Gamethread part 2. spaghetti-fest is confirmed. come watch this shit with me
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.
1. Hank Hill2. Bryce Harper3. Denzel Washington4. Post Malone...91. Jay-Z...900001. LeBron
shit teams
imagine being a cowboys fan KEK
>>145738273Stroud is a fraud I promise you
>>145738273Shit teams
I enjoy meme games
My cards would bootyblast both these shit teams.
What play is he calling?
Want to experience femdom
>>145738273Let’s go Tejanos
Micah Parsons is a bitch faggot that cares more about his podcast than football
>>145738301My fantasy opponent already gave up and is still starting Prescott
Here we go!
>Sure they're a shit team but they were GREAT fifty years ago so I'd say they're easily the most valuable franchise in the league
>>145738311No.
Concheese your sins, /sp/
How long until Dak's bussy is healed?
>>145738273I've dreaded these 3 Toxins primetime games. At least next week we're back to comfy.
stinky poo poo teams
>>145738310Spider 2 Meow Banana
>>145738331Might as well have been an INT
>>145738339Fucking the male anus turns me on
>>145738293This pasta is somehow funnier while down one touchdown in the first quarter
>>145738337No I’m saying I want to
>>145738339I still believe in my texies, simple as
Cowgirls are 3-6. What are their chances of going to the playoffs?
>>145738344He's out all season. It's ogre
>>145738367Lol
>>145738363a lil gay ain't it?
>>145738367It’s over
>>145738273THE STATE OF TEXAS WILL WIN THIS GAME
>>1457383670%
wtf that didn't look like a TD ffs
>>145738367Panthers unironically have a better chance lmao
based retard refs
>>145738367If the Eagles and Commanders are disqualified they'll probably go
Refball bullshit
lol good thing they let mixon finish his celebration
>>145738330okay calm down now
>>145738367Well, the tigers made the playoffs. Anything can happen!
refbros? what was that?
These niggas suck
>>145738345can't wait. texans threads are the best
cowgirls are one of the least enjoyable teams to watch
>>145738363You're not allowed to experience femdom because you're so pathetic, no dominant woman would want anything to do with you.
that's nice, he got to do his little dance twice
dem boyz cooked
>>145738407on the contrary, I love watching them choke
>Mexico Bowl presented by Tecate
>>145738333go to bed old man. trips checked
I love this game. They're both Texas teams so they aren't representing Texas they're just playing for ego points and the game is wild and action packed. This is football
What was that dumb little dance lol
Kek 31 was big mad and tried to take out his knee
Flashbacks of Desean taunting before falling into the endzone
that little strut lmao
TOUCHDOWN TEXANSSECOND FOR BIG JOEEE
>>145738407tejans aren't exactly a smooth watch either which shows you how shit the sowgals are now
>>145738425im loving this game as well regardless of the score
DABBING ON THE CORPSE OF THE COWSOIS
I predict a fight on the field and ejections
For me, it's Bang's. The best root beer. It always washes down smooth with the most refreshing root beer flavor.The smooth stainless steel look of the can is very popular. I'll walk around carrying my Bang's while drinking it and people always compliment me on the can and ask what I'm drinking out of curiosity.You can always recognize another Bang's drinker because while you're carrying your can around people will sometimes just walk by with a thumbs up and a smile.It's delicious! What a great root beer.
>>145738426autism
Booty teams
texans gonna run up the score on dem boyz?
>>145738363I would also like a beautiful woman to bury her cock in my ass. (Go Cowboys.)
Fuck it, start playing murderball, Soiiz.
>>145738442we have one already but no ejection
>>145738425Aikman just called a wr a pussy on live air but he just Disneyfied the words
Oversized jorts all across the country are covered in tears
>>145738443It's called Banqs you imbecile
If they get another touchdown I'm breaking out the gay porn
>Cowboys will get a higher draft pick than the Panthers, Jets, Colts, Bengals, and Patriots
Uhh, Santa?
