this is hockey thread
Flames and Islanders
this is the worst hoc thread of all time
Ice hockey is a sport for bums and thugsIt's an embarassament for true hockey, roller hockey, where skill and technique is actually valued.
>>145730181Its a slow decline to the bottom
>>145730189
gary wins the cup ever year
in 2013 gary only grins as he hands the cup to toews
>>145730181>>145730186>>145730189>>145730197>>145730213>>145730239>>145730246>>145730250>>145730287>>145730307Thank you Gary
what do
>>145730506
/selkebound/
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>145730506>what dodo what
This Gary fellow seems like such a happy person
>>145730592what
in 2020 the camera pans out before gary makes the hand off making it difficult to determine if he is smilingattempts to find an alternative camera angle or still photography of the moment were unsuccessful
>>145730619Cryptid Gary
in 2022 gary had covid so he didnt make the presentationbill daly did not smile
>>145730700here is a higher resolution image
the screenshot quality from the 2024 presentation is garbage
we can confirm though that gary was indeed smiling
my habs have done this 24 times btw
>>145730735So respectful of tradition...
i'm not liking this new gimmick of posting gary with the cups
Winter is coming this week
>>145730820I like it when Gary gets booed hard. Vegass broke that rule and are forever cursed now.
>>145730748very based
>>145730359>this was the last time gary handed an american the cupLOL
>>145730827there's no snow yet
>>145730837they didnt really boo in sunrise either, they were cheering pretty much the entire time gary was speaking
>>145730950You're damn right they did.
Go Bruins!
>making fun of someone's struggle with obesity oof
>>145731094>expecting Americans to be classywoof
>>145730742Open menuLog InExpand searchExpand user menur/Habs iconGo to Habsr/Habsthumbsup7 yr. agoRGM81JoinAnd now a 24th Stanley Cup banner will hang from the rafters of the famous Forum in Montreal. The Canadiens win the Stanley Cup!
well I fucked that up
>>145731111checked! that'll be suzuki in 2028 btw
well i didn't ask
>>145731094sorry about that
>>145731127it's okay. we all make mistakes. life is about drawing lessons from our mishaps, getting back up and trying to be better in the future. i hope you have a good day. <3
saw a really fat guy last week with shitstains on his pants, the old me might have had a snicker to myself, the new me helped him buy his beloved leafs tickets
My faggot neighbor still hasn’t taken down his 12 foot tall skeletons yet
My Broons... |:
How do European hockey players adjust to life in North America?
>>145731134Thanks for being so forgiving. I hope you have a great day as well <3
>>145731111look at garyhis mouth drawn to a closehe holds no happiness during a joyous moment for carbonneaua man determined to never allow a canadian franchise to win againalso checked
stop blogging
Won the week bros. Otter pretty much secured it for me right away
>>145731233Our Broons are missing playoffs and drafting high :(
>pooins >assve >soilers >stors >craps >shorks
I'd research their triangles
i plan on watching exactly zero (0) pwhl games this season.
holy...
advanced stats houri'm out
one good team across 6 games tonightgood joke gary
>>145731494Gary doesn't tell jokes
>>145731494there is my team and 29 other teams
>>145731395They research cock eating techniques there
>>145731472are the caps legit?
>>145731395I'd research polygons all things being equilateral
>>145731494>one good team across 6 games tonightWho?
i cheer for 3 teams (nucks, bruins and stars)
>>145731395jen
Just had a gooey marner
>>145731534Maybe watch the games?
>>145731756ovi scored a hatty yesterday against the golden showers
last year i was posting here about reid boucher, who had to leave US for allegations about him having sex at 17 with a 13 y.o girl from his foster home. today i'm reading about alex galchenyuk, another NHL player who's now playing in KHL because of drunk driving. looking forward for Nichushkin signing for CSKA in the coming years
last year I didnt ask nor care
Don’t mind him he gets cranky when he hasn’t had his 2nd cup of joe
>>145731776wtf is your problem? faggot
>>145731316
>>145731772the fact that the aves welcomed Nichushkin back with open arms proves that they're fools
>>145731834j-jeeze...
>>145731842he's clutch and supposedly a changed man
It snowed :)Now hockey season can finally start!
