>>145719019
>the humiliator of Luxembourg
>the eradicator of Andorra
>the strangler of San Marino

>The Raider of Gibraltar
>The Sacker of Moldova
>The Buccaneer of Malta

>>145719337
scored the winner against and finished above austria

>>145719380
That's your benchmark!?

>>145719300
>>145719337
so many newfags on /sp/ now i thought this board was dying

>>145719019
>The Killer of Kazachstan
>The Annihilator of Armenia
>The Crusher of Cyprus

Messi is the best player in history and his talent showed even more because against shit teams he would score a million goals on his own. He's the only player who is both one of the greatest atacking midfielders and the greatest attacking forward.

imagine Messi at 34 was able to score 5 goals against Estonia.

Estonia by all accounts is worse than Eibar

just IMAGINE messi for 20 years against estonia, gibraltar, moldova, andorra, luxembourg, malta, and all those shit countries.

it would be like Cristiano's goal tally + 50 more goals because he could just drive it from midfield and absolutely abuse those pathetic players all on his own.

Messi not being european is the only reason he does not have an extra 200 goals (minimum) in his total goal count.

>the killer of Latvia
>the fryer of Kosovo
>the lacerator Faroe Islands
How'd I do, guys?

>>145719970
>just IMAGINE messi for 20 years against estonia, gibraltar, moldova, andorra, luxembourg, malta, and all those shit countries.

As if south America doesn't have underdeveloped football countries too...

Goat

>>145720121
At least shitters like Bolivia have fully professional players, the Euro minnows have part time window cleaners playing for them

>>145720072
>1 line away
very good anon, B+

>>145720482
>the Euro minnows have part time window cleaners playing for them
b-but we're the first world right?

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>>145719019
The new Penaldo minus the (P)