Texans vs Cowboys on
>>145738694her face my ass
ETERNAL SUFFERING
>chosen throat
>>145738741I'm in love with you.
>cowboys players looking around in confusion as the crowd cheers a penalty against themThis is so humiliating. I guess we know who owns Texas now.
I don't think Caleb is going to lead us to the Promised Land
Coach Demonkey Ryans
>>145739055
Heatbros....
>>145739108unironically perfect pick for a sport filled with black men kek
>>145738918Nothing new
Reminder the chiefs lost lmao.
Passing game is about to improve significantly
>>145739377Reminder that the Chiefs are still #1
>>145739377
>>145739377Congrats to them winning their owl.
If we're starting a European league, I propose we ship them the Panthers, Giants, Titans, and Jaguars
>>145739418At being gay
>>145739418>>145739428I love how mad you faggots are about the chiefs losing 1 game.
do you guys remember when pundits had stroud as a frontrunner for mvp? LOL
These lesbians' definition of attractive is how much the guy looks like a lesbian. Jalen bros....
>>145739418At losing lol
>>145739436I think they're all slated to go as is. Gonna need two teams in both England and German, and eventually two in Brazil. Some new replacement in NY, and probably another team in TX and SF, as well as a replacement for TN. Fourth expantion team in Oregon?
>>145739418Maybe on planet retard
>>145739483I still can't get over that look when peanut oil came up. It wasn't his appearance, they knew KEK
>>145739454Got to admit, it did feel a little weird. We haven't lost since christmas. When you go that long without losing it takes a while to click in your brain. Then we remembered this >>145739418 and stopped caring.
>>145739537>we
I'm unbiased but rewatching the Bears-Packers game, it did look like the Packers special team committed one, if not two, penalties on that blocked field-goal whereas the Chiefs block against the Broncos was totally clean.
>>145739561It didn't feel bad. It's more of a "let them eat cake moment". We were shocked that you peasants had to deal with it for so long. We didn't know it existed.
His Steelers :)
Is Mike McCarthy the problem with the cowboys or is it Jerry? It's hard to believe that someone who came in to take your team to 3 12-5 seasons is the main problem when you have an owner that spends all the money to an average QB.
>>145739629>"let them eat cake moment"That's not a good statement to make.>Missouri education
>shit teams>shit gamewew lad
Stroud wildly overrated
>>145739672McCarthy isn't even allowed to pick his own coordinators. You know Jerry forced his ol' buddy Zimmer on him. McCarthy is a bit of a bumbling dipshit and thinks way too highly of himself, but Jerry absolutely torpedoed this season before it even started.
New meme just dropped
I cannot be the only one who thinks these Texans "all - blue" uniforms look black. They look like the Falcons uniforms.
>took out Jaelan Philips ACL on a missed tackle >gave Buffalo the game targeting a defenseless receiver >shrugs it all off and overall plays like shitNo refunds
>>145739867>People really thought the Texans were super bowl contendersKek
>>145739764The analogy is a spoiled rich queen who is not aware her subjects are starving so she says let them eat cake. She didn't know they didn't have cake kind of like how the chiefs in this analogy didn't know other teams didn't have wins. A 15 undefeated win streak will do that to you.
>>145739919lol
>>145739955He'll cost them another game to end their playoff hopes, then go to Baltimore next year and be elite again
>>145739999First of all, she said "brioche." Second, they're the words of a person disconnected from reality, before her head was disconnected from her body.
my chargies are in the 700 club this late in the season for the first time in years, and no one even makes that thread anymore
>>145740068We know you're fraudulent
>>145739764Based Ndonkeykong
My Grey Cup champion Toronto Argonauts
>>145740064On Bastille Day here in Philly they throw tastycakes at a crowd from the wall of the Eastern State Penitentiary and then chop some watermelons in half with a guillotine. It's a great time.
>>145740246What is up with Pennsylvania food?
>>145739919it do be like that
[Williamson] The Steelers own a league-high five victories over teams that currently have winning records
>>145739919Dude is rather zesty now that you mention it.
>>145740068I used to make them but now my team is shit
Who's the "Homer Simpson rubberbanding the fat behind his back" team this year?
>>145740448make one for me :)
>>145739919What the fuck is that jacket cut?
>>145740068>>145740448as a Chiefs poster who used to make it the longer we kept being a mainstay in the club the less posters the club had.if nobody posts why bother making the thread, /nfl/ is a dead language Jim
>>145740311tastes good as shitAmish inspiration
>>145739528The one on the right actually knew. The one on the left didn't
>>145740470Fag shit
>>145739919If he didn't do some of the gayest shit in the NFL like dye his hair blonde he might not suck so bad this season
>>145739919For me it's Kamala Harris
Love dem boys, CeeDee Lamb noticed the QB was going for a deep pass and immediately switched from WR to corner to prevent an interception.
>head slapNot sure if I've seen that before.
So what happens when the ravens beat the Steelers in their next matchup
Ohio Stroud boy standing back and standing by here
>take points off the board>turnover on downs
>>145740660I thought you were allowed to do anything near the LOS
>>145740730When the refs try to help but it backfires.Many such cases.
>>145740660pretty sure that one's from the 70s from that one lineman whose premier move was to clock a OLineman's head to get past the block
>>145740559Lmao Kamala didd wear it better
>>145740696The Ravens record will improve to 8-7
>>145740849True
DOUBLE FOOMBLE
>No Flex Zone: Thanksgiving Day is expected to be Cooper Rush vs. Tommy DeVitoCould there be a worse possible match up? I've watched 15 minutes of Pooper and I'm convinced he's the worst QB in the league and Tommy Cutlets wasn't good enough to outplay Danny Dimes for a starting slot.
>>145739418Actually, Las Vegas oddsmakers have the Lions ranked at #1 for making the Super Bowl.