>>145731772Yeah a lot of the North Americans in the KHL are there because they're fuckups, not because of talent. Boucher is the grim one but the funny one is Brendan Leipsic, who got caught calling his teammate's wife fat
leave romania alone you faggot leaf retard
>>145731863he's addicted to nose candy
>downtrodden Gary will be the most influential gimmick of all time
>>145731083
>>145731767okay so? the capitals look very good when they have production from Strome and McMichael.
>>145731842>the fact that the aves welcomed Nichushkin back with open arms proves that they're fools
>>145731561caps
is there a website for hockey like sofifa is for football? with an overall rating for players
>>145732034If you type their name here you’ll get a rating on a 0 to 1 scale.
>>145732034Yea its called your eyes and brain
>>145731884
>>145731842Worked for the 1986 Mets
>>145732145Comfy
for me it's the eye test
for me it's the ask test
>Ask not, and you shall not receive >t. Nietzsche, probably
for me it's putting too much faith in advanced stats
>>145732083i can't watch all the games and i've only been following the sport for a couple years
Surely my wingies won't lose to the >shorks, right?
well, who doesn't love that
>>145732252Most people here just read the players' points stats and follow what people on TV/twitter say, I'm sure you can do that too
>>145732252All you need to know is that the regular season doesn't matter, and any player who hasn't played in a game deeper than the second round of the playoffs is a shitter.
lockout in 2 years bros..
>>1457323822027 will be a year of parade planning
>>145732254
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>>145732446Utah Hockey Club started in 2024
That feels a bit pessimistic?12th overall: Cole Sillinger was the no-mistake pick for Ottawa that they opted not to grab. He's been an NHL regular.13th overall: Matt Coronato has torched the AHL and is an NHL contributor for Calgary on pace for like 50 points or something14th overall: Isak Rosen is point per game in the AHL15th overall: Sebastian Cossa is like the best goalie in the AHL right now16th overall: Brennan Othmann would be getting way more minutes but on a stacked team, killing it in the AHL17th overall: Zachary Bolduc, killed it in the Q, killed it in the A, playing NHL minutes now18th overall: Chaz Lucius looks like another great pickup who's sitting in the A19th overall: Fedor Svechkov another point per game AHL player20th overall: Jesper Wallstedt considered a top 3 goalie prospect21th overall: Fabian Lysell, maybe not the best - i think boston is looking to move on from him.22nd overall: Xavier Bourgault traded to Ottawa, another probable failure of a pick.23rd overall: Wyatt Johnston, looks like an Allstar already.24th overall: Matthew "Mackie" Samoskevich made the Panthers and has 5 points in 12 games25th overall: Corson Ceulemans right defenseman who's struggling in the AHL26th overall: Carson Lambos left defenseman who's struggling in the AHL27th overall: Zachary L'Heureux, kind of a grinder, decent player.28th overall: Oskar Olausson maybe a bust but still working his way through the AHL29th overall: Chase Stillman maybe a bust but still working his way through the AHL30th overall: Zachary Dean hasn't played that well in the AHL but traded for Barbashev.31st overall: Logan Mailloux playing NHL minutes but poor defense numbers.32nd overall: Nolan Allan playing NHL minutes and looks pretty goodLike 4-5 busts including Tyler Boucher and a ton of great players.
>>145730189IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE BOTTOMIF YOU WANNA /HOC/ AND TROLL
>>145732446What is this? I can see my flames :)
>>145732158comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>145732446Worst records in the NHL?
>>145730158Suck
>>145732617ye
>>145732571_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
> Insider: "Hard Feelings" To Blame for BruinsOk so what have you homos been doing to ruins?
>>145732729Bruins are listening to too much Lordeits not my fault
>>145732729the lack of gay locker room sex is destroying the pooins
>>145732600I found lying on your mother's fat arse quite boring
>>145732757Didn't askarov.
>>145732877lmaov!
>>145732757Who??
The Detroit Red Wings are currently the worst team in Detroit. The Lions are projected to play in the Super Bowl. The Tigers made the playoffs with a very young team and teeny payroll. The Pistons, the team that was all but forgotten, is 7-8 and improving. The Wings are floundering. It's not just on Lalonde or Yzerman although they both deserve blame. This roster plays without heart, doesn't have on-ice leadership, and just plain sucks right now.
>>145732514zoomers suck
>>145732965Pistons went 14-68 last year, I'm sure they're still worse than the Yzerplans
>>145732877
>>145732977not even the sharks are that bad
https://youtube.com/shorts/qGqP_7LNb3IF L A M E SLAMES
Thoughts on my Guildford Flames?
