ded ref edition
Utah seems a little salty.
I'll never forgive Utah for hurting my Ovi.
>Ovi out for the seasonbased utah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-day_Saints_in_Russia
pls dont be his knee
welp i'm over to the wongs/shorks, entertain me Gary
post webm of ovkwabchin hit
>>145741642Yeah
>>145741642>a little salty
>>145741611oh my god ovi I'm so sorry -_->i'm gonna get whacked by Putin aren't i? just like that gypsy said...
just got home gonna login to d4 soon
ovishit is a russian ape who doesn't deserve the recordhope he's out permanently
just got home gonna login some cuck porn soon
Girl guides showed up at my door today and I bought these delicious mint cookies for 6 bucks (expensive). But I support them because I like the girl guides. Anyway I open the box and the cookies are in stacks, not rows. I'm getting like 8 less cookies than last year because of their scammy cookie layout. It ain't right. Next time they show up at my door i'll probably still buy them because they are the best cookies of all time. But it ain't right.
>>145741750le ebin bait
>>145741750shut up, Wayne, you old hag
>>145741767Teenage girls?
>>145741722
I think Ovie will be fine he just bumped his shin
>>145741785No they were like 8. Hard to say no to 8 year olds. Anyway, beware of the new cookie bodies.
>>145741670I had a girl cousin go on her lds mission to Russia but she only lasted a few months kwab. She did meet another missionary there (boy) and they are married now.
>>145741815*boxes
>>145741611webm?
>>145741815They dont sell the chocolate and vanilla kind anymore? I havent seen actual girl guides in ages. I just see the cookies sold at grocery stores now.
>>145741839It's in the last thread
i don't feel bad for ovi nor do I understand the leaguewide expectation to suck his cock just because he's oldhe was a complete faggot his whole career. fucking goon, cunt, asshole, faggot. he fucking sucksI don't feel bad fuck you if you do
mormon lesbians in russia
teenage mormon lesbians in russia
>>145741862why, is there a Pussy Riot concert going on nearby?
heard ovi died
>>145741845I think they still sell the chocolate and vanilla ones. I think they had them last year. This time my only option was mint. They still come here a few times a year. Not sure what their schedule is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvQbiH2b_No
>>145741854gr8 b8 m8
ovi more like ova lol
As a sign of good faith to the people of New England and Broons fans around the world Don Sweeney and Jim Montgomery should be forced to tar and feather Swayman, parade him around town, then throw him into the bay.
>>145741854I agree too. Legitimately. Russian faggot. Also the entirety of the Washington Capitals and their fanbase are literally just Ovi simps.
>Ovum
>>145741854wow bro you are a master baiter
>>145741611>talbitch making a routine save
>scorefull draw in Califonia
it's ovi
>raped bitch in idaho
died doing what he loved -_-
>>145741670I used to ask my grandma what ladder day was
Come on Celebrini, fucking do something.
>>145741967you got what you wanted lol
my capies :(
It's just a bruise russian machine never breaks
>>145741967Italians are powered by pizza
>>145741998sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiit
>/hoc/ turns to reddit the second some faggot ruskie breaks a nail;_: muh ovi
>>145741945>americans are intrigued but ultimately do not understand rickmaxxing and the lifestyle it entails
>>145741699>>145741674Definitely the knee. Didn't twist it so it's probably not the MCL, but it could be a torn ACL that just snapped. In that case the season is over. Most likely reason it happened is because the steroids he's been given this autumn has made his muscles grow faster than his ligaments.
>some guy skates straight in to you and your stick>tripping!!
>>145742047The mormon mafia sends its regards
bruh it's been snowing for 24 hours
>>145742047Looks like he hurt his shin on shin and said fuck it there's 10 minutes left in the 3rd and we are up 4-2 against the clubbies ill take the rest of the night off. Then his team was up 6-2 like 3 minutes later so there as really no point in coming back
>>145742072And the city was completely unprepared
Fuck Gary
>>145742082Which city?
>>145742047The contact more looks like his shin got booted. He did skate for a second after staying on the bench and then left.
