news- nba.com>celtics snap cavs 15 game win streak, tatum drops 33>dalton knecht drops 37 in win vs utah>spurs upset thunder>nets beat the hornets, cameron johnson drops 34thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s01KCWips4
>>145756796>garland goes 3/20 >celtics only win by threeShould we be worried?
4k status?
Yep.
>>145756787
>>145756806no, the celtics are missing porzingus whos gives 20 10 a night
>>145756806I didn't watch the Inceltic game last night because I was too busy having sex with 10/10 women. I assume there was massive amounts of refball against Cleveland?
>>145756830Trash logic. Inceltic is really low IQ.
>>145756806Nope.
>>145756834Your pillow isn't a 10/10 woman anon
>>145756847Kys pedo
>>145756844how is the trash logic. we are missing our starting big who gives us 20/10 a night. if hes playing whatever garland does is irrelevant. (Jrue is clamping him anyways)
>>145756852The girl in that photo isn’t underaged
>>145756853Well then the fact that the inceltics barely beat teams missing 70ppg a night in the playoffs is just more proof of their *.
>>145756796>celtics snap cavs 15 game win streak, tatum drops 33never was worried about the cavs anyways. i dont rate fraudulent teams. see ya in the ecf tho
>>145756849>when the average Bostonian woman is 3/10 so attractive women is an alien concept to Inceltic>>145756869>doesn't rate fraudulent teams>but is an Inceltic fanKek
>>145756865>missing 70ppg a nightStill on this cope skitz? What’s next, a rant about how Strus didn’t step out? (He did)
Do NBA teams enjoy metal music?
>>145756881LMAOOOO
>>145756880I'm just using your logic against you Inceltic. You are coping because you yourself just went against your own *.
>>145756881this is the guy who acts tough on here btw.
>took a spurs cavs parlay Suck it losers. I’m rich and you all are poor. That’s what you get for counting out the spurs
>>145756891>>145756891This is the guy saying nigga too kek
>>145756901>talking like a 15 year old black kid online while being a fat jobless balkanoidshit comes straight from a cartoon
>>145756822Inceltic didn't like this one.
>>145756881Grim
D'Lo when the undefeated revered IST Nba cup record is on the line
>>145756912no one replied to it...
bring them back
>today's games
>>145756881What race is he?
>>145756796i dont think we will see jordans level of dominance + cultural impact on basketball again. currys warriors are the closest thing we will have to it imo.
>>145756938clemilhoumemokcphxgsorl
>>145756938CavsBucksRocketsGrizzliesBlaziesSnusWarriorsClippers
>>145756947>currys warriors are the closest thing we will have to it imo.fuck lightskins. darkskin niggas like ant have more aura
>>145756881is that kadyrov?
>>145756959the world likes lightskins better
this is why weapschizo has a melty every time he sees an image of sadie sink if ur wondering
>>145756954OKC is shoock. Blazers are gonnna booty blast them. Everyone made fun of me for saying the spurs were gonna beat them last night too.
>>145757013This makes /x/ look sane
>>145757128/x/ and /nba/ have regular cross overs. ill be in the semen retention general if anyone needs me
Which team u taking?
>>1457571952016 assuming embiid doesnt die
>>1457571952013
>>1457571952013 (proven winners even without Jokic) > 2012 (not winners but with Shaq they'd easily get a ring) > 2016 (wouldn't make it past the second round)
My picks for 11/20: hit both our plays last night, bringing us to 3-2 this week. We're now 36-19 in November for +14.83 units. Money-making hump day. Let's smash those bookies.>Bulls +7.5Bucks are 4-9-1 ATS (bottom 4 in the league). Bulls have covered in 4 of their last 6 games. Unless Giannis drops another 50 piece, I can't see Bucks winning this by more than a few points, if not lose it outright. The franchise is in a tail spin.>Warriors -8.5You all know the deal. Hawks are the absolute worst ATS for two years running. Hawks are 35-63 ATS since last year. Warriors are 9-3 ATS this year (top 3 in the league). Another good long-term stat I found: when the Warriors are coming off a loss and there opponent is coming off a win, the Warriors are 147-97-2 ATS. It's a lot of points, but Warriors should get a comfortable win at home.>Magic -3.5On the flip of the Hawks are the Orlando Magic; the best ATS team over the last two years. Magic are 63-41 ATS since the beginning of last season. They've covered the spread in their last 6 games straight. Clippers are coming off a big win over the Warriors, which sets up for a nice let down spot here tonight. Take the Magic.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
Damian Lillard calls out Blazers fans. He's right. He's the player who made the Blazers relevant for once in their pathetic franchise history. Blazers fans are all trannies from a commie city. The 3rd worst franchise and fans in the NBA behind Celtics and Knicks.
celtics repeating btw
>>145756984females like dark skins better, no woman wants a feminine man with his nails did
>>145757324>no woman wants a feminine man with his nails didyou'd be surprised how many do
>>145757299>He's the player who made the Blazers relevant for once in their pathetic franchise history.Nahhh weapschizo doesn't know about Bill Walton or Clyde Drexler? Embarrassing desu.
>>145757299>He's the player who made the Blazers relevant for once in their pathetic franchise history.drexler and walton are the franchise goats
>>145757299I’d argue they were more popular with Brandon Roy. Also, I liked watching dame, and he brought eyes and fans to the blazers, but it’s clear he’s not someone you can build a franchise around. Not a winning one anyway. The blazers are terrible at building a winning team but in his case it wouldn’t have mattered.
What does he do?
>>145757311Did everyone get injured again?
>>145757359>>145757368>plumbers
>>145757386get paid
and i got a glock on me like bruce jenneri might fuck around and have a switch
>>145757195Draymond and Embiid on the same team means every opponent's players will be "accidentally" injured by the end of each of their games. They'll be the first team to go 82-0 with 82 opponent forfeits.
>>145757013Careful, you'll trigger another wave of racist europoors (sorry to be redundant) staunchly agreeing with weapschizo and claiming his mental illness is established science.