>>145732963Retard
>>145733000checked
>>145733013Who?????
>>145732972Martin Necas, a “zoomer” has 30 points in 17 games
>>145733060funny how a good majority of the people there are also pretty annoying
>>145733000ahahaha flametard doesn't know how to post youtube links
>>145733028
>>145732446Did you already have a file named 'Bottom_5.png'?
>>145733152Retard
>>145732446using the clubbies logo instead of the yotes logodamn that's cold..
For me, it's Howler.
me? not asking
>>145733060never heard of him
>>145732965>The Tigers made the playoffs with a very young team and teeny payroll.i think this says more about the state of the AL Central and the american league in general, both of which are awful. if the white sox can course correct to just winning ~60 games next year, i doubt we ever hear from the detoilet tigers ever again.
>>145733333it was almost me
>>145732994mopr
>>145733248Damn, math kinda beating my ass
>>145733236Unlike the red wings, the tigers actually have a good prospect pool and pretty much can go up. Heard they could bring in Alex Bregman too.
yeah I'm thinkin he's back
yeah I'm thinkin he's black
>>145733280Unlike my islanders
>>145733344The president of Peru has a 3% approval rating, that's an exciting season
>>145733382Nobody discussed the islanders, “just like my islanders” schizo
>>145733432shut the fuck up bud noel and i are gooning in VR right now and i dont need you messing up our flow
Hey whats going on with the islanders?
Oh ho ho ho ho ha ha ha haThats soooooooooo my Islanders!
who the fuck is noel? i can't keep up with all of these schizo /hoc/ personalities
>>145733432Prime “I ain’t a furry BUT” character design
sharkbros we're gonna see askarov in action finally
>>145733479AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145733479Ungrateful little shit
Flyers are 1 pt out of the final WC spot with a game in hand.
>>145733493gross. you should be saving yourself for marriage
>>145733493You must have a small pecker, or you're lying.The more often you're clearing out the wifes pipes the cleaner she smells.
>>145733479cute (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
>>145733569I only told her she could marry me if she stopped acting like a retard but I dunno if thats gonna happen theres not much up in that brain of hers.
>>145733569this guy gets it
>>145733578maybe on planet retard
>>145733604If planet retard is where people actually get laid on the reg, the yes.
I heard the dating scene on planet retard is pretty dire
>>145733617I'm sure the total fertility rate is really high there
>>145733589does she ever acknowledge bud privately? he spends thousands on merch and super chats and stickers every month so it would be a shame if he got no recognition
>>145733617planet retard is wherever you are
>>145733630he once submitted his room picture to her and she ignored him
>>145733579IT'S NOT CUTE WE'RE FUCKING SHARKSWE'RE MEAN AND NASTY AND WE'LL BUTTFUCK YOUR TEAM WE HAVE 2 DICKS
>>145733643grimif only mrs bud sr could stomach washing his sheets
>>145733643KWAB
wash your sheets bud there's way too many cum stains noel was disgusted
>>145733634Well, I guess its better than planet virgin at any rate
>>145733626Yeah, Chris Sutter and Nolan Trotz takes all the chicks on Planet Retard.
>>145733648I thought you were trolling but they do (⊙_⊙)
>>145733680>cashier just shakes his headalways cracks me up
>>145733670post bodycount
>>145733475panthers drafted him in the 2nd round a few years ago
>>145733773Why does she have white hair like an old woman
>>145733773Bud needs to hit the gym and find a gf otherwise he'll become a wizard
>>145733778maybe bud wants to fuck his mom?
>>145733670nothing wrong with our planet at all.
you know what, i don't think someone would name a planet "planet retard"
planet retard and planet virgin is long island new york based on the posters here
>>145733787bud sounds like he needs some hard correction
>>145733942what does that have to do with /hoc/
>>145733950everything
>>145733950Notice where it says /hoc/ ?
how do laffs actually still have fans ?
I miss Chambers
>>145733965what about it
>>145733978Does Justin Bieber count?
>>145734003Shut the fuck up chambers
How will the hockey world react to Ovi breaking the record?
>>145731842Grant Fuhr had a blow problem and he won 5 stanley cups. Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Doesn’t he leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it? And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it on his shoulders and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost sheep.’
