Themba seems pretty based on embedded
Good thread
Maple Gane
>>145980979how can she do this while having a husband?
shit thread
What happened with Belal?
>>145981006Got cut.
>>145980996what is she doing?
>>145980996Mr. Sanko probably enjoys itIf you see all the shit she does with DC on the weigh in show, you'd know that he's either in to it or is completely clueless
>>145980996Jamie pull up that webm of Laura taking the Hibachi facial as her husband watches on in disgust
>>145981016>all the shit she does with DCWhat does she do with DC?
themba gorgonzola cheese
>>145981027Jamie, post the webms. You know the ones
>>145980996genghis khan and his descendants do not take no for an answer
Do you guys think any of the following guys will become title contenders?>Marcus McGhee>Joel Alvarez>Rinya Nakamura>Bo Nickal>Ludovit Klein>Robocop>Austin Bashi>Michael Morales>Shamil Musaev (currently in PFL)>Mick Parkin>Joe Pyfer
>>145980979Lol, as if Shavkat would allow her to carry his name. No, shes just a concubine
>>145981064Only Mick Parkin
>>145981064>Marcus McGheeTop 10 but never a true contender >Joel AlvarezSame as McGhee >Rinya NakamuraNo >Bo NickalGets killed by the first legit contender he faces then flames out >Ludovit KleinNo>RobocopNo but he’s still my boy >Austin BashiLiterally who >Michael MoralesTop 5 potential, could maybe win a belt >Shamil Musaev (currently in PFL)Literally who >Mick ParkinWon’t fight Aspinall so he’ll never get a title shot >Joe PyferNo
>>145981083You should look up Musaev. He's a fucking killer and will be /heem/'s favorite brazza after his debut fight
>>145980987His future fights with dana over wanting a gorillion dollars will be legendary.
>>145981098shamilk moosaev
>>145981064Mcghee will contend. Bo will contend. Morales will contend. Also the Islam versace model from the last contender series will contend. He's got heem power, is 6'5 in the welterweight and probably the best weight cutter since he can starve himself and cut ridiculous amounts of weight from his modeling career.
>Bo will contend.pppppfpfffffppfpfpfffffttttttttttt
>>145981064>>Marcus McGheeHe's too old, just trying to make the most with what he has right now. Nobody actually expected him to make a deep UFC run like he has>>Joel AlvarezSure. He's looked really good recently >>Rinya NakamuraHaven't watched enough of him to judge>>Bo NickalHe can become a champ if he take the O'Malley path of carefully curating his career and picking as many favorable matchups as possible. Also feels like he can get exposed really bad like O'Malley did>>Ludovit KleinLiterally Gamrot 2>>RobocopHe has no chin. That's what's holding him back>>Austin BashiLiterally never watched him fight>>Michael MoralesWelterweight is a bit too competitive right now. He hasn't been overly impressive>>Shamil Musaev (currently in PFL)Definitely. He has the Fazza buff >>Mick ParkinGOAT level fighter >>Joe PyferLosing to Hermansson isn't a great start
Toj sisters.... was dana right? Have we all been made fools of? Let's pump up Toj's views, for Dimitrious Johnson's sake at least...
>>145981064I've never heard of any of those guys. Have any of them fought Tom Aspinall?
>>145981145Aljo is doing worse considering he's the only one who speaks english
>>145981159Mick fights and heems him in the gym at least twice a week
>>145981176tick tock, tommy
>>145981016He's friendzoned by Sank b. DC can't even see his own penis. It's probably buried under 3 layers of pubic fat and afro pubes.
>>145981176We’ve seen that Mick’s punches have no effect on GODspinall (much like everyone else’s punches)Mick will be champ when Tom retires after a lengthy reign
>>145981197>Not if anything to say about it, I have.
aspinall unironically got shook when guru brought up mick parkin
>>14598121>polishing off the ballsack of some dudes who don't know you exist simply because they're Bri'ishMassive cuck energy coming from you lad
>>145981145>tfw dana was right and you have no real fans, only dana haydurs
>>145981229Buday trains with Aspinall and Mick now as well
>>145981239uuhhh why they wearin gloves?
I have met Merab Dvalishvili, Chris Weidman, Al Iaquinta, Aljamain Sterling and Matt Frevola. AMA
>>145981270They've said they're all willing to fight each other lil bub...
WE CANNOT
>>145981270marvelous mick heems them both and then himself on the same night
>>145981064No.
>>145981283Don't give a shit about these IDIOT NOBODIESI unironically take Brain Force+ and Super Male Vitality, AMA
>>145981258Are you the yabba dabba dooo guy who hates max?
>6amDid you sleep today?
>>145981258I've been saying it for years
>>145981283How long have you been volunteering at the Salvation Army b
>>145981354do you think he will stop going to the desert for fights? its not working out for him
>>145981422Bet it's a tepid 60 celsius at best in there
Bruce Michael (attached imaged is a digital altered picture of Bryce Mitchel to make him appear cartoonishly masculine like the popular giga chad meme)
>>145981422>“I go in there, he’s asleep in my bed,” Krause recalled, after wondering why Mitchell had disappeared. “I said, ‘Dude, we gotta go.’ We’re headed to the venue at this point.>“There was a pair of my socks laying on the floor. I forgot, before he went in, he also borrowed a pair of my socks, and he had them on. I said, ‘Dude, what are you doing?’ He said, ‘Man, my girlfriend got talkin’ to me and I rubbed one out.’ I said, ‘Bro!? Hold on a second, what are you talking about!?’>“This dude came on my floor of my bathroom,” Krause continued. “Jizzed all over my floor; uses the socks, my socks, that were on his feet, to rub it in the floor to wipe it up; and then went to sleep in my bed. Like, he didn’t see a problem with that at all. There’s no problem to Bryce Mitchell that he was sleeping in my bed, jizzed on my floor—jerked off, came on my floor—and then used my socks that were on his feet to wipe them up. All while they’re still on his feet I might add. He didn’t take ’em off.