Looks like he hurt his skull and said fuck it theres 10 mins left in the parade and we are up 4-2 against the cubans ill take the rest of the night off. Then his team was in vietnam like 3 minutes later so there as really no point in coming back
>>145742087Calgary
come on shorks we can do it!!!
SNOWFALL IN CANADAMILLIONS DEAD
>>145742090Odd choice
>>145742093Yah same. And it looks like it's gonna snow all week.
>>145742075>>145742088In the first angle you can see that his left knee bends sideways.
one of you is a history fag dont think I haven't noticed
>>145742113More than one of us
>>145742093Should'a warned you it was coming, my bad.
>>145742120I dont live anywhere near there I just see the usual albertards on twitter whining about it
>>145742047AND STILLLLL
My and takagi went to the badlands last week end :)
most of you are dylan don't think I haven't noticed
One of you is a beautiful hockey girl :)
>>145742136>My and
I remember when that bruins fan said he would post his balls and asshole full happy baby pose if the bruins lost in the first round and the madman actually did it. Extreme respect.
>>145742151That one dude stick his dick through a donut and then ate it i forget over which teams tho
>>145742146it true don't be a dick
>>145742157michael sam, st. louis ramsdoesn't play anymore
>>145742164I meant during the first round of the playoffs this year in /hoc/
>>145742132first snowfall of the year and the city goes into full hysteria mode, not to mention all the shit that trudeau dumped into the city driving around with 0 clue how to drive in snow and ice getting into wrecks everywhereevery year. its tradition
>>145742170it's snowed a month ago
>>145742135The Trump curse strikes again. Gretzky just asked Trump to stop Ovechkin from getting the goal record and Trump made it happen.
SSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
first time watching SJ this yearthey ain't good
>>145742161Hope you guys had fun but she's like 11 bro remember thats awfully sus.
>>145742191>San Jose sucksAnd water is wet
>>145742191They will still win
>>145742191Just like my Islanders
>>145742175The REAL first snowfall of the year. The one that stays, you know what I mean.
>>145742191I hate to break it to you but if the sharks win they will jump ahead of the red wings in the standings
>>145742170this happens in my little city every start of snowfall too. for me it's when retards get their cars stuck in the snow
>>145742195Yah it's all kosher don't make it weird buddy.
Jake Virtanen has 1 goal in 15 games for the Iserlohn Roosters. How soon can we start calling him a bust
>>145742210Thats the best outcome is that someone just veers off into the ditch. But retards that have 0 common sense still end up crashing their cars into each-other and you just shake your head every time.
>>145742236Is this a hockey player?
Reminder Dim Thomas has cte
>>145742251is that the one-armed man
>>145742258Yeah its from the movie
>>145742267based.
the Asheville Bruins
dead man walking
my wingies fucking suck
>>145742286not as much as my sharkies
>>145742286
>>145742291the sharks are doing better than last year, PLUS theyre supposed to be bad this is year..6? of the rebuild?
>>145742191Retard
>>145742286>>145742291you're both just awful
>shorks stands 50% emptyand you retards made fun of the yotes all last season
Wangs need to tell Kane to fuck off and go get someone with some vitality left in them. Motherfucker absolutely does not want to be there.
>>145742312just like my islanders
wongs eat sharks
shork shork><^,⋗
>>145742324I'm guessing nobody good wanted him
>>145742319as Ive said before, if they werent charging astronomic prices for the game I want to go to, Id be therebut for the product being put out, get fucked
>>145742347literally. LITERALLY blame Gary
pack it up steveits over
><^,⋗ ><^,⋗><^,⋗><^,⋗><^,⋗
>losing to a flyover team with teal colors on a weekday nightoriginal six my ass
>>145742363time for him to be commissioner of the league anyways
>>145742371>california>flyover
>>145742371>flyoverI don't think that means what you think it means
>>145742371>original six my assThats right
>>145742378>>145742380most people fly over san jose to land in SF instead
>>145742385San francisco and san jose both encompass the bay area
More like The Gay Area
Congratulations to Luke Kunin on his PWHL wife and his goal, in that order
>>145742392just like my islanders
>>145742371This is literally one of the worst posts on /hoc/ and then you posted some gay ass anime gif to put the cherry ontop of it
>>145742371If anything Detroit is the flyover
>>145742397What does his wife look like
They're gonna need a bigger boat.
