some meme20 on. Old Fred would be rolling over in his grave. England are 54-1
Test match waiting room. YFO.
thinking Test Nations Only (TNO) this time
Nothing excites me moreNothing probes more at my loins than a Leeds bouldering centre I haven't seen in a month since the resetChildhood wonder still exists in some formsBut it only exists in Leeds
wasn't a strong enough post to carry into the new thread desu
Currently watching the T20 International between West Indies and the United Kingdom of England and WalesWouldn't normally bother but there is a severe lack of sport this weekend, what with Premiership deanoball on hold
>he didn't get up at 4am for the biggest boxing fight of the decade
As somebody above the age of 23 I simply have no interest in YouTubers and other internet personalities
Incredible the spawning ability of Hezbollah command centres, normally near hospitals Free Palestine
>lack of sport this weekenddoesn't seem that bad compared to weekends of the past desu. the /sp/ catalog has been full of international footy today
what we drinking tonight lads
>international footyPointless games desu. Glorified friendlies, with about 3/4 of the regular squad pulling out
>>145685511Ale And lots of it
>Pointless games desu. Glorified friendlies, with about 3/4 of the regular squad pulling out>Currently watching the T20 International between West Indies and the United Kingdom of England and Wales
i put up my christmas tree today because christmas makes me happy
>>145685566It's a fair point, but the cricket just happened to be on at the same time as I was eating my dinner (can't eat dinner and not watch SOMETHING desu)If one of these pointless deanoball matches were on, I'd have probably stuck that on for my background noise instead
>>145685438boxing is an even deader sort than cricket
this is turning into fucking /brit/save us aus flag
Been thinking quite a lot about the slow death of communal life in the UK
GO GONE GOTTEM SALT
SWEET CAROLINEDOO DOO DOO
rate my cock
smaller than mine
yeah been listening to Endsong for a while now and can confirm it is indeed cusic. turkbro knew this
Hate sweet Caroline Love John Cale- Barracuda
Matches like this are unbelievably dull Need an even contest between bat and ball
all cricket is shit now because certain country wants every game to have 51229 boundaries
The boundary rope and its consequences have been a disaster for cricket
GONE GOTTEm
>mohnonono lad
How do I breathe without you?How do I live without you?Give me a sign How can a brain that was so mesmerising, just pass over
If pint prices had risen with inflation since their level in the mid 90s then they'd only be at £2.59 now, but instead they're more than double that pretty much everywhereBoomers had way more disposable income because housing was much cheaper, and with that disposable income they could be way more pintsIt's just not fair
A brain that was a million times more beautiful than that neek bards Just wont see his like again I feel so bad
>>145686360>>145686400The scythe is remorselessThe weak must make way for the strongEvolution marches on
Fintan Stewart had the most beautiful brain Just wish he was still here
Please can we do a trade with hadesGet rid of bard Bring Blaise back Please.PLEASE
PLEASE LEASE
wow he hit a 6 then another 6this time a 4now another 6amazingt20 truly is a bucket of shite
Called Jacob Bethell's ascendancy right after I saw him demolish the Pears desu (check the archive)Did the same after watching Travis Head demolish the Pears back in 2021 (check the archive)I have literally never been wrong about anything (check the archive)
Bard is such a bellend Jesus Christ I wonder if technological advancement will reach the point where we can bring back everyone who ever died
Worcestershire have produced 2 half decent players ever, and they weren't all that great - Hick and AliDIRE county and frankly need to start pulling their weight a bit more
Came here as soon as I heard the rumour that Zachy has been frequenting gay bars in York. This can't be true
Asif there is gay bars in york
zachy said Theatron, described as the largest gay nightclub in Latin America, was 'too big to be gay'he also said this about his boyfriend's penis
>>145686710Erm, hello?! Ian Botham?! Kapil Dev?! Glenn McGrath?! Imran Khan?!All products of the Worcestershire talent academy
southern fairy here. never been to worcs (just driven through it). look a nice place tbf. might need to have a closer look
>>145686789Yeah Theatron is too big, too commercial be gay Naturally a massive nightclub is going to have brainlet females going there.When a gay club becomes massive obviously it stops being gay
>>145686831Nice countryside where I am in the south of the countyNot quite as splendid architecturally as the Cotswolds, but also more authentically English due to not being overrun by touristsWorcester city is unremarkable but quite pleasant, has some nice timber-framed buildings and good riverside walks near the cathedral
No idea why this is a confusing concept If you want, I can explain ir again
if I'm being completely honest, it sounds like you probably kissed a tranny there and have been coping ever since
bizarre post
might get an electric carmight not
John Turner is the English (South African) answer to Glenn McGrathShame he's gravitating to memeball because he's an elite Test prospectit would be a fearsome proposition if he and Lungi Ngidi were bowling from each end
Best looking 1d member
EXETER LA LA LAEXETER LA LA LA
>>145686892sounds awfully boringprobably won't bother now
>sounds awfully boringa bit like bards life in general
>>145687113Sort of place you'd go for a nice rural break for a weekendMuddy walks in the countryside with dogberg, ales at the traditional pub in front of a roaring fire, that sort of thingIf that doesn't tickle your pickle then there's no real reason to visit, nah
https://youtu.be/sQgHhCyba8s?si=mDQTyG3I6fbtk3wM
IN THE TIME TICK SLIDING BACK
sorry mate, this is a UK flags only thread
Any time i win is a song for the forgotten man I am trying so hard My mum might be loaded, but I have my own battles
This whole "behind the line but foot was in the air" rule is a fucking disgraceSuch a grubby little way to get somebody outIt's simply not cricket
not watching because it's not cricketbut just seen the score and it seems >we are losing
Poongland
I truly deserve my day in the sun
>soulless slogging up to 220>it's not enoughdeceased sport
>Shit at football>Shit at rugby>Shit at cricketMost cucked nation on earth
Wondering how much I have to give to finally get something backThe sweat off my browI'm incredibly talented, just give something back
More of a hockey nation desu
Sucky my cocky
you know you need to move to donedon to truly make it in current year, right?
