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this is hockey thread
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Flames and Islanders
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this is the worst hoc thread of all time
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Ice hockey is a sport for bums and thugs

It's an embarassament for true hockey, roller hockey, where skill and technique is actually valued.
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>>145730181
Its a slow decline to the bottom
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>>145730189
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gary wins the cup ever year
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in 2013 gary only grins as he hands the cup to toews
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what do
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>>145730506
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/selkebound/
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
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>>145730506
>what do
do what
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This Gary fellow seems like such a happy person
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>>145730592
what
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in 2020 the camera pans out before gary makes the hand off making it difficult to determine if he is smiling
attempts to find an alternative camera angle or still photography of the moment were unsuccessful
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>>145730619
Cryptid Gary
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in 2022 gary had covid so he didnt make the presentation
bill daly did not smile
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>>145730700
here is a higher resolution image
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the screenshot quality from the 2024 presentation is garbage
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we can confirm though that gary was indeed smiling
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my habs have done this 24 times btw
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>>145730735
So respectful of tradition...
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i'm not liking this new gimmick of posting gary with the cups
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Winter is coming this week
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>>145730820
I like it when Gary gets booed hard. Vegass broke that rule and are forever cursed now.
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>>145730748
very based
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>>145730359
>this was the last time gary handed an american the cup
LOL
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>>145730827
there's no snow yet
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>>145730837
they didnt really boo in sunrise either, they were cheering pretty much the entire time gary was speaking
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>>145730950
You're damn right they did.
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Go Bruins!
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>making fun of someone's struggle with obesity
oof
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>>145731094
>expecting Americans to be classy
woof
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>>145730742
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well I fucked that up
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>>145731111
checked! that'll be suzuki in 2028 btw
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well i didn't ask
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>>145731094
sorry about that
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>>145731127
it's okay. we all make mistakes. life is about drawing lessons from our mishaps, getting back up and trying to be better in the future. i hope you have a good day. <3
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saw a really fat guy last week with shitstains on his pants, the old me might have had a snicker to myself, the new me helped him buy his beloved leafs tickets
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My faggot neighbor still hasn’t taken down his 12 foot tall skeletons yet
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My Broons... |:
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How do European hockey players adjust to life in North America?
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>>145731134
Thanks for being so forgiving. I hope you have a great day as well <3
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>>145731111
look at gary
his mouth drawn to a close
he holds no happiness during a joyous moment for carbonneau
a man determined to never allow a canadian franchise to win again
also checked
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stop blogging
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Won the week bros. Otter pretty much secured it for me right away
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>>145731233
Our Broons are missing playoffs and drafting high :(
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>pooins
>assve
>soilers
>stors
>craps
>shorks
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I'd research their triangles
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i plan on watching exactly zero (0) pwhl games this season.
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holy...
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advanced stats hour
i'm out
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one good team across 6 games tonight
good joke gary
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>>145731494
Gary doesn't tell jokes
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>>145731494
there is my team and 29 other teams
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>>145731395
They research cock eating techniques there
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>>145731472
are the caps legit?
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>>145731395
I'd research polygons all things being equilateral
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>>145731494
>one good team across 6 games tonight
Who?
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i cheer for 3 teams (nucks, bruins and stars)
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>>145731395
jen
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Just had a gooey marner
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>>145731534
Maybe watch the games?
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>>145731756
ovi scored a hatty yesterday against the golden showers
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last year i was posting here about reid boucher, who had to leave US for allegations about him having sex at 17 with a 13 y.o girl from his foster home. today i'm reading about alex galchenyuk, another NHL player who's now playing in KHL because of drunk driving. looking forward for Nichushkin signing for CSKA in the coming years
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last year I didnt ask nor care
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Don’t mind him he gets cranky when he hasn’t had his 2nd cup of joe
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>>145731776
wtf is your problem? faggot
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>>145731316
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>>145731772
the fact that the aves welcomed Nichushkin back with open arms proves that they're fools
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>>145731834
j-jeeze...
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>>145731842
he's clutch and supposedly a changed man
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It snowed :)

