Pöltl edition
Our Celtics <3
jakob /pol/tl
Fucking horford
dick "lebron james" brady
>Smellshits with 2 days rest struggling against Raptors on 2nd night of a b2b
Gafford playing like prime Shaw
DICK HEATER
I APOLOGIZE RJ
I now remember Bruce Brown
I told you my rapties were contenders
raptGODS literally can't missabsolutely unlocked
wow if raptors keep this up they might win more than 25 games this year
what the fuck is boston wearing? This shit is going to far
Fraud JJWhy did it take an eternity for the Lakers to exploit the Pelican's terrible passing
>last 5 seconds lasts 5 minutesjust NBA things
Rapshits finna blow this
Laker Dub
lmao wtf
>gayson gaytum choking like a bitch
KOBE!
lmao
tabum LMAOOOO
ADigiDestined masterclass as predicted
Tatebum
Overtime in Beantown
>GAYTUMjesus christ
wide open and it wasn't even close
>you now remember before the season Celtics fans were talking about going after Warriors 73 win record
FOR THE WIN... way off..
My Lakies win again yay
Tabum is just laughably unclutch
LMAO celticsMy raptors gave you that
>>145695790>casual 27 points from the second whiteboyLayers.
Why are Celtics getting cooked by all these shit teams?
DICK IS SO SCRATCHED UP
...is Brown better than Tatum?
Potlel with the crazy carry job
Overtime against a 2-11 team is fucking embarrassing. But the Celts are ALWAYS getting a game 7 out of everyone they face every game in a row, everyone constantly trying to make a statement against them, and theyre bound to succumb at some point. 73-9 warriors lost to a bunch of teams that missed tha yoffs if u remembah (the 21st night of septembah)
>>145695824Championship hangover and Gaybum glory hogging for MVP
>Poopa can't even stat pad against Spurs G league team
>Ochai Ajbagjenigga who??
>>145695824because every team in the league circles Celtics games in the calendar. Defending champs struggles
1.) LeBron James 2.) Larry Bird 3.) Julius Erving 4.) Kevin Durant 5.) John Havlicek 6.) Rick Barry 7.) Scottie Pippen 8.) Elgin Baylor 9.) Kawhi Leonard 10.) Carmelo Anthony 11.) James Worthy 12.) Dominique Wilkins 13.) Paul Arizin 14.) Jayson Tatum 15.) Paul Pierce 16.) Jimmy Butler 17.) Alex English 18.) Billy Cunningham 19.) Paul George 20.) Connie Hawkins 21.) Grant Hill 22.) Bernard King 23.) Jaylen Brown 24.) Mark Aguirre 25.) Khris Middleton 26.) Adrian Dantley 27.) Chris Mullin 28.) Jamal Wilkes 29.) Roger Brown 30.) Marques Johnson 31.) Chet Walker 32.) Willie Wise 33.) Cliff Hagan 34.) Bob Dandridge 35.) Kiki Vandeweghe 36.) Andre Iguodala37.) George Yardley38.) Jack Twyman 39.) Shawn Marion 40.) Paolo Banchero 40.) Glenn Robinson 41.) Willie Naulls 42.) Glen Rice 43.) Ron Artest 44.) Peja Stojakovic 45.) Jumpin’ Joe Caldwell 46.) Purvis Short 47.) Andrei Kirilenko48.) Tom ‘Satch’ Sanders 49.) Latrell Sprewell 50.) Detlef Schrempf Honorable Mentions ; Dale Ellis, Cedric Maxwell, Hedo Turkoglu, Bill Bradley Jamal Mashburn, Rashard Lewis, Jack Marin, Gordon Hayward, John Drew, Doug Moe, Kelly Tripucka, Sean Elliot
>>145695920Ginuwine
digusting refball
>20/59 from 3
>they want Dick on Tatum!
Dick is CLAMPING Tatbum
>they want dick on tatum
who is this country bumpkin ref?
can tatum take dick?
>Tatum getting DickedYou've got a real one here, RapGODS
>/nba/ gets cocky and cheers a Celtics loss in a close game>they clutch up while the opps choke the big moment and rain on /nba/‘s paradehappens ebery timeCan lebronto break this curse????
>>145696148There's no one better at it
tanking team btw
RJ is pure jobber energy. It's like Derozan never left
my nigga neemy a top 5 C
JaylFuckingBEAST bailing Tatum out again #noticing
He made up for it
APOLOGIZE
craptor is the most elite tanking team i have ever seen
Dick is not enough for Tatum....
Tatum clutchApologize
Dickbros got too cocky
TATEGOD OT GAME WINNER LONG RANGE 3HEAT SKITZ JUST FELL TO HIS KNEES IN THE MIDDLE OF WALMART
>>145695973>melo over worthy>tatum over pierce let alone top 20>butler top 20>pg top 20>middleton top 30 let alone 40>peja and artest that low
>>145696280Hit both our plays tonight. Scraptors came through like we knew they would. One of the best ATS teams in the league. We're gonna make some good money on them this season.
where's your precious dick now leafs?
T A T EF U C K I N GG O DT H R E A D
>>145695743>>145695745>>145695748>>145695752>>145695767>>145695777>>145695778>>145695789>>145695791>>145695857Apologize to him.
>>145695789>>145695777>>145695778>>145695767>>145695752>>145695748>>145695745>>145695743>>145695732>>145695857What you gon say now?TateGOD city
>>145696370Dick got froze out for RJ iso play
>>145696266>>145696372the duality of the bong
I'm seething ngl
TateGOD thread BTW
MY DICK NEEDS MORE HELP OUT THERE
>Craptors acted like it was the NBA Finals>loseKek
>>145696381I'm gonna say that he had a wide open jumpshot and hit more backboard than rim.
This scripted shit isn't fucking fair the play was drawn up for JB but he tripped and tatum stole the show
The magnets were turned on for that 3. Gaytum is still a *.
