RIP Monty Edition /hoc/vious: >>145752910
FIRST FOR CANADIAN DOMINATION
sorry this is a cabane a sucre edition
NHL according to the media>Blackhawks>Penguins>Rangers>Bruins>Leafs>Habs>Blues>uhhh, Kings?Thats it
Over under on post count for this thread before puck drop at 7:30 EST tonight is 397
>>145756795all the other teams are dimeless jannettys that nobody watches
>>145756814SMASHING the under
God I hate zoomers. So happy the world we're leaving them is going to be absolutely dimeless.
>>145756819who's fault is that?
>>145756795based ngl
>>145756814Under. wagies are wagin'
>>145756788I don't speak punjabi.
>>145756862*not yet
>>145756862very few mexicans do
>>145756835screw you millennial
>>145756878you will never know what it was like to be a kid in the 90s. sad.
Niederreiter is still a little bitch edition
> the Montreal Canadiens could target former Boston Bruins head coach Jim Montgomery
Good morning mountain brothers.
>>145756898For what
>>145756843Gary Bruce Bettman
Lmao Taylor Hall. He can't even make the Blackhawks lineup
>>145756892He had 1 point in 55 games as an Islander
holy
finna show ya with the cartoon I gots saved onma iPhone
>>145756898I guess his last name is kinda french
>>145756835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaNZTF_LaPs
>>145756884
>>145756917I remember when he was the most popular Taylor in sports.
>>145756917How is he still getting payed?
taylor or tyler?!
>>145756941>he was the most popular Taylor in sportsfor me it was red rooster
>>145756939why do millenials associate their identity with brands and products
>>145756945who, Carey Price?
>>145756898Would be a better coach than St Louis and his no defense approach
remember Niki Taylor? she was hot
>>145756958Hard to make a good meal with shit ingredients
>>145756962Habs shouldn't be this bad.
>>145756951successful marketing campaigns
>>145756967yes they should, their team is awful and is a complete failure of a rebuild
>>145756939i'm core :)>>145756951tv commercials and the sears catalogue
>>145756974>Suzuki>Matheson>Caufield>Slafkovsky>Guhle>HudsonNah, they have good parts, especially young ones. i'd be more upset at how meh Dach has become.
>>145756945He's transitioned to a black girl and is making a run at a country/hip hop deal.
>>145756898he'll be happy to return to his homeland
>>145756985it's hutson, actually. show some réspect.
>>145756974>complete failure of a rebuildjumping the gun a bit, it's only been a 15 year process
Habs should trade for Zegras
>>145756939You left out boomers. I'm chuffed.
>>145756985suzuki is not a 1st line centre
>>145756989Holy shit it's real.
>>145757002yes he is, just not an elite one
>>145756998>it's only been a 15 year processt. Laffs fan
>>145757001/hoc/ is a solid aging millennial general
>>145757012then you agreeany roster with an elite c is gonna slot in suzuki as 2nd c or lower where he belongs
>>145757000pls no
>>145756936>Austin Matthews thinks he's a zoomerThis always confuses me. Dude's already balding like he's in his 50's
the CHL is expanding...
>>145757029trading your hair for elite hockey talent is nearly a right of passage
>>145757022there are 30 teams hence 30 first line centers, he is somewhere in the middle. Sorry that you are a bozo
>>145757031to Minnesota!
>>145757031the titan are moving to st. john's next yearscreencap this
>>145757035What did he trade his elite hockey talent for?
massachusetts needs to save the qmjhl
>>145757039not making the playoffs for his entire career is his future
>>145756985Suzuki is not a first line centerMatheson is total garbageCaufield is a midget who constantly gets himself hurtSlafkovsky is a complete bust in every sense of the wordGuhle is shitHutson is one of the worst defensive players in the league it's like you just see names and high picks and assume they're good without actually watching the games
>>145757054too bad new england doesn't have an ushl teams. there are rumours that the ushl wants to merge with the chl or at least have some kind of relationship. elliot was talking about added the ushl champs to the memorial cup.
>>145757029>>145757035I think its just standard american aging
>>145757048to be a fashion model
Who was the last gen x player in the NHL?
>>145757066damn he looks good...
>>145757055Jesus. 9M/year and he doesn't know to keep his head up when breaking out with the puck.Reaves did nothing wrong.