>>145742404
>>145742413yuck spoiler that shit damn!!
>>145742413
>>145742419>tfw you finally see (and the acid kicks in)
Uncle Fester can't coach for shit, Steve Yzerclown can't GM for shit and the Detoilet Dead Wings can't play for shit.
>>145742235>it's all kosher oh no..
>>145742430And I thought Blake's GM abilities were sus. Stevie Y ain't the guy.
>>145742430At least Detroit has the...Lions?
Kane should have just stayed in Chicago.
Cam Talbot is barely an NHL goalie.
shorks winning time
Imagine if Burrows scored another OT game 7 goal in the Final in 2011. He'd be a god
>>145742280>>145742285>>145742289>>145742297>>145742326All this bitching and whining for a team that'll bullshit it's way to the playoffs
How are the Nucks gonna win without Pucksdeep
>>145742449The tv just said Talbot is one of the best 3rd period goalies in the league this season
it is paragon time bro's
>>145742466Is that young Jackie Redmond?
When will Gary Bettman step in and do something about this organization?
>>145742473He sucks. I watched a lot of him on the Kongs last year. Strong start then completely shit the bed, especially in the playoffs.
Watching TV is like having an NHL commissioner in your living room
>detroit red losegs
>>145742474does it have actual graphics?
>>145742460 How it feels to have EN shiikuin friends
>>145742481Just like the rest of the kongs
>>145742480its time to let it die
>>145742480Gary has neither the authority nor the moral integrity to step in and do something about that organization
>>145742488wydm bro
>>145742494that's okay i don't mind them being a laughing stock either
>>145742494>neither the authorityi knew americans were stupid but goddamn
tripping was implemented solely as a """"penalty"""" gary could call in from the comfort of his couch when he wants to inject drama into a boring ass midweek game that only a few thousand people are watching anyway
AAAAAAHHHHHH SAVE US REFFIES
>>145742449I remember when Talbot was good on the >rags for a brief periodAlso remember when Georgiev was good with em tooWhy do the >rags get the best out of their goalies?They've made Quick good again too
gary time to cap off the night bet he's loving this trash
>>145742499No, you miss understand. Its not him on the couch. The button is next to his shitter.
>>145742502I'm glad Quickie rebounded, cuz he was god fucking awful that last year on the Kongs. I'm sick of ex-Kongs players succeeding elsewhere tho.
gary is controlling every player on the ice via hivemind helmet device
>>145742502They had a really good goalie coach but i think he's retired now so after Shesterkin they are cooked
you're a sharks fan, its 10 pm, you got work tomorrow, are you obligated to stay another hour and watch this shit ass overtime just because your loser team couldn't protect a lead?
>>145742515I am unemployed
Gary pulls up the covers, tucks himself in, and goes to sleep with a smile on his face
It's 1 am and im not going to bed for another 3 hours
>>145742522Bretty comfe. I wanna stay comfe forever.
>>145742522GIWTWM
>>145742439Nobody should care about other (((sports))) than hockey but since Detroit is 80% black they unfortunately do.
>>145742515I have a flight in 5 hours
>wongs
MACKLIN SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>145742515it's over
CELLY TIME
>>145742523get to gooning bud
C E L E B R I N IE LEBRATE
>>145742531Tiggers were here first
M A C KACK
>>145742319Why don't they just bribe the cleaning staff's family members to pretend to be fans? The LA Rams do it.
>>145742540How did you know?
the Bruins did the same shit at the blue line and their goal was disallowed
>two of my hocket teams are playing each other>one wins, the other loses>but that means my other team is well and truly shithow am I supposed to feel about this
>losing to the shorkslmao
>>145742554Neutral
refs already took off their skates, game over bud
>>145742551i am also canadian
I'm not an Yzerplan doubter, but if Lalonde keeps his job I'm asking questions of how well Steve knows his job.
>>145742554>liking two teams equally enough that this is a debateDisgusting. I'm a >rags fan who doesn't mind seeing the Panthers win but when its Rangers-Panthers I want the damn Rangers to win
>>145742515Shorks fans don't have jobs.