notice bard's gone all quiet after this performance by the bowling attack, led by John '15rpo' Turner
>>145687940He's wasted in the T20 sideHe's a red ball man like his father before him
Haven't heard from Russia in a while?Are the gloves not coming off?Seems like the calm before the storm.
>bowling attack
COMEBACKbut also not entirely sure a WI run rate of 14.6 is what the England bowlers were after
Two new batspeople at the creaseStill need almost 8 an overCould yet be "interesting"
Windies bros!?
>in terms of>Cricketing >Bowling attack Say any of these unironically and you will never be a multi millionaire like my grandfather Your kids will never eat lamb from waitrose 4 times a week
It was a JOKEGet over it
not possible for t20s to be interesting. If you've seen more than 10 of them, you've seen them all
nothing wrong with 'bowling attack' - been used since at least the 70s and by virtually every ex playerdon't particularly care what some toothpick armed skinny skindiana bones larping welsh bedsit dwelling phoneposting tv-buying neek that needs to run around the shower to get wet thinks tyvm
T20 is fun if you're a skinny fat Indian zoomer
Not watched a second of this so-called "sport"s match
>>145688261Clearly you do particularly care You puffy fat Anglo neek lmaoCome back when you can do 7 pull ups, Max
>Nothing wrong with 'bowling attack'
I dare you to do one curl you walking pencil
>>145685295>>145685333oh, noanyways..'chabin bla xhttps://youtu.be/01HCtlSzDDE
Good catch
>>145688473Why would I do a bicep curl you Anglo fattyYou Anglo lardlord
thought not *snap*
Ok, fat Anglo shitter
imagine saying that to his face in Cardiff
me¿ just don't laugh at minnowspoor form injitplain'nuff said x
zachy's a tarq poof who's never been in a fight in his life. would go crying to mummy at the first sign of trouble
Lettuce be reality. lettuce be real time strategy game like halo wars for a second.Why does gladiator 2 exist?Have literally no idea.
>>145688826this is truedon't know why he's so desperate to prove himself as a tough guy on /cric/ all the time with these empty threatsprobably all that bullying at Steyning Grammar
>lardlordOMyDays
>le toothpick man>fightingIf I met him it'd go like>nice bicep curl you fat angl- *has all his teeth knocked out*
>>145688826Am I a tarq?If I were my parents would have surely bought me somewhere to live by now It's quite funny, I am both a tarq but also someone living in a rat infested bedsit all at the same time. Whatever fits your mood
>145688982stfu tarq, i was talking about you not to you
>Mishit with precisionKek
see first reply ITT
Yank Faggots Only?
see 106th reply itt
Somehow I am a tarqBut also my accommodation is something to be ridiculed Never understood this What if I'm just not that materialistic?
stop being narcissist posting. there's a game on
>t20>a game
Basically I get ridiculed for being a tarq But also ridiculed for having modest accomodation Literally can't win
Only BBL is real cricket
Mahmood with some pretty elite figures ngl
>>145689283>iykwim haha>>145689300god i want to fuck jeeta elite figures iykwim haha
>>145688491>>145687996https://youtu.be/DNmc0Fxg-KM
Bouldering tomorrow
>>145689933really deepgets my noggin' joggin' that quote does
No way bard would last two minutes in the ring against this Welsh Middleweight Let's make it happen
Let's do it Let's settle it once and for all You game bard?Could make us millions
couple of years ago the smart money would be on bardbut bouldering zachy is basically super saiyan zachy. a different animal. don't see how bard would get past round 2
There is no poll when you're lying flat out on the deck
>>145691224t. zachy. oh please, bard has meat on his bones, a big reach advantage and has boxed in gyms with David Haye. zachy would put the gloves on and his toothpick arms would shudder from the weight, causing him to fall forwards like a cartoon character
zachy would fall onto the floor out of reflex even if he did a hold
>>145691224So true
*reminds cric*zachy_dancing_knocked_out.webm
I would just fall into zachy and absorb him into my flesh
Bard would be buried in about 40 seconds against this Welsh Middleweight
not a waste of time nobody can hit like pooran i swear nobody can evern rohit virat cant hit a six like pooran he is a big mr pooran
Pederasty B wouldn't last a single day in prison
You must know a lot about prison Considering your entire ''''country''' is a safe haven for devil worshippers and paedophiles
Stuck a nerve did I? Maybe instead of chin ups you should practice bending over to pick up the soap
Where did you stick a nerve?Not in children again i hope. We know about new Zealand, but don't really have any vision beyond that
the soft V4s must be having all sorts of trouble sleeping
Don't careLove climbing Also, if I played you at tennis, you wouldn't even be able to hit the ball
NZ vs SAR Lanka tonight lads
>>145686360Why is Berlin still standing He promised me MANY THINGS Might have to bring out the ouija board to talk to him
Zachy trains chin ups during the week so he can get guys balls up to his chin on the weekends
its been 12+ hours and you cunts are talking about the same shit as yesterday absolute desolate general
ok, ty for your input le doesn't steer the conversation in a different direction but just seethes man
>>145692899I train chin ups because upper body strength is importantAnd honestly I love the look of my vastly wide back in the mirror
I don't want to die I have a lot of self-respect, partly because I know I am a genius,.and want to keep myself strong Want to meet Elon on mars
>>145693335Yeah don't want to get pushed over and slapped down by that bouncer again mate fair enough. Wide back is probably easier for guys to hold on to when they're smashing your rear end
what makes you say you're a genius exactly?and what are your top 3 achievements in your life so far?