Now hockey season can finally start!
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>>145731772
Yeah a lot of the North Americans in the KHL are there because they're fuckups, not because of talent. Boucher is the grim one but the funny one is Brendan Leipsic, who got caught calling his teammate's wife fat
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leave romania alone you faggot leaf retard
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>>145731863
he's addicted to nose candy
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>downtrodden Gary will be the most influential gimmick of all time
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>>145731083
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>>145731767
okay so? the capitals look very good when they have production from Strome and McMichael.
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>>145731842
>the fact that the aves welcomed Nichushkin back with open arms proves that they're fools
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>>145731561
caps
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is there a website for hockey like sofifa is for football? with an overall rating for players
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>>145732034
If you type their name here you’ll get a rating on a 0 to 1 scale.
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>>145732034
Yea its called your eyes and brain
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>>145731884
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>>145731842
Worked for the 1986 Mets
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>>145732145
Comfy
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for me it's the eye test
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for me it's the ask test
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>Ask not, and you shall not receive
>t. Nietzsche, probably
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for me it's putting too much faith in advanced stats
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>>145732083
i can't watch all the games and i've only been following the sport for a couple years
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Surely my wingies won't lose to the >shorks, right?
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well, who doesn't love that
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>>145732252
Most people here just read the players' points stats and follow what people on TV/twitter say, I'm sure you can do that too
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>>145732252
All you need to know is that the regular season doesn't matter, and any player who hasn't played in a game deeper than the second round of the playoffs is a shitter.
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lockout in 2 years bros..
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>>145732382
2027 will be a year of parade planning
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>>145732446
Utah Hockey Club started in 2024
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That feels a bit pessimistic?

12th overall: Cole Sillinger was the no-mistake pick for Ottawa that they opted not to grab. He's been an NHL regular.

13th overall: Matt Coronato has torched the AHL and is an NHL contributor for Calgary on pace for like 50 points or something

14th overall: Isak Rosen is point per game in the AHL

15th overall: Sebastian Cossa is like the best goalie in the AHL right now

16th overall: Brennan Othmann would be getting way more minutes but on a stacked team, killing it in the AHL

17th overall: Zachary Bolduc, killed it in the Q, killed it in the A, playing NHL minutes now

18th overall: Chaz Lucius looks like another great pickup who's sitting in the A

19th overall: Fedor Svechkov another point per game AHL player

20th overall: Jesper Wallstedt considered a top 3 goalie prospect

21th overall: Fabian Lysell, maybe not the best - i think boston is looking to move on from him.

22nd overall: Xavier Bourgault traded to Ottawa, another probable failure of a pick.

23rd overall: Wyatt Johnston, looks like an Allstar already.

24th overall: Matthew "Mackie" Samoskevich made the Panthers and has 5 points in 12 games

25th overall: Corson Ceulemans right defenseman who's struggling in the AHL

26th overall: Carson Lambos left defenseman who's struggling in the AHL

27th overall: Zachary L'Heureux, kind of a grinder, decent player.

28th overall: Oskar Olausson maybe a bust but still working his way through the AHL

29th overall: Chase Stillman maybe a bust but still working his way through the AHL

30th overall: Zachary Dean hasn't played that well in the AHL but traded for Barbashev.

31st overall: Logan Mailloux playing NHL minutes but poor defense numbers.

32nd overall: Nolan Allan playing NHL minutes and looks pretty good

Like 4-5 busts including Tyler Boucher and a ton of great players.
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>>145730189
IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE BOTTOM
IF YOU WANNA /HOC/ AND TROLL
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>>145732446
What is this? I can see my flames :)
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>>145732158
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>145732446
Worst records in the NHL?
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>>145730158
Suck
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>>145732617
ye
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>>145732571
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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> Insider: "Hard Feelings" To Blame for Bruins
Ok so what have you homos been doing to ruins?
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>>145732729
Bruins are listening to too much Lorde
its not my fault
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>>145732729
the lack of gay locker room sex is destroying the pooins
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>>145732600
I found lying on your mother's fat arse quite boring
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>>145732757
Didn't askarov.
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>>145732877
lmaov!
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>>145732757
Who??
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The Detroit Red Wings are currently the worst team in Detroit. The Lions are projected to play in the Super Bowl. The Tigers made the playoffs with a very young team and teeny payroll. The Pistons, the team that was all but forgotten, is 7-8 and improving. The Wings are floundering. It's not just on Lalonde or Yzerman although they both deserve blame. This roster plays without heart, doesn't have on-ice leadership, and just plain sucks right now.
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>>145732514
zoomers suck
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>>145732965
Pistons went 14-68 last year, I'm sure they're still worse than the Yzerplans
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>>145732877
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>>145732977
not even the sharks are that bad
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https://youtube.com/shorts/qGqP_7LNb3I