TateGOD for three
Tatum just entered the GOAT conversation
Spiritually a giant W for the rapties
Rapshits with another clutch loss. Generational tanking right here.
Are Celticsfags really celebrating for beating the worst team in the league? This is like that Pistons game last season
JaylGOD game saving blockTateGOD game winning shotI can literally never decide who is the bus driver. Its just a dual responsibility at dis point ..
>>145696460And then what happened?
The Former NBA champions had to take a tanking team to OTdamn.....
Basketball is such a fake sport
>>145696460>wide openBut enough about your mother's legs around old men
Dick sucks.
>>145696507>>145696523My Celtic kneels to the RapGODSSee you in the ECF, ScottGOD
>celebrating a 3 point over time win over the youngest team in the league who is practically G League tier in a game where you went 21/61 from 3PT
>>145696538It was invented by a fag...
>>145696409its the same nigga bro ireland just has too many voices in his head talking at once
in ten years them dinos might be scary
>>145696507See >>145696170Yall were celebrating before the game was over if it wasnt for that Celtics scholars would have treated it as business as usual and not dabbed on u
>>145695731reaves is so damn good
>>14569658211-3 btw
>>145696523Poeltl is actually a really good player, the raptors under use him badlyRJ also had a big game which he is capable of doing more of
Rapties tanking this hard just to pick #10
>>145696607...in the lottery competing for first overall.
>>145696582>21/61Mazzulla special
See you in the ECF TateGOD
>Tuesday is Cavs-Celtics
came here to see if anyone would be mad*looks at camera*
>>145696582My CeltGODS celebrated not going down against the PissGODS last year with resulted in them winning it all. That's just how we roll
>>145696578Based. Rapshits vs Celshits ECF will be litty.
>>145696607Just wait one more year when we get Coop
RJ Barrett>10/27>4/9 FTWTF a trippie dubbie is nice and all but WHY KEEP SHOOTINGi thought he was better since he got traded?
>>145696718He's only better when Scotty is playing and he knows his role. When he's given the green light, he falls off
>>145696679See you there. KAT vs Pingus will be KINO
Raptors are tanking they just wanted to prove they can win
>every team in the league goes Game 7 mode against the CeltGODS who are in regular season mode>CeltGODS still winJust how DOMINANT are they???Repeat IMMINENT
See you in the ECF, Orlando Magic
>>145696772they didnt win though
>>145696717He's going to Washington, screencap this
>>145696631>3Yea I know. My Pacies were one of them
>>145696803Yeah they almost won then gave up to preserve the tank. Canadians are all 300 iq btw
>>145696757when is sct brn coming back
>>145696815Utah seems more likely
>>145696823Congrats now they're 1-4 their last 5 now.
>>145696823NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>145696858>no Mathurin >no Haliburton *
See you in the ECF Trae Dung
>>145696849nope
Make Kyrie the main guy on the mavs until luka makea up his fucking mind what a disappointing season from him banish that nigga to the bench for a game. All-Bum first team with Embiid and PG
>>145696891>no HaliburtonThat's literally half the season and playoffs
Raptiebros, I'm getting a bit tired of all these moral victories
Luka is cooked as a 25 year old lmao
>>145696891>no bum #1*>no bum #2**would not have affected series because they are a bum
>Scal's reactionTop kek
Luka Fatdick is already a washed fatfuck
>>145696718Coaching staff is giving him the ball in all the final plays since Scottie and Quickley are out. Its obvious what they are doing because either he makes a play, scores and its great for his confidence and overall future, or he misses and they lose which they are also okay with
>>145696921And put some microchip in him that scans cholesterol levels and when he comes within 100 steps of a mcdonalds electroshock him. This mayomonkey plays like hilary clinton campaigns
>>145696209Masai will flip RJ for the 2nd coming of Kawhi
>My blud said no HaliburtonNigga you had a chance BECAUSE Halichoker got injured KWABhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/HGlyGhqxiLg
>>145696951*
>>145697018*Haliburton is a net negative on a championship team
So what the fuck actually happened to the Bucks this season? I look at the box scores and it looks to me like Giannis is still trying hard and it doesn't even look like there's uniquely a failure on the team besides just generically bad defense, but they aren't THIS fucking bad
>>145697013not a foul btw
>>145697041The team is genuinely shit and coached by basketball hitler
>>145697002Pop's dead, no one is going to bail out your african this time
>>145697050It's not a foul if you're committing on a homosexual. They actually gave Haliburton a technical for that zest
>>145697050Based refs bowing down to the CeltGODSAny other complaint?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQzR4yWZcXU
>>145697041Same problem as last year. The team is old as fuck. Pacers exposed them by jusg running them up and down the court. Dame's memechucking only hits 1 of every 3 games.
Imagine being a Pacers fan and having to defend ABA championships because your team are ringless bums in the NBA with their best player ever being a cancer patient memechucker
>>145697041Giannis is not trying hard. The team is old and shit and their defense is porous and despite what people say another coach probably wouldn't do any better.
>>145697127Reggie miller was based
I was only 1/4 on hate watches tonight, thank you Charlotte for locking in and winning
>>145697127>cancer patient memechuckeryou didn't have to do Reginald like that.
>>145697041BBbreakdown actually made a good video about that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UfE3uH4t3QThe misscomunication between teammates is insane
>>145697127Imagine being a Boston fan and every non-Larry ring is an asterisk. Your entire legacy was built on the back of a white boy from the cornfields of Indiana. Cuck behavior.
the celtics have no swag, they have no personality at all they're just a void that plays good basketball
>>145697290Manchester city basically
>>145697303No they're more like Real Madrid
>>145697290>the celtics are not cringywtf I like them even more now!