>>145740957I genuinely don't understand. MAGA? Motherfucka?
>>145741080That's the same as guaranteeing they'll win. If you were a true Loins fan, you'd take out a second mortgage and put it all on the Loins winning.
>>145739483>peanut oil rapist>ranked 3rd
understand this bussy
Reminder despite never winning shit and being shit the cowboys are the most discussed team on 4chan in the last decade Love emLaugh at emHate emSeethe about emYou can't stop talking about MY BOYS
>>145739617Eagerly awaiting the webms.
>refball is only mentioned when the chiefs win
>niners fan>south of dallass>cooking kettle cornLet's make this short please.
>>145741153At least you admit they're shit. Good for you to break the vicious cycle of delusion.
>>145740068Move back to San Diego and we’ll talk about you guys.
>>145741072just realized after all these years Detroit is the early game no matter what. detroits been the clear team with more to play for once in the last 30 years at least
>>145740068You put the final nail in the Bungle's playoff coffin in what is likely the final year in their Owl window. So good job there.
>>145740484Lions would have been successful with that trick play.
>>145740559Holy shit, what a fag.
Aikman takes a dig at my Chiefs whenever he gets a chance, he's still still mad about this tweet.>randomly saysAikman: "ya know, the Chiefs lost the other day and their offense has been bad all season"
>>145741291>Something happens in the NFL>Detroit retards need to insert themselvesFucking A you bandwagon faggots are getting insufferable. Can't wait for Philly to kick your teeth in
Just put Lance in and run it already.
>purdy injuredWe're reaching levels of over not yet seen since 2021
Blocked FG to win the game has only happened a handful of times in years, but it happened in back-to-back weeks.
Watching Baldy and other breakdowns of games because I try to learn more of the game. Chris Jones kind of got owned by a sophomore guard which is shocking.
>>1457413321000% agree. There's a whole bunch of lifelong Loins fans of 2 years on this board.
>>145741361If they were tanking they would have done this >>145741350
>>145741249The Lions invented the Thanksgiving game.
>>145741373both weren't even bombs either and one was a straight up chip shot
>>145741332>bandwagon Son, I’ve been a Lions fan since they drafted Billy Sims.
>cowgirls suckAlways a good season when this happens
>>145741109MastahShe's into raceplay please understand
>>145741420This looks like a zoomer meme. It just needs that gray head.
I have questions about some football stats.Why is touchdown passes for a QB a stat that gets cited? Why would I care how an offense is getting points as long as they're getting them? What if QB throws it for 60 yards down the field and then a RB takes it into the end zone every time?Why is win and loss record for "one score games" a thing? The only thing that matters is winning and losing.The third down conversion stat doesn't make much sense because it doesn't take into account yards.
>>145741153They get 10 fucking primetime games every year of course they're gonna be talked about
>>145741585Cause QBs started the playTo show how lucky a team is gettingYards are irrelevant cause getting the first down often matters more than anything else
>McCarthy is a good football coach
>>145741525Doesn't that mean every season is a good season?
>>145741692He won a ring? Or is he the Doc Rivers of NFL coaches?
Just wanted to drop by and say Dallas SUCKS
>>145741714he got carried to a ring by rodgers, who in turn got carried by a defense that made a couple well timed flukey plays
Dallas won't even sniff the playoffs this year LOL
You think they're starting Pooper to make Dak look MVP level compared to him?
>>145741758ShameThe yearly playoff meltdown was my favorite seasonal event
>snook
44-19, 47-9, 34-6, and 34-10guess which team has this record for their last 4 home games?
Who would the cowboys even draft?
>lolboys
Did you bring enough bussy to share with the whole class?
>>145741821Shitdoor Sanders
>>145741758The Packers stole this team’s soul. It’s over until they complete a rebuild.
>>145741689>goes for the spike>realizes it would probably slam into someone's face and doesn't do itGood man
I love ffg so much
Russ is a fraud
>>145741682>Yards are irrelevant cause getting the first down often matters more than anything else3rd and 1 and 3rd and 10 are completely different scenarios. There isn't one offense who wouldn't rather have 3rd and 1.
>>145741876Go to bed, Sean Payton.
>>145741884new meme boys come get it
>>145739483>falling for staged shit
>>145741749Rodgers got carried in the NFCCG by the defense, which is no surprise, because that game is his kryptonite. He was excellent in the SB. He put up big bunkers against the best defense in the league. The Packers defense did have a couple clutch plays, too, but I’d hardly call for instance the Clay Matthews forced fumble flukey. It was a great play.
>cowboys lose bad>Dak sleeps
kek
>>145741907kek>>145741908double kek
>>145741907Look at this zesty ass sleep position.
>>145741817Lions?
RIP Zack Martin. Legit wished he was on a legit team
Broncos are so back
>SWISHA>HOUSE
>>145741930Dak is a good guy at heart. He littered and took personal responsibility. It’s why he gets paid the big bucks. A scrambling qb would have left it.
Who names their son after the biggest fucking loser in Star Wars anyway?
>>145741942Everyone owes Vance Joseph an apology.
>>145741941Boys should have traded him 2 weeks ago.
Bo Nix odds still looking kind of nicey
>>145741982Trust the plan, Daniels just needs some rest
>>145741982Ahwoo!
>>145741965His name is Rayne Dakota Prescott, Dak is just a nickname.
>>145741982daniels will be exposed in the second half of the season, its already startednixbros will be eating good
>>145741982Jayden Daniels is a (female) porn star name and I shan't be convinced otherwise.
>>145741982Isn't Jayden hurt? If that's the case then if the Broncos make the playoffs Bo Nix might just get that ROTY award
Do the Rams have a chance on Sunday night?
>>145742000>His name is RayneHoly shit please tell me you're joking.