F L A M E S
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Thoughts on my Guildford Flames?
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>>145732963
Retard
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>>145733000
checked
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>>145733013
Who?????
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>>145732972
Martin Necas, a “zoomer” has 30 points in 17 games
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>>145733060
funny how a good majority of the people there are also pretty annoying
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>>145733000
ahahaha flametard doesn't know how to post youtube links
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>>145733028
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>>145732446
Did you already have a file named 'Bottom_5.png'?
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>>145733152
Retard
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>>145732446
using the clubbies logo instead of the yotes logo
damn that's cold..
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For me, it's Howler.
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me? not asking
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>>145733060
never heard of him
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>>145732965
>The Tigers made the playoffs with a very young team and teeny payroll.
i think this says more about the state of the AL Central and the american league in general, both of which are awful. if the white sox can course correct to just winning ~60 games next year, i doubt we ever hear from the detoilet tigers ever again.
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>>145733333
it was almost me
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>>145732994
mopr
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>>145733248
Damn, math kinda beating my ass
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>>145733236
Unlike the red wings, the tigers actually have a good prospect pool and pretty much can go up. Heard they could bring in Alex Bregman too.
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yeah I'm thinkin he's back
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yeah I'm thinkin he's black
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>>145733280
Unlike my islanders
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>>145733344
The president of Peru has a 3% approval rating, that's an exciting season
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>>145733382
Nobody discussed the islanders, “just like my islanders” schizo
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>>145733432
shut the fuck up bud noel and i are gooning in VR right now and i dont need you messing up our flow
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Hey whats going on with the islanders?
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Oh ho ho ho ho ha ha ha ha
Thats soooooooooo my Islanders!
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who the fuck is noel? i can't keep up with all of these schizo /hoc/ personalities
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>>145733432
Prime “I ain’t a furry BUT” character design
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sharkbros we're gonna see askarov in action finally
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>>145733479
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>145733479
Ungrateful little shit
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Flyers are 1 pt out of the final WC spot with a game in hand.
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>>145733493
gross. you should be saving yourself for marriage
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>>145733493
You must have a small pecker, or you're lying.
The more often you're clearing out the wifes pipes the cleaner she smells.
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>>145733479
cute (。◕‿‿◕。)
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>>145733569
I only told her she could marry me if she stopped acting like a retard but I dunno if thats gonna happen theres not much up in that brain of hers.
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>>145733569
this guy gets it
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>>145733578
maybe on planet retard
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>>145733604
If planet retard is where people actually get laid on the reg, the yes.
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I heard the dating scene on planet retard is pretty dire
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>>145733617
I'm sure the total fertility rate is really high there
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>>145733589
does she ever acknowledge bud privately? he spends thousands on merch and super chats and stickers every month so it would be a shame if he got no recognition
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>>145733617
planet retard is wherever you are
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>>145733630
he once submitted his room picture to her and she ignored him
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>>145733579
IT'S NOT CUTE WE'RE FUCKING SHARKS
WE'RE MEAN AND NASTY AND WE'LL BUTTFUCK YOUR TEAM WE HAVE 2 DICKS
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>>145733643
grim
if only mrs bud sr could stomach washing his sheets
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>>145733643
KWAB
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wash your sheets bud there's way too many cum stains
noel was disgusted
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>>145733634
Well, I guess its better than planet virgin at any rate
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>>145733626
Yeah, Chris Sutter and Nolan Trotz takes all the chicks on Planet Retard.
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>>145733648
I thought you were trolling but they do (⊙_⊙)
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>>145733680
>cashier just shakes his head
always cracks me up
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>>145733670
post bodycount
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>>145733475
panthers drafted him in the 2nd round a few years ago
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>>145733773
Why does she have white hair like an old woman
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>>145733773
Bud needs to hit the gym and find a gf otherwise he'll become a wizard
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>>145733778
maybe bud wants to fuck his mom?
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>>145733670
nothing wrong with our planet at all.
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you know what, i don't think someone would name a planet "planet retard"
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planet retard and planet virgin is long island new york based on the posters here
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>>145733787
bud sounds like he needs some hard correction
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>>145733942
what does that have to do with /hoc/
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>>145733950
everything
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>>145733950
Notice where it says /hoc/ ?
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how do laffs actually still have fans ?
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I miss Chambers
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>>145733965
what about it
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>>145733978
Does Justin Bieber count?
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>>145734003
Shut the fuck up chambers
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How will the hockey world react to Ovi breaking the record?
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>>145731842
Grant Fuhr had a blow problem and he won 5 stanley cups. Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Doesn’t he leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it? And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it on his shoulders and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost sheep.’
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>janny finally started the animeocaust
about time
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>>145734024
Ok here's my trip. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.
Goodbye.