>>145697290>personalityAre you a woman? I'm watching sports not reality TV gaylord
>>145697273>Imagine being a Boston fan
>>145697320Real was cool until 2022. Its just their new big 3 all being smug zoomers
>Jokic still questionable for tomorrowHOLY KINO
>>145697376Must be facing a 50 win team
>>145697324This dude is so aura-less.Couldn't even make the Olympic team.Couldn't even land a dunk in the dunk contest.
>>145697426And yet....... He keeps winning
What if Jokic gets a 2 week injury and doesnt get the 65 games
>>145697376>>145697464We are done with BAWB's
Dalton Knecht and Austin Reaves wear opposite leg sleaves and are just the cutest :3
>>145697454Will be completely forgotten in 5 years. People will go "oh yeah that year Celtics won a hospital ring".
>>145697503Just IMAGINE them tag teamkng a black woman. Xased..
>>145697508Oh nooo that sucks!
>>145697503you are a gay man?
>>145697503They are taking minutes from Bronny, an actual talent.
>>145697587Yes and I'm black
Inside the NBA is going to ESPN. Will it stay based?
>>145697608post bussy
https://x.com/BricksCenter/status/1857983460553773299/video/1LOOK AT THIS FUCKING NIGGA
>>145697603BronnyGod's already cemented his legacy with a historic 3-0 start.
honestly I like Jokic but I like watching Jokic-less Nuggets match more. either you got complete clownshow or that match where Reggie Jackson had 35 pts and Deandre Jordan got 21 pts
>>145697651It hasn't been based for years now. Aside from the good Chuck moment once in five episodes it's gotten stale and shit and it will be worse when they go to ESPN.
LOOK AT HIM
>>145697651If you think Disney is gonna let them act the same, you're a fool
>>145697784Poopa Dogshit
>>145697784Bro the Celtics and American food broke this nigga lmao
>>145697784Theres something about lukas body language. The way he hangs his head and slightly raises his arms when shit like this happens. So, SO, SOOOOOOO bitchmade. Lock the fuck in youre supposed to be fighting for the MVP
>>145697564>has been on a competitive team since he was drafted>weak conference>wins one ring when his slim competition is injured>rattles off his victory pastiches>loses finals mvp to his co-star who carried him>acts like he really did something
>>145696932It is a heavy burdennot many can carrybut we can
>>145697784Luka needs to get clotheslined a few times with no backup from his teammates. Just get the shit beat out of him with everyone looking on, reveling in his pain.
>>145697784James Hardenesque
goddammit
>>145697784it might just be the angle and the vodeo quality but boy oh boy he looks fat as shit here
>>145698075>wins one ringMy nigga TateGOD really delivered. I'm glad
>>145698075the best part was when he hit bricks off the side of the backboard in his limited minutes in the olympics while boston fans cried and hoped we lost
I know its late but>prince played more minutes than yawnpiss in an OT lossok I know we joked about it but seriously what kind of dirt does this nigga have on darvin scam to keep getting these kinds of minutes
>>145698688 (witnessed)I can't believe Scam managed to turn a team with Lebron and AD into a team barely clawing for a playin spot every year
>>145698688Every team is now 1 or 2 stars and spamming 3 and D guys
KAT spotted at ufc 309
>>145695538Yakub Poeltl
>>145698688>>145698838>derangement over an assistant coach>.500 ball club niggas getting uppityLol sit down and know your role
>Fox could realistically have back to back 50-60 point games and lose both
It's funny how Gae Dung and Poopa Dogshit both peaked at year 2 and 3 and just keep getting worse now.
Holy shit bros that was the most kino episode of Bleach I've ever seen. Fuck the Lakers and fuck LeBron James.
JJ is my nigga
These refs suck on both sides holy shit both teams getting screwed
Stop tryharding and just lose already
I can't actually figure out the Jazzdo they want to tankwhat are they buildingare they gonna sell or noti cant tell
It is honestly kind of impressive that the Raptors are blatantly tanking but still keeping every single game within one-two possessionsMost watchable 30th placed team of all time
What is going on with the Refs this year?? Every game filled with challenges at the end.
>>145699480>.500 ball club niggas unlike the cucks LMAO
RUNWITHFOXgood lord get this man some help, I know sabonis and monk are injured but the rest of the squad is ASS
>>145698688>see what the hubbub about ham/doc playing taurean prince is about>he's averaging 9/5/2 on 49/50/00 splitsDame and Giannis are gonna take most of the shots how is this bad for a roleplayer
>>145697464Then Luka wins one instead
>>145701135Who can they realistically get? They have nothing to offer unless they send off one of their very few good players.
>the 6ers are 2-10
>>145701527absolutely nobodyas has been the case for the last decade
>>145701566Emsneed's fault
>>145701566100 mil of dead weight on the roster. Mccain got no help
>jokic sitting out the game againouch. sounds like the divorce has been an ugly mess these past few days. hope his (ex) wife finds a strong black man to comfort her
>>145701303because that motherfucker is averaging 30 minutes a gamethose are more than just starter let alone role player minutes, dude should be getting at least 10-14 points a game not fucking single digits
little parlay from this evening
>>145702826He's not meant to be a scorer, if anything his offensive efficiency has been good.It's the defense that is the real problem with the team, and that's a team wide issue but prince is one of the worst offenders when it comes to poor positioning and communications.
Y'know, it might be funny if Jokic just decides to take the week off and let the team try and figure it's shit out
>>145704301you know what else if funny? getting a divorce and falling into depression, causing your team's morale to drop
>>145704301It might be even more funny if they win without him
>>145704036I thought for sure Fox wouldnt be able to carry them to a windamn
>>145704036>>145704525Y’all niggas broke?
>>145704574
>>145704607>inceltic watching gaynime
>>145704607>>145704634Lmao why’d you delete it, incel?