>>145757072chara or thorton
>>145757072chara?
>>145757072
>>145757055lmao you got to keep your head up
>>145757072oldest player in the league is fleury but i guess he's an early millennial
>>145757098he's a millennial ('82)
>>145757058>everything is shit
>>145757072Gen x players held the longest careers and ironman streaks, but now their getting into the mid 40's. Time to coach.Isn't Jagr still playing semi - pro or some shit?
>>145756939where do mcdavid and I fall?
>>145757118sign him
>>145757058>Suzuki is not a first line centerlol>Matheson is total garbagedon't care, he's not part of the future>Caufield is a midget who constantly gets himself hurthas 12 goals in 19 games>Slafkovsky is a complete bust in every sense of the wordhe's growing into a bonafide top-six forward and he's locked up for 8 years with a reasonable salary>Guhle is shithe's simply not shit
>>145757003
>>145756939im late gen x/early gen y
>>145757127he's only a couple years older than me lolhe's not even an early millennial
>>145757029he looks like an aging uncle who tells me about his high school sports career
>>145757127oh shit phil is only 37
>>145757134Being a leaf that long ages you faster than normal. Add about 5-6 years to Phil post leafs
>>145757054I'd love that but they won't merge
Wasn't really aware of how mid all the top guys in the Slafkovsky draft are. Tell me anything at all about Simon Nemec, I haven't thought about him once
>>145757118jagr still plays in czechia and fucks 20 year old models
>>145757155Nemec has been sent down to the AHL also. 2022's draft was very bad.
>>145756769i knew it was over for him when this happened. he was feeling the heat and started venting
>>145757141his wife look prty cute here
>>145757176did you see that video of him and marchy screaming at each other on tuesday?
it was over when they got bounced in the first round after that great regular season
>>145756917>Lmao Taylor Hall. He can't even make the Blackhawks lineupmember when some retard put him on a line with bedard
>>145757200no . but sounds kino. need to get that video
>>145757129>he's growing into a bonafide top-six forward and he's locked up for 8 years with a reasonable salaryAbsolutely laughable statement
What will be the new name of Edmonton when the oil of Alberta runs out in 2050?
>>145757257https://x.com/BruinsNetwork/status/1858895919405477991
Jack Edwards is behind this
>>145757141Find it interesting how phil decided to keep living in toronto despite being american and playing all over the place
>>145757284Probably where he met his wife, she probably has family there.
>>145757284It's one of the biggest North American cities. It's not like he decided to stay in Winnipeg
>>145757276kek marshy playing like shit
>>145757265The Renewables
>>145757295thanks for the webm
>>145757295hes exposed now that hes got no elite center to spoonfeed him
>>145757265Electrics
>>145757265Edmonton Ers
>>145757314Bergeron carried the org so much
I hope neely and sweeney are fired next summer
Joe Sacco will save the Bruins
>>145757265Edmonton Wind Turbines
sacc this
According to Swedish media, Pens wish to get rid of the swedes in order to be able to kickstart the rebuild. And Vancouver and Oilers have shown interest in Marcus Pettersson. I guess EK65:s contract is impossible to move. No one wants to take over that shit. Rakell is probably gonna be traded by trade deadline.
>>145757265The Portland Pacific's
>>145757390they could move karlsson with retention, but might be more of an offseason thing.
>>145757355the bruins need a local italian to coach
>>145756900mornin comrade. thanks for the based photo
>>145757421His base is only 4M next year then like 1.5 the year after.He's cap floor bait.
its up: https://www.tiktok.com/@nhlflames/video/7439232246143274248
>>145757452Shame the coyotes folded
>>145757464They had a valuable role in the food chain
>>145756900that's a small mountain
>>145756795You're forgetting a team
>>145757390>the swedes
>>145757455coal
>>145757442
Good games tonight
>>145757562I'll be watching survivor
>>145757555That is their official account. It's a gem
Tonight we'll be watching Buffalo at Los Angeles
>>145757564https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t2UEgzsG70
>>145757494lining them up they look about the same size
>golden showers >relocanes>stors >krakheads>kangs
>>145757594this but the opposite.
>25 million under cap>elite tendermust be my flames
>>145756769I hope sully gets fired
>>145757602if the sharks beat the stors they should relocate to houston
>>145757572It'll be tomorrow for you. Quit your lying.
