Reindeer Games Edition>Sat 16.11.12.30 Biathlon - Norway Season Opener W Sprint, Sjusjoen (NOR)13.00 Alpine - W Slalom 2nd Run, Levi (FIN)TBC Biathlon - Norway Season Opener M Sprint, Sjusjoen (NOR)>Sun 17.11.10.00 Alpine - M Slalom 1st Run, Levi (FIN)13.00 Alpine - M Slalom 2nd Run, Levi (FIN)Biathlon - Norway Season Opener W and M Mass Starts, Sjusjoen (NOR)>Fri 22.11.TBC Ski Jumping - Mixed Team HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)>Sat 23.11.10.30 Alpine - W Slalom 1st Run, Gurgl (AUT)13.30 Alpine - W Slalom 2nd Run, Gurgl (AUT)TBC Ski Jumping - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)TBC Piggy Jump - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)>Sun 24.11.10.30 Alpine - M Slalom 1st Run, Gurgl (AUT)13.30 Alpine - M Slalom 2nd Run, Gurgl (AUT)TBC Ski Jumping - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)TBC Piggy Jump - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)Lillehammer times to be confirmed later after TCMs, inb4 >wind rouletteSjusjoen schedules:>https://sesongstartskiskyting.no/en/schedule/Sjusjoen streams:>https://www.fondoitalia.it/Previous thread: >>145445368
hej hej
Biathlon - Sweden Season Openereurovisionsport.com
>guro
>the entire Italian men's A team is in Sjusjoen>meanwhile in women: Doro is the only Italian starterLisa pls
I don't mind the new Norwegian suits tbqh. That stripe helps a lot
>>145678336Doro is training with the men, and Doro and Lisa can't be in one training group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH3uj54vfO4
ERDAL FAST
we live
>Ida
>ida slow and with 2 misses on proneVery worried
B U T TU TT
Kalkenberg might be best berg
That rifle paintjob really paid off.
>Juni>Knotten
>juni
>another year of smörebom incHappy days!
Zero snow on the trees in Idre in mid November, last year we had like record colds through october and november, been a wierd early winter this year
Nice diversity
Emma!
>>145678915
>>145678585Dayum
>>145678585Whomst? don't recognize the face or ass.
>>145678964Kalkenberg
>>145678585I also film myself spray painting my gun in a bikini
>>145678988Pls post your gun
>>145678982Would never have guessed from that angle.
>>145679005She always got 10/10 hair game, so easy
Fuck this shit
>>145679068At least you're pretty good at cycling...
SWINE!
Too much YOLO or not enough?
Most trusted Katharina to the rescue
SMILE
>Durr
>+0.04
>+0.04Close!
I guess it's time for Barilla today
Can’t sniff the schiff, will she never regress!?
Shiffers :)#98
two to go
Win #98
Is she going to eat the reindeer tonight?
Amercian exellence is tiring
Wholesome podium
I-is Ukaleq's brother named for the Apu meme?
>>145679174>Geilo IL
Is it even worth to watch biathlon this year or it would be TND(norge domination) again?
>>145679206Men's will probably be.Women's looks like >francewinslol, maybe with some Vittozzi or Tandrevold sprinkled in.
>>145679206>TND(norge domination)This is why we prefer women's competitions in every sport because there's always a chance for a big surprise.
>>145679218It's her year
All smiles is backShiff is backWorld is good
>>145678814>>145679178
>>145679160Feels good to see a happy smiling girl again.
>>145679222Yes, of course
>>145678254Jake Paul's Olympic speedskater GF looked either retarded or drugged up at the fight last night.It cut to her in the audience as he was entering the ring, and her face was blank like she was braindead and her mouth was twitching. How can an Olympic athlete be so retarded looking?
>>145678254Their is a milf pornstar who basically looks like an older Shiffrin
>>145679521you can't say that and not drop a name
i missed the swedish premiere...
Fucking hell Sørum...
>>145679651>>145678254cute!!
>>145679669only shitters anyway, at least the Norwegian premiere has good French and Italians
>>145679589Sadie Summers
>>145679773somehow she reminds me of a bimbofied sloota
>>145679758dont call our guys shitters!
>>145679841>barely any international top athletes competing>somehow still lose to literal who Ukrainian
>>145679520being sober around jake paul must be pure misery desu
>>145680943Perky
>>145678585women have absolutely no shame. impressive.
>>145681007She's just unaware, like my girl Anna.
I hate winter sports so muchits always done by well to do, well functioning white peopleit made me seethe eternally to watch all these people with normal functioning lives and families be good at skiiing growing up, they were good at skiing tooi had to show up and be put on the kiddie slope and never made it off i could sense when I was like 10 that the coaches abhorred me because of my shit lowclass family with parents who had personality disorders i would love all the snow to melt forever
Nobody asked muttboy
>>145681154kwab
>>145681154Show hands
>>145681154>i would love all the snow to melt foreverso much this
>>145681071She's annaware, so to speak.