/heem/ BTFO
https://x.com/laura_sanko/status/1766575544919826872
>>145981503kek twitter is funnier than this place
Gane will heem
>>145981545he didn't say that
>>145981503Is Laura one of them who have no visible ankles
>>145981553He did. He said it all over the networks.
>>145981553I heard him say it in the gif
Tom AspinallOleksandr UsykGordon RyanRico VerhoevenGSP
>>145981589buncha cunts innit
>>145981589Usyk is a slav and Aspinall is half gypsy also interim
this thread is my personal blog?
Ate some nduja and my anik is ablaze
Makwan AmirkhaniOmran ChaabanNamo Fazil
>>145981646Wmma will be our path to glory for the time being
Ciryl GaneAnthony Smith
Jon JonesJordan LeavittIsrael AdesanyaPayton TalbottBobby Green
>>145981672that the guy who got tapped in 2 minutes?
What if Gane loses?
>>145981683I think it's the hap they keep quoting in /box/ kendall omar or something
>>145981683yeah that's him, same guy who forgot which way to twist the leg and got wrestlefucked by a kneeless amateur boxer for 25 minutes
>>145981683yeah Gane The Merciful who allowed himself defeat to save Ngannou's and Jon's careers.
>>145981683I don't recall that happening
GDS
>>145981683average gane disrespector
more like gayne the turdiful
Is it too much to ask for a decent finnish heemer instead we get them debating placing landmines on the border like this is Liberia and routinely embarrassed by pizzamen like Makwan
>>145981545hes right you know
i have been prescribed strattera
>>145981790don't do it b
>>145981790get yourself some ritalin my nigga, ur finna be flyin
>>145981790Why did they prescribe you this how did the situation arise
It is now the officially scheduled time to discuss Chiesa vs Griffin
>fazza actually wanted khabib to do judo but he chose mma>fazza holds judo in much higher regard than mmaoh no no no khabitch xisters it's all coming out now...
>>145981865surely the strattera will be enough ?>>145981878add, i asked the doctor
>>145981905move aside its actually time to discuss smith vs reyes
>>145980979Laura Rakhmonova*
>>145981924reyes moves like a welterweight but smith only needs 1
>>145981422
Gane Innocent XIV
>>145981928She knows exactly what it tastes like
why does it seem like it's only the lower weightclasses where "chin" is destroyed by the weight cut? this leads me to the conclusion that it's not about hydration as much as it's about their bodies simply not being built enough. they become frail.
I'm seething with jealousy that Garry can have deep and insightful conversations with Charles
every fighter's neck should look exactly like this
>>145981966Poatan’s chin was way worse at 185 than 205. It’s all about percentage of body weight cut
>>145981905>Chiesa sloppily whiffs on several takedowns>griffin punches him repeatedly Griffin by round 2 TKO and Chiesa hangs up the gloves
Am I the only person here who has never been prescribed antipsychotic meds? It’s terrifying that so many of you know the drug names by heart
>>145981545
>>145981943admit it jamahal is way more based than cuckby cuckington
>>145982027FACTS AF
When Jon Jones said he needs alcohol to feel comfortable in certain situations he means having sex with women
>>145982101I'm sure you know a lot about that
>>145981545Volkov has downloaded the data and will viciously outpoint gane to a decision win
>>145982047it seems as though this is a level of frailness that most middleweights would be incapable of achieving. i guess if you scale a guy from a smaller weightclass up then it would be the same end result because the ratios wouldn't change. but there are hulks who cut as much weight as anyone and they simply can't become this frail.
>>145982121clube de compradores de Dallas
YOU IDIOTIC JUNKIE RETARDI TRUSTED YOUUUUUU
Brazza why dis midget guy want to fight me brazza
NATE THE TRAIN WITH A DEAD KID IN THE UFC BABY
>>145982197Weed kills.
question for white bros (mostly Wiggers). why do you guys insist on growing out the stach and beard when you don't have the genetics to grow it? it makes you look like PEDOS. just shave it off bubba.
>>145982263MMA?
>>145982263WMMA?
>>145982263>>145982275>>145982279that's ian garry, an MMA fighter. He is the prime example i'm referring to.
just found out Chandler's kids aren't his own.. WTF!
>>145982322fr bruh? lmao that nigga be trippin deadass
>>145982322WHAT?
>>145981064>McGheenah>Alvarezi'd say between top 5 and 10 is his cap. i know tsarukyan is good but taking that kind of beating is a huge red flag>Rinyanah>Boprobably will be top 5 but won't ever be beating khamzat. don't see him beating the other top dogs either. maybe pissy just because of wrasslin>Kleinnah>Robocopnah>Bashiwho?>Moraleshas champ potential, but it also depends on his matchups>Musaevlooks too good to be true. passes the eye test like crazy. depends on if the ufc want even more brazzas as top rankers>Parkinnot with tom in the division. probably will be a merab/aljo situation>Pyferprobably will be top 5 but that's it
>>145981064no
gane will weem
Gane will achieve
I hope Gane loses against Volkov, he doesn't seem hungry
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>145980979Man I hate women more than I hate any other thing on this planet and I just spent a whole night with one where I made her dinner, she made me dessert, we smoked and drank and shared stories and laughed, watched movies on her couch and fell asleep in each other's arms.
