Stop running Jon.
it's embarrassing that dana has let this farce drag on. there should have been an immediate unification fight, not some sideshow with a retired firefighter.
finna get swole
Stinkpinall on the thread
Next card starts at 5 AM. really comfy watching fights during breakfast
>first time in years fighting an actuall opponent and not a can after losing his last fight to a boosted can>legacy shatteredAnyone calling him a GOAT claiming he was better than Fedor(DC and Joe Retard) is a clown He wasn't ever even a top heavyweight in his division especially when he spend 3 years on a stupid trilogy with half retired DC, after years of being fed Cans.FIodor is and always will be the HW GOAT
Fuck Miocic, DC, Joe Retard, Pissrael Shitesanya and all their favourite fighters.
>>145731441based
>Colby vs a buck
>>145731441Did Danner pay DC extra to verbally polish Jon's cock throughout/after the fight or did he do that willingly?
>>145731430Prime Stipe heems prime Fedor.
>>145731496When was he in his prime? When he was fighting cans or when he was fighting a fat midget DC?
>>145731496stipe got mauled by JDS, he has zero head movementanthony joshua would knock stupiey out as well
Asspainal already lost the aura match with Jon brothers, meekly passing them out of fear of being noticed
>>145732295i guarantee you he had no idea who they were, jones dad even came over to escort GODspinall to his seat kwanb
19 days until Gane fights.
>>145731530Probably the Reem fight. Not sure against Fedor but he would easily have had beaten Jones.
>>145730816(((dana))) always does this, he likes to get as much out of his cash cow.
>>145731531the 48-47 MAULING
19 days until Gane dies!!!
it's pretty obvious jones only did all that so trump would stop calling khabib the goat
You gotta love Ole Jonesy
I go hard in the motherfuckin Prates nigga
Jon Jones loves older men with blue eyes.
Things you'll never see Jon Jones do in his life? I'll start
>>145734110thats trumps MO. he expresses disapproval of people who then desperately work to gain his approval.same with rogan when he endorsed rfk and went on to sucking him off for 3 hours on his podcast.
>>145731530are you implying that Fraudor wasn't fighting cans in Pride pro wrestling Championships? LMFAO
When Tom Aspinall gets heemed by Jon Jones, what will the new cope /heem/ will say?
finally found a job, signing the contract tomorrow
Seriously that speech by DC before the fight was completely unnecessary and unprecedented.
>>145734147Tom had diarrhea
>>145734145Be careful man the jannies are handing out bans for ANY discussion of a certain individual even if its an MMA related post
>>145734154And uncomfortable
>>145734128Tom's success comes as no surprise when you see his team
>>14573083911 am here really comfy if it snows too
>>145734169What success he has no 0 he has no belt and he only has smark jeets reddit and ariel on his side
>>145734154at least they didn't make him spin in a circle while the camera orbits around him
>>145734154they were trying really hard to make it some kind of epic moment but it just didn't hit the mark, might've worked if they had someone else doing it but they probably chose DC since he fought them both
>>145734139Why does DC even accept this shitSay what you want about khabib, he is way more of a real one than DCKhabib refuse to talk to Jones because he is friend with Cormier while Cormier accept to be constantly humiliated by the UFC/Jones
SOMEONES OH HAS GOT TO GO
>>145734128I dont understand the appeal of those tight suits
>>145734189I can only think he is really bad with money even just debasing himself with Sanko is a minstrel show, as much as I admire Jon's bullying of DC this was too much tbph
Bo Nickal wasn’t happy with the commentary team calling his fight:“To hear things like [Daniel Cormier] say ‘oh he’s not ready for Khamzat’…It was a little disappointing to hear some of those comments from people I respect a lot.”source: https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1858601289560563840
>>145734147>jon's last official heem was against parker porter in 2008
>>145734139knockout someone significantly bigger than him
>>145734216bo nigger is so fucking annoying. so arrogant. he fights like shit.
>>145734154Does anyone has a youtube video of the moment ?>>145734196Both overrated fraudsI think shavkat is the biggest fraud since everybody worship only because of that Finish rate and aura Usman kill both of them
>>145734216That whole interview was pure delusion
>>145734154Im always down for some DC humiliation ritual.
>>145734196The celtic mincer fears the 'gol
>>145734196shavkat heems with ease
>>145734216But its the truth
>>145734224DC had the greatest physique in the history of the UFC
>>145734234Kek might crop more of these so we can enjoy 5 renditions a thread
ufc talent pool is so bad people actually think garry is good
>>145734224>biggerNothing to do with the knockoutYour chin is your chin wheter you small or notMaybe because of the reach, its harder to land on the chin of your ennemy
>>145734261literally no one thinks garry is good
>>145734216Damn he's delusional
>>145734224DC was so based. Bantamweight build fighting at heavyweight.