Leave that fucker in San Jose. They owe us future considerations, those considerations are taking Newsy. Don't care what they do with him, just take him.This can't go on.
>>145742566did you read the second part? the yzerplan and truly and utterly failed
the sharks are on the up and up
>>145742567cope yes i do
>>145742579I don't care about Yzerman and his hair brained schemes
>>145742580Shorks and Ducks both have young promising cores.
>>145742587but if you're a fan of the wings you do
>>145742592tales from planet retard
>>145742592there is no future with zegras
>>145742565It's been 5 years and they're tied for dead last in the atlantic
>>145742600Not even talking about Zegass, mainly McTavish, Carlsson, Minty, and Lundestrom.
>>145742566could have just said >i bandwagon the panthers cause they just won but in my heart of hearts deep down i am a massive faggot so i also happen to be a rags fan
>>145742618just like my titanic
>>145742625wings and habs like the titanic and the submarine
>>145742620ducks are the sabres of the west
>>145742632Time will tell, but they're laying a much better foundation than the shitty Sabes, who let their generation 1C walk.
>>145742638guarantee you haven't watched a single ducks game
>>145742643Night shift+early morning streamsWorks great for me
>>145742622I live 15 minutes from where the Panthers play anonI went to their games when they were a team with no fans and their arena was a quarter filledI'm more of a fan of theirs than most people down here and they're not even my favourite team lmao
My Flames are 0 - 42 against the Calgary Tigers all time :( Garys ref in the background clearly making unfavorable calls to >us once again.
>>145742657If you are on /hoc/ then you are likely one of the biggest fans of the Panthers legitimately in the city.
>>145742667grim times in canada
Can’t stop thinking about hogs
>>145742667your team is shit and abunch of cripples in wheelchairs
>>145742702did he die?
>>145742694
>>145742702They're trying their best :(
>Bruins fraud alert>Avalanche eehhhh okay well good job>Oilers fraud alert>Stars fraud alert>Ootah who cares>Shorks WONNNNNNNNNNNN
>>145742781If he's trying to look extra stupid then he's doing a great job
>>145742397>Sophia Kunin (née Shaver)
>>145742797I used to shave my ankles in high school for taping them. Thank you for reading my blog.
>>145742791Backs is good at doing that. He fits right in. >btw im in this image
>>145742805you are welcome
Elliott Friedman on X: Inside sources are fearing the worst for Ovechkin. They're saying it's a potential achilles injury, the record may be in jeopardy.
Is Sway just being bad as a joke is he trolling the team becaues of the contract drama?
>>145742846he can't handle a starter's load i'm afraid
>>145742846its karmic justice for being a greedy kike and expecting more than what you're worth
>>145742852Yeah I’ve had a lot of loads I can’t handle
>>145742841Achilles? Yeah, I guess it can be popped by that force, but it must be pretty unusual. And didn't someone say he was out trying to skate after? The only person I've seen even walk on his own after ripping his achilles tendon was Stefan Schwarz and he was hard as fuck. Played 10 minutes with a broken leg that anytime could've folded 90 degrees before substituting himself off.
Who is the worst tendie to start and win a cup?
>>145742903Adin Hill
>>145742893
>>145742903Darcy Kuemper
If Canadian goaltending sucks so bad why do they keep winning cups?
>>145742939The oower of low or no income tax. They are fine when they play in the US but as soon as they put on the Canadian sweater they feel the taxes starting to weigh down on them.
>>145742958*power
>>145742939Sorry sweetie championships belong to cities not the national makeup of the team.
>I'm invisible What happened?
>>145742992Turns out he was a Pavelski babby all along. Same with Hintz.
>>145742992he never recovered after pavelski opened his damn package
>>145742986Does that have anything to do with what I asked, dipshit?
>>145742902Elliott Friedman also said his sources tell him those weren't girly magazines, they were gay magazines
dinged 294 :)went decently fast all things considered
>>145743011>>145743015these images are deep psychic manipulation im woke i can see the magic being applied to this
>>145742986untrue. the 2022 warriors were canadas team. we the north, nigga
>>145742986They do! Thats all part of the grift baby
>>145742908bait
>>145743060cope
login bro's world boss in 3 minutes
just took a stinky ovi
>dullass frauds
>>145743267>lost to the ducksKWAB
>>145743337ive taken shits with more grit than this
>>145743337>6th best goalie in the league as a rookie>a meter tall i fucking kneel
>>145743341Maybe you wouldve made the big leagues if you didnt shit out all your grit
>>145743354>6th best goalie in the league as a rookieis this really all he can boastkwab
>>145743366Last year you were saying he was a bust. The wolfpack won.
