"Double Chin" Cormier edition
fuck y'all
>>145767477Big black cocks Y'all faggots lol get wrecked /NFL/ rules
>y'all
it's out
>>145767492pantoja probably winsgarry gets demolished
>>145767492A decent card that has a chance for stinker fights
>>145767492>>145767489>>145767499>>145767519Stupid gay boys still worshipping fedors cock and gsps balls like a Russian playboy model whore! You aren't gay chuck Liddell, you are just grown men grabbing at each other's body's doing a physical activity most closely resembling gay sex in Austria! Bjj? Morr like BJ gay! Fags/NFL/ out you fucking manlet abortion dumbster babies with excessive amounts of body hair!
>>145767492>Machado
>>145767556even doe i dont like fedor or gsp
HOLY FUCK ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
>>145767568IF I WANTED YOUR OPINION I WOULD GAVE YOU ONE, *PUTS A CIGAR OUT ON YOUR FACE*DONT YOU FUCKING MOVE
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>145767486
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OCGdqqztKBg
why didnt dc cormier do this to jones
heems are all i care about in this life
What did he mean by this?
>>145767612he was heemed one too many times
>>145767556MMA fighters treat football players like battered housewives
>>145767612he cooked
We've been over this. Brendan Schaub is just a figment of your imagination.
OHHHHHHH GANE'S HURT
>>145767492Movie
>>145767660that's not what Dr. Schaub told me
woeful. absolutely woeful
>>145767612It's means you all are bitches kek/NFL/ out
talm bout stitches b, very painful fer sure.
>>145767765worst pain yo life, guarantee
Undefeated Chinese ProspectLone'er Kavanaugh
>>145767764you've said out 3 times now nigga just leave
Daniel "Dark Chud" Cormier
Daniel "Digs into Cement" Cormier
>>145767798You can't do shit lol you all gay lol /NFL/ out
>>145767765Yo lip
chama
>>145767893
>>145767860niggas tryna come out the closet
MISSA SCHAUB
Hows life
>>145767968I'm schaub posting whilst curling out a painful shit, you tell me?
>>145767971One single log with one clean cut b? Been having Schaubs like that for months and I feel like an god.
new asspisshit. fresh and streamy
>>145768013Stuart Austin vs Quemeul Ottoni is the fight to make
>>145768013Outskilled
SOON
I guess it is what it is
So what was the story behind GSP retiring after the Hendricks fight to deal with personal issues?
FACT: Timmy Bussypinall is WINLESS against Brazilians
>>145768013i can't even tell which is him u fucking retard
>>145768116
>>145768118He had fathered two young black children that he wasn't ready to care for. He decided he didn't want them to be decision merchants like himself so he sent them to the care of the most entertaining fighter on the planet. Obviously the decision took its toll on him
>>145768124based retard
Daniel “Dog Care” Cormier
imagine wanting to be a cage fightelol
>>145768146wow you're so smart you can tell which mash of low bitrate looks exactly like tom hang yourself
>>145768166it's actually really easy
>>145768188put a shotgun up your mouth and pull the trigger
>make fun of the schuab>his brother comes out an addictdon't mess big B
Tom Asspainanal lost to a dude half his size lol
Aspinall Derangement Syndrome
>>145768124Kek based aspie
Watching Jones trash a 42 year old Stipe was positively dignified compared to what happened in boxing as Jake Paul limped across the finishing line with Mike Tyson. We can hold our heads high, /heem/brehs, we are the more mature sport, and the more mature fanbase.PISS OUT MY ASS.PISS OUT MY ASS RIGHT ONTO MEGAN'S PLASTIC BRAPSNIFFER
>>145768195now what?
>>145768223When a dude is so deranged he boys Stuart Austin's cumslut
Jailton would put Timmy back on the cuck trolley.
Stuart "Buncha Pixels" Austin
Shugah Schaub Strickland
THE Cody Brundage?THE Paul Craig?THE Val Woodburn?
>>145768217........
I'd honestly forgot about the jailbum meme
>>145767843Hate this doo
>>145768334when is dana going to do something about this early stoppage bullshit
Chandler mopped the floor with smellator and in the ufc he's an absolute piss bum. Food for thought
>>145768235did you pull it
>>145768372He has more losses in Bellator than UFC. There's levels
How many more weeks of ICBM devastation until Ukraine wins the war hohol brohos?