>>145738294You forgot Lisa Ann
>>145738443Excellent post king
>>145738448it wont matter the texans are in a very weak division
>>145738461based eagles fan
>>145738443for me it's oliet bangs
Based M&M commercial
>>145738461Go Eagles btw
>>145738407texasfag here, I get great enjoyment out of watching them choke and clowning my friends for it
Wait so he broke his ass?
sweaty, passionate sex with Lisa salters
daks ass is detached
Ive seriously had enough of this fucking cowboys team. Every week I have some miniscule of hope in my life that they will turn it around but it just gets worse. Ive had it
>>145738339I still believe if the jets had an actual human for a kicker they'd be ,500
Hey
hey dick poopscoot
>>145738363But not like the latex part more like yandere where she demands you cum inside her
>>145738489I prefer Lisa Pepperers
Who’s your favorite gay porn artist?
His anus has been destroyed??
are they showing dak's bussy
i need one single aubrey field goal to win in fantasy this week, what do you think the odds are
>>145738498Welcome back from your 15 minute vacation
>>145738468>Showing a commercial so old it’s still in 4:3 Aspect RatioKino. I hope they run this commercial until it’s literally impossible to do so
YeahHere we goooo:v]
Did every soiboyfag leave already?
>more chimpout
Dak Prescott ripped his ass?
>>145738503that hop at the end of the play based
lol this nigga broke his ass throwing
Had to wait 900 seconds to post: INTERCEPTION!!!!related question: aren't websites supposed to get better with time, not worse?
>>145738507
I love being a cowboys fan. Even when we suck the entire league still tunes in. We are the main characters of the league and you're starting the fall and redemption arc.
>>14573851440%I would say a good chance but there's no guarantee the cowgirls even get a yard
>>145738514They'll get one in garbage time
>Dak ripped ass
Us boyz bouta have 21 unanswered points.
colts will win this division
>>145738518they've already abandoned hope this seasonwhy would they stick around here to get shit on more?
>>145738495>Ive seriously had enough of this fucking cowboys team. Every week I have some miniscule of hope in my life that they will turn it around but it just gets worse. Ive had itsee you next week
season ending bussy tear
My Texies shouldn't get so cocky lest the football gods get mad
That a boy totoro
>>145738497I hope actually playing a whole season for the JEST saps Rodgers of his desire to play the game and he retires.
>>145738516wonder if the corona feliz navidad commercial is like that, it's at least 30 years old
>>145738516THIS is the instructional video that gets results!
>>145738529Preventing raids of newfags and ban-evading bots is an improvement, though
>completely healed Dak still sucks
>>145738539Kek
Kraven looks kino
>>145738530
END OF THE 1ST, SMOKE'EM IF YOU GOT'EM
>>145738532no ones tuning in and watching the game, pablo. we're on a basketweaving imageboard enjoying the seethe from cowboys fans while we watch tranime.
>>145738543stop posting sexy black girls on /sp/orts
>Even The Cowboys' stadium is falling apart
>>145738557I remember when Captcha was a "temporary" measure to stop bots
>yet more capeshit
>>145738547that taunt by Mixon
>>145738503breakin' these niggas ankles kek
I need the cowboys to win this so they don’t try to take away the number one pick
>>145738470cute. generate more please.
>>145738543sex with thick nigresses
i like it
>>145738529Well that was stupid of you. If you have two browsers that have cleared the wait you can reset your router and swap to the browser that wasn't banned.
>>145738567Really because this thread is popping. Even our losses are absolute cinema and the rest the of the league is always paying attention.
>>145738532>Starting the fallWhen was your last Super Bowl appearance again?
WILL SIGNING DAK GO DOWN AS THE BIGGEST BLUNDER IN SPORTS HISTORY?
>>145738590Fuck off, it's ours.
>>145738525
>>145738543need me a kween
>>145738610No
NOTSOFAST
>>145738591
>>145738543sex with a black qt
>Troy Aikman laughs when Cowboys get a flagWhat did he mean by this?
what the fuck is this game
I <3 TEXAS FOOTBALL
HOWEVER
>>145738590you finna get dat BBC in your ass next week, raider boi. (Big Bronco Cock)
>>145738590Raiders will blow it on Cam Ward
boy did the cowboys need that
>>145738576I'll take the annoying captcha over the absurdly prevalent bot posts from back then
I’d love to wrestle a young woman on a high school volleyball team
bootyblast both these shit teams
Gay. We're trying to tank here.
Heh...the cowgirls aint' done yet...
