actually good thread
Beau has never lost a round
terrible threadterrible ufc athlete
was derrick minner sent to prison or what?
>>145968695State your credentials.>average high school wrestler>won a single varsity tournament>placed at regional twice then got fucked up at state>recruited by multiple d3 programs just because they were desperate for a 125 wrestler>become bjj purple belt>get leg torn apart in training>retire from any sort of training and just run on the weekends
>>145968968Black belt in fucking your mom
Ryan garcia interview before he gets heemed by a niphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0o9BuS-KXQ
>>145968968Similar>made state (California) in wrestling but got destroyed >green belt in karate>got my elbow broken being thrown in wrestling>never played a contact sport again>gained 15 pounds and don't exercise anymore
>Shout out to our sponsor Wingstop. In the words of former Light Heavyweight champion Jamahal Hill, "Wingstop hitting me, nigga, Herb he stepped on my toe!
>>145968968>watch mma>"wow that shit is awesome">jab trees until blood draws>gain resistance to blunt force trauma
Kind of a premature call by McCarthy here. Goodridge was being out struck early and took it to the ground on purpose. His opponent wasn't out or anything, took these two like a champ and was moving and could've started another scramble or escaped.
>>145969033>made state (California) in wrestling but got destroyed I was also a California wrestler. I fucking hate the single state system since I can't get the participation medal of being a bum that placed at states. I've beaten state champs from Arizona and destroyed state placers from Utah and Nevada but they get to say they did well at states since they have like 6 state tournaments.
>>145969026apparently none of them even showed up to the press conference
>>145969078It totally depends on where you are to even get to state too. The only reason I made state was because I'm from a weak (low population) region. If I grew up near LA or something I never would've gotten that far.
bapa dont preach im in love again
>>145969083Who’s “none of them”
>>145969122I fucking hate those divisions. I was in SD so I had a more competitive division and had to face fucking Poway kids every fucking month and end up on their highlight reels
>>145968695>UFC Champion Alex Pereira Goes Sneaker Shopping With Complexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcumMZ_Kj2I
>>145969078I've got access to the CSWR, give me a name of 2 opponents in the span of 4 years who you've faced or have been in the brackets. You know that's not enough to doxx you, but it's enough for me to see that there are at least 2 real people and you aren't lying. I'll wait.
>>145969171saw some clips on xitter already and it looked extremely awkward
How wet was she..
>>145969204It was fine, just Poatan talking in Portuguese, cut, the dude then asking in English, cut, etc. Its fine.
>>145968695Bo "H.P. Lovecraft's Cat" Nickal
Poatan with new shoes, he loves the High Old Skool's, self admitted.. not sure he likes high, i liked High's too when I was like 12-13, but Lows are much better, just look better.
bapa dont sleep im finna heem my meng
>>145968968Yagyu shinkage ryu and yagyu shingan ryu trainee.
The Champ
>>145969201It's prob just the training camp schizo who used to make up elaborate mma sparring stories. He would just use terms commentators use that no one in a gym would ever say. Best to let it go b.
these are pretty sick for just $173
Georges.
>>145969411i spend that on a haircut, step it up b
>>145969411the little ripples make them look gay, the little rhinestones are gay af. All black forces look better and cheaper, Black but with Orange sole forces are better and cheaper I think.
>sticks a PED covered finger in your eye
This GSP kid lacked combination punching
>>145969411they honestly look like walmart shoes b.
>>145969472I was very surprised that he didn't foul a single time against stipe.I thought since the 12-6 elbows are now legal he would sneak a couple to the back of the head but he fought completely fair and square.
>>145969472Literally not idea why Herb Dean didnt warn this clown for splaying his fucking fingers in Stipe's face everytime Stipe connected and he ran away
>>145969474>Heh needs to throw some more combos and throw in some le kicksShut the fuck up bisbong. Not eveyone needs to throw more combos and end with a kick.
>>145969539GSP needs to get comfortable in the pocket
>>145968968My co worker has that same faggy straight edge tat on his stomach
>>145969426the haircut
>>145969515He was trying really hard to poke him in the eyes
lmao what the fuck
>>145969576Come one b, you think jon jones would just try? Lol
>>145969438its not ripples its like scales
>>145969567whats yo job
>>145969569Gonna be honest did not expect Dricus to have a shirt on.