can someone explain "zachy" to me?
>>145693590I just feel it
I am not the MessiahBut if I was, I wouldn't tell you I was
ok so not a genius confirmed
>>145693590His greatest achievements - 7 guys in his batty in one night- losing over £500 in bad crypto investments- climbing v4 that one time a while back
You forgot-not having your dire accent
rigged the polldid a v3 after 3 months of traininggot a gf who dumped him and probably became a lesbian a couple of weeks later
starting to doubt the v4 claim tb h
>>145693920reminder your body is horrendous and you look dreadful naked
if zachy removed his clothes his frail body would wither and die to the cold much faster than the average human
>>145693923Here's a v4 for you ''climb my faeces you kiwi nonce""
The pile of shit you spout would be taller than mt everest
don't care you fat neekIll be doing chin ups with most my bodyweight attached while you're playing golf lmao See you later Fat neek
is 35kg a difficult chin up weight?
>>145695105That's just his body weight
>>145695212yes that is exactly what I was implying, thank you for explaining it.
Fatty cope*Jiggles your belly*At least you can be a prop, right?I think our resident fatty @olbingowings might be able to help you
God I love Kanye West so much
Honestly can't wait to go bouldering tomorrowSmall matter of sleepberg to get through first
>sleepingLol what are you a baby?
Imagine knocking bards jaw to Jupiter Really can't think of a concept in life more satisfying
Good Morning bros
>India’s preparations for the Border-Gavaskar Trophy have taken a blow after No.3 batsman Shubman Gill reportedly fractured his thumb and will miss the upcoming first Test in Perth.
Poo
why did I wake up
Bouldering later
PARISQ
>>145696313good morning dear bro
we're in here broshttps://www.twitch.tv/z60411
I would dominate a Brian Lara International Cricket 2005 tournament in Donedon
>le 'cricket lad' lookhow contrived. Sad!
Jeet Raval
Scarcely will you ever watch a flick go downhill so rapidly
Saltburn should have won a minimum 9 academy awards. It's a masterpiece
I can pinpoint the exact moment that flick went to shit
>>145704812hold on, his firstname is a meme
Two more weeks
Seb you in mate? 'chabin bla? Staying yamagucci? x
Sebbo Jeetan Patel is asking after you mate
Sebbo mate, you wanna play against the english? peewees need another shit batsman that "bowls" spin
>>145704945*be's chucking a pie in you're path*
Snooker is a sport T20 isn't
>>145704834Elaborate
>snooker mentionedhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=A2g6D6Ki_-Y
Daily reminder Gorillaz ripped their entire discography off of Unwound- Summer Freeze Look at the data. You will find I am correct
Love that first Gorillaz album though, some real bangers
ITS A DARE FIX'LL FIX IT
where can i watch nz vs sir lanka lads
Going to sleep now
https://youtu.be/wFlykhpRfU4?si=aIVIBbxX_QPHjfbLWhere should the big one between me and bard take place? I would quite like to send him horizonal in Wales, but i suppose i could do something on the bordee
Worcestershire is rightful Welsh clay anyway
Lovely morning today
oh cool there's cricket on>it's a one dayerFUCK
Dragon Quest III is an amazing game
Jake Paul Let me fight you
Fat neek @jake paul
>midnight to 3.30amZachy is obsessing about me>7am onwardsZachy is obsessing about meA truly bizarre creature. I think he's just happy I'm home and posting again, and getting a little overexcited
>>145705321grow up
>>145705159The landscape of West Mercia is essentially Welsh in character, but we also manage to overcome the main limitation of Wales, in the sense that we have few Welsh people (brutish, uncivilised, ugly) and many English people (dignified, refined, educated)
>>145705425you wish All in your head
Just bumped into someone who was walking to bouldering A familiar faceHope he didn't eat a duck Penang today
With Ben Allison, Fateh Singh, and Tom Hinley added to the squad for next season, it's worth asking the question - are Worcestershire now favourites for the 2025 County Championship Division 1?(No - sign some facking batsmen)
Haven't felt anything like that in years Genuinely scary moment
speaking of fatty sing, chuck us a vocaroo bard mate
Duck Penang and Walking to Bouldering don't mix
>>145705504no but Steven May
SEA cuisine mogging S American cuisine just like it mogs the entire nation (bard knew this)
Zero books by SEA authors SEA women have no bunda whatsoever. '''women''''South America churns out the likes of The War of the end of the World for Breakfast You won't make a single genuine friend in SEAIn South America you will make loads South America is God's continent It's best america You haven't provided one argument against any of this to the contrary Max 6 pull-upsIf you want we can debate it live on youtube and stream it Would be something akin to suicide for you though
>muh SEA cuisine Yeah it's good But so is a bandeja Paisa
