27-10 texansLet's see if something funny happens or lance goes in
toxins in charge of defense
nice play from cooper
>here's how the Cowboys can still win
Martin hurt
Reminder despite never winning shit and being shit the cowboys are the most discussed team on 4chan in the last decadeLove emLaugh at emHate emSeethe about emYou can't stop talking about MY BOYS
The dallas cowboys!
First for the El Paso Chihuahuas
Martin dead, it's ogre
I enjoy the company of women.Texie fan btw:)
(You)
>>145741356What is a good postgame dallas radio show to stream to listen to angry fans?
>>145741376How far could you throw a chihuahua?
>>145741356But something funny has been happening for almost an hour. The cowboys have been attempting football.
I came so hard to Link at halftime. Go Vikes.
lmao
1st for my Chicago Bears winning the Superb Owl
>>145741376Shit tier mutt
>>145741383Far up this bussy
>>145741371Cowboys are 3 if they're lucky1. Chiefs2. Patriots3. maybe Cowboys
>>145741379;)
>>145741371We'll stop talking about them as soon as the playoffs start. Because they won't be in them
>>145741380
>>145741356go niners!
>>145741365Unironically just needs one more pick 6 from Cooper
>>145741356Dem boys need toSIGN MIKESIGN MIKE-AHH
What is it like being a dad?
>>145741393Your bears would choke to this cowboys team
lol boys are so bad my stream is dead probably from people tuning in to laugh at them
Look, I'll just say it, I like the Oilers name and logo more than Texans.
Dem Boyz dropping like flies
>>145741386>I came so hard to Link at halftime.based
KWAB
>>145741408Like a bag of sand
>>145741404Lets see the reverse.
>>145741381None, all the shows and fans are desensitized to losing now. 105.3 The Fan is the station that Jerry threatened to get fired for questioning him though, lol
cowboy down cowboy down
>having work tomorrowi feel bad for you non-neet niggas
>>145741400>people rank Lions as one of the best teams in the league>texans lost to them on a final second field goal>but the texans are bad and the lions are goodhuh...
cowboys are running out of linemen
>>145741400Oh em Gee you saved her, you son of a bitch! She stole my breath away last week
>>145741393
>>145741413Oilers name with the Texans colors
Annnnnnnnnd o-line is officially dead. Just tank now. It's so over.
>>145741426On my way to work rn me
I hate the cowgirls just as much as the next guy, but this is getting kinda sad now, their line is just dying one by one now.
>>145741408apparently it causes you to poop from 730 to 8 every day
>>145741429shutup, Raj
>>145741426I unironically wish I could find a fucking job
[ cowboy implosion continues ]
>>145741404You're a homo, right? We're all friends here, so you can tell us. That dakimakura is a guy, right? Or am I mixing it up with some other effeminate pink haired trap?
>>145741404Based fellow ninerbro
>>145741411you are a very chaotic evil person shut up talking about my Bears
When your team loses badly what commercials send you over the edge? Bundlerooski might do it.
>>145741427Texans lost to the Jeets
>>145741356>New thread baked while I’m phonepostingReposting here:Original Captcha was designed to help Google books understand words that were too smudged for bots to decipherGen 2 Captcha was designed for Google Satellites to help bots understand what street signs were sayingGen 3 Captcha was designed for Google Stable Diffusion precursors to help identify complex shapes (like motorcycles) and understand perspective when generating an imageGen 4 Captcha (You are here) Is a quick snapshot that uploads your IP and comment to an AI analysis database so that GPT models can better predict how you respond to stimuli as an individual, that way they can run simulations of you as a node during various misinformation and nuclear war games to stress test the individual capacity for each citizen to successfully lead their own rebellious factionIt’s never been about “stopping bots.” It’s all data harvesting and outsourcing of google tech to better develop their AI systems. This is why moot went to Google and permanently left Captcha on 4chan
>>145741426Get to hear about Dallas getting btfo during my commute
>>145741408Bags of sand
>>145741426I’m off tomorrow, low seniority in a union job so I work weekends.
Cowboys offense is just getting stuffed, it's hilarious
>>145741439nah that's you
>>145741432We are the BEARS
Is it just me or has Cooper Rush rushed his way into your heart with tonight's performance?
