The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG), also known locally as The 'G,[10] is a sports stadium located in Yarra Park, Melbourne, Victoria.[11] Founded and managed by the Melbourne Cricket Club, it is the largest stadium in the Southern Hemisphere, the 11th largest globally, and the second-largest cricket arena by capacity. The MCG is within walking distance of the Melbourne CBD and is served by Richmond and Jolimont railway stations, as well as the route 70, 75 and 48 trams. It is adjacent to Melbourne Park and is an integral part of the Melbourne Sports and Entertainment Precinct.[12]
g'morning alfies
morning gents
>>145733855Based beer wench
>>145735165>>145735414>>145735453
Just want him back.
schoolies https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14089573/Schoolies-Gold-Coast-2024-teens-arrive.html
>>145735639Me too.
>>145735681keepin a close eye on them 'mick?
>Fox Footy will pit Gerard Whateley and Anthony Hudson against Channel Seven’s Friday night commentary team in 2025 as the pay TV channel brings in its own broadcast under the new rights deal.
>>145736468good on 7 for having the guts to make their afl coverage even worse than it already was. gil would be proud.
>>145735778no but Steven May
>Both teens play football for the Beaumaris Football Club.https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/fears-for-absolute-star-as-teens-fight-for-life-in-thailand-after-alcohol-poisoning-20241119-p5krpb.html
>>145739119>in Laos>in-thailand?
>>145739194got sick in laos, air-lifted to thailand
>>145739250I hear ice cream is the gateway drug. how many marijuanas were you sticking up your arse daily anon?
Comedian
>>145739250applied for tafe yet mate
>>145739250applied to work for the greens yet son?
>>145739423applied for the NSDAP yet mate
>>145739442nice try gaysio.
>>145739477applied for the NSN yet mate
take it to aus/pol/ mate. not interested in discussing that shit here.
>>145739622applied for the australian communist party yet mate
go to tafe
>>145733855mason cox
>>145740161no evidence anyone ever "commented" on this pic btwliteral psyop
>>145740198ynr when a man at night yelled racial slurs at eddie betts kids from the street from his car whilst his vision was obscured by an 8 foot concrete wall
>>145740223what corrupt melbourne football club drug culture?
>>145740262i don't want to talk about it
>>145739119CORRRRR
blondes are boring, hair colour is not a personality
I'ma just leave this here can you guys watch for me while take a shit?
>>145740725*takes your booze**bangs shotglass*
OI WHO STOLE MY CHEAP BOOZE??? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE WATCHIN IT FOR ME??
>>145740923no but Steven May
>>145740725*rubs penis cock all over your bottle**sanitises anus with your liquor*
*waits at bus stop**finds bottle*dont need to garn bottlo anymore unna
What food do basketball fans order from the Indian shop?
Steph curry
Pls respond
>>145741158*waits at bus stop*gets shitfaced
>>145741170rogan josh giddey iykwim haha>>145741192ikwym haha
arvo
>>145741378arvo mate, how's bombay (mumbai) these days?
congrats you can play goyslop
too many people
maybe some should come over here and spread out a little
wow the digits
wouldn't mind spreading a pajeeta milf's legs me
many of the paler indian women are absolutely gorgeous, especially when they've been taught to speak english with posh british accents
bombay more like bumbay
do footy clubs issue jockstraps as part of the playing kit
wog neighbour's have some qt wog girls over today. sounds like a blow up pool is involved too.
>wog girls with big hoop earrings and grey shorts with thong bikini peeking outyumbo
how about you blow up your head with a shotgun nonce fuck
>>145739250Is weed legal in Austria?
>>145741890basically illegal except for where all the politicians livecops generally don't care though unless you're a dealer/grower or driving
>>145741844go richmond btw
>>145741880they're all 20ish you fuckwit. uni hols. >>145741861seen one of them at the colesworth. narrow waist, nice hips.
