/hoc/vious: >>145760450
>>145762110>>145762110>>145762110>>145762110>>145762110>>145762110>>145762110
Leafs won.Cope & seethe.
>>145762110What happened to reconciliation?!?
>>145762117
krak
knies broke his pussy :)
Huomenta but the opposite
my hawk tuah clubbiesmy utah gluggiesmy salt lake glazeies
>>145762128ggez kwab
>>145762121Keep feeling fascination
\o/
>>145762127/KRAK/
>>145762134ooooooooo shots fired!!
more like the vegas not to-knights
>>145762141\o/
>>145762145kek
Fuck Gary
Gary knows this was Torontos Stanley Cup
>>145762157yes, please...
WHERE MY KRAKIES AT?????????????
HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY KINGSBROS
The Gare Bear said NO to 9 million shekels
>incorrect lineuplmao
wtf where did Edmonton come from they were barely above the Sharks like a week ago....
who is mcdavid going to hand the cup to first?
just here to drop a bud1
>>145762169Bettman is there to make money for the owners. The owners are'nt making more money if they raise the cap each season, especially with as much as 9 million. Then the owners would have to raise prices on everything else.
abusing this damage buff before they deploy the hotfix
GARY BETTMAN FIRST OF HIS NAME
>>145762178Whoever is on his line in Anaheim
/tv/ can upload .mp4 files now/sp/ webm makers in the mud
>>145762178It's going from McMeme to Drai to Nurse to Skinner. From their two most important players to their two most useless.
>>145762190/sp/ can too bud
>>145762161what does the B stand for?
can i upload an mp3?
>scoreless draw in Seattle
WE'RE GONNA TIE IT UP AND WIN IN OT
>>145762199zyklon
>>145762192Why are you so fucking stupid? Gary will never, EVER let any Canadian team win the cup.
>>145762199>Gary "BlinkingGuy" Bettman
>>145762190on planet retard they upload mbew and 4pm files
>>145762190>>145762197yeah, but what's the point? it's a shit container for small sizes
Good times for a changeSeems the life i've had could make a good man turn bad
>>145762199holocaust
>>145762222checked
>>145762216>BlinkingGuyRapedBitch*FTFY
>go to the room>the happy room>the happy room>go to the happy room
>>145762222how the hell did a retard like you get a reservation at dubsia?
>>145762232therapy room is what you need
>>145762213What's worse, a Canadian team not winning the cup or Toronto winning a cup first?
>>145762213He will in 2036 when the relocated Atlanta team wins it as the Quebec Nordiques.
not jawesome
bacon break >alright, back to posting
>>145762230this
>>145762251did the breakfast burrito you were delivering when you got into your scooter accident have bacon on it?
>>145762250lmao you actually had hope
>>145762250oh well i just hope granny isn't kill
>>145762223this came on while my dad was in the car once kek he was like "interesting song"
>>145762158Imagine Edmonton and Toronto in the Stanley Cup. The seething would be insane, multiple levels. Would Gary allow it?
>>145762261those who go to the room may never come back
San Jose is just a suburb of San Francisco.
>>145762264hell no. even if gary was on an ice planet he would construct an artificial sunbelt
>>145762267Canada is just a suburb of America
>>145762267one-hour freeway drive in California
>>145762213Do you think if in 30 years from now, there still hasn’t been a Stanley Cup with 2 Canadian teams in the finals that people will start to suspect that it’s rigged?
>>145762287nuke this pls
LMAOing the the golden showersFucking shut out by the laffsA dude with the same name as the mofucka that sentenced jesus to death scored on them
Tripping?Interference?Pucks in the corner for 30 full seconds?Elbow to the head that we removed the player over?Not my Starsies.Whoops, stood directly in the way of a Sharks player directly leading to an empty netter, lol lmao rofl sucks to be you.