>>145757261This guy, this guy right here is retarded. Hawks will win. Demon Daniels, The Great Barrier Thief, will shut down curry. Hawks will blow the frauddiors out. Don't listen to this clown. I put $600 on the Hawks.
>>145757395What's frustrating about you, weapschizo, isn't so much that you're a brain rotted zoomer with a ten year memory (because you're 12 years old). But rather how PROUD you are of it.
>>145757358trans women aren’t women, mutt
>>145756959DAS RITE, dark skin niggas is more masculine and closer to gods intention; curry is unique but when you look at the list of goat players or even fmvps its niggas my color
>>145757738Hawks are 6-9 ATS. Leave your feelings out of it.
>>145757768How many of those games involve an injury to one of their starters/bogi? Im not a Hawks fan but I know easy money when I see it. Like I said, I put $600 on the Hawks. This is a trap game for the warriors and if you can't see that, you're cooked.
>>145757359Zoomers are too young to remember when Scottie Pippen took them to game 7 of the WCF against the Lakers.
>>145757783>How many of those games involve an injury to one of their starters/bogi?Bro, they were the worst ATS team in the league last year. They only covered in 30% of their games. Injuries be damned.
>>145757764ireland was talm bout he down for kamala, the old generation on here is aligned to the right as 4chan has always been its the discord trannies (inceltic, ld canada) that come in here talm bout gay rights and miscegenation heat/nuggets fans tend to be older, more experienced and successful business owners for the most part so they dont have hours out of their day to organize discord tranny raids
>>145757783I believe you but post ticket
>>145757830its true im a successfull business owner and i post here (nugs fan btw)
>>145757830This is true I own a few Chic-fil-a’s in the Miami-Dade county area, it’s always the ‘guys’ in Celtics jerseys/drag protesting outside our doors
>>145756947>jordans level of dominanceDo you know why Jordanfags never go into detail of his dominance? Because his finals opponents were ringless bum teams and Jordan has NEVER been guarded by any elite all-time great defender. He always lets Pippen or Rodman guard the best player on the other team while he shot easy 2 pointers. Jordan was playing on easy mode against teams that weren't championship-caliber. It's like winning a little league game.
>>145757783How is this a "trap game" when Warriors are at home and coming off an upset loss? And with their next two games being against the Pelicans and Spurs? That's not what a trap game is.
>>145757878exactly Jordan always got fucked by Dominique whenever he got switched onto him
Wait a minute wait a minute woah
>>145757891It's a trap game because the hawks will have all their players back from injury. Hawks are 4-0 with De'Andre Hunter playing. 3-1 with Bogdanovic playing. My only concern is Jalen Johnson being questionable. I still put my money on it, as I expect Hunter to pick the slack up if Jalen doesn't play like he did vs Sacramento
>>145757893Jordan was guarded by a 6’1 injured Kevin Johnson in his best Finals, the game has come a long way since then. Dennis Rodman said they could beat anyone with their eyes closed due to expansion their 72 win season. Jordan said he wouldn’t have had the same career without zone defenseJordan was guarded by a 5’3 Muggsy Bogues in a playoff series, who is sending a sub 5’6 player to check the opponents best player today? A lot of that shit was done intentionally to give Jordan and the league shine, like when the ref apologized to Wizards Jordan for calling him for a foul. Imagine the nigga in his prime, in addition to his fraudulent DPOYWilt never told a lie
Best player in the NBA
>>145757904>Hawks are 4-0 with De'Andre Hunter playingAgainst the Hornets, Wizards and Kings? Warriors haven't lost at home to the Hawks since March of 2021 in a game that Steph was out for. Curry hasn't lost at home to the Hawks since Feb 25th, 2011. That's not a typo... 2011.Hawks could possibly cover the spread, but they ain't winning this damn game. I hope you didn't take the moneyline.
>>145757933Skitz aint gonna like this but it’s the truth. Tatums having an MVP caliber season so far
>>145757929How come LeBron went his entire 30s without winning an MVP?
>>145757990Voters got bored with his greatness. He should've quit in the middle of his prime to maintain interest like a certain """"""GOAT"""""".
>>145758011How come voters never "got bored" with MJ's greatness. Was it because his game was better to watch than crab dribble, lower shoulder throw up prayer?
It's become really apparent the last couple years how important it is to nail your draft pick. I don't mean just trying to draft a star either. If you are a playoff team and your mid/late first rounder becomes a legit rotation player for you, it is such a huge boost. Bucks haven't drafted a guy who wasn't a pure end of the bench bum since Dante in 2018 despite having a 1st round pick each year, and now they are just an old team with 0 depth. Even just drafting 1-2 rotation role players in the last 7 years would have made the difference
>>145757386>that'll be 50 mil plus tip
>>145757933Damn ADeity is goated this season. JJ transferred his meme shooting powers to him using the Monstars ball or some shit.
uh... spursisters?what's wrong with wemby..?
>>145758047MJ lost the 1997 one to Malone.
>>145757013fascinating
>>145757195taking anything here other than the heat is ridiculousthe thunder weren't a winning team and the warriors wouldn't benefit from adding embiid
>>145757195you're trolling with that last one
>>145757195Jokic clears
>>145758069its just minor injuries
who would have thought that the rockets and the lakers would be in contention of the #1 seed in the west, not me that's for sure
>>145758069they saw that Flagg was legit
>>145758071Jordan won 2 MVPs in his 30s. And like you mentioned, even Malone won one in his 30s. How come LeGoat went his ENTIRE 30's without winning one?
>>145758127JJ’s coaching meets Bron’s greatness
>>145758127I knew JJ was going to the be the next Riley.
>>145758137More talent in the league during LeBron’s era, in Jordan’s weak era Shareef Abdul-Rahim was considered an elite player and Muggsy Bogues a starter
>>145757299lillard was a stottsbabby
>>145757299who did more for their respective city, lillard for portland or embiid for philadelphia?