I make him nervous
>>145768387joe is blowing up russia until trump ends the war. just trust the plan bro.
I'm nervous
>>145768396>>145768402
>>145768402Hi nervous how are you
Tomala AssAndAll
Tim Asshole
DOODIE KOVA IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ERIN BLANCHFIELD'S GIRLFRIEND IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145768441Someone end this stupid joke
>wmma
IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/KgWh_xcSAJc
>>145768520>not mma guruwho cares
For me, it's still McGregor vs Alvarez
>>145768441DUDE KOVA LMAO
>>145768599ONEMORERUN
*enters thread*
>>145768308Quemiel was twice Pereira's size in that fight.
>>145768690very dicey b
>>145768308Quemuel was way heavier thougheverbeit
>>145768623kova muna lmfao
What is Chuck upto? Moneyberg.
>>145768717fer sure b
Yancels are in for a rude awakening this weekend.
FIGGY WILL HEEM.
yan getting subbed faster than garbrandt
>>145768771another one? They've already had like 5
>>145768762Thank you Derek Moneyberg
what went wrong?
>>145768845classic Schaub W
nick made his choices, let the G.O.A.T. harass the public in peace
>>145768845canadas fault
>>145768845Meth
I can't remember which one's Nate and which one's Nick
brendan schuab heems brock lesnar
>>145769002>>14>>145768720>>145768690>>145768623>>145768599>>145768454>>145768441>>145768413*SLAP!!! SLAP! SLAP!! BACKHAND! SLAP!!*LATER CHUMPS/NFL/ OUTAND WOMEN ARE SO MUCH TRASH!
>>145768845Why isn't Nate helping out his brother?
>>145769026ok calm down b
yeah, i'm thinking FUCK /heem/
>>145769047nate is in hiding after he drew the ire of Big Brown and i do not blame him for it
HEEM EVERYTHING
>>145768300Sean should shoot more often
>>145768540bedtime mogs guru
>>145769065
Yeah I'm sucking dick call me an MMA watcher
I didn't even realize I was in a split thread. I was burning through S rank material only to see my work deleted. Oh woe!
We dont suck that crap around hear
You got some explaining to do heem
Dick sucking MMA is my favourite youtuber
>>145769332>not Taking it up the ass MMAngmi
I think Sweden is hands down the funniest here, and we have an lot of funny posters.
wat chu mean b
this whole time i just thought /heem/ was finally dying... but like alexander volkanovski you're just never going away are you
>>145769047Nate is a CTE druggie as well only DUDEtards think that smoking 10 blunts a day isn't an addiction
>>145769361this cringe nigga is going to fraud check that khazcuck and people are gonna cry about it for years
>They want heem.com, then we're gonna make it happenSOON
>>145769361That's not Colby.
KYS janny
>>145769413seek help
>>145769380this reminded me of a dude I know that actually says he's addicted to weed with no copium or bullshit denial whatsoever, and claims that "everyone else is addicted to porn or social media anyway, even workaholism is an addiction and nobody minds it"
Wow
>>145769450that's not Colby
>>145769446That's somewhat true tbf, at least 70% of under 25s are fully addicted to social media
>>145769446I'm addicted to heems so you'll never see me throw the first stone, b.
>that's not Colby
>>145769450I noticed this a few months back. If you searched for Colby you would only get results about Garry talking about Colby. MMA media like all media are a bunch of butthurt, left leaning parasites and were salivating at the chance to explain to whatever audience they can lure how a proud cuckold scared the evil MAGA man. >inb4 why were you searching ColbyI search Colby at least twice a week cause I like him and I want to check up on the ole dawg.
We don't post .webm moving picture files here anymore /heem/ is part of the .mp4 revolution
>>145769501actually, its just the ufc trying to push garry. dont be a mark.
>>145767477I remember there was some troll who shat on dcs dead kid and the internet went apeshit on him
Ian Machado Garry is gonna heem Shavkat Rakhmonov
>>145769527You're replying to a self-aware smart mark in the cheap seats young man.