>>145734216it was a good performance he clearly won every round of, just not very dominantly or excitingly. i don't think it's a mark against how good he is at all when he just stuck to a gameplan and it worked. though i hope he tightens up the striking a bit, the woodburn ko was rather retarded looking
>>145734240He is turkic>>145734241He is overratedBelal/JDM/Usman will beat him
>>145734261Good thing shavcuck is absolute trash who went to war with Jeff Neal (Garry 30-26 victim)
>>145734224Jon ruined this man look at the manatee he has become
>>145734268When he knocks out shartkat you'll see
no dickal clearly has no faith in his grappling and is ngmi
>>145734270Yeah, his resume is one of the most impressive ones out there. Became the light heavyweight and heavyweight champ while being a chubby 5'8 manlet.
bo nickal is undefeatedkhamzat chimaev has lost twicedo the math
I have a feeling Garry will dance around Shavkat and win a tit for tat battle with relative ease. He'll probably land the better shots too
>>145734268Yeah but thats because of his outside the ring activities Halo effect is huge amongst UFC fansIf they like the guy, he is good and vice versa
>>145734275My cousin in any event and destroyer of the celtic shirt lifter
>>145734284Reach matter more and he was an olympian wreslter
shan't engage with the frangerian poofter
>>145734298What
>>145734319You tell me
looking back islams win over charles wasn't that impressive, it took him 2 rounds to knock him on his ass when everyone else did it in 1. the only difference is he's the only one that knew what a submission is
>>145734319My cousin in any event and destroyer of the celtic shirt lifter
paul craig would sub khamzat
Charles won because I wore my Charles shirt and had an acai bowl that day.The girls working at the acai place are finer than froghair, god damn.
>>145734305>britfaggot seethe out of nowhere
looking back islams wins over everyone he's fought weren't that impressive
>>145734333Froghair ?
>>145734339the moment i knew bonig wasn't ready for mma grappling
If a hype train looks like absolute shit at any point, they’re going to probably make it to the title picture
>>145734348I like Islam because he often tries to make the fights exciting instead of being a pure crotch sniffer like Khabitch.
>>145734339bo niggle went life and death with cody brundage
>>145734364topuria never looked like absolute shit
>>145734364the dricus law
I'll never understand how bongs heemed abos injuns micks and jeets but the fre*ch who were right there escaped
>>145734339>I am so offended they said im not ready for khamzat Kwab.
>>145734348true, his best wins are poisoned charles and a featherweight on short notice
>>145734357That's the joke. Finer than frog hair would be extremely fine (they don't have hair).
>>145734357The point is frogs don't have hair b don't get hungry now
yo wtf the figgaraido vs yam card starts 3AM newyork time and main card starts 6AM the ufc can't fucking do this to us
>>145734390>muh FW hypocrite copeIf anything the volk win is very impressiveYou guys will hate your own boys just because of BDS contrarianism
>>145734357Frogs don't have hair is the joke, so it would be so fine it doesn't even exist
>>145734370
>>145734399Figgy smalls bros ...
>>145734364>>145734375There's different types of looking like shit, Chimaev vs Burns or Rakmonov vs Neal or any of DDPS are okay because violent close wars keep the fans interested. Bo just sent everyone to sleep by being a boring bum
>>145734408that's not absolute shit he just made a little miscaculation
>>145734196a combined 0 good wins between thm
>>145734397lmfao
>>145734402it would have been a good win if he didn't go life and death with him and get clobbered. the second fight was how the first one was supposed to go and islam only pulled it off by stacking every possible advantage
garry>shavkat>jdm>garry
>>145734357The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
>>145734399Prelims can be skipped, its all east asian regional bums. I MIGHT set an alarm for the Yan fight because he's my boy
>>145734408if bo n did this to paul there wouldn't be an issue
>My BoysA family>Your BoysA glorified crew
>>145734427dude michel prazares is a MARAUDER
Smokin cigs w/ my nigs
>>145734455Imagine gloating about boxing the Gracies
name the chinese can that dropped cucknado garry without googling
>>145734450bo dominated a 25 fight vet for 15 minswhat's the issue
>>145734471li jingliang
Drat
>>145734440Still a good win. Look at how well FWs coming up do against LWs, max beat the fucking shit out gaethje and then lost his next fight
>>145734471song kenan. he fights this weekend
>>145734471youssef zalal
>>145734462mma fans and media are like little grade schoolers so in shock of a nigga smoking cigarettes like it's completely verboten
chinese martial arts
>>145734507Kino follow ups lol
>>145734390For Islam DESTROYING charles at his peak to not be a good win you must concede that Charles is a shit fighter. We both know you don't have the intellectual honesty to do that >inb4 muh abu dabi or muh poison cope
bo will probably lose one when he fights a ranked opponent then come back go on a run through the division and fight for the title
so... are we getting up early to watch yan vs fig?