>>145758137Because LeBron saved his strength for the post season.Curry won 67 in 2015 and 73 in 2016. LeBron wasnt close. Westbrook had the narrative and the 30/10/10 season. Harden was generational in 2018 and got 65 wins. Giannis had a good record in 2020 and the nba really tried to create an artificial face of the league with him. Rest of the years no argument. Its not that he wasnt great, just every time there was a logical better option. MJ had a great team around him helping him get those mvps. And MJ competed against worse players
>>145758127Ime's done a really good job of making use of the talent on the rosterNow if jalen can stop forcing threes and alpi can clear the lanes for him to get downhill we could start to be really dominant team
>>145758180philly won a super bowl while embiid was in town. embiid still has yet to get past the second round
>>145758180Embiid did as much for the 76ers as Jrue Holiday did
>>145757795Fucked over by sterns refs to protect jordans legacy
>>145757933Nigga said Jarret Allen
>>145758156>More talent in the league during LeBron’s eraDerrick Rose and Westbrick??
My GOAT List:1. Westbrook2. Big O3. Magic4. Jokic5. Lebron
>>145758346Curry and Jokic > John Starks and Reggie Miller
LeBron is better than Jordan
>>145758463>LeBron is better than Jordan
is this ytboi just another tht? I know Lakexcrement fans like to gas up their rookies
>>145758509tht was never this good and was always a muh potential meme.
>Grady Dick and Dalton Knecht are taking the league by storm>Cooper Flagg #1 overall next year>Jokic establishes himself as undeniable MVP of the league>Embiitch is a fat lazy bum who's entire strategy of competing is flopping like a fish and begging his White massa reffies to bail him outBABB bros... we had a good run...I made an appointment with Dr. Sheklestein...and I'm going on HRT...it's over...
>>145758525BAWB bitch
>>145757933>KittyKat, Jarrett Allen, Garland, Mobleywhat a shit model
>>145758443>comparing your era's "stars" to 90s role players very telling
>>145758055>Bucks haven't drafted a guy who wasn't a pure end of the bench bum since Dante in 2018 despite having a 1st round pick each year, and now they are just an old team with 0 depth.i was supposed to help but i got lazy.
>>145758598Damianlillard...
so now that my rockets are proven frauds....where do we go from here?
Reminder Joe Tsai wantes both Tatum and Brown for KD lmao
>>145758626Trade for Giannis and DON'T give him any input on who your coach is
>>145758598>dame posts on /sp/based
Y2K was the best NBA era.
>>145758626Trade for Chet
>hoop knower meme magic bracket.png>2 of the 8 winners in the first round were predicted correctlyWhat did he mean by this?
>>145758700he means he hopped on the heat bandwagon last minute after riding for milkwabki
>>145758525the death throe was when big nig perkins got on the tv and cried about how it's embiid's turn and they actually gave him the mvp
>>145758700I meant that if you're not first you're last and my team won and the smelltics lost to the 7th seed Heat.
>i predicted a one seed to win to the championship right before the playoffs
you can see when lebum started farming triple doubles
>>145758732Ironically, a lot of people forgot that one simple trick in 2024
>>145758726you used to be a nets fan and you tried joining the mavs bandwagon by claiming you were a "childhood mavs fan" before people called you out on it and you proceeded to go on a racist rant as per usual
>>145757212>>145757225>>145757240Bunch of kids who never watched prime Shaq. Prime Shaq was unstoppable
>>145758642>>145758698how about both........maybe we can fleece both teams....
>>145758760>Prime Shaq was unstoppableold sabonis sr had him on lock in 2000
inceltic is celebrating beating the cavs without wade, okoro or levert by one possession like he won another *its fucking sad
>>145758777>inceltic is celebratingevery day
>>145758771LMFAO hahahaha That's why he had to foul Shaq every play and hope the refs didn't call it
Jokicbros... our guy hasn't played for 9 days and wont play for 3 more... i need my fix
>>145758784>That's why he had to foul Shaq every playthey weren't fouls and even then he only fouled out towards the end of the game
I wish i was a miami heat player so i could bang bad latina bitches and live in a huge fucking mansion with warm weather and waste my money like a degenerate
>>145758700You're the first known person to actually open up one of his 10 images that he samefags here all day 24/7. Congrats bro.
>>145758794Keep crying. Shaq and Kobe came all over your face for a decade and nothing you can do about it but cry online
>>145758790silver realized no one likes watch a fat slav play
>>145758798italian girls are basically latina, and you got warm weather. u just need the money bro
>>145758807>Shaq and Kobe came all over your face for a decadeonly 3 years before kobe raped a girl in colorado and shaqs fat ass stopped caring about basketball
Got a 100% on a quiz at work yesterday (more like school desu, I'm in licensing training) and they let me pick the theme for today. Chose sports so I'm wearing my Chris Paul jersey
>>145758777You forgot Strus was also out.
>And then he said "Isaac Okoro was out, the win doesn't count"
>>145758815If your butthurt still exists 20 years later you would to see a doctor
>>145758820kek this sounds like a special needs workplace
>>145758822>Strus was also oushit, shut the front door, seasons canceled.
>celtics and lakers both win mickeysI can't wait til my rocket win an actual ring, unlike those two fraud teams.
>>145758820I would be embarrassed if I had to wear a Chris Paul jersey
raptiebros what can we get for poeltl?
>>145758852Surely a first round pick like we paid for him, of course! He's the missing piece after all :)
>>145758852you can get a hug.
>>145758836Lol it legit feels like I'm in high school again but the amount of shit I have to memorize is insane
>>145758857i want blue eyed aryan whos 5'6-5'9 and athletic.
>>145758847Based Rocketbro knows ball.
explain.
>Kendrick Perkins calls out Luka Doncic for his defensive effort:>“We got to stop letting Luka off the hook… Real talk—enough is enough. Like, do you know he's leading the league defensively with blowbys? No one is asking him to be Jrue Holiday… We're asking you to be a leader and put forth some f*****g effort and fix your body language.”
>>145758876inceltic thanks god everyday that the boston kike media doesnt trade with pat.
>>145758732Who are you quoting? Because I predicted it years prior when we were a first round exit.>>145758749Show one post I made saying "my nets" or your mom is a hoe.