>>145704633>muh incelticI am a based Netties appreciator and yes I watch anime and vtubers as God and moot intended>>145704642Because it covered part of the post
>>145704652>inceltic watching tranime at 3am praising gaytumyou cant make this shit up
>>145697290they play like how people played 2k in 2005set 1 guard guard screen n shoot a 3 48 times until voshon lenard wins mvp
>>145704817Reddit’s favorite coach
>>145697303>it's real
>>145704817this is unironically what Jordan and Kobe stans wish LeBron was like
gaytumsisters…https://streamable.com/xs5soy
Jamalbros....
>>145704468i mean they did a couple of times, not that many though so it's a special occasion when that happens
TateGOD Chads...
>>145705391he's boutta go off for 5-16 from the field in a 8 pt loss to the grizzlies missing half their team
>LEBRON#1 Jayson Tatum 5.91#2 Nikola Jokić 5.73#3 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 5.65#4 Franz Wagner 4.94#5 Luka Dončić 4.23>VORP#1 Nikola Jokić 1.6#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 1.2#3 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 1.2#4 Jayson Tatum 1.2#5 Anthony Davis 1>WS/48#1 Nikola Jokić .321#2 Daniel Gafford .291#3 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander .254#4 Anthony Davis .253#5 Giannis Antetokounmpo .248>BPM#1 Nikola Jokić 15.1#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 9.6#3 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 9.3#4 Stephen Curry 9.2#5 Anthony Davis 7.8>GmSc#1 Nikola Jokić 31.7#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 27.3#3 Anthony Davis 27#4 Jayson Tatum 23.2#5 Paolo Banchero 23>kWPA#1 Nikola Jokić .92#2 Domantas Sabonis .57#3 Giannis Antetokounmpo .54#4 LaMelo Ball .52#5 LeBron James .51>PER#1 Nikola Jokić 33.64#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 32.34#3 Anthony Davis 30.98#4 Karl-Anthony Towns 27.73#5 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 27.16>PIE#1 Nikola Jokić 21.4#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 21.3#3 Robert Williams III 20.8#4 Anthony Davis 20#5 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18.3>EFF#1 Nikola Jokić 44.2#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 37.5#3 Anthony Davis 35.3#4 Domantas Sabonis 32#5 Karl-Anthony Towns 31.7>DRIP#1 Luka Dončić 5.5#2 Nikola Jokić 5.3#3 Joel Embiid 4.4#4 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 4.2#5 Victor Wembanyama 4.2>Global Rating#1 Nikola Jokić 32.77#2 Anthony Davis 30.53#3 Jayson Tatum 28.79#4 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 28.33#5 Giannis Antetokounmpo 26.48>eRaptor WAR/82#1 Nikola Jokić 19.8#2 Jayson Tatum 17.3#3 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 16.5#4 Franz Wagner 13.2#5 Giannis Antetokounmpo 12.7>CPM#1 Nikola Jokić 8.2#2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 6.8#3 Jayson Tatum 6.2#4 Victor Wembanyama 5.9#5 Giannis Antetokounmpo 5.9
>Scottie Pippen's BPM ranking1990* - 10th1991* - 6th1992* - 14th1993 - 3rd (without Jordan)1994 - 3rd (without Jordan)1995* - 8th1996* - 10th1997* - 8thAverage: 7.75 In Jokic's championship run, the next best player in DEN was ranked 46th (Aaron Gordon), next was Murray at 67th. When LeBron won with Miami and LAL he had a top 10 player, and 2011-2012's case a top 3 player in Wade. Even in 2016 his next best players were 26th and 37th, well ahead of the relative position of Aaron Gordon.Just imagine if you gave Jokic a top 15 player like Tatum, AD, Curry, Brunson, or Butler. The league wouldn't stand a chance. But because he's with Denver, I'm going to have to hear for the rest of my life about how he totally isn't the best player ever because of the rangs. He's a hyper-efficient volume scorer and maybe the best passer ever and he DOESN'T hog the ball.
Fuck embitch
>>145704939Nobody respects him, or his ring
>>145706091>he’s the best player ever because of advanced stats KWABAWB
>>145706091If you swapped AG for Sengun the Nuggets would be worse. Just any random top 15 BPM player doesn't solve everything.
1. Wilt2. Kareem3. Bird4. Russell 5. Jordan 6. Duncan 7. Hakeem 8. Curry 9. Magic 10. Shaq
>>145707043Cav Chads, how legit is Cleveland? I hear they give off vintage Warriors vibes but I haven't been able to catch a game.
>>145697041traded away there gule guy and there d its like the dubbies last year they need a stackhouse
>>145704817MazzullGOD
>>145697347*
>>145706091What does advance stats say about 60 win teams?
>>14570802350*
>>145708023>>145708028ynr Lebron beating only 7 50 win teams being looked at as a blackmark on his career but now white boys/sissy Europeans want Jokic considered to be the GOAT with one ring without beating a single 50 win team
>>145708063Before the LeBron era superstars were actually expected to perform at super levels. Ironically all the LeBronhaters that glaze euro players who are hyped up because it's LeBum soft as league. Every star today would be a foot note in the 80s/90s/00s
Nicuckla Jokebitch has never won a playoff series against a 50 win team.