>>145969515He only threw one at Hamil because he was tired from throwing so many normal (3-9?) elbows. There were quite a few 12-6 elbows at the last PFL card because it was all championship fights. Even the ones thrown in half guard and mount didn't do shit compared to when they threw normal elbows. I think it was just a dumb thing to have banned in the first place. No 12-6 is gonna do the amount of damage a fully torqued Blaydes vs Reem elbow can do.
>>145969595forgot pic
>>145969539Bisping says this anytime a fighter is losing a fight. If they would just throw some combos and kick then they would be winning.
>>145969612these are ass im sorry, looks like a ninja turtles villain
>>145969569Putting gel in it is kinda faggy should just do natty look
Schaub's member is none of your business
this would have been one of the best cards of the year if they added a better main event and the flyweight title fight was the comain event.
>>145969612woah those are cool
>>145968994same but my own mom
>>145969612Dude these are sketcher tier cringe
>>145969612>yooo m' sneakus is fider b
>>145969638>evloev vs aljo stuck in the middle of the prelimsdana doesn't want the world to know about the greatest decisionator of our time
>>145969638Blame UsmanIt was supposed to be Shavkat vs Usman for the interim but Usman pulled out after accepting the fight
>>145969612>>145969650Exactly. They literally look like cheap $10 walmart sketchers.
>>145969612They look embarrassingly bad but if you're the chang leaf, no one will make fun of you. They'll look laughable but no one will say anything.
Megan Anderson won a fight by eyepoking Cat Zingano with her toe
There is nothing Dana hates more than former championsHe ALWAYS gives them hard as fuck fights on short notice or shunts them off to prelim duties He only treats projects who become champions well after they lose their belts
Ilia has delivered Conor a black rose iykyk
>>145969638>NOPE NOPE. This is what you guys said you wanted. "Dana didn't promote DJ enough" "Dana hates flyweights" "Dana didn't let DJ headline enough" This is what you wanted kid. This is the bead you made now lie in it.
>This is the bead
>>145969638Choi/Landwehr is low key FOTY
I'm the gameI'm the playerI'm the refI'm everything I'm Joshua Van
>>145969638At least 2 fake fights there minimum
This shit is SOURDOUGH bread
>>145969749No this is Patrick xD
>>145969741choi can't take a shot anymore he'll just get put out when he tries to brawl
Leech retired?
>>145969569>sit with a bib on for 4 years while a man strokes your head and gives you a perfect skin fade>grows back in 2 daysmoney well spent
>>145969720It's the type of bed that the saying was derived from. How stupid do you feel right now?
>>145969772Are you shocked
>>145969782no the other leech
>>145969705Fighters are expected to fight? Breaking news at 11
>>145969772No he didn't
Usman should've just fought. Malteser head faggot
>>145969638Ironic thing is that a guy on the early prelims will make more than everyone else on the card kek
>>145969778You do it when you have a big day or need to leave an impression/close a deal/negotiate. Looks maxing can edge out a decision in a game of inches if need be b.
Dana is giving Asakura the rub just so he can make other promotions look as illegitimate as possible. Pantoja is going to take this dude down and hold him on the floor until the end of the round and he's gonna do it 5 times with Asakura being completely puzzled as to how to get back up.
>>145969638>2024>guidaKino is back on the menu boys
>>145969815Aljo makes more than Weidman by a hundred thousand
Another case of the worse fighter winning because of a significant weight advantage I think. I'm also curious as to when the fighters start getting drug tested because this guy is geared to the fucking teeth
>>145969818>look as illegitimate as possible.The guy who runs Rizin is actually good friends with Dana. Rizin and UFC have maintained mostly good relations unlike the UFC and Bellator. I think Dana just assumes Asakura is an actually good fightee
>>145968968>often drives by an MMA gym>tell myself "I could go there some day">never do
>>145969841Not until the 2010's. And even then there was a period when a fighter could get allowed to take TRT by a doctor and many guys would blast anabolics to where certain natural levels appeared low enough that the doctor would prescribe the TRT (on top of their secret stack that they were sneaking in)
>>145969788Yeah he did.
