LEVELS
How quickly does Gane chins Bussyspinall? My guess is under 45 seconds
roids
>>145707783CHILLS
>Jon, now that you've won and it's your moment can you please put Tom's name in your mouth Tom Tom Tom Thomas Aspinall have you heard of Tom he's in your division maybe you want to fight Tom how about fighting Tom would you fight Tom>joe, I just wanna say, look at my Trump dance, jesus christ, hunter campbell, believe in yourself!
Crazy that Dana is a promoter, UFC is a promotion, and yet if the fighters don't promote themselves their careers go nowhere.
>>145707783Chills.
>>145707783>>145707798alright see you later on tonight man
need to drop a huge gane in the porta jon brb
Gane vs Volkov, /heem/?
Jon Jones is ducking Tom Aspinall
Tom Aspinall is ducking Jon Jones
Marcus The Monster McGheeis my kinda fighter, G
>>145708290>>145708321i want the fight to happen, but Tom's just not ready for such a dirty fighterIf that will be Jones retirement fight he will hurt Tom BAD
UUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lZDeRxvJiAFarewell Stipe.
Jones is a fraud confirmed?>>145713157 >>145713157 >>145713157
20 days until Gane fights.
>>145708634This is why I lurk these threads.
*wins*
20 days until Gane dies!!!
will he transition?
If I were Jon Jones, the GOAT of MMA, here's what I'd do to avoid fighting that annoying gay Asspanal, a kid who's jealous of your legacy and wants to destroy it:a) accept the fight;b) during camp, pretend you have a career-ending injury that force you out of the UFC for at least two years;c) come back, whether Aspinall is still champion or not (it doesn't matter), face Peireira because it's the biggest fight and also because people will believe you are physically diminished so it's not fair to face Aspinall, submit Pereira in round one. Retire as the GOAT forever.Wild card: let Pereira fight Aspinall and pray he wins.Asspanal is a dickhead with no accomplishments who wants to fight a 38-year-old legend with all the accolades. Fuck him, he's no better than Jake Paul.
>>145715457Gets heemed by Lewis in his debut.
I haven't heemed my meng in 5 days and now I'm not getting erections. I thought nofap was supposed to make me hornier?
>>145715457He will never pass as a woman
>>145715494flatline b, look into it
>>145708275Again?
>>145715457>failed at pro wrestling>failed at footballyea, he'll probably transition soon. He's got nothing else to do.
>>145708275gane killed that bum
I just KNOW they’re seething up a storm on reddit right now after Jon 4chan retired CTEpe
>>145715173What age did you realize you had feet fetish?and do you feel any shame after you bust
>>145715477nigga we dgaf
Trannyspinall future after Jon and Gane are done with him
>>145715547Killed him by decision?
Aspinal ducked Gane
much like their hero, bonespoofters are literally incapable of hiding their homosexuality
>>145715574At least he has a moist tip.
>>145715583still circling the drain I seethat's what he gets for being a deplorable fuck up
Jon is not in danger. Jon IS the danger.
>>145715583Please stop posting this, I can only get so many chills a day.
>>145715616Why are you so obsessed with talking about gay things?
What's the heem scene like on Meta Threads? Twitter is dying.
if jon jones wanted to cum inside stipe, stipe couldnt stop himthink about that
mfw wmma
>>145708681Charles has now become a decisionnator
>>145715714Mostly thots thottin', b.
Schaub's grandpa was Hitler's pharmacist.
I loved Pride FC but I've never really been able to get into UFC. It's on too late. I would never pay more than $20 for a PPV or give ESPN money. I could care less about seeing ugly women fight and UFC just doesn't know how to make people look like stars like Pride did.I tried to watch some of last nights show, but it really didn't do it for me.
IT'S UP
>>145715774Michael Chandler's dad was L. Ron Hubbard's lawyer.
bo nickal? more like bitch nigga
>>145715792conor's run was the last time ufc was good. he knocked out aldo 9 years ago.
>>145715884
>people exist that are shocked stipe retired
>>145715616
>>145715949you're a HUUUUUGEE faggot.
>>145715550Reddit:>masculine>active>influential>sets the tone of the internet zeitgeist 4cuck>feminine>passive>obscure>spends its time obsessing about reddit and making sure all its opinions are diametrically opposed to those of reddit
>>145715963no they don't
>>145715963he had already retired he came out of retirement to punch jon a few times and now hes back to retirement he will come back to bareknuckle fight Evander Holyfeild
>bong defending reddit
>>145716013boys that look like girls are better than girls. that's just the world we live in, innit
>>145713225He is clearly the GOAT, despite spending the last couple of years fraudulently LARPing as the UFC heavyweight champion and looking old and fat and generally undermining his past image of invincibility.