>>145708241what a stupid argument lol
>>145708271What you fronting about? BAWB
>>145708282Everybody tough till they run into a 50 win team
>>1457082821. im black, ill never support lebron in a day in my life. im team Jordan2. Jokic owns lebron. beat him last year and SWEPT him in the WCF to win his ring in '23.
hoekic would be chris kaman in the 90s
>>145708310Thats because LeBron was sub 50 win, he beat the T-Wolves when they were only 42 wins but once they got 50 it was over for Jokebitch
>>145708330>Thats because LeBron was sub 50 wintells you a lot about lebum
>>145708310>as a black man
My picks for 11/17: we hit both our plays yesterday bringing us to 11-7 for the week. We're 30-16 in November. We're gonna finish this week off strong with a solid card today. So much for Silver being scared to go h2h with NFL. Let's smash those bookies.>Pacers -2.5Pacers have been hit or miss for us. They're in a great bounce back AND revenge spot here after getting embarrassed by the Heat on Friday night. Heat are on their 6th straight road game. If Pacers can't get a comfortable win here, I'm gonna have to put them on the "do not bet" list.>Trailblazers +3.5You know what it is. Hawks are the absolute worst ATS team for two years running. It's really that simple. Blazers have been scrappy. They're actually 7-5 ATS. Let's take the Blazers at home.>Pistons -5.5Another young scrappy team getting good value because of their recent history, the Pistons are currently 8-5 ATS. The Wizards are a mess. The only team they're competitive against is the Hawks. Pistons should get a fairly comfortable win here.>Nets +9.5Yet another scrappy young team, the Nets are currently the best ATS team in the league at 10-3. Knicks remain one of the more overrated and overvalued teams. We just saw this matchup and it was a 2 point win for the Knicks. Now they want us to lay 10 points? Naw. Let's take the Nets to keep this game competitive.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>>145708342Yea I’m black. Jordan is the GOAT, Jokic will retire top 10, Lebum is garbage.
>>145708631All lightskin niggas is bitches
>>145708631
>>145708639>All lightskin niggas get bitchesftfy
>>145708639you are the 1st person to call me lightskin in my entire life.
How is Win Share even calculated? Gafford has an on/off of -12.8 and yet he has a winshare of 0.291, higher than anyone on Mavs. How is he contributing to wins when the team is bleeding points everytime he plays?
>>145708639no one like darkskins my guy
>>145707043>Wilt>plays Bill every year>loses>pretend he's the GOAT because he statpadsKWAB the player
>>145708664>>145708677>>145708703Women prefer dark skin men
>>145708735But when Jokic does it, it’s cool right?
BPM usually determines the MVP. It is the best stat to determine a player's worth
>>145709035Exactly Chris Paul, Barkley > Duncan, Kareem
>>145709112>missed the point
>>145709148No I got your point exactly, BPM is the best measure of a players worth. Chris Paul and Charles Barkley are superior to Tim Duncan, Kareem and Shaq by said metric which is the best way to determine their worth
>Tatum game winning shotDude, you’re playing the worst team in the league. Fuck you why does everyone care?
>>145709181inceltic has been getting really desperate to find an iconic gaytum moment since he always chokes in the finals
>>145709178the mvp 3 out of 4 times will be determined by the BPM leader. Thats all i am saying
>>145709211That’s why Jimmy Butler has won so many more than Kobe
>Chris Paul, Barkley > Duncan, KareemYou faggots are insufferable
>>145709217im not talking career bpm. Im talking individual season.
>>145709217Butler carried bad teams, Kobe was carried to championships by better teammatesButler is way more MVP than Kobe ever was
>>145709239Chris Paul has higher BPM than Dirk, Garnett, Shaq, Kareem, Duncan, Kobe, Ginobili and Hakeem. He’s a more impactful player
>>145709247>Butler is way more MVP than Kobe ever was
>>145709247Carried them to what?
>>145709285To the slaughterhouse KWAB the ultimate jobber
>>145709296he’s a jobber but your celshits can’t get past him healthy?
>>145709269Ring check??? That's all that matters. Rings and FMVP's, nerd ahh nigga
>>1457093092022?
>>145709311His teammates had lower BPM/VORP than those other players…
>>145709320when you needed refball to get past max struss/gabe vincent just for gaytum to shoot 20% in the finals? you sure you want to remember that?
>>145709341Take your meds, Weapschizo
>>145709347take hrt so i can fuck you in your ass like gaytum does deuce, inceltic
>>145709359This you?
>>145709365nah but this is you, right?
>>145709407Nah. This you tho
>>145697651chuck will get fired liek a week in
>>145709447chuck is def gonna shit test them. wouldnt be surprised if they replace him with a woman next year
>>145709430found these for you
>>145709239chris paul is the only player that the commissioner stepped in to prevent going to a better team because it wouldn't be fair
>>145709554The commissioner was part owner and the Lakers wanted to get Paul for peanuts
>part-time basketball player, part-time podcasterI hate this era so much It's unreal. Can anybody not named Jokic and Kawhi just shut the fuck up and dribble?
>>145709500Weird how you can find that and not the arrest warrant for Dwyane Wade abusing his son with female hormones. You're oddly silent on that front.
>>145709956you say that as if lil deuce isnt being molested by his tranny ‘father’
>>145709839its almost like nba players are human and not robots only built for basketball...
>>145710216Under our new glorious leader they better learn to shut up and dribble, stop all that sissy dancing and politcking or they’ll have to deal with the consequences like Bill Russell
>>145710216Imagine if MJ stopped his GOATness to send a tweet like LeFraud or had a Podcast show talking about a bunch of shit no one cares about like Playoff Piss. These new school cats are all faggots
all these basketball players constantly on social media is part of the reason why the nba's popularity is down. non black 30+ year olds dont like that trash. Not to mention the coverage of these players and their fashion entrances. Its just too zesty and ghetto for the public to handle
>>145710526Exactly, MJ/Kobe would just come in with a suit on bald head. Now these niggas do catwalks into the game with dresses on with long braids like a female, people would rather watch Jake Paul fight Muhammad Ali than a gay NBA star sit out a stretch of games cause he broke a nail.
>>145710526Yeah I'm 30 and I don't care for any of the corny extra shit the league is forcing on everyone. I just wanna watch basketball I don't give a fuck about these people or their lives
love it when boomers get upset over what young people do.
>>145710526>>145710668arguing with zoomers is pointless. Long is gone the era where players didn't dress like absolute faggots and didn't talk or walk like absolute faggots
Heat fans look like that?!
>>145709320Rigged series.