>>145758523THT is the same age as Knecht
>>145758889He's right but at this point Luka isn't changing
>>145758895More proof of the muh potential meme being retarded. He's had 5 years in the league and is still trash. 5 years of only having to worry about getting good at ball and he couldn't do it. Never draft a player that can't already ball.
>>145758912Careful. He reports posts and gets his friends from the locked discord to report also.
RIP BOB LOVE
>>145758924Him and skitz are fake demons. acting all tough here but mass report shit they dont like
Bitchniggas mad again. Suck my dick.
Are Sam Hauser and Kornet actually nice or is it just to pretend the Celtics have a bench aside from PP and Al
>>145758945Aw man
the stench, do you smell it?
>>145758954ya what is it?
>>145758734>you can see when lebron regressed athletically and had to pass more
>>145758889I mean, what do you expect from a guard that's taller and heavier than pretty much every other guard? One way players like Perk don't understand how much effort it takes to playmake and be the primary scoring option for his team.
We can't smell you over the internet insmelltic. You should shower and it might go away.
Him
LMAO every single starter for the Pels this year is gonna miss significant time! Can we just invalidate the rest of the season and just go to the next year please?
He's still mad.
>>145758782*, we already know you can’t beat heathy struss
>>145759008Please God don't let the Pelicans ruin Flagg's career.
>>1457590092024
>>145758777You the nigga who spent all of Monday night celebrating a win over the worst team in the league? We know you are, Skitz.
>LEBRON1 Jayson Tatum 5.732 Nikola Jokić 5.663 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 5.434 Franz Wagner 4.855 Luka Dončić 4.14>VORP1 Nikola Jokić 1.62 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 1.53 Jayson Tatum 1.44 Giannis Antetokounmpo 1.25 Kyrie Irving 1.2>WS/481 Nikola Jokić .3232 Karl-Anthony Towns .273 Daniel Gafford .274 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander .2635 Anthony Davis .263>PER1 Nikola Jokić 33.32 Anthony Davis 31.13 Giannis Antetokounmpo 30.44 Karl-Anthony Towns 29.25 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 27.9>GmSc1 Nikola Jokić 31.72 Anthony Davis 27.13 Giannis Antetokounmpo 25.94 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 23.95 Jayson Tatum 23.5>kWPA1 Nikola Jokić .922 Domantas Sabonis .573 Giannis Antetokounmpo .514 LeBron James .55 Jayson Tatum .49>PIE1 Nikola Jokić 21.42 Giannis Antetokounmpo 20.73 Robert Williams III 20.74 Anthony Davis 205 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18.7>EFF1 Nikola Jokić 44.22 Giannis Antetokounmpo 36.13 Anthony Davis 35.54 Karl-Anthony Towns 32.65 Domantas Sabonis 32>Global Rating1 Anthony Davis 31.242 Jayson Tatum 29.313 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 27.884 Nikola Jokić 27.735 Giannis Antetokounmpo 25.79>eRAPTOR WAR/821 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17.52 Jayson Tatum 16.63 Nikola Jokić 16.54 Franz Wagner 13.65 Kyrie Irving 12.8
>>145758944They fit well in the lineup and are effective in their roles. They'd be bums on a mediocre team
>>145756787its overjust watched last night's game, they're a steaming pile of shitnot only ja, but everyone is constantly injured? how?
This nigga needa be gettin 35 minutes a gameSlide over jabari
>>145758944Sam Hauser is an absurdly streaky shooter who's great every five games or so, but enough of a threat from deep to work in the Celtics offense most of the time. Kornet's basically just a big body to take up space at center.
Explain.
>>145759099Amen is so good glad to have him on the team
>>145759026Funny. I called Lulgaria out for this prediction a few days ago and he insisted he never said the Celtics wouldn't win until 2048...
A tier: Celtics, CavsB tier: Magic, KnicksC tier: Hornets, Pacers, Hawks, Heat, PistonsD tier: Bucks, Bulls, NetsF: tier: Sixers, Raptors, WizardsSixers could move up a lot if this is just their shitty streak
>>145759099really wish jabari didn’t lose the ability to shoot once he got drafted by us.
>>145759026*>>145759151I wasn't even posting a few days ago, retard.
>>145759187>wasn't even posting a few days agoThe fuck does this even mean? You post here every day. Even if there's a day or two you missed you have no idea what specific day is being referred to in the phrase "a few days ago".Also let us know when the NBA officially adopts your headcanon. Until then you and weapschizo can go back to tonguing each others anuses and leave this board alone for a while.
>>145759214>The fuck does this even mean?It literally means what I said, ape. I wasn't here posting a few days ago, so no I did not say that. Schizoass retard. Why would I say I didn't say what you said I said, when I've posted that image of me saying it ten million times? Retarded ass gay bitch shut the fuck up.
>>145757933>averaging double digits 3PA>still averaging more FTA than ShaiGaytum has fake stats inflated by refball.
>>145759229Here (picrel) is you insisting you didn't actually say the Celtics wouldn't win until 2048 and you were just saying they weren't going to win in 2022.And here (>>145759026) is you predicting that the Celtics wouldn't win until 2048 in the same year they won the championship.
>>145759306Oh so you're retarded and arguing semantics. Shut your boring autistic ass up. If you're gonna banter at least try to make it funny, because you're all autistic and have zero creativity.
>>145759285Tatum's free throw rate over his career is lower than pretty much any other star in the league. I know you don't care about facts, but that's the unequivocal truth. Stay mad.
>>145759312>semanticsMotherfucker, you're the one who tried to say "I didn't say 2048, I asked if it would be 2048". The fuck is that if not "arguing semantics".And, by the way, you were demonstrably full of shit even in your semantic argument.
>>145759313Facts is he's averaging more FTA than Shai is. You even posted it. The guy everyone calls a FT merchant is averaging less than Gaytum who over half his shots are from three.
Can the fat subhuman Bulgarian get out and go to another metal concert?
>>145759322>Motherfucker, you're the one who tried to say "I didn't say 2048, I asked if it would be 2048"Yeah because that's a literal fact and you can't read. Retardedass autistic bitch using "a few days ago" for a post that was made 20 days ago. Literally nobody says that. You literally reposted a post of mine where I'm explaining to you why you're wrong and retarded. That's insane.