We ball together, we nut together
>>145738547I blame mixon
how the fuck is okudah still in the league
Why are primetime games always absolute memes? It's like Sunday afternoon is the only time to watch a normal NFL game
Texans need to come out first play and throw a fuckin DRAGON
Nice lead Texans, HOWEVER
I miss Kamari already
The girls in this Old Navy commercial are so pretty, especially the Asian one
HOL UP HOL UPWE DEM BOYZ
>>145738638Shedeur is begging to be in the RaidersCam is going to the Gnats
COWBOYS STOP FUCKING UP THE TANK
Toxins only got one quarter before >we decide to stop scoring.
>>145738581See? That landragon was comeuppance for Mixon's lil dance
>>145738638When will the quarteblack experiment end?
>>145738638Cam Ward isn’t a bad qb
>>145738657nah, land dragon
>>145738662The white one in all white
>>145738503>high stepped and too smalled in one playJust retire at that point, god damn
CIRCUS GAME
wtf are the texans doing
WE DEM ____
LOOK AT SLIPPERY FINGERS MCGEE OVER HERE
>>145738632Troy hates Jerruh for tanking his chances at 5 superbowls. Now zoomers like Mahomes get to meme on him
Strap in cowchads it's gonna be a ride
whats going on in this fucking game holy fuck lol
>>145738673Cam Ward is terrible
>>145738590Who the fuck is left? You want Ewers?
Jerry must secretly be an Iggles fan
>toxins
>>145738671Quarterblacks are here to stay.
CHIMPOUT
Sheeeeeeeeit
I told you faggots the Texans can still choke this. Again5 INTERCEPTIONS!!!!
>>145738668did you see that kick off the football gods are still angry
lol he was on his back like a roach
>>145738641Anon, that’s disgusting. High school means she could be as young as 14.Could you imagine pinning a 14 year old girl down, feeling her squirm helplessly while you pin her to the mat? The smell of her sweat stinging your nostrils, her ragged little gasps against your neck as the ref starts the countdown?You’re despicable for imagining this.
who is K Turpin
>>145738686trying to field the kick
uh oh... texans having a little meltie...
>>145738695Mike Tyson placed a shadow curse on the facility following his loss.
oof heem snappy
I could beat both of these shit teams.
>>1457386712028, President Vance will outlaw it
Yackety Sax would be better as commentary
him killed or not
Foomble?
this games on pace to become the whackiest one of the season
Reminder 5 interceptions
>>145738684Yes.
>>145738542Only if Flacco plays
>>145738700The league won't be around much longer then
>>145738714they are not doing it well
FOOMBLE
>Touch a dick>Die
WHOPPER WHOPPER HIS HEART STOPPER
>Texans have to start at their own 10>Cowboys still go full throttle and injure two of their players trying to accomplish nothingThey're retarded
vax status?
>>145738608just because the thread is popping, doesn't mean the goyim are watching the game. chi iq
>>145738666Satan is right. Buckle up for the second half tank
that arm exploded ong
4d chess fumble
>>145738713Best kick returner in the league.
My bears would choke to these shit teams
The league has been pretty shit as of late
This is the game we should give to British and German people for their games
>>145738698whats wrong with this faggot ass cat
Why is there snow in Africa and why is scar not black anymore
Did the lion king really need a prequel
>>145738666fuck off satan
>>145738727where were you for texans-jets?
>visiting granddad’s farm for the summer>one room farm house>hear him step outside at night>too hot to sleep>go to join him>find him jerking off with a porno mag>motions for me to sit next to him>passes me the magazine and picks up a different one>jerk off together sitting on the patio under the stars>shoot our loads out onto the grass>claps me on the shoulder and tells me to get back to bed
This thread is moving so fast that no one will see that I love my mom
>>145738697Quinn Ewers is good
>>145738730The whole circus...
>>145738757Nope but you know why it was made...
Disney forgot how to make 2D animated movies?
>>145738751LionsChiefsBills RavensVikingsEagles
>botched punt catch>two punting team players somehow injuredI feel like either team could win just by watching the other one kill themselves
>lion king with updated graphics
disney is so cringe
>THIS IS CNNWAIT MOOSHOO
>>145738753He’s got the tism
>>145738757I want to know how the animals learned to talk. And what they did with all the humans
>>145738772based
>>145738757I'm still gonna watch it
>>145738756Competence crisis
>>145738766And go Steelers!
Going to Farm Store, you guys need anything?
>>145738792Niggatoro...
>>145738752Trump is going to shut down the transatlantic semen pipeline so americans can keep our good american semen for ourselves.