I will lift my curse on Jerry and the Cowboys when he writes the check to bring Urban Meyer to Arkansas. Until then, get used to losing, Dallas.
>>145742003I wish Trevor would grab his nose like the kid from Dazed and Confused whenever he threw a pick.
Potential Ben Johnson landing spots BengalsBearsJagsJetsGun to your head (you have to pick one), which one do you choose?
>>145741982Was I wrong to be surprised Bijian Robinson is not on this list?
>>145742006Yes and I say that as a Niners fan
>>145741900packers won the wild card because of an end zone INT in the final minutespackers won the divisional because of a pick six at the end of the first half that completely changed the momentum of the gamepackers won the conference championship because of a pick six by a 300 pound defensive lineman, they only could beat caleb hanie by 7 pointspackers only won the super bowl because of yet another pick six (game was decided by six points after rodgers struggled mightly in the 2nd half)
>>145742025Bengals no doubt. Bears could be a close second if they have lots of good draft picks lined up
>shit pisspoop
>>145742025Bears need him more.
Jerry will die in his sleep tonight
>>145742025Bungos obviously Although that would mean I would have to live in Ohio
>>145742027Nvm my dumb ass mixed him up with Bucky Irving who's actually a rookie
>>145742025Jags
>>145742006Absolutely. I think their stat as the best pass defense in the league is slightly inflated. They’re good, but I don’t feel they’re that good. When the Bucs were still whole they feasted on that secondary. I think Puka and Kupp can put up numbers. The Rams need to make sure they keep Saquon to one big breakout play at most.
>>145742054Bucky Irving sounds like a linebacker from 1933
Apparently Shart Eberpoop interviewed Kliff Kingsbury and Klint Kubiak then still decided to go with Shane Waldron as his new OC. No wonder he sucks at game management, the man has brain damage.
Bucky the Buck that plays for the Bucs
>7 blowoutsSo this is the National Football League
>>145742074Parity is for suckers
Why is everyone suddenly against coaches being tough on their players? I’ve never seen anyone get demolished like Flores has >Inb4 “he didn’t earn the right to call out his players & be strict”Bullshit, he had a winning record, Tua is just a faggot
>>145742074Gotta fuck with those money lines, goyim.
>>145742074This entire season is a giant humiliation ritual for the Cowboys. They even have to play in a shitbowl on Thankgiving.
>>145742066Yeah it's way too normal a name for today's game. I saw a guy with two apostrophes in his last name on the texans tonight and still don't know how to say it even when the broadcast did twice
>>145742081He told Tua that he would literally shoot him in the head if he threw another interception and then rape his dog. I think that's going too far.
Um..what?
>>145741982Bo threw 4 TDs against a pretty solid Failcons. I think it's his race to lose.
>>145742081I remember choking my coach in high school because he told me to run a lap around the track and I feel like it. It was surprisingly easy. Point is, I don't listen to bitchass coaches, they can suck my dick.
>>145742096Well Bucky Irving's real name is Mar'Keise Irving
>>145742101Wearing an Allen or Mahomes jersey is the only way he can get his dad to pay attention to him.
>postgame Jesus thanking sightingBased and Christpilled
>>145742101>Jatrick Mahollen.
>Cowsois
>>145742081He just got there & immediately started acting like he was the next Vince Lombardi. More retarded when he did it to the guy Miami was going for being the guy for another 10 years. I do slightly agree though that’s a pussy move from Tua still. Those are the moments you & the coach develop a bond with one another & know you can speak to each other like that. Brady & Bill did it for decades
Why is there a college hall of fame?>good job you beat up on mostly future insurance salesman and communications majorsWouldn't the college hall of fame be making any NFL roster?
>>145742127>Posh Allomes
>>145742117Aw what the fuck man I give up. They're all numbers to me now
>>145742096English language is built on one and two syllables. The only fag word in your post is apostrophes and mine is syllables, both fag grammar shit. people with 3+ syllables in their name sound like complete faggots
>>145742143that's what they should have been to begin with
>>1457421453 syllables is the best to chant
>redskins/eagles 18-26>raiders/dolphins 19-34>browns/saints 14-35>jaguars/lions 6-52>falcons/broncos 6-38>texans/cowboys 10/38LOSERS
>>145742101>I want both sides to win :)He should beat his son for being a faggot
>>145742133Jesus Christ, do you really have to shit on everybody and everything that other people do? Is a person not allowed to celebrate any of their achievements as an athlete or person in general on your watch? What is it about you that makes you so judgmental and jaded towards others finding even a shred of satisfaction from their lives?
>>145742155Tanking was a mistake. The worst team in the league should have their first-round pick stripped away.
what is he thinking right now?
>>145742111Goff will break the spell.
>>145742108Falcons defense is super beat up so I'm not sure about the Bo Nix Broncos yet but we'll see
>>145742115>Gets mad at a person for doing their job You were too low iq anyway
>>145742172>maybe making a roster based on penis size wasn't a good idea after all
>>145742172>The Cowboys can still win an owl this season, they just need 2 more weeks
>>145742172Mike's bussy
>>145742172>an ass in every seat and a $15 beer in every hand...another great night hehehe
>>145742162You're replying to someone who's earned zero trophies in their lifetime
>>145742167Yep. And they only play away games the next season. They have to earn the right to play in front of their fans again. Their head coach has to wear a dunce cap on the sideline the entire next season too.
>>145742167fans just need to view it as an anti-lombardi and deeply shameful if you do. not enough wooden spoon culture here in sports
oof
>>145742167Draft lottery for the top 5 teams is an option. Also, I unironically think that the Super Bowl winner should get the #10 pick.
>>145742208Remember when the Cowboys winning at home was a big win streak for them?
>>145742208 there were good fights on the undercard
>>145742081The NFLPA treats it's players like fucking schoolchildren.Mandated summer vacations, what a joke. It's their fucking jobs, they should be practicing all year.It's no wonder how soft and gay the league has gotten.