>>145757621Houston is being held for the Oilers return.
>>145757610why does huska baby the little pup's starts?
Sounds kinky
>>145757639To build confidence. Once he's the top ranked goalie he will become unstoppable.reminder:>>145754270
>>145757672Grim list desu
>>145757655It's retarded.>the new decree forces players on a penalized team to stay on the ice until the ensuing faceoff.>This rule is similar to players not being allowed to change after an icing call. Rule 47->which pertains to head-butting- has been altered to make the penalty a major penalty and game misconduct. >The PWHL has also added a precedent that any player who pulls their opponent’s hair or grabs their opponent’s chin strap, facial protection or throat protection will receive a major penalty and a game misconduct.is hot
>>145757672its making the fans over confident in his ability
>>145757718You won't be saying that when he wins the Calder
>>145757718underconfident more like
they should make goddess ashley coach of the bruins
should all nhl teams get a cute female coach desu
yesnok?
>>145757734meaningless trophywho even won it last season
>>145757786the future (of hockey) is female
>>145757747a cornell woman like her can aim higher
Just so you all know the Guildford Flames dealt a devastating 4-1 defeat to the Manchester Storm in the UK's top flight of hockey.
>>145757564Survivor ended with tony bud
>>145757845True, like coaching the Oilers.
shouldn't Price at least be pretending to rehab his knee if he's not going to retire? how long must the fleecing continue?
>>145757798I forget his name. I'm pretty sure he's Stamkos stepson but has a different last name.
>>145757845>>145757865if not the oilers than she should replace gary
*moons the chat*
>>145757885cool it pal my wife's son could have seen
*shoot you with a pellet gun*
guys and xirs, the pre-season is upon us.i cant wait
>>145757875the habs legally have to continue paying him
>>145757921why do americans always go to guns? why are they like this?
how boring and uninspiring. do women hate fun ? (yes)
technically, the habs have the best goalie duo in the nhl with price and montembeault.
>>145757940forgot pic
my twitter feed is literally just a bunch of hot findoms. i should probably start following hockey
>>145757885start squatting bro. you're flat as hell
>>145757940Its not like the new NHL teams are any more inspired. Cant take any risks as it could lower profits. Everything must be inoffensive and boring.
should have kept the city names for another year and killed the guy that promoted this joke mascot names
the Boston Elite Vaginas would have been better and more fun.actually they should have taken the tack of the AHL and have sort of bizarre local terms
>>145757882Is that NHL legend Jessica Campbell with her?
>>145757961And yet somehow you are offended.
elite
shitters
>>145758081Wrong.
>>145758091Doug punches Mr Dink
>>145758091habs have won 2 in a rowhottest team in the east besides tampa
Last and certainly not least
>>145758198in no mans land between 11 and 13
>>145758081>>145758091>not sorting by p%
>>145758205>in no mans landYes. Where the Gods live.
>>145758210elite
>>145758210shitters
>>145758231>laffs>elite
>>145758274stolarz is elite this season
>>145758282elephantbros.....
>>145758287we'll be >laffing by playoffs
>>145758231Top 8 checks out. The rest are shitters.
>>145758325eat dick dylan
so 7 east playoff spots are already locked in, who gets the last one?
>>145758343My islanders
So only 1 EC team is non-shit. Should we call off the season now?
>>145758343CBJ thanks to all the ghosts
>>145758343Yzerplan bros that could've been us...
>>145758049I believe its her teammate kaitlin jockims. Ashley should however be congregating with such stars as campbell
>>145758343not sure who is stopping the habs once they get Laine back
our flames are in the elite 11
>>145758409take me back
flames could top the division
>>145758423>flames could toplol
>>145758423I think they will if they play wolf
>>145758409that kid definitely has a playboy under his mattress
>>145758490they stop soft serving wolf and the wheels will come off
>>145758573cope he shut out nashville
>>145758343dabres
>>145758423>experts predicted flames would be a bottom 5 team
The NY Rangers are 12-4-1. The NY Islanders are 7-7-5. They currently are both in an Eastern Conference wild card spot.The already emerging gap between the top half and bottom half of the conference is something to behold.