>>145697454>>145697508>>145698295>>145704634>>145698075*
>>145701761They got Sabonis and DeRozan though
>>145710352MJ literally quit to play minor-league baseball though
My Lakies have won 5 in a row and now find themselves tied for 3rd in the west
>uuuuh hurr durr ring check!??!Reminder you could be an absolute bum bench rider on a super team and get a ring. Shiny rock obsessed morons can't handle that people without rings can be better than those with rings. Players with fewer rings can be better than players with more rings than them. Being a good basketball player is what makes someone a good basketball player not the amount of shiny rocks they have. Shiny rock count is just an easy handwave for people who don't watch games
>>145711317Based
>>145711359Kek>expecting jorgambler supporters to not be hypocrites >>145711359
>>145709839>shitpost for hours about inane shit>generic personality>gets in the way of more productive and interesting aspects of your lifewow he's literally me
>>145711444cool but that doesn't apply to star players especially in this era of team hopping player collusion
>>145711444Gaytum having an * destroyed ring culture. Nobody respects *s anymore.
I don't rate the in season tournament. I don't rate the post season tournament. All that matters is the 82.
is point guard the only position where you can be the dude, and not be the team leader in scoing?
Keep coping LMAO
>>145711444Sounds like nothing but ringlet cope to me. Go to bed ChuckThere are winners and there are losers like CP0 and Barkley. Simple as. If you haven't won at least one ring you ain't in the conversation, you advance stats obsessed cuck
>Stein] Dallas’ Luka Dončić is expected to miss tonight's game at Oklahoma City, sources tell @TheSteinLine and @DLLS_Sports. Dončić, listed much of the week with a right knee contusion, conceded late Saturday that he's a "little bit less" than 100%.Luka ducking the best perimeter defense in the league
>>145712162Luka Donbitch got a knee injury from sucking too many bbcs lol what a cuck.
>>145711700Sabonis is doing that right now
>>145712260Fox is clearly the leader of the kangz
>>145712306They're coregents
>>145712453nope. Fox was kang before Sabonis got there, is still kang now, and will remain kang when they accept Sabonis caps their ceiling too much and trade him
Jokic and Morant out for Grizzlies Vs Nuggets>tfw have to watch another half an hour of Murray shitting up the court while MPJ and Braun carry the whole team
Yo inceltic, weapskitz is talking mad shit about your team in the locked discord right now. He's going off on Tatum not winning finals MVP and saying Tatum is a fraud. He said Jimmy Butler is also hotter than Tatum and hangs out with the cutest guys in Miami. You gonna take that? kek
>>145712684He has suffered enough KWAB... Let him vent
No all time starting 5 lineup should ever have Kobe because MJ is just strictly better.
>>145712684>>145712760Sametroon
>>145712785What if I want Kobe to run point
>>145711914Worst FMVP ever
>>145712931Meet me in the gaming channel weapkitz. We about to hop on 2k real quick with AIslopper.
they should make spectacular slam dunks be worth 3 points
>>145712948That would be Jokeshit
>>145713103reallly says a lot about folks when this 22nd best player in the league is the nba's new poster boy
I fucking hate the Celtics, and the dumbasses that lose to them in OT.
/lba/ kneels to TateGOD
>>145713305look at this zesty ass nigga posting another man taking his shirt off
>>145713092Jokic was almost averaging a 30 point triple double in those finals while getting like, 60% of his FG to go in.
>>145713629Number of 50 win teams he beat?
>>145713305*
>>145713706this is the gayest cope of all time
>>145713706Number of stars injured on other teams the Celtics beat in the playoffs??
>>145713778>My pussy hurttssssss I can't playyyyyOmg nooo
>the only superstar the Inceltics faced during their * run is a fat ass lazy slovenianGrim
>>145713944Which superstar would have beat them?
>>145713760Number of 50 win teams he beat?
>>145705900Just wanted to add LEBRON rating for players under 21
no one cares about your excel sheets or LEBRON
my team is just 1 piece away :)
>>145714648you got anally fucked by gayson gaytum
>>145713975Beat the Inceltics? Jimmy Butler.
>>145714704YOUR team is SHIT!!!!!!!!
>>145714776My team has a MUCH better record than the Raptors.
inceltic was too scared to box me for $5k
>>145714805Your team is GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145713305why is this saved on your computer, inceltic?
>>145712180He had the same injury report vs the spurs, why play against a wemby less spurs and duck the thunder? He doesn't want to look bad in a h2h vs shai. Biggest bitchmade fraud in the league, embiid a close 2nd.
go wuffs
>>145714860there is no reason to have a melty
FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN
my wolvies are facing the suns for tonight's early game. the game is in minneapolis.last year the suns went 3-0 in the regular season, which meant the overall record between these two teams last year was 4-3 to the wolves
>>145713706>>145713994????We're talking about the individual finals performances, not the win amount. Mavs also had a worse record of 50 so idk what you're trying to sayAnd on a side note, this whole 50 wins cope is ridiculous. Only one team in the west other than the Nuggets had 50 wins that season (grizzlies) and they got humiliated by the Lakers who the nugs beat in the WCF. As for the east, every 50+ win team choked to the heat or another sub 50 win team lol
HEY NBA YOU'RE A FAGIT
>>145715543Ah I was wrong, forgot the Mavs actually did just about get to 50 wins last season
>>145715543Jokic is a fraud that has NEVER beaten a 50 win team. That's not even exclusive to the year he won. The Jokshit Nugtrash has never ever beaten a 50 win team in the playoffs
>>145715738i think youre just autistic at this point
>>145715738Are you going to respond to the rest of my post? How does that make Browns final performance any better? 30/12/7 vs. 20/5/5And I'll say again, if being a 50 win team is so important, how come none of them could beat sub 50 win teams like the Lakers and Heat?