We've got a legendary race in progress for the #1 overall pick in the 2025 draftUpdated after the Cowboys L tonight didn't change their spot any, they stay at #9
The job Joe Schoen has done as Giants GM is completely indefensible and the only argument anyone can muster in his favor is "muh continuity" which is what the Browns did when they kept Hue Jackson after 0-16 because they were afraid no one would come work for them if they hired and fired another coach
>>145742213I hate the draft lottery. It seems like it would be impossible year after year for the league to resist not putting their finger on the scale.
>Cowboys Giants tankbowlgonna be kino
>>145742234>fire Vrabel>instantly become one of the worst teams in the leaguefemale owners lmao
>Walmart just dumping money into nice fields and practice facilities >Jerry dumping money and thinking he knows shit about football and can make team decisions Really if you put the Broncos and Cowboys side by side when it comes to rich owners it gets a bit more obvious about how they should run their shit.
>>145742234>We've got a legendary race in progress for the #1 overall pickThis is the worst part of the nuNFL. When did the No. 1 pick become a prize to be "won" instead of a mark of Cain and a final, permanent reminder that you were the worst team in the NFL?
senile moment
>>145742208>weekend
>>145742234Going a whole season without a hint of DEM BOYZ posting this year has been surreal, I always thought those drunk retards would always root for their team regardless but this season seems to have broken their spirits, which would be sort of sad to see if it wasnt so hilarious.
>>145742261At this point, he knows the team is shit. Probably thinking about which hooker he's gonna choke tonight.
>With the first overall pick in the 2025 NFL Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select...Ashton Jeanty, Running Back, Boise State.
>>145742219problem with the nflpa is it's overloaded with 23yo one contract retards trying to milk what they can for a few years, so they only vote for immediate benefits to their situation
Welp, the Saints are too good for a top 10 pick when healthy it seems. Might as well root for them to beat the Rams.
>>145742081you can't have a job in the league if you're a "tough guy" unless you constantly preface it with pats on the head and being a weird faggot and showing your soft side like harbaugh or campbell
>>145742240Hue Jackson was so terrible it boggles my mind.
>Sean Payton swept the NFCS Feels like 2010 again
>>145742242The Giants should clean house at the end of the season anyway but if they can't beat the Cowboys in their current state I want a public execution of Brian Daboll and Joe Schoen in place of turkey for the winner.
>>145740559For him it is too
>>145742279They wont beat the rams and you will blow your pick in the draft
>>145742296I really don't know why they're going with the meme Italian guy over Drew Lock
>>145742292You reminded me of this clip. https://youtube.com/shorts/z3eGBfuNWZg
>>145742111This will be broken this year because the nfc is so weak. Either the lions or Philadelphia makes it back to the owl. There's no way any other team in the nfc can make that deep of a run
>>145742296Man that would be crazy. Just right there on TV while people are eating their gluttonous meals.
>have more money than you know what to do with>buy stupid bags and wear dumb clothesI really don't like dumb rich people. For example Bo Nix just wore an Elway jersey to a game, this shit is just gay
>>145742213Honestly, shouldn't the super bowl winner be rewarded with something like this? Something better than just a trophy
>>145742292What’s crazier is the worst anyone can point to with Flores is that he told Tua that he sucked & they got into a verbal spat like fucking anyone else in the league has done. Maybe if it was nonstop shit talking & he was bringing up Tua’s family or concussions I could see it but a “you sucked tonight” is treated like blasphemy. Even fucking high school coaches talk like that
>>145742321It's called fashion. Look it up, pleb.
Fucking cowboys. Go tanks some other year.
>>145742241Yeah the league is rigged enough as it is
>>145742323That's exactly my point, there should be a concrete reward for winning it all.
>>145742234Jags - Travis HunterTEN - OT or QB?CLE - QB NYG - QBLV - QBNE - OTNYJ - QBCAR - QB?DAL - WR
>>145742340Yeah I agree
Is JJ worse than Dan Snyder?
>>145742343Jets will take OL. They just took Travis last season & unless you’re getting Cam Ward there’s no point to not see what you got with him first
I'm so ashamed to be a fan of my team.
>>145742327Yeah I know the Dolphins situation third hand personally it was worse than you probably think. the team just had a hissy fit until Flores and his disciples were bled off that entire team, mostly for simply being too mean. Then they brought in Fangio and it took 9 months and they ran him off
You have to understand there are still quite a few of these bandwagon fags hanging around from those 90s days im not sympathetic at all to your plight cowfags in fact I wish it continues in more heartbreaking fashion>niners and raiders also suck this yearIf by some chance Rams are able to take the division and make the playoffs with the Chargers I would never stop laughing
>>145742332Dude looks like a really small jpeg
I love women.
>>145742333Why are you so desperate to get Sanders?
>>145742340Sounds a little too good to me.How bout this, the draft order flips every other round?So the Super Bowl winner gets the first picks in the 2nd, 4th and 6th rounds. Sound fair?
>>145742402You’ll never be white
back to 4 wrong, the old faithful :)
>>145742420Cowboys will get Shadman and they'll probably get his dad too on the staff somewhere. Doesn't mean the Cowboys will be good though.
Who asked?^
Who's getting Sanders and his father as a coach?Giants?
>>145742435Obvious picks are obvious. There are so many shit teams
>>145742438I hope that happens. Rooting against them will be even better
>>145742410>>145742414t.Fashionlets
Who’s getting Ryback?
>>14574244549ers fucked up my parlay.
>>145742307PR move to sell tickets and placate angry fans. Also Drew Lock is fucking dogshit whereas at least DeVito might have untapped potential as a system QB.
>>145742438Deion Sanders isn't leaving Colorado. Not sure why people are saying this, he doesn't even want to coach in the NFL.