>>145758617Thank god for goy points
>>145758608next two games will be the true test
>>145758608Flames finish 11th overall and lose their pick to the habs
>>145758617A team with 7 wins and 5 OTL’s shouldn’t be in the playoff discussion
This Day in Habs History:I rewatched the february 19th, 2008 Habs-Rangers game where my habbies came back from down 5-0 to win 6-5
>>145758654Just like my islanders
This day in history:No one asked
>>145758648
>>145758657I would have been in elementary school and my parents wouldn't let me stay up that late
>>145758733real fans had radios under their pillows kid
My krakkies are playing tonight :)
>islanders already have 22% of their games endong in OT lossesI hate gary points, these retards are going to make the ploffs with a losing record again
>>145758785just like my bruins
Just got tickets to see the big bad Bruins play tomorrow, it seems their ticket prices are tanking
>>145758842based. maybe my season tickets will come through
04/17/22
Sabres @ Kings should be good
>>145758785Blame the NHL for the points system
>>145758894That's antisemetic
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>145758942mike bossy and ziggy palffy will always have my respect
>>145758942we respect you
>>145758983In 5 years Utah will be a hockey city
Reporting in from the retard exclusion zone
>>145759058
>>145756325>brock into scatgrim choice as a hero
>>145758867I'm watching laffs vs golden knights
>>145759094still tony
*transmission from planet retard*>we respect you
these retarded zoomers keep talking about treasure planet nigga nobody watched that SHIT
treasure island was a good book
>>145756795Bettman has an absolute hard on for the Blackocks
>>145759167Holy filtered
That dudes music is probably shit, but I respect his ad campaign.
>>145756795Media in leafland never shuts the fuck about the oilersI unironically see them shilled more than the >laffs
FLAMES WIN
>>145759199They were Gretzky's team and have mcdavid
>>145759209hang a banner
>>145759217beat the hardest team ever to beat vlud the islanders
>>145759199When was the last time a laff won the Conn Smythe?
>>145759221hang a banner
samir is getting upset
>getting
>>145757141How can that guy be a pro hockey player. He looks like a guy that collects Japanese comics and listens to Oasis
remember when the stars lost to the ducks KWAB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>145759222Just after Conn Smythe ran the leafs
>>145759242what's wrong with oasis?
>>145759261not him but if you're not listening to jock jams 24/7 you'll never make it to the show
*drops the puck*
*slashes you in the willy*
toni "formerly a man" stom late nominee for kwaboty
>>145759272>https://youtu.be/qTRPgtHLk88?si=J-UY3s5nBxM02ZER If they were good enough for hnic, they're good enough for the NHL
*hangs a banner*
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT
>>145759272very based
*throws it back to you*
super qt hannah bilkah got an assist today high T muscle girl hillatry knight got 2 goals
pretty high level first two lines
*heads up o~ _/
is helen really a true #1 LHD?
>>145759209Hrudey said Dustin played even better yesterday than when he got the shutout. I'm so proud of him :)
>>145759231Just got off the phone with Nishikata Huska. Said the banner got put up today.
i remember walking by hannah bilka once aned was surprised at how little she was
>>145759369lmao
To all the hoc /webm/ makers, you can now just upload MP4 files.
>>145759384there's no sound
>>145759326>boston feet
>>145759388sound not included :^)so yes you'd still have to go into a file editor to remove the sound before posting MP4s you find elsewhere, defeating the entire purpose of allowing MP4s.
>>145759384no fucking way. Is this gonna normieafy this site?
>>1457593984chan will always be a place for total social rejects
>gives us high 2000s technology>still no webp supportThank you gookmoot
who is he talking to
>>145759326[PWHL Sad Fact] A commentator who was undergoing treatments for cancer last year was completely zonked and out of it, to the point of confusing Maude Poulin-Labelle (irrelevant seventh defender) for Marie-Philip Poulin (best forward in the league, on a different team that wasn't playing) multiple times!
>>145759275that's why I wear a jockstrap
>>145759384mp4's are too large
>>1457594074chan needs to remain in 2006 in terms of technology
>>145759413not surprised, white women and gay men dont care about facts
I have a good idea, guys. Let's fire a coach and not acknowledge the 66 million dollar elephant in the room. The elephant is also dead and rotting.
>>145759436>The elephant is also dead and rotting.stolarz will regress and we'll be back on top soon enough
>>145759436Elephant bros...
