not a fan of autosaging tbqh
yfo thoughever

>>145723217
...we aren't autosaged already, are we anon?

West Indies have more cricket world cups than england hahaha

>>145723310
nvm not yet it seems

india beat us 3-1 (one washed out game)

They call me the arsefucker

>>145724735
no but Steven May

>>145723122
YFOO (Yank Flags Out Out)

CFO

fuck cricket

LFO

>>145724735
thanks mate but we already have a number of homosexual-presenting mickposters

>>145727043
Fucking arses isn't homosexual mate

this seems like a terrible thread to me

>>145723122
Love cricket

>>145727096
you should probably specify if you don't mean mens asses then because whenever i hear about assfucking i immediately think of men's tight arses getting fucked
just wouldn't want you to get grouped into that

One should give up anger, renounce pride, and over-come all fetters. Suffering never befalls him who clings not to mind and body and is detached.

One who checks rising anger as a charioteer checks a rolling chariot, him I call a true charioteer; others only hold the reins.

Good Morning bros

>>145727333
But I'm not excluding men. Fucking a man's arse isnt homosexual. Getting fucked up the arse on the other hand...

to be fair, fucking a womans ass is equally (if not more) gay than fucking a mans ass
you're literally avoiding pussy which is right there
very homosexual behaviour

to be honest, being good at sex as a man is pretty fucking gay

that must make you the straightest man alive iykwim haha iykwim

Tongue punching a woman’s clean fartbox is amazing

Does anyone want to talk about india and by that i mean the indian national cricket team?

This is the arse fucking general mate

Ma bairagi mare pachi, roidine koi chhaina

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>>145727043
>presenting

>>145727692
interested in who you are
>are you white?
>if so, why are you in nepal?
>thoughts on the upcoming aus vs india series?

>>145728810
never heard that song in my life
>>145729062
Nepali by birth
been here all my life
Australia will win against IPL XI

>>145729221
nepal's not a fan of india right?
i dated a nepalese girl for a lil bit and she always said they didn't like them because people get nepalese people confused for indians

>>145727935
Fucking a mans ass is extremely gay, its the gayest thing a man can do

pea & ham soup on the stove, finna be farting a storm for the next three days

i love farting

anyone watching this dead rubber T20?

yeah mate! would never miss a T20!

>>145729426
cheers m8
didnt know it was on lmao

27 days until BBL

not sure i like how everyone has an untucked shirt these days

So why did Alan Jones molest those young men in the past?
Seemed like a 100% heterosexual male

Looks like the Babar Azam show is on tonight lads
Gonna be a good watch

How the fuck is Mc-Gurk still playing at the international level?
hope he completely fucked his elbow there and never plays again

>>145729305
she must've been meh-looking to have been mistaken for an Indian haha. I dislike them because I was robbed on a bus during a religious pilgrimage in India.

hello fellow indians CRIGGY is on lets go Australia!!

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GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

>>145729467
if i was dating her you can be certain she was at least an 8, but yes i can imagine its dependent on the person

>>145729332
Getting fucked in the ass and sucking cock are gayer.

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lgm

Australia are NOT winning this match
Babar Azam has come and is making his statement

>>145729510
no, you're wrong

honestly think the problem with our whiteball teams is there's too many tall guys. god nerfed all tall people by making them hopeless in the field and slow runners
need some short kings to bring the fire banter and fielding

how good will punjab be when they throw off thier indian shackles

australia needs to be more racist tbqh

>>145729606
yeah like i said, need more short kings

>>145729606
trying my best in a bad situation m8

>>145729697
applied for tafe yet mate

I tried to make like 5 different posts

>SMACKY DEAD
WTF noooooooo
time to watch mc-ack get out then do something else

BREAK THE CUNTS TOE

What dirt does Mc-Gurk have on the selectors or is he their boy-toy?

Young chick at work has a bunch of blokes hanging around her and whatnot obviously trying to get some
Bet ya she is loving the attention

>girls love attention
wow what next pearls of wisdom do you have champ, cricket bats are made of wood

What dirt does Short have on the selectors or is he their bull?