>>145762280Canada is the nice peaceful suburb and America is the crime ridden ghetto
>>145762264I can't imagine it because it wont happen even if the teams absolutely deserve to be there.The playoffs are business capitalizing strategy and Gary will only allow approved teams to win and no Canadian team is on that list because why would they be? Look at it through his beady little goblin eyes, it makes no sense to him. Gary wakes up in a cold shaky sweat thinking of an Edmonton / Toronto finals.
guess you could say that laffs really had eichel by his little pencil neck lmao
>>145762293that very uncool of you, my dude
America is just a suburb of Canada
>>145762290>>145762290>>145762290>>145762290>>145762290>>145762290>>145762290
that very bud of you, my 1
>>145762303they should have the salary cap normaized for tax differences
Canada and america are not the same but we are bros nonetheless
le fairy air
>>145762290I think that sometime between now and 30 years a new regime will take over the NHL and it will return to leaguewide fairness and the best teams will win the cup not just certain teams in markets the commissioner wants to win. The Golden Age is ending and this spares no goblin.
>>145762290Rigged in the sense that neither Canadian players nor Canadian executives wants to pay Canadian taxes and rather ply their craft in the US in 30 years, then yes
BUSINESS IDEAInternational concern and drive to repeal and formally ban ALL jock taxes so athletes can earn a proper living when they play abroad >make the IOC bend at the knee, Gary
>>145762336bud made you bend at the waist you raped retard
you ever just think that canadian teams are garbage
>>145762347All the time
>>145762347back to r/gary
Have a cold now ):
>>145762354that's awful and you need some soup>and probably a 7up
>>145762354:(wrap a hot towel around head
>>145762347Sure but I'm watching Kraken-Predators
I heard Nashville got a penalty for submitting the wrong lineup to the refs. Lou would never.
>>145762357you need to shut the fuck up
>>145762376true lou only changes one roster spot per season specifically to avoid lineup penalties
for me it's Slave Lake, Alberta legend Nicolas Aubé-Kubel
https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/1859441990770794997
For me it's Dildo Newfoundland
for me it's dildo up my ass
tranada got cancelled
for me it's Bilbo Bagginshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuQbus0xfhk
Try not to contract Krebs.Feel like all the Sabes fans went to sleep.
>>145762429>ballard
>>145762409i fucking hope socanada along with the US will be great poos you gotta go back, you were brought here for the purpose of destroying the native population that built canada and the new generations will not accept that, you gotta go the fuck home
Hey Kongs, dig the fuck in already.
>two scoreless draws
>>145762438bollard
THAT NO CUP STREAK WAS ONLY 32 YEARS OLD YOU SICK BASTARD
>>145762287Fuck San FranciscoFuck OaklandAnd Motherfuck Fremont
>>145762468battille
The Nashville Predators were assessed a bench penalty for having the wrong lineup on the ice.
>>145762354I’ve had the sniffles for a while. Drink some orange juice
Odd Man Rush here, enjoying a nice fat pair of tits while I root for my NY Rangers. Too busy to make more videos sorry chaps.
>>145762485Look at that man dressed as a woman tricking that numale lmao sad
>>145762493>tricking
Krakbros and Kongbros unite (for one night).
>>145762511We don't? Why?
BODY MASSAGE
>>145762516GO
Where the fuck are our flames???
>>145762475>噴在起司上
these games suck
stop all the downloadin'
>>145762539Sweden looks like a droopy dick
>>145762553just like my islanders
>>145762553Benis envy, Canada has no phallic geography protruding.
>>145762528Snoozin' happily As God intented
>>145762564except the big cock that is southern ontario
>>145762564
Does Your Mother still hang out at dockside bars?>Johnny, do you play baseball?
>>145762567oops. wrong board
>>145762564Are you.. sure about that?
Every Canadian is legally required to have Canada X America R34 on his/her harddrive at all times.
>>145762571>>145762570l-lewd《◇_◇》
>leafs save gay geography porn
>>145762553>>145762570>>145762571>>145762576Looks like a pig's dick
>>145762575not according to these Nielsen numbers
>>145762539and finland looks like balls
>>145762588sweden looks like the white guy with tiny shriveled up dick in cuck videos
>>145762588for me, it's Oskarshamn
Ya'll think about male genitalia a lot.
>>145762583No burger has ever taken this image well>>145762576>>145762571>>145762570There's nothing you can about it either, you're eternally fucked by us and thats that.
>>145762611Just wait till your benis gets annexed.
is cuba cum
Just wait till your bud gets 1ed.