Luke Rockhold and Ciryl Gane should link up
volkov is simply too lanky to avoid death by a thousand leg kicks
they from afriga?
>>145982440gayne probably broke his own foot here the bird boned bum he is
>>145982440he's hitting cyril gayne with the dim mak calf kick check, frenchies entire ribcage is going to implode after 3 checked kicks
>>145982459You really shouldn't be talmbout brittle bones vis a vis Tommy "Where's Me Bloody Knee Gone" Aspinall
Machado Garry will dive for legs immediately like he did with MVP, only to realize that the strength difference is too much.
>>145982440can't imagine what kind of mind totally devoid of creativity and productivity comes up with the idea of stitching together a vid like this. it's actually embarrassing think about.
>>145982440volkov will probably just take him down. gane has zero rasslin and volkov is extremely heavy on top and his size allows him to always have limbs firmly planted on the canvas so you can just scramble up easily. I don't see a way Gane can win this aside from lucky ko.
pantoja will defeat asakura via having the best chin
>>145982467He won this fight b
>>145982473i think you'd be surprised b
I'm gonna go against the grain here and say colby brutally decisions buckley as long as he shows up like old times. he's not dumb enough to stand with buckley and look like an idiot.
Kirill Ganovich
>>145982484>as long as he shows up like old timesLol!
>>145982483> early rd 1 explosiveness> spivac is more of a grinder that builds over time> spivac was injured/short notice if I remember correctly.regardles, volkov also has the ability to crack gane on the feet, so the threat is there. gane knew spivac was gonna just shoot.
>>145982463tom had a pre-existing knee injury that ended in torn ligaments that was fixed with surgerygayne breaks both his hands every time he fights despite being a pillowfisted bumalso his lungs will collapse if he tries too hard, not joking
>>145982486he had one bad performance
Crazy to think Gane is basically Ryan Hall's successor. After he ripped that heel hook, nobody wants to find Ciryl "Grand Wizard" Gane. Tom Aspinall would rather get destroyed by Bones that face true greatness.
>>145982490Hes done b. Its over
>>145982478>Java Asia Keek
>>145982478chin, decent power, and also insane ground gameassakura is a bit chinny, and will be getting his back taken in about .75 seconds the moment the fight even gets close to the ground>>145982483slow retard shoots a naked takedown on man signifcantly more athletic than he is, gets stuffed
>>145982478Jun kim isnt a javanese name
>>145982499pantoja asakura is a toss up for me, and only for one reason... pantoja willingly walks into shots because he trusts his chin. doing that against a guy who'se strength is his striking and ko power could end badly if the chin decides to not be up to the task. I don't see him getting kod, but the risk is high here compared to other fights. he should fight smarter and he will easily finish asakura on the ground.
>>145982487seems like wishful thinking b, he had a chance to crack him or strangle him in the first fight
Shavkat v. Machadowinner gets to impregnate Skankho
>>145982508laura sanko will be 42 in 3 days
Suffering from greatness
>>145982510dazzan matta, brazza, she will gets her hymen heemed by the winner
Gane will achieve >>145982499>slow retard shoots a naked takedown on man signifcantly more athletic than he isTalmbout Volkov shooting on Gane?
>>145982508Unrecognisable. Unreal what some Happy Dads and a night with Big Daddy Gane can do for someone
>>145982507volkov has gotten better though. mostly looks faster and stronger. before he didn't have as much pop on his shots, and he looked slow.
>>145982503genuinely dont think asakura is gonna have anywhere near the power to put pantoja down in any way that gets close to a finish, but i expect a wild first round where both guys get stung and then start to behave a bit more responsibly
>>145982535everyone's cin eventually cracks, and pantoja has always been completely reckless when it comes to striking defense.
>>145981661Sleeper post
reyes will never lose another fight. screencap this
>>145982483As a wrestler, 6 techniques he did there prove he has all you need at heavyweight. Spivac has good wrestling compared to the majority of heavyweights who have a simple double leg. Spivac wrestlefucked Lewis and ended the "just stand up meme" (unlike blaydes, who got all takedowns stuffed and then heemed against lewis) Jones likely still has Gane's number, but I would advise not betting against him if any casual betters need superior expert unbiased opinions.
>>145982532he's a beast but there are levels, i think people just forget what a god gane is, until they see him moving around in there like he's on the moon
ciryl gane is HIM(ciryl gane)
Tom is faster and has better movement than gayne
godne has the goats name on his resumetom does not and never will
The dern co-main fn card got yummiest odds
CerebralIntelligentRationalYemeni LucidGeniusAstuteNegroEnlightened
the people will remember
Please go careful discussing Dern's physical attributes. Bobby green was murdered and replaced with a clone after doing such on live broadcast.
>>145982631Didn't ask
>>145982639Why did you change post style?
>>145982641>>145982639>>145982631
heeminder gane vs volkov 1 was in the small cage
>>145982623wmma would be watchable if the fighters are only allowed to use the banana split submission
>>145980979>tfw no threesome with Skanko and Layla Machado after pulling an absurd submission win out of my ass
>>145982648true, way more dangerous and frustrating for a fighter who loves to move
>>145982648don't put gane and cage on the same post
I have it on good authority that Joe Rogan eas the gane cage poster
'd care for a cheeky suck-'n'-fuck with laura sanko as it so happens to stand, if i do so declare by my lonesome, did i ever quite so humbly profess in earnest to the greatest of my ability to remain humble and sincere, without guile or falsity in the face of such untruths to which i stand firmly and resolutely in reaffirmation of this truthful declaration.