>janny finally started the animeocaustabout time
>>145734024Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.Goodbye.36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
>>145734045>i cried to the janny and he swept it up ftfy
>OVI I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA BEAT GRETZKY'S REC- AACKKKK
>>145734160He's such a fucking chad
>>145734060jesus chambers calm down you autistic fuck we're all friends here
i miss chambers
>>145734025Libtards will talk about his instawhore profile picture with Putin while conveniently not talking about the 91 North American players who are currently playing in the KHL and therefore contributes to Putin's war.>>145734034Did Grant Fuhr sink the Oilers playoff runs two years in a row by being addicted to snow? A lot of players did coke and other shit in the 80s and 90s. Today, not so much, except during the off-season.
>>145734212Thus. Nichushkin played a massive role in kraken upsetting the aves
>>145734212>>145734034I know where those 91 players can find 99 sheep
>>145734212>Today, not so much
let's all commit to keeping /hoc/ apolitical, please.>>/pol/
>>145734388nice link faggot
Iain MacIntyre had a great radio hit today.
New York Islanders >(7-7-4, in the Metropolitan Division) vsCalgary Flames >(9-6-3, in the Pacific Division)Calgary, Alberta; Tuesday, 7 p.m. MSTBOTTOM LINE: Calgary is 9-6-3 overall and 6-3-0 at home. The Flames have gone 8-1-1 when scoring three or more goals.New York has a 5-4-2 record in road games and a 7-7-4 record overall. The Islanders have a -8 scoring differential, with 47 total goals scored and 55 given up.Tuesday's game is the first time these teams meet this season.TOP PERFORMERS: Rasmus Anderson has four goals and seven assists for the Flames. Matthew Coronato has scored goals over the past 10 games.Kyle Palmieri has seven goals and nine assists for the Islanders. Maxim Tsyplakov has over the past 10 games.LAST 10 GAMES: Flames: 4-4-2, averaging two goals, 2.7 assists, 3.6 penalties and 8.1 penalty minutes while giving up 2.5 goals per game.Islanders: 4-4-2, averaging 2.7 goals, 4.7 assists, three penalties and 6.6 penalty minutes while giving up 2.8 goals per game.INJURIESFlames: None listed.Islanders: None listed.
After saturday's game against the kitties im convinced the jets are frauds
>>145734388>>145734401dam i fucked it up
>>145734559>the battle for noels heart
>>145733978they're all boomers who refuse to change
>>145734830just like my islanders
>>145734235
fuck amazon and fuck gary
>gary justifies giving the cuckold consolation trophy to the canadian nation >the sunbelt woman looks on in confusion
I BELIEVE YOU'RE THE DEVILI BELIEVE YOU'RE THE DEVIL'S CHILDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKN2HEAr1VU
Gary deserves your respect
the only thing gary "deserves" is
>>145735283Piss off intern
our Sennies :(
Im not going to watch any hockey tonight because fuck gary amd fuck amazon
yall chimp bout the most irrelevant things
>>145735456cool who the fuck cares
>only two canadian teams in action>game is unwatchable in canadaFuck gary and fuck amazon
>yall
>>145735485The Amazon child workers in the Cambodian sweatshops cares.
>>145735487But I can easily watch it in Canada in a legal manner
>>145735511but then you're in canada
Why is Amazon interested in hockey anyway
>>145735474i know you meant to be funny, but i think jokes like that can come across as hurtful. maybe we could find a better way to laugh together?
>>145735456what about streaming it?
>>145735544Okay. Everyone point and laugh at the faggot >>145735544
>>145735569that's a crime
I'll be watching my habbies on rds as usual, nice try bezos ;)
>>145735535It's a good thing I'm not a penniless retard without Amazon Prime
>>145735540amazon will soon interpolate itself into every aspect of daily lifeYOU WILL LIKE IT
>zombie yotes start the season with a few wins>fall back to .500 and below within a monthgee who could've predicted this
>>145735544
Gary's not supposed to be there for you, YOU'RE supposed to be there for GARY
>>145735592>he pays for a streaming service
>>145735658My ever enlarging anus while pushing out a fat shit is always there for Gary
Capitals/Clubbies and Red Wings/Sharks are too enticing to stay away.
>>145735670>he pays for gay magazines >he says they're for body building purposes
>7th in MetroThe comeback starts now
>>145735670No, I pay for a delivery service so that fags like you have a job
>>145735689cope how else will he perfect his deadlifting form?
>>145735695and he admits it
>>145735689it was a girly magazine
>he pays a streaming service $9.99 a month to call his gay magazines girly magazines
>>145730181Good thing this is /hoc/
>>145735689you mean they have other uses?