>>145716086You know what I wrote is true.
Tommy Fury will "heem" your GOAT Darren Till.
>>145715657Physiologically I doubt you're actually approaching the limit of chills per day your body is capable of taking. Which is metaphysically, make no mistake, significantly lower than mine. Levels.
>>145716027Obscurity sounds like an nice attribute to me.
Why is Tom ducking him?
Hafez won that fucking fight
"Be cocky, eat cocky." - Jon Jones.
>there are heemsters that dont want to see jones/aspinall as soon as possible or even at all
>>145716381Just trolls.
Jon is clearly the GOAT from a pure number standpoint.He has the most title wins, the longest undefeated streak, the most former or future champion beaten, the greatest longevity, etc.The debate is open when you look at his record more closely, but for cazzie he will remain th GOAT.
>>145716381Our fate is in Dana's hands now.
>>145716232See:>feminine>passive
What will be the cope when eventually Jones inspects Tom's prison pocket?
Islam and his camp are legit fucking idiots for not farming lightweight, the division is ripe for the taking
>>145716101So the "Goth Femboy" ad campaign thats been shilling all over 4chan are made for people like you.
>>145716489VOLUMES
>>145716558wouldn't know, I haven't seen ads in my browser for nearly 10 years. that sounds good, though.
>>145716558>bro still sees adsget a clue
>>145716489Double agent
>>145716489Gotta love ole Bonesy
>>145716489Is there a single thing about him that us genuine?
>makes gurutrannies seethe>makes mudshits seethe>makes sirs seetheJon GOAT BONES JONES
nerd bros... is it gonna happen? sterling redemption arc?
>>145716489Aljaming Sterling is a trump supporter and you dont see him dancing in front of trump
>>145716558those ads are tailored based on your search history
>>145707783>NFLis this Bones secret?being bullied by his Giant Big Brothers?
>>145716741Don't forget dana, the GOAT also made him seethe too
>>145716817no, his secret is steroids, gifted decisions, and cherry picking opponents
>>145716741Serious question, Do you actually like jones or do love being a contrarian for attention
>stands up>heh, nothing personal kid
>>145716817Jones avoided fighting at heavyweight for a decade because of the PTSD from his rother bullying him.
The dude that made Face the Pain trailers for every numbered card hasn’t uploaded since 305
>saar serious question saar>how is it possible saar that you appreciate the jones bones sir>mr guru has said jones bones is a homosexual saar
>>145716489Jones should have pulled out Trump's cock right there and started sucking.
>>145716896>rocks oliviera>has the chance to ground n pound tko him>decides to just sit on the floor insteadI fucking hate boying Chandler, he’s so retarded
>>145716870it's 4chan, he likes being contrarian for attention because its le based rawr owo
>>145716921ohhh noooooooo.....
Americans & their homoerotic thoughts...
i hold the controversial opinion that the champion with the most title defenses is the best fighter
>>145716734>>145716489there is an idea of a Jon Jones, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real Jon, only an entity, something illusory, and though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: He's simply not there.
>>145716946Reportedly when jones met trump he said "hey blue eyes"
>>145716989Heretical
is being a closeted gay man the best base for MMA?
>>145716921Well that's just demonstrably wrong you dumb faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPhpge5jKi8
Max vs Volk 3 remains the only good win in MMA history
>>145717105You're not very good so no
>>145716489Jon Jones is fake? No way!
>>145717105>closetedddp and illlia are doing their thang out loud and proud
>>145716489You just gotta love how disingenuous this man is. There's no limits.
>>145717135>closetedsimply couldn't be me
Jon Jones: 28-1 (1 NC)Khabib Nurmagomedov: 29-0
>>145716489>follows Kamala "genocide enjoyer" Harris.unironically worse than beating his wife and crashing his car into pregnant women
>>145717105Yes and by far
>>145717105
>>145717163As souless sociopath that is willing to lie, cheat, gaslight and manipulate to achieve his goals. And that is why Jon will always be two steps ahead of Asspissshit and will be forever be my GOAT and inspiration
>>145717105du plessis has proved this to be massive NO
Well?
Why are people saying bum jones can no diff Poatan
>>145717251Sex
OOOHHHHHH MMA GUUUUURUUUUUUOOOHHHHHH MMA GUUUUURUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>145717251Never forget that Most WMMA fighters sleeps with fighters in their gym
>>145717265Because Alex is a grapplelet that got taken down by Izzy of all people.Jon would just do the same as he did with Cyril.