>>145738776Too much work.
>>145738794Based soillenial disney cultist
yeah that nigga done
>>145738772I love you're mom last night
>>145738766Based pop pop
That arm looking slanted
>>145738797Melk
cmon refs stop this nonsense
>>145738797get me some feed and seed
the texans unis look like a walmart falcons
>>145738797Yeah, OK. Grab me a farm.
>>145738797Looks like it's all processed food
>>145738811that are need another arm
>>145738805Eh? I went outside for a minute. What happened?
my cowboys suck lol
>>145738744Are you seriously about to try to argue that cowboys games aren't among the highest rated in the league?
Adam Schefter reporting “Broken Arm” for Texans Special Teams Player, says “airlift to hospital likely”
>>145738757It didn't need a shitty CGI remake to begin with
>>145738766
>>145738807>you’reHey how about use grammar correctly instead of being an humongous faggot
should i buy a fleshlight?
OH FUCK I FORGOT WHAT TEAM BRETT FAVRE PLAYED FOR
L'Jarius Sneed is the best CB in the game.
So.... This is the power of the state of Texas.
>>145738800It would be so fucking funny if trump had a stroke on Jan. 19th and became a vegetable.
>>145738849the jets
>>145738766what did I just read
>>145738847No, too messy and annoying to keep clean
>>145738847Yeah might as well
>>145738849the falcons
I see and hear about Zimmer way too much for how shit he is
>>145738833Fairweather dopes support your team. Neat. Any comment on the fact that they will never sniff another Owl as long as the Jones family owns the team?
these refs are shit tier
BUT
LMFAO
>>145738870It’s only because he’s on the Cowboys
>HOWEVER
lmao thank you reffies
>>145738766Damn I can’t wait to be old
>>145738872I accept your concession. Don't chat shit about my teams league driving ratings again.
ovashown.. please
If they don't break one of Mixon's legs the cowboys are going to lose by 40.
reffies run this shit always
>defensive blockfucking what?
>>145738870Im glad he left MN. KOC is so much better but I will say I liked that zimmer was kind of a tough guy because KOC sometimes comes across as pretty gay with the players
Mixon looks way better with the Texans than he did the Bengals
>>145738849The Vikings!
We dem reffies
>>145738889that story and other like it is why im struck coming here everyday
Cowboys will draft Shadeur and hire Deion at the same time.By the way, you may have noticed that the last two digits of my post number are the same. Pretty impressive. However, if you look closer, you'll see that it's actually the last THREE digits that are the same! Incredible!
>>145738906Texans have a half way decent oline.
Should we move a team to Canada if so which one
my reffies would bootyblast both these shit teams
Houston > Dallas
this is a good game regardless of the refs
>>145738849southern miss
>>145738916lol. lmao even. they can't even get the snap count right
he'll be deported soon enough
>>145738915embarrassing. you should probably delete this.
>>145738921Both are trash cities
>>145738927Still better than the bungles.
>>145738915>915Couldn’t, in fact, be more different
>>145738922Best football I've seen all week
Anyone ever ruined an orgasm after edging for a long time?
>>145738922Feels like I'm watching a college game
>>145738917one of the LA teams. or both
Arlen > Dallas > Houston
why the cowboys wasting a TO right here?
>>145738943None of us have orgasms dude
>>145738945taxes v taxes tax
will RFK Jr ban Reese's chocolate lava?
>>145738943Yes, parents came home prematurely.
>>145738943>orgasmLmao gayyy
how do you have a delay of game twice on kicks
>>145738943Edging is dumb
>>145738962yes, you fat fuck
>fair bear
>>145738917Not until every state has a team.Oklahoma supplied Baker Mayfield, Jalen Hurts, and Kyler Murray to the NFL, and we still don’t have an NFL team.
>Saleh fired before McCarthyhow much longer does he realistically have?
>>145738954
>>145738443
Does Bill stick around for the whole game? Watching him get mad at the TV is pretty funny.
>>145738962Once you detox from goyslop and eat real food for a month, you’ll start to wonder how you ever functioned while goyslop was legal
>>145738543Stop posting off topic/NSFW/Lewd content on /sp/. You've been warned.
>>145738915The Giants will trade up and snatch Shedeur right in front of the Cowboys>verification not required
10point lead is not safe with the way this game is being played
>>145738962Will be ban alcohol and fun?