>>145681071gandler is nice and decent girl totally unaware and approved by molly
>>145681870Excellent post my Schluchtenscheißer friend
>>145682187Flat chests = best chests
>>145681870>annawarekek
>>145682187i wanna groom her arm hair like a cat
>>145681870Will those milkeries ever see a baby?
>>145681870booo
>>145682331Wait. She's not a mom yet?
>>145682610>41It's over friend
>>145682187shut the fuck up tom
So is Gro elite now?
>>145683138Cute teeth
>>145682749>ywn breed future spee jannies with kaisa
>>145682749this could have been
>>145683138plapping up?
ida looks sexy in the new suit
>>145683138The top 3s were odd in both sprints, I can see Ingrid and Vetle winning, yes, but I definitely didn't see Kalkstein and Sorum being #2 and two literal whos as #3 (or JTB being tenth, either).
>>145683080I'm not your bundes-boogeyman
>>145683406Sørum has been fast as fuck along with Botn in the IBU cup so it's not really THAT weird that when he finally hits targets he places very well.Kalkenberg has always been fast too, but was crowded out when Tiril and Marthe were still active. And given how inconsistent everyone except Tandrebutt is now, it's not that much of a stretch to imagine she could have the odd stab at the podium.
>>145683423that one post sounded like a quintessential tompost though
>>145684959
>>145682187>Tandrebutt>Kastkino>RybakinoYour hole /sp/ folder goz 10 Pictures right? Fucking retard
Lindy :)
Czechbros we're Back
Wäre Linda in all ihrer Power sie würde Iga so fertig machen
Ah it's Katka in the dubs
>>145687058Nope
>stina at idreDidn't she announce that she was quitting at the end of the last season? Why is she still around?
Swedebros, we've really fallen off, haven't we?
>>145701265It's not like your dudes and dudettes can't ski and shoot, it's that they're so inconsistent that they can win one day and have a total collapse on the next, even if the conditions are the same. For all the memes Son of Sam, Bonsi, the *bergs and Hobbitsson are good, they just need to get their heads in the game so their performance curve doesn't look like a sine wave.
Time for MEN
>Time for MEN>thread diesevery fucking time
Amazing how much time Haugan lost in just a couple of mistakes.
Dave Balding
Let's go brazilbros!
>+0.02
Stupid Sexy Feller
>Feller
Norwaybros... I don't think we're getting another sweep...
I can't tell if this is a racer issue or a ski issue but it looks like a lot of a guys have no grip at all.
Austrian ultras are present
Dave is a total bro>loves the piste>asked about the hard course "this is the World Cup, it shouldn't be Mickey Mouse">"I'm an old guy, I need time to recover"
>>145705323Neureuther said on german tv it's probably a ski issue
ALEX NOOO
Wtf that stall, did Ginnis think he'd missed a gate?
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Jesus Christ Hirscher, why are you even doing this
Hirscher too slow
Samba is back on the menu
Nice run by the Brazzer, great going on the steep section.
My Boy Linus Ski Tips is going to win a reindeer
E D D I E E E E E E E E E EHOLY SHIT
>>145705614Damn I missed it but I heard it
I'm grinning like mad and I still can't believe this. Pls have a good second run, bro.
>finland's brave eduard hallberg
>11 DNF in a row
Why was the Austrian DSQ'ed?
GO JUNI GO
Sara :(
>junicorn
Juni, Ida……
Skogang...
>>145706173The redemption arc has just begun...
New Marte totally out of it
ingrid ass
Elvira wins
>De BescheI used to work for them
heijdenberg moans mycket erotic
Kalkenberg burned her leggs trying to follow Butt.
>those misses
The chokes...
>Meisen
>male skiing
FIRST POINTS FOR EESTI
JAKOBSEN
TITE
INGRID WINS
audible "Putain" by Yule lol
>>145706360She's getting thicker every year
Wait. Who the hell is Solberg?
>>145706487Rally driver
>>145706360Sauerkraut Powah
>>145706511Kek
AFLA
One mistake and it cost him almost 2s
>Linus
Spergbros, are we back?
Noel is so good when he's on
NOEL
Is it finally Noel's season?
>>145706621Would be funny if he DNF's next week
>>145706621>>145706702Every time he races I want him to do well but all too often it's>Noel
>JTB
1. Strømsheim2. Vetle3. Botn
Kirkeeide, Kalkstein and Gro Njoelstad Randby confirmed for spots on the Norwegian women's world cup team.