>>145741445Whopper whopper whopper whoppee
>>145741424Does every big city have a sports station named the fan?
lmaooooo
>>145741445J.G. WENTWORTH
>>145741445WHOPPER WHOPPER
SACKED.com
Fuck em up D Hunt
how the fuck do you ask rush to show 50 passes
>imagine if we had Will Anderson on the other side of Hunter tonight
Fattie sacked in the morning?
Wow the Cowboys suck ass.
>>145741445nothing, it's been almost 10 years since my team made me feel something
>>145741445NO FLEXNO FLEX ZONE…THEY KNOOOOOW BETTA
The Texans are going to score again! Who's their backup? They should put him in for the lols
the cowboys are the most valuable sports franchise in the world
>>145741456>no uPathetic jeet
this is just sad now
>sacked on 4th and 16This is getting sad now
>>145741422Not lewd >>145741442It’s a guy but I’m straight
>>145741485Davis Mills
FREE CEECEE LAMB to sign with my Chicago Bears
There's no reason to keep this awful QB in. The game's a loss anyway, let Trey flounder.
>>145741458He rushed into this bussy
>>145741471877 ASS - POUND
>>145741491You're Australian, you should think it's funny like the rest of us
>>145741491>>145741492the singularity of man
>>145741404>That couchAnon, where are you?
McCarthys gotta get fired after this game it's a complete team impulsion
>>145741464Lmao mine does, except mines 104.3
DEM BOYS GETTING DOGWALKED BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GOTTA LOVE IT, YOU JUST GOTTA!
Got to be the shittiest MNF this year
Score a goddamn touchdown Texans. Now.
>>145741495oh... oh no...
>>145741495Ah I see. Other side is nicer.
>>145741513No, when the cowshits lose, America wins.
>>145741500>No reasonTanking a backup’s stats when the starter fucked up the game for them is disrespectful to your backup, as it lowers their stats and therefore their potential to ever be traded to a relevant positionIf your starters shit the bed for 3 quarters, you keep them in and make them lie in it
>>145741404Ok. This is based!
>>145741495>t.
>>145741495>It’s a guy but I’m straight
You would unironically be the earth’s biggest faggot if you wouldn’t fuck Astolfo.
its over femboys
its kinda funny how i wait all day for the game then proceed to barely watch it cause im too busy shitposting
>>145741495>$(er fan, San Fran being the fag capital of the world>Bud Light>Astolfo? body pillow>claims to be straight
>>145741513Turn off the tv, cowgirl
MANY FLAGS
>>145741408Constant neverending stress and financial obligations, 99% chance you wind up disappointed and bitter which bumps up to 100% if you have a daughter
CHIMPOUT surely throwing flags will make it stop
>>145741515If they don't score a tuddie I'm gonna use racial slurs on the internet IN SPANISH
CHIMPOUT
needs more flags
JJ watt goes on multiple vacations with Odell Beckham every year
>>145741538stop it
FLAGS OUT
>Cowboys are gonna be 3-7>They're chimping out
PLANET OF THE APES
>>145741449Interesting. Screenshot and reading after
Does this game officially make Houston texas favorite team of all time?
4 fouls vs 1 foul>offsetGay.
Gonna need a cap of the field littered with flags.
4 personal fouls offset 1 personal foul??????
FIGHT TO THE DEATH
REF BROS LET'S FUCKING GO
>>145741379Cushing gal is getting me the most here. Idkw
We dem ACK
Does throwing flags everywhere work in real life?
>>145741449Is moot still at google?
>5 flags>Joe Buck says “roll them if you gottem”You heard the man, /sp/. Roll a fat blunt for the reffies
>Texans chants audible in the stadiumkek
>>145741523Fate: Grand Orgasm does the trick. And that pink haired cutie swings a mighty dong, too. Would submit.
>>145741381105.3 the Fanhttps://www.audacy.com/stations/1053thefanThe "team station" but even they stopped sucking Jerry's dick96.7 The tickethttps://player.theticket.com/The "edgy" station that stopped being edgy like a decade ago. Honestly I doubt either station will take a drunk call for at least a couple hours.
uh oh, little meltie from the poo poo teams
MORE CHIMPING OUT
How about this? Let them fight to the death. Winner takes all. Nobody likes texas
This threads been pretty quiet. No bbc spam, no pol, no random hoes.
THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
>YOU GET A FLAG>YOU GET A FLAG>YOU GET A FLAG>EVERYONE GETS A FLAG >
>>145741570we wuz crans and shiet
Cmon Texans, win with a tuddie for once
>>145741570Kek
Chimpout Alert
>12 men on the field, cowboys
>>145741572Which station carries the game? That's the one to call as that's where the post game show is on.
All these flags are probably cause the sun keeps getting in their eyes.
My Reffies on the warpath
When it's four guys shouldn't it cease to be a personal foul and become a foul by committee or something?
>>145741563left in 2021, whereabouts unknown
I never understood why someone would bring a newborn baby to a huge sporting event
>>145741578The coomer probably got banned. Mods are pretty active in prime time game threads. I got banned for posting beautiful blacks qweens in a Sunday night game.
Hat trick
predictoranon here: at least one person will get shot outside of the stadium after an altercation between dallas fans
>>145741577It's always been Cowboys and Chiefs fans who post that
>>145741591The Fan
that latina fan's ass was too fat
>>145741599Notice the race…
Why do the reffies hate my boyz so much? Why does the NFL fear a dominant Cowboys?
Mike Zimmer is awful
Launch em if you gottem
I was really hoping he was gonna take a shit on the cowboys logo after scoring that touchdown.
>bringing an infant to a football gameI hate that fucking retard.
This is worst implosion I’ve seen since the chargers at raiders game before Staley got fired
SPANK THAT ASS NIGGA
There are 10s in Texas
The Cowboys don't know how to fucking lose man buncha PUTOS
>>145741599Brown people are retarded
THEY’VE DONE ITA SECOND HALF OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Oh yeah take it all in Jerry you fucking faggot
>>145741620Dallas is in Oklahoma
>>145741609post
>ahh... yes... money...
>Jerry is still thereGo to bed old man
>>145741599I used to work at a place that hosted weddings, and people would bring their babies into the ballroom where music was blasting incredibly loud, the baby would be crying and their dumbshit parents would just be standing around with their drinks, blabbering
>>145741599WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS NOISE?
>>145741620Texan women are naturally ugly, anon.
>6 straight games of trailing by 20+ at home>longest in NFL historylmao
>>145741578they're handing out 2 week bans for it
>>145741616Bet their babysitter violated parole.
>>145741612Why does Jerry hate winning.
>>145741623Hey that's offensive to retards.
what's Jerry thinking lads?
>Jerry Jones breaking the record for worst home and loss of pointsLmao
lol
What is the ratio of Cowboys to Texans fans in all of Texas?
>cuckbois in chimpout modeYou love to see it
>>145741653KWAB
>>145741599Rite of passage
LET TREY PLAY>LET TREY PLAYLET TREY PLAY>LET TREY PLAYLET TREY PLAY>LET TREY PLAY
your post-game plans?>sleepboooring>>145741653if only you knew how bad things are
>>1457416541:0
>>145741631>good thing i gave Dak all that money
who will the cowgirls take with the #1 pick? they already have a franchise qb
>>145741653Lololololol lolololol
We've been eating well tonight lads
Absolutely hilarious, thank you Houston. I can't look away
>>1457416541:3 maybe? 1:4?
>>145741599>deafening sound>drunk people all around>standing the entire time, so more likely to drop the baby>dude probably jumping up and down, shaking the baby>steep steps to go up/down and 10 million people you have to squeeze by while holding the kidI'm actually seething for the baby.
>>145741356Nico over killed by Vegas. Any one who still thinks sports is legitimate is a fucking mark. He caught that.