South America mogs South East Asia
35 year olds and bouldering don't mixit's a zoomer hobbyyou probably look a bit creepy being there
Luckily Welsh doesn't crack So I can LARP as someone who hasn't experience the post 27 soul leaving their body
>>145705500Maybe l8r>>145705550Quite enjoyed On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong (albeit Vietnamese-American rather than Vietnamese-Vietnamese)It's a little bit teenage girl Tiktok lit, but nonetheless I appreciated the melancholy quality of the writing>>145705561Pad Thai, Khao Soi, Khao Kaprao, Tom Yum Soup, Green Curry, Red Curry Massaman Curry, Jay Larb, Banh Mi, Chun Chay, Pho, etc etc. SEA cuisine absolutely mogs South AmericanBandeja paisa is ok, but it's essentially just hearty and flavourless peasant food. Nourishes you for a long day working in the fields, but not that much care and attention goes into enhancing the taste of the meal
Look, I love thai foodA designer Thai But that doesn't make SEA better than SA
>On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong>Genres: Fiction, Poetry, LGBT, Contemporary, Queerabsolute state bardthis is what happens when people go to South America
I love a duck Penang generally
Just not two hours before Walking to Bouldering
walk yourself to /cg/ and take your bouldering shite with you. thought you were meant to be leaving /cric/ alone anyway?
>>145705641Never have I felt more in touch with the creator than in rionegro, antioquia20 miles outside Medellin Magical realism is real
>>145705623I did a cooking class in Chiang Mai and can now make delicious Thai food whenever I so please. If you went to SEA, you could do the same>>145705641Yeah there's no denying itThe bloke is a poof, writing in a poof-y way, about his experiences being a poofNonetheless, I appreciated the melancholy quality in his writing, and that's just a fact
>>145705641>goes Theatron once
>>145705664why are you talking about bouldering here?>>>/Cg/ is that wayMr reddit
One Hundred Years of Solitude isn't that goodcope
The One Hundred and Five Guys
>>145705708based zoe quinn iykwim haha
Honestly? Catholic doctrine on poofs is something I struggle to get on board withIf two poofs want to commit to one another in a long-term, loving, monogamous relationship, why should it anger God if they express that love for one another through the occasional bit of bum fun?Is the implication that all sex activity should be reserved for married people and for the sole purpose of procreation?Should men firing blanks and barren or post-menopausal women never have sex?It's probably heresy to say so, but I do wonder if teaching on poof behaviour should be interpreted in the same way as the teachings on not eating shellfish - i.e., maybe makes sense for the healthy functioning of a medieval society, but isn't actually theologically significantAnd, of course, many famous cricketers are known poofsMuch to think about
Bard you did realise when i said I will send you horizontal in WalesIt didn't mean bumming you right
reckon bard just came out
hate myself and want to die
>>145705732If I were a poof (I'm not, Catholic doctrine doesn't bloody allow it) then I'd choose a more attractive fella than you
When I meet certain man ITT in camarthen, we are going here https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g209942-d26864341-Reviews-Y_Barbican-Carmarthen_Carmarthenshire_Wales.htmlQuality food. Oh it lovely
If you want to die, don't do 20mm max hangs Because you will live forever if you do such antics
>>145705771Have been to the Warren and Florentino's in Carmarthen, both quite good restaurantsHave some better recommendations in the wider area but shalln't share them because they're not for outsiders
zachy always struck me as a burger king kind of guy
he wasn't talking to you you narcissist freak. it was clearly meant for glammy lad
Now that the dust has settled This was electrifying It got kinda messy towards the end, like there was some dodgy script writing But I feel like I got the ending. I can explain it to you if you want
>>145705804I was talking to the Welsh dudeIt's not always about you, you know
>>145705828>heI wasn't suggesting that you were talking to me desuJust weighing in with my unsolicited expert opinionIf you claim to love that region so much, you should really learn how to spell "Carmarthen"
if zachy ever struck me i'd knock him the fuck out iykwim
the absolute state of bards ego
I know that's a baffling concept given your state of mindBut it's not always about you
>>145705855Do you want to go then?Where's halfwayAn island in the Atlantic?
xmas meetup when and where?
I'll send you horizontal in Madagascar
>the atlantic being halfway between the uk and nz>zachy "university of life" bowen in charge of geography
>>145705893>XmasfoyAnyway, Has to be porterhouse I think There you will see I'm actually a lovely bloke Deep down...