>>145716870yeah i watched Jonny since he started at the gym i was doing sambo during hs. Jon is the goat
>>145717240Also not above sucking a few cocks for pleasure let it be said
>>145717265Pootan has no ground game. Jones will just wrestle fuck him the entire time. There's a reason why Jones wants that fight and because he knows he's gonna win with ease.
>>145717285OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
we already saw Poatan vs Jon with Gane vs Jon
>charles was injuredJust how SHIT is chandler?
>>145717386>excuses after a win Oh yeah this shitter is getting his jaw shattered by Hooker
>>145717386Chandler doesn't beat anyone ranked at lightweight with a competent ref
whomst
>>145717432Good grief DC is so fat it's grotesque
>>145717386isn't Chandler like 38? if he was in his prime like 25-30 he would kill Oliveira
>>145717382Gane has negative fight IQ though
Who else is in the goat conversation?
>>145717456>so fat it's grotesque But enough about the cheetoh in chief
>>145717432someone needed to remove this whore from the arenait made me sick seeing her
>>145717458Prime Cuckler threw up a fight against some hap can.
apologize
>>145717432thats rogans woife
>>145717523nipples protruding, very disrespectful
>>145717285talmbout gurutranny?
>>145717432The plans for Ellie Bisping have been thrust into action
>>145717512based DOGE shiller
>145717473>HE LOOKS LIKE A CHEEEEETOH>DO YOU SEE HOW QUIRKY' I AM>hehe cheetoh trumpChrist, this board has gone to shit
>>145717523A foine hoifer ov a ting yeah noice pair a mewns on 'er
fuck it I'm Mike chandler
>>145717569>orange man!!>u mad?>trollface.webp
Holy fuck this is the first engagement in UFCHe heemed him so hard he got two teeth stuck in his foot (that stayed there for later rounds, since it was a single elim bracket to be done all in one night)Also the guy was a 400+ pound sumo wrestler lmao
>>145716796clearly not tranny convenient excuse tho
>>145717636Big Plinny on his bidness
>>145717637D.C was a fucking beast in his prime
>>145717636>OMG HE'S LOOKING AT HIS OPPONENT!!!!!!
>>145717546would though
>>145717637I love early UFC. This sport died in 1998 at the absolute latest.
>>145717636
>>145717695OMC* (oh my chama)
>>145717523I didn't know until yesterday that rogan married a single mom. The man with the biggest audience in the world. Kwab
>>145717637no fucking way bro that’s crazy I’ve never seen this before, how did you find this?
>>145717695MFW I see a pawg milf.
>>145717637stipe/cormier before stipe/cormier
If you weren't rooting for Stipe, you're not a real one
>>145717708Isn't Brazil supposed to have a high standard of women?
>>145717751Lol what no have you seen wmma
>>145717751>womenlolthe government ignores holes (in the road, etc)I don't
did anyone else find it very disrespectful how Olivera walked right by Trump without acknowledging him?he needs to be reprimanded!
>>145717742I was, but I didn't really believe. I'm actually more or less happy with the outcome desu. Stipe got some hits in and didn't just get blown out as I feared he might. We even got a couple of good old fashioned lynch mob chases as Jon ran across the octagon with Stipe in pursuit, just like the Overeem fight.
>>145717772No I haven't
>>145717841>Stipe got some hits in and didn't just get blown out as I feared he might.what the fuck fight were you watching?
daniel “diabetes chimp” cormier
>>145717879The one yesterday
>>145717836bro spitting facts tho ngl
>>145717914yeah, but which one? there were several
>>145717836p4p heem GOAT idc what anyone says
UFC 327: Jones vs Hill
And the second, just fucking savage after four minutes of brawling both were clearly gassed as fuckFucking caveman murder in progress until the corner calls itWish I could add sound, there are some women in the audience that genuinely start to panic scream when he starts stomping>>145717709This is so fucking kino nobody knows what's happening not even the fighters
>>145717836Jon Jones continues to break records and prove his still the apex predator of the sport, revert the glove designs and work his way to a massive money fight againdt Peirera. D.C prances on a toy horse for his TKO masters.
>>145717836Humiliation ritual
at least now we know gane gets heemed by everyone jon jones has fought
bro just discovered UFC 1 and thinks he's dropping esoteric forgotten lore
>>145717939>watching anything but the main eventISHYGDDT
America is so FUCKING back
>>145718113>STAND UP!!!!>STAND UP AGAIN!!!!!!
>>145718069a cry for help if I've ever seen one
THE BUCK WILL BE BROKEN
This is what America is all about
Wow. Chills.
>>145718171I hate Chandler so much, bros
>>145718171Humiliation ritual
>>145718131Can you narrow it down some more
>>145718182Levels..