>>145759325And Shai's having a down year in terms of drawing FTs, you disingenuous faggot. He averaged more than Tatum ever has in each of his last two seasons.8.5 FTA per game is not high for a primary scorer and is 100% not "fake stats inflated by refball."
>darius garland - OUTis it because he's dogshit?
>>145759364Yes.
>>145759344Jesus, you're mad. Maybe because your worst nightmare has come true and your horsefucker bitchboy will forever be known as a footnote to the Celtics dynasty of the 2020s.Any way you slice it you were wrong, bro. Your semantics don't change that. The Celtics won the chip and your headcanon doesn't matter. They'll win another two before 2028 let alone 2048.
>heat and denver have inceltictroons so shook they’re spamming the thread again kwab
>>145759371* plus see >>145758677
>>145756881Gonna have a racist melty kek
>>145759383
>>145759390
>>145758777inceltic really didn’t like these trips…
>>145759074>celebrating a super team winning against all injured opponents is the same as celebrating a superstar coming back healthy/dominateinceltic is embarrassing bruh, no wonder who loves light skinned gaytum he’s the only nigga that gets humiliated as often as he does
>>145759394>we won a regular season game in the season you won a championshipCongratulations.
>>145759409you won an *
His nuggets winning a ring would have caused a couple suicides btw
>>145759405>superstar>Jimmy No Rings
>>145759419True. You nigga melting over grammar right now. Would have defo jumped in front of a train if we weren't injured.
>>145759418The banner already has risen.
>>145759418Keep crying about it. I'm sure the NBA will eventually come around.How many 50 win teams did Jokebitch beat in his title run, by the way?
>>145759433Sprite lookinass banner.
>You nigga
>>145759439Unlike the East, the West is not a joke and is a very competitive division where our guy Joko gave so many Ls to everyone, that they couldn't get past 50 wins. Legendary.
Haters are melting like snow in the rain right now. You love to see it.
I honestly think Celtics fans are the worst of any team on this board. Unless it’s just one really dedicated annoying fuck like the Miami heat guys
Uh, which one of you made Bron do this
>>145759428>if we weren't injuredWhat kind of revisionist history is this? The Nuggets weren't injured, they choked to the Wolves.
>>145759456>Unless it’s just one really dedicated annoying fuckIt is. Nobody fucks with the smelltics on 4chan. This isn't reddit. This bitch has been proven to use proxies to same fag and ban evade so he can spam entire threads for hours on end.
>>145759456Hey at least we don’t go on racist tirades or post /x/ tier schizo theories when we are upset
>>145759465Yes we were. You don't watch ball. Plus refball. Check the free throw disparity.
>>145759466>This bitch has been proven to use proxies to same fag and ban evade so he can spam entire threads for hours on end.But enough about you
>>145759475Don’t care + ur fat >>145759448
>>145759484Prove it or your mom is a hoe.>>145759483Concession accepted.
>>145759475>nonsense injury excuse>also refball excuseYou and weapschizo really are perfect for each other, bro. I hope someday Bulgaria legalizes gay marriage so you can finally be happy together.
>>145759493The only thing I've accepted is that you are a fat waste of space that needs to get out of this thread
>>145759495>I hope someday Bulgaria legalizes gay marriageYeah I know you're a mentally ill faggot.
I've made my mistakesGot nowhere to runthe night goes on as I'm fading away....I'm sick of this lifeI just wanna screamhow could this happen to me?
>>145759498>no proofGot it.
>>145759505remember when the thunder were ur team
>>145759495Remember when they used to wish eachother good night on here?
>>145759514That was some real homosexual shit
>>145759514grown men btw
>>145759521Fat and gay lol
>autistic samefagging ass can't comprehend white people culture of saying good day and good night
>>145759528Just admit you liked it when skitz wished you good night
I'm white and I've never called some random thirdie on the internet lord and wished them good night. Seems a bit homo
>>145759535Post hand.
Inceltic is the worst poster in the history of the general no cap, basketball discussion increases 500% when xhe’s on a 3 day. The woman literally runs knowledgeable/intelligent posters away with their schizoid ramblings—none about basketball; all about bulgaria and projecting about the guys personal life I’ve been a Heat fan for nearly 30 years and browsed /nba/ since it’s inception and not even larry was this bad when the Warriors were actually dominating
>>145759537No fag you probably would like that
NBA = "i'm not gay" = $100,000 fine = FAGGOT LEAGUE
>>145759535Don't post a picture of your hand, anon. BulGAYria is 100% going to jack off to it.
>>145759543Whatever you say Tyrone.
>>145759538Yo 4k copy pasted this in the LD and told someone to post it.
>>145759555you’re the only one that post in the trannyscord, inceltic you’re not fooling anybody
>>145759552Concession accepted. You are gay.
Great basketball discussion. Love it.
>>145759563You wish.
>heat fags are crying and playing the victim>bulGAYria has been exposed once againCeltic fans win almost as often as our team.
>>145759565Yeah it's always better when your flag isn't here.
>>145759574Would be true if you didn't obsess and spam about me 24/7.
>>145759582No one thinks about you until they see your stupid flag
>exposed
>>145759582
>>145759588cap when he’s not here y’all be in here talm bout “where’s bulgaria, it’s been a minute”
>>145759588And you start seething because I dabbed on you years ago and you still can't let it go.
>>145759604guy is up all the night seething about jimmy
>>145759609Understandable after this happened.
>>145759546Bulgaria also has a bunch of images of half naked men on stand by. He’s 100% gay lmao
>>145759616>still mad I look like this and you don'tInceltic...
>>145759616>bulgaria is in the gym/on the court daily while inceltic doesnt want to lift and look too masculine despite taking hrt kek
>>145759624Tubby McFatass stop larping
>>145759630Prove it.
>>145759644>>145756881You like metal music right?
>the boston celtics
>>145759650No I like goth.
>>145759450Dont call him joko wtf
>>145759705Why not?
>>145759713Thats lame dude. Its jokic, joker or big honey
my boy sengod is ending those celshits, be there bros.