>>145731430Fedor never fought in UFC and therefore is ineligible to be in the GOAT consideration >inb4 pride was better than ufc No it wasn’t grandpa
Charles is a decisionator now is so over
>>145734532nooo the guy with double digit losses couldn't possibly be shit
>>145734538
>>145734551Before the Islam fight heem was calling him the LW GOAT
>>145734553
>>145734440FW skill > LW
>>145734564are these really the best brains for the art
>>145734471song konan or something
he has arrived
>>145734471samurai jack
>>145734570yeah every featherweight just cuts the extra 10 pounds to fight in a harder division for the fun of it
>>145734473that's not domination that's paul craig knowing he's not beating bo without a finish and deciding it's not worth dogfighting. he just got heemed by borralho who is now at the top of the division and before that he got subbed by allen. more important than anything else is that bo doesn't understand how important it is to make a statement and not let your stock tank. that's how you end up needing a leon or belal tier streak just to get a title shot.
>>145734551Holy mother of cope
>>145734230Shavkat feels like a Tony/Jiri tear fighter where he can get by with a lot flaws through sheer physical attributes and autism
>>145734582hows the sex doll been working malaysia bro?
>>145734582Yan in the Land of his ancestors
You now remember when Yan was seen as the boogeyman of 135
>>145734629...and he still is
Okay then you SHOULD Islam have fought for it to be a good win?
>>145734507>>145734539for me, it's wang cong
>>145734582he's home*
>>145734642>Okay then you SHOULD Islam have fought for it to be a good win?Sorry i think my esl is acting up, huh?
>>145734599uhhh that's another malaysian anon
>>145734644Wang Cong (they/them)
>Someone is hyped as the Brazza Killer>Everyone worship him>"Man he is the future GOAT, Brazzas are shitting their pants as we speak">Fight the Brazza>Get fucking Mauled by the Brazza>Everybody forgets you and you are even used as an argument why the Brazza is actually bad >"Man he was a fraud anyway, knew it"And you repeat
>>145734642he should have squashed volk the first time and he should stop ducking tsarukyan like he's been doing for the past 9 months
>>145734659who not you
>>145734642Khabib
>algerian shitskin is having a melty againKWAB
>>145734690lost to tibau
>>145734680He couldnt because Volk was that goodThats why you retards dont getIslam struggled against him because Volk was insanely good when not flushed, not because Islam is bad
>>145734450
>>145734672>/heem/ is one person
>>145734216>30-27surely even bo knows those scorecards were rigged
>>145734680Poirier only got a title shot because Arman turned Islam down. When Islam dispatches of him again you'll cope that Arman is a midget and a FW (because he had one single fight there) >>145734690they have many times you've just never seen it
>>145734642
what's that smell?
>>145734272doo was scared of craigs power lmao
>>145734668if you say so
>>145734732Dont eat egg salad
As someone without much vested interest in brazzas, Islam vs Volk 1 was a pretty decent fight for Islam's legacyIt wasn't like Reyes vs Jons or GSP vs Hendricks where they were getting clearly dominated for multiple rounds It was a competitive fight where it seemed Islam was pulling ahead in most of the rounds, and then Volkanovski had a strong performance in round 5. It's the type of fight that was disastrous in the moment but slowly became a bit impressive as time passed. Kind of like Volk vs Max 2 or O'Malley vs Yan
>>145734216He still thinks he’s in daycare and not the real world. That’s how collegiate athletes are
>>145734642win the welterweight belt
eugh there it is again what the fuck is that?
>Destanie
>>145734721islam was miraculously ready to fight again after a year in the bench right after arman had just come out of a fight and still 7 months later it hasn't been signed, brother went to the wire with fucking hip replacement poirier, it's so obvious he doesn't want that fight
>>145734740Is it possible for female HWs to be attractive ?
>>145734749>impressive as time passedas time passed and volk only ever beat fraudriguez for the rest of his career
Destiny.
>>145734642money fight vs clay guida
>>145734784He is going to get raped by Jon Jones.
>>145734740interesting, let's get a brap check. we can compare them against clarissa's
>>145734782That's because he flushed himself by taking Islam up on short notice and then double flushed himself by overlooking Ilia
Why are muzzies so weak? Is it because they were buckbroken throughout history?
>>145734804If there's any country that shouldn't be talking about historic buckbreaking, it's slovenia
>>145734784Lets say he lose against JonesWhat happen
>>145734757>october to march is a year Yea yea I'm sure Islam is so terrified of a guy he already 30-27ed while so sick that Abdulmanap wanted him to pull out https://www.sportskeeda.com/mma/news-islam-makhachev-s-severe-illness-scare-major-fight-left-even-khabib-nurmagomedov-s-father-worried-reveals-teammate
>>145734787>>145734818Jon won't fight him.