>>145969867That's fucking great honestly, at least when they start fighting each other
>>145969852Kai is a win win. If he wins, Japan has a champion. If he loses, we get a fun fighter and another win for Pantoja, who needs opponents. I actually think the UFC want Pantoja to surpass DJ. He fights whenever they want, he doesn't want to go to Bantamweight, and if he keeps beating even the same guys over and over, they have another DJ GSP type guy with a big record. Kind like jones.
>>145969878Fight Conor again coward
>>145969852I know rizin Daner and I know what he and Daner get down to, but they're still competitors and Dana's goal is to prove the competition is non existent. Asakura is good (as a bantamweight) but he's fighting the most durable fighter with fuck-you wrestling comparable to Khabib. He'll get victim'd then move to 135 to fight O'Malley.
>>145969891>he doesn't want to go to Bantamweighthe wanted to move up and fight omalley but then the cuck got annihilated by merab
>>145969878Where is that? That a beautiful building in the background.
UFC is trash the only tolerable champion was O'Malley.Nobody from the new era is cool or relatable.O'Malley will do meme boxing after going 1-3 against wrestlers and when that happens the UFC is dead.
>>145969612autism tier
>>145969931red square
the retards of pfl were like duuude what if mma was like college sports
Do you guys like when I make WEBMs and share with you guys?
>>145969960omalley plays cod on stream to a literal hundred people
>>145969982depends what they're of
>>145969986
reyes fucking won bros, it's not fair
>>145969972
>no wmma on 310 at allHOLY BASED
>>145970099when am i supposed to go piss
>>145970115the gane fight
GDS
Why cant you fucking incel nazi chuds just admit that this "sport" is a barbaric mockery of professional athletics and should be banned.
>>145970020is that game any good or were people just shilling it to dunk on trannies?
>>145970221no idea, i dont play games, especially not no "harry pooter" ahh games
>>145970221it's okayish if you like running around doing random shit
Kai ASSakuragetting dominatedhttps://youtu.be/JOahU1hSTyY
*THE* Prime STYLE BENDER?
DDP got NO CHILL
>>145970251>>145970256Crazy to think Zatdaddy dusts and flushes this bum in 1 round.
Ankle Picks work.
crazy to remember that steve ersex died on that dpp pissy card
Anyone have the clip of Till feinting this counter hook out of Dricus and making him look like a retard? Like he completely Whiffs on Till
Luque choking tf outta some bum
>>145970243where the fuck is vettori?
>>145970293got heemed tp death by brendan allen in a casino
>>145970099When is this coquette going to start an OF
>>145970293got an arm injury and sugery
Come here rude boy randy brown, can you get it up?Come here rude boy, randy brown, is you big enough?
Dana is probably losing 50k a hand with the nelk goys right now.
>>145970481he has to be up $0 total right? in the long run the wins/losses have to cancel.
niggers
>>145969841>He has access to the CSWR... Dumbit b.
>>145970596 meant for >>145969201 CODE RED MIS(YOU)
>>145970596Schwab has that look on him b
Its over for dubussy
>>145970651imagine the staph
>>145970682Wtf is that real
>>145970651what do you call a group of brazzas?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXbKOs2cozUWho cares you fucking bastard? Who cares? Nobody cares!
>>145970376>funding successfulshe's not
>>145970710You're a faggot bro kys already
>>145970660dont share towels and you wont get staph
>>145970710slop food truck thumbs up girl?
>>145970682its been a while since I ate fried chicken
>>145970703In public or private b?
>>145970710Cole brutally friendzoned there for all to see jfc what a merciless wench
>>145970682sovl
What if there was a Chinese time traveller in the UFC
>>145970596>mista shab, this be wose pain yo rife
>>145970878And with that, I've won /heem/, cleared out the division and am the last man standing. And the last man standing is the first to make history. I hereby relinquish the title, undefeated, legacy intact.