>>145741661go to sleep nigga
>>145741563He essentially went 0 social media presence as soon as he got there.I’ve read theories why. I don’t have the explanation saved on my phone but the best explanation I’ve read is that 4chan is entirely fed owned and operated now, and solely exists as containment and observation for radical thought.Seriously, take a look at what /b/ has become and ask: Why would a fed want you to post in that thread?>Heres a thread full of lolis >Here’s one full of shotas >Here’s one where we ask you to post pics of your current girlfriend>Here’s one where we ask you to post a picture of your cock cumming on a pic>Here’s a thread about femboys being great and BBC being encouraged>Here’s a thread where we ask about your incestuous experiencesIf you need any more evidence that 4chan is a honeypot, I don’t know what to tell you
>>14574165449:1
>>145741653>Save me Deion Sanders
https://x.com/javiheat_yt/status/1858728575551037670?s=46kek looks like this stadium is only Texans fan
>>145741676It’s pretty wild they can afford NFL tickets but not a baby sitter.
>>145741676>>145741659
>2nd & 9 at DAL 14(3:57 - 4th) J.Mixon left guard to DAL 9 for 5 yards (E.Kendricks; M.Hooker). Penalty on HST-L.Tunsil, Unnecessary Roughness, offsetting. Penalty on DAL-D.Overshown, Unnecessary Roughness, offsetting. Penalty on DAL-M.Liufau, Unnecessary Roughness, offsetting. Penalty on DAL-M.Smith, Unnecessary Roughness, offsetting. Penalty on DAL-T.Diggs, Unnecessary Roughness, offsettingkek, what did I miss?
I decided to root for the cowfailures at the start for whatever reason so at least I get to use this Mococo.
>>145741679you're poor and will always be poornobody gives a fuck about your "vegas" conspiracy faggot
>>145741601Based mods I'm gonna keep reporting coomers
>>145741661Red Dead Redemption is out on PC now and I keep forgetting I pirated it. I've just played it a few times so it's not that exciting.
is the entire state of Texas mexican
>>145741705Why do you hate Indians so much, pablo?
>>145741653please keep mccarthy
>>145741709And Oklahoma
>The highlight of your day is posting in /sp/ threadsucks man>>145741681He's smart enough to distance himself from this website>>145741706>14 years laterlol
>>145741701basic chimpout, dunno why the refs felt the need to call out four cowgirls but they probably deserved it
>>145741705use need to stop tell on people dont you live in mexico city rule by the cartels that kill you to talking too much
>>145741701
>>145741709Si.
>>145741681or /gif/ being spammed with interracial and trannies threads up until october 7th last year and went "normal"
>>145741698>>145741646
>trade a 4th round pick for a 3rd string QB that you don't even use in absolute garbage time when your backup has looked like pure shitJerry needs to fire his GM
>>145741578Once I pointed out that halftime faptime is a CIA psyop, they disabled the bots for tonight’s thread to try and prove me wrongTry it out next time you see their bots clogging your board.
>>145741727Kek
>>145741709almost like it was a part of Mexicostupid zoomie
>>145741712wait until the cartel finds out he like to tell on people
>>145741709The big cities yea
>>14574170950% mexican in a state with a population of 40m
>>145741727jej
>>145741705That’s fine, I still have my 1pm and 430pm game threads to post my waifus in.
Rate my ‘za bros!
>>145741449>>145741563>>145741681how can anyone work at these soulless tech companies, jesus christ.
will the kekboy mod seethe and delete the thread the second the game ends again?
lol Aikman
>>145741720how are these states RED
PUT IN TREY LANCE
>>145741654I live kinda near Houston but most people I grew up with were cowboys fans.
>>145741709We are just reclaiming our territory
>>145741727best pic of the night ty for posting it...SAVED
54 passes for Rush. good lord lol
>>145741763immigrants who came here 20 years ago don't care about immigrants who came here 20 minutes ago
>>145741763Hispanics voted for Trump
>>145741740Think you forgot to take your meds anon.
>>145741752why is it cut into sixths
Someone told me the cowboys are good. Can anyone confirm?
>>145741654like 10:1
im still so fucking lonely dont go to sleep keep talking to meeee
Ohnononononono wait….WE dem boyz
cowboys were an embarrassment in all aspects of the game McCarthy has to be fired
>>145741780because anon's not hungry enough to eat eight
Texans GM looks actually mad he had to waste his time watching this
shit game, shit teams
>>145741763Mexicans are more powerful than white women and sois
>>145741753He was making like a million a year
>>145741740Meds. NOW.