What excuses will you guys make when Jones submits Tom?
i for one think jourdain will be a prawlblem at bantamweight
>>145734804>Slovenia >Talking about buck broken
>>145734818He moves on with his career and likely becomes champion after Jones retires There's not many heavyweights that compete with Aspinall right now, he's completely run over the upper ends of the division. Unless you think pillowfisted Gane who we've seen get dropped BAD by fighters worse than Aspinall and who got exposed on the ground twice is going to beat him
>>145734814>>145734844you guys are new
>>145734829Maybe but lets say it happens and Jones winsWhat happen ?I think Jones would be the indisputed n°1 Goat, especially if he beat Pereira afterwardsAs for Aspinall it wouldnt be that much of a problem because he would be able to bonne back easily
i'm not even mad at islam for being fraudulent it's not his fault, he's in a mickey mouse weightclass where the best prospects are paddy pimblett and moicano. it's impossible to get a good win, even lhw has a better outlook and i mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent
>>145734838Tom was poisoned by abu dhabi rats
>>145734870If he beat Dricus, its literally over for MW and LHW
Abdulmanapping an absolutely atrocious Ankalaev on the Chimaev
>>145734870>decision (majority)>submission (injury)
Islam brazza you sick you need pull out No you don't fight I call Dana right now and cancel fight
>>145734840jourdain is based
>>145734885And why would the emirates choose Jones over Tom ?Both arent Muslims
>>145734838dana paid tom a billion
>>145734838Why postulate non-possibilities
>>145734864>>145734864The skill level of LW is still far and way better than 205. It's just that the new wave of prospects fell flat and couldn't break through outside of ArmanPoirier is still a great fighter and will be remembered as one, hes a good win for charles and Islam, meanwhile fucking jamalaalolollol was champ at 205
>>145734838They'll just say he is polish
tom aspinall is a glass cannon. jones will force him into a real fight and tommy will crumble.
>>145734920
the fans don't give a shit about Tom, they want to see Jon vs Jamahal
Jon doesn't believe he can beat Tom, so why should anyone else?
Jon Jones doesn't need to fight Tom Aspinall.
>>145734895 he didn't pull out and fought sicksomething BDStards claim brazzas don't do
jon is not ducking tom, he would decisionate tom BRUTALLY. what jon is actually scared of is being forced to fight marvelous mick afterwards, it's mick he is ducking but you marks are too stupid to see it
dana whitehunter campbellsean shelby mick maynard
Tom doesn't have a single good win.
>>145735037Pavlovich was good
>>145735032Amazing weight loss for Mick Parker
>>145735036GaneSchaubTonyChael
>>145735037Volkov Blaydes
>>145734853Dumb retard. Asspisshit has zero grappling and Gane went five rounds with big Frank without getting rocked meanwhile Asspisshit gets rocked in every fight of his. You're a dumb retard faggot.
>>145735044"no"
arman will be islam's first good win at lightweight. crazy shit
Jon doesn't have a single good win.
>>145735078Reyes
Ian Gay
>>145735078stipe win is better than trannyspinall whole resume
Tom Aspinall has never been rocked, wobbled or even stung.
>>145735037on a weeks noticed with an injured back he stepped in vs the -then- scariest man in the UFC and heemed him in a minute
>>145735078he just dominated the HW GOAT Sting Miocic
I'm so glad I didn't post my 309 slips. I'd kill myself out of embarrassment considering how wrong I was. I feel like D.C amidst a humiliation ritual without the paycheck
>>145735078glover
>>145735078Smith
Tomala Harrispinall lost.
>>145735037Jon Jones via retirement
>>145735087
>>145735058>Asspisshit has zero grapplingthen how come he subbed volkov in round 1?
>>145735097i got rinsed in the picks but in hindsight it seems so obvious. jon, charles, and niggal were always locks
>>145735088>the -then- scariest man in the UFCLe tko man? Reem already folded him years ago
>>145735058>Asspisshit has zero grapplingTell that to Volkov>Gane went five rounds with big FrankGane got wrestlefucked by a Francis with no knees
aspinall beat the goat tybura
>>145735087The worst hes ever looked hurt was Arlovski unironicallyincredibly bad look for pav, volkov and blaydes
>jones ruins the legacy of the undisputed belt by ignoring the distinguished #1 contender>jones ruins the legacy of the interim belt by making tom defend it>jones plans on ruining the bmf belt by wrestling to win itlevels
>>145734230Poosman is flushed and full of roids>>145734196Imagine how hilarious it would be if ian "yabba dabba doo" gary won
>>145735139Arlovski literally never landed clean, watch it in slow motion if you have to
>>145735115Hahahahaha
>>145735088pavlovich was always trash(much like bussyspinall). He was and is the amir albazi of the heavyweight division
>He took down the lanky guy with the slendermen buildthey can't be serious
>>145735125Reem? That guy who got folded by Curtis Blaydes who got folded by Pav?