>>145738976he’ll be fired by Wednesday
>>145738994shut the fuck up faggot
>>145738993this is literally not true
>>145738976Jerry will probably outlive him so not any time soon
>>145738975Assuming you add an AFC Central and NFC Central division, which 8 cities/states are you adding to the league?
>>145738943Having an orgasm is gay. I haven't popped off all month.
>>145738976He has a really really big super bowl ring tho
>>145738994Cry more fag
>>145738943Accidentally. I swiped my sister's vibrator and was holding it against my cock. Felt breddy gud, but just as I came I dropped the thing. Then like an idiot I tried to pick it up instead of finishing with my hand. Three hours of edging wasted
>hate is winning out thereReally? By how much?
>>145739006True, you couldn’t call the lives most people are living with goyslop “functioning” at all
>>145738975You have an NFL team, it’s the one you’re watching right now, the Dallas Cowboys. You can get to the stadium in an hour from the state line, this is your home team.
>>145738917No, NFL should always be entirely american. No London or Mexico teams either
>>145738543she is cute with a bit of sexiness
>>145739020Oh btw go 'boys!
>>145739003Jerry will double down and extend his contract.
>>145739023it's a landslide victory
Hmmm am I gonna take a gas x first or an anti acid first
>>145739022Rfk will starve you
>>145738943>he actually has an orgasmThat’s not edging.
>>145738997Daily reminder that Texans still lost after forcing 5 ints
>>145739022is this for 4 people or just one person
>>145739022Seems like a reasonable snack to me
>>145739046that's a fairly small amount of food for one person, i'd say
>>145738976Probably end of season. If Jerry didn't fire him after losing by 4 TDs to your rival no way he pulls the trigger before January
lol reffies
Reffies are embarrassing themselves.
Can we just play the game reffies?
What are my reffies doing?
>>145738890oof
>>145738973>>145738993>>145738999kek relax lads I saw the ad
my favorite part of football is when football isn't happening
>can get a large pizza for $8 at Dominos >meanwhile a meal from Mcdonalds costs like $15what happened?
>>145738330Every game you spam these shotty AI pics get a fucking life faggot
>>145738994there are literally porn ads at the top and bottom of the page faggot
>>145738993If goyslop affects you that badly you're just a pussy
>>145739011Virginia Beach CavaliersBirmingham IronmenCharleston FortressesLouisville StallionsPortland CascadesOklahoma City OutlawsBridgeport WhalersSalt Lake City Mountaineers
>>145738943>doing nnn>basically edging every day>couldn't take it after 14 days>start jerking it like a madman>shoot out the biggest load of my life>enough jizz to put a pornstar to shame>so much jizz I could have hot glued a weebs figma collectionI’m restarting nnn again sort of.
>>145739067just wanna remind everyone that we're still here
What is that small football field next to the stadium?
>>145739073You know the rules
sneedee lamb
>>145739046Clearly it's for one president elect.
OH LOOK ANOTHER FUCKING STOPPAGE
>>145739095And so do I
We’re never going to recover from that Jets game injury wise. Half the team got injured on that shitty field.
>>145738994India won. Get fukt
>>145739077greed. hubris. opulence.
Just got the text from wifey She's at her boss's for the big game and she is staying late for an after party (they're all huge dallas fans)She told me not to wait up, sounds like I get to drink a few more beers before bed! Cheers!
>commercialbowl
>>145739077>he still eats at mcdonalds instead of cheap ethnic restaurants
gladiator 2 looks awesome action action and more action
>Cooper doing the here we go cadence tooFUCKS SAKE
>>145739088You are the least creative person I have ever seen
I don't think I wanted to live long enough to witness Gladiator 2 being a real movie
>>145739099Git outta my threads leaf
>>145739077Unions
>>145739080Those ads are false advertising, she didn’t just get home from school. One of those girls looks 29 years old so I don’t know what school she’s getting home from.
>>145739112>cheap local Turkish place charges $20 for a Gyro
>>145739026>An hour from the state lineGreat, so from Stillwater that’s just a five hour drive to have the Dallas CowboysAnd only a four hour drive to the Kansas City ChiefsOr I could have a team in Oklahoma City that’s not gay and only an hour from me
>>145739110sounds like a peaceful night in alone honestly. enjoy.
rated PG for blood and more blood
>>145739088>Virginia Beach Cavaliers 0>Birmingham Ironmen 1>Charleston Fortresses 2>Louisville Stallions 3>Portland Cascades 4>Oklahoma City Outlaws 5>Bridgeport Whalers 6>Salt Lake City Mountaineers 7that’s only 7 I asked for 8
Let's talk bussy
>>145739110Heck yeah dude! Have one for me!