>>145769525close but way off
He's right you know
>>145769501there's barely any media at all that is in any way left leaning, if by "left leaning" you mean liberal then I'll have to break it to you that liberalism is a center-right wing ideologyliberals would love Donald Trump if he was gay or black (they already love Barack "Child murder enjoyer" Obama just for being black), identity politics and autistic over-adherence to rules and protocols are pretty much the only thing differentiating them from the rest of the right wing spectrum
>>145769450LIES.
>>145769550Is it? How so?
>>145769559now that's Colby
>>145769546ShavedCat sipping on that oak-cask kvass, I see.
>>145769558
Ian Machado Garry and Colby Covington are not the same person.
>>145769537
>>145769550Rizin gets btfo whenever they have a cross over card with Bellator and they expect me to believe this little chinky fella has a chance to beat a UFC champion, I don't think so
Would you guys like if ufc had a weapon division (only blunt weapons) where they fight on armor.
>>145769595no, we wouldnt (and i speak for everyone)
>>145769595I would rather not have Ari work his tendrils into yet another form of heemtainment.
>>145769595my fists are weapons I would fight barehanded and naked
https://youtu.be/0RXm_dVtAKc
>>145769566He’s a huge star in nipland
>>145769677so am i you dont hear me bragging about it
kai asakura is the anthony lionheart smith of japan
>>145769566https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ChBkofbLYU
>>145769501Colbytards are truly the biggest victim complex cry babies ever What a deranged nonsense post
>>145769747Blow it out your ass, goof! Colby fighting Belal for the title.
>>145769831OHHHHHHHH
>>145769831Colbitch is retiring after the buck caves his skull in
>>145769736How dare you link me a guru video, fuck you.
>>145769795WEEEEEEEEEM
>>145769897This. We only watch nigga MMA here
>MMAyeah buddy, we dont watch that garbage
Shitkat heems Garry Machado Garry in the firstColby split decisions the buckColby gets the titul sho'
would pay to see Guru lay on and smother Kiiyon Kimura in the cage
Colby is gonna get knocked out dead and won't wake up in like 4 minutes
>>145769999Wasted quads.
garry isnt making past the 2nd
>>145769999Prophetic Quads. Coblys fate is now sealed with this post.
Garry and colby will heem.
Is the nip any good? The one fighting pantoja
garry went life and death with the same bums shavkat finished
>>1457699997th layer of hair
>>145770097manel kape fucked him up once
>>145770100mma math is a mental trap my brother, be careful how you calculate such thingsit is dangerous
>>145769999>4 minutes >gets quadsUhhh colbum bros….should we be scared?
Colby has never heemed
>>145770221he knocked khamzat out oh wait i saw that in the future never mind
>>145770236I think Colby unironically 48-47s Khamzat.
>>145770152Damn so pantoja will kill him
Any Degen Rippers in the thread tonite?
>>145770261Colbussy already has a weak jaw from usman snapping it. Khamzat pops that shit like opening a coke can
Listen...Jon Jones is the greatest to ever do it and probably will always be the best to ever do it and you gotta be out of your MIND to put him at anything but pound for pound number one not just for right now but all time. That's how good Jon Jones is.
>>145770418chills...
>>145767477aspinall bros...
I've seen enough. Gane deserves the next title shot.
>>145770418Outdated meme
>>145770440aspiebros..
Jonis never gonna fight fartspinall. People need to accept this and move on
>hey jon we have a fight offer for you>oh yeah who is it>he's a british fighter, thomas asspenisal>haha very mature hunter call me back when you're ready to talk businesscan't believe this spawned a whole ducking narrative
we all know ankalaev is going to destroy alex pereira, but what about jiri? can ankalev beat jiri?