can you degenerate homosexuals keep your depraved fantasies out of the mixed martial arts discussion please
>>145735152Is that why he immediately shot for his life on a 43 year old .500 fighter
>>145735139when was aspinall hurt in the arlovski fight lol. did he even hit him at all
bussyspinall was getting pieced up by 40 year old arlovski. look it up it's true
>>145735125Yeah but that was when he was still green in mma. Peak pablovich knocked out tai freakin tuivasa.
>>145730806Is it okay to watch MMA while trying to get in a peaceful state of mind with Yoga
arlovski was just about to finish aspinall off before corrupt mark smith broke up the action over a nonexistent foul
arlovski is the only win gay boy jones acknowledged btw lmao
18 men have tried so solve trannyspinall in a mma setting. 3 have succeded
>>145735220Jon is a wikipedia warrior
>>145735177Stop shoving Black dildos up your bussy and you won't queef at every mention of sex
Aspinall vs Gane for the vacant undisputed heavyweight belt. You heard it here first.https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1858629445608726828
sting like a bee sting like a butterfly
>>145735240that was before the volkov rebuild
>>145735250do you think rebuild volkov beats gane b
>>145735236There will be no vacant belt.
>>145735205>getting pieced up by 40 year olduuuuhhhh anon...I.....
>>145735253Isn't she married?
>>145735240fag fagnes has never looked this slick in his life
>>145735274Husband is a cuckProbably like Nina husband, ring girls husbands etc...
Jon Jones has never looked like this in his life
>>145735261What exactly do you think happens if Jones refuses to fight Tom and only wants Alex
Once Jon and Stipe fight for the undisputed belt the interim belt ceases to exist and Tom ceases to exist
>>145735273Beautiful air punches
>>145735273He was trying so hard to eyepoke him, didn't see him get warned once either
>>145735259definitely, i wouldn't lay money on it but there are a lot of factors at play. he wrestled intelligently against tai, it's only 3 rounds, and you never know if gane will show up locked in
>>145735295KWAB!!!What a gay little crybaby!!
>>145735303this. literally 0 punches landed in that whole webm. trannyspinall stans have reached a new copium level
>>145735273stipe is throwing those slowmotion underwater bad dream punches and he's still piecing him up lmao. this is embarassing
>interim belt
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/tom%20stripped/>Tom will be stripped the second the fight startsWhatever happened there?
>>145735297Jon vacates the belt and Tom is promoted to undisputed, this has been confirmed (not that it needed to be for those of us who aren't retarded)
Why is Aspinall looksmaxxing?
>>145735295Tom Aspinall never looked like this in his life
>>145735273when stipe started throwing those unc calf kicks i knew it was over
>>145735327Mentall illness
>>145735273>Not a single clean shot connected.Wew.
>>145735273uncanny
>>145735303Jon ran away and turned his back from air punches? >>145735295>
Ranked Canadian UFC fighter Aymeng Zahabi
>>145735326The interim champ defended the interim belt and you still think anything is "confirmed." Average Tommy fan. But for your own sake I hope he gets handed a free undisputed belt too.
Tomala is getting stripped by Arthur and Chandler as we speak. They gave him good kneepads for when his Jondaddy arrives.
>>145735236The thing is Gane legit beats Aspinall, but Gane ends the Jones meme
this is why it's important for the ufc to build new stars. many jones fans didn't even know who tom was until last week.
>>145735273Stipe was always a bum.
Why did Dana act like he was unaware Nick Diaz is methed out?
>>145735273Its so funny how the fucking REF just LET that roid monkey splay his hands and literally make Stipe unable to get to Jones without getting eyepokedCLOSE YOUR FUCKIGN HANDS, dude is a fucking pussy, running away and eye poking
>>145735364>The interim champ defended the interim beltnot unprecedentedwhy are you still keeping up the "tom's getting stripped" gimmick long after he's supposed to have been stripped
>>145735295Jonesy had to be walked out on a wheelchair after the Santos fight.
>>145735212Miss her so much
>>145735357>Jon avoided punches Correct
>>145735236Gane will never fight Aspinall
>>145735403jon won that fight >>145735357jon won that fight >>145735334jon won that fight bussyspinall lost and got gaped by blaydes. strolled of the arena in a cuck trolley. HOW EMBARRASSING. WHAT A LOSER.
>>145735418Excellent post.
