like this
>>145659051He can't keep getting away with it
>>145659079Gooning
as it is the holiday season glizzy hour has been sponsored by ham
>>145659102never goon..
>>145658032When she got down I thought she would kiss her tummy, it would have been pretty hot
>>145659140Too late
>>145657764
>>145659079>saveI made it myself
Just one hour till the zoomer vs mike fight
>>145658501Why don't we hear of kids dying in karting regularly?
>>145659211>big hands>adams apple not visible>no penisdefinitely a male
>>145659298too slow and too light to die
>>145659400Did you see that black kid blatantly fleeing the scene of the accident?
>>145658490>I'm fine
>>145659005i know what it is, yall niggas don't use the term "tumor" to talk about an "increase in volume"? (and then of course there are the actual no cap fr ong tumors)>A cyst is clearly distinguishable in most imagery methods from cancer.i was under the impression that you need a sample to know 100%, maybe when the thing is bigger is more obvious
>>145659400Some cunt crashed into my kart 14 years ago and my neck still hurts.
>>145659721Cysts are filled with water and have a very smooth inner surface. That's rather easy to see in a scan. Genuine tumors look rougher and arent filled with water. And no, non-latin language speakers dont use tumor in its original meaning "swelling". Here it always means cancer or benign tumor
>>145656292Godspeed anon, I hope you get good news.
>>145659998>And no, non-latin language speakers dont use tumor in its original meaning "swelling". Here it always means cancer or benign tumori wasn't referring to just "swelling" but it doesn't matter, maybe is a thing just here. good to know tho
>>145659953i went to a karting place ages ago and got mullered in the pits from behind but the guy in front was holding his neck and ive never forgotten
>>145660167 picrel>>145660351 picrel
Last time I went karting, I remembered that one WEBM... You know the one. I had to wait until no one else was running on the track.
>>145647330>Appearing on the Sky F1 podcast between the Mexican and Brazilian rounds of the triple-header, 1996 F1 World Champion Damon Hill was cutting in his criticism of Verstappen, saying he believes fair racing is not “in his repertoire”.>“It is possible to race fairly and that is something I’m not sure that Max is capable of – it’s not in his repertoire. It’s not in his philosophy. His philosophy is that ‘You’re not coming past.’”Max then proceeds to do a clean race from P17 to P1 in the rain in Brazil>Damon Hill leaves Sky after 13 years: "Looking forward to new challenges, not being fatigued"Kek, the kwabest of kwabs. Get fucked Damon. Pic very much related.
>>145647330thank you OP for having a actually decent news section.
>>145656292Been through that shit two years ago. Things will get rough. Hang in there for her sake, anon.
>>145660526you don't NEED 10 fingers>>145660621I got her bro
Why is some meme boxing match a sticky?
>>145660709It's a big fight tbfAlthough I'm not sure why GPs don't get stickyed
>>145660763AD21 was stickyed, IIRC.
>>145660824Yeah but that's been it. I can't remember any other races
>>145660824And it was glorious.
>>145660558yes but you see Max was only attacking in Sir Paul, not defending
goon or watch tyson fight
>>145660971It's hard to defend when a grid full of shitters can't even keep within one second of your pace.
>>145661011You've got 30+ mins to bustalso why is this bug so HD?
>>145648056everyone looks like present-day dan ticktum when they're 13
>>145660763I can understand why we don't get stickies outside of the 2021 finale and the 2022 openingFor 2021's finale it was obvious since it was the first competitive season since 2012For 2022's opening it was just the continuation from the 2021 hype trainWe tend to keep to ourselves in our megathreads instead of spilling out of /sp/ unless Hamilfag gets uppity again
>>145648435Lotus 72 Williams FW14 Ferrari F1-75
>>145661042>30+ minim gonna go to bed
>>145661122But it would save us having to move every time will fill up a mega thread
>>145661034>he's right behind yoube careful >nevermind hes now 5 laps behind lmao ok ahead is another 13 drivers lez go
>>145660874>>145661198Maybe FOM didn't write a cheque.
>>145661122Megathreads are based. We don't need mods or jannies except when the nonces show up.
>>145660824>>145660874Bahrain 2022 got one
Wait, are all sports really just semen slurping?
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
>>145662576>astronauts.jpg
>>145662659The freedom hating FIA doesn't have a list of banned words, so how can Max know which words are not acceptable?
>>145662659i completely forgot whatever the fuck he said tbqh
lance's next year car getting readyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzH0HVJBO78
>>145659005>docanon is still herecrisp>>145659306I don't listen to kpoop but I think s(he)'s also from ladyboyistan just like Albon
>>145662659True, they should make the list public so everyone knows what they can/can't say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcHfmO19dMY
Anri
>>145665576Is this real? Most of these words are ridiculous.
>>145658490That's leafistan thougheverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgd1-UzliVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wunopdC_PbYhttps://geocoder.ca/43.83626,-79.127941?moreinfo=1&latt=43.83626&longt=-79.127941&reverse=Reverse+GeoCode
>31 cars>macauuh oh
kino
>>145666603Yes, 100% real.The game that allows you to fuck hookers, beat them to death, burn their bodies, and has a mandatory torture mission in the campaign where you can waterboard an innocent man, censors the word "butthole".Even more hilariously the game has a helicopter in it named the "Savage" which gets censored because it has the word "vag" in it, basement also gets censored because of "semen".NPCs will also text you stuff like "fuck" even in GTA O.F1 related because the game has F1 cars and the censorship is on a level the FIA can only dream of.
>>145661809ThisIt also prevented shitty splits from showing up
>>145667396volumes
Don't let us hit page 3 or worse during the boxing lads
baking
>>145669063What are you baking, anon? Pastries or main courses?