>>145705898baited
Wonder what the price of a pint at Porterhouse is these daysUsed to be relatively ok for that area because I think they brewed at least a few of their beers on site, was at £5.50 or so when other pubs nearby were £6+But with high increases to labour and energy costs in recent years I wouldn't be surprised if we're looking at £6.30 for a Porterhouse pint now
I told you I loved you in front of black MidiI told my friend Jack it could have been you
Just checked, ranges between £6.20 (for a cask ale) to £7.10 (for some strawberry beer)Grim, but that's the world we live in I supposeNo wonder communal life in the UK is dead
>>145705920Doesn't matterI can afford itCan afford the first and last round even
do you guys do this all year round? /bbl/ must be the highlight of your life aye
>UK pubs face crisis as 80 closed per month in 2024>nooooooooo why won't anyone come to my shit pub when I'm charging 8 quid a pint
>>145705893bell st maccas in 15 minutes champ
>>145705944Donedon
reckon it's a supply chain and also mass immigration issue caused by israel mate
It's barmy that Wetherspoons can still charge £2.50 to £4.50 per pint (including for genuinely good craft beers), but every other pub is £6 per pint plusThere's just no middle ground for the chap who wants to progress beyond Wetherspoons* but not end up bankrupt after each night out*Not me, I'm quite happy with Wetherspoons
It does sometimes astound me the spawning ability of Hamas command centres
Often tend to spawn near hospitals, refugee camps etc Maybe Hamas command centres are like sandlash? They are all underground, and come up all over the place
Forgot to buy milk
one wonders who the first person to suck milk from a cows tit was
I know exactly who it was but I'm not telling.
As there is literally nothing to do between 12pm and 6pm in the United Kingdom on Sunday as a single man I should probably go bouldering, and I probably will
>gen z's answer to crossfityeah think I'd rather do literally nothing thanks
>accuses other people of being boring>has no hobbies except alcohol and bouldering>constantly whinges that he has nothing to do
>>145706108based most dire take ever lad big fan of your work
Im watching paranorman
Im watching the northman
im watching primer, because I actually have taste
rory mcilroys about to win a tournament
>has no hobbies except alcohol and boulderingI think you'll find on indoor hard court i have a tendency to just decide to completely stop missing I have seen good men fall..break
I've seen them crack I've seen them sweat It's not pretty
>zachy in charge of returning my servelmao would be comedy gold
Bouldering is my 2nd sport
>>145706206Doesn't matterYou might get the odd ace or twoI'll just pepper your '''backhand''' continuously
Test cricket is a sport.Bouldering is not a sport.Golf is a sport.T20 cricket is not a sport.
To beat me on slow indoor hard court you have to be a very good player All I'm sayingI'm not that good, but I am quite good
Golf isn't a sport
tennis is cricket's sister sporta serve and a fast bowling action are basically the same thing, the same biomechanicsfull blood sisters
My mind is barely hanging on
>>145706271So true
and in England both of them are played and supported almost exclusively by wankers
Tennis is indeed a sportSo is golf
Golf literally isn't a sport No real tactics involvedDon't play off your opponents movesIt's not a sport
>>145706246truth nvke
rory mcilroy is the kohli of golf
test cricket is an extinct sport more likenot really a test when there's 3 consistently competent teams is it
>>145706388t.paid globohomo shill If Pakistan toured bongland tomorrow they would whitewash them Wouldn't even be close
The Smiths best songs don't appear on albums because Morrissey liked to retain the art of the 'single'
Disregard test cricketEmbrace The Hundred
Hadn't learned that before But I guess that makes sense
why does every athlete bang on about mental elf these days
derdnuh eht hctaw
Kanye West is not a sport
Life of Pablo is his best albumt. knower
sixteen in the clip and one in the holenate dogg bout to make some bodies turn cold
Sunday is for the boys I'll go freeklime tomorrow Bouldering is always on my mind
>>145706460so that's why they all suck? convenient excuse. should've taken the Billy Joel approach where you simply don't write, much less record and release shit songs.
blog brothers > zachy rambling on about kanye west, the simpsons, dragon quest, ukraine, his welsh fetish, and more
Sunday is pretty good day of the week anywayMonday is dire..if I keep something like bouldering to look forward to it makes it less bad
bottled it because he's scared to run into the ex again I see
kanye west, the simpsons, dragon quest, ukraine, his welsh fetish, and more
>>145706657She has literally retired from Bouldering She's not on my mind
don't care for kanye, though miles ahead of what passes for rapping these days. regardless Kool Keith > all comers
But in all seriousness, was thinking of going freeklime, not the local
Mad how shit velvet underground became after the Welsh one left
>she has literally retired from Boulderingas all 30yo folk shouldimagine wanting to be part of the zoomer crossfit fad
Based dire take lad CrossFit was a dire short-lived fad for people too fat and lazy to load a barbell Climbing is primal
climbing is a poor man's flying
Based dire take lad
new zealand is a poor man's haiti
AMA
>>145706830so true
everyone in 2035:>remember that crossfit fad? it was a while back but it was very much like the bouldering fad *cringes*
New Zealand embarrassing themselves against Sri Lanka again lads
>lol remember when oxygen was just hanging around? bit rum we need a subscription for it these days. anyway zachy, how's the v5s going?
>>145706885>>145706885Based on the content of this future convo it appears 2035 (currentyear+21) still has gay cunts. What a shame.