>>145735689>>145735695Have you considered suicide?
>>145735708>no you can't buy everything on amazon, the heckin brick and mortar mom and pop shopparinos are dying!
>monday hockey>need amazon prime that crashes all the time and cant switch channels or do anything without it fucking taking forever to load againsomehow still better than sportsnet.
>>145735658Is that the kind of pep talk gary gives his interns?
my oilies will surely win tonight
>>145735752i read this article the other day. really blackpilled me.https://www.thenewatlantis.com/publications/compliance-problems-maid-canada-leaked-documents>hockey?
>>145735756sorry if I want you to waddle down the block to pick up your gay magazine bud
Where did it all go so wrong for them?
/KRAK/
>>145735789boston tea party probably
>>145735789When they got rid of based tim thomas
>>145735789bergeron and krejci getting old and retiring
>>145735800Hey now!
>>145735789
>>145735789Komisarek beating the piss out of Lucic all those times
>>145735848This is the answer. Zboril was the only one ranked in that area, meanwhile Barzal and Connor were major fallers.
>>145735752No cause I am not a limp dicked confused faggot like you.
>>145735797krak
>>145735865Looks like he took it out on his wife lol
who's the bigger fraud?
connor bedard is playing like connor retard this year
>>145735902Hold up
>>145735726my dude its nothing but roided men in those magazines
>>145735913so much for being a generational talent
>>145735902devils for banking on markstrom
>>145735797>>145735894my kniggas
>>145735913Damn I guess his mom should have let him eat a hamburger maybe he would have grown a little bit and been more NHL ready.
>>145735919hence it being a girl magazine, my sister used to hide one under her bed until she moved it and I couldn't find it anymore
>>145735879imagine if they drafted barzal, connor and chabot
>>145735951Okay. So it got her pussy all wet and tingly just like it gets Swedish anons butthole all wet and tingly. I see now.
>>145735919cope they're natty
>>145735777Disgusting. As usual, no demands are ever placed on authorities by higher authorities, and if it is ever proven that they have done wrong, they will just be transferred to another authority where they continue to do evil things>>145735893But you are, because you're paying money to stream.
>>145735957or konecny or boeser. aho, cernak, rasmus andersson, hintz, and dunn all went in the 2nd round that year, too.
>>145735919our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks
>>145735933>implying the rags aren't 99% reliant on igor
>>145735942It's a great day to win a hockey game
>>145736044igor is actually good though and quick is playing even better
>>145736045I have bad news for you.
>>145736001I'm not that retard that pays for amazon.
>>145736033my dad used to call me a pussy for changing behind a towel in the gym locker room
>>145736089my kr-ACKies
>>145736033Very true you must embrace what God provided for you and make the best out of any bad situation.
What went wrong with Taylor Hall?He had the potential to be elite and had one great season but he never fully developed after that, was it just the injuries?
>>145736116he is dumb as a post
>>145736089broship spotted
>>145736089so I bet the bruins are elite since they're tall?
>>145736116Ruined by Edmonton.
>>145736116chicago kills good prospects. murders them. all sports. hockey, football, you name it
>>145736108>dat bulge he's bigger than that la kings player
>>145736089Thank fuck for the Big Rig
>>145736144true but he was 32 when they got him
>>145736116he's lazy and partied too much
>>145736089>kraken
>>145736116He doesn't compete.
>>145736166sometimes I forget that he was on bruins
>>145736116Definitely going to be looked at as a confusing career because of that one Devils season, most modern players are pretty predictable. Including the Devils at that time he played for some really stinky organizations and I'd assume at Boston he was kind of an odd man out
>>145736158
>>145736147huby has some nice balls ill give him that
>>145736116second most points from his draft class, perfectly fine career
>>145736116He's more of a physical attributes player than a skill player so as the league became a zoomer league he couldn't keep up
most of the games will be a blowout according to the scientists at moneypuck.com
>>145736226>annunen how many goalies have the aves gone through? at this rate they should start asking /hoc/ posters to play goalie
>>145736195He's in no way a bust but he could have been more>Jeff Skinner has most games played from that draft classWould be funny if he missed play offs again with Edmonton lmao
>>145736164what is this.. A PICTURE FOR ANTS?
>>145736226sharks might be worth a bet
>>145736226That's not what those odds mean
Our Norm (:
>>145736226>Trusting the Bruins>Trusting the Avs>Trusting the Oilers>Not trusting my Shorks to get the job done
>>145736116he had a couple other seasons that were in the ballpark of his best one.