>>145759350>disingenuous faggotI'm literally going off your cuck image. Gaytum is averaging more FTA than Shai and most other superstars despite being the only one averaging over 10 three attempts a game. He literally gets a whistle everytime he went into the paint. That's pure refball.
>Suns with Durant: 8-1>Suns without Durant: 1-5
>>145759719Nah it's lit. You don't know Slavic languages so you wouldn't understand.
>>145759450>West is not a joke>West top 2 teams: 21-7>East top 2 teams: 27-4>West bottom 2 teams: 22 losses >East bottom 2 teams: 22 losses
>>145759728>I'm literally going off your cuck image...and failed to mention that Shai is averaging a three year low in FTA and his reputation that your entire argument is based around comes from him averaging OVER TEN free throws a game a couple years ago.Stay hating, little faggot.
>>145759738>East has less good teams>West has more good teamsNot too difficult to see.
>>145759744>doesn't say anything>"wif that said, I'll leave social media"
We should bring back ¨/lba/ at 2 am¨ mane...
>Cavs - good>Smelltics - good but fraud and soulless and reddit and gay>Magic - ass>Knisk - mid>Hawks - ass>Heat - good and soulful>Pistons - ass>Pacers - soulful but mid>Nets - ass>Bulls - ass>Hornets - ass>Bucks - mid, bordering ass>CRAPtors - ass>Wizards - ass>Shitxers - doodo dookie runny ass cheecks and gay and from reddit>Warriors - good>Thunder - good>Lkers - mid and gay and from reddit>Rockers - ass>My Nuggets - good>Suns - mid, bordering good>Wolves - good>Clipshits - mid>Mavs - good>Grizzpiss - zesty but mid, bordering good>Kings - soulful, mid, bordering good>Spurds - mid, bordering ass>Blazers - lmao>Pelicans - mid>Jazz - assThere's no debate really. The East is just way less competitive.
>>145759774I don't give a shit about averages from three years ago. I just find it hilarious and an example of pure refball that Gaytum somehow averages more FT than every other player in the NBA while being outside the three point line more than everyone else aswell.
>magic - ass>heat - good and soulful
you now remember AK47, a time and place where the nba wasn't pozzed as shit and we could have things like this.
>NBA goycup>Group A West: Tie - Rockets & Blazers>Group B West: Lakers>Group C West: Warriors>Group A East: Tie - Magic & Knicks>Group B East: Pistons>Group C East: Hawkslol
>>145759867Ok, Magic - mid and soulful. Doesn't change much.
Zest Curry 40 burger tonight btw
>>145759840>I don't give a shit about averages from three years ago.Yes you fucking do you fucking idiot. You're the one who tried to say Tatum's benefitting from refball because he has more FTs than Shai who has a reputation for shooting a lot of FTs. That reputation comes from when he shot a lot of FTs which he hasn't been doing this year. I don't know how to make that any simpler for you. YOU brought it up, it's you're retarded point, own it.>Gaytum somehow averages more FT than every other player in the NBAHe doesn't. You can see in that image that he doesn't. You're a liar and a hater and a retard. You're so desperate for anything to tell you what you know to be true isn't true. You know Tatum's a great player and you know everyone else knows it so you have to make shit up to try to discredit him. Coward.
>>145759891>those nailsno wonder embiid doesn't give a shit anymore
>>145759906he could get fucked in the ass every night and I literally wouldn't give a shit so long as he keeps balling
>>145759915We know you don’t, fag boy
>>145759922That's not very tolerant of you, chuddie
>>145759898Not reading that lil xir. Even though hes a faggot Gaytum still won't fuck your bussy your transboi.
>>145759948We all know you read it and have no answer. You're not fooling anyone.
>>145759915>>145759926he could be the sixers next mcw
>>145759952No I legitimately didn't read your delusions.
>>145759975He thinks real niggas want to read poetry about weak faggot ass light skin niggas
>>145759975>I just wanted you to know I still have no answerOkay, keep me updated.
>>145759831What are you laughing at the blazers. Don’t be mean they are trying their best
>>145759989He really is a faggot. Imagine typing that much defending Gaytum of all people. The definition of grim.
>>145760006No respect for no Portland anything I'm sorry.
Really cant tell if the lakers are contenders or not
>weapschizo is so mad that Tatum's gonna win MVP that he's now tearfully sucking his own dick in the comments in a desperate effort to get (you)sLove it.
>>145760018the only good team they've played are the cavs. they'll be back to the 10th seed when they actually play a decent team
>>145760010Portland developed Dame though
>Tatum's gonna win MVP
>>145760009You can tell the bitch is terminally online too, any faggot long winded kind of sissy-dude is going to be walking home with no shoes on ranting about Gaytum on the actual court. She’s mad this isn’t her safe space
>>145760046Dame is cringe though.
>in the commentsInceltic back here on some re*dit shit
Imagine basing your entire identity around hating Jayson Tatum only to watch him ascend to best player in the league and captain a dynasty. No wonder the haters are in here having a melty.
How did Joel Embiid successfully scapegoat other players and coaches for 10 years?
>>145760080You literally have a folder for Gaytum on your computer that you jerk off to.
>>145760078xhe has thousands of post on reddit
Describe him in one word.
>>145760105>Gaytum>Gaytum>GaytumI wouldn't be throwing stones. You seem to have an obsession with JT's sexual identity and a pathological fixation on his skin color.
>>145760062Gaytum doesn’t even have one
>>145759867he doesn't wanna upset his cheatfag boyfriend lol
>>145760114>no proofDidn't some anons find your reddit account that was malding out about Derrick White at the exact same time that you were doing the same thing on /spee/?
>>145760125He'll retire with five times the rings. Jokebitch can have his regular season consolation prizes.
>>145760137Why is this bitch whining when you used her proper pronouns?
>>145760149Why do you spend so much time screenshotting reddit posts if you hate reddit so much?
Grown man tweetin like a 15-year-old pick me girl This is somebody’s GOAT yall
>>145760149she really do be acting like a hoe bruh that hrt shit is scary
>>145760117elite
>>145760161Aren’t you the same girl who has Bulgaria’s full posting history saved?