36 Chambers##olddirtybastard
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>>145734045
>i cried to the janny and he swept it up
ftfy
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>>145734160
He's such a fucking chad
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>>145734060
jesus chambers calm down you autistic fuck we're all friends here
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i miss chambers
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>>145734025
Libtards will talk about his instawhore profile picture with Putin while conveniently not talking about the 91 North American players who are currently playing in the KHL and therefore contributes to Putin's war.
>>145734034
Did Grant Fuhr sink the Oilers playoff runs two years in a row by being addicted to snow? A lot of players did coke and other shit in the 80s and 90s. Today, not so much, except during the off-season.
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>>145734212
Thus. Nichushkin played a massive role in kraken upsetting the aves
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>>145734212
>>145734034
I know where those 91 players can find 99 sheep
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>>145734212
>Today, not so much
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let's all commit to keeping /hoc/ apolitical, please.
>>/pol/
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>>145734388
nice link faggot
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Iain MacIntyre had a great radio hit today.
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New York Islanders
>(7-7-4, in the Metropolitan Division)
vs
Calgary Flames
>(9-6-3, in the Pacific Division)

Calgary, Alberta; Tuesday, 7 p.m. MST

BOTTOM LINE:
Calgary is 9-6-3 overall and 6-3-0 at home. The Flames have gone 8-1-1 when scoring three or more goals.
New York has a 5-4-2 record in road games and a 7-7-4 record overall. The Islanders have a -8 scoring differential, with 47 total goals scored and 55 given up.
Tuesday's game is the first time these teams meet this season.

TOP PERFORMERS: Rasmus Anderson has four goals and seven assists for the Flames. Matthew Coronato has scored goals over the past 10 games.
Kyle Palmieri has seven goals and nine assists for the Islanders. Maxim Tsyplakov has over the past 10 games.

LAST 10 GAMES: Flames: 4-4-2, averaging two goals, 2.7 assists, 3.6 penalties and 8.1 penalty minutes while giving up 2.5 goals per game.
Islanders: 4-4-2, averaging 2.7 goals, 4.7 assists, three penalties and 6.6 penalty minutes while giving up 2.8 goals per game.