John Tavares is probably the best example of a player who is consistently solid at almost PPG but not quite elite levelUnless he wins the cup he is likely never getting into the HoF
>>145736305He has a magical amulet, he'll make it in
>>145736305If he stayed on the leafs he would have made it in as a 'leafs legend' despite not winning anything, but now that he's on a shit team nobody cares about he'll fade into obscurity
>>145736305The HoF lets all kinds of losers in so he'll get in. His decline has also been masked by the rise in scoring since 2017-18
>>145736226>cunnypuck
>>145736206you're locked in
>>145736177I alwayus remember he was on the Sabres becaause Kevyn Adams barely got anything for him.
>>145736330He's still on the Leafs team
>>145736184John Chayka Coyotes, fucking hell
>>145736186Shannon's cat is "big boned"
>rags
>>145736305The shadow cabal of new york jews will vote against him for betraying the island
Gary gave us a great schedule tonight. [say something off the cuff, refer to GaryComplimentes.pdf for ideas if necessary]Thank you, Gary!
>The Athletics' Josh Yohe states that Pittsburgh general manager Kyle Dubas is happy to get rid of Ryan Graves, Tristan Jarry and Erik Karlsson, but also that there is most likely lukewarm interest in that trio from other clubs.>Yohe also states that Marcus Pettersson is more or less lost, that he will be traded to a new club and according to the information Vancouver and Edmonton are interested in the former Skellefteå defenseman.
>>145736479I WILL BUY THE NEW JERSEYS, ESPECIALLY THE UTAH ONE
>Jew York Poops
>>145736491>I want to get rid of these guys I signed and traded for
>>145736509uh oh poopy briefs
say rags one more time
>>145736226You don't understand what those numbers mean.
My habs aren't the worst team in the league anymore but they might be in a few hours
my avies :)
it's over
>>145736563those weren't evil spririts, it was tiny troy on the hunt for more rascal bacteria that causes itchy flakes
>>145736557but the development they will experience is INVALUABLE
I'm excited to listen to Tuuka and Bergy commentate tonight's game
i'm excited to not ask
>>145736611Don't be jealous of finnish goaltending
...and the rockets red GLAY-AIR
>smell the salts
get a grip bud, you're losing it
For academic reasons, I shall watch soilers at hasb tonight. I will be milliseconds away from switching off these shitters, mind.
>fights 3 minutes into the game for no good reason
Viel lost that fight :(
>>145736656
landeskog came out for EJ's 1000 game ceremony
>>145736544those numbers mean nothing if they ignore goalies
>>145736679that's cool
>>145736679I would try to knee him on my first shift
get on with it
>>145736677For me its both because my meds (acid) make me into a smart pickle :3
>scoreless draws
my broons :(
When you keister a puck to you put in in sideways or circle ways?
Just ate some cashew nuts bros
>>145736679Landeskog speaks English with his kids. He can fuck off and die.
>>145736733honey mustard nuts?
>>145736733Cashews are the least healthy nut, retard
>>145736744cashew nuts
for me it's cashew nuts
>>145736743No point in teaching kids dying languages
I don't eat nuts since they're high in calories
Mom, hoc's asking about my nuts again.
>>145736237annunen's been the backup since about last march, he's hot and cold as a starter but pretty crap as a relief
>>145736762They’re nutrient dense, retard
Tuukka has barely spoken
>>145736743You'd rather your native swahili?
>>145736767we don't sign our posts here
Who here /pistachio/
fun fact cashews are neither a pea nor a nut
>>145736784based
>>145736779I do, retard
>>145736786????
>>145736784didn't care much for that long nose freak
shelled peanuts are pretty based desu
>Broons>Losing already
The mighty Russian Empire has scored another goal. Soon, you will all be subsumed.
>>145736808monty is hitting the bottle tonight
>>145736819he'll be hitting the streets shortly
my broons are even getting up shorties :((
LMAO GARYS HENCHMEN BTFO THATS WHAT YOU GET GARY RIG THE GAME THEY WILLPAY THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS GARY
>>145736591I'm glad their development over the past 3 years is paying off
my avs are looking good and killed a ref :)
getting fed up of these late games
>>145736823he'll be heading to rehab by christmas
>>145736841mountain chads stay winning
>>145736831a testament to their development over the previous 10
>>145736841its 530 pm
>manson just killed a refkinda based
If we can just get another center to play behind saku we're set
>>145736841Gary forgets that his customers need to wage
>>145736856It’s 7:31 pm retard
>>145736862t.