>players in the local t20 league copping bans for using cocaine recreationally
World gone mad

>FRASER MC-SHIT

without maxwell we are going to lose this

>junior doing a paki accent in the box

based just needs the head bobble

>>145729759
>cricket bats are made of wood
t. never player kwik cricket

howie cant stop saying "high in the night sky"

WOLLOP

remember when some Aus commentator once called him Tim Gayvid?
haha

Based stoin

>t20
>cricket
pick one

>no ball ends the game
grim

T20 killed the cricket star

business idea: a game of test cricket between the poms and the convicts

>>145730621
I believe it already exists and is called "The Asses"

>>145730685
the assets that attract us

walking to bouldering in an hour

>>145730858
keep us up to date

thinkgen of cauwfee

any diagnosis turkbro

>>145731209
schizophrenia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiAtFkME7dA
new episode
>>145731209
I'll see tomorrow what they say
>>145731758
so true

If zachy lived in the jurassic era he'd be a stegasorearse

/cR.I.P.c/

>not "megasoreass"
.... come on mate
one job.

Trannysoreass

Met quite a lot of Israeli fellas in SEA. You'd have thought they'd be required for fighting etc, but I guess they have remote-operated drones to do that for them. Maybe they were working from the hostel and using their phone to direct a few remote-controlled missiles towards Palestinian children

Yeah alri nazi b

>>145734517
bit racialist

never been to britain but i imagine i'd meet some troublesome characters if i did

yeah not many people are fans of peewees here tbf so best stay away
aus people are decently liked, maybe not as much as the mainstream view suggests - as a lot of middle-class types find them quite loutish, but would much rather meet a pozzie than a peewee as the old phrase (just made it up) goes

>>145735712
>troublesome
troubled*

not entirely convinced british people actually exist

>>145735712
the english have an air of false confidence and bravado that they put on
it's quite comical when you call them out on boasting about their abilities and ask them to demonstrate it
suddenly they aren't so great at cricket

>>145735813
the only people who call themselves british or the u.k. britain are english people

Find it repulsive when people say they're from 'the UK' who the fuck says they're from an acronym

*does a spine tingling hikoi*

>>145735921
yanks

what does UK even stand for?

>>145736140
Usman Khawaja

>>145736140
UwillsurrenderthatKnife

>>145736140
United Kingdom

>>145736637
bit in this

>>145736140
ultimate kingdom

>>145736140
UjustKnow

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Corr imagine that mass marching at you

>>145739501
did they even have banners before they were colonised

>>145739501
shall be interesting seeing how the media covers this compared to the covid protests

>>145739501
>>145739546
>ynr how the lockdown protests were super spreader events but the BLM riots which were far more reported on and far less objectively somehow weren't super spreaders despite happening at the exact same time

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hello friends and kiwis
getting excited for test criggy!

>>145736710
serious answers only please

who's "Maori Bill" and what did he do to make people so upset?

related to bubble-o?

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is maori bill related to bill stickers

>On the comeback from a groin injury, Williamson was given out lbw for 60 at the hands of seamer Jordan Sussex on the opening day of Northern’s match against the Auckland Aces at Seddon Park in Hamilton on Tuesday

>>145741297
this cunt dinkum or what?

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>>145741169

>>145736140
Ugly kuckolds

>>145736140
unbearable kockheads

>>145736140
U Kraine

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>>145736140
(cmon) U Know (LG xx)

>>145741891
love LGs me
so easy to bang at festivals

>>145741905
dont know what this means

>>145741410
>Sussex
But enough about zachys Friday night

>>145741914
>LG
>Similiar to 'LB', LG stands for 'Little Girl' and has in recent years been adopted by young Asian-Australians. LG's are generally identified by perfectly manicured hands, 'on-fleek' makeup, Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Michael Kors bags, Long Island Ice Teas at the Sanctuary Hotel, Korean BBQ, and shorts and white Nike sports bra's at your local Melbourne/Sydney Trance or Hardstyle event.
>Kim is my favourite LG
>Yes omg she was munting so hard at Transmission though
>by Western Suburbs Citizen November 7, 2017

>>145741948
you mean asian BBGs? dunno about this LG business bro...kinda sus

145741963
>t. never went to university past 2010
they literally call themselves LGs how fucking ESL are (You) that you can't read that

i just call them 'asian girls'