Yeah
psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation
>shaubcat has more finishes than merab, belul, and evloev combined
>>145970910I love the smashing pumpkins
>>145970913He also has shoes
>>145970910
>>145970915me too, the best armenian band>>145970936lol
>>145970910Harro harroooo wirr i srideWerr sepalate my sideI don, I don berieve is badSrittin' my twoat, is arr I eveh
the ideal outcome for this fight is pantoja running through asakura, getting some kind of injury that requires him to take 6 months off, and then getting the Kai vs Kai #1 contender/interim title match
Schaub is a better shitposter than any of yous. Imagine organically coining the term 'Zatdaddy' whilst amped up on stimulants.
>>145970981fuck you nigga fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>145970981meds, now
So it's pretty much a given that Conor wins KWABotY are we not in consensus
>>145971189not after CANor orders her beheaded
>>145970892>getting a 300 over a 70 seriesanother story loss, is it even possible for volk to get more flushed at this point?
>>145971231Sometimes a cigar is phallic symbolism
can trump pardon gooby?
>>145971279He's about to lose the number 1 UFC fighter cooking channel to Marcus too
>>145970251goddard tells dricus to get up for the first time at 4:22 and dricus is standing by 4:21, you can confirm with the audio. big dric was just making sure this was an official stand up and not reliant on jizzy's honor or lack thereof.
>ywn get nice and flowy with Dee
>>145971422I got your "Dee" right here *zip*
>>145971422Is she ok?
>>145969638Why does UFC call their titles 'world' championshipsLike world as opposed to what
>>145971436as opposed to local championship i guess
>>145971324And risk losing the Khabib demo I doubt it, Vince McMahon and Cain Velasquez though
>>145971435She's chinese b cinese in your part of town
>>145971324no but there's a good chance we're getting war machine back
>>145971436>He doesn't know about the Knowlsey UFC Regional Champ
>>145971476No I've heard of Tom before
>>145971498Tim Kennedy shot a child, he's a fucking patriot
>>145971498Spec ops and the public who worship them are so cringe Arent the navy seals are known to be egoistic retards that actually shits the bed a lot in actual combatThey just light infantry with better gear trained for some special missions ́not Rambos/Snake/Drake one man army type of shit
>>145971422That little bitch that knocked her out is the cutest UFC fighter ever.I hope she improves and works her way up the division.
lovely bacon sandwich for lunch todayabdulmanap nurmagomedov is burning in jahannam
>>145971498Tim Kennedy's a patriot, his favorite beer even says so
>>145971422sheem sreepy
>>145971568clozzy snapped
>>145971644do you stalk this guy or something you're obsessed with Finland
>>145971656He literally looks up the Finnish flag in the archives b it's beyond saving
>>145971563It's a bit too convenient Dr Shi Ming sheemed a woman into the hospital I doubt it's the last we're seeing of her
finland and pakistan are athletically and ideologically the same country
Is this really fight week? Feels like there's zero hype.
shavkat? more like shavcut this bum from the ufc
No hype because we're all still recovering from McGee's unreal performance
Randy? Randy will heem dat boi bombaclaat
tom aspinall just said volkov lied to the ufc about being 6'7 when he's really 6'9
Jon is a fan of Craig's BJJ
>>145971817It would make sense. Volkov didn't look THAT much shorter than Struve when they fought
Bo Ni
>>145971817The Ja Rule of mma
>>145971851Shut the fuck up
>>145971824Paul Craig "Jon" Jones
>>145971817He meant 6.9" inches. that's the measurements of the volcock that aspisstranny sucked in a lgbtq+ nightclub
Bo Ni Kal is my favorite Choinese fighter
Conor should lean into the rape thing. Post reworked old quotes >I'd like to ask for consent...FROM ABSOLUTELY NOBODY!>I have decided to rape again. Thanks for the pussy. Catch ya's later. >WHO DA FOOK IS THAT GUY?! (pointing at security footage)
>>145971874*squares up*
In 2022, Tom Aspinall defeated Alexander Volkov via submission by straight armbar at 3:45 of the very first round.
>>145971940>sniffs and sucks THE VolCOCK because she's shitting her panties of striking
>>145971924Based>>145971940Cringe
Heavyweight should not have a weight limit. Brock shouldve been able to fight at his natural weight around 300lbs not have to cut down to 265
SNIFFS the VolCOCK
>>145971924Gane has regressed. He reportedly walks the river Seine in an adult diaper ask for free FUT coins
>>145971924Volkov has found a new level of confidence and that can do a lot for a fighter.