>>145759436the coach was fucking bald
>>145759425the latter doesn't watch the pwhl
>>145759326the only issue for them is poulin and labelle being forwards forced to play outside their natural positions for the wrong team>>145759398it's likely done to save everyone time and hassle converting their mp4 (variable framerate) to mkv or webm (constant framerate) which tends to muddy thingsthis process makes it easier for me to interpolate videos and then post them without having to convert
>>145759436lack of gay sex is killing swayman and ullmark
need to login and start grinding paragon and see how far i can get before the fucken game
>>145759453plan the parade
>>145759407krautchan used to allow up to 4 images posted at once :/
>>145759369well he did say hang a banner
>>145759441no wonder the rat hates alberta
They did it for Matty
>>145759509brads lucky he played a canadian team in the cup finals cause thats the only way he was getting a cup notice every other time boston played in the finals they lost
teasing master takagi san in the chat
who would have won the cup in '05?
SCAAAAAAAAAAR!!
>>145759561Flames
>>145759561leafs that's why they canceled the season
>>145759561doltslamesded thingsflyersassveslaffs
*transmission from planet retard*>>145759566>>145759578>>145759581
>>145759369based
>>145759585wtf I didnt transmit yet
>>145759561wings/bolts scf
>>145759561Probably calgary again
>>145759612still copin, eh?
>>145759561The Wayne Gretzky Coyotes
>>145759612Thats actually a smart answer. It probably would have been them yea
>>145759617Yah the 2peat would have been kino
>>145759369delete this or else bud might go on another rampage
>>145759648cope he left the islanders
>>145759623Imagine how much it would have meant to Auston Matthews
>>145759648Would be a shame if tbg showed up
>>145759663what is he now, a rangers fan again?
LGR
Ok here's my dick. You guys don't want me here, i won't be here. No more webms. No more ranger posts. No more complaints. No more jokes. No more banter. Nothing.Goodbye.
>>145759689dustin's shutting out your ass
>>145759676knights fan
>>145759532>I grew up watching the Islandersgrim
>>145759663he left them but he still whines about them nonstop kwab
>>145759717growing up on the trashpile known as long island is a grim upbringing
Shut the fuck up chambers
>>145759742brutal. thats the worst possible fan out there
>>145759532>"It’s been very cool to watch from afar for so many years, now it’s even cooler to be in the same arena, same ice, and in a similar situation as him.”Now they're going to do it for wolfie
>>145759666And Howler
what the hell kinda image is this?
>anon shocked to exist there are memes outside of /hoc/
can tsn please get the national rights back
just smoked some of the ganja while waiting for gary to drop the puck
>>145759794good morning saar!
>>145759820I just smoked a bunch of weed too
>>145759826So did I and it seemed fine to me
>>145759826you replied to the wrong dude, dude! lol
DUDE
>>145759849How many games did he get suspended?
>>145759855zero games>Patrick Roy confirmed that the young defenseman suffered a concussion from that thunderous check, which was not penalized.https://www.nbcsports.com/nhl/news/nikita-zadorov-suffered-a-concussion-from-that-tom-wilson-hit
>snow is herefuck
>>145759855Wilson stayed in the game
>>145759854The Hope Solo special
>>145759849>mp4since when?
>>145759873>>145759885Yet Ryan reaves gets 5 games for a tamer hit hmmmmmm
>>145759883same winter has arrived
>>145759890Today
https://x.com/BuffaloSabres/status/1859342793996386600
>>145759913shieeeeeeeeeeit this changes everything!
>>145759883scandis ever hear of salt?
>>145759794thats a meme? damn people are stupid if thats a meme
>>145759788That’s the new meta meme according to Twitter
>>145759923They put it on their lutefisk
>>145759927>>145759925No better or worse than our memea
>>145759923>ruins your car>ruins your shoes>ruins the environment >attracts moose and deer to come stand in the road like retards kys, fuck salt
>>145759933pfftthis meme has layers>>145759854
>>145759936saltbros...
>>145759936You don't use salt at all?
Bruins fans might be the most delusional fanbase in sports. They really think that having a B on the sweater somehow means this horrid roster should be competitive.