>>145741937then they're women. girls are by definition under 18 and thus children. not my fault you're a retard who can't speak english
love those gbanger kinis so tiny you can count the crinkles around her bum hole
20 isnt young
>>145735681wouldn't mind my penis in left
reckon they're not women if they're not emotionally developed/mature enough/spoilt brats even if they are 18
>>14574194620ish women call each other girls. glad you got all riled up tho.
this is literally the funniest video i have ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BqLKGJZ9lI
>>145741970>idiots use words wrong, therefore they're correct
>>145741964grey tshirt would be the best root
>>145741964>Forest of Endor>i am... LE NERD btw!
they're under 18 you paedo cunts, get the fuck off my /afl/
>>145741976
>>145741921What happened to you guys, you useful to be cool?
schoolies is sanitised as fuck now who would want to go there?so much nannying you might as well just be on another school camp
145741946not my fault you're a retard who can't see the age of consent is 16
>>145742002crocodile dundee was a caricature based on a myth, it was never a realistic representation of australia or its culture
knee surgery tomorrow
LOOOOOOMMMSSS
meanwhile in /cric/ there talking about little girls and nobody there is a nonce or paedo
My gf dumped me out of nowhere and said she can't give me the relationship I deserve, but that she still loves me and no one's ever treated her like I did.Said she needs to resolve trauma over her parents recent divorce and a sexual assault before she can commit to a relationship.This is all bullshit yea? My cope is that she's telling the truth but it makes no sense at all in the greater context. My instincts say bullshit so can "be selfish for once in her life" guilt free.Makes me feel like a crazy person because I can't stop thinking about it 24/7. Go blues btw.
>talking about little girls and nobody there is a nonce or paedo>talking about little girls>nobody there is a nonce or paedo
new 'Aints logo
>>145742085looks like shit
>>145742085looks incomplete without the ribbon
>>145742085Here's the old one
>then they're women. girls are by definition under 18 and thus children. not my fault you're a retard who can't speak english
>>145742124kek love this cunt's passiontoo bad he's into girls though
new saints logo
>>145742142based nick daicos
>>145742085Sovless
no one invited me to schoolies
LOVE riling up aus/pol/
>>145742061Probably getting back with the "sexual assault"er, or just has a flat upgrade locked in.
>>145742061Start lifting weights yesterday
Drinking a Grape Suntory.
>>145742641I remember when I was a little boy and drank any alcohol other than single malt scotch whisky. How cute, how quaint.
draft is in 25.5 hours boys
>>145742061honestly it sucks but there's nothing you can really do in this situation besides move on and try to forget she exists (even if she comes crawling back)
>>145742654I had a glass of single malt earlier.
>>145742085didnt need to be changedonly one that actually needed an upgrade was adelaide and they did it
>>145742666i'm getting adf careers ads in my feed
>>145742654>I remember when I was a little boy and drank any alcohol other than single malt scotch whisky. >How cute, how quaint.
Cheated on my misses at the start of year 12 and she wouldn’t let me go to schoolies
imagine drinking alcohol at all
>>145742676North and Dogs desperately need a change
>>145742682
imagine being a dumb cunt and your only advice for people is to lift weights
>>14574271799% of the problems in the lives of you losers would be solved by it
>>145742717Do you lift?
>>145742723how so? dont you realise most people hate exercising?
>>145742753doesnt matter if i do
>>145742679tell the advertisers you're a proud black lesbian wxmyn
Imagine taking the two ends of a chiko roll and chopping them off, remove the middle now connect the ends and now you have Chiko Roll Bites
>how so? dont you realise most people hate exercising?
>>145742602>>145742637>>145742669Cheers fellas. I've been a bit bonkers the last couple weeks since it happened and honestly just needed an arse pat. Trying to rationalise an irrational decision.I'll be good! All things shall pass.
>>145742840>>145742717I've been lifting for years and she and her mum always talked about how they loved my arms, height and blue eyes.When I was feeling really really post-breakup, I forced myself to work out to get the blood pumping and avoid falling into self destructive habits.
>>145742021
dude booze XD
>>145742914applied for a liver transplant yet mate
>>145742914thats the average australian fuckwit
>>145742922no but steven may
free palpatine
might become a tafe instructor
geopolitics is just ego vs ego, person vs person
can't believe one of you niggas reported my brothers post about having ice cream for breakfast fuck you bitchdosn
>>145742946>geopolitics is just ego>justYou could have made your point more impactful if you had more self-confidence mate.Captcha: Verification not required.