>>145762241At least the memes/takes would be inflammatory and fun...imagine how dull it would be if Ottawa broke the drought>no national profile whatsoever>the win would be forgotten in Canada in a month>passing mention on ESPN in the States (would not make national news)>biggest name is Tim Stutzle who only hockey nerds care about>Trudeau appearing at the parade which will inevitably stop at Parliament Hill>CBC will make cringe forced heritage content about ''The Capital of Hockey'' for decades
Can Gary make the call already and get these fuckin games going.
299 bros. it's fucking happening toknight
>>145762626damn i hope ottawa never wins it
>>145762626I'll root for Ottawa then
The Jason Roberston chat is the best chat.
>>145762663is this shannons chat
krak'd
>>145762663your family makes fun of you when you aren't in the room
>>145762702we are his familly and we love him
these games are boring im out
>>145762626what's an ottawa?
>>145762717Can't blame you, I'm about to fall asleep over here. Thread reflects how much nothing is habbening. >>145762721A place where senators live.
>>145762721Capital of canada bud
>>145762711the rare double maybe on planet retard
>Kongs with 5 forwards out on the PP with no success
>>145762730that's not Montreal or at least Toronto?
>scoreless draw
>>145762548Just like my islanders
>>145762739Many countries have the capital in a small city. It's in ottawa to keep quebec and ontario happy
THEY FIXED THE BUG AAAAAAAAAAAA
sigh*unzips*
the referee just did a heil hitler, this is all because of trump
LA has the coolest penalty box attendant
>>145762758oh yea sure... next you're gonna tell me Sydney isn't the capital of Australia.......
>>145762797love that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>145762758>Many countries have the capital in a small cityOnly strange new world countries. In Europe it's almost only the biggest city in the countries that is the capital.
>>145762702Actually my family loves me and they really wanted me in this league (3 of us are in it). Hate to tell you bud but I have it pretty good in life cause I am not the asshole you think I am, and as you have noticed yourself nobody gives a shit about the weebery. >>145762711completely mutual!
>>145762816Um, is this an actual /hoc/ player in a /hoc/ thread or a larp?
only took 45 minutes but they're finally scoring
>>145762838>ayyy lmao
>>145762838knights didn't score at all -_-
>>145762846that sucks bro, even the kraken scored on them
My kings just need more time
Why does Trashville suck crusty dick all of a sudden?
>>145762851they got at least 20 minutes more, maybe some Gary time too
>>145762854>all of a sudden
>>145762803>india>china>switzerland>turkey
>>145762851they need even more time now
>>145762851Andddddd they just got scored one. (ಠ ∩ಠ)
>>145762858wolf hurt their confidence
kek akshully my family said they love me *sniffle*
>trotz: "if this team doesn't get its shit together I'm pressing the rebuild button!">team: doesn't get their shit together 2 weeks later and countingYour move trotz
Byfield fucking sucks.
this has to be it for yzerfraud. 3 points behind the sabres a quarter way into the season. just a season or two ago everybody was shitting on the sabres for being one of the worst run teams in professional sports and somehow the yzerplan has made them look competent. when is this clown getting fired?
My Sharts lost but the Kangz are also losing so I would say today has been net neutral, leaning towards positive.
how to -ACK a predator
>kicks it in>NO THATS A TALENTED MOVE
>>145762889Speaking of Yzerfraud, number 91 Steven Stamkos has been a wet rag tonight. First Preds game I have had the displeasure to watch this season.
Its over for the Kongs, if they can't score there they're not gonna score in this game.
>>145762909the fact i've willingly chose to watch this game is making me think i need to fix my life
>>145762909Just have to get pucks in deep, push the line and make sure they don't mess up.But yeah if they don't score more goals than the other club they will lose.
>>145762911Same, I'm about to check out after this inevitable failled PP.
Imagine trading away Brock FUCKING Faber for shit ass Fiala. Blake is the president of planet retard.
impressed this preds arena has more than a few dozen fans to be honest. shit team, down 2, 3rd period, weekday night
>Assville
>>145762925Down 3>home whiteslmao
gg preds, thanks for the shut-out, hopefully next season will go better for you guys
no harm, no foul
>oh mon dieu!>une baton haute!>zut alors, ou est mon power play?