INJURIES
Flames: None listed.
Islanders: None listed.
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After saturday's game against the kitties im convinced the jets are frauds
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>>145734388
>>145734401
dam i fucked it up
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>>145734559
>the battle for noels heart
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>>145733978
they're all boomers who refuse to change
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>>145734830
just like my islanders
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>>145734235
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fuck amazon and fuck gary
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>gary justifies giving the cuckold consolation trophy to the canadian nation
>the sunbelt woman looks on in confusion
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I BELIEVE YOU'RE THE DEVIL
I BELIEVE YOU'RE THE DEVIL'S CHILD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKN2HEAr1VU
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Gary deserves your respect
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the only thing gary "deserves" is
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>>145735283
Piss off intern
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our Sennies :(
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Im not going to watch any hockey tonight because fuck gary amd fuck amazon
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yall chimp bout the most irrelevant things
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>>145735456
cool who the fuck cares
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>only two canadian teams in action
>game is unwatchable in canada
Fuck gary and fuck amazon
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>yall
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>>145735485
The Amazon child workers in the Cambodian sweatshops cares.
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>>145735487
But I can easily watch it in Canada in a legal manner
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>>145735511
but then you're in canada
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Why is Amazon interested in hockey anyway
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>>145735474
i know you meant to be funny, but i think jokes like that can come across as hurtful. maybe we could find a better way to laugh together?
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>>145735456
what about streaming it?
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>>145735544
Okay. Everyone point and laugh at the faggot >>145735544
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>>145735569
that's a crime
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I'll be watching my habbies on rds as usual, nice try bezos ;)
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>>145735535
It's a good thing I'm not a penniless retard without Amazon Prime
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>>145735540
amazon will soon interpolate itself into every aspect of daily life

YOU WILL LIKE IT
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>zombie yotes start the season with a few wins
>fall back to .500 and below within a month
gee who could've predicted this
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>>145735544
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>>145735544
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Gary's not supposed to be there for you, YOU'RE supposed to be there for GARY
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>>145735592
>he pays for a streaming service
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>>145735658
My ever enlarging anus while pushing out a fat shit is always there for Gary
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Capitals/Clubbies and Red Wings/Sharks are too enticing to stay away.
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>>145735670
>he pays for gay magazines
>he says they're for body building purposes
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>7th in Metro

The comeback starts now
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>>145735670
No, I pay for a delivery service so that fags like you have a job
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>>145735689
cope how else will he perfect his deadlifting form?
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>>145735695
and he admits it
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>>145735689
it was a girly magazine
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>he pays a streaming service $9.99 a month to call his gay magazines girly magazines
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>>145730181
Good thing this is /hoc/
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>>145735689
you mean they have other uses?
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>>145735689
>>145735695
Have you considered suicide?
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>>145735708
>no you can't buy everything on amazon, the heckin brick and mortar mom and pop shopparinos are dying!
>>
>monday hockey
>need amazon prime that crashes all the time and cant switch channels or do anything without it fucking taking forever to load again