>>145741997
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>>145741997
>he went to uni

there's a difference between LGs and asian girls

real rock spider hours

>a female child, from birth to full growth.
>a young, immature woman, especially formerly, an unmarried one.
>a daughter:
>My wife and I have two girls.
>Informal: Sometimes Offensive. a grown woman, especially when referred to familiarly:
>She's having the girls over for bridge next week.
>a girlfriend; sweetheart.
>Older Use: Usually Offensive. a female servant, as a maid.
>Older Use: Usually Offensive. a female employee, especially an office assistant.
>a female who is from or native to a given place:
>She's a Missouri girl.
>girls, (used with a singular or plural verb)
>a range of sizes from 7 to 14, for garments made for girls.
>a garment in this size range.
>the department or section of a store where these garments are sold.
>girls, Slang. one's breasts (usually preceded by the, my, etc., and primarily used self-referentially by women).
if most of the definitions talk about women you're the rockspider cunt

david seymour dropping big truthies that maori are completely unable to deal with

>>145742206
3LOLP

>>145742229
can i get a qrd? (really quick)

sorry i can only give you a quick run down really slow

>>145742284
*runs down*
okay now what

>get absolutely BTFOed with tons of evidence
>3LOLP
?

>>145742301
rules of /cic/ mate. simply wont be reading all that

>gets BTFOed
>points to the rules
Crisp nerd
Bullied at school were you mate?
Rules won't save you here.

still dont understand how ive been btfo'd as i havent read the post. think ur making it all up in ur head

>uhhh i won even tho i cheated i still won
wouldnt happen to be an indian would you mate?

there's clearly no written rule
reckon you're the cheating jeet

>he doesnt have the /cric/ rules handbook on his bedside table for nightly reading
cazzie detected

>he knows the rules off the top of his head
autist detected

rule 1: *farts*

ur not a cric member unless u drive a ford falcon thats rule #1

wait do people in /cric/ really not know all of the rules off the top of their head?
you don't need to be able to name what fucking paragraph each rule is but everyone here knows all eleven modes of dismissal right? RIGHT?

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Does anyone wanna talk about vacuum balloons?

nah but ill talk about vacuum secondaries on holley carburetor fitted ford falcons if youd like?

anyone been involved in civil war before?
just wondering what the rules are. do I have to pick a side or can I just sit out because I don't care?

>>145742284
He basically said everyone should be treated the same by the government regardless of race. But the maoris are saying they have to keep commiting crime, murdering their own babies, and being unemployed while receiving more gibme dats than everyone else combined because other races are heckin privileged

>>145742714
based. (david seymour that is)

>>145742714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9r_lUOAuxg

ironically the main reason it's going to fail is because of david seymour (he's one of the most unintelligent people in the country, may in fact literally be mentally retarded)

>>145742714
>maoris are abos
bit racist mate
do better

watching the black caps... which side of the political spectrum in NZ does that support?

cricket requires a certain level of intellect to be able to play at a professional level, so I imagine the overwhelming majority of the black caps will be on the side who realises both sides of this particular argument are in the wrong
the all blacks on the other hand, half of them are probably in the middle of the hikoi right now, the other half are at home jerking off to david seymour fan fiction

remember when a vast majority of australians btfo'd abos by voting no
kek
that was funny

What were they voting on

ballots probably

>>145742985
whether we would willingly give the abos more rights than they deserve thanks to dvir abramovich (don't check his early life because that's antisemitic) or whether the government would have to pass racist bills through both houses

>>145742985
should one race get a stronger say over the others, in our constitution, i voted no because i dont believe in racism, and also because i hate abos

why is NZ losing to SARRR Lanka? did NZ add a bunch of indians and pakibros to their team?
inb4 much t20 isn't cricket durrrrr

>>145743151
indians matchfixed
only rational explanation

https://vocaroo.com/1bwPL9xdLOta

>>145743181
KEK you're alright for an indian

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bros 2 more sleeps till the first test match of the summer and hopefully Isa sweet sweet voice in our ears

Woken up to a LOT of snow here in Worcestershire
Will go out sledging at lunch, I reckon
Never let the child within you die
(Unless you're a Maori who has been chomping on a little Moriori fella iykwim haha, probably better to ensure death in that case because it would be really unpleasant to be digested while still conscious)

based sauce

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Would like to see this aesthetic make a comeback
Bet this guy would be a fearsome 2nd XI pie chucker with a bit of training

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so true

depending on your resolution 3 lines can be different
you should specify champ
640x480 30 lines
1024x768 15 lines
1400x900 7 lines
1920x1080 3 lines
2560x1080 1.9 lines
3840x2160 1.3 lines
7680 × 4320 0.5 lines

the game is young for young young

>>145743216
Blatant land grab so that family-owned farms go insolvent and get bought up by corporate mega farms and by the state for building deanobox estates
Will change the face and character of rural Britain - and therefore Britain as a whole - forever
This country has been so completely and irrevocably FUCKED by the politicians of the last 3-4 decades and I'm not even joking
Sensible white men are giving up and moving to southeast Asia