>>145982682
>>145982648This is a tune up fight for Gane. A Gane commercial. He's already beat Volkov 5 out of 5 times. If Tom doesn't sink in the meme submission in the first round, it's likely volkov decisions him, especially judging by Volkov vs Pablo Vich. And Volkov never got rocked like Tom against Pablo.
just took my morning ASSpinall on the till.
>>145982695Is sal related to Gus Tomato?
>>145982724I look like this except im not 6'5
>>145982473the myth of Gane having no grappling is a myth creating by asspisstranny fanboys to cope with the incoming dismantling of Asspissnal by GOATne
>>145982440masterclass from einstein of mma
Gane was clearly shook in the face of Bones. I expect Tom to do the same. Frozen like Elsa, if you will.
>>145982511Gayness*
>>145982750Ganeness*
>>145982695>And Volkov never got rocked like Tom against Pablo.Pavlovich didn't hurt Tom in the slightest lmao
at this point i think jones actually has a good chance of beating tom, it's as if tom knows he's fucked as soon as he's forced to stand with a competent kickboxer, he may have worse technical striking than anyone would think, or some other weakness like bad cardio
MMA Rigo is a gay pedophile. GuruChads vindicated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y74jAIK_10&lc=UgyY7x3WzUlMREKxxr94AaABAg
This is big https://x.com/mma_orbit/status/1864280970955726962
surreal bum gaming gone
>>145982789Buckley will heem this bum
Fluffy the vampire slayer
Who exactly do you train with to prepare for dricus du plessis?
>>145982819
You're not that guy pal.Trust me, you're not that guy.
>>145982789random as hellalso soldic got fucking old waiting for a fight in ONE kek
>>145982819>prepare>for Dricus
I'm all up in your shit so what the fuuUck?
Ka Asakurai
Any custom shorts leak yet?
>>145982897if those beautiful custom shorts leak anywhere on the internet i'll be on it in a flash
>>145982897Why is it always about bodily discharge on heem
>>145982869
Reflecting on Khamzat vs Whittaker. Just how bad is Paulo Costa?
>aljamain sterling>took the kneeQ win to become champ>disgraced failure and random prelim fighter now>Anthony "Lionheart" Smith>refused to take the kneeQ win to become champ>treasured hero given featured prelim
>>145983061
Jokes aside, it is fucking insane that a potential 145 title eliminator fight is on the fucking prelims while Landwehr vs Choi and Bryce vs Kron are on the main card
>>145982789word on the grapevine is colby has dropped him 14 times in sparring
>>145983082no it isn'teveryone who cares is still going to watch it. placement doesn't matter. the ufc know fagjo is a disaster to casual viewers (or any kind of viewers) and he's relegated to where he belongspeople were saying similiar shit for ufc 300 but look how that turned out. literally had THE worst fight on the card and one of the biggest snoozers of the year
>evloev/sterling>title eliminator
movsar's last fight was allen which dana really hated (even though i thought it was okay) and sterling's last fight was kattar, dana and the boys clearly just said fuck these bums enjoy the prelims
Aljo fucking sucks and he denied us of GODrab already being at GOAT status. Fuck him. Preliminary bum.
>>145983133Merab also fell to his knees crying as soon as he found out Umar was next
>>145983117he didn't hate the allen/evloev fight, he got it mixed up with the chris curtis/barriault fight when he was talking about it at the presser for some reason
>>145983141b we geeet it you love muslims
shitloev is just as much to blame if not more for the fight being on the prelims as kwabjo he's just not making a big stink about it
Brendan Schaub's dick pic and Mighty Mouse with Manuel Ferrara. Lost media.
>>145983146where is that from? i just rewatched the post fight press and dana starts off talking about the "18 or 19" win streak before ripping into the fight
>>145983141Merab talked all that shit about Russia and now he’s going to lose the belt in his first defense to a Russian
>Happy birthday, AljoSOON
>>145983252what a fag
>>145983252Damn that twink filming must be 4'11"
>>145983269>so gay he's fantasising about a "twink" he can't even see
>>145983294I'd blow out your o-ring and you wouldn't be able to stop me b
>>145983369Shavkat is going to lose his shot just like Ankalaev did by drawing Jan. Colby or Buckley are going to be fighting Belal next.
>>145983382If Dana wants to get rid of Belal as soon as possible his best bet is Shavkat or Garry. Colby is too past it and Buckley is too one-dimensional.
>>145983252Muslims aren't supposed to celebrate birthdays anyway
The Ballad of Gay Tony Ferguson
Movsar married a 17 year old girl when he was 23
>>145983399Surely you jest
>>145983412That's legal in 90% of the world, women mature faster than men a 16 year old girl is a 22 year old man mentally
>>145983399They're as bad as other non Nordics™ in making a big deal about it per my experience
>>145983422Nah, it's haramIslam is no fun: the religionhttps://islamqa-info.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/islamqa.info/amp/en/answers/1027?amp_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17333216884032&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fislamqa.info%2Fen%2Fanswers%2F1027%2Fdo-muslims-celebrate-birthdays
>>145981064Joe Pyfer has that magical heeming power. Great for winning fights but -more importantly- great for getting fast tracked to a title shot after like 2-3 highlight knockouts. If he keeps progressing from here I believe
>>145983444Beautiful url there champ
>>145983444
>>145983369Shavkat has the squeeze they say ratlip has
>>145983444what a bunch of nerds
>>145983455The squeeze of allah
>>145983455Evolutionary adaptation to hold on to captured women while riding on horseback
this explains why khabib let his moms lose her house
Just a quick drink before the title fight, Baka
>>145983502That's probably water with a dash of scotch
>>145983502peach of a screenshot b
kai asakura is getting ragdolled and cage-grinded by the cannibal i dont trust these rizin cans one bit
>>145983412Perfect ages. He is a young working man and she is sexually mature without being old enough to whore herself out in early adulthood yet.