I want to watch the new Gladiato
The last time I went to IHOP my waitress had a meltdown mid placing my order and told me that her boyfriend left her because she got pregnant, I didn't tip.
>>145739118>Cleveland Guardians>Washington CommandersThis is the world you live in.
I hate taking hangnails out :( they hurt a lot
>>145739122Can't be any worse than Joker two or that one about the magical orc seeing the wizard.
>>145738993cry more
>>145739112ain't nothing cheap anymore
>>145739110they're running a train on her right now
>>145739114The one thing I was happiest for when Dakk got hurt was never hearing that again this season but apparently all the girls QBs fucking do it
>>145739101I hate GetaLife stadium with all my heart
>>145739153based
>>145739149Watch this bussy
>>145739166nah you are
>>145739118>He didn’t post his 8These are the 8 most populous cities from the most populous states that are still missing a team. If that’s too “uncreative” for you, I don’t know what to tell you. Leagues shouldn’t be creative, they should be logical
>>145739153checks out. sounds like the exact type of person you'd expect to work at ihop
Cowboys still suck
what a great play from hunter
>>145739160cut your toenails straight across and you won't get them.
>>145739111
>>145739011Alaska and Hawaii each get four teams.
>>145739163grim photograph
>>145739181NO U
cowboys are winning this game btw
>>145739097Funny enough, the reason he eats so much McDonald’s is because it doesn’t have to be vetted by the secret service. If he were to go to a sit down restaurant, the secret service by law has to go in there like 6 hours in advance and sterilize the place to make sure there’s no poison or anything>t. Obama came to my restaurant and we had to go through this bullshit
I miss the 90s bros
>>145739163>eat the burger, robert. what's the problem, robert?
>>145739129Sounds like you’re a Chiefs fan then. Enjoy being on top of the league and probably winning their third Super Bowl in a row. It beats whatever this fucking team is doing that’s for sure.
>>145739205Where's the penis? Dem boyz fan btw.
>>145739205You will regret posting lewd images on a sfw board. Fucking stop
>>145739163>he defends corporations on 4channel, for freeuh.. cool lil bro
>>145739205>fuck up the tank in meaningless gamechecks out
>>145739205i almost saw her vagoo and my pp did too
>>145739205i don't fap often. but when i do it's to stuff like this.
Oh look another shitty screen pass
My shit team would shit on both of these shit teams.
>>145739209Same
>>145739207I hope you took a shit and didn't wash your hands.
Just give it to Turpin. He's fast
>>145739145
>>145739205too fat
Aubrey is the only thing I like about the Cowboys. The guy is killing the NFL kickers meme
we got ourself a game frens
>>145739143This is an interesting troll, have never seen it before. It’s way too easy to catch because the 0 is after the very first option, but I rate 5/8 solid b8
>>145739205Where do I find fat girls like this
sex with cowboys cheerleaders
>>145739245Thanks doc
Why is Bill still on the manningcast? Where's the next dude?
>>145739245Tx dr
>>145739257your local buffet
>>145739257Literally across the United States
>Texans STILL haven’t had an opponent miss a field goal yet this seasonThey’ll miss one eventually guys
>>145739246You say too fat.I say perfect slampig
>>145739205a big girl that can open up her legs all of the way...marry me
>>145739024No im saying that I went on a full carnviore diet for 6 months and when I ate the wendys krabby patty meal i was overcome with taste again. It was incredible
>>145739266He's deciding if he can fix the cowboys
>>145739145how did dak tear his bussy?
This thread is so dead no one will notice me joining the cowgirls cheerleaders for their next routine.
>>145739266I want the mannings to fuck off and just watch Bill get mad at the players for four hours
>>145739266>manningcast
>>145739259Broncos cheerleaders were wearing olive green for the veterans month or whatever it is yesterday and it activated my almonds like you wouldn't believe
>>145739257Texas
>>145739257Literally any town in the entire country
>>145739288wasted numbers on this one here
>>145739288is this a twink?