>>145760194How many times have you posted about Jayson Tatum in the last week?
bros how is BRONNY JAMES's injury is he back yet?
>>145760234Word on the streets is his pussy is sore beyond healing
THATS NBA BASKETBALL BABY
I don’t have a dog in this fight cause all y’all niggas is annoying and retarded, but as someone who spent my early 20s locked up the inceltic poster definitely has the female tendencies and would be washing drawls in the penitentiary
>>145760308Mitchell's definitely stuffing in that pic. Completely eliminates him from the MVP race I'm afraid.
>>145760319You're not fooling anyone, skitz. Most people aren't as dumb as you and your neighbors in Florida.
To the bulls fans here would you rather have 100 dollard cash or see your team get a 8/10 ownership and reinsdorf is banned from bulls activities from life
>>145760373Vuc is playing pretty well but hes 34 and his career is ending.Zach, nuff said.Coby is pretty nice now.Giddey sucks.Lonzo is good but DNPAyo hasnt improved.Buzelis has been meh so far.Paw has talent but hes weakminded and on a contract he hasnt lived up to
It's never been more over...
>>145760062>Jokic will retire with 1 (one) ringLMAO(And it's the one he got from an injured 8th seed team)
>>145760308I'm thinking maybe this literal semen slurping sport isn't for me anymore
List of NBA players I would die for Amen ThompsonTari EasonAlperen SengodYao MingHakeem OlajuwonJames HardenTracy McGradyRussell WestVishnu
>Certified rim protector>Can drop 30/40+ points >Consistent blocker anywhere on the courter>UnguardableHe's the best player in the league when healthy.
>>145760457>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH NO NO NO HELP ME LEXING!!!!!!!
>>145760457Why does Sabonis shut him down so hard though?
>>145760122You're the homosexual who jerks off to Gaytum.
>>145760429The injured 7th seed team that DESTROYED your smelltics.
I hate this fucking general. I hope you all die.
>>145760537yo wtf I didn't do anything?
>>145760537Same
>>145760537Inceltic melting down because Gaytum is such a fucking bitch and nobody respects his faggot ass.
>>145760537cry about it
lol
They always have a melty the day my CeltGODS win KWAB
>Maxeys backIs Philly saved?
Ain't no party like a Diddy party
TateGOD thread BTW
>>145760537this tbqh
>>145760638Hot take but healthy k-porz is top 20
are lebron james and a white dude than can hit threes the greatest nba duo?
>>145760637it's over...
>>145760691>LeGhosting
>>145760537I can’t die
>>145760638>0 mvps>0 fmvps>0 scoring titles>0 Olympic minutes>only 2 career triple doublesWill be completely forgotten 5 years after getting retires.
>>145760721He’s Michael Redd without the shooting ability, wouldn’t be a name in a generation that allowed you to play defense
>>145760637>>145760691LeXing fans wish it was them...
>>145760638Based as fuck
>>145760721Why did he miss all those jumpers
>>145760721He’s already a hall of famer
>>145760721we set the bar lower for gaytum (fmvp/best player on your team) cause we know lightskin niggas are sissies who cant assert themselves
Just realized Tingus Pingus has a ring
>>145760753>x2 finals appearancesWhat were his averages?
>>145760593...Nola chads....
>>145760593Missi Cuckatini
>>145760537>inceltic when no one respects him or his *
i thought garland could have a nice bounceback game tonight after his bad shooting night against the unfortunate very depleted pelicans but appearantly garland is out for the game tonight with groin soreness
even bulgariachad couldnt predict the smellshits winning the most pathetic * of all time and becoming laughingstocks amongst hall of famers/real champions
>>145760062what did joker mean by that shirt
>>145760721inceltic reported this one lmaooo
>>145760818>/pol/cels altering shirts to be racistI guess I'm here for it
>>145760721He's also the leader for basically every state when it comes to playoff stats this decade
jesus christ
>>145760806>real champs You don’t get to decide that, the NBA does.
>>145760849the barbershop/players decided it was an *, woman
>>145760857>barbershop/playersThey have no jurisdiction
>>145760846This the type of lineup to randomly blow out the celtics by 30
>>145760838He doesn't even have a single playoff triple double. Even Jimmy Butler has 3 of them.
>games haven't started 9 mins past tip off time>this is not a rare thing that happenssince this is becoming a white man's sport we're gonna have to make some changes
>>145760868Ring countTatum-1Butler-0
>>145760859its not gender inceltic, you cant just make the rules up as you go along
>>145760429>an injured 8th seed teamThat beat the Celtics
>>145760881Gaytum had as much to do with that * as I did and I live in Wisconsin
>no homo
>>145760881Even Blake Griffin has a few playoff triple doubles. Sad.
looks like lonzo ball and khris middleton are out for this bulls - bucks game
>>145760896that'll be 100k please
Normal people of /nba/ report in. What are we doing tonight fellas?
>>145760919start ur games on time silver u bum there's a reason ur last name isn't gold
>>145760922masturbating
tried to fuck on anniei was on the xannyshe couldn't understand me(yeah)tried to fuck on maddieshe was on the addyi cant be her daddy (yeah)
>>145760922very promising nba night. bulls vs bucks is guaranteed fun, watch the old 76ers superstars against the memphis feisty backups, see how then we get to see the centerless okc face off against the clingan and timelord (i think dominayton is out), suns against knicks could be good but it's still just booker unfortunately and magic vs clippers should be great too, both teams without their main superstar but still putting together wins
>>145760922watching my Pacemates get bootyblasted by the Rockets
>>145760922Watching the cucks vs shitcongo. Probably just will be switching around to whatever games seem good
>>145758852I am not parting with Yak for anything less than what the Shitxers would get for trading Embiitch, ESPECIALLY because Yak has a cheaper contract AND isn't on the bench half the year.
>>145760922bullsies
>>145760922Watching more of my Rockets, what about you Raptiesbro?
>>145760972Switching around between the 76ers/Grizzlies game and Bucks/Bulls
>>145760832>oy vey datz so raysis!!!!