>>145710737
>>145710737intriguing bulge
Finnish biathlon season opener, two sprints yesterday and today, Venppa is strong!https://kontiolahtibiathlon.com/kontiolahden-urheilijat/tapahtumat/ampumahiihto-ja-hiihto
>>145713169hello where is the kaisa?
Well Venlacat better step up. She's getting old. Look at those 2005 girls doing good.
>>145711949It's where she keeps her rats
>>145717545ewwww
>>145717545they're gonna stink
Didn't anyone that's notable quit?
Good morning
Hello sirs when is the next skishooting?
>mfw I check the calendar and the distance between now and biathlon is still expressed in days and not in hours
>>145730034>Sat 30.11.13.15 W+M Single Mixed Relay, Kontiolahti (FIN)
>>145721837define notablebunch of world champions and world cup winners retired last season
>>145710737Western men need to come together and ban tattoos.
>>145730089>men's biathlon in kontiolahti on finland's independence daypretty based
>>145730303I had so completely forgotten that Peppe Femling retired that when I saw that Swedish World Cup team roster I thought "maybe he hasn't been performing up to spec".
>>145707771>Norway can only bring 6 athletesUh oh, Idabros...
New 'butt with a little Tandreyoga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3AgUnElVHQ
>tfw no Tandretantra video
>>145731881>Ida legsunff
>>145731881
>>145732120>autismshoes
Based Branzi
>>145732130Endurance athletes are a pretty autistic bunch.
>>145732282Same thing in sneedskating, the thottiest ones are the sprinters with the long-distance ones being the autists. Makes sense I guess since you need to be able to focus and shut out the outside for much longer times
>>145732140>Bayern HühnchendrrrrrrrrrrrrrROPPED!
>>145732407I've got bad news for you bro
/biathlon/ is a 1860 general
>>145713169Finnish biathlon world cup teamwomenInka HämäläinenVenla LehtonenSonja LeinamoSuvi MinkkinenmenArttu HeikkinenOlli HiidensaloOtto InveniusJaakko RantaTero Seppälä
>>145732603I unironically feel that this season our boys have a better chance of scoring points than our girls. The girls are decent at shooting but for some ungodly reason they're so slow that everyone just skis rings around them. If Tero and Olli stay healthy and Otto the Fortnite champion brings his mind game up to the world cup level they should be set for at least three decent stages in a relay.
>>145732510this is the average >I am supporting Hühnchen but my children aren't face
>>145733137kinda looks like carina
>>145733175Less self-harm scars and coping mechanisms though
>>145733175
>>145732603Venlacat a cute, she's kinda shit though
>>145729535is she ok
>>145733218she cute
sexo goddess
Not very sexy or talented.
Hello
>.jpg
>>145742913never worn hat
May I know who she is? Thanks
I thought Braathen was going to be the first Brazilian to get a podium in winter sports in a long time, but it turns out he was beaten by a proper homegrown Brazilian in skeleton who got 3rd this past weekend.
>>145743221Teal Redmann?
https://www.nrk.no/innlandet/fyller-hele-lysgardsbakken-pa-lillehammer-med-kunstig-sno-til-verdenscup-apningen-i-hopp-1.17123543Nice winter. Thanks Greta!
What's his problem?
>>145744220Mixture of being a spoiled brat and full of cocaine.
>>145744220What having no Ida gf does to a mf
>>145744220https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732028760250245.webm
>>145744220
>>145743221hopefully next big star in Swedish biathlon
Fine comeback on show at European Championships as Dutch curlers secure win over Norway
>>145730303and most recently Simon Spiewok
>>145733218Ai??? Carina is pure
>>145746444trips of truth
>>145746825
>>145748145Apex predator
first sneedskating world cup of the season this weekendit's in japan and 5 am my time so I will NOT be watching
>>145744888Soooo....can I at least get her name please? Thanks
>>145743737I read that they're actually using *last* year's artificial snow to make the hill jump-ready. I know Finland stores real snow for the next season, but I don't think I've seen artificial snow stored before.
bor1s are you still here? they are finally testing mp4 on the chinz:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732049239530178.mp4it only took about 10 years xD
>>145754964They should implement sound on all boards so that I don't have to use external sounds add on
>>145755054I don't know if sound is really needed on boards like /lit/, /sci/, /g/ etc but /sp/ is definitely a board where it makes sense. I've been saying this for years.
>>145755187>Ebba and Femke post-race interviews clips with audio
>>145754964yay finally all mobilefags can utter their tiktoks and other filth straight into here with no effort, can't wait
maybe the file size limit will be increased in another 10 years
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145755706Oh for fuck's sake
>>145743221NVM, I think she is Elsa Taenglander
>>145755756she's only 6 267 dagar old, you sick fuck
>>145755989BUILT for keeping me warm on long winter nights in an igloo.