>>145770563Jerry is mentally cooked im afraid
>>145770495He fears bwc
TKO - Fart Blast
>here's another interim defense for you aspinall.
feed jiri a gigabum so he can gain some confidence back
>>145770563>we all know ankalaev is going to destroy alex pereira
>>145770563pereira is the only one in the ufc who can ever beat jerry
>>145770650Jones literally doesnt believe he’ll win. Utterly cooked
if the UFC record for most interim title defenses isn't great enough of a legacy for Jon to consider a fight I don't anything will convince him
Honestly cope & bds at this point to think that pereddit beats big ankTheres a reason that pereddit is ducking
>>145770722>believing things /heem/ made up
Alright, anon, buckle up, here comes the truth:>"Why is Jon Jones better than Aspinall?"LOL, are you seriously comparing the GOAT, Jon Jones, to Tom "I only fought cans" Aspinall? Let me break it down for you.Legacy: Jon Jones has been wrecking the best competition in the world for over a decade. The dude cleaned out the LHW division multiple times. He’s been fighting guys like Daniel Cormier, Alexander Gustafsson, and Glover Teixeira—guys who are legends in their own right. Aspinall? Lmao, he’s beating mid-tier heavyweights like Curtis Blaydes and Volkov, but that's not the same level. He hasn’t been tested by the elite of the elite.Fight IQ: Jon Jones has an absurd fight IQ. He adapts in real-time like a chess master, and he’s done it for YEARS. Aspinall's great with his hands and his speed, sure, but he’s still raw compared to Jones. Once Jones starts dictating the pace and the range, Aspinall would get exposed. Jon has a complete skill set—striking, wrestling, grappling, clinch game—Aspinall’s got one thing: athleticism. But that’s not enough when you’re up against someone with Jones' experience.The Pressure: Aspinall can look good beating guys who gas out or don't have a clue how to handle his speed. But Jon Jones thrives under pressure. He fights at his best when it’s do-or-die. Aspinall’s not in the same category when it comes to handling high-stakes, 5-round championship-level fights. Jon wants that kind of fight. Aspinall? He’s still finding his feet.The Intangibles: Jones has done it all—from title defenses, rivalries, controversial moments (yeah, yeah, we get it), to facing massive odds. Aspinall’s done nothing on that level. Jon’s fought world-class fighters for years, and he's still at the top. Aspinall's hype train is cute, but it’s still in the "could-be" phase.If you’re saying Aspinall over Jones, you’re just memeing.
what would aspinall *really* do if dana forced him to keep waiting while jones took on pereira and jamawl and lewis for the title though
*wins*
i aint readin that shit
Speak it into existence big ank!
>>145771045This might be the most retardedly confident I've seen a fighter go into a title fight as a challenger in a while I'm kind of scared
>>145771045I think that's Ali speaking
>>145771045Abdelaziz should jump in the cage himself, but he won’t of course
>>145771082Whaaaa?>>145771101He is a bjj black belt. He wouldnt be any worse than a guy like ryan hall
No fighter pisses me off as a person more than Ali. Fucking disgusting spawn of satan that should be hanged in the town square
>>145771169Ali derangement syndrome
>>145771216Haha, so true. But in all seriousness he really should be killed. To be factual
What AI generated simulation of matches would you like to see? Personally, I would like to see GSP vs Khabib?
>>145771045That sounds great but that would require him to fight more than once per year.
>>145771310The Incredible Hulk vs Bugs Bunny
>>145771169Based, i honestly don't believe ali is a human being, he is some sort of skinwalker that learned how to behave human enough to go by but not fully to go unsuspected.
>>145771310You vs a treadmill
>>145771310Dricus "Stillknocks" Du Plessis vs (Prime) Jon "Bones" Jones
>>145771310gsp vs diaz 2
>>145771406You already answered with>>145771358you don’t get to give a second answer
>>145771310Joseph Benavidez vs. Francis Ngannou
>>145771432Listen buddy. And I mean buddy in the sense of "never my fucking buddy". You ever conflate me with that other swede ever again? You won't be biting down on another big mac so long as you live. You'll be biting concrete for as long as you live (approximately 5 seconds after I tan your hide).
>>145771484
>>145771480had to sneak in the girlfriend part because he knows he's a faggot
>>145771480this man should be killed
>>145771484I’m not afraid of you
>>145771484I'm afraid of you
>>145771310Elkins/Mitchell
>>145771544I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lash out
>>145771544I'm not sorry, I'm glad I lashed out
>do we really need to see big melons right before poatan enters the fourth round with a wounded roundtree?
>>145771555I'm not sorry, I'm glad I lashed out
>>145771484This Suede means business.