>>145760922I got a girl coming over
Doris Burke loves talking about her young bulls
Thinking about the anons who posted here over the years. Some of them died and none of us know
Wonder if I could've suited up and played for the Pels tonight (I'm 6'3 with a huge cock)
Is Joel Embiid a HOFer?
>I DID IT I POSTED A NO EFFORT REPLY WITH A HECKIN JAKERINO THAT DEPICTS YOU AS UGLY THAT MEANS I WON!/qa/ lost
>>145760922>woke up at noon>sat with mic muted on a work meeting sipping coffee>did some work until 3PM>played Metaphor for a few hours>rubbed one out>hatewatching the Bucks and Pacers for the nightUnbothered, moisturized, in my lane
Lee Goldson.
>>145761020I hope inceltic dies
How the fr*ck do we fix the Bucks?
>>145761020I was at Gowiz's funeral. It was a sad day for /nba/ desu
why is this nigga so fucking zesty
>>145761057I can’t die
>>145761020We need to check on Clips4Lyfe
>>145760721Inceltic fuming over this one.
>Brooklyn just drained a long range near buzzer beater 3 to end the first in front of his familyKino
>>145760721damn inceltic still has no response for this one
>>145761065That's just how the modern NBA is
This you weapschizo? Begging for sympathy and forgiveness?
>>145760753Yeah, in the faggot hall of fame.
>76ers are 2-11wtf happened
inceltic saves his own falseflags, embarrassing he’s taken more ls than his hero
I've seen enough. Trade embitch and wayoff P. Build around young zesty and maxey
>the Shitxers big 3 are all playingUH OH
>>145761099KWAB I feel bad for my dude
>>145761116Pg isn't as good as they thought he'd be, he embiid and maxey have all been injured, and when Embiid has played he's been a shell and is probably not really fit to play
>>145761137*
>>145761144There he is!
>I'm breathing perfectly fine Inceltic.
>>145761147nah not a fan of the heat, anybody with eyes can see you won an *congratulations
>>145761163>anybody with eyes can see you won>congratulationsThanks for your kind words!
>>145761124Was this a falseflag?
>>145761170imagine celebrating beating all injured superstars
>>145761180Superstars such as?
inceltics been reporting posts. couple of the ones calling him out got deleted.
>>145761183humiliating
I believe in the blazers
>>145761206Based
>>145761137You realize you can look up thay filename in the archive and see an Inceltic post right? Easy falseflag.
I’m in the so-called “inceltic” poster’s older brother and feel responsible because I exposed him as to this website at a young age. I don’t post here anymore as I’ve moved on with my life/am raising a family but my brother is in his mid 30s and lives at home due to his autism and is non-binary (not sure if that matters); I’d genuinely appreciate if you guys would do an oldfag a favor and stop bullying him or at least pretend to let him win some of the verbal altercations. I really don’t have the time to console him or step in for him anymore so can you guys at least sometimes say you like the Celtics or that their * counts? Thanks fellas
shixers looks awful
so ty jerome is legit...
Nigga wrote a 1000 word essay
Every game, I understand more and more why that guy hit Kelly Oubre with their car.
Jerome of the cavs has 7 made 3's at halftime
>>145756796Based goat edition
The Shitxers with their full big 3 are losing to the Grizzlies without Morcan't.
>>145761278His 6th and 7th shot are just him pulling up from way deep and letting it fly lolhttps://x.com/NBA/status/1859412053955383804
Eric Gordon has been washed for like 4 years now
>sixers will be giving a lottery pick to OKCHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>145761251Is it true your sister is a coalburner and your dad called Incelic and your other young brother faggots like the troons they are?
>embriick chucking 3s again
>designs the grizz new offense and rotation planshe's gonna be someone's HC in a year or two, Tuomas Iisalo
Bane?
>reggie jackson
>>145761390The pick is top 6 protected by the way before you coom too hard
>inceltic
what really is wrong with Paul George right now
The Bucks are choking again
If the bucks lose this giannis is running
>Paul George being ass Robbed the Sixers.
>>14576149576isters is a shit franchise, everyone who plays for them ends up sucking.
how do we repair the pels?
New>>145761529>>145761529>>145761529>>145761529>>145761529>>145761529
>>145761495He's always been inconsistent. Now that he's old, it's more prominent.
>paul george worse tham tobias harrisHow incredibly ironic
>>145761545why would anyone bother playing hard for team they know has no chance of making the 'offs.
>>145761558He wants a ring
>>145756796It's crazy how many teams were in the mix that year. The Sonics, Jazz, Blazers, Spurs, Suns, Rockets, Knicks, Pacers, Bulls, all those teams won chips or made the finals with a good chance to win. Compare that to like 2016 or something where there was only like 4 teams that were even relevant
here is the real new /nba/>>145761567>>145761567>>145761567>>145761567
>>145761563He can get it next year with Cooper Flagg leading the way if he plays shitty enough
>>145761570Parity is always better. 2017 was Spurs, warriors or cavs. Snoozefest with kd and steph just shitting over everyone else
>>145761600The fact that Jordan dominated in an era of parity is something that goes unappreciated
>>145757878>Jordan has NEVER been guarded by any elite all-time great defender. He always lets Pippen or Rodman guard the best player on the other team Rodman (and all defense team Joe Dumars and the whole team basically) guarded Jordan in 1991 and Bulls swept them on their way to the championship. Gary Payton guarded Jordan some in 1996 finals. https://www.si.com/nba/bulls/old-school/did-gary-paytons-defense-take-a-toll-on-michael-jordan-in-the-1996-nba-finals
>>145760736
>>145758127Ime Udoka is elite. Always has been. JJ stumbled on a team with good players and no offensive identity so it became like art class for him
>run up the score on the worst team in the nba>advance to nba cup because of point differentiallol
who will have more rings when they retire: Butler or Tatum?
>>145763275Tatum with 1
>>145761809>Bad Boy PistonsWashed>Gary PaytonIdiot coach 'conveniently' waited until they went down 0-3 to put their DPOY on Jordan.