>>145735418jon lost all of those fights
>>145735364you also said this
>>145735276
For me, it's Dana White. The best promoter to ever do it.
>>145735396You think I give a single fuck whether Tom has the interim belt or not? You must be at war with someone else over this. My only stance is that the UFC does whatever they want and Tommy isn't guaranteed anything. Just like they pulled the Blaydes rematch out of thin air for convenience they can pull a vacant undisputed title fight out of thin air.>>145735425Your mental illness disgusts me if that's not a joke.
>>145735295Imagine what would happen if jon lands a knee stomp.
>>145735439Nothing because Tom had surgery to get his knee fixed, he'd been fighting with one leg until the blaydes fight
>>145735334
bo needs to stay on the roster because his last name sounds like the gamer word
heeminder jon jones forewent his perfect retirement to grovel on his knees for a payday he's never getting and retire via a tweet, nice GOAT you got there KWANB
>>145735386uh it's called hand fighting sweaty*pokes your eye*oops my bad heh nothin personnel
>>145735455Bo will never get cut even if he loses they've already invested in the project
>please just retire already Kwab.
Intel bong here. Interesting developments for the heavyweight division. Aspinall was reportedly offered a fully paid for prescription of Ozempic and a tape worm to be administered by Dr Greg Hsu. Aim is to make Middleweight by July next year with the understanding that Belal will be stripped and cut.
>>145735461>to grovel on his knees for a payday he's never gettingBut enough about TomalaExcept only one knee KWAB!!!
That main event had "someone get unc to bed" bellator vibes
Conor is going after cyborg on twitter lmao
I wonder if hap and ace are lucid enough to understand that their fazza is a can
>>145735472yeah. and he'll still be guaranteed a main card spot.
>>145735529based
>>145735529he's trying to suck it
>>145735529
>>145735553Not hazving a win in 8 years is crazy
>>145735553her cock is huge, conor doesnt know shit
>>145735529Fucking kek.
>>145735454
>>145735553>>145735561>2020 was 8 years agobros...
>>145735529>>145735553>already deletedcoward
>>145735529>he already deleted the tweetsgonezo
>>145735583Everyone knows the cowboy fight was rigged so xer is right
>>145735583she's right, flushed cowboy is not a good win
Cyborg would heem Mcgregor and make him suck xer fat clit. FACTS. He'll be plapping her hard whilst Aidan Mackin shoots it all in 4k
>>145735553Okay so add Cyborg to the list of men that have ravaged Conor's irish sissy hole.
old gooby wouldn't have deleted the tweets.
>>145735610need the tweet about mike tyson's cigar nipples to make this collage
>>145735583Type fucking flies by
>>145735613he's terrified that someone will bring up the bro goals af incident
>>145735273Levels.
We cant keep taking these Ls goobs bros
>>145735625100%If cybog was smarter her reply would've been something like "got penis on your mind?" with the bro goals image
Dee bros.. should we be worried?
johnny eblen was replying to conor trying to start shit too, wouldn't be surprised if it's poofl management taking over their fighters accounts
>>145734471Petr Yang.
>>145735529No one does it like the goat
>>145735653ZEST
>>145735662Johnny Eblen in 2024 is crazy
>>145734471JTB
Johnny "Financial Domination" Eblen
>>145735056Gane's and Lewis' leftovers.Ngubu's and Lewis' leftovers.
Gooby wants to Brad Katona lookalikes. I bet Straight Blast Cum has seen some awful things over the years.
>>145735662Conor vs paul in pfl... Chills.
>>145734471Name the regional shitter that dropped shartcrap without googling it.
>>145735653add this
>>145735273Stipe won that fucking fight.
>>145735662>>145735683>fights Fabian Edwards>goes to a split decision with that guy Buckley omega zeemed in the Apex Center>fights Fabian Edwards againbeautiful career Johnny
>>145735702menghis khan
>>145735703not my proudest fap
>>145735687>Ngubu's leftovers
>>145735718He 5-0'd Mousasi dumbass
>>145735702Have you boyed ruffy yet
>>145735727Stipe tanked that btw
gane is the only legitimate heavyweight striker. EVERYONE else has grappled out of necessity, or lost on the feet.
>>145735702*Regional MW champion on rocket fuel
Conor pulling last second over his "toe" and Chandler still calling him out after being strung along for 2 years is one of the most pathetic lowlights in the UFC's existence
>>145735727It's crazy that Ngubu had a rise to the top 10x more impressive than Asspinal and still didn't get half the hype despite being more powerful and skilled
Prime Gane was a different kind of animal.
>>145735786This.
>>145735786saying Ngubu wasn't hyped on his rise might be the cazziest post ever
>>145735553they both right
>>145735737THE 500 year old gaygar?
