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>>145719127still thinking about this btw. its like women secretly know you like them. I hope we can have a good conversation again soon.
Fuck PissStain Feet
>>145726389>pretendingdo you really think the diddy buttsex parties all happened because a bunch of millionaire athletes didn't want to fucked in the ass? most negroes are gay because almost none of them grow up with a male role model at home, so they all learn to behave like women instead
boomers getting assmad over what jared mccain does reminds me of the old boomer vietnam vet that rants to me everyday about how they replaced the dead Tim Hortons in out store with a Starbucks thats 100x better.
>>145726521this faggy looking twink with a wimpy heart would be a g-league player at best in the modern league
>>145726577gomez gotta chill bruh
>>145726577White dudes all do the same shit in college
>>145726577pvt ramirez why did you post this again
seeing a lot of pistol disrespect. note if you put him in todays nba with a decent cast he wins multipl titles. imagine Kyrie and Curry mixed into one player, that was him.
>>145726331>>145726643this one too lol
>>145726577t.
What do we think of Skip's top 10 all time>No. 1 (Michael Jordan). I got Magic at 2, I think I had Shaq at 3, Kareem at 4, Duncan at 5, Bill Russell, Kobe at 7, Larry at 8, LeBron is 9th, and Wilt is 10th.
Post kino pic
I think Michael Malone is pulling a you don't think Jokic is an MVP move right now
heat are such shit
>>145726708Skip never misses
>>145726708Take LeFraud off and put Steph.
>>145725776Will Jared Mccain win ROY, he's got no comp
>>145726741I think the team is just shit and Murray needs to go to jail for armed robbery
>>145726591You will never own a house kwab
>>145726708Kobr isn't better than LeDiddy and WIlt
the 2 best players on the mavs. they go as far as these 2 take them
I willed Westbrook to nuggets so this time I want a Poole-Murray trade
Ugh, I just picked the Thunder as my new favorite team and now I have to find a new one. I suppose I can dust off my old cavs jersey from when they had Lebron.
>>145726658No one cares
My generation? Chads like Kobe, AI, Metta World Peace (Ron Artest), and Ben Wallace. Your generation? Literal homos
i personally enjoy threads where people dont respond to each other. tends to eliminate the attention whores
my wuffs :)
Dwight had to hide being a fag in my day. Shit didn't rock back then. Nowadays tho...
>>145726559grown ass man...
>>145726559Women think men that give them attention like them. Your beta behavior is pathetic
>>145726841Imagine these fragile zoomers playing against these giganiggas with pre-LeBron rules.
Imagine your team being so fucking shit that taking some time off does more for your MVP case than averaging a trippie dubbie, unironically get that nigga some help
Everytime I come here it’s like it’s the same 2 or 3 tards just flinging the same shit over n over
This is what men look like. Yeah they got the goofy fros to be funny but they didn't have lost their dignity and self respect acting like a faggot
>>145726908These niggas would run a train on Elle Mai in front of Gaytum while he just sat their and watched, only guys like ANT and Jimmy could have hung around back then
Feeling like rewatching Intial D...
>>145726986>Skitz cuck fantasy out of nowhere
I wish someone like the Jazz or Wizards could just win a championship this year to root for the small franchises
>>145726929weapschizo and inceltic havent posted yet so who are talking about
Is julius randle the guy?
>>145726577Based and squidpilled
Tuesday is the real test
>>145727163He needed to push off of a bench player who’s prob 6 inches shorter than him just to get his shot off. Gonna go with no.
>>145727207Yeah after my Celties humble your shit team you can come back down to reality and kneel to the real Kings of the East
>They have SGA, we have PJ washingtonUnironically
>>145726905you just dont understand and thats what it is. all my life women have never liked me and it wasnt until I started lifting/running that they start talking to me but im still to shy to speak to most of them, she's different. she came to me.
im glad darkskins no longer rule the NBA cause they cant afford AAU.
Sorry Wolves fans but Randle hitting the game winner was actually the worst possible thing in the long run. It should’ve been Ant.
>>145727248So you were a fat beta cuck and now you're just a beta cuck. You have to be assertive if you want a woman. You have to take the initiative as the man otherwise they will never respect you. Just show interest without being creepy. If she reciprocates you've won.
>>145726766He's literally the goat
>>145727020NBA does not let shit like Leicester run happen, ever
>>145727291Leicester run would be like the Spurs winning it.
>>145727163reg season yeshe turns into dubious handles come playoffs
>>145727288>So you were a fat beta cuckive never been fat in my life. I was super skinny, when I was in high school I couldnt lift the bar in the weight room. >You have to be assertive if you want a woman. im not an assertive person. my father tried to make one when he lived with me but it didnt work.
Randle is cold blooded. That's crazy. Karl could never. I'm a believer.
>>145727331Would you ever give karl the ball with 2.6 left? Be for real
>>145727331mamba mentality
>>145727326Unfortunately men have to be assertive. Even if you have to fake it. It's just the role we take as men. Your father knew this and wanted to help it with you. Assertive can be fake confidence. Now that you are /fit/ it should be even easier. Exuding confidence exudes assertiveness. Instead of being happy a woman talked to you, be assertive and show interest back. Go to her work desk or whatever and have a conversation back. Show her "hey, I like you and I came to show interest". I can see your enthusiasm at the interest but now you have to channel that back to her.
>>1457273852.6 is crazy
>>145727277the reason why most modern black men are soft is because half of them lack fathers, the other half have soft white moms and only bitch niggas have kids with non black women so both the parents fucked up.
>>145727326>was super skinny, when I was in high school I couldnt lift the bar in the weight room.???
>>145727442He couldn't bench 45 lol. Probably looked like long neck that white kid with the weird body
>>145727385Yup. You get it. I'm starting to get it. Randle is so much beyond karl. I love karl. But we are in the future.