Does Kai Asakura being Japanese give him an advantage in the fight?
>>145983554I'm imagining I'm Daner and I have Jojua chained to the ceiling hahaha
>>145983544yes when a japanese fighter starts losing red chakra flows around them and they become 10x stronger
>>145983412you're saying like its bad thing, no wonder y pipo dont reproduce anymore
>still no press conference announcementhonestly hope they’re not doing one
>>145983544Japanese fighters have a tendency to throw caution to the wind and fight with reckless aggression. This could actually be an advantage for Asakura against Pantoja because there's now way Asakura wins in a calculated, back and forth chess match with Pantoja, his best chance is just to use his size to aggressively pressure Pantoja and chase the early finish
>>145983621Garry's lady said he couldn't leave early so they canned it.
>>145983621none of them speak english yet again
>>145983554Dude gane your roof is leaking
The double champ shit is getting out of hand, man. Why the fuck should anyone get to move a division up if they haven't cleared it out at least? I wish I were a woman so I could fondle my own breasts.
Going to the store for some milk(psychopath drink) when im back you better cut the shit out even captcha saying you gay as hell
>>145983701I'm more of a double stamp kinda of guy
Mmm börgir
>>145983720
>>145983720cholo burger stance khabib
Magomed Ankalaev tapped to a vegan Paul Craig
>>145983720>Hold on brazza let's stop for a second in this empty lot and take a picture of me eating borger >Uuuuh why?>U kno diz brazza
>>145983751Pereira tapped to a lightweight with a anxiety disorder. Your point?
Heeeem
Let the record show that anon thinks there is no difference between a dagi grappler being subbed and a brazilian kickboxer being subbed.
What a helluva way to heem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
>>145983791One was fighting a guy his sizeThe other was fighting someone who is a literal lightweight
>>145983831>lightweightwhy do you feel the need to lie
>>145983831>One was fighting a guy his sizePaul Craig is a middleweight
>>145983791honestly hope lawyers get killed more often in the future
>>145983896https://www.espn.com/mma/fighter/_/id/4705662/quemuel-ottoniQuelmuel has moved to Lightweight, his last fight was at 155 against a guy who missed weight. He weighed in at 154.He was also booked to fight on the contenders series at lightweight, but had a panic attack and pulled out last second
i want to see cereal gain heemed for his ducking and his insolence. this rematch is an embarassment. he should be fighting blaydes right now
Oh Voklov? Aleksnader Volkov? He weems for sure on Gane.
>>145983930this is like saying featherweight connor was actually a welterweight because he can make that weight now. 7 years difference
Gane is going to decisionate Volkov and then hop on the mic and ask for Spivac 2
Insane to think Anthony Johnson was a heavyweight bantamweight
>>145983968isnt he technically a coffinweight now
>>145983930wow Pereira fought at 155lbs
>>145983962>Featherweight connor was actually a welterweightConor was doing an extremely unhealthy cut to make Featherweight. He was in no way an actual featherweight, like how Alex was in no way an actual middleweight.Quemuel was fighting in a weightclass he had no business being in just because he didn't want to do a weight cut
>>145983984Featherweight connor was the most elite version of connor we have ever seen wtf do you mean unhealthy cut. Just say you dont know ball nigga
>extremely unhealthy cutWho has a healthy cut?
>>145983992>we have ever seen wtf do you mean unhealthy cutHe was literally turning himself in to a skeleton to make the weight. It was the definition of weight bullying
>>145984013Guys like Colby, funnily enough.
>Alex Pereira, a pure kickboxer who started in his 20's tapped to a RNC in his very first MMA fight.>Magomed Ankalaev, a lifelong wrestler and Sambo fighter, tapped to a triangle with 1 second left in his 9th pro fight.It's very clear to anyone with a functioning, non-inbred brain which story is worse.
I would gladly heem daddy posters head to split open
Conor was often cutting 30 pounds of weight every time he fought at Featherweight.
>>145984036>he fell for le "colby doesn't cut weight" memepffffftttttt
>>145984060The question was 'Who has a healthy cut' not 'Who doesn't cut at all'
>>145983984You're half right. Conor was doing an extremely unhealthy weight cut, as during his featherweight run he was not water loading like they do now. He was pure starving himself and sweating. And he did not have the weeks out weight cut plans that they started to map out in the late 20teens. So he put on mainly water weight when he entered the cage and was not out muscle massing his opponents. He was still "softer" but had SOME height. If conor was the exact size he is now, but was only 28-32 yr old, he would be fighting at 145 now.Alex Pereira does an extreme but well disciplined weight cut, and he does balloon up a few weight classes. His water weight comes out of the muscles and he comes in the cage a few weight classes above, UNLIKE conor.
>>145984099>conor vs modern featherweight
>>145984060He cuts weight but he's had like 0 problems with weight his entire career. Can't be cutting more than 10 pounds I'd wager the same is true about Merab
>Conor just didn't have our modern weight cutting practices, that's why his cuts always looked so bad!How come we never saw other featherweights from that era become literally skeletons during their weight cuts. Mendes and Aldo didn't look like that
>>145982652I use this picture so much lately.