>>145742438Are you retarded? Dak has the biggest contract in NFL history. You think they're going to bench him for Shiteur Shitters?
>>145742444Gayders or Gayboys
>>145742444Shedeur Sanders and the New York media would go together like oil and water.
>>145742475Sorry anon, but losing against the Cowboys makes me not trust them.
>>145742459
>>145742454As a Broncos fan I do think Drew sucks now but when he was drafted he could have been good if he didn't get shit coaching and then just thrown away in the Russ trade.
>>145742490How do you think I feel as a Giants fan knowing that Daniel Jones was a big play QB his rookie year only for Jason Garrett to completely ruin the way he saw the field and make him never look more than 10 yards past the sticks?
>>145741465Yeah sure and you still only showed your face for the first time exactly 14 months ago faggot. I've never seen such an insecure fucking fanbase that needs literal 24 hour validation for everything they do. I guess that's what happens when deep down you know you don't belong
The Cowboys have trailed by at least 20 points in each of their past six home games, an NFL record.As you'd expect, Dallas lost each game. That run of futility at home began with January's playoff loss to the Packers L Packers 48-32 (NFC Wildcard)L Saints 44-19L Ravens 28-25L Lions 47-9L Eagles 34-6L Texans 34-10
hmm, cowboys winning next week could help the eagles win the division but I also want to see the cowboys continue to lose.tough choices
>>145742500Well as a Broncos fan I know how it feels to be a fan of a shit team for almost a decade. Good luck
>>145742518Imagine giving up more than 6 points to that pathetic team kek
>>145742500>Jerry Jones found a way to ruin the Giants QB by promoting that buffoon Garrett in the leaguelmao. I'd say it was on purpose, but let's be honest Jerry can't do anything right on purpose.
Winning teams should be rewarded. That being said, how would it change the NFL if teams with better records got better draft picks?
>>145742518>L Packers 48-32 (NFC Wildcard)>L Ravens 28-25Don't let these scores fool you, that was Dak the Garbage Time King at work.
>>145742518Even the stadium is sick of the cowboys and trying to off itself.
>>145742518>packers unironically broke the cowboysyou're all welcome btw
Watching the reaction videos of giants fan reacting to the Daniel Jones draft never gets old kek.What makes it funnier is even Dwayne Haskins was laughing
>>145742529It's John Mara's fault. He pushed for Garrett's hire (because Garrett's Dad was on the Giants coaching staff back in the day and Garrett was QB3 in the 2000s) and then forced Joe Judge to keep him after 2020 even though Judge wanted to fire him.Speaking of, there's another guy who got unfairly railroaded. Judge would have worked out if he hadn't had Garrett forced on him and if he had a GM who he wasn't at war with.
billsfags realize it wont be the same story when rashee and pacheco are back in the 'yoffs right?congrats on your regular season super bowl though
>Brian Daboll and Joe Schoen are good and haven't lost the locker ro-By the way, Nick McCloud was a reserve DB/core special teamer who got cut because he refused to get squeezed for a paycut of <$1M
>>145742472Sounds fun
>>145742402Let's say hypothetically the chargers were the number one see and hosted the afc championship game and the rams were hosting the nfc championship game? How would that work since the games are on the same day and they play in the same stadium?
Why do >we have to get the mad Chiefs?They'd beat >us regardless
Today is a dark day for football lads. We’ll never get to post DANIEL JONES JUST memes again
Put all your money on the panthers this week. I'm a huge chiefs fan and Sunday is my birthday. As long as I can remember the chiefs never win on my birthday
The last few years haven’t been so kind to Daniel Jones. Ever since he was fired from being QB, he coped over his failed football career by doing heroin, spending all his millions in the process. He then was at risk of being homeless. Last time I heard he was working at Sonic as a waiter, but was quickly fired for fumbling the food out of his hands when trying to give it to the customer.Poor Daniel Jones
>>145742578>panthersfags can't even meme carrot Beat the Chiefs you fucking idiots
>>145742578You caved to cancel culture and forced Jerry Richardson out so now the Football Gods are making you suffer for eternity.Jerry Richardson did nothing wrong compared to Robert Kraft.
>>145742577No one would show up since they don’t have fans
>>145742574He’s not wrong though. Josh will do what he always does at the worst possible time and turn into the world’s biggest goober. Bills don’t have a shot in the playoffs.
>>145742518Legendary stuff
>>145742595
>>145742594>Jerry Richardson did nothing wrong compared to Robert Kraft.what a great pointthat seems like something our strong independent media should have looked intooh well
“From the twelve. Daniel Jones. Gets a block. Takes off and he is GONE! Tries to stay upright and he TRIPS! ABSOLUTELY ALL ALONE AND HE TRIPS!”https://youtu.be/JRsnQL-zw44
>>145742518ALLIN
>>145742577>afc championship at the rose bowl
>>145742606The Giants would have won this game if Evan Engram could catch.
>>145742595Donkey shows get more attendance than those fraudulent teams.
When will the league step in and do something about the Jets? The owner is just a franchise holder, the league can force him to sell the team for providing a such a poor product and hurting the overall brand.
>>145742610>ifTell me why I should read anything past this word.
The Raiders being a dumpster fire is pretty funny
>>145742614the other owners want jobber owners though
their letting whites play corner now and their actually good? what in the world
>guys the corporate twitter acount is memeing again
>>145742626trumps america
>>145742307
>>145742631hold that L cowcuck
>>145742597Those teams ended up2013 Jaguars 4–12 1966 Falcons 3–11 2024 Cowboys ?? 1960 Cowboys 0–11–11981 Baltimore Colts 2–14
>>145742594The modern Klan at work
>>145742645shedeur + coach prime to the cowboys is gonna be kino
Dez
>TFW there won't be a cowboys meltdown in the playoffs this year
>tfw no heavyweight clash between 49ers and Cowboys in playoffs
I told you all that Goff was going to return with a vengeance after that last meme championship game last time. There will be no survivors from here on out.