>>145727388thanks. I am getting better at it though, confidence in my looks has allowed me to>>145727442>>145727516in 10th grade I was 6'1 130 something. now im about 6'5 198. ive come a long way
>>145727640People and women especially recognize the effort it takes to work on your looks and time in the gym. Be confident king, you work hard so you deserve it.
>>145727723 Literally the most important thing is just being hot
>>145727723 If you're a sexually attractive and are genuinely nice to people you can probably rule the world
Bulgarias been MIA since I ran him out of this general a couple days ago.
N*gge*s need to bench Jamal Murray
>>145727985Who?
>>145728077>only 1 pts more than Westbrook who played fewer minutesbench is too good for him he needs to be traded
>>145727985get rid of the slav from slovakia/slovenia
>>145727985He's hiding in the locked discord. Him and weapskitz are playing fortnite duos right now actually.
>>145728107What could they even get at this point?
Lavs fans are getting uppity they need to be reminded who the east belongs to
cool to see the rockets offense starting to clickseems like the best version of the offense so far seems to involve a bit of a shaq-kobe style offense where we feed alpi then let jalen get points where there's openingsim also super happy that jalen found some efficiency this game, he looks so much better when he's not just chucking up threes and taking easy twos instead (on top of drawing fouls which he was way better at this game)also reed hit 4/5 3s and shot 85.7% TS which is pretty sick even if it was in garbage time
>>145728142I'm never leaving, bucko
>>145726559>so glad we had this conversation after so long. yeah we should do it again sometime. okay. well, gotta get back to work. cool, i'm late to my weekly cheek clapping appointment. okay, you know how to reach me. sure.
>>145727326Your dad shouldn't have been the top all the time
>>145727985Janny probably gave him a little vacation for racism
>>145727245No one who knows ball thought the Thunder were beating the Mavs.
>>145727985based
>>145728392That just means anon ratted him out to the tranny mods
>>145728469Bulgaria mass reports posts he doesnt like. the image of him at the concert is hash blocked.
>>145728469Even a quick glance in this thread while Big B is having one of his monthly meltdowns would provide enough reason for a janitor to give him a three-day.
How is it possible the nuggets have constructed such a horrible teamEven the mavs can win games without their fat slav but the nuggets are g-league tier without thr star
>>145728573They tried to construct mostly through draft. They only really added AG as one of their main guys, and AG is good.Their big misses are that MPJ is not a max player, and it's debatable whether current Murray should even be a starter on a contending team, let alone a max player.
>>145727245>PJ washingtonIYKYK
>>145728664?
>>145728695I think he's implying that PJ hates the Thunder because his baby momma he pays child support to is from Oklahoma
Lel the Nuggets without Jokic are literally the worst team in the league.
Raptiebros, I'm scared our Raptor is going to start winning once Scottie comes back. We're only losing in single digits even against contenders and 2/3 of the East are shit and have losing records.
>>145728573kept murray
Julius randle. Welcome to the wolves.
>>145726521Explain your obsession with Pistol Pete.
Carl scores a lot of points but could Carl do that
>>145727331>>145728856Seriously. Don’t start. You don’t want Ego Randle to emerge.
>>145727985Good
>>145726559She's fucking a nigerian immigrant as we speak you fool
>>145729240so that's what embiid has been doin
And people wonder why I don't follow this semen slurping league outside of post game stats and why I only stream the specific playoff series I want to watch.
>>145729580He should have known better. Zero self awareness
>>145726741He was doing that last season and in the pre season games. He is way past that point, scrambling to try out everything, throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Unfortunatly for him Saric is like 1/3 of Jokic if that. DJ is old and washed. Nnaji is like some random tall dude of the street. Cancar is rusty and way worse than before injury. Huff is playing for Grizzlies. And then theres the Murray+Westbrick dynamic duo. Making Reggie Jackson, Bruce Brown and KCP look real good.
>>145729580Oh wow about 1/10th of what he makes per game, big deal
>>145728664I still would
>>145729892Gay.>>145729933I don't care about the zoomer's finances. I care about not supporting a semen slurping league.
What would a trade package for Jokic look like?
>LEBRON#1 Jayson Tatum 5.72#2 Nikola Jokić 5.65#3 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 5.43#4 Franz Wagner 4.84#5 Luka Dončić 4.26>VORP#1 Nikola Jokić 1.6#2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 1.4#3 Giannis Antetokounmpo 1.2#4 Jayson Tatum 1.2#5 Kyrie Irving 1.1>WS/48#1 Nikola Jokić .319#2 Daniel Gafford .272#3 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander .263#4 Karl-Anthony Towns .256#5 Anthony Davis .253>BPM#1 Nikola Jokić 15.1#2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 9.8#3 Giannis Antetokounmpo 9.7#4 Stephen Curry 9.2#5 Alperen Şengün 8.4>GmSc#1 Nikola Jokić 31.7#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 27.3#3 Anthony Davis 27#4 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 23.8#5 Jayson Tatum 23.2>kWPA#1 Nikola Jokić .92#2 Domantas Sabonis .57#3 Giannis Antetokounmpo .54#4 LaMelo Ball .52#5 LeBron James .51>PER#1 Nikola Jokić 33.67#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 32.25#3 Anthony Davis 30.9#4 Karl-Anthony Towns 28.65#5 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 28.03>PIE#1 Nikola Jokić 21.4#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 21.3#3 Robert Williams III 20.8#4 Anthony Davis 20#5 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18.7>EFF#1 Nikola Jokić 44.2#2 Giannis Antetokounmpo 37.5#3 Anthony Davis 35.3#4 Karl-Anthony Towns 32.6#5 Domantas Sabonis 32>DRIP#1 Luka Dončić 5.5#2 Nikola Jokić 5.3#3 Joel Embiid 4.4#4 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 4.2#5 Victor Wembanyama 4.2>Global Rating#1 Anthony Davis 30.53#2 Nikola Jokić 30.04#3 Jayson Tatum 28.78#4 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 28.47#5 Giannis Antetokounmpo 26.48>eRaptor WAR/82#1 Nikola Jokić 19.7#2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 16.6#3 Jayson Tatum 16.5#4 Franz Wagner 13.2#5 Kyrie Irving 12.8>CPM#1 Nikola Jokić 8.2#2 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 6.8#3 Jayson Tatum 6.2#4 Victor Wembanyama 5.9#5 Giannis Antetokounmpo 5.9
rapties are the only bad team i like actually watching
>>145729892If he doesn't say it people might think he is a homo.
imagine Jokic on the hornets, LMAO the Nuggets are so fucking ass that even a franchise run by fucking Jordan could have stacked 5 rings with that kind of player.