I will strike
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S ROCKED
Is it “hero position” when youve got a huezillian on your back beating your ass
>>145771689This is hero position
She has eyes to die for
sad that charles became a crotchsniffer
>>145771644kangaroos are much weirder than werewolves and yet when i offer to train people in mixed martial arts gameplans designed for defeating werewolves i'm outcast from society
>Try an imanari roll Tone
>>145771810SAND TONEGIVE ME SOME SAND
>>145771767Damn I didn't know Charles scored 40 strikes that round
>>145771644Fun fact: kangaroos box first to test the strength of the opponent and when they feel confident they use their legs.Since their arms don't really have the strength to be effective at boxing that punch rocked his entire evolution line all the way to the earliest kangaroo ancestor.
>>145768375yeah
Who is the dusty old bones full of green dust of the UFC
pereira vs a geared kangaroo is the real money fight
>>145771868man i don't really care that much now i hope you have a good day
>>145771810He is fat as hell
Kangaroos are so eerie, it’s like a deer head on top of a humanoid body. How do Aussies coexist with all these bizarre creatures?
>>145771810Impossible to wrestlefuck.
>>145771833HE IS GOING FOR A SCHAUB LOOK OUT OOOOOH BEAUTIFUL HAMMER BLOCK RIGHT THERE.
>>145771942Listen, I like Nick's little bro
These fucking sumo wrestlers are so fucking funnyTriple the opponent's weight but never bothered to learn a punch
>>145772126
backpacking should be illegal in mixed martial arts. or at least broken up after 1 minute.
>>145772126oh damn i missed jamahal hills last fight?
>>145772161aargh muh ass
>>145772161mass = fighting ability bros...
So we all agree that Buckley is gonna black colby right
>>145772386do I do not agree to that or that terminology
>>145772386I agree but i dont approve of the terminology
>>145772386The fuck is blacking
MUH RIBS vol. 2
>>145772505giving someone two black eyes
>>145772536Yeah probably then, but Colby will still eek out a 48-47
>>145767492I have a bad feeling Pantoja losing, he's getting old and going to close decisions with cans like Erceg now, Asukura is tall and tarets the body.
how do i download all the content from ufc fight pass
>>145772657camcorder
>>145768013el problema flushed that can btw
>>145772657Idk, maybe gallery-dl
>>145768372Chandler is 6-5 in bellator title fights, even in the b-legues he couldn't dominate, he actually just sucks.
Where did everything go so wrong.
>he is le heckin annoying asshole!!!jon "kwab" jones
MANY MENG
if anthony lionheart smith is allowed in the ufc, all types of animals should be allowed in the ufc
>>145773155Topurria.
I think this is the first proper heem where the guy was out cold, although the first fight with the sumo getting teeth kicked out is a worthy contender
>>145773214Volk neuters this little puppy in the rematch
Disturbing...
>>145773548>>145772126pls keep posting these
SOCIETY
>>145773548To think this was once banned on tv and had to be bought under the counter at sketchy VHS stores in the 90s. Now you can find better fights on tiktok.
>>145773548based scrapbkfc is only thing that emulates this feeling for me
Guys I'm so tired of being a skinny little twig but I can't gain weight.
>>145773707eat at a caloric surplus
>>145773707eat at a caloric deficit
>>145773707eat Calgary
>>145773707start hanging out with Daniel "Deepfried Chicken" Cormier
>>145772968why did he destroy his car on purpose?
>>145773845Marketing
>>145773707eat like a white american woman
Never in my life have i seen a greater concentration of morbidly obese people than in orlando, florida
>>145773614How Dricus looked at this clown in the eyes to let him know he is pathetic during the stare down was that out of a classic
I tanked society.
My wife is 400 lbs.
The cage is there to protect the crowd from ME!!!!