I'm gonna vatch ze IBU Cup and I vill like it
>>145755706Another /biathlon/ favourite suffering from back issues
JTB confirmed that he will retire in 2026
German Biathlon World Cup squad>WomenVanessa VoigtFranziska PreußJohanna PuffJulia TannheimerJulia KinkSelina Grotian>MenJohannes KühnJustus StrelowPhilipp NawrathPhilipp HornDavid ZobelDanilo Riethmüller
>>145756521we need more Julias and more Philipps. Do we have any in the pipe?
>>145756521>no REEsI read he'd been ill and unable to train but that must have been one motherfucker of an illness to knock his training regime out like that. Getting sent to the IBU cup is fairly grim for him.>>145756597You already have four young women in the team (even Puff is only 22) and for the dudes, Riethmüller and Kaiser are still young enough to have a decade of racing in them.
>>145755706I think ebba is the prettiest wsg lady, very big and kind eyes and funny voicee
>>145756678Zobel and Horn are serial chokers, Reeeeeees will be back in no time. Kinda surprised we don't see Schneider and Kebinger, would've thought that one of them would make it.
>>145756897the puffyness of Sophie Schneider will be greatly missed
>Here's that 26 year old biathlon prospect I've been telling you about
>>145756521>kink>puff>tannheimerIt really is a new dawn for German female biathletes
>>145757091yikesarino
Winter is here it seems
>>145756521
>>145758503Those are some Brezhnev-tier eyebrows
>>145758177
>>145758714EBBA
>>145755756I had no idea who she was
>>145758761Ebba sexo(!)
>>145759153Nice hairdo and makeup can make almost every women a sexo 7/10 at least. So easy.
>>145759228What about you. Drags you up to a good 2?
MP4 test
>>145714411cutie
>>145754791No, all the snow stored in Finland for the following year is artificial. Natural snow is too unreliable. They create the artificial snow when it gets cold in January/February, so it's not even that costly. What they're doing in Lillehammer is standard operation procedure.
>>145756521German deathjump/piggyjump squad for Lillehammer season opener:Markus Eisenbichler (33)Karl Geiger (31)Stephan Leyhe (32)Pius Paschke (34)Andreas Wellinger (29)Philipp Raimund (24)Adrian Tittel (20)Katharina Schmid (28)Selina Freitag (23)Juliane Seyfarth (34)Alvine Holz (20)Agnes Reisch (25)Anna Hollandt (27)
>>145758714>>145758761ugly bitch
>>145743221>>145755756She looks like Svenja Würth's dopple ganger
>>145678254Lillehammer jumping times apparently confirmed:>Fri 22.11.16.15 Ski Jumping - Mixed Team HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)>Sat 23.11.13.30 Piggy Jump - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)16.00 Ski Jumping - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)>Sat 23.11.13.30 Piggy Jump - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)16.00 Ski Jumping - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)>Sat 23.11.13.30 Piggy Jump - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)16.00 Ski Jumping - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)>Sun 24.11.13.30 Piggy Jump - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)16.00 Ski Jumping - HS140, Lillehammer (NOR)>>145763101Bugger, I've been believing that the major World Cup sites (like Levi, Kontioranta etc.) store natural snow from those areas where there is less pollution, road salting etc. and storing artificial snow is an emergency measure. Looks like I was wrong.
>>145763945>three SaturdaysWhere the fuck did the extra ones come from.
>>145764017Is there a stream for the Rosenborg-Vålerenga cup final?
>>145764101Yes. NRK1 and NRK Sport.
>>145763945Jumping is not a real sport
>>145764123Geo'd? Is it on yt?
Austrian team for Kontiolahti:>WomenAnna GandlerLisa Theresa HauserKristina OberthalerLea RothschopfDunja Zdouc>MenSimon EderPatrick JakobDavid KomatzFelix LeitnerFabian Muellauer
>>145764215Hauser still in?
>>145764248Why not, she is just training with Sandra Flungers group now.
>>145764263I didn't know you can be starting if your not nominated by the national federation. Like there are starting sports which are only given to the federation not to countries per se. So even if I was better than every other German athlete I couldn't just go there and say: I'll be starting for Germany now.I know this is cucky (we had something similar in t&f where athletes just got in a fight with the sport federation and weren't nomiated for competition after that although they matched athletic requirements)
>>145764288Yes, but she was nominated by the austrian federation. She just didn't want to be in the austrian training group anymore, and therefore has to organize (and pay) her training on her own.
>>145758761yes>>145763808no
Ebba will never look at you like this when you unzip your pants
>>145764702she will if you hide your holo charizard in your pants