>>145742213>>145742323The best recipe for the continuing success of the NFL is not refballed dynasties like the Patriots and Chiefs but the chance for any team to make it to the Super Bowl.
>>145742692And when >goof throws 7 picks next game and still wins cause STs had 3 PR TDs what then?
>>145741982Bowers not being the clear frontrunner kills the credibility of these awards.
I blame Jerry Jones and so should you
>>145742697It was like that in the 2000sThe NFC sent the Bucs, Panthers, Eagles, Seahawks, Bears, Giants, Cardinals, and Saints in that orderAll bottom feeder meme teams at the time other than the Giants
Maye is going to be the better quarterback but Nix has the better team and coach
>>145742681Can confirm he is one of the most fluid at both assuming and holding sexy positions for his buttfuckings as well as one of the most fluid at humping twink bussyAlso amazing kisser, we keep it behind clothed doors but we do butt slaps in public
>>145742539I didn't know they had a retractable roof until today
>>145742681Riley Moss is a great kisser. Was also great at BJs when we were roommates at Iowa
>>145742686mightve been talking about the fans
>>145742716Haven't cowfags wanted jerruh to tank for years? You finally got your wish. Too bad it came the season after you extended dak though
>>145742756Dak has such a hot ass in silver yights it's heaven watching that alone
>>145742700Won't happen. Keep seething.
>>145742697Is there a Bills version of this? No one was wearing Bills shit 10 years ago but now it's everywhere.
>>145742762Go to bed jerry
>>145742609>Early Kickoff at the Rose Bowl for the perfect sunset>Nice cool 68-55 temperature rangeWould be absolute kino
>>145740559Must be the loser outfit LOL.
>Trey Lance can't get playing time on a lost season Cowboys team>Trey Lance is a total fucking bust>the 49ers traded three first round picks for the opportunity to draft himIf Purdy had not inexplicably turned out to be a good quarterback, with the very last pick in the draft, how screwed would the Niners be right now? They have the Devil's own luck.
For my big Super Bowl party, I just ordered a living room set, a bar set, a stripper pole and platform set, and a gay sex dungeon set, all matching and have same colors: Honolulu blue and silver, some black and white for trim
>>145742796is straight sex allowed in the gay sex dungeon or would that be more of an outdoors thing?
>>145742796I'm thinking about hiring a cheap whore to watch with me. Also whats the best way to go about getting heroin
>>145742081>Why is everyone suddenly against coaches being tough on their players?Yeah man, being a hard ass is the way to go...
>>145742803be yourself
>>145742801It's an all male affair, sexy men only. This Super Bowl dress code will be all slutty, shiny tight silver shorts, thongs, harnesses etc.
>>145742824Tom Brady here, can I come? I'll be the party treat for everyone to cum on like I was for my OL at Michigan. Can I invite some of them too?
>>145742172
>>145742868Tom, it's still at the same downtown loft, we are just getting new furniture. Can't wait to see your sexy ass bent up and spread wide xx
>>145742594>Cam owned Bradyyeah what alternate universe did that happen in
>>145739436Panthers are better than the Browns Jets Cowboys Raiders Patriots and Saints send those teams over instead
Just a reminder that Hutchinson broke his leg in Week #5.
>>145742794>get a viable starting qb with what should have been a worthless pick>weren't able to exploit the extra draft capital that should have earned you because you traded a bunch of picks for a guy you never played>new qb's rookie salary lets you afford to pay 2 top end receivers, an MVP-caliber running back, and an elite TE >all those expensive players take turns dropping dead in the middle of the seasonI kinda feel like their luck has evened out
I have forseen all outcomes and the most likeliest of likelys will be Chiefs vs Eagles triple boogaloo. Sorry /NFL/ may next year be better.
>>145743007Yarp. Lions and bills choke before ever seeing KC, and Andy Reid embarrasses Sirianni for the 3peat after an AFC cakewalk against the chargers and Texans.
>>145742918The AFCS/Cowboys Effect
>tfw you don't have the Mike Zimmer Cowboys on your schedule
>>145743017You obviously werent into intelligent enough to see the Razorcakes Redskins owl. Pity
>>145742794They'd probably be paying Jimmy G a 9 figure contract lol
>>145743083Cakes choke on the razor, and a rookie QB has never started a super bowl much less won one. Jayden Daniels recent games proves he isn't immune to being taped as a rookie and he'll almost certainly get bounced to a tough look in a must win situation against vets.
What the fuck is this? It's the first pic on Nick sabans wiki page
>>145743117Red phone case dumbass
>>145743125It's not
>>145743128It literally is. You can see the black man's hand holding it and the rectangular shape of the device down to a camera hole in the top right How fucking stupid are you
>tfw playing warthunder again
>>145743137It's literally not. I've seen red cases and I don't see any hands holding a camera. How fucking stupid are you?
>>145743146>I've seen red casesDumbass fucking retard you haven't seen every red case for every red phone in the planet. You can clearly see the pixels of where the camera would be on the rectangular phone and the fucking hands holding the phone up. YouAreAFucking retard
>>145743117Literally just an iphone se
>>145739636All six of the Steelers' Super Bowl winning seasons were like this, and the two Super Bowl losing seasons were like that, too. They're ALWAYS the scrappy team with a couple excellent pieces but big question marks where their weakest points sit right on the bubble between good and bad and no one's ever sure they can do it up until the clock expires at the end of the season. They're on a historical track to pull out a win no one, not even the most diehard yinzers expected and many will say they did not deserve. Maybe injuries will stop them, or they'll just fall off of their winning streak at the wrong time. But if they manage to beat the Chiefs on Christmas or at least win the AFC North, they have a great chance of getting to seven and retying records with the Patriots.