>>145743373>muh 73 starts """"""rookie""""""""""
>>145743377He has not had 73 starts for the flames. he's had like 15
>>145743380nevermind like 30. in any case he is a rookie. last year he was a call up from the ahl. this year he's showing he is the wolf god
He must feel honoured to be the Flames starter. I know I would be
>>145743267>duchene is their best playeryikes
Matt "I want to play in the playoffs" Douchene
>>145743772Dream big nate dogg
>>145742638>generation 1C walk.they got tuch and krebs and some picks tho?
>>145743871And Eichel went on to win the Cup with a successful team and the Sabres...........haven't made the playoffs in 13 years and probably won't this year as well.
>>145743871tuch is the only piece worth anything from that>krebs 4th liner>16th overall pick in 2022 for an ahler>64th overall pick in 2023 that buffalo used to acquire greenway (3rd liner)eichel for tuch is shit
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
Good morning /hoc/ >ruins
I hope my ded wingsies fire our coach today. It's so over.
>rags vs >rags west tonight
>>145743982>losing to the ShorksFucking grim.
>>145743982Yzerman should fire himself while he's at it. The roster he built is putrid.
>>145743999Trips of truth. And I thought Blake was a shitty GM...
>>145743999checkedstevie exposed
>>145743999Oh fug, australian satan has spoken
come on steviedraft another generational winger in the second round
>>145743982I want Larkin to be the guy, but at this rate it's gonna be whoever comes after him. Like come on, we have a Michigan boy leading a Michigan team and he just wants to make the damn playoffs for once
>>145744103Yzerman should trade with the teds, half their roster is UM and would produce identical shit results
>>145744103>Like come on, we have a Michigan boy leading a Michigan teamfound the problemno elite canadians to carry them
>>145742324why the fuck did this retard sign there again? because of his faggot boyfriend Cat?
Yzerplanbros /hoc/ is making fun of us again...
>>145744255The Wongs make fun of themselves with their play lately.
>>145743982I hope my pooins fire our coach as well. The team can't be salvaged
>>145743337can Amish play hockey
>>145744103this mfer played playoffs in his rookie season and hasn't seen it sinceLmafo
consider this
>>145744221stevie drafts a single canadian center in the first round and of course hes a bust
>>145744269mennonites can't
>>145744282..........?
>>145743982Yes, Lalonde is not the answer. But he's cheap and ownership likes that. Larkin should have been dealt when Bertuzzi and Hronek were, but the Wings have been hoarding Michigan locals for 15 years. It's an ownership thing.
Just had a fantastic morning marner
>>145744340Why does Mike Illitch's kid have to be such a dirty jew about it? Just spend money like dad did and you'll sell merchandise to all the millennial bandwagoners like me
>>145744470Being kike friendly got Ilitch jr a neat new stadium for peanuts. Now, he just rakes in cash and minimizes outgo. The old man was a competitive sportsman, yes. The kid isn't.
>>145744470detoilet is pretty much a max cap spending team every yearthe 3.6 mil available wouldnt land them an elite player
>expecting a Little Caesar adjacent team to be good
>>145744470because new owners see the $$$ instead of a good team
>>145744282Let me think
My habbies playing well, I hope we're right back out there tonight or tomorrow to keep the ball rolling!
>>145744557>L10 3-6-1
>The NHL has to fucking think about raising the salary capcucked league
>"hmmm, this player almost died, lets say its an "upper body" injury">"hmmm, this player is dead, its a "lower body" injury"
>>145744629its dumb considering how detailed some of the other leagues are with injuriesyou would think all of gary's gambling sponsors would be pushing for more transparency
>>145744644I thought they were vague about injuries because other teams blatantly target the injured players and their specific area of weakness. Better to be secretive about it to protect the player.