>high sticking happens>refs miss it>irrefutable evidence on replay>no penaltyExplain this retarded logic to me.
>>145762951Maybe they're getting younger like in Time's Arrow
>>145762925i hope you're watching on mute, desaturated, inverted colors or you might be retarded
>>145762963dem's da rules
have they finally figured out how to play at home?!
>>145762972This season they can't win on the road
Ukko-Pekka bros... we did it
pekka comes up big
My Kings couldn’t buy a goal tonight
no biscuits in the basket
>pacific teams humiliation nightgary literally cannot allow edmonton to end where they belong
>>145762987Nope, just wouldn't go for them. Fiala and Byfield have been pure garbage lately.
Hatefuck Anzu in the locker room tonight.
>>145762951hopefully it wont KEK
>>145763001Dude played with both McDavid and Crosby
don't joke about shit like that jackass
>>145762996I agree with your assessment
>>145762951Stammers a bumShould have taken the TB deal and retire with the team when it was over.
>>145763001https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732169675096080.webm
I feel so fortunate to have lived at the same time as dustin
>only loss since Trump won was from Jew Yorktrying to say something gary?
My dad is forgoing his vacation days because he doesn't know what to do with himself when he isn't at work. I don't get it
>>145762866New world. Switzerland isn't even a real country
>>145763032Sweden is rightfully Denmark territory and you know it
>>145763031stopped loving my dad after I read Dahmer's wikipedia. men are fucked in the head
I was really looking forward to memeing the preds this season but their games are just unwatchable
>>145763042Sorry who is your dad........?
>>145763018One mean Wolf.
Just saw a post comparing Byfield to Yakupov, it's never been more over
>>145763054gary bruce bettman
>>145763064Oh fuck that's really grim. I saw someone else compare him to PLD (also grim).>Outlook: fucked
>>145763070what does the B stand for?
>>145763064>Yakupov's first 199 games: 44G, 94PTS>Byfield's first 199 games: 30G, 97PTS
>>145763077bigboy
My sabres won and my gay thoughts are louder than usual
>>145763075At least Byfield's contract isn't as bad as PLD's, but man now I really wish they drafted Stutzle instead of bylingz
One look at Byfield and you could discern yourself that he wasn't gonna be a good pro hockey player. Kings took an L and they should try and shop him for a decent player and high draft pick before too many people catch on to how ass he is.
>>145763088Yup. Its pain watching Stutzle take off while he remains stagnant. Blake giving up that many assets for Assbois AND signing him to that huge contract before he proved anything may have sunk the franchise.>>145763089I hate to say it but Byfield seemed like a DEI draft pick at the time. That or Blake is a fucking retard, its hard to say.
>>145763077bruce
>>145763094100% DEI brownie points. I hated the pick then I hate the pick now. Maybe he actually thought there was substance there and taking him in the 2nd or 3rd would have been fine but taking him 2nd overall? Yeah reeks of DEI.
>Yeah reeks of DEI.
>>145763089What about Alex Turcotte. He's a bust too.
>>145763055He's the second coming of kipper
>those square foldsKWAB
>>145763109I'm not even close to a chud and I suspect it. >>145763111Another bust, but he got headshotted so much in the AHL because the Kongs don't know how to fucking develop players now that Lombardi is gone.Don't get me started on the fucking Fiala for Faber trade, which is looking like a huge nightmare the further it goes on. Basically traded away another Doughty for some shithead that takes bad penalties.
>>145763118He takes down the basketball flag when his friends come over because they give him a hard time about it
>>145763094The whole PLD circus was awful and I agree it might've fucked the franchise over, at least blake was able to get out of the contract but that was the 2nd albatross contract he had to trade away (the first one being cal petersen) And I agree on Byfield's pick being DEI, just sounds like the Kings were hoping for him to become the black Kopitar or something like that. Obviously it's not working.
>>145763109You do too. >>145763111At $775k I think he is good and able to live up to expectations especially when compared to that $6.5m contract by Byfield.
>>145763121Blake always said he would try to keep the team competitive while Kopitar and Doughty are still around. He didnt want to what for Faber.
>>145763038They can have back Scania anytime they want.