Ellie Bisping has found a new level of love with Herb and that can do a lot for a daughter.
>>145972050shut up you freak
What happened in Bulgaria stays in Bulgaria
Goddam Kay Hansen's free footpage is legit one of the best out thereyeah I know I'm a degenerate
>>145972085
Please consult the chart.
>>145972136we love this dude
>shavkat was offered pratesThey have to make edwards vs prates
*drinks before fighting for the UFC title*
if the polar bear couldn't solve the gane puzzle i don't know what hope volkov has
>>145972231He's posing for a social media picture
Kai told Nina he can sustain a 5 day erection. Pantojabros I'm nervous
Daniel "The Bear Jew" Craig
>>145972264That’s not what he said
What is the single best decision the UFC top brass have ever made?
>"ciryl have you ever had turkey before?">"never."chills
>>145972284
what are these fighters doing with their time with their grappling never progressing an inch their entire career
>>145972287look at this absolute gumbeen, you can see the retardation in his face, gormless
>>145972310Turn your phone on
gane is still undefeated, in the eyes of many
>>145972207
>>145972327State of the bloke.
>>145972264Only around black women though, so Pantoja will be fine
>>145972327I wonder how deep and wide his belly button hole is
https://youtu.be/EGktqW1X4bc?si=odPiTjHy1gl1qD4a
>>145972331All the shit he had to do during the Jon Jones fight week of all things, I genuinely think it's some sort of humiliation ritual
>Aye, lads. I'm the real HW champ
>>145972339Good morning Ms. Xneed
>>145972343Oh for sure b
>>14597234433 year old man hanging out with streamers, getting a zoomer mop and fake veneers. Depressing
Ew it replied to me, yuck
>>145972356You're going to need a shower to get the coconut oil and turmeric off your skin b
>>145972352You're nearly 40 and post here for 12 hours every day
Nobody targets the back of the head and groin like Ciryl. Nobody.
>>145972372
>>145972372My teeth have never looked like tombstones my hair is very nice and I dress my age thoughever
That's right Finland don't take any shit from this disabled zilch freak. *hawk tuah* spit on spammy
>>145972368Madame needs a shower for xer necrotising skin covered in flesh eating bacteria and scabies.
>that freak is ugly that freak is fucking disabled-get the ugly disabled freak out of my face- get that ugly disabled freak away from me now- right now!! I dont wanna look at his garbled up obese bloated body or his rancid disabled atrophy legs! I dont wanna LOOK at him!
Has sneed been sharing his disposable vape tricks with Nick Diaz?
>>145972408>hisXer*CHUD
You can always tell when he's cooked because he goes silent trying to think of something to sound less revved kek
It's fucking 10am guys
I know, I'm only up at this ungodly hour of the morning cuz I'm driving my mother to the airport.
>>14597242617.15 per my portable device
>>145972426> 10amNope
>>145972438>>145972444Satellite state consensus
>>145972444I didn't know we share the same timezone b
belal fight week
This is a disgusting blood sport and should be illegal. Micheal Bisping lost an eye to this sport. He'll never have that eye again.
>>145972426yup
>kai asakura>kai kara francethere's something going on here man
>>145972492He's holding it right there though
>>145972469It has always been this way, finbro
>>145972444You’re my vassal so you’re on my time
>>145972495Kai Asakara France
>>145972495kai Kara isn't even french b
>>145972510> You’re my vassalI don’t mind, but it’s already too dark for 10 am
>>145972523Should be Kai Kara Kiwi
>>145972539actually it should be Kai Kara Krap
>>145972560Kai Kara Ack
Kai Kara Snap
Kai Kara-France is the UFC flyweight champion and you will show him the respect he’s due.
>>145972609I heard he cant ride the ferris wheel at the carnival, peach of a flyweight.
>>145972609Ersex lost
>>145972643To Kai Kara-France
>>145972664It turns out training with literal children doesn't help you come fight night
alright guys. ive got ulcerative colitis like my man GSP had. been fighting it for 14 years, but it's bad today. starting my 4 day fast like he did to cure it, wish me luck.wish he would talk more about this. really strange someone so athletic like him would get such an issue.