Can someone tell me Why the Sweden flag hates black people whens theres 0 black people in his country
The only Swedish person I've ever met was black.
*enters thread and makes you seethe*
>>145718244You'd be surprised
>>145718244
>>145718266Why couldn't he finish the tailor-made layup?
Sadibou Sy is Swedish
Ciryl unironically chins Tom Reddit he was getting peached by Turdis Gaydes
>water you gon do b? volume punsh me?seriously what was nate thinking coming at the GOAT?
>>145718279Down syndrome hippopotamus looking drunk
309, we saw the fighting nerds dominate the main event once more. Bo Nickal is also inevitable. Chandler vs Pimblett
>>145718282Ruffy would unironically have heemed Llontop if the fight was 155. Llontop not having to cut weight definetely help his chin. But yes he looked like shit in the third and will not get very far
>DUDE THEY WEAR GLASSES AND CALL THEMSELVES "THE FIGHT NERDS", FRIGGING AWESOME!!
FUCK KEITH PENISONDIE
Mikey Musumeci would submit Bo Niggy
>>145718291this is basically guaranteed.>asspiss will heem ganeNgannou couldn't heem Gane let alone rock him and he's more powerful than asspiss>asspiss will take gane downTybura has better wrestling than asspis and couldn't take gane down
>>145718361
>>145718244based, love you Sweden keep it 100 with these scrubs
GODsumeci has made history. He is the first BJJ athlete to sign an EXCLUSIVE contract with the UFC.
>>145718171>CLAW THE FUCKIN BABY
>>145718394Based Darth Niggatoni
>>145718394I look forward to watching him rip pisslam’s legs off
>>145718403I miss her so much
aspinal doesnt come close to the skill level of jones. hes esentially ngannou in a fight vs jones
>>DUDE THEY WEAR GLASSES AND CALL THEMSELVES "THE FIGHT NERDS", FRIGGING AWESOME!!
>>145718347>BRROOOO IM BEING SARCASTIC AND USING SOIFACE MEMES TO MOCK PEOPLE WHO ARE ENJOYING STUFF!!!!
>>145718347>>145718437>>145718444None of these glasses have tape on the bridge. Fail
>>145718435actually asspiss is a less powerful ngannou with less subs
>>145718428mate you're in your 30s
>>145718410He's signed as a grappler he would never risk prolapsing his Musubussy to his Slamdaddy
>>145718069this was so fucking funny
>>145718361Is Bo in that club?
The Fighting Redditors
>>145718470Turn your monitor on
>>145718518MMA going mainstream was a mistake
>>145718518This is what the club looks like when the lights come on at the end of the night.
>>145718482they're going to have MMA fighters doing crossover grappling events, GODsumeci already crippled poomar in training and pisslam wants revenge for his fallen inbred, it sells itself
Bo Nigger
I hate asspiss and ddclitty but i'd never resort to daddyposting. why are muzzrats so gay
>>145717742So let me get this straight, You wanted Stipe to win because he's White & European dismiss jones hes actual american christian champ thats puts on exciting fights
Daniel "Dancing Clown" Cormier
>>145717963That looks like a forked meng
>>145718588
I feel like people aren't realising the significance of Oliveirev. After being humbled by a brazza, Charles learned from their ways and incorporated them into his game. This is an important moment and quite possibly the beginning of a one last run.
>>145718598>asspiss>ddclitty>daddyposting>muzzratscan you fags be normal for one fucking second?
>>145717963scandinavia looks like a flaccid penis and the baltics are the ballsack
Daniel "Dana's Courtjester" Cormier
>>145718394built for bbc
Third was no fun, the BJJ guy just mounted the boxer and without accomplishing anything the boxer tapped.Third fight was more interesting, quickly went to the ground and they tried a few things until getting into this position, where the shootfighter got a fairly quick submission. >>145718043Not at all, I asked people how to get into it and got a ton of different responses and decided to just start watching chronologically Thought it'd be fun to post the KOs, and I'm sure plenty of people haven't seen themIf you're too into the modern drama or some other fag shit to care then just ignore it
>>145718600Jon hasn't had an exciting fight in years
African americans.
>>145718632you probably have a tumor and/or STD on your small monkey weiner
>>145718641oh you're just autistic
>>145718657no. i have a foreskin. something you don't bozo
Daniel "Dallas Cowboys" Cormier
Daniel "DC" Cormier
Daniel "I too have a white wife" Cormier
>>145718654Whoah slow down there buddeh
>>145718688Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier
SAVE ME HAP
They are making DC do minstrel shows for Ari's amusement
Daniel "Fucking Fatass" Cormier
>>145718588I disagree.
