Why don't they win anything? They unironically have the most talented pool of players in the world right now.
Because we had Sir Gareth at the wheelLet's see what Tuchel can do
Too many Irish-adjacent players
>>145734214Half of them seem to odd-looking light brown hybrids. Even Cole Palmer is one.
We're more of a crazy golf country
>>145734163My boy Thomas "Taktikfuchs" Tuchel will win them the CUM 2026
More of a soggy biscuit country
>>145734178Unironically should have won at least the 2020 Euros - that defeat was 100% Gareth's fault and it's such a humongous relief that everyone has finally realised what a fraud he was
>>145734943it was the blacks fault
>>145734943>that defeat was 100% Rashford/Sancho/Saka's faultFixed
England have the most international titles in the world. What do you mean 'don't win anything'?
>>145734498>tf>tp
>>145735104TRVTH NVKE
>>145734163Your most famous athlete is a women's tennis player
>>145735747I literally don't know what any of those other trophies are other than your one dubiously gift-wrapped Jules Rimet
>>145735802>I literally don't know
With a German Anglophile at the wheel, it will be coming home.
Let's say England wins in 2026. What would it mean to you guys that a German brought it home after all those years? Would you consider it some sort of irony? Would some people even be somewhat pissed about it in a weird way?
>>145735747>you now remember when they tried to revive the Home Nations Cup without England and it was a complete disasterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Nations_Cup
>>145736018I'd like to see it revived, but with the football schedule as crowded as it currently is there's no point.
>>145735934Tuchel has to actually try too or the English FA will create endless hurdles for his return to EPL football
>>145735945All players are from this island. Only tuchel isn't. If a dog sleeps in the stables is it now a doghouse?
>>145734178hol up you guys changed coach?
>>145736378
>>145735945>Would some people even be somewhat pissed about it in a weird way?gammons won't like it
>>145734163Cold chest
>>145735945Tabloids and social media cunts would try to whip up some hysteria for clicks but no, not really. The kind of people who give a shit are mostly old/dead now.
>>145734163As someone who went reasonably far into a possible football career, English coaches absolutely hate intelligent players. Intelligence and technical skill are anathema to them and they will always favour Ngubus and mouthbreathers.It's like from Day 1 English football's job is to filter out anyone with a triple digit IQ. You can't win with retards no mattwr how much 'heart' they have.
>>145734163No passion.
>OIOIOI GUVNA WHERE'S ME FOKIN FULL ENGLISH GAFFER INNIT
>>145735945We've got players from fucking Jamaica in the squad, I'm past caring.
>>145734163International football aka fake marketing football for casuals and tourists has never been about who has the best team