>rumkek even bard gave up on this onehe wasn't quite as pathetic as micksperg iykwim posting under 20 VPNs thousands of times but he was putting in a real shift to get rum into the mainstream at one point
I might be slightly hungover But I am blessed to have resourceful parents who believe in this project And I don't for one second take it for granted
It's a shame they couldn't stay together But who the fuck cares First world problems
think you probably care actually
and your sisterso that's at least 2
He seemed so unashamedOf how he operated
>>145706942was taken aback before when "someone" threw in a 'barmy' in this thread. like no one's putting that in a sentence without dying of cringe right? will add it to my list of undeniable truths that bard is not a real person.
>>145706984ok matecalm downJesus
why's he shifted from constantly bigging up his grandpa to recently brownnosing his parents?the last trip to wales didn't go all that well I reckon
Through Fintan Stewart's Catholic faith, he saw the beauty in everything. Adored nature etc..pokemon, monster hunter. He had his resentments, but all it ever boiled down to was the resentment of man's exploitation of nature The only thing I regret about our exchanges is not believing you were Irish...lolFunniest bloke ever, was an actual diamond
Some absolutely barmy posts in this place during my 2-hour hiatus (Lidl toil beckoned). Very rum development, in terms of /cric/'s overall health
Bought the ingredients for Borani Banjan out of my deep respect for the quality of Naveed ul-Hasan's white-ball bowling(Let's ignore the fact that it's basically exactly the same as a variety of Turkish and North African dishes)
>in terms ofBard is there any way we can trade you in with Fintan? You are both Catholic, any way we can sort some kind of deal out with the big man above?
>forgot to do wordle messing up a 60+ day streak
I'm just asking, don't be offendedThe very question is observance of one's ever presence
>>145707183In theory that should be plausible, in terms of God's omnipotenceIn practice I don't know if He would ever go for the idea, but it's worth asking I suppose
You know like in Pokemon Trade a seal get machoke back Is there anyway that kind of exchange is possible between you and Fintan?
>wordleaustralia still in 2021?
>>145707232Can you ask him?
All the nicest people in the world are one of two things Irish and know it , or Irish but don't necessarily advertise it
debunked. bard is irish
irish fucks produced a woman like sinead o connor only to bully her and her son to death I feel like reading some yeats now
When I knock bard the Irishman out at RingMaster Sports CardiffI will have mixed emotions. Because I recognise him as a Celtic brother
>>145707270saw this comment before you typed it. boring, trite, the nemesis of enjoyment. also do the crosswords, you going to tell me I'm back in the 1920s? Is there some specific, arbitrary date where word games are allowed to be enjoyed? fuck off you joyless cunt.
crosswords, chess etc. have proven themselves as timelessthe likes of sudoku, wordle, bouldering are passing fads that will soon drift out into oblivion
>>145707283We don't talk too much no more :'(>>145707314I met a weird number of people from Cork in SEALike, on about six separate occasions, I'd be talking to an Irish fella or fellette and it'd turn out they were from CorkWhy the fuck are all these Corkians so desperate to go to SEA, that's what I'd like to know
>>145707345you obviously have no interaction with the irish. they're white-passing niggers.
the current spin you ask?When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelinis dadrock.. dare I say.... elite?
BACKistan Honestly need to go there to eat lahori food and mingle with the local women Pakistan is meant to be the most beautiful country on earth as hospitality goes
what wire episode is thishttps://youtube.com/watch?v=QI40j17EFbI
I would get red carpet treatment in Pakistan I think their government would hire me a state funded escort
Mohammed Asif offering me a joint of heroin as I stroll through
>The Wire is Shakespearianjust remembered a certain well-foreheaded brainlet who once unrionically said this in /cric/ lmaoooooo
It's all in good humour di lads, it's all in good humour
never seen the wirenever seen the sopranosnever seen seinfieldnever seen mad men
>>145707437Well it kinda isThe wire sticks out as the only good TV show
Hiba was the one
Imagine a Welsh x Sudanese child I can't think of anything more muscular
>>145707460Mad men is good desu
sopranos is good, but yeah mad men is the best out of those options
>sopranos is good, but yeah mad men is the best out of those options
Toilee who just took yet another week of sick leave for flimsy reasons has messaged me today asking if she can have next week off as annual leave tooTaking the piss a bit I'm probably gonna have to allow itHate managing people with quote and quote """"mental health"""" desu, have to constantly walk on egg-shells around them for fear of bullying allegations, so you can't call them out as the useless work-shy wastes of space they are
>oh btw I have Management responsibilities xDStop talking about toil at the weekend you need
what compels someone to blog about toil on a Sunday?
you needTo stop being such a neek
Wish I didn't have management responsibilities desuThey need to hurry up with this postdoc offer so I can return to self-management and living and dying by the quality of my own work and nothing else
>>145707623straffo vibes (not a good thing)
>>145707642NeekismShould be a recognised mental disorderIt's partly why he can't get laid anywhere he goes
>>145707664Based StraffoPut that chancing runt right in their place2 days notice (over a weekend, no less) is a pisstakeWhat sort of bloke who will be "a nervous wreck all day" because of some pointless exam results anyway, wharra poof
Biggest Neek in the UK award will continue to exchange ownership between Bard and this man No other options really
bard: the king of his domain, with zero oversight, apparently in charge of HR, the boss of dozens of the mentally ill.