>>145735792We haven't seen prime Gane yet.
>>145735776Nothing wrong with any of that
>>145735806Conor shouldn't be signing his own posts still
>>145735799I'm saying he was hyped but not nearly as Asspinall. Media and xitter talk about Asspinal like he's unbeatable and future GOAT. Like he would starch everybody. Ngannou didn't have this kind og hype despite having better perfomances
im thinking goobs just wants to fuck cyborg
>>145735792Prime gane would be if they make even more rules for him to cheat
>>145735786There was a time when Dana glazed Ngubu more than anybody else in the OOFC, Jones included.
>>145735831Tom wasn't that hyped until recently It was Pavlovich who retards were calling the white ngannou and sucking off >Like he would starch everybodyliterally the narrative going into stipe 1, you're a post coivd newcazz
>>145735833sorry i'm not arab or black what has been going on?
prime schaub takes em all to school
OHHHHHHHHHHH
>>145735838Conor doesn't bother if the girl only has a little penis, he prefers A Giant Penis (AGP)
>12-2>Comically bad grappling>Heartlet pussy with stupid personality>Fraudulent rise, only fighting washed strikers>Rocked by washed JDS>Coddled by his idiot fans because hes FrenchThe worst fighter ever, Ciryl Gane
tom aspinall is 1-1 with curtis blaydes
The GOAT is a Christian AmericanPakibongs seethe at this fact
>>145735831>hue cazzie doesn't know about ford escort ngannou
They are rattled
>>145735864Prime Schaub was the textbook DEFINITION of "Built Different"
>>145735900Gooby and Cyborg linked up? Need it or keep it?
Cazzie newfags weren't around when Dana was claiming that Ngannou was scientifically proven to hit harder than a ford escort and was talking about how Jon Jones was avoiding Ngannou and was impossible to work with They probably started watching at UFC 300 and just take it as fact when Anik and Rogan say Jon Jones is the greatest ever
>>145735887I was forced to support Jones in their matchup because of how annoying and spastic gane fans are of course the brazilian clitty cage enthusiast is one of them lol
>>145735907the punch that heemed cro-cop
>>145735900
>>145735930It's literally just one Brazilian.
ngannou ran from the ufc because dana was trying to force him to fight jon jones. this is established history that only casuals aren't aware of.
How to tell if a "fan" is a cazzie retard who started watching in 2024:>they hate Jones>they love reddit Tom
I guarantee I watch MMA longer than any of you. Plus you fags don't even train so your opinion is literally irrelevant
>believing anything dana says even minutes before a fight is going to take placengmi
I literally just started watching MMA yesterday and I pretend to know what I am talking about to make you faggots mad.
>>145735949Lots of people have hated Jones before tom even started his career
Yeah I revved the cazzies with that one
>>145735959Look kid, I dont make fights the night of
imagine seeing an L next to curtis blaydes when you look at your record
>>145735956training wont fix your brain deficiency
>>145735959Dana has never told a lie.
>>145735971Derrick lewis is overall a much more embarrasing loss despite zeeming Curtis
curtis blaydes is the third best heavyweight right now, this is how bad that division is
>>145735976what's going on with voldemort their?
FACT: Joe Pyfer hits harder than Francis NgannouFACT: Francis Ngannou would be incapable of knocking out Jack Hermansson if they fought
>>145735744As a matter of fact i did.
>>145730806>yeah man, jones can beat aspinall
And are these "cazzies" in the room with us right now?
unappreciated elite fighter: brandon royval
>he's just realising heavyweight is a jobber divisionguess you guys were right the brazilian is a freshie, cazzie, blowie
>>145735976How do I make skull gains like this
why did bussymeci sign an exclusive slurping contract with dana? is it an elaborate move to duck ADCC and CJI competition and just beat cans on fight pass for the rest of his career?
>>145736005royval is actual trash though
i don't want to hear about how dangerous and goated your heavyweight is if he's too afraid to strike with gane
>>145736003I'm right here.
>>145736011Look why, because he lost to PanGOATja, every flyweight except Figgy lost to that guy
>Yeah dude. Asspinal totally beats Gane
blaydes zleems gane
>>145735930Doesnt matter what Dana saysJones is a very bad matchup for Ngannou
>>145736032OOOOHHHHHHH THE COMPLETELY INEFFECTUAL PUNCH
>>145736041Bottomless pain.
>>145736011le contrarianism xD
I know it's pronounced "gone" but I pronounce it like "gain". Simple as.
>>145736041OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH DANIEL CORMIER
>>145736039Not really noJon over relies on a long guard and is very touchable. Francis could take advantage of all those thingsIt's also been a long time since he fought someone as strong as Ngannou is The major question is Ngannou's gas tankAt the time that fight was supposed to happen, Ngannou had a very realistic chance of zeeming Jon in round 2 or 3
>>145736041cormier was such a bully
>>145736059It’s actually pronounced like GANN
>>145736064Early stoppage.