>>145984154
dead thread
United HealthCare CEO just got heemed in broad daylight. Thoughts?
>Dricus du Plessis>Slade ShadowshotThese people are from the same place
surely there's at least one photograph or video of "dricus du plessis" and "orangutan" in the same room...?
It's toffee season bros...
Jol Hones
Smith will win.
>>145984346Dana should up his security. Antifa isn't playing.
Would you take a bullet for Dana White?
>>145981239Top Dawg is so kino
>>145983977Fucking brutal but I laughed.
>>145984532I'd do anything for Dana.
>>145984029The webm that turned me around on Islam (person)
>>145984535>>145984547She's being smart. She doesn't want to end her career before it's begun, so she's shacking up with a tiny-dicked partner to reduce the chance of her vagina being blown out like a grenade hit it.Gradually she'll work her way up the ladder, choosing partners with a penis slightly-larger than the last as her income increases and she becomes more widely known and financially secure, before going all-out and getting powerslammed by a guy who's like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's digging tunnels.It's up to you for the time being, however, to simp for her and her moderately tight vagina, by donating all of your available dollars to her OnlyFans.
>>145984554Talmbout Lexi b?
>>145984557She's muslim now. Ngannou is christian.
>>145984535Next event on the 21st lad
>>145984557>>145984578Here the proof
im watching DDP fight adesanya again. south african mma is actually insane
imagine his acl wasn't fooked
The hoes discovered Slamdaddy
>>145984625that’s a man’s profile
Ok so Vokolv vs Gane round 1 ends and its even and Volkvo goes to his corner and gets his hair cobmed and then what? Gane looks over ingoring everything his coach is telling him because he is an bald fucker. Round 2 opens and Bolvov knocks Gane dead. Fin.
>>145984641was Izzy that bad or was Dricus just too good? Or even the opposite?
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH>>145963595>>145963595>>145963595
izzy was on an all time great run until he met ddp
>>145984667pissy was never good and dricus is unironically elite
>>145984676Post your girl.
>>145984676Hottest female physique
>>145984682dricus has the most impressive victory
>>145984701Undefeated against Australians thoughbeit
>>145984788That Posters as Australian as you are British, raj
>>145984765like saying chiesa has the best win over tony
>>145984765strickbeast*
Du bussy and strickgaped are just wet holes waiting for their Zatdaddy
>>145983082The UFC wants to be a kickboxing organisation, think of how they cut Romanov off a win in an extremely shallow HW division.Merit wise, there should be no way Evloev gets pased over by Lopes yet it happened.Watch the UFC give Volk after he loses to Ilia again to Evloev in a final attempt to stop him from fighting for the title
>>145983082>its insane that pillowfisted slurpers are on the prelims and nate the train certified banger alert is on the main card
Mate Diaz
>>145984346>United HealthCare CEOinside job 100%, the "gunman" had a silencer and escaped on a bicycle lol
Smiif is on the main card of my heart
>>145984801yeah a lot like that except for all details
>>145984891True, Chiesa didn’t go life and death with Tony
>>145984060They don't mean literally. The average weight cut for a 155er is around 180+lbs. Poirier weighed 83kg at fight night weight (183lbs). Dober weighs 185 in cage weight. Colby has weighed 181lbs at fight night weight, meaning he doesn't have to do much besides water load and a few saunas, but he gets to eat decent (healthy) meals. Colby and everyone is wrong about Khabib. He is actually NOT a weight bully. He was recorded at around 170lbs fight night weight in his al iaquinta match. He still had a brutal weight cut, but it's just the way his body is. Either his body stubbornly holds on to water weight, or he has high bone density or a combination of both.
despite pereira and dricbeast finishing pissy, strickbeast has by far the most impressive and comprehensive victory over him, with jan in 2nd place
du pussy actually fought the best version of izzy (lost 11 of his last 12 rounds)
mma fans have been mindbroken by years of disgraceful tappers. they now see real fighting as a blunder and real fighters as unsophisticated.
>>145984891These retards made jizzy lift weights and look how stiff he is lmao
>>145984947brainwashing workspropaganda worksjiu jitsu works
Ganetown
5 million PPV buys.
>>145983379>poor little bl-ACK!!!!!!!!
>>poor little bl-ACzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz
Bryan Battle sister fine as hell maybe 57 ain't genetics so bad
Bryan Battle(i switched around the Bs)
Munchies with Marcus > Cooking with Vok
>>145984998>Only done by another black manPoor little leaf... he can't keep up
>>145985038
>>145984993this Ngannou beats every heavyweight in the history of mma
>>145985058Peak silly. Will be watching with the family later.
/heem/ was never good
>>145985034bryan butcher battle aka triple b
>>145984993Sissy clitty Aussie got REAL quiet all the sudden
Austraian women been dripping for brazza daddies since Slamdaddy gave Volbussy a double dip dick down
>>145985088>'I am a girl' in descriptionThat's a tranny
>>145985101your mind has been broken by tranny fear propaganda. i hope one day you can realize his
>>145985088I've heard this was the case. Sad to see that it's true... Poor aussies can't get a win as of late.
>>145985101Slamdaddy made sissy clittystralians troon out in the thousands, sadly
>>145985110b there's a fag in a dress working at my local Wal-Mart they need to reopen the asylums and dump reprobates in them
>>145984765uh no? DDgaped was getting outstruck by the ghost of pissy and still couldn't drop him before finding a hail mary sub. Strickland exposed adesanya at his own game winning a dominating perfomance and dropping jizzy despite being pillowfisted himself
>>145984910Yeah I never bought the Khabib weight bully narrative, he was basically the exact same size as Conor in the cage
Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down poppin a Schaub.