How do we assure Jerry Jones never dies?
>>145741740Schizophrenia must be exhausting
>>145741783Was that person using a time machine and visiting from the 90s?
good game bros. sleep good tonight!
gg TEXAN you put on a good show...cant wait until the next texan/cowboy game
Well, that was terrible. Time to continue working on my teen femboy faggotry story.
ggs CowboysShitty game, a win but not particularly satisfying regardless of the score. Onto next week vs the Nashville Faggots
>>145741806see you next time
Pls Jerry FIRE EVERYONE including yourself
>>145741798I believe you but why vote for someone who hate your guts and your people
davante looks like he could kill a man
>>145741806I just started drinking there buddy. It's nice living off the hard taxpayer work of cowboys fans.
>>145741806Have a good night OP, see you next week for comfy thread
>>145741826Because the alternative was worse
>>145741836this right here
>>145741811the what
>>145741826I only care about the economy at this point I don't care if republicans are racist torwards us, shit was cheaper when they were running this country
>>145741826>Being this dumb
>>145741826trumps gonna bring down gas to $1 vato
>>145741837This thinking ensures a third party will never gain traction.
>>145741826I think a lot of repubs are civnats.
>>145741852And he's gonna build the wall and make mexico pay for it
Didnt feel like a win.
>Cowspics being rounded up for mass deportation
>>145741866it should have that defense played their ass off
>>145741860The wall will be made of cheeseburgers.
>>145741866mixon ran for 3 td
>>145741740This dumbass.I didn't post any because I ALWAYS get banned during cowboy prime time games.
>>145741826Spics are super salty yuppie liberal types tried to "correct their sexist language" and call them LatinxAlso they just have conversative Christian values in general but mostly the first thing
>>145741860for spics to dig tunnels under them
>>145741866>having this much of a cuck mentalitymight as well jump ship and become a cowboys fan
>>145741889>no sabo zoomer>spicretard
>>145741870dropped 3 or 4 ints.
>>145741440Like literally walk in to any restaurant or gas station, hiring signs everywhere
>>145741506Paying her bills
For non-Texans fans who don’t understand negativity with a win. Real Texans fans will always assume our team are frauds until proven otherwise. 24-0 up on the Chiefs in the ‘offs molded us into this
>>145741664They need to trade down and trade assets for more picks. Too many players hitting free agency and Dak/CeeDee contracts make it hard to build. The pass rush (which sucks to begin with) will get worse, o-line needs to be rebuilt, LB corps can’t stop the run, need an actual RB, the list goes on. The kicker and secondary are the only reliable parts of the team right now. TLDR; it’s so fucking over
Daikin ParkIn the end, it doesn't even matter.
>>145741679Double down anon, you can win it all back
>>145741801Golden Throne
sowgoys btfo
>>145742103Who would bother trading up? They'll just take Travis Hunter and be done with it.
>>1457414049ers fans are fags
>>145744764I bet JJ's dick gets hard watching those Colorado highlights, wouldn't be surprised if they go for him
>>145742032the NFL has gone out of its way to assist the Texans. If you want proof of this look at Deshaun Watson.Watson had allegations and accusations against him two years before the trade. He sat on the bench his entire last season in Houston and was never on the injured list. The league did nothing about it.The day he is traded to Cleveland, some arbitrator rules that he should be suspended for seven games. The league says, no make it a full season.They screwed over Cleveland and gave Houston a complete pass.
>>145741570brotha got SCHOOLED
ayyhol uphol uphol upwe dem goyz
LMAO COWSOIS JUST TURNED THE BALL OVER AGAIN
>>145753775hehe
AYYY DIOS MIO
>>145741371sowcucks lost
daLLas
LMAO I just remembered again that the cowsois have scored less TDs in their home stadium than the Lions have in it LOL!!!!!
cowsoi bump lol
Did they bang on some trashcans?
>cowgoyim
>be Dallas>losekek
>>145741356Imagine an all-Texas Superbowl
>>145741356cowboys fucking suck kek
>>145763071No.
DEM BOYZ just turned over the ball again LOL