>>145763134>black Kopitar or something like thatYes you could tell that was 100% the plan. Kings lucky Kopitar has been able to sustain himself for this long cause if he couldn't and Byfield outright replaced him The Kings would have been bottom feeders.
>>145763134All I know is Blake, Luc, and Bergevin (retch) need to all be fucking gone by the start of next year. They clearly don't know how to run shit, trade and develop players, or scout correctly. >>145763141Ironically Faber came right out of the gate with a 40ish point, Calder worthy season. But I think you're referring to him staying in college. Either way that's terrible asset management by a GM. Just atrocious.
Imagine of the rags accidentally drafted Alex Laferriere 1st overall in 2020 instead of Alexei Lafreniere.
>>145763094>>145763104I remember hearing that dumb cunt Rachel Doerrie arguing Bustfield should be #1 pick before that draft.
>>145763164>Bustfield at #1top fucking zozzle, almost Daigle worthy.
I been wondering why so many teams still uses the diamond formation for penalty kills even though it can easily scored on?
>>145763064>>145763075>>145763078>>145763088I remember people desperately wanted slaf to be a bust cause habs picked him over wright lmfao
>>145763179Slaf is a bust
shannon is afraid to call byfield a bust because he doesnt want to anger his r*ddit tranny fanbase, but we all know its true.
>>145763172you tell me
Are there any YouTube channels that explain hockey formations?
There is only like 2 hockey formations
just over halfway from 299 to 300
>>145763179Gary told Montreal that they weren't allowed to take Wright. Its obvious. He wanted Seattle to have all these new stars and at the time they thought Wright was gonna be a star right out the gate. https://youtu.be/kLhPUTZB8OQHe so was fucking pissed at this you can feel it.
>>145763202That's pretty cringe
>>1457631954 guys standing there either makes a box or a diamond its not rocket science
>>145763206I feel bad for him he needs a hug
>>145763209What about once you establish the zone with 5 people?What do you think this book could potentially say?https://jhanhky.gumroad.com/l/playbook2023
>>145763222
>>145763184I don't think a bust could pull 50 point in second season and a hat trick >>145763206Other than Habs neither Coyotes or Devils liked his attitude, he was calling himself a generational player and he deserve to be 1 round pick
no, my hockey-related question is still in the queue. answer it before you start your idiosyncratic horse shit
>>145763230But does each team have its own thing going or are there like 3 systems to choose between
>>145763202Fucking cursed post, delete this.
>>145763239We don't accept questions from planet retard anymore
>>145763185true larry said he was shit way back when he was in midgit
>>145763206Wright's been sitting out the last couple of games, and hasn't done shit since the preseason
>>145763222either teams will try to draw dmen out of position to create an passing lane for the cross seam pass or else they will create traffic in front of the net for a clapper they can deflect.
>>145763241There is only so much you can do, that's why a lot of hockey looks the same, but each coach will tweak the meta to get how they want the team to play. That book looks kind of interesting, id be interested to see what each team style looks like
lmao how many times have the Preds been shutout this year?
I'm about to Bustfield.
>>145763261Thanks for the knowledge lads
6th and a case of uncrustables for Crosby take it or leave it
>>145763184this
>>145763263couldn't find it on libgen
>>145763195I too want to know more about how you counter the 1-1-6 formation with the 1-3-5 formation then why you switch over to a 1-2-5 to win over a 0-3-4.
>>145763239not your personal army and insulting the people who you are trying to ask to sure will get you responses..
>>145763289what the fuck am I looking at
>>145763288That sucks. It's obviously self published.
>>145763303Nhl.coms goal visualizer feature
not your personal bud and insulting the people who you are trying to ask to sure will get you 1..
>>145763311you aren't my personal bud for there is but one true bud and you ain't it, bud
>>145763304https://jhanhky.gumroad.com/l/ht2024if you get it, get this one
>>145763317Im not buying that shit
>>145763321ummm yes you are
Im not buding that 1
>>145763322Ill pay for 1/4 of it if /hoc/ chips in the rest. That's 5 dollars from me, and 15 dollars from.the rest of you. I'm sure between the 7 of you, you can come up with 15 dollars to send me.