>>145985131Zatdaddy finishes then both in 2 minutes and comes back to prolapse Pereddit
>>145985135yeah, no
khabib is currently 240lbs
>>145985148unfortunately for you pakitranny chamiv has aids and is a bum.
>>145985157Laotian Balls Sucked
>>145985123how does a fag in a dress working at walmart make any difference to your life?
>>145985164Pereddit ran away because he knew he’d get pozzed and prolapsed in 1 round
>>145985131dricbeast was up on the scorecards and easily could have gotten a 49-46 like sean from at least 2 judges, but of course when dric dropped him he actually finished it like he said he would. calling it "his own game" is a better sales pitch than calling it boring point fighting i guess.
>>145985193I think the hormones are messing up with your head pakitranny. take a breath kid
before fighting du pussy only 2 of izzy's previous 2 opponents beat him
Eating Du porky may be haram but that won’t stop the wolf, i fear
>>145985157Bigbib would be a mawnster at hw
>>145985223You were molestered
>>145985131Someone touching your face doesn't mean much if they aren't strong enough to do damage b... Diaz Bros opponent's look worse after fights compared to what izzy usually does. And I hate to say it.
>>145985189It's a mentally ill person existing in my vicinity. That needs to be stopped.
Heemed meng at work again feeling very efficient with my time
>>145985241No that was shota sean strickgaped, sadly
>>145985189One should not allow evil to exist in this world.
>>145985259>>145985264>your freedom stops at my feelingsgot it
Two hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the ground.
jan actually had a better decision win on paper than strickland with 49-46 and two 49-45, while strickland had unanimous 49-46. so there's your decisionators. pereira was about to get 49-46'd himself before the comeback tko. dricus was the only person who simply went to war, would have almost definitely won the decision anyway, but actually finished adesanya with a combination of striking and grappling.
>>145985269I'm just glad you progressed from >i-it's not a thing!to>i-it doesn't affect you!in a matter of minutes.
Gorimbros... OOF!
>>145985283His point is that if it doesn't affect you it's not a thing b. Respectfully
>>145985283when did i say its not a thing?
>>145985294His point ultimately is that jews should be able to have golems wandering the streets and I won't have that.
why does this man cause so much seethe from Strickcels?
>>145985284ew
>>145985300>the way i live my life is the only way legally allowed to live lifesure man, just admit this is what youre saying
STOP FOR NOTHING
>>145985312I've been pretty clear on that b
King to Bishop, smack my Smiff up.
>>145985317my bad then. that was my only point. if youre straight about that then i think youre valid
yo wtf what kind of welterweight is this guy
>>145985328peach
>>145985300I'm not sure which of you moves like a middleweight and which only needs one good luck anyway b one of you has to get sleemed first
I, Smiffed myself today, to see if I still feel
Well that was a faster conclusion than I was expecting
>>145985346well? do you?
friendly reminder that Smiff said his hardest fight was against a 150lbs crackhead that broke into his home
I love all my niggas, but I promise I'm not a faggot
Here is something you can't understand, how I could just Smiff a man
>>145985356Crack is a PED why do you think Jones is so dominant?
>>145985350Quarrels serve no grand purpose real men find compromise
>>145980979Millionaire Engineer Husband, THE James Krause, Shavkat. What exactly is her type?
I focus on fight night...the only thing...that's real.
Dis Sataday nite, we Smiff
Gane.
>>145985329Just a naturally wide lense with the picture taken close (as opposed to the picture taken from far away but zoomed in). It's a camera mog. Standing even 2 inches closer to the camera than the other guy will make you seem way bigger.
>>145985371she fucked Megan Anderson for a while too
>>145985385yo wtf what kind of featherweight is this guy
>>145985371Breathing.
Smiff is THAT GUY but Reyes just has IT.
The Mighty Smiffs
>>145985393>IT
>>145985393Talmbout the service desk b?
wait... how exactly do epople even visualize Machado Garry winning this fight? Rockmanoff ate everything Geoff Neal had and never took a step back.
>>145985363>real menWe're on heem b there aren't many of us
Dominick Reyes with the Icarusesque win over Jones.
>>145985410This, but much earlier in the fight
Mac vs. PCCoca Cola vs. PepsiKendrick Lamar vs. DrakeSmith vs. Reyes
>>145985410circle leg kick circle leg kick feint circle feint leg kick circle leg kick feint leg kick circle feint feint feint feint circle
>>145985269freedom doesn't exist. evil and good does.
Anthony Reyes.
>>145985430What about free will b
Free Smiffy
>>145985284black guys getting staph looks so much worse remember randleman ribs almost showing from that shit
Smiff vs Reyes is essentially a title fight.
yall nigguhs still watch this shit?
smiff is the poster child for lowering fighter pay
Niggas iffy uh Smiffy got da blicky uh
>>145984676system babby, but hot wife
>>145985446Oh yeah.
>>145981045Talking about genghis cuck who raised his wife son
>>145985410>Rockmanoff ate everything Geoff Neal had and never took a step back.FACT CHECK: False
>>145985441>half black>half white>can't catch a break>carried by an annoying mouthpieceI'm thinking Smiff is Willy
>>145985461Just watched your clip and Shavkat moved laterally not backwards
>>145985446Nah I just like posting in r/mma&politics/ fuck UFC
>>145985466He then moved backwards before clinching.
>>145985467Just to correct you it's r/mmapoliticsandculture... Your a fucken punk dude
>>145985461> eats a 3 piece right on the chin from a known power puncher and revocers in literally 2 seconds.yeah... my point stands.