>>145744660that is fucking bullshitthe nfl is as aggressive as the nhl and that isnt an issue there
>>145744568don't be a nasty, they have won 2 games in a row, but my post was moreso to illustrate the ridiculousness of the schedule which has my habbies off until Saturday
>soilers >lgbtning >mild >kitties >ducks >lames >rags
>>145744667see>>145743561
>>145744667Forr context it's Tuesday in my country right now
>>145744669if you think I grew up fighting francophones my whole life to learn French you've got another thing coming
how does boston start it's rebuild?
>>145744663You can call it fucking BS all you want but its probably true.
>>145744711by moving to atlanta
>>145744711by trading swayman to ottawa
>>145744716its a shitty excuse
>>145744711when their owner stops counting the $$$'s
>>145744737>expecting jacobs to think of anything but his wallet
The owners all know the big crash is coming. When it does, a dozen of these franchises will fold. Arizona told Gary to fuck off, and other communities will do so as well. The pyramid scam only works if govt's give teams free money.
Gary will only bail himself out with a golden parachute, everyone else is fucked.
>>145744789Shit gimmick
>>145744789>When it does, a dozen of these franchises will fold.
Panthers play tonight, what do I think about that?
>>145744953i look like that but say something else
>>145744789based reduce the league to 24 teams max. a 16 team NHL would be kino
>>145744966Retard
>>145744982Okay anon, think jewish for a moment
>>145744966Will they boo Maurice and/or Kulikov
>>145745024It would be funny but I don’t think so
>>145744521the 1997 thru 2002 seasons disagree with you
>>145745079ok dad
>>145745079>pre salary cap eraWe don't count that.
>>145745024they're more envious than anything
Can we get a sticky for the Flames vs Islanders game today?
>https://www.espn.com/nhl/insider/story/_/id/42372232/nhl-2024-25-future-power-rankings-prospects-rosters-cap-front-officeit's up
>>145745258Magical bullshit
>>145745258my broons :(
>>145745228Shit gimmick
Dustin Wolf was a solitary wanderer, his life stitched together by highways and the quiet hum of his motorcycle. He had left his small-town roots years ago, chasing freedom and running from the ghosts of a broken past. One evening, as the sun bled crimson across the prairie sky, Dustin stumbled upon a desolate diner glowing faintly at the edge of nowhere. Inside, a faded jukebox played a melancholy tune, and the lone waitress greeted him with a knowing smile, as if she'd been waiting for him. Over a cup of coffee, she spoke of dreams left behind and roads not taken, mirroring the ache in Dustin’s own heart. For the first time in years, he found himself lingering, not because the road had ended, but because he’d found a reason to stay.Takagi had spent her days serving drifters and dreamers who passed through. But something about Dustin felt different—his silence spoke louder than words, his gaze heavy with a loneliness that matched her own.
>>145745297For retards
All of my posts are AI slop btw
>>145745297https://streamable.com/j4n218
>>145745345Id be more surprised if you claimed they weren't
>>145745297Not reading all that, nope.
>According to a source, Filip Chytil has seen a specialist who has determined he did not suffer a concussion. The same source said Chytil may join the Rangers in Calgary, though that doesn’t necessarily mean he will be in the lineup vs. the Flames.
tfw you're not concussed just retarded
>>145745345thought it was just me
Just tested negative for brain
>>145745406based noel chad
>>145745406Your planet retard visa is in the mail
>>145745366he was concussed but they are saying he wasn't to get bum'ndre miller off the hook
ever suffer a concussion, chat?
>>145745504yes, from a vehicle accident
>>145745504Got knocked out playing pee wee football. Slept for 20 hours after and practiced/played the following week which probably is against protocol.
>>145745504never surprisingly
>>145745504I'm in a persistent vegetative state and I love my Flames
>>145745504I got a concussion on my balls once
>>145745553
>>145745579I once got hit in the balls while playing tennis
>>145745671Did you rub it?
Retard
>>145745684I couldn't rub it for an entire week. I was practically dying
>>145745553jen
>>145745791heh doesn't sound so great
i count WHA goals, so he's not that close to the record
>>145745589I can only dream of being so cool
>>145745859Impressive daily carry
>>145742460>>145742280>>145742285It's like a trade they made in offseason will bite them in the ass kek
game day flames fans
>>145745906Can't hardly wait, Ramesh.