Just heard the news about JT Miller... guess he was in a dark place... F
>>145763331go fuck yourself
>>145763331Sorry bud I'm broke>>145763337relax
>>145763337You can even read anyways
Sorry bud I'm 1burrito
>>145763331
>>145763351Thanks for buying it for us. You even tipped the guy. We'll be waiting for the pfd upload.
>>145763351For me its 24
>>145763347That's correct, I can. Retard.
i miss the 2000s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aTawFMEbzc
>>145763363Go shill your book somewhere else Han
>>145763367What you say? i cant read
kwab a diddily dabkwab ala dee deekwab a diddily dabkwab ala dee dee
>>145763363y did you say you were gonna buy it and now you pull out?
>>145763372>what you say
When you go faster, you get there quicker.
>>145763362Probably because of no EU tax. The almighty government wants their piece of the cake too, despite it being a fucking pdf file.>>145763361Not buying it. At least not now. Maybe later when my savings are over $110000.
When you go bud, you get there 1.
>>145763387But there is a picture of a book on the order form
>>145763387I have no VAT. Whatever that is
Not buding it. At least not 1. Maybe later when my seizures are over burritos
>>145763395It's the cuck tax
>>145763383Permit me to proffer my most unequivocal and indefatigable certiorari of this matter, predicated upon an incontrovertible and unassailable foundation of veridicality, I never pull out.
Speaking of taxes, Turdeau is going to announce a bunch of free gibs and a pause on GST tomorrow in order to buy back retards votes.
>>145763399You'd have to actually be in first in order to pull out
Permit me to bud my most unequivocal and indefatigable 1 of this Easter, predicated upon an incontrovertible and unassailable rape of bitch, I never 04/17 22.
>>145763399ok cool please upload the pdf somewhere when you get it :)
>>145763407i always in tho
>>145763395Value-added tax.
>>145763410That one is pretty good.
>>145763417Sounds like an import tax
That bud is pretty 1.
>>145763400free gibs to whomst? the brown people?
>>145763400he had my vote regardless but what a win
free 1st to whomst? the bud people?
>>145763425this sucks
>>145763432Everyone. This is the last ditch effort to win people back.
he had my vote regardless bud what a 1
>>145763437Funny guy
>>145763447
rph
about to roll a fat one
about to roll a bud 1
The existential articulation of hyperbolic paradigms in the quantum realm of pseudo-perpendicular structure constructs invariably redefines the chronometric elasticity of a refined abnormality. Meanwhile, an ornithological juxtaposition of such articulation pirouettes infinitely across the kaleidoscopic axis of irrelevant ambiguities, heralding the advent of paradoxical attributes. Ergo, the amalgamation of ephemeral linguistics with kaleidoscopic entropy ultimately begets a crescendo of unquantifiable values.
>>145763470>values.stopped reading right there
>>145763422Yep. But in a normal world there shouldn't be an import tax on a digital file since there are no one who does anything to get you that file who needs to get paid. It's a tax for tax sakes, just to get profits the EU don't need to work for by providing any service.
>>145763463DUDE
>>145763470Your gimmick is shit sam
>>145763400In my country brown people vote for republicans to get other brown people off welfare
My gimmick is answering people's questions from 6 hours ago
>>145763519Thats swedens gimmick
Drunk on a wednesday night and man the fuckin toronto maple leafs won. how about them apples
>>145762178Leon and then Nugent Hopkins
Gary should put a team in Oakand.
>>145763516your tbg is raped bud
My new gimmick is starting the wave
>>145762166Here and READY for the game
>>145763563last time you did that i just spunked all over everyone
my long time gimmick has been making people seethe
got there boys. wagmi
\o/ spunk this
>>145763620Well I guess we cant be good at everything we do
>>145763632
If the average man were to live around 85 years he would have ejaculated around 30L of semen in his lifetime give or take. So thats a ballpark range of around seven to eight 4L jugs of milk. For bud thats about 2 weeks worth.
>>145763641Is that natty?
>>145763641What is that in gallons
>>1457636464 litres is a bit more than a gallon
she did it :)
>>145763334He was caught having an affair with a troon which explains why his wife deleted her insta account
>>145763667what a modern vancouveriteextremely progressive
>>145763673He's from Eastern Palestine
>>145763682okwhere does he live now?
>>145763685I don't know maybe still in hongcouver I guess