>>145729959No, just self aware. I could want faggots to burn at the stake but I'm aware that If I say it out loud at my workplace with cameras pointed at me then I shouldn't be surprised my boss spergs out.>>145730170His awful tattoos and earrings indicate he could be mistaken for one
>>145730058>>DRIP>#1 Luka Dončić 5.5
>>145728227he zesty
Friendship ended with Tyrese Maxey.Zest Curry is my new best friend.
>>145730192Jokic? Tatum is the league MVP this year easily, if the hornets had him they would be unstoppable
>>145730354Tatum managed to not win rings with superteams, I know this is bait but Tabum is probably the worst star in the league and is replaceable by Jordan Poole
>>145730369>Tatum doesn’t win rings with shitty front offices and coaching>b-but WAIT, he was on a SUPER TEAM!!reddit tier take
Ok so who the fuck do >we trade for next season because some of these shitters have got to go
>>145730397there is no chance >we can get anyone this team is done done
>>145730397>trade>jamalLmao name one team would take that kind of player for 4 years 200mils.Send Jokic to a decent team for picks and pray he will come back in 3 or 4 years.
>>145730427Think the lakeshits/LeGM would be dumb enough to swap Reaves and Murray? That's the only possible trade involving him I can think off.
>>145730459no because jamal makes 3 times more money than him and lakers would need to package at least 2 more players for salary
>>145730578Shit I thought reaves was on a way higher salaryWell guess >we're just fucked then. Wonder if Jokic will consider abandoning ship if they get bad enough
>>145730397Trade Murray and the 2031 pick to the Clippers for Harden?
>The Nuggets owner really though it was a good idea to pay 50 million dollars per year to an injury prone player that has never been an all-starCan they take it back or is it over already? They signed it and it's guaranteed?
>>145730391gaytum shoots 28% from the field in the finals and you want to say it’s not his team that won the * for him? where’s his fmvp?
>>145730705no they literally cannot do anything anymore, the only remaining move is to bring lonnie walker from zalgiris, start him and bench murray for the season
>>145730616Something like this?
>>145730862There is no way they will bench a player with such a big contract unless he is injuredThey will keep playing him until he finds some kind of rhythmI just don't understand how this guy was so good in the 2023 playoffs. Was it just a fluke?Maybe he will get better as time goes on but damn this guy doesn't deserve 50 million dollars what the fuck were they thinking
>>145731009should trade bones hyland back to denver for the laughs
*beats your buzzers*heh, nothing personnel kid
>>145729240>eurocuck fanstasy
>>145728867hes my goat, most underrated play of all time and changed the game of basketball.
>>145731091based
>jokic: 29 ppg on 56/56/84 splits>kyrie: 25 ppg on 54/52/85 splitsHow can we get them together?
WE DID IIIIIT
Beating the Bulls for a 3-0 run beating the Bulls for a 3-0 run beating the Bulls...
>Nuggets start off the season 0-2 with Jokic>Nuggets start off their away run 0-2 without JokicAnd this is supposed to make him look better?
harden is better than kobe and wade
145731278try harder
BVLLIUS RANDLE IS HIM
>>145731219It's crazy how much better the Pistons got. Was it really just a coaching issue?
It's still early in the season, but the East has already shown its ass.Is there feasible way to fix this, or they're jut gonna ride it out (forever).
>>145731474Move GrizzGODS to the East when Vegas and Seattle teams join the West.
>>145730022Your best player, a young guy who looks promising, some picks and saying please
>>145731474GSW literally has the best record in the westHow is the western conference not a fraudulent one
>>145731540Curry is the GOAT
>>145731520Grizzlies get JokicNuggets get Ja, Edey, and two firstsWho says no?
>>145731604nuggets
>>145731608What if we throw in Jay Huff for the lolz?
this is the trade
>Jokic needs more help guys
>>145731658Who says no?
>76ers’ Joel Embiid (illness) is listed as doubtful for tonight’s game vs. Heat in Miami.
>>145730327it's a rule in the nba to be a good guard you gotta be zesty
>>145731668the denver nuggets fans and thats it
emsneed out lmao
>>145731681>war against working continues
I got to tell Jamal Murray I hate him to his face in the preseason qnd thats qll that really matters to me.
>>145731604You didn't say please. And not enough picks. Use the gobert trade as reference
jokic for bronny straight up
>>145731604Both teams do this trade
My picks for 11/18: we're having a great month so far. We finished last week 14-8. We're 33-17 in November. Up 14 units. It's money-making Monday. A new money-making week. Let's smash those bookies.>Pistons -4.5Pistons are still getting good value as the public doesn't realize they're a much better team than last year. Pistons are 9-5 ATS. They've covered in 4 of their last 5 games. Bulls have failed to cover in their last 2. I just don't like how Chicago has looked this year. >Rockets +3.5Rockets are another team that is much better than last year. They are 9-5 ATS and 10-4 straight up. Bucks are, again, one of the worst ATS teams in the league at 4-8-1. Bucks are a downright mess. Forever overrated and overvalued. I think Rockets win this outright. But I'll take the points.>Kings -4.5You all know what it is. Hawks are the absolute worst ATS team for two years running. There are very few games where I'm not going to just auto fade the Hawks. Sabonis is GTD, but I really don't think it should matter much.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>Bulls won the Giddey-Caruso trade
Someone remake the 76ers Sisyphus meme but with Young Zesty
>>145731976Ridiculing the victims of the process, is like laughing at a dying beaten animal.