Wish I had a couple more seconds of video before the filesize was a problem, this guy had to be supported by the ref after this he was so gassed. >>145773600I'll keep doing it until I get bored of the sport, but at my own pace.I already only clip the ones that are interesting. Even though the prelim Gracie fight was really good it wasn't a very good clip so I didn't bother, because the file size limit really restricts how much footage you can get without going ham on the jpeging of it.>>145773645It's just so weird because you have this mix of people with black belts in multiple different martial arts who know what they're doing and random sumo wrestlers thrown in there.All with no real rules, so clothes/cage grabbing and hair pulling are effective strategies and it's so low budget and jank fights have broken through the cage twice already. In fact, I think Gracie would've lost in a huge upset if the Jesus guy didn't have a ponytail to grab onto.It's also kino because it's a tourney with multiple fights in one day, the champion has to win three in one night.>>145773707It's extremely difficult, you need to lower the temperature of your home to make you hungry enough to eat more. Around 60% of your caloric expenditure is thermal regulation, so lowering the temps significantly will help you be hungrier, then you get used to eating that much before returning it so you don't spend the calories despite consuming them. Try drinking calories too, they have really dense stuff made specifically to gain weight (often marketed at old people). Even with that all most of the lighter wrestlers (myself included) in high school found it nearly impossible to put on pounds in a shortish period of time.
>>145774202Man I've been drinking mass gainer 2 times a day for almost a week and I've gained maybe 3 lbs?
>>145774279https://youtu.be/raniSkRLa14
>>145774279Gotta add peanutbutter, chocolate milk, eggs >>145774356Yikes
>>145774279Pbj and whole milkEvery hour eat a sandwich and a glass of milkGuaranteed and cheap gains, no need to drink that disgusting slop poison
>>145774699for pre-teen rose
>>145774699for the cunny?
>>145774720
Holy shit, UFC 3 spoilers below (lmao)[spoiler]Crazy that Royce forfeited, absolute madness and that preacher REALLY should've just cut his hair.Also the way they just pull in alternates because people are too beat up is funny, a fucking meme ninjitsu alternate just shows up in the finals to win.[/spoiler]
>>145774793
>UFC Macaco >Figgy headlining >mfw
>>145774794They were all rigged heavy
>>145774279just eat real food man how hard can it be
>>145774808goddamn magny sucks
Nate Diaz teases boxing return in chilling post just days after Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson
>>145774943Guess you softened Prime Magny for him? Guess who fought Prime Magny, Magny when he waws jacked AND still 6'3 with 80 fucking reach.
Prates is essentially just pre-AIDS Ponzi
>>145774986>t. neil magny
>>145774720Hey how many chinamen has Usman lost to?
what happened to the kraus investigation?
>>145775197we dont talk about that any more
pretty retarded that fighters can't even bet on themselves winning
nu-boy stableruffy sharaIliagarciajdm
>jdm
If you don't boy Marcus McGhee you don't belong here
blood diamond
im not afraid to unboy a fighter
the champ is here*improv beatbox*the champ is here*more beatbox*the champ is here
Thank you for my introduction Brazil, I'll take it from here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnLNDuKya04They should play this whenever a brazilian gets a finish
Rooster Dance!Rooster Dance!!
i've been weeping for hours. i just want anik back.
>>145775394would you unboy Loopy?
What your GOAT says about you>Fedorboomer who hates Dana White>DJcontrarian hipster>Joncasual fan who fallows the narrative / boomer who think shogun and rampage are great wins>GSPsoftie who thinks being nice is a criteria>Aldowannabe analyst who jerks himself off to footwork>Silvaboomer who doesn't hate Dana as much>insert current championNew fan or MMAth expert
my boys > your boys
So the card is on Saturday instead of Sunday? Or am it retarded?
>>145775587it's in 2 bongs
>>145775587Yes, but you're retarded too.
>>145775587Starts at 9AM on Saturday for us.
chills...
>>145768300>wins belt based on arbitrary judgment >loses belt based on arbitrary judgment Is this irony?
Shartria Poopita Menstralupe 'Poopy' Gopeenez-Fartzalez
>>145768300Just how fucking GREAT is Merab?
>>145775648I would simply hand the mic to the ref
you guys don't understand sean o'malley is a superstar the next conor mcgregor
>>145775687That why Bruce Buffer gets paid the big bucks amigo
>>145768300many were saying sugar schaub's striking would get exposed in this fight. but instead it only confirmed that he's the goat.
>>145775805Remember when that guy from fighting needs was supposed to be the 'next conor" and got out classed by a short notice out of shape tomato can from another weight class? I found it very irritating how they never went off script while that dogs hit fight played out in real time.
>>145775805he is, for better and for worse
this nigga name loner kek
Llontop is a young world class cutbaby who has never been heemed and allegedly weighed 205 lbs in cage. Ruffy will heem the next one.
heem sucks
it's over
Why is Yan a heavy favorite?