somehow still better than sportsnet.
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>>145735658
Is that the kind of pep talk gary gives his interns?
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my oilies will surely win tonight
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>>145735752
i read this article the other day. really blackpilled me.
https://www.thenewatlantis.com/publications/compliance-problems-maid-canada-leaked-documents
>hockey?
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>>145735756
sorry if I want you to waddle down the block to pick up your gay magazine bud
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Where did it all go so wrong for them?
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/KRAK/
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>>145735789
boston tea party probably
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>>145735789
When they got rid of based tim thomas
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>>145735789
bergeron and krejci getting old and retiring
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>>145735800
Hey now!
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>>145735789
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>>145735789
Komisarek beating the piss out of Lucic all those times
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>>145735848
This is the answer. Zboril was the only one ranked in that area, meanwhile Barzal and Connor were major fallers.
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>>145735752
No cause I am not a limp dicked confused faggot like you.
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>>145735797
krak
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>>145735865
Looks like he took it out on his wife lol
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who's the bigger fraud?
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connor bedard is playing like connor retard this year
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>>145735902
Hold up
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>>145735726
my dude its nothing but roided men in those magazines
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>>145735913
so much for being a generational talent
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>>145735902
devils for banking on markstrom
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>>145735797
>>145735894
my kniggas
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>>145735913
Damn I guess his mom should have let him eat a hamburger maybe he would have grown a little bit and been more NHL ready.
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>>145735919
hence it being a girl magazine, my sister used to hide one under her bed until she moved it and I couldn't find it anymore
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>>145735879
imagine if they drafted barzal, connor and chabot
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>>145735951
Okay. So it got her pussy all wet and tingly just like it gets Swedish anons butthole all wet and tingly. I see now.
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>>145735919
cope they're natty
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>>145735777
Disgusting. As usual, no demands are ever placed on authorities by higher authorities, and if it is ever proven that they have done wrong, they will just be transferred to another authority where they continue to do evil things
>>145735893
But you are, because you're paying money to stream.
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>>145735957
or konecny or boeser. aho, cernak, rasmus andersson, hintz, and dunn all went in the 2nd round that year, too.
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>>145735919
our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks
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>>145735933
>implying the rags aren't 99% reliant on igor
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>>145735942
It's a great day to win a hockey game
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>>145736044
igor is actually good though and quick is playing even better
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>>145736045
I have bad news for you.
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>>145736001
I'm not that retard that pays for amazon.
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>>145736033
my dad used to call me a pussy for changing behind a towel in the gym locker room
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>>145736089
my kr-ACKies
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>>145736033
Very true you must embrace what God provided for you and make the best out of any bad situation.
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What went wrong with Taylor Hall?
He had the potential to be elite and had one great season but he never fully developed after that, was it just the injuries?
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>>145736116
he is dumb as a post
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>>145736089
broship spotted
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>>145736089
so I bet the bruins are elite since they're tall?
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>>145736116
Ruined by Edmonton.
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>>145736116
chicago kills good prospects. murders them. all sports. hockey, football, you name it
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>>145736108
>dat bulge
he's bigger than that la kings player
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>>145736089
Thank fuck for the Big Rig
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>>145736144
true but he was 32 when they got him
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>>145736116
he's lazy and partied too much
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>>145736089
>kraken
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>>145736116
He doesn't compete.
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>>145736166
sometimes I forget that he was on bruins
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>>145736116
Definitely going to be looked at as a confusing career because of that one Devils season, most modern players are pretty predictable. Including the Devils at that time he played for some really stinky organizations and I'd assume at Boston he was kind of an odd man out
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>>145736158
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>>145736147
huby has some nice balls ill give him that
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>>145736116
second most points from his draft class, perfectly fine career
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>>145736116
He's more of a physical attributes player than a skill player so as the league became a zoomer league he couldn't keep up
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most of the games will be a blowout according to the scientists at moneypuck.com
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>>145736226
>annunen
how many goalies have the aves gone through? at this rate they should start asking /hoc/ posters to play goalie
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>>145736195
He's in no way a bust but he could have been more

>Jeff Skinner has most games played from that draft class
Would be funny if he missed play offs again with Edmonton lmao
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>>145736164
what is this.. A PICTURE FOR ANTS?
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>>145736226
sharks might be worth a bet
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>>145736226
That's not what those odds mean
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Our Norm (:
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>>145736226
>Trusting the Bruins
>Trusting the Avs
>Trusting the Oilers
>Not trusting my Shorks to get the job done
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>>145736116
he had a couple other seasons that were in the ballpark of his best one.
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John Tavares is probably the best example of a player who is consistently solid at almost PPG but not quite elite level
Unless he wins the cup he is likely never getting into the HoF
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>>145736305
He has a magical amulet, he'll make it in
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>>145736305
If he stayed on the leafs he would have made it in as a 'leafs legend' despite not winning anything, but now that he's on a shit team nobody cares about he'll fade into obscurity
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>>145736305
The HoF lets all kinds of losers in so he'll get in. His decline has also been masked by the rise in scoring since 2017-18
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>>145736226
>cunnypuck
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>>145736206
you're locked in
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>>145736177
I alwayus remember he was on the Sabres becaause Kevyn Adams barely got anything for him.
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>>145736330
He's still on the Leafs team
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>>145736184
John Chayka Coyotes, fucking hell
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>>145736186
Shannon's cat is "big boned"
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>rags
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>>145736305
The shadow cabal of new york jews will vote against him for betraying the island
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Gary gave us a great schedule tonight. [say something off the cuff, refer to GaryComplimentes.pdf for ideas if necessary]


Thank you, Gary!
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>The Athletics' Josh Yohe states that Pittsburgh general manager Kyle Dubas is happy to get rid of Ryan Graves, Tristan Jarry and Erik Karlsson, but also that there is most likely lukewarm interest in that trio from other clubs.