>>145731658You can add another 20 firsts and nuggets still lose
Jokic could make bronny into a 15/5/5 player
Hi Leviticus! Don’t me me bitch you out again like I did on /int/
>>145732025You've been cursed, dumb animal.
Oldheads not taking it well a sugarplum is doing better than embiid and pg combined
>(You)are a faggot
>>145731998You just don’t get it
>>145731836>File Deletedlmao it was just a regular looking female
>>145732050Embiitch and his stans don't get it (rings).
>>145732058Based jannies
>>145732040You are so mad Leviticus. Wanna cookie?
>be me>only pass to team mates off the rim>I can do whatever I want because I’m the best>play like shit and miss multiple game winners to start season>shit record cause team hates playing with me>fake injury against the spurs to give more excuse for how fraudulent I am>still play like shit>dnp vs thunder because it’s a guaranteed loss and will give me more credit, they’ll see!>mavs winWhat a kwab
based jannies getting rid of the corpo advertiser
Lots of games tonight
Piston hater come outside
im gay bros
>>145732288yeah you are
>>145732288Go sixers?
>>145732288Inceltic….
>>145732058Weapskitz still fuming that we cashed fading the trash ass Heat last night. Yes, he's a janny in case anybody was unaware.
>>145732313you beat the heat without jimmy, relax before you get this ten day
>>145732313And btw Weapskitz is Inceltic too. He also hops on VPNs as acts as Leviticus. He's pretty much every name fag on /nba/. He also walks his mom's dogs for money. That's his legit job.
This nigga autistic. This nigga right here is Scotty Barnes except he can't hoop and he's short and he's broke.
>>145732355true
Weapskitz told me Jaime Jackquez was the net Jimmy wtf happened bros, bros putting up Bronny numbers
bronny james 4 points nigga shiet
>>145732362he’s coming back from the flu retard, this you?
>>145732364idk why this made me laugh so hard
I pray to God for a beautiful white woman, I’d never sin again
>h-he has a coldAbsolutely pathetic cope from a pathetic "human". Hold this L you schizophrenic homo
>>145732313>>145732342Oh also he posts the underage girl from Stranger Things. You gotta understand that seeing a fully clothed adult woman makes him feel incredibly insecure. He thinks teenage girls would fuck him if it was legal (they wouldn't, they would reject him too).
ayo we got real life miami heat fans in the thread lmao
>>145732362Jaime is going to be deported in 2 months so he hasn't been taking the news well.
>>145732393he was out multiple games due to eating the food/drinking the water in the mexico game, just say you don’t know hoop/the context and only read the box scores next time and save everyone else the time
Meat need to send Herro Bam and Jimmy out for picks, the dawg is barked out
>>145732404>more copeLmao hold this L you ringless bum. He sucks anyway if a loser like him make or breaks your team they suck
>>145732429the heat have 3 rings since they became a franchise, how many do your celshits have in that timeframe? inb4 cope
>>145732420Herron and Jimmer Bredete have negative trade value and Bum is overpaid and isn't worth taking on unless you're striped of talent like the Hornets. All that to say the Heat are stuck with useless bums while being a lottery team.
Inceltic ruining another thread with his mental illness.
>>145732440>muh dusty ass rings from literally decades agoStop living in the past lil sis it's not healthy
>>145732450>decadesaverage bostonian iq
>my team has 3 rings from a child abuser and a Diddy party attendant, respect me!!!Pathetic behavior baka
>>145732466Summer 2014 was over a decade ago lil sis your iq so low it freezes water. A side effect from collecting Ls
>>145732443Herro is a capable chucker, Jimmy might be worth it for Houston to get off of FVVs contract, but current Fred might be better than that bum lmao, as for Bam id rather see him with one of the up and coming teams than stuck in Cryami with G leaguers
>>145732490>less than 20 years is decades this is the hill you want to die on incel?
>>145732500>2006 wasn't over a decade agoWon't school you in math lil sis, that's something your missing father needed to do
>>145732395>Oh also he posts the underage girl from Stranger Things.And further more, now that I think about it, he typically posts her standing next to the black boy from the show. Just to really delve into how depraved his mind is. Yet he thinks gambling is le harem (yes, he larps as tradcath, but much like his hero Nick Fuentes, he is a closeted fag attracted to black guys and imagines himself as the female in interracial porn). Probably a full on mutt with no real identity (again like Fuentes) he ties his identity to a plastic sports franchise. Should've been wiped off his mother's ass cheek with a tissue when he was a spermatozoa.
This years kwaboty is shaping up to be between luka and giannis
My Sixers are tanking. I feel like I'm a teenager again.:)
>>145732508>the heat’s last ring was in 2006>>145732490i’d say you were playing fucking stupid but we both know thats your nature, inceltic
>>145732530When are they hiring the GOAT tanker again for another kino 5 year rebuild
>>145731361Monty was the biggest factor but their offseason pickups excluding Harris have been genuinely outperforming expectations
Weapskitz is not only a subhuman piece of shit but also stupid. This someone who self proclaimed he rode the short bus in school. Find love in your life sis (or try one of the thousands of Miami Gayde County gay clubs).
If your Orlando do you send 2 1sts and KCPs disaster of a contract for Tyler Herro
>>145732559lmao having another melty inceltic?
>>145732560KCP, Anthony Black, and a first would be a solid trade. The Magic got extensions coming up and Herro's deal would fit that timeline
>>145732589Anthony Black has been getting minutes though, I think there is a player though, Cole Anthony on the other hand
>>145732539only a one year tank. once we draft flagg we'll be good to go.