>>145741966He looks like the guy they'd cast to play Mike Tomlin in a Netflix movie about Ben Roethlisberger's alleged crimes. (That he didn't commit. They did tests and found no DNA at all.)
>>145742476The Steelers' brains are contractually obligated to turn off any time there's a weather delay.
>>145743299The dynasty Steelers were as scrappy as the dynasty patriots
>>145743358Bradshaw and half of the offense were middle of the road players. It was their defense at the time beating the shit out of the other teams (and being the first team to use PEDs) that put them over the edge.
Gonna be wild that Mahomes after this year is going to surpass Montana in playoffs wins.
>>145743376Literally 5+ Hall of Famers on offense
>>145742951Tell that to the Bears and Panthers
>>145739919I'm so fucking tired of this hallway walk outfit bullshit.
>>145743407They're in the hall of fame because they were on those teams.Bradshaw had a TD:INT ratio of just over 1, a 51.9% completion rate, and a passer rating of 70.9 for his career.Only Lynn Swann and Franco Harris were especially noteworthy on offense.
>>145740559No wonder he lost
was the mnf game a good shit game or just shit?
onto the panthers
>>145743457The funniest thing that could happen is a trap game loss to the Panthers.
>>145742623Surprised I didnt get a china tier videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAQFi0v90tU
>>145742640based
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!?!?
>>145742599I love this one. He deserved it
>>145742199And their players have to wear cock cages the entire season.
Good morning
>>145743447It was cringe kino.
>>145742172Why does this old fuck still even go to gamesThere's a pic of him like this from almost every one lol
>>145743828He has a football cuck fetish
>>145743828I'm just gonna pretend you're acting retarded on purpose.
>>145743835I typically go out and do things that make me absolutely fucking seethe just as I'm sure you do lol
>>145743841You wouldn’t get it. Jerry Jones loves the Cowboys more than anything on earth. More than his family. His life’s dream was to own a football team. He painstakingly assembled the roster himself and paid them with his own pocket. He built them a gigantic palace of a stadium to play in. Now every weekend he gets to sit in his luxury booth in his lazy boy recliner and helplessly watch them get brutally fucked into submission. Cuck fetish.
>>145743841Nah I'm not a weirdo like you.
Jared Goff threw 5INT in a game this season. He still has less INT than Patrick Mahomes.
>>145743779What is this phenotype called?Certainly not white.
Coach Primate
>>145743912Xavier: Renegade Angel incidental character.
>>145743893>goof gets da flu n sheeit>still wins
>How do you explain? Can you explain any of this?How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>145743893Who has more wins tho?Only stat that matters, bitch boi
>>145743434I guess sam Bradford was better.
Well then I'm leavingY'all fucking weirdosEvery time I post it goes to zero responses in 10 minutes from 1 every minute or two Kind of creepy
>>145742658Dez nutz
>>145743941They're both 9-1
>>145743912El Ogro de las Americas
Really fucking weird
Official NFL players with "Darius Slay" in their name power ranking>1. Darius Slay >2. Darius Slayton
>>145743980Yeah but Chiefs lost to the Allen and the RazorsLions lost to fucking Bakey and the Buccs
>>145744010Kc wouldve lost to the buccs if they had evans and the other guy
Chiefsfags have stooped so low to insult Baker now? That's fucking sad.
>>145744010Josh Allen throwing to the corpse of Amari Cooper lmao
>>145744025Chiefs fans are the worst. Go freeze to death at a gay fentanyl Superbowl watch orgy you fags.
>>145744016>if
Shooting that wounded Broncos’ Josh Reynolds was “coordinated” attack with 30 rounds fired into SUV, DA saysReynolds was shot on Oct. 18 after he left Shotgun Willies, a strip club in Glendale. Mendoza is accused of following Reynolds and his group into the strip club and watching them until they left the club around 2:45 a.m.Mendoza then joined with other people in at least three vehicles, and the three vehicles followed Reynolds, who was in a Ford Bronco, police allege.The drivers chased Reynolds on Colorado Boulevard, Interstate 25, East Hampden Avenue and back onto I-25, where dozens of rounds were fired into the Ford Bronco, MacDonald said.Around 3:10 a.m. near I-25 and East Belleview Avenue, Reynolds and his companions abandoned the Ford Bronco — which was disabled by gunfire — on the side of the interstate and ran.All three called 911 minutes later near South Quebec Street and Union Avenue, according to an arrest affidavit, which noted at least one caller sounded like they were still running.Reynolds was shot twice, in the left arm and the back of the head, and another man was shot in the back, according to the affidavit. A third victim was wounded by shattered glass, and all three of them were scraped from climbing over a fence.
Because the 9-2 Bills are just like the 4-6 Buccs you fucking retards
Didn't last year's chiefs lose to a tanking broncos team
>>145744064Yeah. I saw a picture of Obama’s mom squatting naked on a beer bottle once too
>>145744045senseless strip club shooting stories are always comfy desu
>>145744079The saddest recent NFL story is Dwayne Haskins getting drugged and robbed and left at a gas station and then wandering into traffic and getting hit by a bus.
>>145744088he was in a k-hole, he abandoned his car in the middle of the highway cause it ran out of gas, which he forgot cause he was in his k-hole, and the kid who used to play chicken with traffic, wandered out into traffic on I-595. Made the wrong moves playing frogger with a dump truck.a life time of bad choices led him to that moment.
>>145744106From what I read in the papers he was drugged by his friends and they took him to an atm and told him to withdrawal as much money as he could and then left him
>>145744106what's a k-hole?
>>145744117How did they find that out? Witnesses? Bank activity?
>the cuckboys are the only team in the four major sports who do not yet have a home win in 2024How many chances do they have left? Can they make it the full year?