>>145736041A call for help if I've ever seen one
Chris Curtis, come. Come and see the future I wish to materialize.
>>145736059i pronounce it gahneh and i pronounce it pooatan
>>145736032
does gane still fight in the ufc?
OH NO NO NO
>>145736101Part time yes
>>145736039Ngannou has an 84 inch reach. Jones's boxing style defence is literally having longer arms than his opponent
>>145736086I'm not sure he beats Chris Curtis
>>145736106
>>145736084Holy fuck jones got decimated
>>14573610615 seconds is all blaydes needed. Beast
>>145736106kek he would get raped by Jon Jones
>>145736084This is what would've happened to Jones if Gane had refused to take a dive.
Jon Derangement Syndrome bong is perhaps the worst poster on /heem/
>>145736109what does he do in france? hock shit at the tourist market?
>>145736105I hate this doo
Jon Jones has Tom Derangement Syndrome
>>145736132He is just a Reddit tom nuthugger scot sissy
an """injury""" tko and a marc goddard tko are one in the same
>>145736119it seems blaydes definitely has the superior win in their 1-1 rivalry
>>145736156Ascended take. They essentially haven't fought eachother.
>>145736132Aspinall derangement Fintard is as badthe whole fucking thing needs to end
>>145736143He plays fifa mainly
>>145736165since when did we count injury tkos as wins
>>145736173finland openly admits to being a shitposter and wind up merchant, nothing he posts can be taken seriouslyhe posts about Jon the same way he posts about Tyson fury in /box/
>>145736132Finland is worse>>145736176Blaydes caused the injury. It was a great win and you know it
>>145736176i mean jones just got an injury tko last night, i didn't hear anyone protesting it
>>145736185wrong tom had a pre-existing knee injury. his knee literally imploded on the regional scene and he made it in the ufc without receiving the surgery. he got the surgery and dispatched of blaydes in under a minute
Marc GODdard
>>145735900>tf>tp
>>145736183I don't take anything posted here seriously, it's more that he never leaves and his shitposts are unfunny
>>145736199And blaydes got him in 15 seconds. Blaydes is clearly the better fighter until we get the trilogy to settle it
>>145736176Perhaps they should be counted as submissions.
>>145736105I am unnerved by Micheal Chandler
>marc goddard bad because....uh.....some autist on heem told me so!!!
will the seethe over tom get better or worse when he’s promoted to undisputed
>>145736211nope we dont constitute injury tkos as legitimate wins. blaydes himself said he wasnt satisified
>>145736105>things brie has never touched
>>145736105He learned that from Hap.
>>145736212TANKED
the ghost of stipe vs the bum ngubu blasted 2 weeks ago, who would win?
>>145736212This isn't the same, his leg may have a had pre-existing weakness but it snapped due a direct action of the opponent, similar to Whittaker vs Chimaev. Tom literally just stepped back and his leg fell apart, nothing to do with anything blaydes did
>>145736253I'd bet on the big BR. Stipe looked zombie-tier.
bo niggal vs costa is the fight to make
>>145736176'At's a doctah stoppage, 'at is.
>>145736253Crazy to say because of their first fight but I think ngannou would wrestle stipe now, probably finish him with g n p
>>145736106Imagine Tom's pathetically frail body taking these kicks.
>>145736267Would he even wrestle costa
>>145736283>round 3
the bo nickal meme is dead. not even cazzies like him anymore.
>>145736253stipe because other doo let ubunutu literally just lay on him
>>145736291cazzies never liked him
>>145736281I still don't understand why CTEpe thought that fighting at 232 lbs against 280 lbs Ngubu was a good idea.
>>145736295>>145736295>>145736295>>145736295>>145736295
>>145736283my thing is just aspinall has heemed guys like pavlovich and blaydes instantly. a minute into the fight. some of those shots jon was eating from 42 year old stipe that made him back up, i'm not sure he eats those from aspinall.not saying he can't win, he's just never been in there with guys like aspinall, pavlovich, lewis, who hit like that.
>>145734171It snows in Bulgaria?
>>145730830>jon jones against manlets
Jon won’t fight anyone who can knock him out, only dude he beat was rampage and I’m assuming he just tapdanced around and leg kicked the whole fight until his lame “submissions”
>>145736119lol this nigger got mounted and dominated Def owned like Jon jones would get
>>145736120Jones can’t box
>>145735831The reason Aspinall has so much hype is because Jon is ducking him, so people have to make up a narrative where he's an even greater talent than Jon.
>>145734154It should have been a Megan interview with a bit of upskirt