>>145718724If Chandler just acesploded then he would had been fine. Instead he hapsploded and well you saw how that went down
D "Daniel Cormier" C
Sometimes you're an Ace, sometimes you're a Hap, sometimes you zig, sometimes you zag, but one thing's for certain: the agony of the soul cannot be deceived.
green "king" bobby is just hap from the future
Black orphans
>>145718600>stipe isnt american>Jones has good fightsbut yeah why would I not root for the white man?
Daniel "Deceived Cioul" Cormier
>>145718518what was Felder doing there, why is everyone trying to buck break DC?
It's King "King" Green
The semi-finals from the left half of the bracket, both with significant injuries. Broken hand and teeth in foot for the skinnier one, a big cut on the big guy's brow.Big guy's leg got fucked up by a few kicks quickly though and it just went downhill for him fast; in the post-fight interview he said he was just way too gassed to do another fight after the first one, had a big smile on his face.>>145718641That was the fourth*
>>145718749I hate when a fighter abandons their nature and tries to be a heckin gameplan fighterChandler went retard ape mode in the 5th and had his only good round, he should have been fighting like that from the start
>>145718867I'm only an amateur and really more of an admirer if I'm honest but I understand good breaking requires many hands to be done thoroughly
>stipe is americanthe guy doesn't speak english
Daniel "Devastated Colon" Cormier.
Daniel "Diabetic Catholic" Cormier
>>145718908his roids finally kicked in
Daniel "Declined Card" Cormier
Do Charles Cormier
Daniel "Dough Cranium" Cormier.
>>145718908He tried that, charles wasn't having it early on and had him backed up against the fence the entire time.
Caniel Dormier
if I was ever on the jumbo tron I wouldnt look up at it like a cringe dork. id just look at the camera
Daniel "Devious Countenance" Cormier.
Anyone else noticed that DC went silent at this moment.
>David Onama def. Roberto Romero Decision (unanimous) (30–27, 30–27, 30–27) >30-27 what
jones is down to fight aspinall you marks
Daniel "Demure Coquette" Cormier
>>145719040Stipe tanked that, btw
>>145719040Why didn't DC just do that to Jon?
Daniel "Dick Cock" Cormier
>>145707798Gane coudn't heem asspainal even if he stood afk for a min in the middle of an octagon
>>145719040It upset DC because it was like a child witnessing domestic violence, his parent heemed his other parent
Daniel "Distraught Child" Cormier
TOMMY ASPINALLASPINALLTOMMY ASPINAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLNANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOMMY ASPINALL
Daniel "Dry Cock" Cormier
Daniel "Dionysian Concentration" Cormier
>>145719234why do bongs do this?>walking in a tommy aspinall wonderland durr
>>145719285the ufc is cruel
Do you think Daniel was seething watching Jon win again or is he over it
>https://youtu.be/MCelS-myEUc>Daniel Cormier REACTS to Jon Jones TKO win vs. Stipe MiocicIt never ends for Daniel "Descending Calamity" Cormier
I'M BROOOOKEN
Its honestly impressive how Jon isn’t CTE’d or schaubed at all at 37, he’s still like how he was at 23. I don’t know another 37 year old fighter that isn’t brainmushed.
>>145719306You tell me >>145719332
>>145719332Daniel is unironically getting humiliation ritualed kek they keep making him talmbout Jon all the time
>>145719332Poor Daniel "Dying Continuously" Cormier.
>Jon will never fight at heavyweight >Jon will never beat Gane >Jon will never fight again>Jon will never beat stipe>Jon will retire on the ring after fighting stipeYou're here >Jon will never beat tom aspinall.
>>145719351>I don’t know another 37 year old fighter that isn’t brainmushed.
>>145717108That isn’t the same guy…
>>145719303when you have someone to cheer for you'll understand
>>145719411I speak a little moortuguese and can tell you that Alex sounds retarded.
>>145719411Ive heard hue anons say that Poatan talks kind of retarded in hue-ese
Ole Jonesy probably took a paycut to ensure Daniel does this much coverage of the fight
>>145718394If the UFC replaced wmma fights with male grappling matches, it would drastically improve the quality of the product. You could also see UFC fighters with a strong grappling base compete a lot more often since there's much less chance of injury with no striking.
Other semi-final was far from flashy, quick grappling match and the BJJ guy got a choke and submission. Too many of these guys just didn't know how to grapple it seems. He defended against the shot well and reversed it even, but as he was trying to work the leg just left his neck open. They've been very gracious though, explaining their shortcomings and how they got beat.Overall, it's clear that those who weren't doing grappling need to learn how to, or how to at least defend against takedowns and fight in a clench.