>>145732598I think Black offers enough value to let you keep a pick and only ship out one. And I don't think he's that nice that it's such a big loss. Magic still get out ahead plus he helps with the salary match because KCP is making 8 million less than Herro.
>>145732520Giannis can leave, KWABOTY is Dame
>>145732639yeah I think Black can be good in a few years
>>145732550Jaden Ivey became the real Ja Morant also lol
>>145732559He was on here last night crying about how women won't talk to him and he's suicidal. Had nothing at all to do with basketball. Then he jerked off to sissy hypno and fell asleep for 3 hours to come back on and larp as some conservative religious guy. Sad. Pathetic.
>>145732520still embiid
>>145732713Embiid just won a gold medal
>>145732713The Sixers are a KWAB organization, but I struggle to consider Embiid a KWAB when he gets to relax and skip games whenever he wants.
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
>>145732672Ivey's presence still gets shut down a bit whenever other teams remember to smother his drives but holy shit has his shooting improved. Last season is going to end up known as the worst of his career; never should've been a bench player
>>145732768>Yes, Milwaukee will have depth concerns,
>>145732362Does anyone remember a thread last season where a "completely neutral Lakers fan" spent hours trying to argue that Jaquez was better than Jaylen Brown?
>>145732740Isn't that guy obsessed with BBC
>>145732848you're thinking of the jannies
>>145732876And Weapschizo
what y'all know about prime weapschizo
>>145732888Didn't read the whole thing but what he said is facts.
>>145732768if journalists were ever held accountable this guy would be in trouble
>>145732905>balkanoid>agrees with mental illnesssky is blue
>>145732888no wonder skitz hates duece tatum so much.
Pussy lightskins mad as hell.
>inbred mixedrace mutts talking shit about the balkanscompared to you, we are pharaohs.niggers
>>145732846Jacquez hit one shot over Bron and disappeared into the ether lol
>>145732888lmao its funny as hell that he hates lightskins despite the fact the heat have had a couple of them>vincent>martin>swiderhell their most recent pick he was hyping up is one as well
>anemic Arabs from the West Asian Peninsula trying to act they're some kind of master raceGrim. Us real whites got our beautiful skin as a reward for our ancient pact with Mormon Jesus.
Thinking of becoming a basketball coach
>>145733029Backwards ass logic post.
>>145733016go back to /int/ lectivius
>>145732888Unsolicited diagnosis tells more about yourself. >>145732929>>145732943>>145732945Get cancer, fagtroon.
>>145733029He's just obsessed with the Celtics and pathologically jealous of their franchise's success. When Tatum plays well he rants about light skins, when it's Brown he'll go off on "hoteps" or black supremacy. I'm sure if Payton Pritchard were to have a big game in the playoffs Skitz would start spouting anti-white hate like a Baltimore Negro who just watched Black Panther for the first time.
balkanoid here, yeah we are pretty fucking black
Cant tell who deserves to be losing more:Bucks for being retarded enough to hire Doc Rivers or Sixers because their fans are all mentally challenged.
>>145733067Post hand.
>>145733079Philadelphians will always deserve the bad things that happen to them more than anyone else who anything bad ever happens to.
>>145732888Ah yes chud science, a classic
>>145731540I know it's a hard pill to swallow, but the Warriors are legit. You're just gonna have to deal with that
>>145732768I think its funny how much discussion about like front offices and remaining competitive is you have to make a blockbuster trade like this or youre ruining their prime
>>145733079Bucks at least got a ring recently so they can cope with that a bit76ers biggest success in the last 25 years is reaching the Finals in 2001 and getting blown out by the Lakers
Hope you had fun while it lasted Cleveland. This season's about to be over.
>>145732888>People of different races cannot beattracted to one another because they aren't the same species.Does this guy wanna explain how my parents met and I was born? Fucking idiot. This is how you know these fucks don’t go outside and live on this website.
>>145733193He'll get hurt again in like a week
What do you think of the floater as a shot?
>>145733200This nigga is mixed lmaoooo
>>145733101Your owners and masters are cannibals.
Did you guys trigger weapskitz again? He's in the locked discord screaming about Pat Riley and the whole Damien Lillard fiasco again...
>bulgaria and leviticus in the same thread
>>145733224>making fun of me for being mixed>check flag>hes a gypsyyou are in the same boat as me buddy. welcome to the club.
Childhood is when you hate all the recognizable posters in /nba/. Adulthood is when you realize that some of them are decent posters, and only weapschizo, leviticus, and lulgaria deserve to be removed from the genny.
>>145733240Weapschizo is in here somewhere too.
>>145733240the one of the left wanted to wipe out balkan people and the one on the right literally and physically owned them.
Real library hours
>>145733261tbf that's because the rest left, nobitches probably hung himself whatever happened to drippin and strokin aka mr "I sell essential oils for a living"
>>145733256I'm not one though. No need to be salty. What NBA teams to lightskin niggas like?
>>145733261You've been called out for your faggotry.
African Americans are the true Americans
>>145733301We spoke on /int/ and you said you would show me my email and YouTube account. You’ve failed to carry out these promises. What’s taking so long?
>>145733101dr. chud is batting 1000
>>145733288>No need to be salty.(You) are the one that hates me for merely existing.
>>145733329when will you retarded american animals that there is more than one fucking serb on this website
>>145733303Americanness rankings (not meant to be a good thing or a bad thing, just an impartial observation):>WASPs>Afro-Americans>established non-British whites (mostly German, Irish, and Italian)>long-established non-white communities (Chicanos in the Southwest, Asians in Hawaii, Creoles in Louisiana, etc.)>American Indians, Alaska Natives, and Hawaiians>second-gen immigrants>first-gen immigrants
>>145733341>Unsolicited diagnosis tells things about yourself. What other serb is posting this though.