>>145759936salty post
>>145759936>ruins the environmentokay, greta
Our Sennies :(Don't even know why I bother anymore
ontario uses beet juice on their roads
>>145759943We dohttps://www.trafikverket.se/resa-och-trafik/underhall/sa-skotervi-vagar/vintervaghallning/vagsalt---bara-dar-det-behovs/
>>145759946This roster isn’t making playoffs but they should at least be competitive
>>145759842no he didn't dude!
>>145759936salt is a natural element. how can it be bad for the environment?
i think theres a bunch of virgins ITT LOL get a girlfriend like me already and take her hiking or something
>>145759973naturally occurring salt isnt concentrated and spread liberally over flat surfaces
>>145759973It's better than excessive sand. I just hate it because it stains my leather shoes.
>>145759973retard
>>145759958My city pre-coats the roads with some chemical that activates when it gets below freezing, and then salts the road when it actually snows
>>145759976I’m gay
>>145759976i kneel to your superiority
>>145759985that shit is the beet juice
>>145759986Same. Want to hook up?
>>145759990It's salt brine
I miss summer, even though we're entering comfy season
>>145759998No I have a gf (guy)
>>145759933Hopefully this inspires /hoc/ to create more OC and memes
I knew /hoc/ was /gay/.
>>145760001comfy is just code word for boring desu
>>145760007not your personal army
>>145759986>>145759998Wanna make out?
>>145760001I don’t. I hate feeling sweaty 24/7
Im not gay but I am a cuck
>>145760007it's hard to find inspiration when we already peaked with just like my islanders
My power is out ;/
>>145760022>on a perpetual decline after greatnessjust like my islanders
>>145760013Kys
I think my life peaked.
>>145760020That’s even worse
>>145760034I want to believe that the best is yet to come
>>145759964It's a bottom 5 roster. They don't have a 1C or a 2C. Outside of Pasta and a rapidly declining Marchand they have no top 6 wingers. Essentially 10 of their 12 starting forwards are bottom 6 or AHLers.
>>145760023Pay your bills
>>145759976i am saving myself for this era. men who had cd's 20 years ago could easily have gotten laid but the societal point was to tell the daughters of closeted homosexuals to act the moron so actual masculinity could return with women championing the concept of their dad, brother or boyfriend instead of male which is why our news doesn't conflate them at all anymore. the issue is that taking care of oneself or showing pride in accomplishment during this existence is often mistaken for narcissism by whiners with a peanut sized brain
>>145760048
>>145760020go leafs!
i lost my v-card when i 15, i'm ashamed to say.should have waited for marriage fr fr no cap
>>145756939early gen z is i
>>145760063Sorry but it's true. No assets and few good prospects. They've been competitive for 15 years and this is the cost.
>>145760029every day until you learn
>>145760051It’s storming you retard
>>145759976cute gf! im jealous
>>145760048I hate that you’re right about most of the roster belonging in the AHL. Pasta is slumping hard
>there is a huge storm blowing>my power is out>should I conserve my phone battery in case I need to call for help?>no, i'm going to blogpost on 4chan instead
I hope this ungrateful little shit has his throat cut open a la Clint Malarchuk
hannah has such dreamy deep brown eyes and squeezable cheekshttps://youtu.be/cEiKEssJbRo?si=fZOhI34scYIE3IF8
>>145760096Ain't no excuse to not pay your bills scum
>>145760096not an excuse
>>145760113I don't like when women put there hair up like that
only coomed twice (2) so far in november
>>145760076I’m 27 and regret not losing my virginity when I was young
>>145760111>he doesn't have 2 portable chargers that can charge his phone twice before being spentlmao
>>145760115>>145760121The whole town is out retard
>>145760058i am not 40 either. i was 12 when some girls at my school chose to listen to their pothead drunk dad instead of their classmate who knew that compressing music at 48kHz was possible since it was the standard for all DVD's that were later thrown away again by gullible people for no actual reason
>>145760111I have a iPhone 16 I’m sure my phone will last a few more hours
>>145760131You are young retard get out there and slay that early mid 20's pussy before it's too late
>>145760140>he doesn't live on the one block in town that still has powerlmao
>>145760140And yet there you are sitting alone in your basement without a date
>>145760140whole town are freeloaders?
>>145760104>Pasta is slumping hardLook who he's playing with. They need to convince him to waive his NMC and trade him this summer and get maximum value. This team is headed directly into Penguins territory and that is a disaster than can be avoided with aggressive moves.