>>145743218
new rule just for you lad
no lines or less

>>145743231
based rule for phone posters

>>145743216
christ you don't even need to check his early life

bard votes tory then seethes at them. many such cases

>>145743203
Still snowing in Shropshire

ok lets get this straight all the "parties" in Australia, Canada and Britain are just there to give you the illusion of choice, its just different degrees of getting fucked over
just like there is no difference between the cricket teams of India and Pakistan, NSW and Victoria, Britain and Afghanistan, Quran and Britain, Iran and Britain, you get the idea

>>145743235
I think the only time I voted Tories was in the post-Brexit election - wasn't too happy with it, but it was the only way to get Brexit over the line
At the last election I spoiled my ballot

>>145743243
You gonna go out and frolic merrily in it at lunchtime?

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>>145743246

>>145743246
yeah we know mate. happy 14th birthday

>>145743249
>but it was the only way to get Brexit over the line
yet they expect you to think modern democracy and the two party system actually does something

was talking to the british fella but thanks for the love fellas

SUPAH KA WAH EEE

>>145743258
You're not wrong as such, but at least Brexit meant that they can no longer rely on the "Soz lads EU doesn't bloody allow it" excuse to ignore democracy
Obviously this hasn't fixed things though and there's still a shitload of work to do, as evidenced by the Tories promising to reduce immigration to the tens of thousands, getting elected on that mandate, and then proceeding to flood the country with literally millions of Africans and Asians to replace the Polacks we'd finally got rid of (cheeky bloody sods)
The only benefit of that policy is a potential improvement in the quality of >our spin bowling prospects in 2033 or so

Will Young?

>>145743229
yeah pretty fucked up really
sad that many an impressionable young person who lives an unaffordable lifestyle will think its a good idea

>>145743280
Laptop-thumbing townies think that farmers are ultra-rich tarqs, when in reality they work harder in a week than I do in a year and often end up earning less

>tim Robinson
Literally who? Are they just letting anyone in the team now. Maybe I'll have a go in the black caps next week

>>145743284
based Maori Bill

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>Posted on Mon Oct 28, 2024
>as well as talent from the Fox Cricket commentary team including Isa Guha, Ravi Shastri, Mark Waugh and Michael Vaughan
>Isa Guha

>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oGM8uUNpe1s
ausbros any explanation for this?

>>145743274
not sure how flooding your cunt with Africans and Asians would get them to play cricket better than anglos champ

>>145743288
at least we are trying

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>>145743288
why not

>>145743229
it's not the politicians it's the big noses you fucking blind retard

>>145743287
>Isa Guha
>talent

>>145743290
If the science of genetics has taught us anything it's that Asian people are naturally better spinsmen than whites
I'm no geneticist myself, but I'd wager it's down to the genes which determine shoulder and elbow rotation capacity
Flooding the country with Africans won't help at all towards that end, but it could help to produce some talented fastbowlsmen and slogsmen if the talent pathways are set up correctly

>>145743307
fuck off britjeet

>>145743306
bat seems a lil heavy for her

>>145743308
Try to think of a single talented white spinsman in cricketing history and you'll find that it's literally impossible

>>145743311
she's a big girl

there have been good aussie spin bowlers, butter than your jeetshit, but ceebs looking them up britjeet

>>145743320
Stuart MacGill is the only name that comes to mind. He'd maybe make a top 20 overall spinsmen list, if we're being generous

back to toil you little slacker bard

>>145743327
Yeah I really should move from personal laptop to toil laptop but I cba
Had 6 (six) hours of meetings yesterday and they were all really fucking boring so I think it's only right that the taxpayer rewards me with a bit of downtime today

shane warne was canonically aboriginal

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>>145743338
so true

>>145743249
>You gonna go out and frolic merrily in it at lunchtime?
gonna be sludge by then

mental to think most australians have literally never seen snow
and here we have it just outside our window

New Zealand can't be thinking 120 is going to be enough surely

we have fast bowlers
business idea: call spin bowlers slow bowlers

Mental to think most British people have never seen a nice beach

lifes a beach iykwim haha

mental to think most Britishers are too retarded to understand the concept of abos burning down half the country

beached as bro

>implying i go the beach
beaches are shit

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>you wot m8, you've never experienced a proper english rose beach innit

>>145743401
HE SAID THE FUCKING LINE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTS FUCKKKINNNNNG GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I only eat plankton bru

crazy how one innocent comment about snow has set the aussies off so much

crazy how you should FOWF

>>145743435
already here mate
cant get rid of me now

reckon it's easy to deport you retard

Just had to close my window - bit nippy out there with the snow and all

>>145743455
not sure australia deports white high value men tbqhwyl

you're not high value if you would post that tripe faggot

>>145743465
Could turn the portable ac temp up?

