Dirk Kuyt has the weirdest hair I have ever seen. What is this? Cheese spaghetti noodles?
Major amounts of hair gel to cope with being a balding dutch faggot
Early 2000s Dutch male fashion dictated you had to put a lot of hairgel in your hairs. He doesn't have strange hair, he just glued it together.
>>145757137That is a stereotypical Dutch hair cut/.Kuyt looks like a Dutch caricature
>>145757264We did that in the early 2000s, too. Baggy pants and gel up your hair to spikes.
>>145757264It was the same for much of western Europe, 90s in to early 2000s.
This is what he looks like now, he's been through the plastic surgery wringer
>>145757410literally looks like he's wearing fake teeth
>>145757436Aka the Jurgen Klopp
>>145757410>This is what he looks like now, he's been through the plastic surgery wringerStill ugly as fuck>>145757436>literally looks like he's wearing fake teethBecause they ARE fake teeth. This is how his original teeth looked like
>>145757462>>145757447sure i know they are fake but i mean fake teeth as in movies or halloween, like a rubber set clamped onto your real teethi imagine he had actual surgery to replace his teeth and that he doesn't put on his fake teeth every morning
>>145757264>tfw you were doomed because you had curls and couldn't get cool spikes
>>145757137Jimmy Savile vibes
>>145757597iktf
>>145757137it's called being Dutch
>>145758593I have the same curls and I hate it, short hair all the way
>>145758605I have curly hair but it's dark brown so I actually resemble a human being
>>145757410he looks like the happy coomer meme
>>145757410He got that "we gaan" look.
>>145758605my hair was very straight my entire life, recently i buzzed it and it grew back wavy/curly. weird, i like it tho
>>145757137I hated this guy. No skill, no talent, no intelligence, just ran around like a fucking spastic making a nuisance of himself. Would have been Klopp’s favourite player if he came around a little later.
>>145759597u mad @ dirkaldinho lmao
>>145759597That's exactly why I liked him, the dutch James Milner
>>145757597you were born too early, you could've been the broccoli king today