Not heard from Russia in a while Think they have finally learned their place, neo liberalism is unstoppableReckon Jake Paul will be president one day
>>145707766If I was in charge of HR the first thing I would do is get rid of HR, but alas I have not that power, and we exist in an uneasy relationship with one anotherIt's difficult not to be the boss of mentally ill people when you have an uber-welcoming, uber-inclusive, uber-wellbeing-matters-more-than-anything-else culture, where people are basically encouraged to come up with things that are wrong with themOut of the 6 people I've managed in this role, 3 of them had quote and quote """""mental health"""" but fortunately the other 3 didn't (or, if they did, they at least have the common bloody decency to keep it repressed, as it should be)
What is the harm with going bouldering on Monday instead of Sunday?I fail to see the harmIt's a victimless crime
nobody cares you boring loser. quit the larp and get a fucking job
Bard if you were my boss I would knock you out in the first week Just saying
Consider, if you will:The Danish Kaneria Googly
>but alas I have not that powerstop writing in ways completely different to how you speak, pretentious neek
lateralus reference yesterday, rosetta stoned reference today.
>>145707896Unlikely, because I'd be working from home and managing you remotelyUnless you had privileged (and illegal) access to HR records then you wouldn't know my address, although I might have disclosed to you that I live in WorcestershireEven if you did have access to my address, you'd have to negotiate the locked doors and windowsEven if you did gain access to my property, you'd have to contend with the challenge of landing a punch on a trained boxer who sparred with Dillian WhyteEven if you did land a punch, you'd have to contend with the challenge of generating enough power to knock me out when you have such little toothpick armsThe whole situation just seems really implausible, if I'm being desu with you
this motherfucker can't even keep a story straight for 15 minutes.
>but alas
the little toothpick-armed mutant would survive 5 seconds tops in bard's flat before hypothermia set in
>>145707952reminder this is the state of the person who calls you weird and schizophrenic online
>>145708002It does feel VERY cold at the moment, partly because I've been practicing lüften but not putting the heat on again afterwardsGuessing it won't be long before the chilblains reappear
>>145708002>>145688647Cope on fatty puffy angloid
Perfect From Now On
>refers to a pic that's 10 years old
think ive got diabetes
>>145708097Muscle memory is completely real you spasticMuscle doesn't break down, it's utterly resilient It's why I can still do chins up with 50 kg attached, yet you are a fatty
bard u in m8? voc me up pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA5pg7DRLf4
They need to develop ultra-thin (enabling the continuation of laptop thumbing) but ultra-warm glovesOnce they do that, the need for heating disappears completely
>>145708113why do you think soI've been having health troubles myself. worst I've ever had. I'm hoping to get some sort of diagnosis on tuesday
There are studies that show is Lean mass (muscle) is utterly resilient in all laboratory studiesYour body digests gristle (fat) for energy (metabolism), it doesn't even recognise lean mass. Any muscle you put on will always serve you in life. It's unironically permanent
whats wrong turkbro :(
>>145708133Not really an acoustically coverable song
>>145708202hopefully nothing mate but I've been worried to say the least>>145708216let's see a stone roses cover
Muscle mass evades all our body senses It can't be broken down I suppose it's a bit like cancer in somewayThere are things that happen in our body that our bodies are unable to establish or register
But even if you are starving Your body will take away gristle compared to muscle at like a ratio of 95:5I'm not sure how Christian Bale (proud Welshman) did it for his movies. I'm pretty convinced it was all Photoshop. Losing muscles just didn't make sense in science. Doesnt pass the eyetest
Tbh I'm really good on health and exercise scienceI debunk a lot of myths
ah yes, the freethinker than recycles broscience from /fit/
don't mind me, just making a cricketing-related post in the general called /cric/ (short for cricket and created to discuss the cricket)NZ should win this
>>145708216just do the singy bits in the second half
why do bands always seem to crush it when they play in japanis it like hey, we came all this way so we might as well go all out
japan sucks and they bored
>>145708370No I just tell it how it isI know what I'm talking about Im far from a brainlet
Could murder a duck Penang right now
wales vs australia live in the rugby now@zachy bbc iplayer > channels > S4C
>>145704923>>145688491stayin' yamagucci bla xhttps://youtu.be/OY7mKkkzkVQ
shit hope you are ok turkbrofingers crossed they get to the bottom of it
>>145708469Ok bro Cheers for this Let's fucking go
Err dude what channel is s4CI don't quite follow
Ah found it Nice one brother
you'd know if you were a real welsh lad and not just larpingexposed yourself there I'm afraid. might want to delete that post
>zachy 'i'm welsh' bowen>what is S4C?????KEK
finna 'za for brunch I reckon x
>>145708577Listen, I never said I was WelshBut I am WelshAnd two of grandparents first language was welsh
>losing to brainletstralia at rugby union THIS IS NOT WHY MY FOREFATHERS LIE IN A GRAVEYARD IN NEATH Sort it out boys
You are fucking joking
gone gottem fuck off
12-0The most dangerous lead in rugby The comeback is on
rugby is barbaric and for low IQ types
>Lost the rugby>Lost the cricketDire sporting weekend for New Zealand
How the fuck are Wales losing to these '''Australian""" oafs at rugby
welshbros........