>>145739280This is with the Packers and Lions both starting a kickers off the couch who both hit game winners
>The football will cumwhat did he mean by this?
>>145739288ZOOOOO WEEE NOW WE’RE TALKIN
>>145739305It's a drawing.
>>145738273>awkwardly looking to the side when the cheerleaders come on cause your sitting in the living room with your dad and mom
>>145739275Golden Corral here I come!
>>145739266Bill does the entire first half now.Then they get two guests for the second half
>>145739298most cant open up their legs like that lovely lady... stop telling lies to my fren
Primetime refs are absolutely unhinged
I wish all Texan teams would kill themselves
>>145739315you have to be over 18 to post here
>>145739314of a twink, seemingly
>>145739315You're supposed to say >Holy moly look at the tits on that oneAnd hi five your dad
>>145739288AWOOGA AWOOGA
>>145739311kys
>>145739314Kek, this. "Straight" guys will jerk off to cartoons created by men
>>145739077Biden fucked the economy, Trump will fix it back tho
>>145739305Alexis* Roth. Just ask Dross.*Alex for real
>>145739199
The CIA wants you to masturbate at halftime. That’s why their bots begin posting lewd images as it grows closer.They do this because frequent masturbation causes increased and prolonged releases of prolactin, which keeps you docile and acting like a stressed out little prey animal instead of the predator that your ancestors were.It’s easy to deny this. You just have to do literally anything else. Report the posts if you really want, they’re all bots so it doesn’t really matter. It’s better if you don’t engage at all. Go make some food. Go do some stretches. Go listen to some music.Do anything but halftime faptime. Be better than you have been, and be as good as you know you can be.I am part of the universe. I am telling you not to masturbate. The universe itself is telling you not to masturbate.Just don’t do it anon.
>>145739344nah biden saved the economy
>>145739359Lmao didn't read
The texans could lose this game.
>>145739359>They do this because frequent masturbation causes increased and prolonged releases of prolactinno, it doesnt
Why the fuck are people allowed to post random pics of whores, ai slop, and other stupid shitI hate these threads so fucking much I just want to discuss football not see images men are posting to other men in order to make them hornyIt's so fucking gay
>>145739359cia doesn't work domestically we're your friends
I will catch you guys later during half time
>>145739356
>>145739343SexRyS was drawn by a man.
>>145739374That’s what’s so hot about it
>>145739344
>>145739359*shoots ropes straight down your throat*
>>145739359i dont mind being took when to rub one out...not everything the government does is evil. you just crazy
>>145739374Now it's time for you to leave 4chan. You have surpassed the site now.
>>145739112The Chinese restaurant larping as Japanese in my town offers some great combo meals for cheap.
>3rd down and long>screen play>3rd down and long>screen play>3rd down and long>screen play>3rd down and long>screen play>3rd down and long>screen play>3rd down and long>screen playFuck you Bobby
>>145739374I said in the first OP, thread will not be comfy unfortunately. also I'm not making another one. too snoozy
Why are they talking about Hookers and not football?
>>145739359Don’t worry I got ed anyway
i have it on good authority that eddie murphy is currently watching this game with eddie murphy, eddie murphy, eddie murphy, and eddie murphy
is the chipotle brisket bowl and good
HE GETS... US.
>>145739374How gay do you think it is when dudes write erotica that other dudes get off to?
>>145739415Nah the steak is still the best
i need to the government to give every single guy a gf like in china and russia and india and some of those muslim countries
>>145739417>>145739417>>145739417
>>145739415>chipotleno
Fagbassador??
>>145739374You can't defeat the jeet hordes I'm afraid
>>145739381>cia doesn't work domesticallyKeep telling yourself that kid. They have “contractors” who do that, ie. some dude they pay on a 1099 instead of a W-2.
>>145739426does it still cost 10 buck for the bowl
God that hideous woman from the ESPN ad is supposed to be the editor
>>145739419Keenan!!!!!
>>145738460I'm gonna take you to the Banq
>>145739088Minot IcemenButte RidersHarrisburg OutlawsEugene CampersWhite Fish Bay FitzgeraldsTulsa ScalpersWashington RedskinsOuter Banks Rich White Whores
>>145739415Steak is King still.
>>145739444You're kidding, right?
@145738921hill country uber alles. unfortunately people have started to figure that out and now we're dealling with undesirables.