>>145972673Even if he is fighting literal children?
>>145972697MMA gods don't like mocking
>>145972697Imagine what would have happened if Kai made it across that cage
Is Kai Cenat fighting?
>>145972827No, iShowSneed fought Dan Hooker
>>145972827>>145972844Lmao ofc the bongs know about hap streamers jfc
https://x.com/bullyb170/status/1863948544027111556
>>145972469>>145972505
Ray Borg will be returning to face Alexandro Pantoja for the title.
Kai Kara-Kamaka III
These AI titties are getting crazy
>>145972426Shows you that heemers are all about that life b
>>145972997
I'm not about that life
>>145973148I'm going to need some more material before I draw any conclusions
Postpartum dern was a different beast
herb dean fault
usman has little balls
I challenge you to name both of these UFC fighters without looking anything up
>>145973467Park Jun YongDarren Till
>>145973467Preston parsley and orban the gangster
>>145973467Tim Stevens and Jedediah Hawkins, of course.
Peyton Presley vs New Mansa
>>145973531Kai Asakura did this to that guy btw
>>145973575he turned him into a skeleton?
>>145973575THE that guy?
>>145973148i want dern to findom me that's it thats the post
"The Fight."
>>145971924No he has not. Easy win for Gane.
Currently beating the shit out of scotland in women's footie
>>145973634https://youtu.be/6QE-KfhG6BQ
>>145972697Moreno never recovered from this. He won, but he never revobered.
>>145973531Sasaki had some fun fights.
>>145973734he just put on his best performance to date
>>145973774THE Amir Albazi? I haven't even watched that fight yet so it doesn't count.
>>145973714Why blud retire from doing bg?
Name my band, /heem/.
>>145973814The Masters and The Slave
>>1459738143 non champions
>>145972331Daniel cannot say no!
>>145973823Buck status?
>>145973148Dern has some of the biggest naturals to ever step foot in the octagon. no need for AI
>>145973467Looks like a remake of The Odd Couple
ew stinky
>>145973814The faggots
>>145973164Psycho hungry gooby with rapist gooby strength would be unstoppable.
>>145973814JAKE PAUL- JON JONES DISS TRACK (Official Music Video)
>>145973860>naturalsCome on b
>>145973467They are.....uuuuh...i.....uhm
>>145973908way to expose y'self b
>>145973926There isn't a huezilla on earth that isn't touched up if you will trust me daddy oh I watch futevolei
/heem/ BTFO
>>145973908sad that you must have missed out on the entire Thickenzie era. Big Mack was the best slam pig in the history of MMA before she started taking training seriously and got shredded
>>145973860>Dern has some of the biggest naturals to ever step foot in the octagon.Genuinely depressing, god wmma is so disgusting.
>>145973962Luke bases his entire existence off not being me which is a roundabout way of being my bitch.
>>145973968whatever you say b
>>145973978Caring about being in the top ten absolutely destroys bitches.
>>145973967Nice webm b you wouldn't happen to have any more at hand for research purposes seems I have a lot to catch up on
pee yew yuck stinky stinky
>>145973978>whatever you say bIndeed.
>>145973998id have to open up my arhived heem folder for the good stuff>>145973992it doesnt really make sense what happened with Dern. she was a sloppy slam pig, had a baby, came back more shredded, got btfo then came back even more shredded
b if you smell something it's probably you no one is in the room with you
>>145974039He shares his room with uncle atef and his cousin ahmed don't be so insensitive
>>145968968thousands of street fights, lost the vast majority of them
wmma fighters should watch men's mma and emulate that instead of whatever the hell their coaches tell them
>>145974073you have a problem with wmma techniques?
>>145974087Really wish they had kissed there.
>>145973467billy goof and veretenikov
>>145974111thoughts on this technique?
>WMMA incel hours on /heem/
>>145974128Imagine it was your face in there hahaha
Do you love UfC?
>>145974140does this illustrate your imagined concept?