>>145733341realize*
>>145733352any retard that spends time on this website posts like that, regardless of flag. Im not even the same anon you were talking to. the int serb is not here, schizo
it is literally just me youve all been talking to me
>>145733352this guy is giving me lee vibes.
>>145733329>>145733352kek little brodie types and talks the exact same and he keeps claiming it's not him. Leviticus truly is a pathetic loser! KWABOTY
Leviticus also told me I was cursed. I still feel fine though. Yet another unfulfilled promise
sometimes this general feels like it's only 1 schizo
>>145733414every US flag is just one schizo talking to himself
>>145733414because they all post the exact same thing everyday, same images same everything
Everytime we have a pistol pete general all the mentally ill posters seem to come here at once
no homo
>>145733453>That will be 100.000 dollars please
>>145733331Yeah and the Hawks are winning the title
>>145733340Buddy nobody cares about you. Answer the NBA teams question.
>>145733700nigga you replied to me first so clearly you cared enough to do so.
>>145733717I cared to have a laugh at your expense, yeah.
>>145726521>It's another fucking pistol pete thread
>>145733797It's actually a "europeans being racist" thread now. It only started as a Pistol Pete thread.
>>145733453That'll be 100k anon
im feeling a bit tired rn so ill let yall off the hook this time but ill spew some heinous racist shit tomorrow you best believe
Imagine not starting Benny MathThe fuck is wrong with Carlisle?
>>145734102The Microwave meme
will the dame trade go down as one of the worst trades ever?
>>145734294the Dame trade wasn't even bad and is just being used as a scapegoat for the rest of the poor roster building and front office nonsense
>>145734294The Mikal Bridges trade will go down in infamy.
Nothing will ever be worse than this.
>>145734294it certainly benefited the trail blazers, they have a really cool young team now that i think portland fan can be pretty excited about
>>145734317yeah they were fine until yawnpiss forced a coach change, and now he's gonna run away from the fire he started
The NBA is my only distraction from getting molested by my uncle....
>>145734420What's crazy is that even if it were just PG for Shai, hindsight would show that the Clippers got fleeced.>>145734489Dywane Wade's nephew...
>>145733261You and your discord have ruined this thread, Inceltic. This general is always peaceful when the Inceltics lose because you go into hiding instead of spamming the same screenshots you always do you tranny bitch.
>>145734489Duece....
>>145734515>This general is always peaceful when the Inceltics loseI wish the genny became peaceful when the Heat lose, it would be super chill most of the year :)
What's Embiitch's illness?
>>145733876Anytime it’s a pistol pete thread I expect this thread to be filled with the most heinous shit ever
>>145734633AIDS
>>145734489you should also start watching other sports like the nfl, cycling, soccer in addition to the nba
>>145734633Bitchnigga syndrome.
>>145734647>Anytime it’s a pistol pete threadYou can go ahead and remove that qualifier. Schizomelts are inevitable on /nba/ regardless of thread theme.
>>145734695>cycling, soccerTrying to help him turn gay so he starts enjoying it? Not a bad plan.
Europeans. They’ve ruined my board.
The only acceptable sports for Americans is hoops, football, and hockey. Soccer is for gays and baseball is for senile boomers. Hockey is cool because they beat the shit out of each other.
I'm a literal manlet cuckold. Which NBA team is for someone like me?
>>145734772Heat
>>145734762And yet they still refuse to bathe...
>>145734765Baseball?
>>145734772Miami HeatYou'll identify with Jimmy Butler
>>145734765I think baseball is cool as hell. I aint watching all the games and shit but the numbers and theory stuff interest me a lot. It's also pretty cool how the numbers fit every generation since the game barely changes
>>145734765Baseball is kino. Hockey is for subhumans (i.e. Canadians).
>>145734808I tried watching the World Series and fell asleep. Shit is boring as shit. And going to the games is just drinking shitty beer and waiting for the game to be over to go to the bars.
Everybody respects me, but nobody respects my ring...
>>145734772>>145734781>>145734799Friendly reminder.
>>145734942Forgot webm. Boston is full of cucks.
>>145734772Why are you posting shit like this weapskitz? Keep it in the locked discord where it belongs.
>>145734967As opposed to Heat fans who would provide the strong and manly answer "what girlfriend?"
what can /nba/ do to help save Bronny's career?
>>145735160maybe we can help diddy beat the charges somehow
They should let people do the giannis dirty play thing again
>No Mondadan for the next 3 weeks...
>”KEK L L WARE OVER ME?”Too bad there won’t be any Heat fans in Miami tonight to witness this
>>145735269New Bleach was the most kino episode I've ever seen....Fuck LeBron and fuck Miami
>>145735237This but the signature Tabum full arm extension push off no-call.
>>145735398Spo wouldn't play him anyways.
>>145735064Skitz cried for 6 hours straight last night in the LD. I could only bear the first 10 minutes. I think he was alone crying for most of the time. They should make a crying room for him.
>>145735482I'll ask the LD elders to make a crying room just for him. He has his own locked channel but prefers to rant in the main one...
>>145735421Uyru vs Renji was arguably the best fight since yama vs yhwach
>>145735421And the next two episodes should be even better. Also fuck the Lakers and fuck the Celtics.
Gaytums daddy and the owner of the Inceltics, Himmy Buckets, returns tonight. No wonder the cord is having an early melty.
>>145735594You were literally in the LD yesterday for 6 hours having the most epic melty of all time...All your accusations are confessions I'm afraid.
bros i did it. i finally got a gf. also fuck the gay ass celtics
>"himmy" butler owning the Celtics memes in 2024
>>145735594KWAB how many times this nigga gets his pussy injured?
>owner of the Celtics
>>145735629>>145735693>>145735648What happened the last time Jimmy played the Inceltics in the playoffs? Can you please fucking remind me?
>>145735709What happened the time before that? What happened last year when he ducked the Celtics like the elderly broken bitch he is.