I don't know much about rugby but Wales seem so submissive at the breakdown This is not my Wales The land of mothers
>>145708509thank you mate>>145708803good shit while waiting for da bears but it's pretty one sided
YEah im thinking were back
Pack up boys We are going home
further proof (not that it was needed) that New South Wales > Wales
MASSIVE WELSH SCRUM
Australia look lost for ideas Its already ours
Rugby is shit
/rug/ is over there mate>>145686240
>>145708998Shan't
should have made a /crug/
GAMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Midfield status:UTTER WELSH DOMINATION
wonder if it's true that axel rudakubana's dad is a rwandan war criminal and that keir starmer was the human rights lawyer who helped him to stay in the uk
I can smell a try Smells like cockles and my grandmothers central heating
>>145708998thiskeep it in the proper thread as with the footy yesterday and stop spamming /cric/
Hmmm.Not sure any of this Australian battering arm were born in Australia Doesn't matterWe will win anyway
only 5pm and pitch black ladsgetting SAD
When I hear Welsh Even though I can't speak it To me it just sounds like 'home'
i'm taking the longest time off toil i've ever taken for christmas this year off from the 13th dec to 6th jan what shall i do
>>145709334Go on holiday
When I move to Cardiff I will learn Welsh Mormon missionaries learn fluent Bulgarian in like 3 months so it shouldn't take me long learn to.learn the mother tongue
>>145709334you should start by blogging on you boring bastard
>>145709363you won't do shit. you have an alcohol-ruined brain and less than half the iq of a mormon missionary
>>145709334Sit at hone watching cricket and shitposting on /cric/
>>145709395sure thing fatty
Might move to Cardiff me
>zachy getting btfo in an exchange>a-anglo f-fatty
Watching the Rugby
Wull Phullups?
>>145709459how did I get btfo you dire bodied fat neek lmao I literally just responded Take your meds fatty
wasn't the whole anglo thing a britjeet gimmick? when did spaccy start stealing it?
>>145709502your body is a disgrace
>>145709502he had a bit of a mental breakdown a few months ago, which is why he left for a bit>got bodied by /fit/ for sharing his progress pics and getting insta-called out for photoshopping>got bodied by bard and his freethinker greentext postmade this anglo thing a boogyman shortly after to cope even though /fit/ is probably mostly yanks and bard is irish
Literally none of these players were born in Australia
>>145709580>Photoshoppingt.fatty laptop thumbing coping Anglo
Zachy isn't even vascular, he has varicose veins like me nan has
Right gonna buy 4 Guinness Because pints of Guinness make you strong By the time I come back Wales will be nearly winning
>>145709626no need to shoot the messenger mate. that's what 20 blokes on /fit/ were all saying in the original thread
>>145709641Utter cope tubby
I'll admit beer makes you fatstopped it for a few months and stopped being a flabby anglo neek, me
the beacon of truth /fit/you seriously need to get off your laptop and stop being fat
Is there any point watching this shit anymore?Turning it offI maintain about 1/8th of this Australian team was born in Australia Bye
>>145709656>Guinnessgood taste>>145709736ireland is playing england
>>145709766pretty sure it's haram for you mate. do better
Is James botham related to Ian botham?
>>145709818Yeah they're married. They're gay like zachy
>>145709783I drink socially but most places don't offer guinness anyway. I lived on that thing for a while when I was a lonely uni student with a mini fridge
Morning lads
Yank Flags Out
>>145710179grim
Listening to one week in my Our Legacy jumper I still believe in this narrative Standing utterly defiantHelps that I have extremely sexy arms and a millionaire grandfather u guess
don't think i've ever seen zachy write a post that wasn't about himself, trying to boast in some way
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?Trying hard not to smile, though I feel badI'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeralCan't understand what I mean? Well, you soon willI have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeveI have a history of taking off my shirt
>>145711137blog on
>>145711137a textbook narcissist like bard. 2 peas in a pod
I would laugh at zachys funeral. In fact, his whole family and everyone he's ever met would laugh and celebrate too
don't think i've ever seen zachy write a post about cricket
>>145711415I think you'll find I have posted about the danish kaneria googly once or twice
>>145711376Kiwi nonces aren't invited to my funeralWill be making this explicitly clear
The absolute STATE* of Ireland(The state should be named West Britain)
Show me a sensitive soul who is a narcissist and I'll show you a picture of Muhammad What did I mean by that....
>>145711539What about your boyfriend daniel? He'll be laughing too. He told me in a DM you've got a little disfigured cock lmao
A Coldplay live stadium show is a peak human experience
U jelly brah?You sound slightly jelly
The only jelly here is KY jelly zachy uses to get bummed
>>145712001Yeah if you're idea of peak human experience resembles a massive shit
Certain man ITT seems like an expert on the Amazon products required to happily welcome a cock into their arse pipe
>>145712223And there's nothing wrong with that.
Theatron isn't gay the same way 2+2=5
A lots about to changeI can feel itChange shall be driven
wtf apparently it'll be 3 degrees and could snow this week in my ends. meant to be autumn for fuck's sake
>>145712431state of this copeit's full to the brim with Argentinian female normoidsCall it gay you never have to go there I guess....okay....*rubs your fat bald head*....
>Biden Allows Ukraine to Strike Russia With Long-Range U.S. Missileszachybros...
>female>he doesn't know
>>145712739new one's up
NATO really wants to see Russia burnThink it would be quite sad Enigmatic place
>>145712592Bidens arse is short range bombing his underwear and there is literally nothing he can do to stop jt