>>145985461shavkat is the champion we deserve but machado could easily end up smacking him around
>>145985478Nuh uh!
>>145985480I'd literally kill you
>>145985486>shavkat is the champion we deserveNext champ is gonna be White. Get used to it.
Shavkat/Garry will be a snoozer because they're good christian boys and want us rested for church.
>>145985482Garry was never even wobbled by Geoff Neal btw.
>>145985500i can't accept this. i only want to live in the shavkat and asakura era.
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/dDiWALKbCZY?si=2UkzcxNraJlPj167
im a nigger
>>145985511but he did get knocked out by a random chinese guy
MFP vs MVP, that's the fight to make.
>>145985499You think I'm just gonna sit there and let you kill me
>>145985529How?
Michael Fucking Penis
remember when fernandd trained gane wrong as a goof? lol good times
>>145985541That's not what it stands for b
there was a lion with a great mane and all the girl lions, the lionesses would claw at him and bug him all day.
I think Charles has lost the dawg not finishing Arman or Mike is an ill omen.
>>145985531As opposed to shartcrap getting heemed by a random regional bum.
>>145985551He finished Arman but in our timeline Arman cheated to get out of it
AlGOD finna heem. You heard it here first.
Ian Garry da future
I have a Christopher Walken story to share
>>145985580I'd rather watch Clay Guida shower.
>>145985580How about you Walken (walk on) out of here
>>145984051>>145983739Did a brazza beat you up
>>145985584It's not a given that we don't watch that crap here sad to say
>>145985123Not our fault your country is fucked up
>>145985164Pereira would get subbed in two rounds and you know it
>>145985580didnt he murder that one chick
>>145985608French minge smells like leek
Spritz of Joop! on the wrist, rub together, kiss the collar I finna be gliding through Sam's Club
>>145985580Tito... dat you?
>>145985608chamiv himself already said he'd get knocked spark out. sorry nafritranny. try again.
>>145985584chase Hooper vs clay guida? what happened there?
>>145985634>tranny >tf>tpLmaoAlso he is Just being humblePereira himself knows it that he is getting choked out against chimaev
>>145985621It was mutual combat. Better heemer won.
>>145985637I didn't know they had a grappling match. My guess is Guida was just too old to keep up. He may still be able to pull off a crafty heem in an mma match thoughever
nafritranny is worked. I got him coping
>>145985651Algerian minge smells like drain cleaner
>>145985605>Country is fucked upYes, slamdaddy aggress Paris is shameful, sadly. :pointing_up_emoji:
Backdownman Fight Week
>>145985659oh nvrmind I thought the fight already happened its at 310
>>145985461the chin will be there for ian machado
>>145985661You are coping that Pereddit would get assraped by Chimaev brazitroon
Sean Strickland used to suck random old guy's cocks for rides to the gym back in his early ufc days.
rooting against ian garry is cringe and is a brown thing to do
>>145985690For everybody Shavkat has terrible defence and will get knocked out one dayWhy do you root against him tho
>>145985705rooting for a machado is the brown thing t do
why is embedded the themba gorilla show this week. i've never even seen this nigga fight
>>145985711He will get knocked out sataday brotha is what it is
>>145985705He is a digusting cuck but there is a lot of other cucks in the ufc yet they only talk about himIts Just a npc trend
Clay Guida has autosm you heard it here first
>>145985705trvth nvke
>>145985722he's boring as shit and cocky by dwayne da rock johnson blessed him because he's a poor african boy
rooting for ian garry is the sex positive thing to do, and a step towards STD pozz load acceptance.
>>145985672Everybody was against thisEven french fighters like bsd
>>145985705I'm not rooting for or against Garry I just think that the worst possible outcome for parity would be a boring decision/draw followed a week later by Colby or Buckley having a highlight win and skipping to Belal.
Mohammed Usman? Now that's a gorilla.
>>145985705THE garry machado?
I hope gojimbos finger falls off that shit looks nasty
Colby "The Highlight" Covington
>>145985742a whole ass ninja turtle
>"Colby out here heemin niggas"this will be said
>>145985737The majority of your country is into it b. Just look what you did to film.
you have to be a complete npc to watch ufc embedeed
you have to be a complete npc to like Sean Strickland
>>145985779Fer sure b, that's why I only watch UFC Embedded. Fuck UFC Embedeed tho.
>>145985779nah it's more hipster and tryhard to not watch it. it's something mid to have on in the background that you don't need to have your whole attention on.
she ju wan ma paper
>>145985768Your talm to an ayrab b
Kill bulgarians under the ufc rule set.
heemers look like THAT?
>>145985804would
>>145985804I wonder how Linda copes with Vince being a freak bitch
>>145985815Calm down basil 2
>>145985819Cute turtle
>>145985823who ya think trained him
>>145985823she rides some freak dick probably
>>145985823Peedub says she is a swinging minx and was heeming talent during the 80s and 90s but they're also retarded and jeets
>>145985837>Take it Vince, 3 BBCs WAY UP your bussy.
>>145985779yea i aint watched that shit in like 6 years fr
So is anyoen making it or are we going to just jerk off in this stale room all day
>549wew
let heem die
the more I think about it the more I realize garry will win via decision
I SUMMON MY BITCH IN THREAD MAKING MODE AND END MY TURN
>>145985885>>145985885>>145985885
>>145985812Arabs have infected France, their equivalent of ebonics is arab slang.
>>145982027this nigga is funny lookingwho's this
Klein and Morales