>>145715822>How does that make Browns final performance any better?He simply beat a 50 win team. Which Jokic has never done
>>145715851So you rate the Mavs as a better team than the Heat, despite the fact that they beat arguably worse teams than the Heat in 2023 on the way to final, solely because of the fact that they won 50 games instead of 49? What kind of logic are you using here?
go Suns
Nicola Jokeshit, the greatest basketball player of our times according to BAWB's, has never beaten a 50+ win team. That's embarrassing >>145716059>So you rate the Mavs as a better team than the HeatOnly you and weapschizo would rate the Heat as a better team. The Mavs beat 3 50+ wins teams (included the team that embarrassed your favorite player). That's why everyone and their mother was putting them over the Celshits before the finals started and Mazzulla started denying lobs and corner 3's. The heat got a cinderella run against injured teams and choke artists. Good for them but nobody believed they would beat whoever came out of the West. That's not exclusive to the Nuggets. The Lakers would have won that series in 4 or 5
>>145716059The Heat were a 7th seed retard mick
>>145716248Yeah I'm not buying that it was a Cinderella run for the heat, they made the ECF the previous year and in 2020 made the finals.Sure you can cope and say the Cucks and 76ers were injured but you can't expect me to believe that them beating the Celtics, the team that won the title easily the next year, was a fluke. Heat are almost always a threat in the post season when healthy, and ignoring that is stupid.
>>145716304A 7th seed that demolished teams far above them in ranking multiple times in different post seasons
>>145716472You’re a retarded mick, the Celtics added Jrue Holiday and Kristaps Porzingis the year they won the title. Not the same team at all
>LAMEMELO
>>145716472>beating the Celtics, the team that won the title easily the next year, was a fluke.>Marcus shart is = Jrue Holiday>Perenially injured Rob Williams and Mental Midget Grant = PorzinguisDon't be retarded. 2024 Celtics are nowhere the same. But yeah they choked. That's why I said injured teams and chokers. Nobody believed the Heat would beat any team that came out of the West.Nuggets didn't play a single 50 win team that year. The second they played one this year they just choked a 20 pt lead at home in game 7. Jokic couldn't beat Ruddy fucking Gobeer, which Luka made his bitch easily
>>145716625what he say
>irish basketball opinions
>>145716742The dreadedNO HOMO
>>145716584They went almost the entire post season without Tingus Pingus and probably would have still won it all without himThe only notable difference was the addition of JrueAnd even without Jrue they've gotten to the ECF and finals multiple times in the last 4 years, stop acting like they were some nothing team without him
>>145716803Wait how is loading up something homo?
>>145716472Inceltic and his cord didn't like this post. Jimmy Butler and the Heat when healthy own the East. Gaytum only owns the hospital that the superstars who were injured went to.
>>145716819Yeah except the relevant portion of the post season where they beat the Heat>they probably would haveShut up retard, you don’t know shit
>>145716704Jokic got clamped up by KAT (the worst rim protector in the league), not Rudy. Shameful
>>145716803kek no homo is always fun
>>145716704>Jokic couldn't beat Ruddy fucking GobeerExcept he did, the previous year, when he won the ring. This is my problem with this whole 50 wins shit, it removes context completely. >>145716865If you don't think they would've beaten a Jimmy butler-less heat then there really is no hope for you
Joker isn't playing today. Chalk up a win for Memephis
Why arent you guys talking about the game that’s on right now
>>145716803>"i am not gay btw">*fined $100,000does this mean that nba = FAGGOT?
>>145717019>This is my problem with this whole 50 wins shit, it removes context completely.its not a real narrative that nobody takes seriously. it will only exist in places like here with 4 autistic people
>>145717064because my wolves are losing
Jimmy Butler owns Tatum
>>145717060They're missing morant also so hopefully >we don't shit the bed completely
>>145716819>The only notable difference was the addition of JrueIt was a huge difference. Mental Midget flopper "Smart" was holding back the Jays (which I admit are a little bit of mental midgets themselves) and Derrick White. The Celtic needed someone like him. Pingus was injured but he went bananas on that game 1 which was great. They should definitely consider trading his ass if he continues being unhealthy but he made an impact.>>145716912>Jokic got beat by pic relatedKWABAWB>>145717019>42-40 team is the same as 56-26 team because it's convenient for me!!Stay delusional
>>145717019>the heat aren’t actually a 7th seed because they beat the celtics the year prior>porzingis (20ppg scorer and 36% 3pt shooter) isn’t an upgrade over robert williams because the celtics would have beat those same heat regardlessYou’re all over the place and your shit is retarded mick
>>145717256>Derrick White>holding them backIm so sorry, I didn't realise I was arguing with a literal retard holy shit
well donte divicenzo found his shot again, 4-5 tonight after going 4-20 since the miami game
>>145717325>No argumentI accept your concession
edwards got his arm grabbed while bringing up the ball, losing his handle and then he glared at the refs and then the refs called a tech on him
>>145717256How was D White holding them back the fuck?
Booker cooking
Presented without comment
>>145717478>>145717325Are you guys dumb???? Smart was holding the Jays and D White back
>>145717478>All NBA defense caliber player who was averaging 14 PPG who was also hitting clutch shots in games who also was one of their best players when they won the chip was holding them backkek I don't even watch NBA that frequently and I know more than these retards
>>145717617>>145717622white basketball fans are the gayest of white sports fans
>>145717621My brother in Christ. You fucking retard, Marcus Shart was holding White back
>AE 4 pts in the 1st half
wow dillingham is actually getting real minutes
>>145717656u gotta be gay to watch the NBA or u get fined
Booker might get 30 before halftime
HUGE NEWSGaysn Gaytum as usual benefits from refball. The NBA says he traveled during his "gamewinner" last night. He did this right in front of a referee and the ref did NOT call it because the refs are paid off by Boston media.