So hungry but mumza won’t cook anything so refusing to eat
applied for bulla yet mate
>So hungry but mumza won’t cook anything so refusing to eatlol kwahb
applied for kayo yet moite¿
>>145743067seb we have indians here in /afl/ now, you should come around more often x
>>145743075will do, fella & tabla x
draftee gf looms
based scoops
Which of you retarded spastics has been reporting my Matt Clarke posts? I've got a 3 day site wide ban now because mods don't know who Clarke is.
reckon that's on the jannies of a sports board not knowing the sports they janny not us
i think its a bit naïve to think only reported posts gets removed
i think it's a bit complaining about 4chan to think non-reported posts get removed
sounds like guilty conscious wanna come clean about anything mate?
no but Steven May
st kfc
not sure an ex footy player hosting afl 360 works 2bhit worked on the sense of a nerd and bogan who never played footy talking shitnow if gerard ever has a strong opinion gazza will just hit him with the well you never played at the top level
>Matildas captain Sam Kerr has announced that she and her partner Kristie Mewis are expecting a babyhow did the cum get inside her vagina, do you think a penis penetrated?
>>145743261>lesbians>partner>expecting a babypeak weimar republic
crazy how all afl recruiters and draft pundits have no ideadan gorringe was described as a generational talent pre draft
>>145743254true
which commentary do you think the replays on the afl site will take
>crazy how
>be lesibian>use fake penis to get off>insert a mans cum to have a babywhy are they allowed to do this
women
it was me i gave them my semen by having inseminating the lesbians naturally
>>145743351based and crisp pilled
>samefagfuck you are a sad cunt soccerpoof
For the record, this Kerr spammer guy isn't me
For the record and *places hand on the bible* I am soccerpoof.
>>145743375
>>145743379
fuck off
>some 1% club special event (whatever that means)>but they don't mention shit about when it's on?
who are you quoting mate
draft's tomorrow yeah, or?
>try to find info about this kerr baby situation (which one of them is having it)>picrelcool i love it when news organisations aka pond scum post reactions (that they pick and choose) to stories instead of actual stories
>>145743442yes tomorrow and thursday
>>145743450ta
mate give it a restshe probably needs to get a restraining order on you
>>145743449if you insist, it's her """"""wife""'"""" that's pregnanti can only worry for the kid, i hope it doesn't end up too screwed up
if its baby boy sam should name him nick
>>145743466should name him wayne iykwim haha
haha ikwym iykwim haha
harley reid looks like fat dyke
searching the archives is pretty dire but you didnt have to put a descriptor for yourself in the file name
>>145743460Fuck off idiothttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/aCg5B0JvQgkJfqFXBE6lyQ/
fuck up archivesperg
nick daicos discord
>>145743318unfortunately i think it will be the host broadcaster UNLESS Fox has made a deal with the AFL to use their call, like Fox does with Cricket Australia
>>145743521If you post in an identifiable manner, then archives serve a purpose in pointing out who spam the same garbage like >>145743497
>>145743513and how did you think this would prove me wrong?
>>145743497i had a nap and still i broke youlol, lmao even
>>145743577t. doesn't understand the concept of a memehow fucking retarded can you possibly be
>>145743619>continually spam the same moronic garbage>tries to claim its a memeThe absolute state of (you)
he's not me retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
>doesn't understand you can have memes within boards interlinked
>>145743633based oldishfag iykwim haha and we've been autosaged again
>Coming soon out of the vault ... an episode of "I'm Rex Hunt and You're Not" that has to be seen to be believed.
last for iggs
Thinking iggs
iggs hip 25
thinking roos actually
>>145746177*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
good morning alf
unrelated to footy mate.
good night alf
>>145747988report me nigga
>report me niggACK!
Are you blokes excited for the fucking AFL draft today?!
>>145748364I am.
well if you're gonna play the report game I guess I will too, in the shadows. you pathetic miserable cunt. from general to general just remember who it was when you can't post.
>report me nigga>gets reported>nooooooo not like THAT!
>>145749102Based freshie
>>145749282kek you used an image i made to call me a freshie
>>145749272>t. Jew loving magatard
>claims he made famous router refresh wiki>also threatens me with being unable to postyes mate, that makes all the sense in the world.
>>145749320>t. commiepoof loser
finna cop
can this fag get a life?he is so transparent
>>145750455>>145750455>>145750455