>>145776235it's Petr freaking Yan
>>145776235Figgy is a 37 years old flyweight who just had competitive fights with Shito Vera and Cody Garbage
>>145776278Yan is 1-3 in his last 4 with a decision win against Dong, he can't wrestle and he's about to face a jiu jitsu beast with good wrestling.
>>145776278Who has raped Chito like he did? At least Figgy finishes fights unlike can.
>>145776235yancels are as flushed as he is
>>145776317Nvm I thought he finished Chito but it was still a good showing on the feet against a striker.
Wonderful thread
>>145767660I've watched Gringo Papi twice. Once by myself, once with my hot girlfriend. Schaub is not a pigment of my imachination, b.
Holy fuck bros I only wanted to get a little high but I'm trippin dick on god rn, possibly even too high even according to those who believe in such a thing. Its entirely possibly somebody put drugs these drugs I bought.
>>145776412Oh sneed you are such a hoot
>>145776412
Shut up Finland, now tell me something I don't know. This place literally goes to shit when I'm away, I don't even fully understand the direct mechanisms as to why.
Ganescholars are heavily favoring Petr Yan. Bonescels are liking Figueiredo’s chances. This is all you need to know.
>>145776465I dreaded this day since before Figgy even moved to Bantam. Please Dana, no more boy on boy violence.
>>145776461Oh sneed you lovable rapscallion, just ride it out you'll be fine take it easy and enjoy the new Gooby quotables >athletic, physical and it was prolonged>fully consensual, in the missionary position>that I could see, what I could feel, no discussion of a tampon
>>145776508>>145776508>>145776508Did you happen to notice that the moon was totally out and on full the entire day today from 7am onward to now? So what's up with that shit huh? Moon sure has been feeling itself lately type of shit NEVER used to fly when I was younger now suddenly feels like more often than not we get billy bad-ass moon overe here just doing whatever no rules shit.
gordon ryan vs ciryl gane submission grappling palooza
We on fucking Riyhad Season Presents: MoonBut for real part attention, the moon isn't even following any kind ot pattern. All day, all night. Half days half nights. Days no nights, even. Hell the only thing your be hard pressrd to document is a full 30ay moon pattern with an on-time and normal full and new moon pattern ad predicted. It's total celestial-anarchy out here and I'm just gonna sit around like a fuckinn dunce and pretend I don't be noticing shit.
>>145776666Haven't seen the mewn in like 4 days we're heemed by snow
>>145775648you think you're special...
just realized UFC fights are on in 30 minutes.
The fucking moon you guys. Just totally up and our there plain as day because it was. And now that's just not even worth mentioning huh, it's just out all day you know because what the entire fuckint orbit has changed drastically? Ok but how the fuck is it STILL out all night also? Did China lose their moon privileges or something what the fuck are doing over there while the moon is just chilling over Florida for 24 hours straight?But I mean this sincerely just make sure you keep an eye out for this. I dont wanna see YOU fucki guys getting caught out all clueless. You sure don't wanna be the LAST guy to find out about whatever the fuck
Stricklel should be cut
Jan Strikkland
>>145776986What's with the culture of smacking a guy obviously out like that?Was there a famous match where the guy backed off and didn't get a KO called or something?Or are they all just retarded apes who WANT to kill the other guy?
Crazy that khabib chudded out over the ring girls. Chills.
>>145777005curious fact about chander, he pulls that super necessary final blow.
>>145777005its heem or be heemed out there b
>>145777005the webm doesn't have sound obviously but with audio you can hear herzog scream "finish him volkan"
I often wonder if khabib loses sleep over the fact he's led a generation of young dagestanis away from noble pursuits of Olympic greatness in exchange for getting heemed for 12k surrounded by gambling and scantily clad women. The pied piper of haram pursuits. Allah will be most displeased
>>14577718012k is red hijab night in Dagestan
>>145767723>First example already in a clinch, no context how he got there>Second example, ducked under a punch. He waited for the perfect time to takedown, as his opponent cannot sprawl from this position>Fourth example, faked a punch to do the takedownThat nigger isn't actually wrong, if they expect the takedown, they will sprawl. What makes a good wrestler in MMA is to set up the opportunities to take down.