>>145743478
well you might have me there fella, but i'm still not leaving

it might shock you but we have snow here champs I break my leg every year skiing

mad all the /pol/ blowies going into bat (cricket analogy there if it went over your head, I know you fellas don't watch much of it) for the farmers. the biggest bunch of cunts living off the government teat that ever existed.
>waahhhhhh it's raining pls more gibs!!!!
>wahhhhhhh it's a drought pls more gibs!!!!
>wahhhhhhh it's perfect weather for growing my crop and now it's rotting in the field because I'm a greedy kike pls more gibs!!!!
>wahhhhhhh I sold a field to the gas frackers and now my water table is poisoned pls more gibs!!!!
>wahhhhhhh I decided to grow unsustainable crops pls more gibs!!!!!
>wahhhhhhh I'm not allowed to put my sheep on floating death islands to cash in on halal subhumans pls more gibs!!!!

I'm in 640x480 so 17 lines or less please

>Mind precedes all mental states. Mind is their chief; they are all mind-wrought. If with an impure mind a person speaks or acts suffering follows him like the wheel that follows the foot of the ox.

>Mind precedes all mental states. Mind is their chief; they are all mind-wrought. If with a pure mind a person speaks or acts happiness follows him like his never-departing shadow.

reminder sirs, it is World Toilet Day.

>>145743540
>mad all the /pol/ blowies going into bat for the farmers.
reckon you should get your ESL retardation checked out commiepoof if you want to talk shit

refresh this page for some magic fellas ;))

>>145743601
explain, because by my reckoning you just put your foot in it

50 bucks and a $14.95 295ml plastic cup beer at the cricket that both those cunts are the same cunt

>>145743613
the ndis doesn't pay me enough to spoonfeed retards like you faggot

>>145743629
always happy to do a mea culpa lad, often do as I am habitually drunk. point out the mistake and I'll admit fault.

reckon i might just garn sleep

told bard to get back to work and he did
feels good having literal servants kek

I have work on my secondary monitor and /cric/ on my main

Not bard though

What the FUCK have they done to the McRib? Literally inedible slop. I remember quite liking them a decade ago. Or maybe they were always shit and I'm just getting older.

:-/

based good laptop users
certain phoneposting mong could never

FUCK'S SAKE my employee called me unprompted AGAIN and then insisted on droning on about boring shit for an HOUR and made me completely forget that I'd just put a fresh moka pot on the boil for another hit of 'fee

However the ultra-roasted taste profile of the espresso-sized 'fee I ended up with was actually very interesting, so I had the last laugh

Going out sledging now if that's ok with everybody
Hopefully I have a fun time but you'll be the first to know if I don't

>>145743668
My respect for the taxpayer who funds my humble and meagre salary literally could not be any higher

>>145743682
Do work not monitor the websites you visit? If not, I'm afraid you're not in a real job

>>145743763
They would have no way of knowing what I did outside the client

>>145743752
Bard keeps winning even when he loses

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0mzxe4dvw3o
>advertising to the nation how much of a fool you are
why do they do this

>>145744225
loooooooool what a bunch of mongs

Never done anything embarrassing in my life

All this snow outside and yet I am stuck behind this glass working, unable to touch it
Is this what australians feel like when they see snow on TV

must be grim over christmas when it's your summer and there's all the films with snow in them and you have no idea what it looks and feels like irl

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Me? Frolicked happily in the snow while enjoying my taxpayer-funded salary. Felt the cool icy air against my face, the soft powdery snow beneath my feet, the majestic beauty of the winter wonderland all around me. Simple as

It has already melted away like my dreams here
Like it was never there

>>145744863
I don't think ours will stay too long, but I'm hoping it'll still be there tomorrow morning at least. Might take a few hours off toil to enjoy a long stroll in it