>>145760159Thanks Obama
>>145760159I live in a upper middle class town>>145760155Erm I’m in my living room actually
>>145760159Kek
>>145756814It was over bros
Black Friday wasn't even a thing when i was growing up.
>>145760190it's only been a think for 10 years here
>>145760190You don’t celebrate American Thanksgiving
parlayed the over 370 with if anyone asks
>>145760174more evidence you end up rich by cutting corners
I'm 39 and I'm no virgin but I am single and have a very hard time dealing with the fact that I can't even so much as look at a girl in her mid 20's without being labelled a creep, all I do is yearn for the time when I was young and stupid and all the girls around me were young and stupid too. It was much easier then. Youngfags in this thread dont know how good they have it.
>>145760190For our grandparents blacks weren't even a thing when they were growing up
>>145760199Thanksgiving is better in October anyway
>>145760205>get rich cutting cornersthis true cordless jigsaw bros?
>>145760145Then I’ll start venturing out and hitting on fellow zoomers
>>145760223Do it faggot
is she too hot for the pwhl
Went to a girls house and was too shy to do anything despite her pretty much asking for it. She was a cutie too, i'm a retard
Is Black Friday even a thing anymore? I feel like it was dying even before Covid.
>>145760223zoomers don't have sex. They are staunchly prudes
>>145760232At least you been to a girls house before ):
damn this thread has taken a dark turn
>>145760230No
>>145760238i'm sorry anon :(
>>145760242Just like my penguins season ):
>>145760233Most places do black friday week now, if not black friday month. No more 1 day limited door crashing sales that have people camping out and trampling over each other
problematic name
Is boxing day still bigger than black friday?
Black Friday? That's usually how I end my week at the club ;)
Live every day like it's canadian halloween xx
>>145760260Makes sense, I remember when stores would open at 6:00 pm thanksgiving night. I don’t think they can get wagies to work at night anymore.
>>145760265Not really. It's boxing week now too.
>>145760268Mutts law
cayla barnes didnt play today for mtl
>>145760280Whoa, Sarah Fillier went to Princeton?
claire thompson is cute
Why do so many womens hockey players put their bun dir3ctly on top of their head I can't stand that shit
Could the next thread be dustin themed from the calgary flames? he's proven himself to be one of the best goalies in the league and he's barely over a meter tall.
>>145760280Britta Curl might get a spot in the Trump cabinet
>>145760286Nah
>>145760296Retard
Could the next thread be female empowerment themes?
>>145760309good idea someone make female dustin
>>145760268Jen
The the next thread is about the benefits of getting the puck in deep
>>145760174Why is the power out?
>>145760261Just like red savage
>>145760343It was really windy here for a few hours but it’s stop and the power is still out
>>145760341as presented by Pucksdeep Singh
>>145760354Sorry to hear bud. I hope they get it figured out o7
>>145760354Windy....
>two games at the same timeFor fuck sake NHL get your scheduling shit together
>>145760269Cheap booze and chocolate
>>145760390Knew someone would say that…
>>145760383based shorks stanley cup
What the fuck, the games dont even start until 7:30
>>145760383>delete this
>>145760398imagine being one of the 4 canes fans there are
>>145760392When will his interns learn how to stagger games?
you know what none of these shit games are worth watching im not sticking around for another hour for them to start im gonna find something else to do tonight im not even going to force my retarded op for the next thread fuck this shit cya
Think I'll treat myself to some maple creme cookies
hockey girl hugs
my bloooOOOOD flows harshly
>>145760420Laffs vs golden knights will be fun
>>145760383Why do I hate the Vega team so muchI have no vested reason to hate them but everything about them is despicable
>>145760428Same but mint girl guides
>>145760433Laffs are riddled with injuries, it's a waste of time
>>145760450>>145760450>>145760450
>>145760439t. Betelgeuse fan
>>145760439because it reeks of jewry having a professional sports team based in the gambling capitol
>>145760428>>145760441One day I want to enjoy a Canadian winter with a fat bottom hairy Quebec girl
>>145760441go away with your /pw/ memes
>>145760461I think that's it.Their logo design, gear, everything look so manufactured and phony.Even places like Florida feels like yeah they can have a hockey team and real fans. Vegas not so much.