>Yohe also states that Marcus Pettersson is more or less lost, that he will be traded to a new club and according to the information Vancouver and Edmonton are interested in the former Skellefteå defenseman.
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>rags
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>>145736479
I WILL BUY THE NEW JERSEYS, ESPECIALLY THE UTAH ONE
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Our Norm (:
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>Jew York Poops
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>>145736491
>I want to get rid of these guys I signed and traded for
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>>145736509
uh oh poopy briefs
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say rags one more time
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>>145736226
You don't understand what those numbers mean.
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My habs aren't the worst team in the league anymore but they might be in a few hours
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my avies :)
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it's over
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>rags
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>>145736563
those weren't evil spririts, it was tiny troy on the hunt for more rascal bacteria that causes itchy flakes
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>>145736557
but the development they will experience is INVALUABLE
>>
I'm excited to listen to Tuuka and Bergy commentate tonight's game
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i'm excited to not ask
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>>145736611
Don't be jealous of finnish goaltending
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...and the rockets red GLAY-AIR
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>smell the salts
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get a grip bud, you're losing it
>>
For academic reasons, I shall watch soilers at hasb tonight. I will be milliseconds away from switching off these shitters, mind.
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>fights 3 minutes into the game for no good reason
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Viel lost that fight :(
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>>145736656
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landeskog came out for EJ's 1000 game ceremony
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>>145736544
those numbers mean nothing if they ignore goalies
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>>145736679
that's cool
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>>145736679
I would try to knee him on my first shift
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get on with it
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>>145736677
For me its both because my meds (acid) make me into a smart pickle :3
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>scoreless draws
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my broons :(
>>
When you keister a puck to you put in in sideways or circle ways?
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Just ate some cashew nuts bros
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>>145736679
Landeskog speaks English with his kids. He can fuck off and die.
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>>145736733
honey mustard nuts?
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>>145736733
Cashews are the least healthy nut, retard
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>>145736744
cashew nuts
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for me it's cashew nuts
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>>145736743
No point in teaching kids dying languages
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I don't eat nuts since they're high in calories
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Mom, hoc's asking about my nuts again.
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>>145736237
annunen's been the backup since about last march, he's hot and cold as a starter but pretty crap as a relief
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>>145736762
They’re nutrient dense, retard
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Tuukka has barely spoken
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>>145736743
You'd rather your native swahili?
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>>145736767
we don't sign our posts here
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Who here /pistachio/
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fun fact cashews are neither a pea nor a nut
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>>145736784
based
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>>145736779
I do, retard
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>>145736786
????
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>>145736784
didn't care much for that long nose freak
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shelled peanuts are pretty based desu
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>Broons
>Losing already
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The mighty Russian Empire has scored another goal. Soon, you will all be subsumed.
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>>145736808
monty is hitting the bottle tonight
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>>145736819
he'll be hitting the streets shortly
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my broons are even getting up shorties :((
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LMAO GARYS HENCHMEN BTFO

THATS WHAT YOU GET GARY

RIG THE GAME

THEY

WILL

PAY

THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS GARY
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>>145736591
I'm glad their development over the past 3 years is paying off
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my avs are looking good and killed a ref :)
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getting fed up of these late games
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>>145736823
he'll be heading to rehab by christmas
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>>145736841
mountain chads stay winning
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>>145736831
a testament to their development over the previous 10
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>>145736841
its 530 pm
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>manson just killed a ref
kinda based
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If we can just get another center to play behind saku we're set
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>>145736841
Gary forgets that his customers need to wage
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>>145736856
It’s 7:31 pm retard
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>>145736862
t.
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Swayman showing what a bargain he is!
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>>145736856
It is!
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>>145736856
it's 19h30 juan
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ref sleepy
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tfw you're never gonna get a power play again
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>>145736866
maybe in galactic standard retard time
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>removing the helmet
goof
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someone quick what's your parents login I promise not to order anything
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>>145736870
Swayman really checked out the second he got his deal signed
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Crying for multiple reasons tonight.