>>145735709He beat them. Did he get that ring tho?
>>145735709I'm not a celshits fan but you're fucking pathetic. Show me Jimmy's ring and I will order inceltic to apologize to you and upload a picture of him jizzing to Jimmy Butler. Go ahead, I'll wait.
>>145733261The only poster here I hate is that tranny KD lover who does nothing but post pics of bug women. The rest I kind of just feel bad for because they seem mentally ill.
>>145733284He still posts here from time to time. KWAB it's been a tough year for Heat fans
>>145735716>What happened the time before that?Adam Silver rigged the 2022 eastern conference finals. >>145735729Show me Gaytums ring. No not an injury *, a real ring.
>>145735795Congratulations! This is your most pathetic post yet.
>>145735795Here you go. I don't live in an imaginary world where entire seasons are invalid because your tiny, pathetic, beta male ass said so. Hey inceltic, looks like you won't have to jizz to a picture of Jimmy Butler after all. Maybe next time.
if gayson and brown won the rang then why weren't they playin in the olympics
jaylen brown for kwabotyay
>>145735843ask your mom
>>145735825I was looking forward to, Canada-kun... I'm afraid Jimshit is a 34 years old ringless bum so no way he'll win one LMAO
>>145735847Who winning BAWBOTY?
Reminder: nothing that happens in the NBA counts until weapschizo gives final approval. We all agreed to it in the CBA.
>>145735709What happened in the most recent playoffs? Oh yeah the guy who can't get his team to not be a playin team in the east because he "doesn't care" about the regular season, which is somehow a dawg trait despite every other player like Embiid getting shit on for that, couldn't even play in the fucking playoffs so he just wasted the Heat's and their fans entire fucking time. And where are they rn? In the playin again, with Jimmy Butler's geriatric ass averaging less than Cam Johnson. The Heat lost the rivalry and they did it at every point last season on the most btfo way possible every time dude. Let it go
>>145735804He's right. They turned the magnets on when Shemmy bricked that 3 like a ringless bum. It's not because he's a ringless bum it's the magnets anon
>>145735882Kekked and saved
>>145735854*35
>>145735825I didn't read your post. I knew you would cope about your * again. Nobody respects that *. Nobody. >>145735854>>145735883You're a literal pedophile.
>>145735908But enough about Dwyane Wade
>>145735908I do tho
Guys please stop bullying weapskitz. I don't want him logging into the LD and crying for another 6 hours again...
>>145735882Literally nobody outside Boston thinks your * is legit.
>>145735918I hope he just writes a single 3000 word post about how the Jews and Boston media run the NBA. Those are the easiest to ignore. It's when he starts spamming asterisks everywhere I get ready to call Miami PD for a welfare check.
Press F
>>145735937I posted my dinner I cooked last week and he replied "nobody respects you or your *" I was kinda hurt.
>>145735943Nigga gonna be the dude in the 30 for 30 that everyone laughs at and he declined to be interviewed kek
>>145735928>Literally nobody outside Boston thinks your * is legit.Incorrect.
Celtics xir is talking to xirself about xir boogeyman again
>>145735978You gonna post your 3000 word essay or cry in the locked discord? Pick one bro. We're waiting.
>>145735966Reminder the Celtics partied in Miami following the win and the entire city kneeled when they got off the jet. One Heat fan called Tatum the greatest player he's watched and said he wishes Tatum would come to Miami
>>145735990This never happened you tranny.
Heat play the 2-8 76ers. Win or lose the shitposts will come. It'll be either>losing to a 2 win team>gloating that you beat a 2 win team
>>145735966Boston and New York are the modern day Soddom and Gomorrah.
>>145736007How do you know? You said in the LD you weren't leaving your house until the Celshits leave your city.
>>145736027Some say he still hasn't left his house to this day
>>145735851she said it's cuz they are trash
HEAT CULTURE IS BACK
>>145736023Jimmy Butler is a modern day Michael Redd.
>>145736040>Ringless culture
>>145736040Glad my team has won a ring in the last 10 years. They don't have Heat Culture.
>>1457360513 rings > 16 plumber rings
>>145736069Jimmy Butler would do anything for a plumber ring at this point. He knows when he retires he will leave behind no legacy and no rings
>>145736075Gaytums legacy is being a chokeartist who could only win an *.
Get ready for another amazing statue
SHUT UUUUUUUUPP
>>145736130Based GOD Riley. Co-owner of the Celtics.
>>145736130
>>145736150Sounds like the Lakers are the Heat's coowners actually. They have LeBron and Pat Riley in his prime. The cuck Heat owe them. Their superstar gave you shit team 2 rings and your shit GM was once upon a time a good coach.
>>145736148Gowiz...
>>145736210Why does he have a woman's hairstyle? It's not even media day
>>145736210My female gnome warrior hair
>>145736069Jimmy Butler is a glorified plumber. Except plumbers take far less sick days.
>>145736434Based queen enjoyer
>76ers say Joel Embiid – listed doubtful most of Monday with illness – will play and start tonight vs. HeatAPOLOGIZE
>>145736653>man gets to workwow
Isaiah Stewart is not just a meme but actually a very good player. He's a great defender as well as a surprisingly clutch shooter. While undersized I think every team in the league would take him as a backup center. He is one of those role players like early Draymond
>>145736653I will not apologize to Embesity until he drops 35 again
>>145736653they should trade embiid and build around mccain
>>145736737Would you rather have a broken African or a fag on your team?
>>145736764Gay people buy sneakers too
>>145736803Damn and Africans don't wear shoes. You win.
>>145736764If the fag is good at basketball I could careless
I'm here for DICK
>>145736737they should atually trade PeeGee
>>145736903Roll out the Raptors red carpet for my guy Siakam. He's gonna drop a 30 piece on the young fellas tonight.