>>145745791this yall goat? foh
>>145745258umm wtf the fuck?
I read every post in this thread and can say with experience, knowledge, and authority, that there is hope for /hoc/.
I’m not watching the islanders flames game. Life is too short to waste time watching the two shittiest teams in the league.
Pumpkin patch ptsd?
>>145746119wheels are coming off in vancouver
>>145746119Karma for Canucks fans spending the entire offseason talking shit.
Is Canadian healthcare really so bad Matthews has to go to Munich?
>>145746119If it's personal reasons its most likely addiction. Honestly the league has a substance abuse issue and needs to be investigated for it for players' health and safety
>>145746156Canadian healthcare would've told him to kill himself unironically
>>145745859flashing a lot of cash
>>145746119sprained bussy
>>145746157Garys content to sweep that under the rug
>>145746119Real talk - Vancouver can be depressing. Gray all the time..
>>145746156yeah just like mccaffrey
league needs to investigate into if anyone asked
>>145746014thanks (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ
>>145746171Gary will do anything to keep the show going
>>145746156why isnt he using the healthcare system of his home nation?
News RoundupFlames' Dustin Wolf goes from undersized prospect to big deal with first shutoutAs legitimate as the concern was that his six-foot, 166-pound frame wouldn’t be able to stop pucks in the NHL as efficiently as it did in junior and the minors, he’s done enough to prove it’s no longer a factor.Oh sure, there is still bound to be the odd roof job that beats him when he’s down, and plenty of traffic jams in front of him he just might not be able to see over.5 Flames prospects that could be signed by the end of the seasonIf the Flames sign everyone we list, then we would potentially see Basha, Suniev, Misa and Etienne Morin join the pro system. As for who could potentially leave, the Flames have 13 potential unrestricted free agents and 12 potential restricted free agents at the end of the season.Wolf's First NHL Shutout Comes Against Goalie He MirrorsOne has a hefty resume, the other is a rookie, but both goaltenders in Friday night's battle between the Calgary Flames and Nashville Predators — Dustin Wolf and Juuse Saros — have faced similar doubts over the years.
>>145746111>2 worst teams in the league but my red wings played the sharks last night
>>145746212All these guys probably have mystical amulets and weird stuff put in their necks
>>145746218>Flames' Dustin Wolf goes from undersized prospect to big deal with first shutout>big dealhe shutout one of the worst teams in the league
>>145746232yeah, trusting in american health care is dumb
>>145746233just buy tickets goy
Just fuck my fucking shit up senpai
>>145746111
>>145745879nucks really fleeced us with zadorov
the lore of the bud
bud logic>draft picks are magic beans islanders don’t need them>islanders are bad because they traded all their draft picks away and have no youth
THE LIGHTNING ARE GOING DOWN TONIGHT!
>>145746156fraid so
>>145746346Umm its called experience sweaty
>>145746386I heard an announcer mention Matt Martin this year and I thought it had to be a different guy
Petersson sucked for months and had the city hating him, but he kept playing. Miller sucks for a week and needs time off?
>>145746346So the islanders should’ve been really good then with all those firsts that they had from 1993 to 2014, right? They kept picking in the top 10’s, that’s usually a given for good players right? How could you say no to a first, it could be anything! It could even be a player you just traded that first for!
>>145746346Cope, all the major free agents would have signed my islanders
>>145746425
>>145745504Yes, I am waiting on my OT/PT/SLP appts right now. My eyes do not track properly and evert day I have headaches. It happened 7 months ago.
Retards
>>145746346Cope
>>145746427Just draft better players
>>145746351Finally you cheer for a good team
>Why don't you just tell me what kind of magazine it was?
>>145746479It was a magazine with bench press tips
Wrestlefags OUT
/pw/ genny newfag
WrestleChads IN
The rumour circulating is jt miller is gay and cheated on his wife with another man. The reason he’s stepping away is for mental health while he sorts his life out and gets a possible divorce. Don’t know how true this is.
>>145746516I'm hearing a number of leafs players linked to this story
>>145746516This is what just five years living in Vancouver can do to a man.