First for obvious reasons. Second - I didn't realize all of the CBJ has Johnny Gaudreau's number on the front of their jerseys. Such a sweet tribute.
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total ref death after that shitshow against ottawa the other night
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>>145736895
Does the rest of the team (including the veteran leadership) not like Swaydawg?
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>Crying for multiple reasons tonight.

>First for obvious reasons.
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>>145736907
the rat publicly called him out for being a diva. I wouldn't be surprised if they do
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>>145736898
go back desu!!!!!!
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>>145736879
Justice for how many PPs they used to get
>>
It pains me watching the Bs whif on chances that other teams 4th liners would bury 99% of the time. And it happens 3-4 times a game.
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watching the bruins just isnt the same without jack edwards. just boring generic garbage broadcasters
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>rags
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>>145736941
It's crazy how bad they are this season. they can't get pucks in the net
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DROP THE FUCKING PUCK GARY
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>>145736941
you think your 4th line should be scoring 4 goals per night?
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I’m not watching any of the games tonight.
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>>145736848
How about >laffs development over the last 70?
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>>145736946
we don't play tonight and are on a two game winning streak, IDIOT
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freddy needed to bury that
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>>145736971
welcome to /hoc/ newfag
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webm of ded ref?
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>>145736962
man when you found this image you must have thanked the Heavens above and promised to use it everyday
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>>145736967
gary worked hard on tonight's schedule
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>gathering of the clans
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>>145736942
I miss him but he was really struggling last season. now I'm watching bergy and tuukka show their disappointment in the bruins
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my armpits are starting to smell like sautéed onions waiting for my oilers game to start
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>>145736999
they're drafting high
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>>145736991
>gary worked hard
that's why he earns all the money
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monty put his 3rd trash d pair out with 1st line. wtf does he expect
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>>145736972
damn dude learn to make a webm
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>>145736991
*his interns worked hard on tonight's schedule
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>>145737012
good thing he took his 10 boosters
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>>145737020
Deodorant nigga damn
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>>145737020
don't you shower every morning?
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merkulov (AHL) just shoots into the goalies glove
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>>145737056
it's a waste of time and water
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>>145737056
WFH, I only shower right before going into the office so no one smells the weed on my hair
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my broons :(((
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>>145737056
no, but I did today but decided to be frugal and not waste a layer of deodourant
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former bruin van reems dyke scores
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>>145736981
You can have my extremely small shitty gif
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>19 minutes past start time
>clock still isn't running on NHL.com

I will not watch a second of your pre-game shit Gary
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Lol 0-3 what the fuck are they doing?
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shut the fuck up frenchie
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>>145737090
thanks
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>>145737056
i havent showered in a month
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>>145736981
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>>145737078
laval west legend
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>>145737037
Are you gonna cry, intern? Does our collective disinterest in your plight anger you? Well, I think you did a great job this year on schedule, Kevin, keep chugging' along, you little angry man
>Gary likes your "moxy", whatever the fuck that means
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>>145737095
aiming directly at the goalie
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>>145737102
look at that ass
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>>145737104
that's suspension worthy
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>>145737078
J'ai jamais vraiment aimé Pierre tant que ca. C'est pas comme s'il y avait pas des dizaines et des dizaines de descripteurs qui pourrait pas faire une aussi bonne job ou meilleure s'ils en avaient l'opportunité.
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>>145737102
bet your gf likes that
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>>145737104
what a bitch. that wasnt bad at all
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>>145737104
wouldnt hasve gotten hurt if he didn't flop like Stutzle without the hockey pants
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>>145737102
Longest I’ve been without showering was 3 weeks
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>>145737100
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this post immediately. His history and tradition with the Canadiens is something that’s beyond your years. I’m asking you not to disrespect that over a puck that hadn't dropped
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>>145737135
>gf

anon, pls
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>>145737154
>>145737154
>>145737154
NEW
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this man has won more stanley cups than connor mcdavid
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>>145737104
>you must be really hurt, Dunning
>get off the ice ya pussy
>you fucking woman
>you fucking got balls you fucking titfucker?



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