>>145744902
I pray that it all melts by the morning so that you may have a long and productive day labouring for the taxpayer

no snow for me down south :(
might as well call me bruce at this point

>>145744959
Rude! Taxpayer is paying £140 (£85 return train tickets when it would cost £35 to drive, fucking ridiculous but Zachy has to get paid somehow I suppose) for me to attend an in-person workshop where I'll hopefully just zone out and say as little as possible

>>145745070
*Tomorrow
(Crucial information because without it it's a little unclear why I'm whittering on about that, apologies)

That's for an off-peak journey too, peak time would have been £140 for a return

Checked trains to Cheltenham recently and it's £22 for a return vs £6 to drive

Zachy and his ilk are bleeding the country die

how do I legally opt out of paying bard and zachy's wages?
they just play in the snow and go bouldering on my time. sick of it

>>145745166
I find that any train that is on a London line tends to be much more expensive

>>145745287
Formal request to the treasury to redirect to my NHS salary instead

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Yak Yak Yak Yak

just making sure i understand this "sport" correctly
we scored over a hundred runs
sri lanka scored ZERO runs
but we didn't win?

lost more wickets innit lad

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thoughts?

based pakibros

tired of (real) Australians being discriminated all over the world. Australia are no better btw, dropping /ourguy/ Boland

>>145750371
Just like the 2019 cwc?

>>145750771
i dont believe it

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hey fellas, get this....hope ya QUEEM...k..ready¿ here goes...
>Khomeini¿?? moar liek FULL STOP INNIT¿
ya¿ get it¿?? eyequeem AhahaaaaaaaAaaaHahha

>>145751645
innit queem queem haha innit

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>>145752042
x

schorchies

think i might watch Breaking Bad for the first time tonight
was understandably too cool for it when it first came out

>>145752836
it's not that good a lot of annoying normie characters getting in the way of the fun stuff

>>145752929
>THEY'RE NOT ROCKS THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE
fuck marie

>>145752836
recently watched the entire thing
its okay

>>145752836
its really very terrible

alright guess im not watching it then
any other suggestions

mad men

triumph of the will
the greatest story never told
europa the last battle
olympia
and ask yourself why they never subtitle his speeches when they show you them

>>145752836
It's GOATed my g. Enjoy

>>145753238
zero zero zero
gomorrah
dark
true detective
quarry
raised by wolves

>>145753238
blue murder

is criccy on the 4B¿

Got a few theories on the cricket. If you'd like to hear them

no but Steven May
go bother him

>>145753301
will this list put me on a list?

>>145753791
you're already on plenty of lists retard
did you learn nothing from snowden and assange

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This is what a world class climber looks like. How come zachy doesn't look like him?

zachy would need to triple his body mass to even slightly resemble that guy
no hate towards him though i'm sure he's working hard on it

>>145754166
because hes a layabout that only does hobbies so he has something to talk about

thailand v cambodia in halfa lads

what sport

cricket mate

reckon cambo have more warrior spirit but thailand are smarter

>>145754310
based /bet/chad
half the cunts there don't mention the sport they tip you to bet on

>cricket power rankings
1. Sri Lanka
2. The rest?

FOYF sri wanka
also
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

>Luqman Butt

>>145723122
>be me (because who else would you be)
>decide to browse /tv/ for once
>see some posts about s*rah g*don
>be reminded of /cric/frens
>now here
those were good times eh?

>>145754542
reckon i might be someone else champ

Reckon you should take your meds then

think we got auto'd again

many such cases

run out of beers lads might have to steal some of mumzas rumzas

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DByE7hDyzHt/

me? i just eat the avo

this retard really cut open an avocado just to put it in the fridge?

>>145750771
AKA giving him the imran

>>145746622
unironically, a bigger club than rcb

More snow overnight

janny HATES us

hit the dab like wiz khalifa

>>145753557
>queero queero queero
>gaymorrah
>shart
>poo directive
>query (your sexuality because you're a flaming homo)
>raised by poofs

>>145755498
nice mate very funny

>>145755397
I remember when I thought that was akin to I Like Fridays and was being memed for how bad it was, then two days later I heard it blasting from a fully sick subbed-out skyline.

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two more sleeps till the first test of the summer lads HOYYYPPPP HOYYYPPPP HOYYYPPPP HOYYYPPPP HOYYYPPPP HOYYYPPPP

>summer

my ubereats driver is literally called indiajeet

no proof

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>>145755583
nah brah its happening

wasnt talking to you

ohhh oops