The rumor is there is a secret extra element in the atmosphere that allows your wishes and hopes to come true as long as you have the blood of the planet in your veins, you can harness it. Don't know how true this is.
>my flamesies :)
>>145746156Canadian healthcare is better than american healthcare. We do better in every health category.
>>145746538I'd wish for a playoff birth for my habbies
>soilers
>>145746538I have the spirit of the stars in my veins. I hope I'll make it
>>145746556this guy watches our news and knows a thing or two!
>>145746538Which planet?
>>145746233Keep doubting our dustin. It only makes him stronger
>>145746556>our dogshit is better than your dogshit
>>145746538Its true. I eat a handful of dirt every morning and live like Bruce Almighty at the start of the movie. Remember when all those people were bragging about getting vax'd then fainting?Yeah, that was me.
>>145746570nah just read wiki. american healthcare is expensive and americas have poor health. simple as
Just got my tickets
>>145746575>166 lbshungry like the wolf I think not!
>>145746580>6th best goalie in the league>dogshit lol
>>145746516there's nothing gay about locking room sex. she should understand that it's about team building
daily reminder goddess ashley is perfect
>>145746593They should troll one team and make every pride night a night they visit each rink.
>>145746593The other 81 games on the Toronto schedule are collectively known as SHAME GAME
>>145746516imagine stepping away from hockey for simply rubbing your penis in various places and being sorry for it
>>145746606I'd make her step away from hockey iykwim
>>145746612JEN
>>145746626more like run away...FROM YOU
>>145746614a man's got needs and he shouldn't feel ashamed
Connor bedard is dating the gen z boss with a mini
Cups and leafs don't mix, do they Mr Lahey?
saw some fresh off the boat indian guy leaning how to walk on ice. pure comedy
Way to fuck that up.
>>145746675just like my islanders
>>145746666Indians are great hockey players.
>>145746650bedard needs to follow in his hero crosby's footsteps and focus on hockey instead of girls. he can get married and lose his virginity after he retires
>>145746666it's always funny to see fob asians in my area react to the fall/winter. They freak out when it gets slightly cold
>>145746650Makes sense. Bitches love those cars since that Mark Whalburg movie.
>>145746639Oh you motherfucker. This isn't over. Keep your head up next shift
>>145746683Arshdeep Bains is a good Canadian boy.
>>145746748For you
damn... the pumpkin patch incident fucked him up THAT bad huh....
>>145746758>according to reddit Modern journalism at its peak
What's wrong? Miller scared to face his old team the rags?
>>145746758>Mommy, you said Dad was a good hockey player...?>Why would that fat balding man with glasses and furry tail lie?
>>145746778doesn't matter where the reporting is from what we know for certain is that something happened that afternoon that set off a series of events that led to this day, you think im joking? nohad the pumpkin patch incident never happened JT Miller wouldn't be in this situation today
>>145746900There’s nothing wrong with being bald
>>145746918Being a nucks fan however...
>Edmonton claim Kosperi Kappanen
>>145746918Shannon please go
i wish i were bald. i think it looks cool
>>145747009be careful what you wish for
I’m at work and I literally unironically genuinely sincerely truthfully earnestly cannot stop shitting and farting.
It's definitely cool looking like a walking penis
i put 20 bucks on the rags
>>145747037Boss makes a dollar keep it up
>>145747047This is true. My bald Uncle Richard would put on a K-Way jacket and call himself the safe sex mascot.
>>145747028True, knowing my luck ill never be bald.
>>145747037bet you ate something bad
>>145747107how big was his dick?
>>145747146Well, Grandma did name him after it.
>>145746940>get rid of bulju>claim kapanenjen
>>145747162With Finns you win
bud7-6+1-1
>>145747184
shant be using the anime thread
>>145747037You're getting paid to shid and fard, that's based. As my coworker always said if you make a marner on the clock you might as well get rid of that marner on the clock.
>>145746650Not the one with a sneaky link? No Bedussy for her I guess...
>>145746758>Boo Hoo, I made $80 million playing a game and now people annoy me in publicZero sympathy
>>145746516Someone post the pic of Miller in drag
gn wolfpackgg islanders frens