>>145974155he's so beautiful
Bo Meng and Wu Yanan have been dating for 16 years now btw
>>145974158Literally me on the floor
Oh, the year was 2018How I wish I was in Vegas nowA letter of marque came from DevlinTo the scummiest slut I've ever seenGod damn them all, I was toldWe'd cruise hotels for an Irish roseWe'd rape some lass, shed no tearsNow I'm a broken man looking on X for queersThe last of Kavanagh's privateers
>>145974181Such a shame. Yanan looked great in that UFC China photoshoot. Would plaster her tits and face with my cum.
>>145974211I don't understand what you're getting at
IO'M GANNA ROIPE YE-AAAAAUUUGGGH FOOK
We're about a month away from Till getting knocked the fuck out.
>>145974225tommy poory is complete dogshit mate
K-1
>>145974237So is till?
>>145974225The meme gods can’t let Till vs KSI slip away
>>145974222Goobs with the devastating forearm strike, would have landed flush on any non-peahead size human
>>145974237Till is so bad he's used as a colloquial for toilets
Till does NOT mean toiletTill means money thingy
niAap
>THE FLUSHED MMA BUM WILL BEAT THE UNDEFEATED BOXER.... THIS TIME!!!!!
Marcus McGhee a real interesting looking nigga
>>145973978Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on her continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips.
>>145974328.
i6aWNTN
>>145974225till? till will kill
>>145974334
>>145974348
Barncat will heem
Some people thinjk Reyes beat JonesSome people think Gustaggson beat Jones.But do any of you have the balls to admit that Gane beat Joness? I do. I do.
>>145974298>>145974344Too esoteric for me cymbro
>>145974411>cymbroHowd you know? Also just swap the characters for cyrillic.
gane thought tapping only lost the round
why are chink and hue women so gay?
>>145974348Doing all that for 500 views is crazy, but I do appreciate his craft.
>>145974435
ian garry brings a lot to the table
how i aint bring nothin to the table when im the table
Will we get any spicy heems in South Korea?
>>145973814The three trannies
>>145974489xD le current thing
>>145974489there's no SK card
Sitting back listening to my favorite jew york kikes talk about mma
>>145974512
Dana has allowed Reyes to bring a gun into the octagon. He wants to be rid of Lionheart
frenchie wtf was that
Ciryl "Bone Gane Man" Gane
What did the French post?
>>145974576umm... youre chinese
>>145974605big penis with really big balls except the balls were boobs
this is haram
>>145974605Cuck shit probably
you can hear fear in aspinall's voice when he speaks of gane
>>145974640>physios are doctors in the land of freedom
>>145974425We have a saying here that dogs know other dogs b, k I'll do some deciphering in a bit
>>145973467The lionization of Ciryl Gane has been a disaster for heem.com
>>145974609I’ve seen Shavkat. You’re the chinese
>>145974605goatse
shavkhajiit
Volkov? Volkov will heem
omalleysisters...https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1864014980439224555
>>145974702Mongol, chud #notallasiatics
>>145974708jamazeem
>>145974702me and shavkat are white european males
>>145974719O'Malley popped
>>145974757He popped his pussy
>>145974757no he’s just extremely fragile
themba gorilla
>>145974757that's not how pregnancy works
>>145974799Who is that?
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQI2UUs5iR0Themba Gorimbo's training partner is called Slade Shadowshot, who the hell are these ai generated people
So why is kai asakura so popular? Do japs find him attractive or something?
>>145974848japan cares about mma, and he may be one of their best at the moment
>>145974757O'Malley's always been super fragileHe was out for like 7 months after beating on Chito like a heavy bag because he broke his arms punching himHis body is likely disintegrating as we speak
>>145974848fun heemer dude, also him and his brother (the guy who got heemed in that rigged fight with Mayweather) grew up streetfightinghe probably will lose to Pantoja but he's entertaining usually
>>145974829i'll show you whos who
>>145974848Kai Asakura and his brother were semi-famous street fighters in japan who made a name for themselves beating up thugs who littered or some shitThey went to MMA and had success against UFC level fighters like Kape and Gooch so they got mega popular Imagine if Meng actually became champion, it's like that
>>145974866Really i thought taira, nakamura, tsruyo and nasukawa are way better. What I've seen from kai is he has alot of holes in his game. And he doesn't seem to have much personality either
>>145974879>his brother (the guy who got heemed in that rigged fight with Mayweather)Mayweather fought Tenshin, not Kai's can brother lol
do you think gooby secretly knew khabib doesnt partake in alcohol consumption when he offered him a glass of proper 12?