>>145744120had ketamine in his system, k-hole is when you're under the influence of ketamine
>>145744120your mom
>>145744121I don’t know. This isn’t something I’m heavily invested in, that’s just what I remember seeing in the news.
>>145744117kind of just sounds like the family is throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks. if it was just that ok I'd give them the benefit of the doubt but all the deranged things they're suing for like the truck hitting him being overweight lol, is a bit much
If the Bears had won that game against the Commanders I feel like they wouldn't be complete toast and people would be slightly optimistic about their future.
>>145744137>the truck hitting him being overweightIf it was overweight that's a legit problem and worth suing over. It effects stopping distance and maneuverability.
>>145744122They play the Gnats (who are also winless at home)
>>145744146The Giants won a home game in January
fantasy football team is hanging on by a thread bros, not looking good
So we all agree that the Buccs will win their division, right? Better team+easier schedule
>>145744152No one cares about your fantasy team
>>145744152That's because all you tards make shitty teams and most end up quitting halfway through the season
>>145744144again on its own sure, but they sued anyone that Haskins made contact with(not just the truck lol) the 24 hours prior. they sued a driving range for "allowing" patrons to drug other people on its premises
>>145743941>lifelong chiefs fans since 2020 is too retarded to do a simple google searchmany such cases. Also this>>145743980
Rodgers is officially below Favre after this season right?At least he won 9 game with the jets
>>145744210That's not the only man he's below
The Texans’ fans completely took the stadium over last night. It was a real passing of the torch moment imo
jordan loves wife posts on 4chan
>>145744222Checked
>>145744229Nah, that meme escaped containment
>>145744229She knows the rules then. I expect a pair of tits within the hour. Clock's ticking!
>>145744222What do you think was going on in Jerry's head seeing his broken stadium coated in red last night?
>>145744240doubt shes just some common whore like temujin
>>145744241I don’t know what’s going on behind his eyes, but I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen him look more miserable during a season before.
>>145744222That's not new, it happens at every cuckboys "home" game >>145739333
>>145744241>crank the prices up 20%
>>145744250I understand how stadiums like sofi are basically away games, and how the texans fans could fill a cowboys stadium considering theyre in the same stateBut how the fuck are broncucks fans outnumbering you at home?
>>14574431817th game mucks it up a bit but you only host a team in the other conference once every 8 years. any fan of that team near the area will treat in like the SB. broncos also have a somewhat underrated national fanbase
>>145744045>broncos players driving a ford broncoWho could have predicted such a thing?
>>145744318>I understand how stadiums like sofi are basically away gamesChargers have not played a home game since January 1st, 2017. They lost to the Chiefs.
>>145744318The Broncos are still a really popular team even if they've been shit for a while
>>145741183Or Mahomes played like suchbshit that the Refs couldn't bail him out
Im gay as shit
>>145744367ok but who's your team
>>145744367Cowboys fan here. I’m not gay and I’m married to a woman but I’ve sucked four guy’s dicks before.
>>145744376most hetero cowboys fan
>>145743912
>>145744376Cowboys fan here again, we gotta make that 5, someone just knocked on the truck stops stall where I go when I tell my wife I'm working
>>145744318It's not just Denver or Houston that does it, too
When is he getting her pregnant?
PATHETIC: Through week 11, the Lions have as many TD's in AT&T Stadium as the Cowboys. The Saints have the most, with 6.
>>145744395When the bull gets around to it
>>145744403Josh "BVLL" Allen?
>>145744411
>>145744411Some blacks have little penises. Sorry to disappoint you.
>>145744395He could do better
>>145744411What the actual fuck dude. This is an NFL thread, seek mental help you fucking faggot
>>145744431It's called being Eagles fan.
>>145744318The popular teams' fans can completely swamp an underperforming home team's fans. The Steelers have done it at least twice this season with the Raiders and Redskins.
>>145744411Fap fap fap
>>145744411Anyways, go Cowboys!
>Bears challenge blocked field goal, submitting to NFL>Eberflus said he will turn in the blocked field goal to the league office, because he believes the Packers "were on our long snapper." No flag was called on the field.
>>145744431its a set up for "x team fan btw" its the hot new /sp/ meta maymay
>>145744395He can have any slam pig whenever he wants in Western NY.
>team named after wild west criminals is "America's team"You'd think that would be the Patriots
>>145744447sour grapes ass bitch
I think that Bills have seen the chiefs so many times I think they finally figured them out. Plus the bills are far deeper more complete team.
>>145744250shit team, cool stadium. revenue must be out of control
>>145744453I'd slam this pig.
>>145744421Just saying Mahomes kids look more like Josh than Patrick.
>>145744463We lost to the Nigbirds this year though.
>>145744465That's the picture my wife makes me look at it when she uses her punishment strap on for my pegging
Is it infrastructure week in Texas? I have seen embarrassing teams and sloppy games, but it's rare to have a stadium fall apart before your very eyes.Good job, Cowgirls. Way to make the entire league look bad.
Jordan Love has been intercepted in all eight games he has played in 2024. Love’s eight consecutive games with an INT is the longest streak at any point in a season(s) for a Packers QB since Brett Favre, who threw picks in 12 straight games from 2005-06.
>the whole thread starts mocking cowcucks>out comes the bbc cuck posting If I had a phd in statistics I might be able to notice a pattern forming but I don’t
>>145744546Means the Eagles fans are here in force
>>145744554Sure it does you sick freak
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>>145744536They're losing to the dolphins on thanksgiving
>>145744533prescott-ianyou'd think after how the divisional ended last year he'd go>gosh i need to tone down the boneheaded throws
>>145742458>Mc Carthy is going to the Jets>Cowboys is going to draft Travis HunterJerry won't sell.
>>145744026He has been revived
>>145744515Yes we know Chiefs sister.
>>145744447kek