>>145736903it better be Spicy
New Jimmy hair just dropped
>>145736984nigga just poured ketchup on his head
>>145736984@skitzLMAOOOOOOOO
>>145736984the Paul Pogba of NBA, more hairstyle than achievements, also injury prone as hell
Turn on the Knicks - wizards game if you want to see some of the worst 3 pointers bricking and air balling
>>145737070>it's a Mikal Bridges/Jordan Poole shootout
>>145736764how gay
>>145736992>>145737007>>145737057shut the fuck up inceltic
Are the Wizards a real NBA team?
Haliburton's scared to shoot now lol
>>145737233Halibum is on the Ben Simmons career trajectory. Got his bag and is chilling.
>>145736764Mccain plays with heart and doesn't flop 40 times a game, even if they lose he puts out an infinitely more watchable product
Honestly you can say whatever you want about the Orlando Magic but they simply do not pass the eye test.Literally nothing could convince me or any other rational thinker otherwise.
>>145737356yall think she likes dick
I LOVE DICK!!!!!!! I LOVE DICK!!!!! DICK DICK!!!!!
>>145737392probably
You getting cooked by a 2 win team bro?
>>145737339they pass my eye test. that's a tough team, keeping teams to <100 points and playing great defense. and they are without bancheroi like watching the magic play
5 months of irrelevant games waiting for playoffsbest basketball product in the world
>>145737475Banchero is just another Westbrook
>>145737452Not even halftime inceltic. Remember when the Hawks came back from 20 down in the 4th against the Celtics?
Embiid really isn't beating the "only plays against bottom feeders" allegations
I don't know what the Wizards think they're doing but it's definitely not NBA basketball.
>>145737540But the 76ers are bottom feeders.
Zest is unguardable
>KEL L WARE OVER ME?
>>145737565Yes, and?
Ombre’s jumpshot looks terrible
bro the bucks have 5 turnovers in 6 minutes what the fuck
How long has Eric Gordon been washed?
>>1457376804 years
>>145737569We love Zest Curry, don't we folks?
>>14573768010 years at least
>>145737680After that collapse to the warriors in game 7, he lost all his super powers
>Garett Temple making a 3, forcing the other team to call a timeoutWe turned back the clock
oh shit Garrett Temple??!?!?
Sixers need to hit some fucking threes
>>145737645Rockets have I think a top 5 defense. Team is really gelling well right now. Udoka is a fantastic coach that loves to fuck his bosses wives.
How did the 76ers hit on two small guards outside of the lottery, both times immediately after the heat drafted a bust? And both times it took Small miracles for the 76ers to even get the pick, with the first one meeting Mike muscala to go insane in the Disney dome, and the second one required winning a four-way coin toss...
Cheat culture whistle
Refs putting up major numbers for butler
>>145737875Lmao at Inceltic talking about anyone else's whistle.
Oh double digit freethrows for butler in the first half
>>145737836Udoka called Lebron a bitch so he automatically is cool with me
>>145737994>>145738060stop fouling him inceltic
Embiid has been moving the ball well tonight, getting the ball away from the pressure and into the hands of an open shooter. The only problem is, the shooters are just missing every shot
>Pacers down 15 to the rapties
>>145738060Yeah he gets to the paint unlike Gaytum who has 70% of his FGA as threes yet somehow always has more FTs than the entire other team.
Heat 15 freethrows Sixers 3 freethrows
>>145738095Wtf are you talking about. Jimmy constantly spams middies with pump fakes and barely getting touched on those is how he gets 90% of his free throws, Tatum actually drives when not shooting 3s
>>14573814876sissies take sissy three pointers like WNBA where as the Heat get in the paint like men and earn their points
Half of butlers points tonight are from freethrows
>>145738094Pacers missing 2/3 of their guys. All 3 of their centers are injured so of course a journeyman scrub like Poeltl is gonna look like prime Jokic
>>145738160Gaytum drives, nobody fouls him and he gets sent to the FT line.
>>145738148Butler is wearing LGBT colors on his head so the Heat have the woke whistle
>jimmy comes back from injury>inceltic has a meltdown because he’s unguardable tale as old as time
Jalen Duren sucks dick, he's unplayable on defense. What a shame
>>145738226Yep. He even brought the homosexual Canadijeet from discord to help him spam. Sad stuff.
Why are the 76ers so sissified now?
>Embiid with -15 in +/-
>>145726521PG and Martin at least look a little better playing with Embiid. Lowry and Gordon aren’t serious championship rotation pieces. Oubre looks better but it won’t matter if he keeps shooting 27% from three.
>>145738312he's sick please understand
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I miss Nic Batum
>>145738397The next Kawhi...
why is the NBA marketing the Arab Cup like some Oceans Eleven movie????
>>145738397>>145738435he just had a son. it's serbian tradition to get shitfaced drunk for at least two days
dont worry chinks, rested jokic is coming back soon
>>145738440the nba knows that their audience is very stupid
DICK IS BACK BABY
>>145738487Is he rested enough to beat a 50 win team this postseason?
>>145738397THIS FAT FUCK IS TANKING MY FANTASY TEAM
>Miami Heat stream shows halftime shoot around>Embiid is practicing FTs
>>145738512rested enough to cum in your mother and make you a brother
>>145738397>personal reasonsHis wife fucked DeAndre, didn’t she?
>>145738548Fraid so.
>>145738535they're all practicing free throws faggot
>>145738619Only faggot starts at SG for your shit team
>>145738631Zest Curry is so great i don't even care that he paints his nails
As a Heat fan I'm glad I'll never have to see Caleb Martins hitch on my team again.
Detoilet Pisstons are losing to the Bulls
Is haliburton a fraud?
Anyone here? Where is new?
Check the +/- of the starting 5. Spot the bum.
shead crying...
Time to tank the game in the 4th
>>145739025MY rapties know the plan
>>145739035>>145739035>>145739035New thread