>mfw i see a helwani
>>145974944https://youtu.be/ywYOleUb7Fg?si=igrft-DnpXAF_m0Qgoof
>>145974944based retard
BornJolie Le Blancto parents Teri and Carl Le Blanc, she also is a Lafayette native like her husband (UFC fighter Dustin Poirier). Apart from her parents, Jolie also has one brother and one sister named Javen and Jandy Le Blanc.>javen>jandy
Le Blanc is a good last name though I know a few people with our equivalent here and of course are Daner carries the anglosaxon version bit of a downgrade to Poirier
>>145974896meng or i was thinking japanese diaz brothers
enjoy the show GOYIM
>>145974951Conor himself actually doesn't drink alcohol, he's just trying to maintain an image
>>145974830Slade Shadowshot is a cool name you fucking dork.t. Fang Castlecrusher
>>145974605From the thumbnail it looked like a dood fisting himself.
chills throughout my whole bodyhttps://x.com/KChimaev/status/1864010062894665761
Dana>Slap?Me>NoDana>?Me>PowerslapDana>!!!!!That's how it happened. Ten billion social media views later, and I'm proud of my achievement.
>>145973575MVP did this to Cyborg, but is still a pointfighting shitter.
>>145974719Yan should be thankful O'Malley is out or his meme run would be over.
>>145974744Then why are you called central asians.
>>145975082Zubaira tukhugov heems okekly
>>145970710>make announcement>still throw in a friendzonekek
Sean O’Malley will never win another fight.
I see a lot of people dismissing UFC and current UFC fighters and acting as if things are all downhill, so let me just remind you all of something: I invented the Toilet Till meme.
>>145974896>Kai Asakura and his brother were semi-famous street fighters in japan who made a name for themselves beating up thugs who littered or some shitKek are you serious? I thought this only happen in martial arts manga
>>145974744Inshallah
Always good to see Jolie in discussion, great work champ
>>145974719Sick burn by Can. Too bad he's losing the rematch also.
>>145975100>Zubaira tukhugovUuuuh yeah, whoever that is.
>>145975076Anyone has the webm of mvp shattering some bum's knee with a kick?
>>145975076Still based af for him to teach her her place
its so hard to be a fan of this guy when he looks like this all the time
Sean O'Malley is winning a lot more fights.
>>145975112In such brutal fashion too she seems like a real jerk
could actually play a factorhttps://x.com/espnmma/status/1864024554986774950
>>145975188Its very easy to be his fan after what he did to hollowbrain and bryan wall.
Something hard and brown is passing through my rectum right now
>>145975234What's his name.
>>145975214Fucking hell I wish my #1 boy could speak English
Volkovs wife is kinda busted ngl
>>145975240Schaub
>>145975137this webm really toyed with my expectations
>>145975224>comes up as a grappler>decides to start heeming people to death when he gets to the ufc>heems to the title>looks like this when he's not heeming>is 5'4idk man, he's a great fighter but he's lame
YOU DON'T EXIST
i guarantee you kai kara-france will be pushed as the first title defense for kai asakura
>>145973148
I need a nap so bad right now I'm seeing double.
>>145975214Probably not noFighters don't tend to make very good corner men
>>145975188Nobody gives a shit about your opinion.
>>145975300but what if charles taught ian how to fight like a dawlg (which is the only way he can beat schaubcat) and him being there awakens the dawlg spirit like a sleeper agent
Ribovics is my boy
>>145975313
>>145975330Charles taught Ms. Machado a few grappling tricks that's the extent of his participation in the camp
>>145975389>>145975389>>145975389
>>145975240Very good
>>145975361zesty
>>145975330>but what if charles taught ian how to fight like a dawlgIan has been training with Charles' team for like 2 years nowHe didn't look like a dawlg against Geoff Neal or MVP, those were his most passive performances to date
>>145975188He looks deaf
>>145975414those fights had paths to victory that didn't require being a dawlg, point fighting neal and grapplefucking mvp, against schaubcat there is no way he can win without dogfighting because he'll be forced to sink or swim
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