Swayman showing what a bargain he is!
>>145736856It is!
>>145736856it's 19h30 juan
ref sleepy
tfw you're never gonna get a power play again
>>145736866maybe in galactic standard retard time
>removing the helmetgoof
someone quick what's your parents login I promise not to order anything
>>145736870Swayman really checked out the second he got his deal signed
Crying for multiple reasons tonight.First for obvious reasons. Second - I didn't realize all of the CBJ has Johnny Gaudreau's number on the front of their jerseys. Such a sweet tribute.
total ref death after that shitshow against ottawa the other night
>>145736895Does the rest of the team (including the veteran leadership) not like Swaydawg?
>Crying for multiple reasons tonight.>First for obvious reasons.
>>145736907the rat publicly called him out for being a diva. I wouldn't be surprised if they do
>>145736898go back desu!!!!!!
>>145736879Justice for how many PPs they used to get
It pains me watching the Bs whif on chances that other teams 4th liners would bury 99% of the time. And it happens 3-4 times a game.
watching the bruins just isnt the same without jack edwards. just boring generic garbage broadcasters
>>145736941It's crazy how bad they are this season. they can't get pucks in the net
DROP THE FUCKING PUCK GARY
>>145736941you think your 4th line should be scoring 4 goals per night?
I’m not watching any of the games tonight.
>>145736848How about >laffs development over the last 70?
>>145736946we don't play tonight and are on a two game winning streak, IDIOT
freddy needed to bury that
>>145736971welcome to /hoc/ newfag
webm of ded ref?
>>145736962man when you found this image you must have thanked the Heavens above and promised to use it everyday
>>145736967gary worked hard on tonight's schedule
stanley cup lineup
>gathering of the clans
>>145736942I miss him but he was really struggling last season. now I'm watching bergy and tuukka show their disappointment in the bruins
my armpits are starting to smell like sautéed onions waiting for my oilers game to start
>>145736999they're drafting high
>>145736991>gary worked hardthat's why he earns all the money
monty put his 3rd trash d pair out with 1st line. wtf does he expect
>>145736972damn dude learn to make a webm
>>145736991*his interns worked hard on tonight's schedule
>>145737012good thing he took his 10 boosters
>>145737020Deodorant nigga damn
>>145737020don't you shower every morning?
merkulov (AHL) just shoots into the goalies glove
>>145737056it's a waste of time and water
>>145737056WFH, I only shower right before going into the office so no one smells the weed on my hair
my broons :(((
>>145737056no, but I did today but decided to be frugal and not waste a layer of deodourant
former bruin van reems dyke scores
>>145736981You can have my extremely small shitty gif
>19 minutes past start time>clock still isn't running on NHL.comI will not watch a second of your pre-game shit Gary
Lol 0-3 what the fuck are they doing?
shut the fuck up frenchie
>>145737090thanks
>>145737056i havent showered in a month
>>145736981
>>145737078laval west legend
>>145737037Are you gonna cry, intern? Does our collective disinterest in your plight anger you? Well, I think you did a great job this year on schedule, Kevin, keep chugging' along, you little angry man >Gary likes your "moxy", whatever the fuck that means
>>145737095aiming directly at the goalie
>>145737102look at that ass
>>145737104that's suspension worthy
>>145737078J'ai jamais vraiment aimé Pierre tant que ca. C'est pas comme s'il y avait pas des dizaines et des dizaines de descripteurs qui pourrait pas faire une aussi bonne job ou meilleure s'ils en avaient l'opportunité.
>>145737102bet your gf likes that
>>145737104what a bitch. that wasnt bad at all
>>145737104wouldnt hasve gotten hurt if he didn't flop like Stutzle without the hockey pants
>>145737102Longest I’ve been without showering was 3 weeks
>>145737100My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this post immediately. His history and tradition with the Canadiens is something that’s beyond your years. I’m asking you not to disrespect that over a puck that hadn't dropped
>>145737135>gfanon, pls
>>145737154>>145737154>>145737154NEW
this man has won more stanley cups than connor mcdavid
>>145737104>you must be really hurt, Dunning >get off the ice ya pussy>you fucking woman>you fucking got balls you fucking titfucker?