>>145719462>>145719467
>>145718629After the Yair fight, people thought Islam turned Volk into a brazza
HE'S ONE OF OUR OWNHE'S ONE OF OUR OOOOOOOOWNAIEMANN ZAHABIIIIIIIIIIIIHE'S ONE OF OUR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN
Hey pussy are you still there
>>145719521You ok b?
>>145719401>Jon will never beat stipeWhat moron was saying this? Everyone knew the old man would lose. Can't believe it took the "goat" 3 and 3/4 rounds to stop slow Stipe.
>>145719547I'm what I eat b
>>145719565What video was this on
You just know Chandler is sick to his stomach and crying himself to sleep right now. That's twice now he's had Charles dead to rights, but still lost. Same with Dustin too. Gaethje is the only guy he's fought in the UFC that he wasn't close to finishing
>>145719565Heemsprach in any setting other than heem.org seems so stupid.
IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/qJziBIN_3Pw
>>145719582not telling :)
>>145719574this is better than what he actually said
>>145719620i only rate the sleem fairy’s opinion
>>145719617That's the official heem youtube account they can do it
>>145719648she should have sex with me I think it would be good
prime chyna sleems everyone in the ufc in any era except maybe couture
not even trolling, but how the fuck are the "keep politics out of sports" making the youtube thumbnail face when they see this?
>>145719706what?
>>145719706>the youtube thumbnail face????
>>145719706Moloch acolytes.
>>145719706one bullet could save the world that bullet? Valentina "bullet" Shevchenko, UFC champion
>>145719706The establishment finna get cooked SOON b
>>145719648i want to have vicious anal sex with her and finish on her face. guru said she only charges 350 per hour which i think is a fair rate for a woman of her caliber
>>145719729
Why does no one else become a whoopsie doo fighter and dominate the sport it seems like an elite base
>>145719620>flooded by mma videos by the algorythm >alright fuck, let's give a shot to these jewtubers, let's see if it is as bad as they say it is>I get a bruv from ingerland that wants to see Chandler against RDA at ww nextit's dreadful that this isn't the most retarded place to "discuss" mma
>>145719332Humiliation ritual.
>this thing had "upset" written all over it too
jdm should be cut
>and as long as he has that photo of me, he's the pound for pound best in the world
heeminder fight fairy is touring thailand with her cryptofag boyfriend using the money she grifted from her simps
why does jones shave his head before fights? is this some ancient bantu warrior ritual?
jim miller? he could beat khabib but yous arent ready for that conversation
>>145719944>he's pound for pounding my bussy right now
Cruz was right about Keith Peterson btw its just that he voiced his concerns in an insufferable reddit way so people made fun of himAlcohol and cigarettes was watching Chandler sleem the back of Charles’s head several times and didnt do anything, also let him grab the cage over and overAbsolute bum of a ref worse than Frauddard
>>145719963he saw alex do it before the roundtree fight
>>145719992bald jon is deep lore, cazzie.
Daniel "Dominick Cruz" Cormier
>>145720016>seething over an obvious shitpost
>>145719963He started becoming bald for fights for the second Daniel fight when he embraced being the heel and focused on trying to make people seethe
>>145719617there's a whole insta account with almost 20k followers
>>145719963Shaved heads look better on camera; it's why all the porn guys are bald
>>145719982weird that he didn't tweet about it, he probably got a warning some time ago though
AAAHHHHH FUCK MYAH RIBS
Jon and Poatan are the same age, Poatan was raised in the jungle and has hundreds of kick boxing fights. Why does Poatan feel like the fresher fighter?
>>145719467He sounds retarded most of the time with his constant "huh" and "pô", but when he's talking about something seriously and at lenght he sounds normal.
>>145720054>posting one of my old brazzameng shitposts outside /hemm/Literally who the fuck on this planet could ever hope to conceptualise the layers the brief brazzameng posting movement, there’s too many layers of heem retardation to itkeep it in here i say our vernacular is far too mutated for people to get it properly
what does chama mean? Some brazilian help me out.
>>145720132It means “yoooooooo thats fire fr fr lezgoooooooo”
>>145720106Kickboxing is far less taxing on the body and he hasn’t actually had very many kickboxing fights
>>145720106Jones aged himself with comical amounts of roids and drugs
>>145720150mma is only more taxing if you're getting grapplefucked. that doesn't happen to jon.
>>145720132it's how we say shaman, jiri was right
>>145707783It's crazy how good Jones is, and it's crazier how people actually think Aspinall has a chance. Jones will take him down at will and smash his face in.