>Risk your fucking life for a useless war>Get PTSD>Get shit benefits from the government>Silver invites you to a game for free>KD does not even show up>Get to watch Shooker instead>mfw
>>145717661Then why did you say this >>145717397Unless that was some other retard, if that's the case then sorry. Still, it's pretty stupid to argue that Kristap was a big difference maker for the ring. He only played like 6 games in total. Smart was ass though, I'll give you that
>>145717496Atlanta Hawks >6-7, 4th in the EastPhiladelphia 76ers>2-10, 14th in the East
>>145717496>5.4 bpm>rookie6ers need to blow it all up immediately, this zest god is wemby tier
>>145717780>Then why did you say thisI thought you were undermining White or something. And yeah Porzingis was more like the cherry on top. Jrue and getting rid of injury prone dudes and mental midgets was the real difference
damn okogie just putback dunked on my wolves
Kek literally nobody respects Gaytum.
>no KD>Booker 27 at half>Anthony "MJ's son" Edwards has 4I'm noticing
Were just not the same team without kat. Jaden McDaniels is a bum. Were playing donte in a way he doesn't thrive and he is shooting like q shell of himself. Ant can't get spacing. Julius Randle is defensively in another city and looks like he honestly couldn't care less. Although I like that backdown reverse stepback. Real nice. God dammit I miss Kat. We're just a completely different team. No leadership. Mike Conley isn't a leader. Karl held it all together. We are truly fucked.
How the FUCK did Dalton Knecht drop down to #17? He legit looks better than everyone in the top 10 of the class besides maybe Edey.
>>145717975My woofs.....
>>145717925Gaytum has no aura
>>145717975evenwithout Kat why are the wolves not defending like last year, its not like the refs don't a physical game whenever you play like that for a little bit
>>145717806The hawks don't have 140 mil of dead weight on the payroll
>>145717925>>145718042Why did he have to win that ring..... It was supposed to be our Jimmy. Damn
>>145717955what are you noticing?
>Steph>Jordan>Durant>Timmy>JokicThat’s objectively the best starting 5 ever.
>>145717955Thank God that other """Irish""" KD loving fag ain't here, suns are unbearable enough without his slurping
>>145718018>white
>>145718035The truth is ant ain't your #1 hes your #2. He needs another superstar to space. He's just hitting Walls every possession offensively. Who here would have thought NAW would be an umpteenth more important player this year? Wild. Jaden just isn't that guy.
Why is the NBA dying?
>>145718090MagicKobeLebronGiannisHakeemwould beat that team
>>145718148Silver
>>145718090>Jokebitch at CAny other superstar C runs circles around him.
>>145718075Refs play buddyball. They don't like our players so we don't get calls. We also don't play dirty like cp3/allen/Drayton etc. Although I am now in the favor of us playing dirty. It's because we don't have q leader. We have no identity. Karl was the glue that made us a unit. Its why hockey teams have captains as well as coaches. We have no captain. We are a ship sailing aimlessly in the sea.
>>145718148Memechucking
>>145717975i'm stil optimistic. we just need more time
>>145717975Don't know much about the wolves, did losing Kyle Anderson as well make a difference?
>>145718192lol hes such a catty bitch
>>145718225We have no glue. Ant isn't the glue. Mike isn't the glue. Now we're just a bunch of guys. We used to be a unit of broskis. Not were just there. It's hard to watch. Then I have to see karl is dropping 50. We lost the trade
durant is a FAGGOT if he wasn't he would be fined
>>145718262Huge difference. Also a huge piece of the glue. Veteran who has nothing to lose. He called out all of our guys on their bullshit. Plus defensively a monster. Taught ant the slomo. We are just so different. We needed guys to take over responsibilities and they couldn't. See: Jaden McDaniels and Naz Reid
>>145718175Iverson KobeJordanGarnettShaqIs also beating both of your teams lol
>>145718090Just get good role players around Jordan and Durant, you don't need much else
>Being in a team with a superstarIt's the worst thing ever. The superstar can never do wrong. I hate how Jokic nuthuggers play down the importance of the roster, I still find it crazy how MPJ managed to leave without much backlash after complaining about Jokic
carry us randle
Why has ant become so focused on the 3 ball. Stick to what your good at and drive to the basket more
NBA was trying to set up Anthony Edwards as the future face of the future face of the league and he starts playing like this. NBA has no luck with stars lately
>>145718645he's too cocky. those cringe mj comparisons last year got to his head
>>145718645Pooper Fagg is the chosen one
>>145718262Slomo's a good defender and can change the rhythm of the game. Also has good basketball IQ since he was putting up career high assists on thewolves
>>145718556They traded KAT for Randle, Randle clogs the paint instead of spaces it out like KAT did, so Ant has to space the floor instead.Idk what the Wolves GM was thinking.
Finally he hits a 3
>>145718645>irrelevant regular season gameNuggets fans are still butthurt about last season
Booker is killing the pups rn
wow booker is having a great game, making a bunch of contested shots
I don't know why people keep bitching about Ant's chucking instead of the twolves' real problem. What the hell happened to their defense
>>145718262There's a few things. Trex is Kitty without the offense. There's a reason Knicks didn't miss him in the playoffs. Slomo is a legit playoff rotation guy. Conley was flirting with 50-40-90 and no TOs last season and now he looks washed again.
>>145718783Mostly because it's disappointing seeing him go from one of the most exciting players in the league, dunking on people every game to him being your everyday shot chucker
>>145718696Ehh, rookies are a crapshoot, and they really want a black American not some white Duke guy
Goberts such a bum
Suns up
>>145718645I blame AAU
>>145718783You underestimate how deadly KAT and Gobert, 2 7 foot tall giganiggas, is hard to drive and score over
>>145718783gobear exposed
Did the Knicks/Timberwolves trade help anyone except the T’Wolves luxury tax bill?
>>145718969isn't naz reid also a giganigga
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