>tfw your star player suffers a season-ending pregnancy
Pregnancy fc bros I'm thinking we're so fucking back
>Since the beginning of 2021, Mewis has been in a relationship with Australian soccer player Sam Kerr. Mewis and Kerr are engaged as of late 2023.[51] On November 18, 2024, Mewis announced that she and Kerr were expecting their first child together.does Sam Kerr have a ... PENIS???
>>145730019A very feminine one yes
>>145730030does the fact that it's feminine affect the baby?
>>145730019Of course, his name is Sam
lezzie lasses cannot get preggers
>>145730064>his
>>145730019They got Sam's brother to do the deed. He's a real firestarter.
>>145730019poor kid
>>145730019
>>145730452This gives me an idea for a great fantasy football variant
How do you get pregnant as a lesbian?
>>145730889
>>145730019how did they decide which one had to get pregnant
>>145729988farcical
>>145730924very stylish pepe, can I steal ?
>>145730924I think they picked the one with the worse careerAlso she's probably the bottom in the relationship
>>145730889>>145730920men shouldnt give their semence for freerich lesbians should pay millions to get a kid
>>145730924They picked the one who plays for West Ham rather than Chelsea
>>145730957men are disposable
>>145730924Many of my lesbian pals took a turn getting preggers each
>>145730889There’s a joke lesbians tell that goes. What does a lesbian bring on a first date? A turkey baster and a U-Haul.
>>145731015how many lesbian pals do you have
>>145730957If you have high quality sperm (tall, white, blue eyes, intelligent, famous) you can get money for it
>>14573103020ish, my wife used to play football at uni and I met them all through herLots of them have twins because of the IVF, but the other woman still wants a turn usually
>>145730935it's not stealing if you ask for it
>>145731044very romanian post
>you will never fuck your wife into retirement
>>145731056thank you
>>145731061bazat
>>145731041how do the children turn out?
>>145731082They're all tiny for now, but I'm sure they'll all be gay one dayThey keep gifting my kids books with rainbows but I'm not reading them that shite
>>145731098concerninggay (male) couple that used to live me adopted a kid and when they talked to him they would say things like "daddy mike" and "daddy Joe"better than growing up without any parents at all I guess
>>145731122yeah at least it's a two parent family but they need male role models
>>145731098I admire your ability to stay based in such difficult circumstances
>>145730924the pretty one had the kid
>>145731376>the pretty oneshe looks like a dude
>>145729988can't they just wait a few years to have a child?
>>145730452Cheeky Aussies
>>145733675How much more of a career do you have at 33?
>>145730037Not as much as being raised by 2 women will.
>>145729988>>145730019Game's gone.
>>145733675at that age she'd be lucky to even have a somewhat healthy kid.
>>145729988>position>cock manager50k a year is pretty low for a whore
>>14573367533 is getting on a bit in childbearing terms
>>145729988>lezzar getting preggarsguess she's got some explaining to do lol
>>145742331it's a miracle!
>>145742376lesbians can have children too sweetie
>>145730234Wayne or Nick?