>>145669128>What are you baking, anon? Pastries or main courses?Simians
>>145669128calzones
pillow hug is more of a sport than motor racing
>>145670384>pillow huglinks?
>>145670455https://methstreams.com/boxingstreams/boxing-paul-vs-tyson/
>>145670455https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mrGmMRgyQQGy
>its over1996 called. it wants its "its over" back.
>what schumacher at mercedes feels like
>>145671403lel
>>145670609>>1456706562bh, I wish I was that physically fit at 58
>>145671403its over for our childhood heroes
He'd get destroyed against an actual boxer. Nigga (the white one) has no speed in him.
>>145673016Tyson's legs looked noticeably small compared to his, I wonder how much training he actually did.
>>145673302Might simply be the fact he's 58.He wasn't even that slower than this Paul guy.
motor racing is more of a sport than pillow hug
>Sticky for that dogshit fightKWAB
>the US militaryLMAO this fucking guy what the fuck
shit sucked lmao
That fight was 2014-esque
Take a pill and go to sleepI'm chasing witches in the streetI'm the last page in your bookCan't write a song, only do hooks
I felt like I just relived the entire 2014-2020 MWL years watching that
one day max will be hamilton level washednobody beats father time
....I missed something important again, isnt it ??
>>145675514>I missed something important againno, just a quirked up white boy limply beating on a geriatric washed-up hasbeen and both of them making bank off itnothing more.
>>145675514Yeah, there was a chileANO posting cunny in the sticky.
>>145665576Thank god Moon Cricket is still safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilAde8qHnTM
>>145665576>nog not listed
>>145675803kanye bringing the nitrous to macau, i see
>>145675843Like 'jogger' I think it's a bit too niche, this would have been ~2014/15 era as well.I believe they've made some changes to the list to make it more restrictive since then but I haven't seen an updated version.
Are they seriously keeping Perez for Vegas?
>>145676096
>>145676096Leclerc needs someone to embarrass
>>145676096Vegas, and next year too. He's important for the sponsors.
>>145676168>next year too Surely you jest. I thought he was on the chopping block? What fucking sponsors are hell bent on keeping subpar drivers in the pinnacle of racing?
>>145676217RedBull
I just need more time
>>145676217who do you think foots the bill at redbull? besides never listen to anything effjuan has to say. g = cant code, c = cant cook, fa = cant dress etc.
>>145676319What does /pol/ do?
>>145676513Mutts, blacks and browns pretending to be white
>>145673016he was alrleady btfo by a part time boxer before
meanwhile in a real sport
>>145676593inb4 hyundai jumps out and m-sport goes bust
>>145676593>Removal of hybrid powerHow is that possible in modern cucked motorsport?
If the first letter of your name begins with a W, you are either fat or ugly or both.
>wasn't planning on drinking at all tonight, but then I saw the paul vs tyson *fight*what the fuck man
>>145676694what's a "K" indicate?
>>145676849hello kevin
>>145676773hope you didnt pay to watch that circus
>>145676936I hope the retard did
>>145676694>tfw my name is Wallace and i'm a short stickfigure that could pass as a female if i dressed like one with make upHehe, get fucked. The "W" indicates that I'm WINNING bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqd_dGT8kyU>FRetard is ONFRetard is ON>SHITTER QUALIFICATION RACESHITTER QUALIFICATION RACE
>>145676979>t. Wink
>Jimmy Carter is 100 Years old>Look like a fucking Zombie>Bernie is 96 years old>Still look like in his late 70s, fuck young girls, and has working sperm
Now that the dust has settled, gimi
>>145676998How many laps until red flag?
>>145676244You've got one (1) week
I fucking love macao
>>145676936Someone let me use their netflix, did people actually do PFV for this shit?
>>145676593>take away the hybridbased>also make restricter smallerwhat the hell
>>145677122Sure just give me one hour
morning lads
BIG JUAN
shitter behind
duugga followed a shitter to shit himself
>>145676692Creating batteries for cold climates is hard anon
night lads
clean these up jannies :DDD
>>145677227
They're gonna fast track Ugo to F1 aren't they?
>Sophia's Macau crash was 6 year agoWhat the fuck
>>145677239This show was so fucking stupid. I loved it.
boy a mary DQkek
>>145676593fake news. they revoked the statement that they were going to remove hybrid a couple of months ago. they will keep it at least until 2028 or something.or did they change their minds again? and is this the latest?
where's he goin?
>rainIt's Over
>>145677305in Macau you can go wherever you want.
where's he come from
>>145677105the answer is red flag in 6tg laps(due to rain, race control is afraid of shitters)
>>145677335They're right to be afraid. It turns out that FR stands for Formula Retard
wets
>>145677390GO BACK TO HAMPSTEAD YOU FAKCIN NONCE
ice rink condition in lisboa
>dutch anglekino
be hold shitterssubtropical rainstorm condition
>can't sleep>so i'm drinking myself to sleep>feel like shit afterwardsRaces... For this feel?
>>145677432spa21
>race control still acting a coward>decide one more SC lap to give shitter an ultimate exposureOK
>>145677409Lisboa?
Fucking sluper.Gonna watch Movie instead
>>145677465that corner man, the original hamilton "magic button" corner, and the place sophia turns into a pussymissile >>145677319and race control goes full coward, kek
>>145657024>I am a father of three>I even have black friends>>145658713he's a pilot now, be afraid
race control is so gay
ANON, CALL HIS NAME
what's with the namefagging here?
>>145677565OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
>>145677565ooga booga choo choo
>>145677565Future 8 time world champion
>>145677722>>145677722>>145677722
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