>>145720179jon has to train grappling you goofy
>>145720179Grapplefucking is taxing regardless of whether you are perpetrating it or having it done to you see Usman and DC walking around like old grandfathers
>>145720106He also worked in manual labour for years before an athlete while Jon went straight to college and then became a pro athlete. It's probably the roids, Jon looks older than Cormier who's also fat on top of being old.
>>145720132The usual meaning is "fire". But in the streets it means a casual sexual rendezvous with another man. You won't find this anywhere on the internet but it's true
>>145720201>Jones will take him down at will and smash his face in.Jones himself doesn’t even believe that.
prates
alex shouting FIRE like a broccoli headed zoomer is fucking reddit and cringe hes 37 he should grow up
aspinall can smash you fast with the one two up close, jones can range abuse and land brutal body shots. banger match up.
you bongs are retarded. Jones only has one fight left. If he beats Todd, and T goes on to have a mediocre career, it will mean nothing. If Jon beats Poatan, that win immediately means something.
>>145720316yea, he should start posting on indonesian image boards like A REAL MAN
>>145720330Jon has as many fights left as he wants, especially if he beats Tom, shame he’s too afraid to try though, I’m sure he’ll enjoy retirement
YOOOOOOOO THATS FUCKING FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LESGOOOOOOOOOOO — 37 year old father of 2
why didn’t chandler flip forward
>I WANT OLIVERA, WILL FIGHT HIM AFTER RAMADAN! >...>OK BRAZZA I READY JANUARY FOR REAL ARMENIAN GANGSTER TSARUKYAN!
>>145720296I think they were gonna offer him the Buckley fight after Ian Garry got matched with Shavkat. Dana said they had "something big" for him "right now" but had to call if off because he has a broken foot.
Jon is 37, dawg. His pro athlete brothers were washed at like 30. He knows he's in extra time and just collecting checks. He has a fooking dad bod now, and you people are acting like his legacy is on the line.
>>145720416Shouldn’t have come back then
>>145720416>jones>legacyfershur b beating up washed pride middleweights is beastly dimes
We all agree that Buck would have heemed Cuck right?
>Shouldn’t have come back then
>>145720466yes and he’s heeming canby as well
>>145720440he's making 10 million a fight. He's sitll winning.
>>145720404Do you think Arman has a chance? Charles threatened him with submissions at least 3 times in that fight, so i think Islam will tap him out easily if the fight goes to the ground.
>>145720504Charles is a better submission grappler than jizzlam
He'll be gone tomorrow
>>145720501he was, now he’s not making anything unless he fights tom
>>145715574I hate the fact we do have prime fembois over here but they are all brown, I just want to fuck a pink asshole
>>145720504All we can know for sure is who ever Islam agrees to fight will be the most favorable matchup for him with the least risk. Olivera was a featherweight so he has that going for him.
Do the other generals have this many disgusting faggots?
former featherweight Arman Tsarukyan
>>145720547Daner is just lying as usual kek he is 100% booking Jon vs Pereira Poatan is the face of the UFC currently and is more of a drawl than Tom Reddit. Daner will book it because it will make him more money simple as.
>>145715574Sauce?
>>145720561Arman was also a featherweight and was recently entertaining the idea of moving back down, probably will if he loses to pisslam
>>145720590more, actually
what has darren till been up to the last few years?
Jones is laughing at you fools with his new avatarhttps://www.instagram.com/jonnybones
>>145720611Arman is built like Machoke while not being particularly short, how tf can he make 145?
>>145707773If Sam had better cardio he would unironically beat tyson furry>inb4 its boxingHe did a lot of MMA training before eceleb matches were a thing
How stupid does k*ke wipeassjew feel for banning the goat from his poser gym?
>>145720054This nigga stopped posting like 2 years ago, he was about to kill himself iirc
>>145720630*seething
>>145720638He has one fight at 145, but he was much younger then, definitely couldn't make it nowadays
>>145720599Mate Dana hates the fight and openly says he knows pereira will get smashed inside a round, why the fuck would he feed the current face of the UFC to a guy on his way out for a one time pay day? He can make more keeping pereira around and having him headline multiple cardsPereira vs jones is not a compelling fight because there’s no belief from the fanbase that Alex can win
>>145720638Him an Pissiev look small compared to some of their peers like Charles, Cuckler, Pisslam and Dustin.
>>145720679RDA>no brazzaDrew Dober>yes brazzaRDA>no brazzaDan Hooker?>yes brazzaRDAno brazzaKing Green>yes brazzaBeneil Dariush>no brazza
Aspinall will be stripped of his interim title when jon jones beats stipe. You will see.
>>145720717Textbook ducking. This is as ducking as ducking. This-this- I mean this IS ducking.
>>145720748still waiting
>>145720717RDA ducked twice to Islam's one2-1 total brazza victory
>>145720748Man fuck I actually meant to walk this one back Friday night and totally forgot. Thats on me, so I'll roll with it maybe something will change with the negotiations and they do strip Tom but really why would they when a bogus "champ vs champ*" poster sells a dozen more ppvs.
I wonder if Daner and Hunter told Aspinall he can do TUF
>>145719521CANADIANS DONT SING GAY SONGS FOR OUR FIGHTERS THAT BRITKEK BEHAVIOR
I wear hecking glasses morty I'm a fighting nerd!
>>145720800"He who ducks last ducks best"-Fazza, (dead)
>>145720630okay now that’s based
>>145720845>CANADIANS DONT SING GAY SONGS FOR OUR FIGHTERSbecause you don't have any
>>145720630Textbook based. This is as based as based. This-this- I mean, this IS based.
>>145720879We have the welterweight goat and the future welterweight goat Aspinall is polish
>>145720907PROPER MIKE MALOTTMIKE MALOTTPROPER MIKE MALOOOOOTTTTTNANANANAANANANNAAAAAAAAA
>>145720882Dont know why people think this would be at all competitive Conor was the midge exterminator Topuria would be Aldo’d upon entry by that chimpanzee reach
L E V E L S
>>145720937Actually Mike Malott, the greatest fighter fighting out of Canada and their best hope to enter the top 10 ranking, is American. Born in Ohio.
>>145720937*to the tune of rock lobster by the b-52s*
holy fuck charles 6.0 is a different beast
>>145720903It's what he should have done when the comedy club stuff came out. "That's right I AM GAY! I AM A FAGGOT AND I LOVE GETTING CREAMPIED BY HOMELESS MEN"Now THAT would be based of Jon. Haters would be seething like you wouldn't believe.
>>145720995Mike Malott is Canadian born and bredAiemann Zahabi (#13 ranked ufc bantamweight) is Canada’s best hope of a top ten male fighter
Chandler won Olivera lost
>>145720943was
>Canada
>>145721062The physical Chandler won, the mental Chandler lost (as usual)
>>145721056nah Ohio Mike was born in Ohio, the American state of Ohio.
Chareddit refused the submissions
Godler won the story
Obawlms a prawlblem prawlspecter
>>145721056Okay...but that's not true so I dunno why you bothered posting at all?
>>145721030Honestly this is worrisome, he has been having issues for the last couple of years and being injured isn't promising for the future.
RD1: 10-9 ChandlerRD2: 10-9 OliveiraRD3: 10-9 OliveiraRD4: 10-9 OliveiraRD5: 10-8 Chandlerdraw
>GODnada
>>145721105colbitch lost
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>>145721172My arch nemesis, we meet again Mr. Tibbles.
>>145721079
Gobnabuu
>>145721172thats a nice pussy
>>145721216
>>145721030So that's where the rumors came from
>>145720717RDA and Dariush pulled out
>>145721030this dude held his face and almost quit, once a shartles always a shartles Im surprised Islam isnt looking to finish this quitting homo off for good
>>145721346And the other 22 pullouts on Islam's record? All somebody else's fault, I presumem
would the result have been overturned had chandler finished charles with those hits to the back of the head
jones is a bum he lost to thiago santos
>>145721086>RealThis is terrible news for Canada. He's shown flashes of being good, but moving to Canada and absorbing their "culture" has cucked him out of any heart or resolve. I always wondered why he's a tad bit LESS trash than ALL the other Canadian bums, come to find out he was born in the USA. wtf
>>145721494nothing ever gets overturned but that shit was so egregious it might have
>>145721030>Knee injury at 35It's over
Chama!!!
Heeem
>>145721516
>>145721547
>>145721572Going back to back from Locktober into No Nut November must be difficult for Gane Scholars. I dunno how those guys do what they do.
Dookie Dan December
GDS
Petr Yanuary
>>145721769
>>145721742me when i see a heem
>>145721901This is me.
>>145721834that's Edgar Martinez the greatest DH in Seattle Mariners history
>>145721947I dont really give a fuck.
>>145721989Fuck you
I'll make it, gimme a sec
>>145721518he lost to neil magny because of the american influence bud capitulating to blacks is a USA thing especially an Ohio thing
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>>145722093>page 4Jake Paul killed the sport of boxing
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Jesus christ I was a couple seconds late and 300 second countdown reset, fuck this shithole and the faggot mods
>>145716896Chandler carried that fight
